Baseball

[limber grove]

There needs to be a cost floor for teams.

[vernal seal]

14 years is crazy too

[olive sinew]

for monetary considerations

[limber grove]

I am a big hater of the competitive balance picks.

[olive sinew]

i stand by this it’s ridiculous

i hate my team

because they don’t care to find and spend money

[vernal seal]

i hate that there’s no cap like the orioles can’t afford to pay our players shit for a few more years

[olive sinew]

yeah there needs to be a floor and a cap imo

because this is getting insane

the issue is we can’t solve any of it now

because there’s so many large long term contracts

there’s no way to fix it now

[limber grove]

The only think I know about the Orioles locked Mike Yastrzemski in the minor leagues for years. And Chris Davis.

[vernal seal]

thankfully they learned from chris davis and didn’t do a similar deal with Santander but i think most of our players are like 2-3 years at a time

[limber grove]

Him and Carl Crawford I wanna study.

[pseudo saffron]

I have a lot of feelings on this as a Mets fan because I feel like I've been on both polarities here throughout my fandom

I am happy Vlad got his extension, though I'm typically against pre-arb players getting extended before hitting the open market because they're typically taking a discount. This ... was not that.

At the same time, a friend tweeted this the other day and I agree generally. https://x.com/jaseidler/status/1907492217624698996

Jarrett Seidler (@jaseidler) on X

I am begging you all to at least try to center the kid whose family moved for his baseball development receiving life changing money less than two years after being a fourth-round pick over your labor ideology, at least for a little bit

X · Apr 2, 2025, 5:55 PM

BUT my general take is -- owners are cheapskates and should pay more. I have a lot of hesitations about being owned by a hedge fund billionaire now, but it sure beats being owned by real estate millionaires who were running the team as an investment vehicle and were incredibly spendthrifty

[limber grove]

Giants are owned by a real estate billionaire who I want to fight our back.

He created Templeton Investments.

I am surprised they paid Willy Adames.

This doesn’t feel like the Hometown Discount of old for Vlad.

[pseudo saffron]

This is from the owner of the Brewers (and Norwich City) this summer and I can't imagine my blood not boiling reading this quote if I'm a Brewers fan.

And yes, I acknowledge that I'm a fan of a very big-market team who has spent most of my fandom being angry about the Yankees buying championships.

But I also grew up in Orlando and have been in the Magic and Rays market and have seen how the other side doesn't really work either.

[limber grove]

Oof.

The Giants got upset and people yelling at ownership and did the ultimate checkmate move by making Buster Posey the president of baseball operations. They know I can’t yell at him.

[olive sinew]

they got you there

[limber grove]

They did. My one weakness.

[pseudo saffron]

The Mets were close to doing this a bit when Carlos Beltran was manager for about two minutes.

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/oopsies-ohno-gif-25793283

[limber grove]

City Connect uniforms are a psyop. Except the Rockies (green license plate one)

[lofty ibex]

Nats beat the Dodgers two nights in a row 👀👀👀👀

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/chew-knife-oh-bitch-yum-tiffany-pollard-gif-17390447

I hope their trip to DC was worth it.

Theyre trying to tell me this is because of psychedelic music aesthetic. They should have been tie dye.

I want the shirt

ANTHRACITE STOP IT

[lofty ibex]

Aww i like it!!

[limber grove]

If Zak Brown wasn’t the worlds biggest Dodger fan I would blame him for somehow being involved.

[olive sinew]

ANTHRACITE

[limber grove]

ANTHRACITE

I was wailing

No one understands my pain like you do in here.

[lofty ibex]

we can blame him and the orange man for the dodgers' losses

but yes anthracite is a TRIGGERING word

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-vanessa-vanjie-mateo-rupaul’s-drag-race-bless-hallelujah-gif-12672177796736403108

[limber grove]

My second favorite team is whoever is playin the Dodgers so

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjJ2DdR7/

I wouldn’t call the Dodger bullpen scrappy.

[limber grove]

I signed up for work softball for the first time because I need to be ready to take over the giants by September

[limber grove]

Rockies are a fascinating franchise.

[lofty ibex]

what is going on over there jeez

[limber grove]

Performance art

[limber grove]

I think we all need a day off work to go to a ball game.

Take me out to the ballgame is about a woman needing to go to the ballgame. They’ve edited her name out and only sing the chorus. Typical.

[limber grove]

He just froze Aaron Judge for strike 3 in the bottom of the 9th. That feels illegal.

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/mlbbot.bsky.social/post/3lmpaj7mkt52w

MLB (Bot) (@mlbbot.bsky.social)

Miguel Rojas definitely practiced for this moment 😂

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I love this for him.

[limber grove]

A woman reporter will be fired over this.

They’ll find a way to make it her fault.

[lofty ibex]

ew ew ew so gross

[limber grove]

For levity.

[tawny current]

More weird Baseball

https://bsky.app/profile/codifybaseball.bsky.social/post/3lmvls5sjhk27

Codify Baseball (@codifybaseball.bsky.social)

THE ALBUQUERQUE ISOTOPES SCORED THREE RUNS ON A BASES-LOADED WALK AND THERE IS VIDEO

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Bluesky · Apr 16, 2025, 2:56 AM

[limber grove]

I love minor league ball

[lofty ibex]

minor league ball is the best

[vernal seal]

i need to go to more minor league baseball

my new apartments right next to a minor league stadium i’ll have no excuses

[limber grove]

I went to a Salem Keizer Volcanos game for the social eclipse. But then they lost their status in the restructure and the team crashed out over it.

They were Low A when that was a thing.

[tawny current]

I love it when they do alternate names

The Hartford Yard Goats often does Steamed Hamburgers and bouncing pickles.

[limber grove]

I just love the Rocket City Trash Pandas

[limber grove]

I have a Richmond Flying Squirrels hat.

Big fan.

San Jose Giants have a Churros day.

[lofty ibex]

Looooove my flying squirrels

Their games are so fun and so cheap

And Nutzy and Nutasha are so cute

I am sad bc it's the last year of their stadium 🥺🥺 my childhood

[limber grove]

I missed a fight! Also now Reynolds and Cutch on the same team. I remember learning about that trade (for each other) on a road trip and had to pull over to the side of the road to see if it was real.

[olive sinew]

i also missed a fight

this came from mitch keller hitting one of the nationals tuesday in the face with a pitch so the nats targeted cutch last night

[limber grove]

They also hit Bryan first

But Cutch was a missle head shot

[olive sinew]

oh did they

see i wasn’t home so i didn’t watch last night

[limber grove]

I only found out because I needed to see the expanded standings because the Dodgers and Padres got to beat up the Rockies for 3 days.

[limber grove]

They suspended the nationals manager over it

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/ahpod.bsky.social/post/3ln6fs5svsc2a

Absolutely Hammered (@ahpod.bsky.social)

I can not stop laughing at Pete Alonso running. what the hell even is that.

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Bluesky · Apr 19, 2025, 3:03 PM

Is Pete ok, like is his hip ok

[dim fiber]

He looks like those lizards

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dance-dancing-gecko-splash-water-gif-16871851

[limber grove]

Don’t give pitchers homework this is what they turn in.

[limber grove]

It seems the White Sox are on track to beat their all time record from last year but I fear the Rockies are on it.

[limber grove]

https://www.reuters.com/sports/pirates-tommy-pham-suspended-1-game-fan-interaction-2025-04-25/

He’s at it again.

He punched Joc Pederson during warmups one time. Because of something to do with fantasy football because he was a big dog in Vegas. He’s also been stabbed in parking lots. He might be the problem.

[dim fiber]

Stabbed in more than one parking lot…???

[limber grove]

I think it was one stabbing and the other was a standard fight.

[dim fiber]

200 stitches???

That’s so many stitches

[limber grove]

He’s always fighting someone

[olive sinew]

i can’t stand his ass

waste of money

[limber grove]

He hit Joc in warmups for a gif in the fantasy football chat because he had money on it and he had a problem. The league honestly had no idea what to do because they’ve never had someone be that stupid.

Not even during the game. Batting practice.

Went over to him and bitch slap.

I still think of it.

[lofty ibex]

he is such a disappointment to my peopleeeee

and my favorite number

when u think u get representation but welp

[limber grove]

AJ Pierzynski is commentating the Fox game my DAY IS RUINED

Brandon Crawford talking is barely helping. AJ is my opponent.

[limber grove]

Sad to see the Nationals tarp ate someone today. They had been doing well to eating people.

[limber grove]

Since when is there player of the game votes

[limber grove]

Pray for the Texas Rangers. They will never live that little league walk off home run down.

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTjkCDUw2/

Them: Moral Combat voice
Me: Why the fuck is Altuve in left he’s not tall enough to play outfield he’s only supposed to play second

[tawny current]

Sports is fun

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjADhp8k/

[limber grove]

Someone check on Bud Selig

[tawny current]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DImABqPuH8c/

[limber grove]

Boy zoo with snacks

[lofty ibex]

Hi @limber grove's team

[limber grove]

THATS them! I haven’t gotten tickets to see them yet this season. Next month.

[lofty ibex]

it's windy and 60° so feels like we're in the Bay Area too 😂

[limber grove]

Day game weather in July. Colder at night.

[lofty ibex]

a let's go giants chant has broken out 😭

[limber grove]

Sorry.

[lofty ibex]

we try again tomorrow! and at least I'll have a mystery bobblehead to hug for warmth/s

[limber grove]

Which one are you manifesting for

[lofty ibex]

i am just manifesting not getting the exact same one as my husband bc I don't want to have to talk to people to trade lol

[limber grove]

I hope you don’t both get howie Kendrick

[limber grove]

Let them play 20 innings wear themselves out.

[lofty ibex]

Update: I got Werth and husband got Howie. A family by us got all Howie and another family got all Werth so they swapped; twas cute

[limber grove]

You got lucky! Sometimes I think the palettes are not mixed up and you need to go in different entrances or different lines at the same entrance.

[limber grove]

With these 4,5 pitch innings… I hope no one around you is attempting the 9/9/9 challenge @lofty ibex

[lofty ibex]

that seems like a terrible idea even in a 20 pitch inning 🤢

[limber grove]

I can barely finish a souvenir soda

[lofty ibex]

I paid $7.69 for a smart water and didn't finish it 😂

[limber grove]

I am still mad Comerica bans any drinks coming in even water bottles. I gave them points off for requiring purchasing water inside.

Less than two hour games smh

Stop giving Manfred what he wants!!

[olive sinew]

this is really the part that annoys me is atleast ticket prices used to feel like they were worth it. now prices are going up and games are getting shorter it’s like 🤷‍♀️

[limber grove]

The good thing about shutouts is no manfred runner.

[lofty ibex]

truly I should've remembered to grab a $1 water bottle from my apt building vending machine to bring closed but alas

[limber grove]

It is Phil Cuzzi he probably said something uncouth after kicking him out I’m on Javier’s side.

[limber grove]

https://open.spotify.com/show/1tHwid9gajuqfCre2w80yT?si=cAmgJI-SSdG3l-CWH5ghLw

I saw this book at the store. It’s on Spotify premium for audiobook.

[lofty ibex]

HI KIM NG I HAVE MISSED YOU

[limber grove]

Players change team every week I’m already lost.

[lofty ibex]

wait what why would they do that to us 😭

[olive sinew]

…why tho

[dim fiber]

Me: oh Rosemont is so close to me!
Me after reading an additional three posts: …maybe I don’t want to try to figure this out

[limber grove]

This format has been profitable maybe that’s why

[limber grove]

His name is what?!

[lofty ibex]

that's not his name; that's a description of the team🙂‍↔️

I am watching gators softball and we might get run ruled 😭

[vernal seal]

that happened pretty much every game i worked this season for softball it’s all i know at this point so i gave up watching 💀

[limber grove]

I didn’t realize the gators team was not good

Usually teams with decent baseball teams have okay softball teams too.

[lofty ibex]

Gators softball usually does better than baseball!! So truly this is quite shocking

We did indeed get run ruled so I have switched to women's basketball

[lofty ibex]

let's go flying squirrels !! everyone say hi to nutzy and nutasha

[limber grove]

I have their hat somewhere.

[lofty ibex]

I resisted buying many new shirts

[lofty ibex]

oh

tis bottom 7th and we still have no hits pls send help

[limber grove]

They’re just like their big brothers

[lofty ibex]

WOOOO WE GOT ONE (1) HIT WOOOOO

[limber grove]

Their big brothers have seven but they keep grounding into double plays. Stop doing that squirrels.

[lofty ibex]

the marlins paid attendance last night was 5894...i have been to college sporting events with higher attendance. i have been to lower level soccer with higher attendance. i'm pretty sure the squirrels game sunday was around that. i am CACKLING

also at the fact that they gave the rockies their 10th win of the season

[dim fiber]

...5894??? in a real stadium? Could you even see the people in the stands? I feel like with a four-digit number you could hide everyone at concessions and not even see a person in a seat 💀

[lofty ibex]

they appear to have all hidden at concessions yes 😂 @dim fiber

[dim fiber]

lol that tracks

[limber grove]

Before the As left Oakland they were tracking in the triple digits in a former football stadium. They barely fill half a triple A stadium now.

[limber grove]

Send them to AAA for this and the Rockies to AA.

The Not Oakland As pulled almost 9k outside in Sacramento in June!

Sometimes at Marlins games you can hear the night club

Because it’s so quiet inside.

[olive sinew]

don’t doubt this sam. i’ve lived in pittsburgh my whole life it’s been tough for the pirates for a while

[limber grove]

Hey they can pull over 15k at a day game vs the Reds! 10k at a rain delay game. It also depends on ticket sales vs actual gate attendance. Giants used their sell out streak so heavily it was ticket tales not butts in seats.

Marlins are subjectively worse than the Pirates because they don’t actually have loyalists.

You meet someone from Florida and they’re probably a Yankees fan.

[lofty ibex]

Husband always dreaded working Yankees or Mets at marlins for that reason

The Nats are not great and a couple tuesdays ago attendance was like 26k

Was it bc there were many $5 concessions? Maybe. Should I be there tonight for $5 hot dogs? Yes. Am I on the couch with a headache instead? Also yes

[dim fiber]

I am so skewed here because mostly my interaction with the Cubs is going "oh fuck, it's a Cubs game, I cannot go that direction now [for a thing that direction], how far do I need to go around 💀 "

[limber grove]

The most expensive regular season game ticket I’ve ever purchased was a Cubs game at Wrigley against the pirates. I am not still mad. Don’t put in the newspaper I’m mad.

Actually it was most expensive than my giants playoff tickets.

[dim fiber]

and after all that they ran out of Chicago dog toppings???

The nerve!

[limber grove]

That’s what I’m SAYING

[limber grove]

I hate the bullpen. I hate the offense. The pitching starters don’t deserve this I don’t deserve this.

[olive sinew]

mood. can’t believe it’s relevant across teams across the country but it is

[limber grove]

They are on their worst offensive streak since 1955 or something. The starters are amazing. They get 2 runs or 0 and the bullpen blows it in extra way I hate ghost runner

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjVQPdgm/

[limber grove]

Free baseball is NOT FREE. YOU PAY FOR IT WITH YOUR LIFE.

BAN THE ZOMBIE RUNNER.

DOWN WITH THE MANFRED MAN.

Matt Chapman agrees with me.

[lofty ibex]

But free baseball does make games the length of time they used to be so at least there's that 😂

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/indecisive-i-dont-know-not-sure-larry-david-gif-5682454

I used to remember extra inning games. What a time that was.

Also some idiot threw a ball from the upper deck mid play last night.

[lofty ibex]

ugh ew we also had a weird baseball fan encounter yesterday

[olive sinew]

screaming

[vernal seal]

lol we had to talk to our softball team cause they were drinking too much celsius in the dugout 😭

[limber grove]

I’ve had a couple sips. I wasn’t impressed.

[limber grove]

My friend says it’s a rumor in the emergency department too.

[olive sinew]

i had a heart condition that was watched as a teenager so i’ve never really had energy drinks. i’ve tried redbull once and it was not for me

[limber grove]

I hate them.

[olive sinew]

oh they’re horrendous

[limber grove]

Red and blue is random. It’s not AL/NL but they did make sure the Cubs didn’t get red and the Giants didn’t get blue.

[lofty ibex]

this hurts my eyes

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTjpeC9Pf/

Not the split screen

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTjpLWk1m/

Umpires union is like a police union

[vernal seal]

i invested in mlb network cause i can’t not baseball anymore 😭

i sent my account to my brother since our cable doesn’t let us have MASN anymore and he’s still blacked out since he’s in maryland 💀

i’m only blacked out of guardians and pirates now but blackouts are still stupid

[limber grove]

https://external-preview.redd.it/S6qTv_ctlzQXFTY4sCPmX2ZYnYDkO-d-E36-jt617eI.jpg?auto=webp&s=cd07a25abfce3356c85273f6747e2e1df9a5229e

Don’t be from Iowa.

[vernal seal]

poor iowa people

[dim fiber]

I like how all of Montana is like yeah Seattle’s our team

[limber grove]

The Rockies embarrassed them.

[limber grove]

https://www.mlb.com/all-star/ballot

This is why the DH is against everything the NL stood for. They selected whom for the chosen DH option? Look at that batting average. Put Logan Webb in there.

No one else is allowed to go.

[olive sinew]

crying

[limber grove]

You’re lot gonna guess who hurt himself and is on the IL

[lofty ibex]

for the love of god not josh bell

[limber grove]

At least he’s on the interstate and not the bingo card as Kruk and Kuip like to explain.

[olive sinew]

10-1 now

[limber grove]

Do they like day games?

[olive sinew]

apparently so

[limber grove]

I am wearing my city connect socks to make it through work.

[lofty ibex]

yes

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjsfPtjM/

This child has been chosen by the bleachers to lead them in the future.

[lofty ibex]

In a wrestling shirt hehe amazing

[limber grove]

Rockies cannot be real. They’re a psychological experiment. They’re going to break the pitchers.

[lofty ibex]

amazing how they can break opposition when they are themselves broken

alas they swept the marlins so 🥳

[limber grove]

You mean devil magic

[lofty ibex]

i think that i just went to a pub with two marlins players but i cannot find them on the roster on the website ¯_(ツ)_/¯ i did not get their names so i am frustrated

[limber grove]

Do the marlins know their roster

[lofty ibex]

great question maybe I'll ask them tomorrow

[limber grove]

After what they did to Kim Ng they probably don’t have the roster password

[lofty ibex]

mood when the rain delay doesn't end til 10:30 pm

[limber grove]

Screech I love your pajamas

Mascots with the pajamas for rain delays always brings me joy.

[lofty ibex]

It is the correct response!!

[limber grove]

They don’t reset games completely before 5 innings anymore. So maybe they’ll take it up tomorrow lol which lol lol lol how the fuck are they getting to the navy yard tomorrow.

[lofty ibex]

These poor players have a 1 pm game tomorrow bc SOMEBODY had to throw a parade

[limber grove]

They might need to sleep there.

[lofty ibex]

they are at a hotel in Arlington lol

supposedly the Nelly postgame concert is still happening

[limber grove]

I stayed at a hotel in Arlington before.

It was so close to the pentagon I had to take Lyfts.

No subway lmao.

I went to a nationals game once by myself when my friend graduated American.

[lofty ibex]

ugh you're in that awkward place

there is a metro stop at the pentagon but I just go by it on the train and I don't actually know where the outside entrance is

[limber grove]

Yeah I didn’t want to go find out. There’s no sidewalks and didn’t want to go wandering the street by that building.

I did take subway to the Nats game though. It was a day game. Joe West was umpiring third. I’ll never forget.

Big news. Grand slams are good.

https://bsky.app/profile/sandiegogiants.com/post/3lrjxlzgias2j

DavidXF (@sandiegogiants.com)

I don't know what's better from that grand slam home run - Casey Schmitt's reaction or Yoshinobu Yamamoto's reaction. #SFGiants

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I need to laugh at them

[limber grove]

Are you still there weird baseball hours after midnight

[lofty ibex]

YES BC I WANT TO SEE THE NELLY POSTGAME CONCERT 😭

but i am so sleepy

I absolutely will not be at the next game that takes place in 13 hours

[limber grove]

I fear the Manfred man situation for you

CB Bucknor is still an umpire. Causing a scene in Los Angeles.

[limber grove]

Devers?

In this ECONOMY BUSTER POSTER?

[vernal seal]

i wasn’t expecting that

crazy work

[limber grove]

Yeah one of the players traded was supposed to be pitching in the game that just started!

Dodgers just changed their lineup because of it.

Full trade: The San Francisco Giants are acquiring Rafael Devers from the Boston Red Sox for Jordan Hicks, Kyle Harrison, James Tibbs and Jose Bello, according to sources familiar with the deal.

The number one draft pick I guess

And a couple starters who are probably bullpen guys elsewhere

Praying for Sean Hjelle getting told he’s starting against the dodgers in LA on a couple hours notice after not starting in ages.

He’s 6’8” but I think he’s taller and lying

[limber grove]

Someone check on the Sox admin.

This is what I saw. I was scrolling and got an 8 hour old tweet.

Equal levels of crash damage for both Newgarden and the Red Sox admin.

[dim fiber]

https://www.tumblr.com/thenwethrowitonthefire/786490930973818880

[limber grove]

Conclave did not expect this

[dim fiber]

I really didn’t understand how the pope is just A Guy until he was a guy from Chicago 😂

Like surely the pope is above earthly interests or whatever, but no, the pope is actually just a guy who got a promotion and cannot help his brother with the roof in August and is watching the white Sox lose from Rome 😂

[limber grove]

It’s All Star time.

[tawny current]

I hate it

[limber grove]

They don’t wear them during game

They’re just ugly

Where even is the ASG anymore

They also need to fix the ballot. Giants cheating.

[limber grove]

Happy 10th anniversary to the FBI investigating the Astros for hacking the Cardinals.

[limber grove]

Are the nationals ok? @lofty ibex

Losing to the Rockies two nights in a row… at home?

[lofty ibex]

I think it's karma for me making fun of the marlins for getting swept by the Rockies 😭

[limber grove]

Baseball gods are fickle and will smite franchises for less.

That’s why I hold that the Cubs framed Fred Merkle and that’s why they were cursed.

[lofty ibex]

Today will be the 10th loss in a row and theoretically that would mean someone gets fired, but we shall see

[limber grove]

I was reminded today that Papelbon was both on the Nationals and tried to fight Bryce Harper.

https://tenor.com/view/harper-papelbon-gif-22729295

[limber grove]

I drew a walk and was forced out at second in my work soft ball league.

People here know what that means.

[limber grove]

I batted again and also walked. Scored a run.

[limber grove]

Thanks

We started on 1-1 counts too.

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTj7FtEDh/

If they ban tiktok how will we see these

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZTj7Ya5xF/

we had a running of the bullpen last night. My favorite and I missed it.

[lofty ibex]

they saw hockey was done and said hold my beer

[dim fiber]

Amazing

WAIT IF YOU GUYS ARE FIGHTING WE WANNA COME TOO

[limber grove]

Running of the Bull(pen)

[tawny current]

That is the most the bullpen will see in like a month

[limber grove]

Big MLB only know how to post Shohei, eat hot chip, lie.

[lofty ibex]

next time do this at home thx pals

[limber grove]

Nationals Park is more of a bandbox than Dodger stadium with the marine layer too what are they going on about

[lofty ibex]

every single game!!

[lofty ibex]

dicky lovelady?? what

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/headache-stressed-gif-19608889

[dim fiber]

I googled it cause I wanted it to be true and it is

[limber grove]

I only tell the truth

Baseball is very serious and only the truth must be shared.

[limber grove]

My slow pitch softball stats today is groundout moving the runner over and a strikeout. I will return to the diamond in one week. Pitchers beware.

Athletics…. Never change. They still have comments on social media off.

[lofty ibex]

Dicky got DFA'd lol

[limber grove]

The god damn Mets

[lofty ibex]

marshalls is such a gem

also they said San Francisco, you don't get a mention

[limber grove]

Well ok

They threatened to Toronto and Tampa one time and they’re like no name for you.

[limber grove]

This still feels fake to me.

[limber grove]

The field umpires said this was a home run, then a double, then an out?! Dbacks fan helping the team so New York said it was a double.

He’s not supposed to be there.

[olive sinew]

you see that yellow line there buddy

[limber grove]

I’m calling the FIA for track limits

[olive sinew]

it also pisses me off when people are that stupid

[dim fiber]

GET ‘EM

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/ban-gif-19976739

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/jomboymedia/status/1939915796794192383?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia)

This Diamondbacks fan has been involved in an umpire review in FOUR STRAIGHT seasons

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 1, 2025, 5:15 AM

Sorry for the Twitter link but more important JomBoy but he has 4 strikes.

Giants: ruled double x2
Dbacks: ruled home run x2

EMO GONNA SUE

In better news, happy Bonilla Day to all who celebrate.

Still got 10 million left in the balance of that contract.

[tawny current]

HAPPY BONILLA DAY LETS GOOOO

Get that bag

[limber grove]

Dbacks finally banned the guy for the “rest of 2025” but it took JomBoy and a million view video of four different years for them to do it.

[limber grove]

Tag yourself.

https://tenor.com/view/49ers-terrel-owens-san-francisco-super-bowl-celebration-gif-16216055

[vernal seal]

capital one bank guy is crazy

[limber grove]

He sold his own naming rights

[limber grove]

June gloom got to the team so bad they are wearing their Saturday night home jersey on the road for some whimsy.

[limber grove]

Red Sox forgot they don’t play games at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and will now have a Penske style curse

[tawny current]

Its also just the red sox and they just suck lately

[limber grove]

Curse

[tawny current]

OH WAIT I JUST SAW THAT WHY THE FUCK

[limber grove]

They didn’t even win why did they go

[limber grove]

I really thought @lofty ibex had the job in the bag.

[lofty ibex]

They said that time I spent rooting for that other team in Florida was too much 😓

[limber grove]

This is like when the Orioles fired Jon Miller for not “bleeding orange” aka being a homer enough and then he went home to San Francisco.

We can’t be looking at the past fan decisions with Derek Jeter having any control of the Marlins!

[lofty ibex]

Nats 🫱🏼‍🫲🏽 Marlins

ownership refusing to take the blame

[limber grove]

This is a real interaction that took place in the prime days of baseball twitter before players got PR controlled.

The infamous Marlins dump trade happened that day.

Well… okay the last true Marlins dump. I think it was ten players in total.

[limber grove]

I played right field the entire time and they actually had left handed batters but we finally got runs in the 7th. I walked and struck out like my icon Brandon Belt.

[limber grove]

And inside the park walkoff home run down 2 runs by the catcher what the fuck

[limber grove]

Power stance by the pitcher DID NOT WORK.

[limber grove]

Yastrzemski pitching I’ve seen it all

[limber grove]

Oh this is upsetting how could my baseball team be in Toronto with IndyCar. At the same time!!

[olive sinew]

what if you just…go to toronto

[limber grove]

I wanted to but the problem is very very far and I’m driving to Laguna Seca the following Thursday.

The 5 race July affected me personally with the Toronto to California decision.

But also I need to go to a ballgame.

I have so many problems.

[olive sinew]

hm yeah that distance thing throws a wrench into this

[limber grove]

I’m at the baseball game, I’m at the car race I’m at the combination car race baseball game

[olive sinew]

you if you picked toronto

fr

[limber grove]

I’m trying to keep Laguna in business it’s in danger.

Them being at the same time would make me so mad

They lost 13 to 0 today the baseball team is dead to me again

Thankfully the Dodgers six game losing streak has been for me personally

Sweet Jesus the Rockies are 34 games back already

We need relegation.

This includes the Pirates, Laur.

[olive sinew]

listen i’m not talking about them

[limber grove]

They’re on time out

[olive sinew]

6 wins in a row

to 6 losses in a row

can we just be consistent

[limber grove]

Highs and lows of Pittsburgh Pirates Baseball

[limber grove]

Teams kill to finish 500 okay

[olive sinew]

26 years of this shit

[olive sinew]

yeah and we rarely do

[limber grove]

Historically… the Pirates are exactly 500. 3 more wins than losses in history. Which is more than the Phillies can say and that’s what is important.

10,877 to 10,874. Consistency.

You just need to go to 1884.

Think outside the box.

[dim fiber]

That is consistent! The consistency is 6!

I keep considering actually following baseball

Mostly I just keep being inconvenienced by Cubs games

I have a dear friend who lives one (1) block from Wrigley Field 💀💀💀

I live “just down the street” by which I mean on the same street as Wrigley, but several miles away

[olive sinew]

sometimes i instinctively almost tell you cubs news or complain about the cubs to you then remembering you don’t follow baseball

[dim fiber]

If there isn’t a cubs game, it is extremely convenient to get between our houses

When there is a cubs game, it is… not

[dim fiber]

I have, off and on, followed baseball

Just not recently

[olive sinew]

yes but not in the way elbee and i follow baseball

[limber grove]

I’ve been to thirteen ballparks

[olive sinew]

which is my standard for peddling news

[limber grove]

I have a problem!

My fan tendencies are rooted in baseball.

[dim fiber]

Also my girlfriend recently moved to Chicago and her first ever experience on the Red Line (one of the El lines, she had taken others before) was at rush hour from downtown on a day there was a Cubs game

She was traumatized and has vowed to never live along the red line now

(This may or may not end up sticking cause she keeps looking at condos along the red line 😂)

[limber grove]

If you hated yourselves you could make a feud with the cubs and become white sox fans for the bit and personal growth (worst team in 130 plus years of baseball history)

[olive sinew]

honestly sam needs to rep a loser for once

[limber grove]

My experience with Wrigley is they make it too difficult.

[olive sinew]

so perhaps the white sox work

[limber grove]

The seat numbering system does not match any other stadium.

[dim fiber]

Ma’am I support a Haas driver

[olive sinew]

he’s a rookie though

so can’t be considered a loser yet

[limber grove]

The best part about choosing a team that’s old is you have a lot of lore to learn and blame for the current teams failings.

[dim fiber]

Also, the only MLB team with a known Papal supporter

[limber grove]

I believe the cubs are the second oldest NL team.

I like to blame the 1885 giants for 2025 giants all the time.

[dim fiber]

Oh I love that

[olive sinew]

sam i love you for reference before i say this

[limber grove]

If only moonlight Graham got that At Bat.

[olive sinew]

but being a cubs fan is the right kind of insufferable for you

[dim fiber]

I am a longtime Cubs fan*

*followed 2016 closely and then peaced out 😂😂😂

I did actually follow the Cubs for several seasons in the mid-2010s before 2016

[limber grove]

I hate how right you are

I’M SORRY SAM SHE’S RIGHT

They used to bitch about the curse until 2016 happened.

You would have been so good at it.

[olive sinew]

it was really all they talked about

[limber grove]

I don’t know who was worse Red Sox fans or them.

I had less time being conscious with the Sox fans.

More baseball fan consciousness with Cubs fans but also being in the NL with them.

[olive sinew]

as someone in the NL central……

[limber grove]

Oh… yeah.

[olive sinew]

my real enemy are reds fans

they’re assholes

[limber grove]

Giants fans still blame the Rockies for 1993.

[dim fiber]

Red Sox fans

[olive sinew]

but cubs fans are exhausting

[dim fiber]

They’re always the worst

[limber grove]

The worse away fans at Oracle Park I experienced was actually Baltimore Orioles fans.

[dim fiber]

Oh??

[limber grove]

What was their problem.

They were so annoying.

[dim fiber]

My sister inherited Orioles fandom from our father

[limber grove]

I’m sorry.

[olive sinew]

the reds fans that come to pittsburgh are actually horrific

[dim fiber]

Which is extra cursed because none of us are from Baltimore

[limber grove]

This is illegal.

I’m calling the police.

[limber grove]

They don’t make it out this far.

[olive sinew]

where did your father get it

[dim fiber]

But you get sports fandom only a couple ways, and one of them is “they were good when I started following the sport”

And they were good in the 80s(?)

So my dad picked them

[limber grove]

You see I started out Red Sox for like half a season but them the Giants got me back bc Barry Bonds.

[dim fiber]

And then passed it onto my sister

[olive sinew]

be glad. they harass us. in our own ballpark. you are beating us 8-2 why are you screaming at me

[limber grove]

My great grandfather was a Braves fan and it skipped two generations.

[dim fiber]

That one skipped me

[olive sinew]

ah i see you inherited this one

[limber grove]

They have to flight home via Kentucky they’re upset and they have to eat chili on spaghetti.

[dim fiber]

That’s why I’m still officially a Colts fan 💀

[olive sinew]

skyline chili terrifies me

[dim fiber]

My problem is that I don’t let sports losses dictate my entire life and happiness, tbh

[limber grove]

Unbelievable.

[dim fiber]

Laura: have you considered being more miserable more of the time though

[limber grove]

What’s wrong with you

[olive sinew]

don’t remind me

[limber grove]

My baseball team is actually fine they’ve only been really bad once or twice in my life.

They like to win 100 games for no reason and blow up in flames dramatically.

[olive sinew]

my beef with the colts runs deep my mother was just talking about it the other day

[dim fiber]

Sports wins: great! Day made
Sports losses: 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ well that’s frustrating, guess I should look for something else cause I’m annoyed now

And then I do

[olive sinew]

to be fair i’m like that with most sports

[limber grove]

I have zero feelings for the Colts.

They don’t even exist to me.

The Colts ran out of Baltimore in the dead of night and had the police chasing them so they wouldn’t move and they got there.

[olive sinew]

like the pirates lost tonight. i was annoyed. turned off the game and am going to bed unbothered

[limber grove]

That’s what I know about the Colts.

[dim fiber]

Proud of you!

[olive sinew]

this isn’t new though. same shit goes on with hockey and football

it’s motorsport that seemed to infect me

[limber grove]

I am really good at turning games off in losing times.

Radio OFF.

[dim fiber]

The Colts had a very good quarterback for a long time and then a potentially very good quarterback for a short time and then, er, we’re still in the ??? part before step 4: Profit 💀💀💀

[olive sinew]

listen half the time i don’t watch half of the games in a season

[limber grove]

I am radio baseball loyalist.

[olive sinew]

because they’re losing and i say ok i don’t need to subject myself to this

[olive sinew]

😒

[limber grove]

The TV people get too many contracts and they don’t allow me to use cable log in to see it streaming anymore and make me go to the TV across the house. No.Radio time.

It’s All Star Break soon.

[olive sinew]

it is

[limber grove]

Are you ready for the BACK BACK BACK BACK home run derby.

[dim fiber]

What?? All of that is true

[olive sinew]

the pirates have a home run derby participant

[olive sinew]

i don’t like them

[dim fiber]

Okay but nothing I said was even controversial 😂

[olive sinew]

i know

[limber grove]

I only care about the Cowboys losing.

[dim fiber]

The problem is the ??? phase has been since like… 2015 💀

[limber grove]

That’s what’s important to be in that other league.

[dim fiber]

This is the real American spirit

[olive sinew]

that’s karma 😌

[dim fiber]

Everyone can join together and appreciate the cowboys being bad 😂

[limber grove]

https://www.mlb.com/news/2025-mlb-home-run-derby-participants

None of my team is ever in the derby so I always have to pick someone else.

[olive sinew]

well you could pick my guy

who will inevitably embarrass

because the pirates always do

[limber grove]

Isn’t there usually like 8 players

Couple more to be announced probably

I do like the timer change to the derby.

And I hate the pitch clock.

But for this… it’s fine.

[olive sinew]

my only complaint with the derby is the change to the bracket

i preferred the old system

[olive sinew]

yeah

[limber grove]

An yeah the bracket change was weird I forgot that

[olive sinew]

i dislike it greatly

because now instead of everyone trying to hit the most home runs possible the second one in every matchup just has to beat the other one

it’s stupiddddd

[limber grove]

I feel like one of the matchups last year was like 9 to 8 and then the other was like 30 to 31 and tve 30 home run person went home I remember now.

[olive sinew]

like it’s so fucking stupid

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/heywardtroii-manfred-rob-manfred-masterclass-gif-21213922

[olive sinew]

like keep the time limits and pitches but can’t we just go back to the old format

[limber grove]

Of course the rules may change between now and next week

[limber grove]

5 AL players. Smh.

[olive sinew]

will buxton side quest

[lofty ibex]

JIMMYYYY LUMBERRRRR I LOVE HIM

will also be rooting for jazz if i must

[olive sinew]

i’m forced by law to root for oneil to just not embarrass me

[limber grove]

The MLB on Fox ad ready they made him do he was going to become a twins fan for him

Which is valid

[limber grove]

I need to lock in.

Today’s the day.

[vernal seal]

i forgot the marlins were a team again

this happens every year

but they’re playing the orioles today so of course i was reminded

[limber grove]

Marlins are actually a psyop made by Big MLB that baseball in Florida is real outside of spring training

[vernal seal]

yes

[limber grove]

Giants fans have a lore called Marlins death fog because of the wake of injuries following a marlins series.

It started with the Buster Posey broken leg incident.

[vernal seal]

they better not bring that nastiness to baltimore

my guys have enough problems 💀

[olive sinew]

what about the rays

[limber grove]

You mean the ones playing in a minor league stadium and not filling it.

The Trop was a torture chamber that was almost the home of the Tampa Bay Giants I’m glad I’m not in that timeline that seems cursed.

[olive sinew]

it’s not their fault the hurricane got them

[limber grove]

Milton vs Athletics Baseball Ownership who hates baseball more

I think it’s still the As

[dim fiber]

I believe this

[limber grove]

It’s the nightclub attached to whatever Miami calls that place.

I think they calmed down it used to be having a rave inside during the game.

It’s called a sports lounge now.

[lofty ibex]

The clevelander!! With the painted naked ladies

And the gross looking pool

[lofty ibex]

This reminds me i need to look up what happened to the stingrays that lived there

[lofty ibex]

not allowed to yell too loudly about this come world baseball classic

every WBC all of a sudden it is indeed a baseball town again and the locals get offended when you say otherwise

[limber grove]

That’s what it was!

[limber grove]

They think they’re a baseball town? Aw that’s cute.

[lofty ibex]

I fear with the heat and the panthers they think they're a real sports town

[limber grove]

Good for them

[limber grove]

I’m having fun

[limber grove]

Someone tried him. They never learn.

[limber grove]

Angels won’t have an in person rep at the All Star Game. Their one player is injured and replaced. Cowabummer dudes.

[limber grove]

Robbie Ray could your pants be any tighter

They’re leggings not pants.

[limber grove]

Happy Draft Day, also know feel ancient as SHIT day.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6LHhCro/

It’s literally NEPO baby day

Lol

2007

[vernal seal]

that doesn’t feel real

[limber grove]

He’s got a late birthday too.

[limber grove]

Extra innings is the word the Manfred man ruin my life

Rob Manfred ruined Christmas

[limber grove]

Three Homer. Jazz ruined Christmas. He’s not going to be allowed to go back home.

[olive sinew]

i’m just running laps a pirate made it to round 2 for the first time ever

[limber grove]

https://x.com/diamond_digest/status/1944930664962277405?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Diamond Digest (@Diamond_Digest)

jazz chisholm jr

X · Jul 15, 2025, 1:23 AM

He started so well

Who pitched to him? Get him a uniform.

[limber grove]

How far was it? 15 home runs.

[olive sinew]

i’m not talking about it

[limber grove]

Anything but the metric system

13 is respectable.

[olive sinew]

yeah i guess

[limber grove]

10 better than the Yankee

[olive sinew]

and a second round too

so it’s fine

i’m cal raleigh and i got my illegal torpedo bats

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/cjzero.bsky.social/post/3ltxv7f3s4c2o

CJ Fogler (@cjzero.bsky.social)

A ROBBED HR IN THE DERBY

▶ Play video

Bluesky · Jul 15, 2025, 2:47 AM

Aww noo awww no no no

[limber grove]

I can’t

[limber grove]

I walked, struck out, and had a ground out. I’m unstoppable.

Look how dirty my cleats are

[limber grove]

They used stat cast for elimination?

[olive sinew]

they did

insanity tbh

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/heywardtroii-manfred-rob-manfred-masterclass-gif-21213922

[limber grove]

Shut the fuck up

[dim fiber]

Now it's just actively taunting you

[limber grove]

Also in the All Star Game my dad says they interviewed Kershaw and asked about his slider. He famously doesn’t have one it’s the curveball. How did they get hired.

Watching my baseball son Logan Webb and I need him to calm down

He did it! He didn’t embarrass himself on tv! Woooo.

https://tenor.com/view/approved-gif-25298433

I like them wearing their uniforms again.

AL NL uniforms are dumb I hate them

[lofty ibex]

The AL and NL are so obnoxiously large

[limber grove]

I know it’s based on a retro ATL logo but that doesn’t help

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6FAe3Mf/

[limber grove]

Counting on the Mets was a mistake Dave!

[limber grove]

I can’t believe they had a swing off. Kyle did better than one of the derby participants on 3 swings and Pete Alonso didn’t even have to go up.

There better be no pitcher win Rob

These graphics are wrong because they actually credited them a run.

However good news Edwin Diaz didn’t get the win

[limber grove]

I have question

Bonds to DH, Clemente to OF. La Russa, Rose to Hell! Profit!

[olive sinew]

clemente off this list is wild

[limber grove]

Seems illegal.

[limber grove]

I should have know the Brewers also do a cream home and not white.

[dim fiber]

I don’t like it

[limber grove]

Too bad

[limber grove]

Justin Verlander must be STOPPED

[limber grove]

They got special uniforms for the Bristol Speedway game.

[lofty ibex]

OOOOH FUN

[limber grove]

I don’t know how many people they’re gonna find.

I know the last couple special games were in smaller places and people scammed tickets. They don’t even need tickets.

Capacity is 146,000 that’s double Dodger stadium.

[buoyant escarp]

My dad and brother are going.

[limber grove]

I hope both teams have fun

They chose the teams before realizing the state of the teams.

I remember when the Giants were given Rickwood Field for Willie Mays and he died like 3 days before the game.

[olive sinew]

my mom wanted to go lol

but we don’t care enough about either team to spend that money

[lofty ibex]

huh i have realized it's only a 6 hour drive from me so theoretically we could go except we already have plans that weekend

and i also don't care about either team and in fact rather dislike the braves

[olive sinew]

me with the reds

some of the rudest fans i’ve ever encountered

and that’s when they were in pittsburgh

at MY BALLPARK

[lofty ibex]

BOOOOOOO therefore why should we spend money to go be surrounded by them

[olive sinew]

like i was like yeah it’s not worth it

would be very fun though

[limber grove]

I have a long feud with the Braves

[lofty ibex]

at this point does anyone not

[limber grove]

Honestly most of the national league I have a feud with

They know what they did

[limber grove]

The San Francisco Therapy Rabbit died. RiP.

He was big at the ballpark and the airport.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6rAshdN/

[limber grove]

The is hotel has made me too powerful with MLB network why is Trout up with the game on the line

Angels need to Angels

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6hJEvB3/

[lofty ibex]

This is important info to me

followed by her and the crazy crab on the Coldplay kiss cam ugh no I can't handle this

[limber grove]

Oh yes that’s his full name.

Sometimes he gets it when he’s in trouble. He has whole lore.

[limber grove]

Also trade deadline this week.

https://x.com/hgomez27/status/1949993112773796265?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Héctor Gómez (@hgomez27)

SOURCE: Other Guardians pitchers are being investigated for MLB's sports-betting. According to the source, the names of the pitchers involved would be revealed in the coming days. They will be placed on non-disciplinary paid leave, as has been the case with Luis Ortiz and

X · Jul 29, 2025, 12:39 AM

More sports betting problems

[olive sinew]

MLB guy

[limber grove]

That’s rosey big MLB guy

[limber grove]

Apparently he was telling the players that Manfred could retaliate against them if they’re too loud

Because the lock out for 2026 is so likely because he wants a salary cap 😂

[limber grove]

I can’t believe Rob Manfred got the Bryce Harper cuss out. Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. BRYCE GET THE RAW MILK.

Can you imagine being in a meeting with a bosses bosses boss being silent holding a bat

[limber grove]

@lofty ibex

Walgreens are at it again.

[lofty ibex]

I love them

they suck but I love them

[limber grove]

@olive sinew and I just became a victim of the hot stove.

She just got Taylor Rogers and I just lost Tyler Rogers the twins NAURRRR

[olive sinew]

oh naurrrrrrrrr

[limber grove]

Wilmer Flores also cried that one that before not being traded that moment but eventually.

Now he’s spent more time out of the Mets and it feels illegal.

[vernal seal]

this trade deadline is making me very upset

the orioles gm doesn’t know how to contend and it’s killing my soul

[limber grove]

They gave that one contract to Davis and now refuse to do anything.

Today is going to be A Day™️

[vernal seal]

i woke up to our best utility trader going to the astros for a single A pitcher 💀

i’m crying

and then we traded a pitcher but we have no pitchers they’re all injured 😭

[limber grove]

Oh my god

There is an old saying in my baseball boards— an acronym we live by TINSTAAPP. Meaning There Is No Such Thing As A Pitching Prospect.

Single A pitchers WAHHH

[vernal seal]

we gave so much for nothing

i hate being a baltimore fan we do this every time

[limber grove]

Time for me to lock in

[dim fiber]

As an outsider, effectively, why is this? 🧐

[limber grove]

Pitchers flame out at a very high rate.

They take a lot of time to cook.

[dim fiber]

Ahhhh

That all tracks

[limber grove]

Sometimes you find one fresh out of college or high school but it’s rare.

[tawny current]

Oh I didn't post this here

[limber grove]

You go through hundreds to find a starter.

[limber grove]

BROUGHT TO YOU BY DRAFT KINGS AND PETE ROSES GHOST

[vernal seal]

i’m gonna go cry in a hole

they gave cedric mullins to the mets

that’s like favorite player great player i’m gonna die

i’m scared for adley

this is a very bad day

[limber grove]

What is going on

Last 5 minutes right

[vernal seal]

i thought it was 2 more hours

[limber grove]

Oh no

[vernal seal]

this hurts more than when we lost manny and adam jones

[limber grove]

Correa to the Astros?! LMAOOOOOO.

Twins signed him for forever after he failed two physicals and now they want to ship him to Houston?! Haaaa.

[limber grove]

Manny has been on the west coast so long I didn’t recall it.

Adam Jones orioles forever, but Manny is a Padre to me now because I see it all the time.

[vernal seal]

manny was around like my whole childhood it felt weird seeing him there then and it just feels a little sad now

[olive sinew]

my coworker (twins fan) is thrilled she hates him

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/stitch-maniatic-laugh-risa-malvada-laugh-gif-13172371

I missed the whole drama with his signing falling through because I had an earthquake and no Internet or power for 5 days.

I was getting pieces via text message and tweets about the Mets and then thag falling through and the twins signing only for him to get traded 2.5 years later. Damn.

I think

[vernal seal]

they just sent oh earn and laureano to the padres this is just too much

we aren’t gonna have a team after this

[limber grove]

Padres minor leagues will shutdown and the Orioles will be the AAA team

[limber grove]

IM TAKING HEAVY FIRE (DOVAL TRADED TO YANKEES)

https://tenor.com/view/help-help-kenan-thompson-saturday-night-live-help-help-me-gif-23508421

[limber grove]

giants always do this

They shell me at the end

Yastrzemski to Kansas City push me down in front of a train

https://x.com/joonlee/status/1951019160256819374?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Joon Lee (@joonlee)

AJ Preller doesn’t always make the smartest long-term moves, but he always builds the Padres like the world is ending tomorrow.

Makes the trade deadline and the offseason wildly entertaining every year without fail.

X · Jul 31, 2025, 8:36 PM

every trade deadline me @ me: PRELLEREd

It’s been 30 minutes and the war is just now starting.

https://tenor.com/view/battle-ship-blown-gif-19305037

Half of the teams

Elbee Mom Statement regarding Yaz trade:

Being vaguely threatening about outfielders is her MO

[vernal seal]

it’s been a bad day and i’m very very tired

at least adley was safe i don’t know what i would’ve done if we lost him

[limber grove]

Thinking of the twins social media person I hope they get a Friday off.

[limber grove]

Damn.

They are SOOOOOO lucky their AAA is in SAINT PAUL

Rip to the Saint Paul Saints today

[limber grove]

Thats a strike BLUE

They should get cars to drive around.

[limber grove]

AW NAUR THE STRO SHOW WHO SAW THIS COMING

[limber grove]

Free baseball costs your soul.

[limber grove]

The Manfred man is actually genius and done nothing wrong

I will change my mind in 6 hours.

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6DsRghQ/

[olive sinew]

rain at bristol

[limber grove]

Get the track dryers out

[olive sinew]

they had david ortiz reading the weather map

[limber grove]

Mmm. A choice.

[limber grove]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT6UMJBDb/

Oh geez

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6yNLc1Y/

Don’t make me acknowledge the NY football giants as real

[olive sinew]

me too

[limber grove]

Wheeeee

[olive sinew]

ngl like i would love to do it

i’ve been on the track at dover yearsssss ago

[limber grove]

They’re making Pato throw the first pitch at the Rangers game tomorrow

Let’s see how that goes

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/apnews.com/post/3lvqrjthzqs25

The Associated Press (@apnews.com)

AP Exclusive: MLB is promoting Jen Pawol to be the league's first female umpire.

-# MLB is calling up its first female umpire, promoting Jen Pawol for Saturday's Marlins-Braves game
Jen Pawol is set to become the first woman to umpire in Major League Baseball when she works games this weekend between the Miami Marlins and Atlanta Braves.

Bluesky · Aug 6, 2025, 5:43 PM

[olive sinew]

i’m sure people are going to react normally to this one

[limber grove]

Thrift store. I booed.

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/torqpenderloin.bsky.social/post/3lvvyx7vm3k2t

horse massacre (@torqpenderloin.bsky.social)

there it is

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Bluesky · Aug 8, 2025, 7:39 PM

[olive sinew]

woop will never beat poop

[limber grove]

Fix the roster instead.

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6aFF5yF/

Recency bias!!! Even with Jackie.

[limber grove]

It burnssssss

[lofty ibex]

@limber grove thank u for our first win in a while 🥲

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/theoffice-michael-scott-jim-halpert-gif-27622036

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6aVcCws/

Big Unit Aura Farming

Look what she did to him

[olive sinew]

bird killer

please

[tawny current]

THAT IS NOT JOHNNY DAMON HE IS A MONSTER OF HIMSELF AND I DO NTO OFFICALLY RECONISE HIM.

[limber grove]

On top of that he’s a Yankee which still seems illegal to me

[tawny current]

DONT DONT YOU DARE. I. OPENLY WEPT AS A RED SOX FAN WHEN HE MOVED TO THE YANKEES

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6uXh4Ut/

That Dodger evaporated.

[tawny current]

Oh damn Im glad that I forgot about damon because he is a Trumper

[limber grove]

If the shoe fits

Dave Roberts was the only player not registered as a Republican on the 2004 Sox I think

[tawny current]

Damon was blaning his arrest in 2021 because he voted to trump

Its a whole thing that I went into.

[limber grove]

Im going to storm the field and make the news.

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6QYPDgD/

JHL you baffle me

[limber grove]

Known Mets fan and child of a Mets family first ballgame being a Cubs game the drama.

Also

They don’t do baseball names like they used to

[olive sinew]

damn the poor puppies had to watch that game

[limber grove]

When will the abuse by the Pittsburgh Pirates end!!!

[limber grove]

I was just talking about Baseball Names @olive sinew

[limber grove]

Got any games on your phone

[limber grove]

Oh my god generational strike zone

I just heard Cronenworth yell fuck.

I love crowd mics

[limber grove]

I need you all to know that Will Buxton waved the checkered flag at the sausage race at the Brewers game.

[olive sinew]

he sure did

[lofty ibex]

but why did he find himself in milwaukee

[olive sinew]

indycar is there this weekend

[dim fiber]

This feels like the perfect deployment of Will Buxton

[limber grove]

When does he meet the phanatic

[dim fiber]

omg

Asking the important questions

[lofty ibex]

at yet another flying squirrels game but this time away 🙂‍↔️

[limber grove]

Can’t believe the giants beat the brewers this time

Shocked

[limber grove]

They win

[lofty ibex]

yes ☺️🙂‍↔️ 4-2. Bo Davidson with 2 HR!!

[limber grove]

He’s going two levels a year. Maybe he’ll make SF next September.

Since the restructure I think they’ve been keeping higher ranked prospects on the west coast. Camilo Doval went from High A (it’s a regular A team now) in San Jose straight to the majors then AAA never went to Richmond.

You did get Bryce Eldridge though.

[limber grove]

I really thought they could do it

August eliminations are rough.

[limber grove]

Also

[olive sinew]

welcome back big time timmy jim

so sorry his nicknames are my favorite thing and his sports center commercial was my fav growing up

[limber grove]

It’s one of my vocal stims

Freaky franchise

[olive sinew]

the commercial??

[limber grove]

Yes

I quote the whole thing to myself

https://youtu.be/BC1nNtofWRs?si=8uKaxsBrztLI1J06

They stopped making them bc who topped this

[olive sinew]

literally same

[limber grove]

I feel bad when I see him randomly appear. What a terrible time he had after he retired.

His wife got cancer and died.

So I just wanna cry when he appears.

[olive sinew]

and yet hey this is the freaky franchise

god this is sportscenter commercials i’ll always love you

[limber grove]

The David Ortiz one with Wally the Red Sox mascot

[olive sinew]

ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK

[limber grove]

Orioles defensive clinic in San Francisco

Don’t do that.

[vernal seal]

that was a very upsetting time 😃

[limber grove]

What a game

[vernal seal]

the apple tv exclusive and starting at 10pm stopped me from watching and i’m grateful for that 🥲

i woke up to a score that hurt me deeply

[limber grove]

I just listened to MLB tv

On the application

[vernal seal]

if today wasn’t OSU vs Texas i would’ve listened but sleep was needed to prepare for what a long day today’s gonna be

[limber grove]

https://vxtwitter.com/sleepersfgiants/status/1963041033408938471?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

SleeperSFGiants (@SleeperSFGiants)

Devers’ homer leads to the benches clearing 😳

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Sep 3, 2025, 12:47 AM

I love how cranky they get in September.

Mr Kyle Freeland you play in a band box on the surface of the moon and lost 99 games. This game is going to be 22 to 21.

Bring it down.

Rockies need to fight themselves.

Oh that was HR 30. Giants haven’t had a 30 HR hitter since Bonds even if most of them were with Boston. Brandon Belt had 29 and almost broke that record and some team not naming names broke his hand.

[lofty ibex]

I remember Jorge Alfaro from his time with the Marlins, who are in town against the Nats for a day game. I see the Nats have scored 5 runs, I open espn to see how it happened, it says J. Alfaro doubled and I'm like...hold up I haven't seen Jorge Alfaro in the majors in YEARS this can't be him can it??

Scroll down, there's a link to an article from 20 hours ago that he signed with the Nats lmfaooooo

[limber grove]

https://tenor.com/view/starwars-obi-wan-now-thats-a-name-ive-not-heard-in-along-time-gif-11814407

Baseball is one big game of this.

[lofty ibex]

And I love that for us

[limber grove]

We have got to the gimmicks and superstitions part of the season

[limber grove]

Got my tickets for the ferry, got my tickets to a ballgame. Last game of the season but making it work. Locking in.

[limber grove]

I hate baseball now. Bases loaded no outs? Single single HBp? Throw the pitcher in the time out bin!!!

[limber grove]

Giants and dodgers bullpen having a mid off

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6vvFctH/

You hate to see it. One out away from a no hitter to a walk off. I’m not laughing.

[vernal seal]

i’m laughing

it was a great day especially on cal’s day

[limber grove]

Also every time I’m reminded of Jackson Holliday I’m reminded of time coming for us all

Im still mad at his father for an incident in 2012

Giants also lost in a walk off but it was a 2 run game and a single single hit by pitch double ground ball attack express kind of ending. Not whatever that was.

[lofty ibex]

Noooo we were supposed to go to that O's game

[limber grove]

NOOOO

[lofty ibex]

we are in Baltimore today for the mystics game but methinks I'm gonna take a side trip to the o's game first hehe

just waiting on someone to transfer me my $5 ticket lolll

[limber grove]

Yippie

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT6c2g9VK/ I’m glad the Bananas kept the camp of closer entrances with Hells Bells for Trevor Hoffman.

[limber grove]

Hockey players out here looking out of place.

[tawny current]

Lol the meme came into my head.

"Where's the rest of you?"

[limber grove]

https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZT63oK2na/

Im scared of him

[limber grove]

https://bsky.app/profile/theathletic.com/post/3lyi3q2zbjk2j

The Athletic (@theathletic.com)

At least eight men employed by the Tigers, its business arm or broadcast partner have been accused of misconduct toward women since 2023, including four VPs and two other high-ranking employees, an investigation by The Athletic found.

✍️ @brittghiroli.bsky.social:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/661...

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Bluesky · Sep 10, 2025, 11:07 AM

I have now cast a curse on the tigers.

[dim fiber]

Uhhhh

Well that seems like a lot

And bad

[lofty ibex]

boooooo i've been low key rooting for them since i enjoyed comerica

[limber grove]

Rizzo retiring as a Cub.

[limber grove]

I’m having fun I’m having fun

[limber grove]

All my hopes are on Verlander not falling apart

Poor Dom Smith

[limber grove]

I’m filing criminal charges against Matt Williams, Giants Third Base Coach

Dodgers I’ve never seen a two pitch inning

L. M. F. A. O.

5 runs. 3 hits. Never in doubt.

[lofty ibex]

one last game 🥲

[limber grove]

Taking photos of my tv when a rookie makes his first batting appearance and has passed Moonlight Graham for team plate appearances. He’s 6 foot 7.

[limber grove]

I know Andretti Cadillac and the Dodgers have overlapping ownership but I’m boooooing.

[limber grove]

Just saw a baseball player learn you can’t run into the fielder.

I fear that’s one of the most basic rules like getting hit with batted ball.

[limber grove]

I was swiping. I did a double take and left again. Sad how his career ended.

[lofty ibex]

i keep getting notifications from the ballpark app that i have tix to the games this week at nats park but saying bye to the diamond/minor league ball over the weekend has me done with baseball for the season really

[limber grove]

I’m going to the last game of the season

[tawny current]

I entered a raffle at work for Red Sox tickets next week.

If I dont get it I might just get a SRO ticket and get drunk in the last games of the season

[limber grove]

Rookie dress up is so much better now days.

[lofty ibex]

byeeeeee clayton kershaw

shall have all the pride nights in your honor 🫡🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[limber grove]

AMEN

[dim fiber]

It's weird when names go by that I actually know, as someone who hasn't meaningfully followed baseball in almost a decade 😂

[limber grove]

Justin Verlander runs away

He hit 20 years this weekend.

[dim fiber]

Is he still playing, then?

I would equally believe he is and isn't 😂

[limber grove]

He’s on the San Francisco giants and I had to watch him pitch half a season before winning and half the time it wasn’t his fault.

Half my annoyance with him is actually his brother.

[dim fiber]

Oh?

[limber grove]

He’s a podcaster.

With a Twitter account.

[vernal seal]

that’s all you really need to know about a person 😬

[dim fiber]

Ohhh

Well

[limber grove]

Why doesn’t this work on the Dodgers

They’re down 6 in the second always.

[limber grove]

Give it up for the Rockies they will finish better than the 2024 white Sox lets go fox