Well would you look at that! Not as much as an embarrassment
#NFL
granite schooner
haughty kernel
yeah it turned out to be a good day for my Giants and Sammy's Broncos
meager saddle
Twitter
haughty kernel
I'm not going to lie
you're not having a great week
your team is underperforming pretty much across the board
this image of Bears QB Caleb Williams illustrates your position
sleek spoke
Which is the QB
The one on his own
How did Mr Taylor Swift do or did he not play this week
haughty kernel
Badly
sleek spoke
How dare he
granite schooner
Man, why couldn’t my team does this well the first two weeks
knotty blade
The eagles are lucky I'm a loyal bitch cuz they are so embarrassing rn
meager saddle
This game is all turnovers.
sleek spoke
I’m nearly last 🎉
haughty kernel
See I knew I was right to fade him. Never pick CMC high after a big season
granite schooner
upbeat heart
See I knew I was right to fade him. Never pick CMC high after a big season
I just didn’t trust him after he finally got hurt
He was an iron man for however many multiple years and then he finally got hurt and has never been the same consistent producer since
meager saddle
This is Lou
sleek spoke
This is Lou
Oh no, I am bad at fantasy
sleek spoke
I’m doing better than the F1 one which I’m pretty sure I just forgot to do this year
meager saddle
Oh this is why he’s injured. I didn’t know he was on the Madden cover. All questions answered.
granite schooner
Yuppp the madden curse reins true
meager saddle
Talking about college football— my school never really had that experience but Cal is the biggest football school near me and they’re on the ESPN show and the signs always get me.
meager saddle
A deep cut Florida burn.
granite schooner
Damn todays a good day for my boy Joey!!! Sorry @sleek spoke
sleek spoke
Looks like many people will be getting the guillotine
meager saddle
Help.
I thought the blocked field goal touchdown was wacky what’s all this
https://x.com/49ers/status/1843043877852205079?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw is it because he’s Australian
Twitter
I hope anyone with juice on their team gets credit for anything he does now being the second string emergency kicker.
gleaming radish
leaving that stadium at 1am like
upbeat heart
ACCURATE THOUGH
granite schooner
Absolutely insane!!!
granite schooner
upbeat heart
Ooh I like the theory
meager saddle
Thursday night football feels fake to me
Someone just vomited on the sidelines what a camera cut away from that
upbeat heart
Thursday night football feels fake to me
Correct
sleek spoke
granite schooner
meager saddle
Twitter
upbeat heart
Me next year with my son in a Haas
upbeat heart
https://x.com/nfl_scorigami/status/1845610294443196878?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84...
Oh it’s so fun when a scorigami actually happens
gleaming radish
And love seeing the cowboys get battered
i’m ngl last week the woman that was sitting behind me at steelers cowboys made me never want to see the cowboys succeed again
she drove me crazy
one game made a cowboys hater out of me
granite schooner
meager saddle
one game made a cowboys hater out of me
Does not take much
gleaming radish
Twitter
meager saddle
Twitter
meager saddle
He got an IndyCar race around the track, he’s been BUSY.
meager saddle
I scream when I see him
meager saddle
The horrors he would spew.
meager saddle
I just imagine what his ex Danica rambled on about. I’m feeling that direction.
upbeat heart
https://x.com/taylorsschumann/status/1846903020509970801?s=46
Ha my sister sent me this, could not possibly be more true
meager saddle
Aiyuk….. ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
haughty kernel
Funny thing is him being injured makes no difference
Since he was invisible
Good news that Deshaun Watson got hurt though
meager saddle
Now Deebo is in the hospital with pneumonia.
upbeat heart
Now Deebo is in the hospital with pneumonia.
ope
upbeat heart
Good news that Deshaun Watson got hurt though
On the one hand, it's karmically not good to root for people to be hurt. On the other hand, lol Deshaun Watson got hurt, no tears shed on that one
sleek spoke
IM OFFICIALLY LAST
upbeat heart
Oh Lou
meager saddle
The Bottas Award
upbeat heart
Does that mean @sleek spoke has to show her bare ass on the internet?
sleek spoke
Does that mean <@850762988259377262> has to show her bare ass on the internet?
I’ve already done that so many times
New Lou Lore drop 😂
upbeat heart
New Lou Lore drop 😂
Every new thing I learn about you makes me more confused
Have you seen Schitt's Creek?
sleek spoke
The first few episodes
upbeat heart
Oh that's not probably enough then
There's a running joke where Alexis will make a passing reference to like, being smuggled out of Cambodia or whatever completely random country
Or similraly wild lore drops
upbeat heart
I was just gonna say you got those notifs huh
gleaming radish
rip
upbeat heart
Yeah just casually lost two of my starters for the year
In the week I had the highest points in a loss
You love to see it
granite schooner
i could picture a judge being like "hes just the kicker" to justify not dismissing him lol
meager saddle
Someone is gonna use a precursory strike now.
Now that it’s made the news.
Really shouldn’t know names like that.
I guess they’re like no one cares about this felony and person so we can just do it.
haughty kernel
surely he’s too high profile that would get him dismissed
Apparently the team offered and he refused because he wanted to “do his civic duty”
Ie. The cowboys suck
gleaming radish
Now that it’s made the news.
exactly
granite schooner
Apparently the team offered and he refused because he wanted to “do his civic du...
lol what a patriot!
gleaming radish
Twitter
haughty kernel
You know Bo Nix and Troy Franklin were living off these at Oregon
granite schooner
HAHAHAHAHAH omg please tell me here someone is watching the browns Washington game
meager saddle
Not sure what Cleveland is doing today.
I do not think they’re aware they’re playing a game.
haughty kernel
I’m officially officially done with Daniel Jones
gleaming radish
granite schooner
Let’s fucking go
gleaming radish
joey b had the power of pro choice behind him
upbeat heart
Let’s fucking go
God I was watching that game last night and deliberately not looking at Sleeper as they told me things like "264 yards receiving for Ja'marr Chase so far tonight!"
granite schooner
im sorry, but also not sorry lol
upbeat heart
im sorry, but also not sorry lol
Oh I know, don't worry 😂
Also PSA, I only learned this week that you can watch Thursday Night Football on twitch!
The PrimeVideo account streams it
gleaming radish
Also PSA, I only learned this week that you can watch Thursday Night Football on...
yes because twitch is partnered with? owned by? prime
that’s why you have prime subs
upbeat heart
that’s why you have prime subs
I mean I knew that, but i didn't know that meant you could watch TNF without paying for Prime
because I don't
But I totally did last night
upbeat heart
I looked it up, @granite schooner currently has the third-most points any team has scored in any week so far this season
I feel better about losing lol
meager saddle
I’ve been frozen for over an hour after the Niners kicker missed 3 kicks and won the game.
granite schooner
Omg that’s a wild stat lol
haughty kernel
Broncos lost to the Chiefs on a blocked last second FG, Sammy experienced NFL heart break for the first time
gleaming radish
Twitter
meager saddle
gleaming radish
haughty kernel
good night sweet prince Dimes
haughty kernel
the most Italian men to ever Italy
I traded Danny Dimes away literally five minutes before it was announced he was being dropped in a dynasty league
upbeat heart
Oh well done
granite schooner
lol glad I checked my entire team is on bye this week
@south wharf you might eek out a win this week
meager saddle
lol glad I checked my entire team is on bye this week
That takes skills
You couldn’t even do that if you tried
south wharf
<@1025398585593958473> you might eek out a win this week
I literally deleted the app 😂 😂 😂
granite schooner
I literally deleted the app 😂 😂 😂
HAAAAHAHAHA That’s very funny
upbeat heart
lol glad I checked my entire team is on bye this week
Oh yikes
heavy pelican
he is on the cowboys website for some reason but it would give me the greatest giggle to see him play against the giants on thanksgiving
the cowboys szn is shit anyways so may as well be entertained
haughty kernel
Daniel Jones is actually too good a guy to do that
He’s not a consistently good football player but he’s a decent dude
granite schooner
HUH? Danny asked to be released?
Still a colossal waste of money on the giants part but I guess that’s nice?
haughty kernel
“Fuck this scout team shit”
haughty kernel
Have to love when the race ends just in time for NFL Sunday
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
heavy pelican
I can't believe I am currently projected to lose to @south wharf bc her team decided to go off for once and mine decided it was time for rest
sleek spoke
meager saddle
This is gonna make me sick
granite schooner
meager saddle
CMC just died wahhh
He was like I just sit down now.
Shocker he missed it!
I’m gonna eat the team
gleaming radish
CMC just died wahhh
yeah rip to him
his injuries keep moving up the leg
achilles then calf now knee
meager saddle
He’s gonna be one of those hockey players with the vague lower body injury
Kyle.
I just wanna talk.
meager saddle
He understood my threats.
He got my fax.
Of course Josh Allen was a childhood NIners fan. Like Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady.
That’s how it goes.
We are all traumatized by the gd team as children
sleek spoke
Someone told me the other day that he’s a massive trumpie
haughty kernel
he's a white millionaire chances are good
granite schooner
Yeah, rooting for any sport that involved white rich athletes, one can assume your going to be rooting for a trump supporter
But thanks for ruining my bills win high Lou lol
sleek spoke
Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to someone posted under the pic of him getting engaged
gleaming radish
gleaming radish
Twitter
meager saddle
I forgot to watch my team and they won so I’ll do that again
meager saddle
It’s dumping rain and they embarrassed me.
I also didn’t turn on the prime video so ignoring them didn’t work a second time
meager saddle
Twitter
haughty kernel
lol
meager saddle
Twitter
gleaming radish
slightly overjoyed i somehow managed to beat @upbeat heart
gleaming radish
my team is awful so i’m proud of them 😂
upbeat heart
slightly overjoyed i somehow managed to beat <@904752084308598895>
Man I’m so mad 😂
I’m not really
But I lost both of my playoffs in the first round, booooo
sleek spoke
Am I still last?
granite schooner
yes lol
I am very proud of myself, i was projected to loose at the beginning of the week ane handily won both leagues im in by the end
sleek spoke
Yaaaas
gleaming radish
i had a bye week in my irl league i’m first seed
but i’m probs getting wrecked this week
meager saddle
haughty kernel
he's just like us
gleaming radish
i love that for him
upbeat heart
omg amazing
haughty kernel
This might be the worst giants team I’ve watched since I became a fan
granite schooner
Yep I’d say so
gleaming radish
This might be the worst giants team I’ve watched since I became a fan
it’s not great
hurts out in the first quarter ended my irl fantasy season unfortunately
meager saddle
Brock Purdy more likely to be in the Red Bull next year than staying as QB
granite schooner
This might be the worst giants team I’ve watched since I became a fan
It’s certainly the worse in the 21st century
meager saddle
They have to stay in Miami.
I’m locking them in the Williams garage.
It’s right outside.
meager saddle
And I’m throwing away THE KEY!!!!
gleaming radish
it was truly a horrible game by them and genuinely i hope nothing more than my steelers get to play them in the first round
we will look like the best team to ever play
haughty kernel
Lamar did Lamar things
The Texans defense were good, but the offense were just sauceless
gleaming radish
The Texans defense were good, but the offense were just sauceless
losing diggs and now dell are showing strouds weaknesses
gleaming radish
Lamar did Lamar things
i’m legally not allowed to like lamar unless i wanna get excommunicated from steeler nation
haughty kernel
He’s so good though
gleaming radish
can’t get it done though
haughty kernel
We’ll see
meager saddle
I know it’s college football but the Poptart Bowl is going to break containment soon.
sleek spoke
Twitter
sleek spoke
I know it’s college football but the Poptart Bowl is going to break containment ...
Yep it broke containment to me
meager saddle
These games have had sponsors for decades and the Cheeze It Bowl didn’t do this. Kellogg’s decided to start sacrificing Pop Tarts live on air and it’s working.
sleek spoke
I mean if it works it works
meager saddle
It perfectly encapsulates the insanity that is American College Football. Perfect match.
sleek spoke
I saw they had a statue of the strawberry one outside the stadium 😂
gleaming radish
Twitter
meager saddle
They thought of everything.
meager saddle
upbeat heart
This is my understanding of how to watch games completely
meager saddle
Like why is Netflix logging on
granite schooner
Congrats to me for winning our fantasy league!! I had so much fun with this season
haughty kernel
From the 3 seed too!
Thanks for playing everyone. Any feedback for next year lmk!
granite schooner
From the 3 seed too!
meager saddle
Is the Lions defense not good or
Either the Lions defense has weaknesses or my threats to lock the Niners in the Williams garage in Miami last week worked.
Get in the garage Brock I don’t care you’re back in CA
They should let John Lynch eat someone on live tv.
This is my payback for depending on Robbie Gould too much.
Im gonna end up on the news im going to be the 49ers kicker next year
upbeat heart
Is the Lions defense not good or
Yes
They have literally like 8(??) starters they’ve had to replace because of injury
Maybe more
upbeat heart
This is my payback for depending on Robbie Gould too much.
It’s been years and it’s still weird to me that he’s not a Chicago bear anymore
haughty kernel
Yeah the Lions are mega hurt
meager saddle
They have literally like 8(??) starters they’ve had to replace because of injury
That’s amazing stuff
upbeat heart
Okay so I went to look
And boy this is sure a list on IR
16 of the 21 players on are on defense
So
But when I was googling that, someone tell me why we are asking how many lions can defeat the sun???
meager saddle
Like the Phoenix suns?
meager saddle
They did it! Jake Moody vs the Lions featuring Brock Purdy interceptions.
I miss Robbie Gould I said it
haughty kernel
Oh hell yeah
meager saddle
He looks fake here.
haughty kernel
The success of Sammy’s first season as a Broncos fan depends on the performance of Carson Wentz
haughty kernel
Yeah if he just randomly turns up and it’s 2017 again we are in trouble
gleaming radish
https://www.instagram.com/p/DEQJYkwJnzA/
MY HUSBANDDDDD
meager saddle
My internet prevented me from seeing the Niners exercise in futility but I have questions about Kansas City.
They say it’s happened before but I don’t remember a goose egg score in football.
Twitter
heavy pelican
Carson Wentz was their QB for this game and that is all I know
heavy pelican
https://tenor.com/view/starwars-obi-wan-now-thats-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-along-...
I can't remember if it was on tv yesterday or if husband read a tweet to me out loud that said "Carson wentz and the Kansas City chiefs take the field tomorrow" and we both cackled
meager saddle
I was out of it today and my Internet is still down so I’m limited contract to the greater sports context today.
heavy pelican
as a cowboys fan I have simply concluded the season ended last week when my fantasy teams were done 😃
upbeat heart
as a cowboys fan I have simply concluded the season ended last week when my fant...
That seems fair
gleaming radish
here we go 💛🖤
meager saddle
Good luck to her team they should listen to her play calls
gleaming radish
Good luck to her team they should listen to her play calls
they won’t this sucks
meager saddle
Of course not
haughty kernel
Hoping for slightly better luck for Sammy’s Broncos this evening
gleaming radish
Hoping for slightly better luck for Sammy’s Broncos this evening
please give her some realism don’t let her have hope
haughty kernel
Expectations have been set, she knows the Broncos aren’t really a top contender
granite schooner
haughty kernel
Big weekend. I’m rooting for the Ravens but if the Bills win, they better not blow it.
gleaming radish
is now a bad time to share i called this from the lions
it was like week 11 or 12 i was like they’re gonna meet someone in the playoffs that makes them crumble
and while they didn’t fully crumble they didn’t look like the lions we had seen
granite schooner
I just can’t believe it was the fucking commanders though
granite schooner
LETS GO BUFFALO
ITS JOSH ALLENS YEAR BABY, I HAVE BEEN MANIFESTING IT SINCE THE SEASON STARTED
granite schooner
WOOOOOOOOOOO
granite schooner
AY AY AY AY LETS GO BUFFALO
haughty kernel
The real battle
meager saddle
The broadcast will focus more on that than the game.
heavy pelican
The cowboys hiring their OC as their new head coach also happened so that was the cherry on top of the all the bad news this week
haughty kernel
My cowboys insider tells me it’s all a plan to make Jason Witten the head coach within 2 years
heavy pelican
My cowboys insider tells me it’s all a plan to make Jason Witten the head coach ...
you have a cowboys insider and you worked in wrestling?? I am learning so much about you today 🤯
sleek spoke
you have a cowboys insider and you worked in wrestling?? I am learning so much a...
His cowboys insider is a cow
haughty kernel
Hahaha
He’s a friend of a friend that I’ve now been in a fantasy league with for quite a while
X
And yes I was a commentator for about four years, after I worked in esports
heavy pelican
His cowboys insider is a cow
specifically a boy cow
upbeat heart
And yes I was a commentator for about four years, after I worked in esports
Oh that’s so cool
heavy pelican
omg how cool!! I am not sure how I'd feel about witten, but I would give him a chance
haughty kernel
Here’s me getting kicked in the dick by Monday Night Raw’s Pete Dunne https://x.com/thisis_progress/status/901872267289907202?s=46
X
upbeat heart
Omg ahahaahahahahah
haughty kernel
The cowboys hiring their OC as their new head coach also happened so that was th...
this is Mike’s take https://www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/01/schottenheimer-jones-cowboys-coach/
heavy pelican
Here’s me getting kicked in the dick by Monday Night Raw’s Pete Dunne https://x....
OMG NOT BUTCH!!!
haughty kernel
How dare you call him that
heavy pelican
this is Mike’s take https://www.dmagazine.com/sports/2025/01/schottenheimer-jone...
this made me sad but made me chuckle at the same time
haughty kernel
I’ve sent him that lovely feedback
haughty kernel
Championship Sunday!
knotty blade
GO BIRDS BABY LETS GOOOOOO
haughty kernel
CACAW
knotty blade
💚 🤍 💚 🤍
Ok time to become a bills fan for today only
Bills study this before you go out there! It might be the difference tonight
meager saddle
My statement for this upcoming weekend.
upbeat heart
The giants fan on a podcast I follow is honestly happy for Saquon
knotty blade
Happy superbowl everyone!!
haughty kernel
Thank you! Were deciding whether or not we need to nap
sleek spoke
One of my colleagues has booked tomorrow off work to stay up and watch
plush flare
We’re using our Disneyland nap break to watch the superbowl 😂
knotty blade
I have been wearing my eagles jersey all day... it is very interesting living in a "neutral" territory
heavy pelican
We are getting pizza and wings bc of course
meager saddle
I’m eating some buffalo wings and randomly wandering into the room with the game
upbeat heart
I am sitting at my dining room table having finished eating but not gotten up again, half-listening to the game that is on the the living room and reading bluesky tweets about it 😂
meager saddle
That’s more football than me. I’m on TikTok and they’re just talking about Pato’s commerical.
plush flare
We’re in our hotel watching but at this rate we’re going back into the park for the second half bc I cannot deal with how terrible kc’s offense is doing.
haughty kernel
As someone who left the pub and went home when the Patriots were down 28-3
Don’t do it
upbeat heart
Yeah honestly I will not be surprised when KC wins
plush flare
I most likely will stay and watch the whole thing. But mostly because I have to stay out until world of color at 9 which means the later I go back, the later I’ll last. (Unlike last night when I bowed out at like 8:30pm 😅
I hope they make a comeback but I also won’t be furious if the eagles win. My husband is currently rooting for both teams, which I told him he couldn’t do bc he usually tells me I can’t do that.
ashen wagon
I feel like someone in IndyCar’s marketing department did some research into the overlap of people who enjoyed Drive to Survive and people who would watch the Super Bowl because of Taylor Swift’s boyfriend and saw there was a large overlap
haughty kernel
Taylor’s boyfriend is stinking up the Super Bowl right now
plush flare
I feel like someone in IndyCar’s marketing department did some research into the...
I think it’s more so that Indycar is now on fox and the superbowl is on fox. But I also really hope the marketing department is that smart bc historically they have not been.
ashen wagon
I think it’s more so that Indycar is now on fox and the superbowl is on fox. But...
I was mostly joking- but yeah, it’s smart of FOX to hype it up now
meager saddle
I think it’s more so that Indycar is now on fox and the superbowl is on fox. But...
Super Bowl going on another network next year. It rotates so they’ll have to wait for this to come around again.
sonic falcon
Taylor’s boyfriend is stinking up the Super Bowl right now
yeah and watch all the men blame her for it
haughty kernel
I blame Jon Hamm
plush flare
Okay, we’re going back to the park. If the chiefs do something incredible, someone yell at me.
meager saddle
The real cause of the KC team acting like this is their need of a new name to be not racist anymore.
meager saddle
meager saddle
haughty kernel
Heck yeah Steve
sleek spoke
granite schooner
josh allen is the best people
haughty kernel
Lots of scuttlebutt about Stafford to the Giants and I hate it
haughty kernel
Fellow fantasy sickos: I’ve decided to go all in this season in my main dynasty league. Rate the trades!
gleaming radish
dynasty leagues stress me out
upbeat heart
Fellow fantasy sickos: I’ve decided to go all in this season in my main dynasty ...
I assume you’re team 1 in all of these instances?
I am NOT following where all the picks are going, but it seems sound enough to me
You trust Deebo way more than I do
haughty kernel
I assume you’re team 1 in all of these instances?
Correct
haughty kernel
You trust Deebo way more than I do
I don’t need Deebo to hit, just worth taking a risk on him versus the reliable mediocre Wandale
The team already had Lamar, Tee Higgins, DJ Moore, Dallas Goedert (it’s 2TE)
haughty kernel
Yeah
upbeat heart
Lamar and Jordan Love is a strong lineup
haughty kernel
Yeah Love was an upgrade on Tua
haughty kernel
Cost me three years of picks and most of my young talent, but tell me we are ready to go all the way
upbeat heart
That’s an incredibly solid roster, especially in a league where people actually, y’know, play 😂
How many teams?
haughty kernel
10
meager saddle
Hahahahahahahahhahahaha sorry
granite schooner
I grew up a giants fan but jumped ship for the bills when the OBJ stuff went down. this may finally make me cross the line into actively rooting against them lol
meager saddle
Yeah.
upbeat heart
https://bsky.app/profile/theathletic.bsky.social/post/3ljb2lppcgw26
omg ahahahahahaha
granite schooner
A true nightmare decision if it happens
upbeat heart
I listen to a podcast with a huge giants fan who will SUFFER as a result of this and now I'm rooting for his misery 😂
haughty kernel
I’m done with the Giants if they get Rodgers
haughty kernel
heavy pelican
i feel so poor
meager saddle
Me too
gleaming radish
no one talk to me this is horrific
my mom: who reported that?
me: you don’t want to know
mom: oh no it’s schefty isn’t it
meager saddle
NFL the Bachelor. It was Seattle yesterday.
meager saddle
You have to be a big problem to be a 49 million dollar release.
upbeat heart
Who was that?
meager saddle
Who was that?
meager saddle
…soon to be my circus and my monkeys
meager saddle
Don’t he need to go be a grifter shaman somewhere
gleaming radish
deadass like you wouldn’t like it in pittsburgh aaron please
upbeat heart
Ahahahaahahha
That was my assumption but I have been offline today weirdly having an actual life
meager saddle
Unbelievable.
It was the last thing I saw this morning before I also went off line.
meager saddle
and one of them came back after a one day visit with Pittsburgh. Ok.
upbeat heart
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2qwEBJc/
Do you have any players left...?
meager saddle
Do you have any players left...?
granite schooner
meager saddle
He’s sure something…
upbeat heart
Are you a giants fan all of a sudden??
gleaming radish
no sam if the giants signed someone….
the list is dwindling for where rodgers will go
i don’t want him
he was here in the city meeting with the team and looking at facilities yesterday and i was like please let him hate them
upbeat heart
the list is dwindling for where rodgers will go
Ahhhhh
That’s fair because I am going to point and laugh at you if your team signs and starts Aaron Rodgers in the year of our lord 2025
meager saddle
I know I’m marked safe from Aaron because he cried when his home town team didn’t take him out of Berkeley with their 1/1 pick (they took Smith out of BYU instead). He’s still bitter.
haughty kernel
How’s our draft buzz levels?
meager saddle
What is Adam wearing a hoodie and a tie
Also I’m glad that Bears selection was not in Green Bay lmao
haughty kernel
Goddamn Schefter
upbeat heart
I was idly live narrating the draft to my sister and she was like what pick are they are on now when it was about 7
And she was like Jesus that’s so slow
And I said yes, that’s how it goes
haughty kernel
It’s not that bad
gleaming radish
i’ve been watching hockey but my mom just made me check for what pick we’re at
and i’m like yeah we’ve got time
waiting for old pick 21
meager saddle
And she was like Jesus that’s so slow
How else will we get to see the Commissioner talk through the boos
meager saddle
You both probs fell asleep for your picks
haughty kernel
NOPE
we’d come up to bed after Pittsburgh but just managed to be awake enough for Dart
🎯🎯🎯
gleaming radish
You both probs fell asleep for your picks
i did not
meager saddle
meager saddle
I’m going to be drafted before Shedeur Sanders and so are you.
upbeat heart
No kidding
meager saddle
No kidding
You know when your number is retired by University… checks notes of Colorado Boulder….
meager saddle
The problem for him is that teams don’t want his dad on their coaching staff.
upbeat heart
Every time the list of drafted quarterbacks grows without Shedeur getting drafted an angel gets its wings
gleaming radish
what are we up to 6 angels now?
meager saddle
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjrFyKPH/ I hope they come back for day 3
haughty kernel
Shedeur is is bang average, but slipping out of the third is crazy
gleaming radish
Will ESPN shut up now
based on the multiple notifications the app is still giving me? no
meager saddle
based on the multiple notifications the app is still giving me? no
😡
Nothing like a 5QB team
If you make the whole team out of quarterbacks there’s none left for anyone else. This is how the Browns win the Super Bowl.
meager saddle
I thought Carr already retired
haughty kernel
Apparently not
upbeat heart
Who else does NO have? This is the part of the cycle where everyone on every team drains from my brain and then I have to put it all back together for fantasy football drafts 😂
haughty kernel
Spencer Rattler and Tyler Shough
upbeat heart
Oh Tyler Shough the old guy! 😂
gleaming radish
Spencer Rattler and Tyler Shough
ah yeah well that’s better than the steelers qb room
upbeat heart
Sorry Tyler Shough but the jokes about you during the draft were very good
gleaming radish
cleveland save some for the rest of the league
upbeat heart
cleveland save some for the rest of the league
Be careful what you wish for, your team will sign Deshaun Watson
gleaming radish
Be careful what you wish for, your team will sign Deshaun Watson
no we’re still kidding aaron rodgers ass
he doesn’t want us and the rooneys look like idiots
haughty kernel
ah yeah well that’s better than the steelers qb room
Which is Mason Rudolph and a rookie no one had heard of before the draft
gleaming radish
correct
heavy pelican
@haughty kernel thoughts on the international schedule? you gonna go to any?
upbeat heart
Tell me the international schedule or a tl;dr of it so I don’t have to look it up 😂
gleaming radish
all i know is the steelers in ireland vs vikings
gleaming radish
it’s never been more over for me
meager saddle
I saw that this morning and almost said something.
gleaming radish
best comment though
meager saddle
But in wasn’t confirmed yet.
gleaming radish
yeah the nfl posted now it’s so over
heavy pelican
i was gonna ask for a pulse check for you 😂
gleaming radish
i was gonna ask for a pulse check for you 😂
unfortunately still kicking
in the gc of me my bestie and her fiancé
upbeat heart
it’s never been more over for me
HAHAHAHAHhaaahahahahahahhahaahahahahhahahaha
meager saddle
Such kind words.
upbeat heart
I thought about putting (affectionate) after it but I knew she would be like you don’t mean that and I would have to be like …I don’t 😔
haughty kernel
It’s always a great sign when a 40 year old QB with an ayahuasca habit drags out signing with a new team just to spend as little time working as possible
upbeat heart
What can possibly go wrong?
meager saddle
He may have fewer plays for the Steelers than he does for the Jets.
upbeat heart
I can’t wait for it to crash and burn
I feel like it would have to take off first, honestly
Like this is already the crashing, given that he didn’t sign with the team until OTAs had already started
The burning will come in September 😂
gleaming radish
I can’t wait for it to crash and burn
the team already sucks he sucks now dk is gonna be throwing fits because he’s not getting any targets so like what else is there to crash and burn at this point
gleaming radish
He may have fewer plays for the Steelers than he does for the Jets.
god willing
haughty kernel
Gotta be the most MAGA QB room in the league now
gleaming radish
everyone look away let me have this ~~may we have week one of 2023 all over again ~~
upbeat heart
everyone look away let me have this ~~may we have week one of 2023 all over agai...
Max Verstappen winning streak 🕯️🕯️🕯️
gleaming radish
Max Verstappen winning streak 🕯️🕯️🕯️
well actually that happened in september you know what else happened in september 2023 the streak ended
if they don’t fix the o line no changes they make matter
and i stand by that
haughty kernel
I hope they have the worst o line in football
Rodgers’ brain can’t get any more scrambled… or can it
gleaming radish
i’m taking care of him week one callum did you not read my prior message
hell let’s take care of it during camp
haughty kernel
I kind of hope he plays every game and gets sacked ten times a game
gleaming radish
that’s very unkind to me personally who has to suffer
haughty kernel
Life’s not fair sometimes
haughty kernel
Instead he went to vibes central with Jameis Winston
gleaming radish
wish i was there
haughty kernel
And the DART
haughty kernel
Yeah but if you’re going to suck, at least make it enjoyable
sleek spoke
And the DART
Not me immediately thinking you’re talking about the charge to cross the dartford crossing
gleaming radish
100%
heavy pelican
LMFAO WHAT IN THE WORLD
upbeat heart
https://people.com/aaron-rodgers-confirms-hes-married-following-speculation-1173...
Brittani
upbeat heart
better than Belle-A
I’m never getting over Bella-A
upbeat heart
He clarified it’s with an I.
I read this as an L at first and very sincerely tried to figure out how to make BrittanL a name
heavy pelican
my coworker's friend is naming her child Nazzareth Lenox and I just want to know why the extra Z
upbeat heart
I have the same question
meager saddle
gleaming radish
haughty kernel
The old Moneyball approach, build em in the aggregate
heavy pelican
hello friends are we fantasying again
trying to decide how many leagues I want to torture myself with this year
static raft
hello friends are we fantasying again
I'd be interested in doing it again!
upbeat heart
hello friends are we fantasying again
I certainly assumed so
gleaming radish
i’m in
heavy pelican
yay!! I do not remember who is in charge of it to restart it but we should draft sometime in the next few weeks
upbeat heart
@haughty kernel ran it last year IIRC
haughty kernel
I did, we need a few more people ideally
upbeat heart
Well, who all played last year?
upbeat heart
Do you need me to cause chaos again
Yes, as always!
So we have:
- Sam
- Lou
- Kristina
- Laura
- Callum
- Mari
So far
I know Carolyn has no interest cause we just made her fill in to round out the numbers in the first place 😂
@granite schooner you wanna do fantasy football again?
granite schooner
Oh hell yeah
gleaming radish
Do you need me to cause chaos again
of course babe
upbeat harness
If there is room, I’d love to join! My family league disbanded a few years ago
gleaming radish
yes there’s def room!
upbeat heart
There were two people in the league last year who are not regular chatters in the discord, someone should figure out (again) who they were and tag them to see if they want to come back
stiff vigil
I’d love to join!! I am a lurker though 😂
Also wow forgot I had this server tag hahahaha
sleek spoke
I deleted the app lol
upbeat heart
I deleted the app lol
I have big news about redownloading apps 😂
meager saddle
I have big news about redownloading apps 😂
sleek spoke
I have big news about redownloading apps 😂
Oh my god NO WAY
upbeat heart
Oh my god NO WAY
Huge if true 😂
sleek spoke
Huge if true 😂
Literally life changing
haughty kernel
Alright we are at 8
sleek spoke
I am so stupid, I literally just thought “wow it’s so weird that Callum and Sammy have the same surname”
sleek spoke
It really is a wonder how I managed to become a lawyer
haughty kernel
I think we keep it open another day to see if we get to 10 and then start the draft
upbeat heart
That seems fair to me
haughty kernel
Yay @heavy pelican
Man I got a rough draw in the quarter finals last year against @granite schooner
haughty kernel
So @kindred gate is almost certainly drafting Bo Nix in round 1
We’re a “go get your guys” household when it comes to drafting
upbeat heart
Godspeed to Sammy
haughty kernel
@granite schooner a privilege to watch the creative process at work there
haughty kernel
Godspeed to Sammy
This is her first ever league, I’ve been working on getting her to play all year
granite schooner
Alright she is complete, i just need none of you to draft my husband before me ane were all good
haughty kernel
Alright she is complete, i just need none of you to draft my husband before me a...
Mrs Steinfeld I presume
haughty kernel
Alright she is complete, i just need none of you to draft my husband before me a...
Ostensibly I’ll randomise the draft order once we’re full, but I am open to bribes
kindred gate
I only have inappropriate things to say in response to this
upbeat harness
I think someone has to assign me to team 10? Or do I assign myself?
Please have patience, I’m from the 1900s
haughty kernel
Yes hello!
Done
@sleek spoke do we reckon we get more than 10, or do we just start drafting now? We’ll be drafting with no timer so it’s no presh
sleek spoke
Why am I being asked I’m just a baby 😭😭😭😭
haughty kernel
Can the people who have very different Sleeper and Discord names drop their handles in here btw, just so we know who to speak to about a particular team 🙂
I don’t like to be a dictator of these things, I know my place as the man
gleaming radish
the way i haven’t even prepped yet callum
sleek spoke
If you couldn’t guess I’m Queen Lou
haughty kernel
the way i haven’t even prepped yet callum
Do you want more time?
gleaming radish
i will do whatever the masses would like
haughty kernel
@upbeat heart
upbeat harness
Packerbacker9610
I saw “Cheesehead Tifosi” at Road America this summer so I’m just gonna roll with that team name 🤣
haughty kernel
What’s the actual question?
The question is we’ve got ten, do we just start the no timer draft now or wait to see if we get 12?
upbeat harness
Do we have a few weeks before drafts have to be done?
haughty kernel
Yeah I just prefer doing a slow draft with no timer and that can take a week or so
upbeat heart
The question is we’ve got ten, do we just start the no timer draft now or wait t...
Nah, I strongly vote we start now
I like a shallower league, out of those options
haughty kernel
Alright I’ll start it at some point this weekend
<@&1280423755193258038> draft will start with no timer at some point in the next day or so
gleaming radish
yeah let’s just go for it
granite schooner
Do we have a draft order?
haughty kernel
Yes
granite schooner
Fuck I’m 7th
gleaming radish
i want a redo again
granite schooner
Me too lol
gleaming radish
i think i was 8th last year
granite schooner
I think we should play last years winner gets the first pick
That’s a thing right?
haughty kernel
Random for chaos
granite schooner
We’re going snake?
haughty kernel
Ya
upbeat heart
poor sammy in 10th
Nah man, being on the ends is where it’s at in snake drafts
I’m happy with 9th, I don’t have to wait a million years to make one (1) pick at a time
gleaming radish
i want an early pick for once in my life man
every single draft i’ve ever been in im 6 or lower
heavy pelican
OMG FIRST PICK SO MUCH PRESSURE
I always feel like everything I know goes out the window when I draft
south wharf
Nooooo how did I get put back in the server
I love you all, let me know if you need another body lol
gleaming radish
Nooooo how did I get put back in the server
i can remove the fantasy football role if you’d like
you got put back in because callum used the tag
upbeat harness
How does this type of draft work? I’ve only ever done a live, timed draft where you have 10 min to pick
gleaming radish
to accommodate time zones and schedules when it’s your turn you have unlimited time basically to pick
then once you pick it moves onto the next person
upbeat harness
Ah ok, makes sense
sleek spoke
What number am I
south wharf
i can remove the fantasy football role if you’d like
Please! That’d be great
stiff vigil
I’ve never used this app or done a timeless draft!! Learning so many things
Omg why is that SO BIG
It won’t even let me get rid of it ahahaha great
sleek spoke
I could delete it for you but I’m going to let you sit in the shame 😂😂😂
haughty kernel
I’ve never used this app or done a timeless draft!! Learning so many things
Keep that shocked face, because you are ON THE CLOCK
sleek spoke
I’m trying to pick a theme for this year
haughty kernel
The theme could be “best player available”
sleek spoke
Take Josh Allen
Is that legit that you’re saying that or am I losing again lmao
haughty kernel
That’s who I would draft if I was you
sleek spoke
Ok I did it
heavy pelican
dead lmfao
haughty kernel
Someone remind me who Oddlots is
sleek spoke
Thing is I genuinely have no idea who is trolling me
heavy pelican
@static raft
haughty kernel
MARI ON THE CLOCK
sleek spoke
Someone remind me who Oddlots is
@static raft is 0ddl0ts it’s literally her username
Men 🙄
heavy pelican
Josh is actually a good pick but @granite schooner may or may not kill you
static raft
Don't worry, he wouldn't have lasted until Cello anyways Lou 😊
sleek spoke
I DIDNT KNOW
granite schooner
BANNED FROM MUSIC LEAGUE
sleek spoke
THEY TRICKED ME INTO DOING IT
gleaming radish
THEY TRICKED ME INTO DOING IT
it was the correct pick though
haughty kernel
@upbeat harness on the clock!
upbeat harness
How fast is this going to go today? I’m at Road America so might have up and down cell reception
Also being distracted by race cars 🙂
upbeat harness
This was my view as I drafted my first pick 😍
haughty kernel
NYOOOOM
upbeat heart
Callum youre dead to me too
Bestie he was never getting to you 😂
gleaming radish
calling dibs in fantasy means nothing
haughty kernel
Correct
gleaming radish
infact calling dibs in fantasy is a sure fire way to have your player stolen
upbeat harness
Are we doing snake draft?
haughty kernel
Ya
granite schooner
Oh well, I’ll still beat all y’all AGAIN
stiff vigil
So I’ll be MIA from like 12pm-5pm central (going to finally see the F1 movie!). I have picks queued up. Will they automatically draft if in order if available?
haughty kernel
So I’ll be MIA from like 12pm-5pm central (going to finally see the F1 movie!). ...
If you have auto pick on yes
stiff vigil
Oooh right just turned that on. This app looks so much nicer than ESPN
haughty kernel
It really is the best app
granite schooner
@gleaming radish I think your next?
gleaming radish
i was not home i’ll go shortly
haughty kernel
I wanna know why Baker Mayfield over Mahomes
@upbeat heart you’re up to kick off Sam corner
haughty kernel
French huh
gleaming radish
I wanna know why Baker Mayfield over Mahomes
idk if kc fixed their offense issues
i was torn between the two
but i just didn’t know
haughty kernel
This QB run has left some absolute monsters on the board for Sammy’s team
We’re very excited in the draft room
haughty kernel
I was asked to help!
gleaming radish
mhm
haughty kernel
She’s a baby football fan
sleek spoke
callum just thrilled to have two teams to run
3 coz he essentially runs mine too
upbeat heart
French huh
Yes’m
gleaming radish
3 coz he essentially runs mine too
lou let me run your team smh don’t ask a man
who’s not even american
haughty kernel
I told you to draft Josh Allen that was all, I take no responsibility for you and your chaos
@upbeat heart back to you
haughty kernel
Sorry I just like courtesy tags because I’m a busybody
@gleaming radish your turn
upbeat heart
Sorry I just like courtesy tags because I’m a busybody
No no, it was because I was having angst
If I hadn’t already been looking at my screen the tag would be been very useful
I came to the conclusion that it wouldn’t matter how good Justin Jefferson was on my team, if Derrick Henry was good on someone else’s team 😂
Derrick Henry might be bad on my team and that’s fine and I will live with it
haughty kernel
Gotta get your guys
upbeat heart
But I couldn’t stand taking who I was “supposed” to and passing on him 😂
haughty kernel
Dare I say I’m wondering if Malik is on the board…
haughty kernel
upbeat heart
But I was an irrational stan of his when he was languishing as DeMarco Murray’s backup in Tennessee
I was SO VINDICATED when he turned into Derrick Henry(TM)
haughty kernel
I reeeeeally hope the Ravens do it this year. Lamar is my favourite non Giants player and there are so many players on that team that deserve a ring
@granite schooner
upbeat harness
I’m a little sad I likely won’t get to pick any Packers because I’m not super confident in our team this year 😭
haughty kernel
Golden could go crazy off the bat, Reed and Watson are banged up
I rate Jordan Love pretty highly
upbeat harness
True, but nervous to pick a rookie. He had a little too much attitude at the draft haha
I need him to come down a few pegs
granite schooner
Shook that saquon fell to the second round
upbeat heart
Shook that saquon fell to the second round
Only cause it’s a two-QB league
So QBs are artificially inflated
haughty kernel
@upbeat harness you’re up whenever you get a chance, hope the vroom cars have been good!
gleaming radish
Shook that saquon fell to the second round
also i fear the madden curse
i believe in it
granite schooner
I only fear that when it comes to the playoff/superbowl
granite schooner
Whatever, again, I’ll still beat all yall
upbeat heart
also i fear the madden curse
So the podcast I listen to pointed out this week that whoever has been the consensus #1 pick across all draft rankings for the last like six or seven straight years has not played a full season that year
So I am irrationally wary of Ja’Marr Chase this year 😂
granite schooner
Yeah, one year in another league I had the first pick and drafted Jonathan taylor and it absolutely fucked my entire season
haughty kernel
@static raft on the clock
upbeat harness
@upbeat heart I was going to be mad that you picked Chase but I’ll send my bewitching powers your way now
upbeat heart
<@904752084308598895> I was going to be mad that you picked Chase but I’ll send ...
It wasn’t me!!
haughty kernel
@sleek spoke you again
static raft
I do not feel good about my pick 😭
haughty kernel
Ceedee Lamb is the best player available IMO
static raft
Yeah but I am not convinced about the Cowboys situation this year
Also the delta between Brock and the TE2 seems larger than the delta between Ceedee and WR2s
haughty kernel
@stiff vigil your pick when you’re available
stiff vigil
Just finished the movie oops! I guess auto pick turned off
haughty kernel
@heavy pelican x2
heavy pelican
I WANTED NACUA
haughty kernel
Just finished the movie oops! I guess auto pick turned off
Don’t go anywhere, you’re about to be back on
heavy pelican
WHAT IS THE POINT OF MY TEAM NAME NOW
stiff vigil
Hehe sorryyyy
heavy pelican
I am starting a wine tasting now lol
haughty kernel
I WANTED NACUA
Collins is a good substitute, and you’ve still got another pick
heavy pelican
I did I am not super stressed lol it is what it is
upbeat harness
It wasn’t me!!
Oh shoot, sorry! I’ll be done with the trash talk 🤣
meager saddle
Jake Moody hit a 59 yard field goal I’m shocked
granite schooner
Whose turn is it now? @static raft?
granite schooner
Ah right, time zones, sorry for the accidental ping Mari.
sleek spoke
@static raft you’re up
static raft
@upbeat harness your turn!
upbeat harness
@granite schooner you’re on the clock! Except there is no clock
granite schooner
@gleaming radish next
Yesssss LADD MCCONKEY STILL AVAILABLE. Needed him to make a good new team name since Lou so rudely stole my first name sake
haughty kernel
@upbeat heart
upbeat heart
Ugh
haughty kernel
Honestly very few bad choices this early
sleek spoke
Yesssss LADD MCCONKEY STILL AVAILABLE. Needed him to make a good new team name s...
Accidentally!
haughty kernel
@gleaming radish back to you
gleaming radish
i’m like guy picking what button to push meme rn
gotta get my guy
wrong choice rn probs but kittle won me my first ever fantasy league so i trust him
haughty kernel
@granite schooner
haughty kernel
gotta get my guy
Gotta get your guys everytime
granite schooner
@upbeat harness ur up
upbeat harness
@static raft back to you
static raft
@sleek spoke I assume you're sleeping, but when you wake up!
Sorry for the holdup, my mum's in town visiting and we already had plans to meet up with family friends today
sleek spoke
@haughty kernel
haughty kernel
@stiff vigil
stiff vigil
Done! Was sleeping! @heavy pelican ‘s up now but it’s still early af
heavy pelican
Done! Was sleeping! <@944087859135119421> ‘s up now but it’s still early af
good morning, tis your turn again 🥰
haughty kernel
@heavy pelican maaaaan you took my guy
Now I’m staring at Alvin Kamara and it doesn’t feel good
heavy pelican
<@944087859135119421> maaaaan you took my guy
I was debating between him and Kamara so now this makes me feel better 🫶🏻
haughty kernel
Well you’ve got guaranteed production in Bijan, Jeanty might be a risk so I’m looking for a consistent guy alongside him
Kamara used to king of the very good not great running backs, I think it’s Cook now
Sammy’s team is coming together really nicely though
sleek spoke
How’s my team doing
heavy pelican
Sammy’s team is coming together really nicely though
I do really like Sammy's team!! The dolphins give me anxiety bc tua but achane usually survives okay
haughty kernel
How’s my team doing
The McBride pick is kind of inspired
sleek spoke
He was top of the list so I picked
stiff vigil
@haughty kernel I just went so you’re up!
granite schooner
sleek spoke
What does adp mean
haughty kernel
Average draft position
Basically how high are they being taken in every draft on the app on average
Lower the better, but it’s not always a perfect ranking.
granite schooner
i know it's especially hard to get everyone together at a set time for a live draft, and no shade or pressure to Mari, but I hate this form of drafting. I like the over and doneness of doing it in one sitting
granite schooner
too much time for me to ruminate lol
granite schooner
i def find i draft better under the stress and anxiety of a timed draft, but i thrive in stressful situations
no time for overthinking is my ideal
gleaming radish
if we all were in the same time zone or atleast same country it would be easy but i think this is better and more fair than making people have to auto draft because they have work or other obligations
upbeat heart
There’s something to be said for the heat of the moment and a live draft, but I really enjoy the slow draft and not thinking about it at all between my picks 😂
haughty kernel
When I win the lottery, we’ll do it in person
gleaming radish
When I win the lottery, we’ll do it in person
lots of money spent on this server when you win the lottery. mods trip. in person fantasy drafting
heavy pelican
tbh I wouldn't hate if it took forever bc having a bunch of preseason games over the weekend did help my Monday morning decisions 😂
static raft
i know it's especially hard to get everyone together at a set time for a live dr...
I'm sorry, but I had preexisting commitments that were made before we set a draft date that I had to honor. My mother is only on this side of the world once a year, if that, and spending time with her and my family friends came first. I have also been busy with my 9-5 job all day so far, and this is the first chance I've had all day to take a break and eat/drink water, let alone check to see if it's my turn to pick.
granite schooner
abosolutely no worries at all, totally understand people have lives outside of this discord and my message was not at all a call out to you
static raft
There's no need to pile onto the stress and anxiety that I already have about taking so long to pick.
granite schooner
sorry that it felt like a pile-on, that was not the intention of my message
was just expressing that I prefer a live draft
haughty kernel
@upbeat harness you’re up
haughty kernel
lots of money spent on this server when you win the lottery. mods trip. in perso...
£210 million on the Euromillions tomorrow, we can do it all
upbeat harness
@granite schooner on the clock!
I haven’t done this for a few years, so out of practice
Trying to branch out and now looking at my roster, it’s all guys I’m tangentially connected to bahaha
haughty kernel
@gleaming radish
granite schooner
Glad Mike was still around, that’s my guy
Consistent 20 points a game player right there
haughty kernel
@upbeat heart
gleaming radish
@upbeat heart tag
gleaming radish
upbeat heart
To be clear I was ALREADY THERE
upbeat heart
I’m just saying I was SO READY