Baseball

[limber grove]

I love this graphic

[lofty ibex]

The royals scoring 20 runs tonight is insane

[limber grove]

Poor Toronto

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/jaysonst.bsky.social/post/3lzkb7e3fls2y

Jayson Stark (@jaysonst.bsky.social)

The Guardians were 12 1/2 games behind the Tigers 29 days ago.

They’re now tied for first place.

How many teams have ever been that far out that late in a season and finished first?

That would be zero.

Bluesky · Sep 24, 2025, 1:15 AM

[limber grove]

It’s the end of the season mystery bobble head for me

[limber grove]

Parasites want this

[olive sinew]

the parasites love to spend money

[limber grove]

Locked in.

I sat up here so I didn’t storm the field in rage.

[olive sinew]

for their safety not yours

[limber grove]

correct but nothing is President of Baseball Operations Buster Poseys fault in all of this.

[limber grove]

Logan Webb warming up for his day.

Everyone is asleep here because it’s two eliminated teams.

What a name.

IS THIS MORE SPORTS GAMBLING NONSENSE BOOOO

[limber grove]

Wilmer Flores emotional time but this time he didn’t cry on the field

[limber grove]

I’ve seen two home runs today unbelievable

Hi Max

[lofty ibex]

GARLIC FRIESSSSSS

[limber grove]

They made me so full I only ate half of them before they got cold so now I’m getting ice cream.

My tickets were 24 so I’m spending twice as much on food.

[lofty ibex]

The Nats are currently down 7-0 top 5th AND we are hitless

Can we pls just end the szn nicely

[lofty ibex]

These are the rules!!

You can't do this combination again until April so you must do it now

[limber grove]

I started with a crazy crab sandwich and a mocha from Peets.

[lofty ibex]

omg this is elite

[limber grove]

Im a professional

[lofty ibex]

YAY WE FINALLY GOT A HIT

[limber grove]

National(s) nightmare over

[tawny current]

I FORGOT TO CELEBRATE HERE BUT THE RED SOX ARE PLAYING OCTOBER BASEBALL FUCKERS

[limber grove]

And you didn’t even need Rafi

[limber grove]

Now I’m sad

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTM2xXpnC/

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/andrewbaggarly.bsky.social/post/3lzygv4betk2i

Andrew Baggarly (@andrewbaggarly.bsky.social)

The Giants have relieved Bob Melvin of duties

Bluesky · Sep 29, 2025, 4:34 PM

Hes putting Ryan Walker in as closer as we speak.

[limber grove]

The cleats Flores wore on his last game of the season.

https://tenor.com/view/if-you-think-of-an-gif-20132469

He’s a big Friends guy.

[limber grove]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtGYinDUSS8

[dim fiber]

I was in the car with my mom for two and a half hours today and she explained bananaball to me and highly recommended it, so now we are watching the game that happens to be happening right now

This is very dumb (extremely affectionate)

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-pitcher-niz-nasty-noah-niznik-savannah-bananas-gif-13385161315940067865

[limber grove]

Cubs fans… I’m sorry?

The pitching staff needs you.

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/mlbbot.bsky.social/post/3m2kjalndn62y

MLB (Bot) (@mlbbot.bsky.social)

The Phillies have a limited-edition "Fall Classic Shake" with vanilla soft serve blended with dulce de leche and topped with an apple cider donut 😮

Bluesky · Oct 6, 2025, 9:00 PM

[vernal seal]

i need that in my life

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMBWPcst/

Seattle Fan Prepared

[limber grove]

PHILLIES?

WHAT WAS THAT?

What a way to be eliminated

This is why they were the first team to lose 10,000 games in North American history.

[tawny current]

https://bsky.app/profile/artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social/post/3m2snyaxqps2h

ArtButMakeItSports (@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social)

Bacchanal, by Nicolas Poussin, 1624
-
figure it worked because of the composition but also the ‘scapegoat’ being dragged off

Bluesky · Oct 10, 2025, 2:50 AM

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1976462799481212928?s=61

MLB (@MLB)

THE @DODGERS WALK IT OFF AND ARE #NLCS BOUND!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 10, 2025, 1:40 AM

I’ve never seen anything like it

The batter was 0 FOR 4 WITH A STRIKE OUT

The catcher was not ready.

[limber grove]

Jose is always on his own subplot.

[limber grove]

Loud noises in Milwaukee.

[limber grove]

The Canadians are gonna steal the pennant.

[limber grove]

https://www.womensprobaseballleague.com/2025/10/21/four-cities-one-beginning/

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-binoculars-eyes-window-stalker-gif-5281952

[olive sinew]

god willing

[limber grove]

They did. Time to move to the World Series.

The Mariners remain the only team to never win a pennant. Even the Rockies have done this on accident.

[olive sinew]

i was really hoping for them

alas

blue jays you know what you need to do

[limber grove]

I need Max Scherzer to lock in and feed on their souls.

[limber grove]

Hmm.

Game 1 of the World Series.

It’s happening.

[limber grove]

it’s still GOING?!

Canadá send in the geese

It’s the only way.

[proper nacelle]

I love how this game is perfect timing for Aussies

[buoyant escarp]

They just entered the 18th inning. That’s 2 whole baseball games in one.

[limber grove]

Playoff 18 inning games stay with you forever.

They don’t exist in the regular season anymore.

[tawny current]

It's tied for second longest playoff game

[limber grove]

Let me guess is it the 2012 NLDS between the Giants and the Washington Nationals?

Because I was working night shift during the 2012 playoffs and I woke up in the ninth inning and watched a complete game

[tawny current]

Nope. 2018 world series. Dodgers vs red Sox. 18 innings, 7hrs 20 minutes

[limber grove]

They deserve it.

[tawny current]

https://bsky.app/profile/feitclub.bsky.social/post/3m4acqfqptc2u

Diamond Feit 🦇 (@feitclub.bsky.social)

NHK graphics department forced to improvise in order to keep up with this marathon World Series game

Reposts

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Likes

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Bluesky · Oct 28, 2025, 6:32 AM

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMXeAaKq/

STOP BRAD PAISLEY

[limber grove]

World Series now best of 3 time to die of fun!!!!

[olive sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/april-ludgate-park-sandrec-someone-w-ill-die-of-fun-gif-9375144

[limber grove]

Nothing like a rookie passed over by 19 team striking out the billion dollar man.

[olive sinew]

immaculate vibes

[limber grove]

He should get two bonuses. I don’t know how. He’s only making prorated league minimum.

[limber grove]

Kevin this is bringing dishonor on the family

[olive sinew]

it’s only the third it’ll be ok

[limber grove]

True the dodger bullpen could still happen

The problem is Yamamoto

[limber grove]

Oh boy

[olive sinew]

i was almost asleep

i’m sitting up now

[limber grove]

Kiké… I can’t even be upset.

[olive sinew]

whatever man

as i just said

they should win. they should. they pay too much money to not win

pisses me off

[limber grove]

They win and the lock out happens for real in 2027

That’s the problem.

[olive sinew]

yeah

anyways

[limber grove]

I don’t know if Max Scherzer or Bryce Harper is gonna rip up the commissioner though.

Oh my god

Is this Max’s last game?

https://tenor.com/view/april-ludgate-park-sandrec-someone-w-ill-die-of-fun-gif-9375144

[olive sinew]

the lockout is happening wether they win or not so i hope they lose either way

i thought toronto had it there for a second

no outs it was all coming together

silly me for having hope

tyler glasnow didn’t play like that on the pirates

😐

[limber grove]

Work place conditions.

[limber grove]

@olive sinew

Theyre roasting Ohtani about taking too long to get on the mound.

https://tenor.com/view/excited-fuego-gif-26833875

Home Runs after IBB made me giggle

[olive sinew]

god i love to watch the bullpens run in

[limber grove]

Look at them go.

https://vxtwitter.com/mlb/status/1984794867252207623?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

MLB (@MLB)

Benches clear in #WorldSeries Game 7 after Andrés Giménez is hit by a pitch by Justin Wrobleski in the 4th inning.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 2, 2025, 1:29 AM

Max Muncy was being held back by the pitcher in question.

[olive sinew]

i kid you not i cheered for them

[limber grove]

Enrichment time for the bullpens outside of the enclosure.

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/haha-gumichan-bird-no-laughing-gif-5128531988218293677

[limber grove]

I love calling a double play before it happens.

https://tenor.com/view/uh-ok-yikes-oh-no-whoops-oh-god-gif-15937972

[olive sinew]

literally

[limber grove]

Loud noises happening.

I’m listening on the radio app because my tv kept cutting out.

I hope Zak Brown is miserable rn.

I love when new trivia answers are born.

The 3D scares me.

Here we go

Ohtani would be third up in the 9th. Jesus Christ.

This pitcher survived the Colorado Rockies farm system and four years on the Rockies. He deserves this.

Burn it down. A guy who hasn’t hit in a MONTH?!

[olive sinew]

welp

[lofty ibex]

not former marlin Miguel Rojas pls I'm screaming

[olive sinew]

my brother just got home from a gig saw the line up and goes oh my god THE SCRIPT

[limber grove]

It was this or the infamous back up catcher moment.

Former Giant Blake Snell time.

Vlad. I almost died.

Istg if this goes to extras I quit. No one wins. World series cancelled.

[olive sinew]

i thought he had it for a second

[limber grove]

They always say Rogers Centre has a marine layer pitchers park layout.

Dave is gonna break these dudes to make an omelette.

He pitched a full game last night. We are four balls away from a WS Shrimp guys!

SHRIMPPPP PLZ.

Dave doing his deck chairs in the titanic moves in the fielders.

THREE

Varsho I have an agenda

Miguel doing this all himself.

I’m sick

Attempted murder of Kiké Hernandez call Interpol.

[lofty ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-panic-gif-8720514262649309419

[limber grove]

https://x.com/tipping_pitches/status/1984827868271067377?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Tipping Pitches (@tipping_pitches)

this is the most fucked up thing I’ve ever seen in my life

X · Nov 2, 2025, 3:40 AM

[olive sinew]

this is giving me heartburn

and neither team is mine

[olive sinew]

sad that he didn’t drop the ball while also almost killing kike

[limber grove]

He’s the only dodger I like too he’s had the distinction for a decade now

I can’t believe they got out of that.

[limber grove]

We have a baseball problem.

[olive sinew]

impressive honestly. it will not happen twice so they better sort this out now

[limber grove]

The baseball gods can hear you

Yamamoto again?

Dave you’re gonna kill him

Look what happened to Bumgarner (he crashed a dirt bike mid season and never was the same)

[olive sinew]

they reminded him what he’s paid

[limber grove]

How could they bring this up

I’m very sensitive about it.

(I don’t remember at all)

[olive sinew]

just to taunt you

[limber grove]

I’m trying to remember Logan Porter’s face and I’m drawing a blank that’s how much that bullpen means to me.

[olive sinew]

this isn’t funny anymore gentlemen

[limber grove]

I think we should arrest both teams.

[olive sinew]

it’s midnight

i’m tired

[limber grove]

Lock them in the field at Cooperstown.

11th inning here we come.

[olive sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-krabs-ring-bell-mr-krabs-ring-gif-10963423589528650735

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-side-eye-gif-5016118126108679217

[olive sinew]

😐

well that was fun while it lasted

everyone enjoy baseball next year

i’m anticipating half of 2027 gone

[limber grove]

Are we BUNTING

“Do we bring in Clayton Kershaw…” ,,,, NO?

Wait yeah bring him in

Do it

[olive sinew]

yes

[limber grove]

I was thinking too much like a manager.

[olive sinew]

you were

[limber grove]

His playoff’s reputation.

[olive sinew]

you gotta think like a hater babe

[limber grove]

Time to die.

Runner on first with 1 out.

Tying run at third.

Crashing out.

WHAT DID IS SAY

OH MY GOD

The damn double play again.

[olive sinew]

whatever man

[lofty ibex]

THIS IS POOP

we have a Toronto trip planned for April and now I'm sad about it

Ironically it is while the dodgers are in town

[limber grove]

Well you might as well go because I think the other teams are gonna strike now

They were gonna anyway

But the deferred contracts will push them.

[lofty ibex]

I keep erasing that from my memory

[limber grove]

I want to see Max Scherzer eat Rob.

[lofty ibex]

Kershaw will be happy to visit dc 🙄

[limber grove]

Don’t forget Blake! His RIP Charlie hat against the Giants lol.

[lofty ibex]

tbt when miggy ro was in love with Miami

[limber grove]

Maybe he can ask for a job.

[lofty ibex]

then he and jazz got in a locker room tiff about jewelry and swag and now he's wearing that necklace

[limber grove]

Of course they did.

[olive sinew]

they for sure are

[limber grove]

What’s Bob gonna do

Is he gonna ask me for money

The giants are a real estate company that’s acting like a baseball team that decided in the last year to take up baseball again by hiring Buster as their face.

[olive sinew]

i forgot you were talking manfred i was like nutting already asks me for money why does he want your money too

sell the team bob fuck you buddy

[limber grove]

Bob is Pirates, Rob is MLB

Rob was the owners lawyer during the 1994 lockout HE’S A COP!!!!!

DON’T TELL HIM ANYTHING.

[olive sinew]

babe you write bob i fear

[limber grove]

I know I was talking about Bob.

He wants me to pay for a league minimum player to trade for cash.

[olive sinew]

oh you were actually talking about my bob asking you for money

[limber grove]

They started asking for a contract.

[olive sinew]

💀

[olive sinew]

he sure does

and he will charge me $100 a seat to go see the yankees

fuck you bob

[limber grove]

…

https://tenor.com/view/james-franco-wait-what-wut-wtf-nani-gif-25479769

That’s too many dollars.

[olive sinew]

it is

same seats are usually $30-40

fuck you bob

i cannot believe i got my hopes up

just fir the dodgers to win again

[limber grove]

Every day I open my eyes and they’re there to ruin my life.

Guys Zak Brown is happy.

Throwing my glasses.

[olive sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/hell-damnit-awful-this-is-my-hell-ron-swanson-gif-7366346

[limber grove]

However, Drake is miserable.

[limber grove]

I was not prepared for the GOLD GLOVES

DUBY?!

They grow up so fast.

Im just taking pictures

[limber grove]

It better go to Big Dumper for his nickname alone

[olive sinew]

agree

[limber grove]

-# me at Aaron Judge: You have massively fucked me over. I will never think of you the same. Enjoy your bad karma, rot in hell, evil bitch.

[limber grove]

I wonder who is being supported here.

[limber grove]

https://www.si.com/mlb/athletics/onsi/relocation/a-s-flip-the-switch-turn-on-comments

[limber grove]

BREAKING: Cleveland Guardians pitchers Emmanuel Clase and Luis Ortiz have been indicted by prosecutors in Brooklyn on a host of charges related to a scheme to rig bets on pitches thrown in MLB games. Ortiz was arrested in Boston earlier today. Clase is not currently in custody.

Can’t believe the league sponsored by draft kings has a gambling problem

[olive sinew]

shocking

[limber grove]

All for 7000 dollars.

On a scale of domestic violence to steroid use, their punishment will be in the middle.

[limber grove]

65 years in jail for this?! Lmao. Sorry.

I can’t.

Yet diddy got four.

[limber grove]

Like phones aren’t allowed during games fo this reason. Remember the whole Apple Watch Red Sox saga? And how the iPad they use for film and etc have to be specifically managed by MLB and are offline devices.

[limber grove]

https://www.nbcsportsbayarea.com/mlb/san-francisco-giants/joe-maddon-tony-vitello/1891147/?_osource=sm_npd_rsn_bay_twt_sprtresocial#

WACKY JOE MADDON YELLS AT CLOUD

[olive sinew]

it’s a day that ends in y so yes

[limber grove]

he’s just so wacky never seen anything like it

Joe you chose the Angels and the Rays as employers.

[limber grove]

https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/s/x7hImag0Yd

Your honor, I was not influencing gambling on baseball… I was orchestrating cockfighting.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrJgPq2N/

[limber grove]

Big day.

[limber grove]

Also she came back to baseball after getting pushed to softball after the little league World Series

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTrCQa4yw/

[limber grove]

I know Iowa is the land of six blackouts but what’s going on there?

[olive sinew]

*excluding shohei

killing me

[limber grove]

https://www.gerbenlaw.com/blog/uspto-denies-las-vegas-athletics-trademarks-as-geographically-descriptive/

[olive sinew]

what if they just go by “the oakland a’s in ✨vegas✨”

[limber grove]

The Philadelphia Kansas City Oakland Athletics of Las Vegas

[olive sinew]

perfect

[limber grove]

https://www.yahoo.com/sports/mlb/article/rob-manfred-floats-mlb-realignment-with-american-and-national-leagues-replaced-by-east-vs-west-034945269.html

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/giantbot.bsky.social/post/3mcd3zcfzw52j

SF Giants Bot (@giantbot.bsky.social)

🤖 Jeff Passan

BREAKING: The Arizona Diamondbacks are acquiring eight-time All-Star third baseman Nolan Arenado in a trade with the St. Louis Cardinals, sources tell ESPN. Arenado has agreed to waive his no-trade clause and the deal is done.

First to say the deal was close was @katiejwoo.

Bluesky · Jan 13, 2026, 5:40 PM

This feels illegal after what I heard how Diamondbacks fans talked about him in the upper deck at Chase Field on opening day 2018 against the Rockies.

Last name Spanish, first name Irish? They couldn’t process how it worked. Very confused they are still working through it day by day.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTh6UVs66/

[limber grove]

They’re doing it again @olive sinew

[olive sinew]

oh my god i was just about to message you

[limber grove]

Not sure this was worth an ESPN push notification.

[olive sinew]

they can’t keep getting away with this tho

[limber grove]

Daaaaaa Yankees

[olive sinew]

DA JANKEES LOSE

sorry that’s one of my top 10 vocal stims

[limber grove]

Same

[limber grove]

Why is he making Pop Crave? (He forgot part of his travel packet and the Giants got him out in an hour).

JHL, please don’t do this to me.

[limber grove]

https://awfulannouncing.com/mlb/abc-to-air-three-major-league-baseball-games-in-2026.html

How did the dodgers get away from this? Why am I involved? What did the cubs do?

[limber grove]

No context.

Also my favorite time of year. Shenanigans in the concourse.

[olive sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/shakira-undecided-the-voice-not-sure-button-gif-5455501

[limber grove]

WBC shenanigans yet again.

[olive sinew]

i want to try it i think

[limber grove]

Puerto Rico is lucky to have a team of the insurance company had any bring to say about it.

[olive sinew]

i like brisket

[limber grove]

However you would have to watch the Houston Astros in Houston.

[olive sinew]

ah yeah that’s against my religion actually

[limber grove]

same.

Junior Circuit stuff happens there.

[limber grove]

Bought these for some whimsy.

[lofty ibex]

did you get anything good?

[limber grove]

Pray for the Walgreens

[limber grove]

clears throat
-# it’s baseball season

[limber grove]

https://www.eeinstagram.com/p/DU3s91IkRcy/

[olive sinew]

the what

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[limber grove]

Baseball is back the dark days are over

Baseball is already ruining my life @olive sinew

[olive sinew]

shocker

[limber grove]

Birdsong didn’t get out of the first. There was a grand slam. Down 5 runs.

[limber grove]

They keep showing J***e in the ads.

Now its only a 1 run deficit call off the mourning

[tawny current]

YEAH RED SOX WON THE FIRST GAME

YEAH

BASEBALL SEASON BABY

[limber grove]

Me first inning: it’s over lets go home
Me ninth inning: they’re unstoppable World Series or bust

[tawny current]

I gotta remind myself its only spring training

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/celebrate-excited-gif-5615373

[limber grove]

A triple play happened for the giants defense which I have not seen in the regular season in a time spanning decades.

[limber grove]

This is a threat to commissioner Manfred personally with the union contract coming up.

[limber grove]

AMEN

[limber grove]

The new ABS system makes the strike zone more closely match their height, so players have had to be remeasured after lying for decades. Gavin Lux randomly lost 3 inches of height in the offseason. Call a doctor.

[limber grove]

Free game of the day again for me

[limber grove]

Woman umpire

I support women’s wrongs (balls and strikes)

[limber grove]

ENOUGH

@olive sinew

😵‍💫

Sweet Jesus

Lots happening.

[dim fiber]

I have no idea what’s going on, why are countries playing MLB teams

[olive sinew]

rahhhhhhhhhh

[limber grove]

World baseball classic.

[limber grove]

They made my boys play an extra inning down 14 because USA needed more reps

[dim fiber]

Is that all

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/thatsall-meryl-streep-gif-5812120

[olive sinew]

https://x.com/mariners/status/2029701377027690629?s=46

Seattle Mariners (@Mariners)

spring happens

X · Mar 5, 2026, 11:31 PM

even funnier is the way they posted about it

[limber grove]

My favorite bit is when the score is so bad admin goes out of their way to not say.

[dim fiber]

omg that's incredible

How many runs? idk more than 6, that's all that matters 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️

[olive sinew]

i thought you’d enjoy it

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvNf6fw/

Did Altuve lie

[lofty ibex]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTGrVG2En3v/?igsh=MWd2dW91c3hyZHNqYg==

melbygt

Did your favorite MLB squad match up with a similar Formula 1 team?? #formula1 #mlb #ferarri

Likes

4271

Instagram

not the Nats and the marlins being grouped together I feel attacked

[limber grove]

That’s actually a felony

[lofty ibex]

he was not WRONG but still

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThv2HVYj/

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThv61pcc/

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThvDGW46/ world baseball classic

[limber grove]

?????

!!!

???

I know he was a dodger for five minutes but the what the fuck

[lofty ibex]

jumpscare

(both him and the park)

[olive sinew]

yes i had a very disappointing moment finding out they were friends on the new dts season

i believe my words were something along the lines of “albert noooooo”

[limber grove]

What about his friend Kopitar?!

[limber grove]

He was a cardinal and he was a dodger. He was a prone to be our enemy.

[olive sinew]

yes but despite that my mother raised me as a pujols fan for some reason

so it was quite the betrayal

😂

[limber grove]

That has to be a baseball felony for a pirates fan

[olive sinew]

the pirates were so bad 90% of my life it was more fun to watch other players on other teams

now i’m an adult and i just suffer with them

[limber grove]

They were always bothering me

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZThcWTnrr/ I need to show this edit to someone, this film is very important.

[limber grove]

Opening night tomorrow. Opening day Thursday. What a week.

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/dabbing-i-think-you-should-leave-with-tim-robinson-hit-the-dab-celebrate-tim-robinson-gif-8916370035022661997

Baseball stats are back baby

[tawny current]

the fuck happened Red Sox

[limber grove]

They already went back to Boston.

[tawny current]

Oh yeah. But Opening day isnt until next week

[olive sinew]

you have to try real hard to have the twins beat you by that much

[limber grove]

It’s Thursday

But home opener sure

Northern teams can’t go home yet you’re right

What if it snows

[tawny current]

Oh wait Red sox are traveling and going to the Reds (ew) this week

I mean it did kinda snow last night

[limber grove]

last year the Yankees got snowed out going to Denver

The hellmouth that is Coors field didn’t want AL team

Dinger made it snow.

https://tenor.com/view/dinger-dinosaur-colorado-rockies-this-is-fine-gif-8880668428242995354

[olive sinew]

my goat dinger

the only good thing happening in that stadium

[limber grove]

The food there is disappointing like bottom 1/3 of the ones I’ve gone to

Dinger needs to fix it

This is the only thing I found appetizing. They didnt have any of the announced food of the year.

Most surprising for food is White Sox.

[tawny current]

Im trying to see if I can get a cheap ticket to the Red Sox home Opener.

Man I love walking Tacos. Especially the Fritos one

[limber grove]

The giants are opening at home for the like second time in the last 30 years.

I am busy that day so I’m going the 4th.

Against the Mets.

[tawny current]

But I would love to be at Fenway for the fly over.

They always fly over my apartment and it scares the fuck out of me.

And then the two games after that is the Hello Kitty day and Snoopy day!

[limber grove]

At Fenway

[tawny current]

I dontlike seafod for lobster

[limber grove]

Tell them to make something for you

Tell them to not be like the Oakland As the worst food I had at a park

I’m still mad at Wrigley for disappointing me and running out of hot dog toppings.

[tawny current]

There is also this.

And Empenadas

[limber grove]

The grilled cheese at Oracle Park is birria.

[lofty ibex]

still mad that the only lumpia that was available at the game i went was cheeseburger

waiting to see if the Nats do the SRO season tix again for $500 before i spend $100 on opening day alone

and then we'll be in toronto for the world series rematch wheeeeee

[limber grove]

How did that happen

Refund

[lofty ibex]

they knew i was coming and decided to spite me i'm sure of it

[limber grove]

Lou Seal did it

Or the ghost of crazy crab

[lofty ibex]

indeed, he met my husband at ASG2017 and said "this guy"

"this guy can't have nice lumpia when he comes to visit me in 7 years"

[limber grove]

Heritage is the style not the era of player. Lots of team duplicates. They didn’t shuffle. I don’t need Freddie freeman.

[limber grove]

T mobile users: remember you get the free year of mlb.tv to watch any out of region game you want (and in region with a vpn lol).

I have Verizon I’m always sad.

T Mobile has no coverage here.

[limber grove]

I am falling to the floor.

[limber grove]

It happened oh my GAWD

19 years straight

[dim fiber]

oh I support that

[dim fiber]

That's a long time!

[limber grove]

I made a certificate meme for the last like 5

Aubrey huff had his title revoked hence the tomatoes

[olive sinew]

the concept of barry bonds still playing in 2007 doesn’t feel real to me i’m ngl

[limber grove]

“Playing”… “left field”

https://youtu.be/-5wcT3dtii8?si=vautg21JJVrkj_99

This is what I think of.

Sometimes the baseball ads have cultural relevance and stay with me more than the Avatar movie.

[olive sinew]

tim lincecum this is sports center, david ortiz this is sports center

live rent free

[limber grove]

Big time Timmy Jim

https://youtu.be/3TmtAygGwEA

I quote this one regularly.

It’s a reference Giants fandom uses more often than we should.

[olive sinew]

i literally say it randomly and also when my mother calls me

because she gets the reference

big time timmy jim’s office here

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkRD42dt/

CUTCH IS WHERE?! @olive sinew

You lost him?

[olive sinew]

LISTEN

I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT

[limber grove]

GOD DAMN IT BOB

[tawny current]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWQAvz2jMQh

ticksax

Hopefully it’s around 90 good days #mlb #baseball #kansascityroyals

Likes

3559

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[limber grove]

For me… 9 hours.

Giants will have my day ruined by 5:07 Pacific.

First Yankees batter.

Lots of discourse why the Giants got this first Netflix exclusive game. It’s called Netflix home team and the executives are biased.

Happens at Apple too.

[olive sinew]

and what a wonderful feeling

happy opening day

😂

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/san-francisco-giants-andrew-mccutchen-hes-had-like-two-pots-of-coffee-already-coffee-at-bat-gif-22885737

I was looking for a gif but this one will do

[olive sinew]

my guy

🥺

[limber grove]

https://www.eeinstagram.com/reel/Co2SSbHvQg8/

To get ready to go into baseball mode

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/moreperfectus/status/2036843300637065249?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS)

NEW: It's now more lucrative to have a losing sports team than a championship team.

We examined the Boston Red Sox to see how private equity and cost cutting invaded sports.

In this era, teams want to sell good players for profit more than they want to have a good season.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 25, 2026, 4:31 PM

Bob doesn’t even need private equity he’s cheap for the love of the game @olive sinew

[olive sinew]

😐

[limber grove]

Giants are too worried about real estate

[limber grove]

GIANCARLO IS THAT YOU

Season over

He gives up 5 runs but strikes out judge I’m actually laughing

[lofty ibex]

5 runs in the 2nd is RUFFFFFF

[limber grove]

Logan is known for randomly getting wild like that

[olive sinew]

baseball baseball baseball

[olive sinew]

i’m done with baseball now

[limber grove]

Pirates lasted 30 min

[lofty ibex]

The Nats are undefeated 🫡

[tawny current]

RED SOX ARE UNDEFEATED

[olive sinew]

me and @limber grove

[limber grove]

Listen

[vernal seal]

my Os undefeated 🫡

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkLSr3n4/

[limber grove]

https://www.eeinstagram.com/p/DWW2CxeiQGo/

[limber grove]

Another NATIONAL BROADCAST GAME? On Fox? Why do they bother us?

https://tenor.com/view/omg-shocked-fall-woman-collapse-gif-5259717

[limber grove]

Cody Bellinger we have a problem still

All the weed in San Francisco counter acts his usual daze and makes him lock in it’s kind of rude honestly.

THEY FINALLY SCORED A RUN @olive sinew

Yes its a real article

https://theonion.com/san-francisco-giants-band-together-to-score-run-1819569742/

[limber grove]

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7154534/2026/03/28/cb-bucknor-abs-challenges-eugenio-suarez-reds-red-sox/

Shame shame shame HAAAAAA

IT WAS BECAUSE OF YOUUUUUH

[tawny current]

The Sox are never going to recovery fromt his lost.

[limber grove]

1 run in THREE GAMES im never recovering this weekend no game tomorrow this is illegal

[tawny current]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWfrnaKjQdx

rorahugs

Canzone’s stance hasn’t changed and I hope it never does 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼 #disneyknees #disneychannel #demilovato #seattlemariners #mlb @mlb @mariners @domcanzone19

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[limber grove]

@olive sinew

[olive sinew]

i saw i was cackling

[limber grove]

Called strike 3 on ABS should been noted in scoring

I should teach all of you how to score at a baseball game because then you will break the lines of older men who thought the craft was dying

I have unsettled at least five men over at the age of 65

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkjSMXYB/ dodgers organist returned from the olympics hockey to do this

[lofty ibex]

LOVE scoring a game, really helps with the ADHD

[limber grove]

I usually fall apart in the 6th or I only score the home team

My last game I scored at in person in my book was pre covid but I definitely bought a scorecard in Denver

I have proof I bought it but then I remembered it rained. Wonder where it went.

A collectible

Just learned that a member of the 2017 Tigers was born in Saudi Arabia.

What’s that story.

[lofty ibex]

I wanted to get a scorecard app when we had Nats season tix last year but it was too tedious and I am too lazy to bring a whole notebook of them

And now we walk around a lot at games

[lofty ibex]

TIL Justin Verlander is also from VA lol whoops

[limber grove]

https://www.caughtlooking.app/ I found this website today that someone from reddit made using MLB API to populate plays as score cards.

[lofty ibex]

This is so pleasing 😍

[limber grove]

I want it on a Samsung Art tv.

[limber grove]

His dad was a geologist for Aramco.

I figured it out.

[limber grove]

lol As

[limber grove]

I hope I see these Mets on Saturday

[tawny current]

It's such a dreadful day here in Boston. Let's hope this fog and rain stop for 2pm start

[limber grove]

I love a well actually about a rain delayed game being months earlier ruining stats.

This is like how someone played in both teams during a game because of the delay.

[limber grove]

https://www.reuters.com/sports/royals-rookie-oversleeps-removed-lineup--flm-2026-04-03/

[lofty ibex]

that's so embarrassing omg

didn't sneak out this year. actually took the PTO hehe

[olive sinew]

wishing i took off to go to the pirates game today

but daisy is hyped

[limber grove]

Hoping they hold so she can hoist the cone on the raised ship.

[limber grove]

Got a mystery grab bag to support little leaguers and I got a bobblehead people waited in line for to watch them lose to the Yankees check mate losers

[olive sinew]

look at you

[limber grove]

With my ten dollar Coke Zero

[limber grove]

Hello to Max Verstappen

He wasn’t moved between the seasons this year.

[limber grove]

BRB running on the field

[limber grove]

DISHONOR

[olive sinew]

how dare they do this infront of you

[limber grove]

Embarrassing me in front of Buster Posey I tell you what

Dodger fans starting a Dodger chant while trying to leave the park help meeeee

They’re in my hosueeee

HELPPPP

[tawny current]

A friend of mine sent me this when they went to opening day. I NEED IT

[limber grove]

Ours are not ready until May.

[lofty ibex]

unintentionally followed shohei to Toronto whoooops

[limber grove]

😬

[lofty ibex]

I have learned that at 3/4 games where I've seen him play, he has hit a HR 😬

[limber grove]

I’m staging an intervention

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/mlb/status/2041324093287391425?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

MLB (@MLB)

The perfect bunt doesn't exi… never mind 😍

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 7, 2026, 1:16 AM

There’s mystic powers under that ballpark.

Dinger controls the fire.

[dim fiber]

omg amazing

[olive sinew]

are the rockies not the laughing stock of the league anymore?!

[limber grove]

Half of these games were at Coors. It’s witchcraft plain and simple.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkDhPsqD/

[limber grove]

https://x.com/willsammon/status/2043491311727366185?s=61

Will Sammon (@WillSammon)

The Mets are calling up veteran outfielder Tommy Pham ahead of their series in LA, league sources told The Athletic. https://t.co/6wbXZwqU50

X · Apr 13, 2026, 12:47 AM

Hide your fantasy football teams! Tommy is back.

[olive sinew]

oh rip

[limber grove]

Lol

[lofty ibex]

MY BRETHREN

he is so embarrassing

[lofty ibex]

@olive sinew are you enjoying this pirates game

[olive sinew]

i am (sorry about that) we can still blow it though you saw how fast it got to 5

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/vine-is-this-allowed-what-the-fuck-wtf-making-out-gif-11956583

[olive sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/parksnrec-parks-rex-cones-gif-11459656971633770686

https://tenor.com/view/you-story-come-gif-25352872

https://tenor.com/view/shaun-the-sheep6-shaun-the-sheep-shaun-das-schaf-shaun-le-mouton-shaun-vita-da-pecora-gif-16663754

[limber grove]

Is the cone raised? What about the Jolly Roger?

Still early.

[olive sinew]

15 runs

we don’t know how to do that

cones raised. still waiting on the jolly roger

[limber grove]

My team is 6 and 10 and they’re on the road to Cincinnati. So I put them in jail today.

[olive sinew]

good

[limber grove]

They’re being fed skyline chili for dinner

[olive sinew]

i was arguing with reds fans this weekend

i do not like them

[limber grove]

Isn’t that your normal behavior

Like your default setting

[olive sinew]

yes but i was in cincinnati

so it was worse

they were everywhere

[limber grove]

Hahahahahahahaha

[olive sinew]

https://x.com/aroundthe412/status/2043850527943843989?s=46

Around The 412 (@AroundThe412)

Kinda feel bad for the Nats

X · Apr 14, 2026, 12:35 AM

[lofty ibex]

it's shocking but not at the same time

[limber grove]

The league was fully drunk today.

[olive sinew]

well wtf not everyone else is allowed to do fun things when the pirates do

[limber grove]

The memo went out.

[lofty ibex]

The twins are on a roll...they really beat up the blue jays

[limber grove]

The blue jays also can’t get out of their own way

[lofty ibex]

and it pains me as someone who just decided to become a fan

why did I do this

[limber grove]

Cut the cameras. I’m not buying anything else on the first drop. Maybe on resale market lol. I’m not feeling driven to buy cricket right now.

[olive sinew]

😐

[limber grove]

[lofty ibex]

poor

[limber grove]

Apparently, they also own Chelsea

[lofty ibex]

I AM POOR

[limber grove]

Giants, Nationals. Someone has to win.

I know neither of you want to but I’m sorry to tell you this.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkux3xVy/

[limber grove]

The Los Angeles Dodgers are accusing the Colorado Rockies of cheating.

COLORADO

Thank you for your time.

Coors Field has the same properties as the future lunar ballpark.

Can’t throw that there bud.

[lofty ibex]

this is beautiful u count that cash chowder chick

[limber grove]

Patrick Bailey had lost his ABs challenge

No more.

You’re done

[limber grove]

???? ??????

https://tenor.com/view/dinger-dinosaur-colorado-rockies-this-is-fine-gif-8880668428242995354

[limber grove]

Trying to remember if i accidentally hexed the Mets and blessed the Padres in a fit of rage.

[dim fiber]

You or your dog, tbh

[limber grove]

He loves the team. He would do this.

[limber grove]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_Coogan's_Bluff

Replacing plaques is real work.

We need to start naming new curses. Many of them have been broken and new ones have yet to be identified and I think we need to study the Seattle Mariners. What’s going on there?

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/crap-la-angels-baseball-gif-11127557

[lofty ibex]

those are some numbers

and they are not in your favor

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/zap-cat-toaster-electricity-gif-17254820

[limber grove]

“We would not have baseball without the earth” - Hunter Pence, 2026

(Re: Earth Day)

[dim fiber]

Incredible

[olive sinew]

i mean. yeah go off king

[limber grove]

I made this in his spirit of his earth day speech in the booth

[limber grove]

Some how they’re scoreless in the fifth

[olive sinew]

thank you pirates for giving me something so i don’t feel only empty

[limber grove]

The Mets finally won, maybe investigate the Twins.

https://tenor.com/view/andre-braugher-hot-damn-b99-holt-brooklyn-nine-nine-gif-8718511

Live laugh dodger bullpen

[limber grove]

🫪🫪🫪

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-zoolander-owen-wilson-whatever-dude-dude-gif-4643217

[lofty ibex]

OMG??

last I checked (Monday) shohei has only hit two HR since leaving my presence so he needs me

[limber grove]

We don’t need him to hit anything

Thursday at the earliest

No Friday

Also the Mets won after I realized I accidentally (or my dog) hexed them after I witnessed their second to last win

[limber grove]

Bob at it again.

How does it happen

[lofty ibex]

I have no plans of being in SF this week so you should be okay!!

[limber grove]

What about today

Am I safe

🤪

[lofty ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/odo-ds9-baseball-safe-gif-21471561

[lofty ibex]

that's exciting we were debating going Sunday

@limber grove can u stop letting the marlins score pls

[limber grove]

I gave up

[limber grove]

The Red Sox scoring 17 runs against Baltimore and then firing five coaches immediately is hysterical to me.

[olive sinew]

i was just coming in here to say this

they scored 10 in the 9th inning

[vernal seal]

today hurt me deeply

why would they fire so many 💀💀

[limber grove]

The Red Sox ownership felt the same way.

This was decided days ago but it’s fun y this is when it happened

[vernal seal]

i’m glad they sympathized with us baltimore people

i need to start paying attention again if i plan on working in it ig 😭😭

[tawny current]

I have no idea what I am doing being a Red Sox Fan rn. Jesus christ how hot and cold this god damn team is.

[limber grove]

They should consider the GM too. Making interesting trades.

[tawny current]

No. The fucking ownership needs to sell the team

[limber grove]

Yeah

My team js a real estate private equity firm in a coat

[vernal seal]

it only made things worse for us but maybe y’all would have better luck

[limber grove]

Again I would be so good at commissioner

[olive sinew]

yeah well sorry about that they rarely listen. from experience

[tawny current]

The fucking WOOSOX manager has not been present at the minor league game for the past like three innings.

[limber grove]

How does that happen

[tawny current]

Im thinking he got a phone call.

But uhh I just hate the Fenway Sports group so much.

[limber grove]

At least they’re not on the road

[vernal seal]

the clippers manager likes doing that he’ll just disappear

[tawny current]

You know what else the FSG owns?

THE FUCKING PENGUINS

and Liverpool

[vernal seal]

i didn’t know they owned so much 😭😭😭

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/bobby-valentine-mets-gif-14704531

[tawny current]

Oh yeah there we go just announced Chad Tracy, the woosox manager is now interm Red Sox manager

[limber grove]

He was abducted

[tawny current]

Yeah here is what the Fenway Sports Group owns.

[limber grove]

Usually it’s players getting dragged

[olive sinew]

soon selling the pens

thank god

you won’t be missed

[tawny current]

Nah he got in his car and he's most likely driving down the Pike to Fenway

[limber grove]

Hopefully Baltimore

[vernal seal]

eh they can live without him for one game they’ve made it this long

[limber grove]

Player manager tomorrow

[limber grove]

They almost fired Jason Varitek

That reassignment was at the last second

[dim fiber]

Well we can’t have that happen again

[limber grove]

I’ve never seen an entire coaching staff fired in April, even the Rockies didn’t do that and they started 9-50 and then fired the coach

[limber grove]

That was not the 20-134 season Cleveland had.

[dim fiber]

The Cleveland Spiders

[tawny current]

https://bsky.app/profile/celebrityhottub.bsky.social/post/3mkekqug6ec22

Ryan Nanni (@celebrityhottub.bsky.social)

I mean they are now

-# Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social)
i cannot stop laughing at sending the party bus to get the fired staff

Bluesky · Apr 26, 2026, 2:58 AM

[limber grove]

They’re known for their really bad season in 1889

Not even their name.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkXb1Ptp/

[limber grove]

Alex Cora has never been so free.

This is amazing content.

Ownership just lost the city.

[olive sinew]

the scorched earth reply all is fantastic

[limber grove]

Firing the manager on a Saturday when IT is out of the office lol

Account isn’t getting disabled until Monday.

I can’t like all these anti John Henry tweets there’s so many

Imagine trading Mookie Betts is a baseball meme at this point

[limber grove]

The story keeps going.

[tawny current]

bruh

ALSO MORE DEVELOPMENTS

VERITEK JUST UP AND LEFT

[dim fiber]

Is that different than what elbee posted yesterday?

[dim fiber]

this one

[limber grove]

He was the one that was reassigned because he was the catcher of the 2004 World Series team and can’t fire him and he was like lol I quit

The other 5 were fired.

None of the pitching coaches were fired though.

I love the look of this.

Not even at home.

[dim fiber]

No I followed that, Misty was just using caps and I didn't know if that up and leaving was different than what you already posted

[limber grove]

Having to use the Orioles media table.

[dim fiber]

Like did he up and leave in a more emphatic way 😂

[limber grove]

Well maybe

Maybe he kicked flipped off the plane

[tawny current]

Yeah I just woke up when I posted that and trying to catch up on everything

[limber grove]

That will turn the team around after being swept by the Colorado Rockies at home.

Wait until the dodgers backup catcher hears of this

[dim fiber]

This is incredible and I will be using it going forward

[limber grove]

Did not get the Red Sox coaching job

[olive sinew]

that’s unfortunate it probably could’ve got you out of jury duty

[limber grove]

I know

[tawny current]

Well its all interm, still have time to interview and get it

[limber grove]

This is true, for the long term.

[limber grove]

@olive sinew

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-surprise-shocked-glasses-off-gif-14597772

[olive sinew]

they’ve been making him work a lot this year

the draft last week

first pitch this week

[lofty ibex]

what a busy man omg

crab fries at yesterday's o's game but not to be confused with crabfries from a pirates game

[vernal seal]

the jealousy i have

exactly one year since i was last at camden 🥲🥲🥲

[limber grove]

Got some score cards for my purse when I don’t want to carry my book. They have me a Bob brenly card. Vintage!

The free ones at giants games are on cheap paper

https://nypost.com/2026/04/27/sports/angel-stadium-section-shutdown-after-rodent-infestation/?utm_source=twitter&utm_campaign=capost&utm_medium=social

Oh Anaheim

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/timstebbins.bsky.social/post/3mkjgawj5cc2c

Tim Stebbins (@timstebbins.bsky.social)

The Guardians are promoting Travis Bazzana to the Majors, per a club source. He will be selected from Triple-A Columbus on Tuesday, lining the 2024 No. 1 overall pick up to make his MLB debut.

Bluesky · Apr 28, 2026, 1:21 AM

An Australian has hit the majors again.

[limber grove]

Profit

[limber grove]

Down goes the Phillies manager

DON MATTINGLY?! What year is it.

the meme for him is Donnie two times bc one time Bruce Bochy caught him on a technicality becuase of how he turned constituted as a second mount visit and he had to remove the pitcher he just put in

[limber grove]

He does not look happy about this

[tawny current]

It looks like they dragged him out of a retirement home

[limber grove]

I think they did

[tawny current]

Ok Grandpa it's time for show and tell what do you have today? MY OLF BASEBAL UNIFORM

[lofty ibex]

Poor donnie 😭

[limber grove]

He managed to get a win today at my expense yet again

[limber grove]

A double header on a get away day to travel to Tampa. This feels mean.

Put a roof on Citizens Bank

Booing rain outs

[limber grove]

BEES: GONE

Never forget.

[limber grove]

Alex go find the home run sculpture

What is this stance

[dim fiber]

If it helps, he doesn’t know either

[limber grove]

ok maybe he can go to the bullpen

[limber grove]

Carlos is the size of a middle infielder

[lofty ibex]

this pains me

[limber grove]

This was against you specially.

They usually hurt me.

[lofty ibex]

At least there wasn't a game so they weren't subjected to that

||same number of butts in seats though||

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-kevin-hart-gif-26384762

And people want a third team in Florida

[lofty ibex]

Florida can secede and form their own league

[limber grove]

Call it Grapefruit League already got t shirts for that.

[lofty ibex]

EXACTLY

[limber grove]

Down goes Skubal. Damn. Damn damn.

[olive sinew]

first big name pitcher this year right

[limber grove]

I think so yeah. If any others they didn’t make it out of spring training.

I think you need to bubble wrap Paul.

[olive sinew]

yeah

stressed about him 24/7

[limber grove]

A suspension for intentionally throwing at someone. We are so back.

[olive sinew]

i’m still not convinced it was intentional

i watched it live

[limber grove]

If he played for Colorado still it wouldn’t have been considered one

It’s because the Rockies are made up for tv

[limber grove]

TUGBOAT

DIDNT REALIZE THIS WAS 1926!!!

he couldn’t hit worth shit from either side but was a good framer but he will be more comfortable for his political leaning in his new city. The search for Buster replacement continues.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkcBDD6K/

[limber grove]

They had him out there in a minor league theme night jersey, only to full name him instead of Mookie.

Who the fuck is Markus

[limber grove]

Free Baseball is a psychological operation.

Me and @olive sinew teams don’t want to win or lose or end our suffering.

Go Fund Me so we can sue the San Francisco Giants and Pittsburgh Pirates for all they are worth (five dollars)

[olive sinew]

literally no one wants to win

[limber grove]

I knew they would find a way to fail on that base loaded wtih one out

Glad the Pirates have a day off tomorrow to get home.

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-war-gamora-what-did-it-cost-gif-14001403

[limber grove]

The only thing I’ll remember from today is this “bunt” “attempt” where Christian Koss was almost “decapitated” but fell over and reached for the ball anyway and somehow hit it so it was a foul and not a ball.

Attempt Of All Time

[limber grove]

They’re speaking Icelandic now.

They got Motorsport Twitter level of idiots.

[olive sinew]

i saw this earlier and thought of you

[limber grove]

I was just in a business meeting and I was feeling it

[limber grove]

Just saw a #9 hitter hit back to back home runs

I cannot believe this

[olive sinew]

@proper nacelle pirates just had our first australian player ever come into the game

[proper nacelle]

yay

there’s a few making their way in the league now

[lofty ibex]

BLUE JAYS WALK OFF GRAND SALAMIIIIII

[limber grove]

The first Australian I remember in the league was a pitcher named Balfour which was not what you wanted to do in that job.

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/baseballobserver.bsky.social/post/3mludqr6xih2q

Baseball Observer (@baseballobserver.bsky.social)

Report: Dodgers' Edwin Diaz is being linked to illegal cockfighting

-# Report: Dodgers' Edwin Diaz is being linked to illegal cockfighting
The Los Angeles Dodgers have another headache to worry about with reliever Edwin Diaz.

Bluesky · May 15, 2026, 3:01 AM

Always something.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTkEktBnw/

Baseball got its own F1twt in the garage AI videos

[limber grove]

@lofty ibex

I have questions.

[olive sinew]

uh

why

[lofty ibex]

I wanted to go but tix were too expensive

There's a hat giveaway too that's funny

[limber grove]

They should pay you to attend and review these

[olive sinew]

the hat is great i like the hat

[lofty ibex]

yeah husband has major fomo so we are at Costco getting hot dogs lmao

I don't wear hats enough to justify it

[limber grove]

Ticket prices for giveaways go crazy for stuff to end up at goodwill or ebay

[lofty ibex]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DYYVaMdupM-/?igsh=MXF1Y2Ztamd2aTV4MQ==

They had the O's hot dogs race with the presidents I'm crying

[limber grove]

If any president would fight a man in a hot dog costume it would be Teddy Roosevelt.

[lofty ibex]

Teddy and Mustard are known for losing the most in their respective parks so for them to be the last two standing is a beautifully written story thank you

[limber grove]

I’ve decided that I need to attend an As game in Sacramento to before they move to Vegas as a plot device and add a cheap 14th stadium because I didn’t make it to the old Braves or Rangers stadiums.

Why do anything if not for the plot

[limber grove]

Too bad they didn’t do ABS during the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim era.

[proper nacelle]

they government named the team

[limber grove]

They probably deserved it

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/2055812888456212986/video/1?s=46

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

A "Green Bay Sucks" chant breaks out during the Cubs-White Sox game, as heard on the Marquee Sports Network broadcast with Boog Sciambi on the call.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2026, 12:49 AM

I’m glad the Chicago teams could unite over something.

[dim fiber]

Oh oh oh hold on I have a topical thing

[limber grove]

The White Sox have sworn their loyalty to the papacy.

https://vxtwitter.com/awfulannouncing/status/2055834881285038164/video/1?s=46

Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing)

Joe Davis: "OH NO! OH NO, THE METS!" ⚾️🎙️ #MLB

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 17, 2026, 2:16 AM

Those damn Metropolitans.

The experience of their players… they’re expensive they’re not new here.

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/dylanisadragon/status/2055510591343833291?s=61

DylanIsADragon (@DylanIsADragon)

Look how this dumbass fell at first base 😂

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · May 16, 2026, 4:48 AM

Devastated to learn I missed a triple play yesterday

[lofty ibex]

Shohei is struggling without my presence im so sorry honey

The tripping over his own feet at first base is crazy

[limber grove]

He was looking for you

[limber grove]

Drew Gilbert’s effect on people needs to be studied.

[limber grove]

Losing a no hitter and then a walk off homer. That’s life.

[limber grove]

https://frontofficesports.com/mlb-ballparks-loud-sound-systems/?utm_source=TWITTER&utm_medium=Article&utm_campaign=Editorial

Had to wear my loops at the ball game this year

[limber grove]

Baseball in Denver is wheels are off no oxygen

I need a oxygen tank watching this

[limber grove]

We got a position player pitching in Denver this is cruel and unusual punishment

3 errors each lol

Another pitcher down running after the ball

Running is dangerous!

[limber grove]

https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/01/adrian-beltre-backs-wander-franco/

[lofty ibex]

ok wow giants!! @limber grove

[limber grove]

Second to last in the league but they now how to hit grand slams. For some reason.

It’s their only trick.

[lofty ibex]

It's an entertaining party trick to be fair, they should pull it out more often

[limber grove]

Please identify the error of Wrigley Field operator today

[tawny current]

so I get Hotdog bag?

[limber grove]

At least you can use it at Fenway. Many patients is are clear bags or card clutches only now.

[lofty ibex]

that's amazing

the "it's a bad day to be a hot dog" hat giveaway that the Nats did went crazy; some people are selling it on eBay for ~$400

[tawny current]

If I go on the 12th I also will get a soccer scarf

[olive sinew]

uh yes

[tawny current]

Had this downloaded

I also forgot that

[lofty ibex]

Nutzy and Nutasha enter the field to Determinate and I love that

[limber grove]

The last time I heard that song in public was at a Nationals game. Suspicious!

[lofty ibex]

The flying squirrels did a 2000s secret superstar night on Friday and Nutasha dressed as Hannah Montana and the DJ dressed as Troy Bolton so my guess is it stemmed from that