ovi and his pregame bolognese
#Hockey
hidden parrot
lol omg I forgot about Ovis pregame meal.
random viper
the full meal 💀
tepid drum
Michael Phelps shaking
cedar geyser
I’m not saying my recent love for Barzy brought the Isles playoff luck but I’m also not not saying that
sturdy hawk
oh ok you are excused
random viper
i didn’t expect it and my week is made
i know we’re a first round exit but making the playoffs makes me so happy
i mean we were like really bad
autumn remnant
why did it have to be k*ne that scored that goal i fucking hate it here
autumn remnant
jamie drysdale couldve gone to playoffs 😭😭😭😭
tepid drum
Twitter
(This driver drove the car into the wall on purpose to launch himself to the front and to worked but it’s now illegal)
stark hollow
hidden parrot
https://youtu.be/CK16vMAIoFQ?si=kQ4ktQnpCfJ-FgHJ
oh man i love steve dangle lol
stark hollow
This was the best episode so far.
hidden parrot
ooo ill watch it rn
omg his laughing at the very beginning is hilarious
i try not to talk too much shit when it comes to the rangers because i dont trust them ever, but i cant wait to see them destroy the capitals
the panthers and lightining match up is going to be very fun
poor toronto maple leafs fans lol, that tweet steve talks about, "the leafs havent beat the bruins since 1959" a CRAZY stat
as he says 10 years before the moon landing
i swear someone has cursed that team or auston matthews
its the only logical explanation for someone with that much talent to not be a dynasty at this point
brave bolt
auston is absolutely cursed it’s probably my fault i started following him before he was drafted
he’s the reason the leafs are my second team
autumn remnant
i’m going to be so insufferable these next few weeks
playoff hockey makes me feral
autumn remnant
we’ll be a first round exit but i’m feral all the way
i have such vitriolic hate for vegas i am rooting on their demise
random viper
real i didn’t get playoff hockey last season but even if we’re a first round exit this time around it caps deserve everything and i love them
autumn remnant
dylan strome in the playoffs ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
sturdy hawk
thanks for nothing flyers
Wait did we actually make it in?? 
I was fs thinking we were gonna blow it
brave bolt
Wait did we actually make it in?? <:DanielWow:1068521394108903504> I was fs thi...
no you didn’t
we didn’t either
sturdy hawk
Yeah I just checked
brave bolt
you blew it majorly
sturdy hawk
That's what I thought I saw
Ok listen
Sometimes they give me glimmers of hope
pulls out my Vancouver stuff from the depths of the closet ALL HAIL CAPTAIN QUINN
brave bolt
i’ll be with the leafs until the end of the first round then i’m over the playoffs
autumn remnant
i’ll be with the leafs until the end of the first round then i’m over the playof...
HELP (me too)
random viper
me with the caps they’re too old and sad to make it too far 🥲
brave bolt
me with the caps they’re too old and sad to make it too far 🥲
enjoy your time in the playoffs. i also have sad old guys
random viper
and no ryan leonard 😔😔😔
it’s for the best another year with BC will be good 😔
brave bolt
<@409158793616818176> exit interview flyers heehee
mood when you fumble so badly. they were top 3 in the metro for so much of the season
autumn remnant
laur i might be a little dumb but who’s the guy in the bottom middle of the first pic
brave bolt
i hate the penguins mostly for making me think we had a chance and ripping it away instead of getting it together earlier
random viper
i refused to believe we had a chance
autumn remnant
brave bolt
laur i might be a little dumb but who’s the guy in the bottom middle of the firs...
bud i’m gonna be so honest with you i hate that team so much that i refuse to know the players
autumn remnant
HDDHFH
random viper
bud i’m gonna be so honest with you i hate that team so much that i refuse to kn...
real for that
autumn remnant
someone here gotta have flyers knowledge
autumn remnant
bud i’m gonna be so honest with you i hate that team so much that i refuse to kn...
me with vgk
could not pay me to know a single person
tepid drum
The Arizona Coyotes tweets from last night made me sad.
autumn remnant
oh the coyotes :(
tepid drum
I’ll never forget the Sharks Twitter who had a drinking game every time Randy dropped a “Desert Dogs” on the broadcast.
gloomy dove
I know the entire VGK roster because I want to know who’s hurt
hidden parrot
sturdy hawk
Playoff hockey LETS GET IT
stark hollow
Twitter
sturdy hawk
that was so messy
hidden parrot
Woof leafs baby, what is you doing?
gloomy dove
Falling apart
hidden parrot
That panthers lightning game was really fun
Not to compliment the caps, but their goalie has a fantastic mustache
But still
LETS FUCKING GO RANGERS
random viper
charlie is an elite goalie with an elite mustache
and i love that he’s playing his brother makes it even better
hidden parrot
Oh he’s Ryan’s brother?? The great mustache makes sense now
random viper
runs in the fam
stark hollow
hidden parrot
At this point I just feel bad for leafs fans lol
hidden parrot
Period mark, period PK! Weak fucking calls all period
autumn remnant
charlie is an elite goalie with an elite mustache
truly
stark hollow
Im a Bruins Fan. LET GOOOOOOO BRUINS
stark hollow
Bruins Rangers round 2?
hidden parrot
WOOOOOOOOOOO JIMMY
hidden parrot
CHRISTOPHER KREIDER THE MAN THAT YOU ARE!!!!!!
GREAT WIN FOR THE BOYS!!! Game one ✅ three to go
autumn remnant
TEXAS HOCKEYYYYYYY
hidden parrot
Just a complete and utter collapse from the islanders last night, you love to see it
brave bolt
rip to canucks fans
your starting goalie for the playoffs moving forward is now casey desmith
like my condolences
tepid drum
Twitter
autumn remnant
your starting goalie for the playoffs moving forward is now casey desmith
what if i shot myself at center ice to change the trajectory of everyone there
hidden parrot
WOOOOOHHHHHOOOOOO THAT WAS A BEAUTIFUL PLAY
hidden parrot
Man panarin can’t buy a fucking goal
autumn remnant
hidden parrot
hahahah omg david quinn what a throw back
autumn remnant
besties <3
autumn remnant
hidden parrot
That is real cute
hidden parrot
Another great win! Shesty was unreal today
hidden parrot
🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ as mark said and as I’ve said before it’s up to the league to change something. Without him Tom Wilson would be running wild on our stars like he’s done for years
I just find it funny how big of a deal everyone is making rempe when there has been MANY players doing the same thing for years but it’s now suddenly a horrific situation because it’s the rangers
Like where were these calls in 2021 when Wilson sucker punched buchnevich or when he ragdolled panarin and ended his season, something Wilson did in one game? Or when Prust broke Derek Stephan’s jaw from a “legal” hit on our 2014 run??
I never once heard “there’s not a place for this in hockey” and instead heard “well the rangers need to be tougher”
brave bolt
i have hated tom wilson’s behavior for years
been saying there’s no place for that behavior in hockey
this isn’t an anti rangers agenda this is an anti a dangerous player who could potentially have a long career
hidden parrot
I know, I just find it interesting this specific conversation has never been louder
brave bolt
because he is dangerous. if i had a player like him on my team that d be pissed purely because he’s a liability
hidden parrot
But so are and have been many other players. His penalities cost us last game, so I’m hoping Laviolette staples him to the bench tomorrow
brave bolt
and you know that won’t happen. because if it was really something that would be a problem it would’ve been dealt with
stupid penalties that cost games aren’t worth any other things he could possibly bring
hidden parrot
Idk, I could see it happening. Last nights was by far the most detrimental. I certainly don’t see him being allowed these kinds of penalities when we’re playing a Better team
hidden parrot
I’m at hartford double a baseball team rn and they use the whalers brass bonanza. Best goal song in the history of goal songs
tepid drum
Go Yard Goats
hidden parrot
Go Yard Goats
lol elbee, you know the yard goats?
tepid drum
lol elbee, you know the yard goats?
I know of them and most of the names of the remaining minor league teams.
hidden parrot
I know of them and most of the names of the remaining minor league teams.
Slay, I love their name
hidden parrot
https://vxtwitter.com/echlhahlic/status/1784253899693592757?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RY...
Hahah the duality of man
stark hollow
Go Yard Goats
I went to a lot of Yard Goat games as they are in Hartford. Good team. Their alternate names are The Steamed Cheeseburgers and the Bouncing Pickles
Anyway
cedar geyser
ISLES STILL JN IT
gloomy dove
WYATT FREAKING JOHNSTON
hidden parrot
THE BOYS ARE BUZZING
worn latch
EARLY GOAL LGR!!!!
hidden parrot
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I CANT BELIEVE IT
THEY ACTUALLY SWEPT THEM
OMFG THIS IS NOT REAL LIFE
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹
How am I supposed to sleep after that?
random viper
I CANT BELIEVE IT
are u sure u can’t believe it or is it just something to say cause this was probably the most expected thing of the playoffs lol
hidden parrot
are u sure u can’t believe it or is it just something to say cause this was prob...
No im pretty shocked actually, I assume the worst case scenario always about the rangers because it hurts less when they inevitably loose
brave bolt
are u sure u can’t believe it or is it just something to say cause this was prob...
yeah this was quite literally the only almost guarantee we had
hidden parrot
The rangers entire history is grinding for wins and nothing being easy, so i dont think anything with them is a garuntee
and the majority of hockey media agrees with me, considering barely anyone predicted a sweep
random viper
it’s deserved 🥲
autumn remnant
@random viper i laughed a little i’m sorry
random viper
wait that’s actually funny
hidden parrot
cedar geyser
LETS GO ISLES BABY
cedar geyser
Ope nvm
brave bolt
LETS GO LEAFS ONE MORE GAME
hidden parrot
Wow I’m shocked they won
autumn remnant
LETS GO LEAFS ONE MORE GAME
JOSEPH WOLL YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING STUD
brave bolt
Twitter
stark hollow
I'm so disappointed in the Bruins today
hidden parrot
https://x.com/itsmitchmarney/status/1785480049736523840?s=46
Spot on lol
cedar geyser
Now that my mans is out, here are the teams I’ll be rooting for. I do accept bribes to cheer on your teams
Dal vs VGK = Dallas (Gotta root for former Badger Sutter)
Bos vs Tor = Tor (live laugh love Justin Bieber)
Van vs Nash = Van (my girl demeter is a quinn hughes girly)
Oilers vs LAK = Oilers (they are 3-1 and I have no other thoughts)
And between NYR and Car I’m going Rangers for @hidden parrot : )
hidden parrot
And between NYR and Car I’m going Rangers for <@375028319533531136> : )
HELL YEAH MARIA!!!!
FUCK THE CANES
autumn remnant
Now that my mans is out, here are the teams I’ll be rooting for. I do accept bri...
yes there is mat in the first pic lmfao
but i raise you the canes’ Resident Sexyman
and our dilf!
and our funnyman
and our fishy 🫶🏻
hidden parrot
Hey the rangers have some hotties too
Mr. K’Andre Miller
Long time hottie Chris Kreider
Or my personal fav Braden Schneider
hidden parrot
i mean that makes sense, hes too old for you anyways lol
autumn remnant
and of course there’s human mario blue shell matt rempe
autumn remnant
i mean that makes sense, hes too old for you anyways lol
all of them are, we ball anyways 🫡
hidden parrot
and of course there’s human mario blue shell matt rempe
i didnt wasnt to bring it up since you all hate him, but he has moments of hotness if you ask me
my OG rangers crush though, Carl Hagelin
cedar geyser
Mr. K’Andre Miller
A former badger too!!!
autumn remnant
i laughed
stark hollow
autumn remnant
as a leafs fan i still can’t help laughing at this
mostly because i can hear him saying it
stark hollow
It ain't even game 7
autumn remnant
i know, but with the way we’re going it’s better to laugh at what won’t happen
hidden parrot
the round two schedule hasnt been announced yet right?
autumn remnant
nope
stark hollow
Boston gotta finish it up today
autumn remnant
william nylander and joseph woll you absolute fucking beast
OH COME ON THAT WAS AFTER THE BUZZER
brave bolt
bro anyone in the us know what channel the leafs game is on tonight?
finally figured it out
abc apparently
brave bolt
Twitter
hidden parrot
Go leafs go
stark hollow
brave bolt
i feel sick
autumn remnant
i’m going to scream
i’ve been giving sammy a round of applause every time hes on my screen
OH SAMMY YOU BEAST
brave bolt
AHHHHHH
autumn remnant
WILLIAM FUCLING NYLANDER
brave bolt
well
autumn remnant
oh what the FUCK
brave bolt
i never get excited with the leafs
it’s game seven. against boston.
let’s be realistic about how this ends
brave bolt
it’s after 11 i’m so tired
autumn remnant
we’re in overtime i’m going to kms
unique jolt
one of my best friends is a bruins fan (born and raised in new hampshire) and he has been sending me the FUNNIEST texts all series
I, personally, have been having fun since game 2 of the Avs/Jets series and know I will be the exact same as y'all in round 2
brave bolt
like i said the ending is always the same
it’s just about how we end up there
so now i don’t have to watch the playoffs anymore fun times
autumn remnant
i think this is good
it showed that we have damn good goaltending and that big changes will be made regardless
autumn remnant
hate to say it but he cooked
meager umbra
are there any canucks fans here
autumn remnant
are there any canucks fans here
alternate captain lexapro reporting for duty 🫡
meager umbra
alternate captain lexapro reporting for duty 🫡
AHAHAH
how have u been watching the games? me personally i've been STRESSED
autumn remnant
honestly i haven’t been that stressed because i’m also a leafs fan and that was my stress but round two will kick my ass
meager umbra
honestly i haven’t been that stressed because i’m also a leafs fan and that was ...
praying for u as a leafs fan
autumn remnant
and now i have to pretend i don’t like leon draisaitl for two weeks
meager umbra
HAHAHAHA PLS
i'm all the way in asia so whenever i try to watch games
there's always like 10 mins left and it's so early in the morning that the score acts a jumpscare for me to rlly wake myself u[
meager umbra
boeser my beloved
hidden parrot
LETS GO RANGERS
hidden parrot
I’m really trying to not get my hopes up because they only ever let me down, but like the rangers look fucking great
Wowowowow their power play has literally never looked better
weak shadow
Rangers look great, NY Knicks look great, wonderful time to be a fan of teams that play in MSG
hidden parrot
Rangers look great, NY Knicks look great, wonderful time to be a fan of teams th...
It really is, so rare too
cedar geyser
Rangers look great, NY Knicks look great, wonderful time to be a fan of teams th...
Unless you have tickets to the Niall Horan concert 😂 the tiktok girlies are in a frenzy
Because the concert might get postponed now
autumn remnant
I LOVE YOU DALLAS
DALLLLLAAAAASSSSS STARSSSSSSS
playoffs suck bc like. i just want my boys to do well it's not MY fault my roster is the size of a military battalion
hidden parrot
Unless you have tickets to the Niall Horan concert 😂 the tiktok girlies are in ...
Hahah omg I saw a really funny video from one of them
autumn remnant
ugh round two will hurt me BAD
cedar geyser
I think I’m going Dallas over the Avs for round 2! Got to support the former badger, sorry Ross Lynch. My boss would probs fire me if I root for the bruins so go panthers I guess. Stocking with the Rangers and Vancouver : )
brave bolt
Twitter
autumn remnant
https://x.com/kylekeefetv/status/1787303200913035290?s=46
LMFAOOOOO
posting this here for sample size 🫡
autumn remnant
MACKLIN CELEBRINI YOU 🫵 ARE A SAN JOSE SHARK!!!!!!!!!!
tepid drum
MACKLIN CELEBRINI YOU 🫵 ARE A SAN JOSE SHARK!!!!!!!!!!
hooting and hollering
There’s crying in the streets (Twitter)
autumn remnant
ALSO SUCK IT CHICAGO THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T GET JIMMY HAGENS OR GAVIN MF MCKENNA HAHAHAHAHAHA
maybe mckenna will get drafted to vancouver and then bedsy can go play with his cuz
tepid drum
I fully expected to lose the pick to Chicago because I feel like these things happen.
I had to gaslight myself to not expect anything
hidden parrot
LETS GO RANGERS
hidden parrot
My current state
tepid drum
I just saw this and got physically upset.
tepid drum
Omg why are the top 3 sharks legends
I saw this after the sharks got their 1-1 pick
It brought me back down
sturdy hawk
Mackie gets to come home!!
tepid drum
autumn remnant
THE CATS OPENED A CAN OF WHOOPASS HAHAHAHAHA
tepid drum
That was more lopsided than I expected.
random viper
imagine saying to someone “yes i’m a big fan of the utah powder”
tepid drum
imagine saying to someone “yes i’m a big fan of the utah powder”
That wouldn’t be abused at ALL
hidden parrot
imagine saying to someone “yes i’m a big fan of the utah powder”
im just picturing the etsy merch now lol
random viper
i don’t think i could here any of these without laughing
i mean utah Ice is just deeply uncreative
tepid drum
I’m glad they don’t get to take the Coyotes name.
They could take a page out of the commanders and be Utah Hockey Team.
hidden parrot
i was really hoping for the utah soakers
tepid drum
🫢
stark hollow
Hahahhaha and BEFORE HIS CONTRACT EXTENSION
proud iris
i was really hoping for the utah soakers
Noooooooo
autumn remnant
https://www.instagram.com/p/C6wCDZ2A3_x/?igsh=MXB6engxaXpseXZlYw==
oh thank you lord
sturdy hawk
I'm sorry the edmonton refs need to check themselves or I will do it for him there is no way that shouldn't have been a 4 minute double minor! High sticking AND it drew blood fucking McDavid
Sorry I'm just catching up on everything
hidden parrot
Hoping for a win today but a second sweep in a row feels unlikely. Either way, LETS GO RANGERS
brave bolt
prince charming from shrek 2 looking ass you are slaying brock
autumn remnant
stars v avs today what if i died
hidden parrot
prince charming from shrek 2 looking ass you are slaying brock
hahahah THATS WHO HE LOOKS LIKE. I have spent years thinking he looks like someone i have seen before but couldnt place my finger on it
autumn remnant
brock 🫶🏻
worn latch
LETS GOOOOO RANGERS!!!
hidden parrot
hidden parrot
Refs truly trying their hardest to throw this game
hidden parrot
This is truly embarrassing, the rangers look fucking awful rn
hidden parrot
What the fuck just happened. I had to turn it off. An absolutely embarrassing performance by this team.
I can’t believe they are going to let this go to 7 games. They should have ended it when the canes were down
autumn remnant
no more hockey
i hate this game
i hate this team i wish them a very hit no holes on the golf course
gloomy dove
The Avs or Stars?
autumn remnant
stars
sturdy hawk
https://tenor.com/view/nhl-san-jose-sharks-joe-pavelski-hockey-thumbs-up-gif-547...
traitor
/j
tepid drum
Hertl is the biggest traitor to me ok
sturdy hawk
thats totally fair
ngl karl leaving hurt and not just because of the good bye video they posted
hidden parrot
I hate this team, why did I ever let them make me hopeful
hidden parrot
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
IT AINT OVER TILL ITS OVER
Chris Kreider the man that you are
I swear this team has taken years off my life
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CANT BELIEVE IT THEY DID IT
These despondent canes fans are SENDING ME
worn latch
I swear this team has taken years off my life
WHY do they do this to us EVERY. YEAR.
hidden parrot
WHY do they do this to us EVERY. YEAR.
EVERY YEAR
hidden parrot
I HATE THIS TEAM BUT ALSO I LOVE RHIS TEAM
autumn remnant
colorado being taken out by matt duchene and his fat ass??? AMAZING
this was delicious for the narratives
autumn remnant
stars in 5 yall
cedar geyser
Happy Birthday to my husband!!!
hidden parrot
Well I’ll begin preparing myself for a loss from the rangers today because two good things happening to my sports teams can’t happen in the same day
dusk shadow
Crying
hidden parrot
AHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
THEY DID IT
Our depth coming CLUTCH exactly when we need them. IT TAKES EVERYONE
hidden parrot
When hockey lines up with the vanderpump rules finale
hidden parrot
I fucking hate the rangers, I hate this sport, I hate the NHL. I was happier when I stopped paying attention to hockey
worn latch
Fuck this team
Lowkey glad I’m far away on holiday and can’t watch the games… less painful to just wake up to the results 😦 how dare they give us hope
hidden parrot
Lowkey glad I’m far away on holiday and can’t watch the games… less painful to j...
Its so rude!! Maybe im being dramatic, but it also feels like the window is now closed
like they felt like they had something and were clicking and could go all the way. but their stars fucking lost it. And its like the first time i have ever felt that way as a rangers fan
they didnt even look like this the years they were contending with henrik
autumn remnant
joe ur orphaning wyatt and logan
gloomy dove
Maybe it was just me but the vibes were somber at the exit interviews
autumn remnant
no they were
tepid drum
Joe why did you have to make like Patrick and Joe
autumn remnant
the light in wyatts eyes was gone
Twitter
if a joke is funny PEOPLE LAUGH WYATT
this is not funny
tepid drum
NOOOO
autumn remnant
https://vxtwitter.com/wyjohnston/status/1798053922277667001?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RY...
thats my mutual i love them sm 💀
brave bolt
bro the edmonton bias has been wild to watch
florida is up 3-0 and you’d think mcdavid is running all over them
the panthers are going to be skating with the cup and the broadcasters are still going to be talking about how edmonton can come back and win
tepid drum
So they remember the last time a Canadian team has won the cup or no
(Is that mean?)
I’m a sharks fans so I’m here to be mean
autumn remnant
this beef is the funniest thing on the internet
stark hollow
It's such a random beef and it's great
hidden parrot
I’m unaware of this beef but I’ll say I’m on hanks side because fuck the panthers
autumn remnant
i ranked the NHL teams by if i could take their mascot in a fight
hidden parrot
lol do the rangers have a mascot? id put that in the how do you ever fight this thing category
hidden parrot
also i love that gritty has his own category because yes he definitly needs one
autumn remnant
yeah no gritty is not something i’m ever aggravating
brave bolt
i ranked the NHL teams by if i could take their mascot in a fight
not fighting iceburgh or carlton. real of you
however not putting thunderbug in too cute to fight is absolutely incorrect
i hate the lightning but this is just a lil guy
autumn remnant
okay fine but i still hate the lightning
hidden parrot
there should be an "on sight" category, because the way id throw hands immeditaly if i ever ran into the vegas golden nights mascot
tepid drum
i ranked the NHL teams by if i could take their mascot in a fight
Sharkie gonna haunt your dreams but fair for gritty
hidden parrot
now im going through and looking up everyone of these mascots to see if i agree with their placement lol
autumn remnant
(for the record i would beat chicago mascot's ass, but i refuse to fight it i have morals)
especially since i've seen it in person at united center
hidden parrot
the ducks mascot is scary looking lol
autumn remnant
it is, but it's also formerly disney-branded i don't think it knows violence
hidden parrot
i also agree, id beat the shit out of the bruins mascot
and the canes, why is their mascot a pig?
hidden parrot
a pig that looks like a rodent lol
autumn remnant
maybe it's carolina barbecue
autumn remnant
stinger! i think he's some kind of wasp
i have to stick up for cbj a bit they're my semi-local team
hidden parrot
i love how the Montreal Canadians mascot is just like a cartoon of a french canadian man
autumn remnant
and that's exactly why i'd win
hidden parrot
id put the st louis mascot in the to cute to fight category
also the canucks mascot is terrifying, put him in the on sight category for me, simply because hes freaky
sturdy hawk
Sharkie gonna haunt your dreams but fair for gritty
I told them it was disrespectful
brave bolt
stinger terrifies me
if i was a child in columbus i would be traumatized going to games (which well stinger wouldn’t be the only reason)
proud iris
i ranked the NHL teams by if i could take their mascot in a fight
Hold on you’re saying you could fight lightning??
proud iris
yeah no gritty is not something i’m ever aggravating
This is the wisest move
proud iris
(for the record i would beat chicago mascot's ass, but i refuse to fight it i ha...
This is also correct
autumn remnant
i hate the lightning but this is just a lil guy
this is the lightning mascot! @proud iris
and i could absolutely fight that
proud iris
this is the lightning mascot! <@904752084308598895>
I caught up and I agree
Continue 😂
proud iris
Wait does that mean the series is not over lol
My friend is an oilers fan, I’m sure he’s freaking out
spring totem
It is indeed not over
I have mixed emotions bc one of my close friends got fired by the panthers last year and the people in that org kinda suck but my husband grew up down the street from the arena 🫠
brave bolt
i cannot stand mcdavid so them staging this comeback will mean i will never know peace again
the pundits will never shut up about it
tepid drum
I’m so glad my hockey team has been so bad for many years and literally dead last this year. I don’t even know these names anymore. This is how I know peace and I feel for all of the pain the pundits will cause you.
Because they bothered me for years.
brave bolt
I’m so glad my hockey team has been so bad for many years and literally dead las...
oh rip dude you suffer with @sturdy hawk
tepid drum
brave bolt
i’m a penguins fan so i’m beginning the suffering years
tepid drum
Ah
brave bolt
i had a good run
tepid drum
you did
brave bolt
and now begins hell
tepid drum
Own it. Become stronger.
Fight the demons (las Vegas)
Funny when I started our biggest rival was Vancouver and King/Ducks and now it’s all Vegas
brave bolt
Twitter
hidden parrot
Tkachuk finally getting called for embellishing that the panthers have been doing all fucking playoffs
Honestly, I’d love mcdavid and the oilers to take it. He’s a generational talent who deserves to finally get his cup
And if the panthers win, I can find solace in the fact that my team lost to the champs.
hidden parrot
i’m a penguins fan so i’m beginning the suffering years
A small price to pay for your teams dynasty run lol I’m sure they’ll be back on their feet in no time, you’ve got a great GM
brave bolt
And if the panthers win, I can find solace in the fact that my team lost to the ...
i always find myself rooting for the team that beat mine if they make it to the cup
because exactly
brave bolt
Honestly, I’d love mcdavid and the oilers to take it. He’s a generational talent...
i know my take on mcdavid controversial so i’ll keep it to myself but i just hadn’t realized he’s really been in the league so long
hidden parrot
i always find myself rooting for the team that beat mine if they make it to the ...
It depends on the team for me I think. And Florida teams have had too much success over the recent years for me to want another win for them lol
I struggle to root for expansion franchises when my team is an original six has only has 4 cups. Like yall haven’t suffered enough to deserve this
brave bolt
i root for first time winners over the damn oilers
hidden parrot
i know my take on mcdavid controversial so i’ll keep it to myself but i just had...
Yeah, it’s been a while. I’m not like an oilers lover, theyve has enough success and honestly managed the team around Connor really poorly. but he’s got one more year with the oilers after this and it’d be nice to see him take it with the team that drafted him
proud iris
This is funny to read because I don’t Go Here (but I read most of the discord anyway because nosy as fuck) but I have been getting the wailing and thrashing from my friend the Oilers fan
It’s not that I thought everyone loved the oilers in particular or anything but it’s fun to see commentary that isn’t, like, screaming crying throwing up about how they are doing
autumn remnant
It’s not that I thought everyone loved the oilers in particular or anything but ...
oh trust me, i’m screaming crying throwing up BECAUSE i hate them
i would rather have vegas win again than this shit
and i hate vegas with a burning fucking passion
tepid drum
hands start shaking
brave bolt
i would rather have vegas win again than this shit
just even the media coverage for them is ridiculous
them being edmonton
brave bolt
the fact that i went the first 3 games watching florida run all over them and yet all they could say was omg edmonton should be winning
like???
autumn remnant
Why are they the it thing
connor mcfuckingjesus
tepid drum
https://x.com/br_openice/status/1803489145802858556?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time (I ignore east coast hockey because I’m at work during games)
Twitter
hidden parrot
Honestly that’s a great pick up, barclay came in clutch for us in the playoffs. Was one of the only players that showed up in the panthers series
autumn remnant
i'm done with this sport i swear to god
hidden parrot
I say that every year lol
brave bolt
i stopped watching
yeah i will not be watching game 7
stark hollow
tepid drum
Twitter
spring totem
I posted a happy message on insta bc I am happy for the team and for my husband and for the 7 years I watched this team in south florida but part of me also wants to be bitter on main lol
brave bolt
i’m thrilled by the result. pissed off for that conn smythe lmfao
spring totem
Watching Brady cry happy tears for Matthew 🥲😭😭😭
tepid drum
Lmao this came across my algorithm
sturdy hawk
Lmao this came across my algorithm
I was waiting got one of them to post😂
tepid drum
I figured with time zones Kyle would win
tepid drum
I was waiting got one of them to post😂
lol the streets (Twitter) said it was posted into the app by the admin team.
sturdy hawk
lol the streets (Twitter) said it was posted into the app by the admin team.
LOL that's the first thing I saw when I opened it
sturdy hawk
I know which company runs his stuff and it is indeed somone in east london if that narrows it down for you
tepid drum
I know which company runs his stuff and it is indeed somone in east london if th...
I knew it.
gloomy dove
More Kirkwoods I would say
And if you want to put Ryan Hunter Reay there too I wouldn’t be mad
brave bolt
Twitter
tepid drum
https://vxtwitter.com/cjzero/status/1806829534819307835?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw Joe’s beard has maintained status in retirement.
autumn remnant
what in the personal interest crossover????
hidden parrot
what in the personal interest crossover????
Omfg your honor, I love him
tepid drum
Twitter
sturdy hawk
Happy free agency day
Lance is a happy boy the Canadiens sign Slafkovsky for an 8 year deal
autumn remnant
oh 💀
tepid drum
Oh no
sturdy hawk
Interesting choices were made
sturdy hawk
YAS LFG
autumn remnant
A WIN FOR FEMINISM
autumn remnant
autumn remnant
Twitter
i don't even like the lightning but this feels weird
he kinda cute tho
Twitter
in the category "my heart is ripped out" for 1000, alex
tepid drum
in the category "my heart is ripped out" for 1000, alex
I’m dead
autumn remnant
i just can't
dusk shadow
I just passed max domi in a hotel hallway
autumn remnant
I just passed max domi in a hotel hallway
oh????
autumn remnant
ahhhh
autumn remnant
the most annoying person you know (me) is in shambles
rads and bish and klinger and kivi and seggy and roope and miro and pavs and robo!!!!!!
i miss these dorks (affectionate)
waaaaa
devout quest
omg hi everyone are there any fellow sharks fans here 🫣 missing my silly little team during the offseason
tepid drum
Yes they ruin my life
autumn remnant
omg hi everyone are there any fellow sharks fans here 🫣 missing my silly little...
hiya!!
devout quest
HIII
im unreasonably excited for hockey to come back LOL
tbh i just miss seeing sj sharkie on my screen ..
tepid drum
I watched so little of hockey last year. I spiraled with the hertl trade.
autumn remnant
me but with the dewar/duhaime and drysdale trades
and the jeff skinner buyout
a loss of whimsy everywhere
devout quest
honestly i am just so excited to see more of eklund .. i almosttt went to the game where he scored his hat trick i wish i'd gone there !
autumn remnant
ekky beloved
sturdy hawk
omg hi everyone are there any fellow sharks fans here 🫣 missing my silly little...
Hello
pulls out cheech jersey
gloomy dove
Omg can’t believe you pulled out the Pavs gif
sturdy hawk
https://tenor.com/view/san-jose-sharks-sj-sharkie-mascots-mascot-nhl-gif-1624601...
MY BOI
I have so many good stories about Sharkie
devout quest
OMG do tell please... i am just a little bit obsessed with sharkie
sturdy hawk
OMG do tell please... i am just a little bit obsessed with sharkie
I think my fav ones are the ones I've been told cuz I was a baby but, he used to walk around the tank with me after games while my dad was on ice. the one I do remember happening was when sharkie would come to my elementary school for our annual jog-a- thon and run with all the kids but cuz it was my mom who used to organize everything he used to terrorize me and some of my friends including but not limited to running half a lap with on of my guy friends hanging upside down off his arm😂
devout quest
oh my goodness that's precious 😭 he is a friend to all
sturdy hawk
yes sharkie and i go way back
tepid drum
I haven’t been to a sharks game in a couple years.
sturdy hawk
its been at least 10 for me and i do miss it a lot but i live in canes territory now
i still need to go to a game
sturdy hawk
wait did nbc land the nfl deal?
so we are going to have to get it anyways
this is so dumb
sturdy hawk
I have no idea what the deal is for us cuz we bounce around
hidden parrot
devout quest
i've learned that build a bear has NHL uniforms...
hidden parrot
That’s adorable
autumn remnant
i might not like her husband but miss lauren kyle can throw a wedding
hidden parrot
wow she slayed, these are gorg photos
autumn remnant
they're so fucking hot good lord
stark hollow
brave bolt
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/41053342/blue-jackets-winger-johnny-gaudreau-brother-matthew-die
oh my god
they were out riding bikes and got hit by a car
tepid drum
Their sister was getting married tomorrow 💔
brave bolt
Their sister was getting married tomorrow 💔
oh my god that’s horrible oh no
autumn remnant
and this wasn’t even the original post, it got leaked by a fucking journalist who phrased it like a fucking TRADE RUMOR
tepid drum
What the hell
autumn remnant
the original tweet, makes my blood fucking boil
hidden parrot
This is horrible!!!
autumn remnant
a positive update on this horrific situation: johnny’s brother’s gofundme has now reached over $400k, 13 times the original request 💙
stark hollow
A lot of us in the Bruins discord are doing donations to the Childrens Hospital where Johnny's wife, Meridith works at.
the NHL Reddit is heading more donations to the Ohio Mental Health Foundation.
autumn remnant
yep! i donated to the cbj foundation and the gofundme for madeline !!
autumn remnant
Twitter
cole.
cole please
cole you don't
ohhhhh my god
@brave bolt LAUR
IM SO
tepid drum
😭
autumn remnant
sports is so beautiful 🥹
brave bolt
<@409158793616818176> LAUR
omg 😭
autumn remnant
i dont know how but ive been roped into four fantasy leagues
tepid drum
All for hockey?
autumn remnant
yes
tepid drum
I always forget about fantasy hockey.
hidden parrot
Ooooofff that’s a lot, fantasy hockey was always too much for me to handle
autumn remnant
@hidden parrot your 2024 nhl media rep :)
hidden parrot
<@375028319533531136> your 2024 nhl media rep :)
Yaaaaaasss vinnnyyyyyyy t
I love that man
autumn remnant
brandon montour being the kraken media rep for this year is hilarious like yes here is this man who's been on the team all of two seconds parade him around for us
he looks so hot tho
hidden parrot
That arm tat though
brave bolt
https://x.com/ev_sporer/status/1835707642410418352?s=46 death taxes and sidney crosbys contract being $8.7 million
Twitter
hidden parrot
autumn remnant
it's officially hockey media day i'm in shambles
proud iris
My heavens, you don’t even have a visible wedge 💀
tepid drum
My heavens, you don’t even have a visible wedge 💀
But make it 2024.
I’m not remaking my meme.
Point stands.
proud iris
I think it only makes the point more effective tbh
tepid drum
True.
proud iris
It subtly implies this is not the first year of such despair
tepid drum
No it’s the 34th.
autumn remnant
I’m not crying at the 0.2% playoff chance. You are.
don't worry, i have a 0.6% chance we're in this together
tepid drum
don't worry, i have a 0.6% chance we're in this together
It’s fine I can say this about them I’m certified
I forgot I was wearing this hat today for my walks until like 5 min ago.
autumn remnant
my other teams have at least a 70% chance but i'm rooting for cbj extra hard
tepid drum
~~my other teams have at least a 70% chance but i'm rooting for cbj extra hard~~
Im such a one team loyalist im more of a hater
sturdy hawk
It’s fine I can say this about them I’m certified
GO SHARKS
tepid drum
UTAH HOCKEY CLUB IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE
tepid drum
Twitter
spring totem
It's giving Washington football team
tepid drum
It's giving Washington football team
That’s the vibes they were going after I’m 100 percent certain so they can get a feel for what their name should be.
spring totem
I have no suggestions for them, all I know about Utah is snow and Mormons
hidden parrot
is it bad i kind of like the Utah hockey club as their name?
i like the blizzard or the yetis
but will always vote for the utah soakers
tepid drum
Sometimes you have to let the fans decide but you can choose one of 3. I think the sharks was a fan vote but it actually in second place of the fan vote in 1990.
Blades was first but they were trying to overcome San Jose’s violent reputation — at the time.
Now it has a different reputation.
spring totem
Their minor league baseball team is the Bees.
so proud that an actual bee emoji came up when i searched bee
my sister and her classmates voted for the flying squirrels name
tepid drum
Im crying in the club
autumn remnant
this is so
autumn remnant
https://x.com/snipecity420/status/1844577194007494962?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84i...
oh......... 🥹
tepid drum
oh......... 🥹
tepid drum
At Least They Got A Point is Sharks Culture
cedar geyser
I think my last two years of passive fandom has prepared me for this year
I am locked in
Invested
tepid drum
I am locked in
🔒
autumn remnant
THEY BROKE THE BABY
tepid drum
THEY BROKE THE BABY
tepid drum
Sorry to Ducks fans but this tumblr post from at least 7 years ago now is my Roman Empire and I quote it to myself a lot
They also changed score bugs.
It’s easier to read further away on the smaller tv but damn
autumn remnant
Sorry to Ducks fans but this tumblr post from at least 7 years ago now is my Rom...
helpppp
tepid drum
That is what it looked like before. I have a lot of opinions shout score bugs and once sent so many scathing emails to NBC sports Bay Area that they fixed the giants one
autumn remnant
you know who i fucking hate
calgary
fuck those guys
(well, specifically pospisil)
tepid drum
I need to get my hate back. I fell away during grad school — only the giants kept me for those years — and so I lost my edge. It’s still there against Vegas but not Calgary yet.
autumn remnant
i hate calgary specifically the most right now because fucking pospisil landed this cheap ass hit on jamie drysdale and we thought he reopened his shoulder which kept him out for months
and jamie does NOT need that
proud iris
That is what it looked like before. I have a lot of opinions shout score bugs an...
This feels very you
autumn remnant
sam have you aligned with a hockey team this season
tepid drum
This feels very you
The contrast was LOW. ITS A 32 inch tv I CANT SEE SHIT WHOSE PITCHING HELL IF I KNLW
My team is being dumb again we are SO BACK
I’m gonna get to make an appearance at SAP this season. It’s been a couple years.
proud iris
sam have you aligned with a hockey team this season
I haven’t, cause I still don’t support my local team cause of the whole using traditionally marginalized groups as sports mascots thing
tepid drum
The Sharks should consider getting the puck to the other side of the ice.
I know this is breaking news.
autumn remnant
I haven’t, cause I still don’t support my local team cause of the whole using tr...
yeah no plus they just fucking suck lol
proud iris
lol
autumn remnant
as long as you don’t support vegas detroit calgary edmonton winnipeg or tampa we’ll be fine
tepid drum
https://tenor.com/view/dodgeball-strategy-bold-tactics-gif-9166664
They didn’t fucking do it and now they’re losing
tepid drum
as long as you don’t support vegas detroit calgary edmonton winnipeg or tampa we...
Also the Kings for old times take but also that’s Zak Browns favorite team.
autumn remnant
i don’t hate the kings but i don’t love em either
tepid drum
They’ve had too much affiliation with the dodgers for me to not be negative about them.
You know what team is just there? Columbus.
Seattle is new for me I haven’t watched them before. How are we feeling about them
autumn remnant
columbus 🥺
autumn remnant
Seattle is new for me I haven’t watched them before. How are we feeling about th...
i like the kraken!! they’re very friendly vibes
proud iris
as long as you don’t support vegas detroit calgary edmonton winnipeg or tampa we...
The problem is I am sympathetic to Edmonton because I have a dear friend who lives there and is a lifelong oilers fan
I’m not going so far as to say I support them
tepid drum
How about Seattle they’re new
autumn remnant
seattle’s good
tepid drum
We are deciding for you Sam
autumn remnant
you should get into columbus though too cause they’re my local team and they could use the support
hold on lemme grab pinterest
tepid drum
And they’re in a better time zone for him.
autumn remnant
yeah west coast fans are a different breed
tepid drum
It’s fine watching teams east of you. It’s maximum sports per day. It’s when watching west of you it’s the problem.
autumn remnant
we got my son adam fantilli
tatted goalie elvis merzlikins
tate-mcrae’s-ex cole sillinger
captain boone jenner 🫡
my little princess kent johnson 🥹
also the funny thing about columbus right
they’re in ohio
so osu-michigan is big rivalry
FIVE players on columbus went to michigan 💀
tepid drum
That’s all?
tepid drum
Twitter
This is the Jets broadcast isn’t it. The accent on buddy made me think they were from the Canadian plains.
Twitter
Dear LORD THE UNIVERSITY OF OREGON IS DEAD.
tepid drum
Twitter
near tree
You know what team is just there? Columbus.
I saw them on Saturday v Colorado! Great game if you’re a Columbus fan.
near tree
Seattle is new for me I haven’t watched them before. How are we feeling about th...
Love them. They’re my home team, so I adore them for that. but Boston kind of always has my heart bc that was the first team I watched
tepid drum
Twitter
tepid drum
Now you know.
Some are on the top. Some are on top left. Some are on the bottom. Some are bottom right. Just. To. Mess. With. You.
proud iris
This is one of those things that is so vague someone just has to know what I'm talking about or no one will get it at all, but does anyone else who watches NFL football know/remember the scorebug (using my new word!) that, actually, might still be active now, I don't have over the air channels anymore so I don't know, where the timeouts were on top of the box in a very annoying way and it felt like you should pick them off with your finger
Or was that just me and my ex 😂
brave bolt
WHY IS IT IN SO MANY PLACES
there are many regional networks basically
proud iris
but whyyyy
tepid drum
Everyone gotta do their own things. There’s no 100 percent monopoly just a really big one but then national games do their own things.
brave bolt
but whyyyy
it’s the same for baseball
tepid drum
They
Have
Not
proud iris
I will write a strongly worded letter
tepid drum
It’s also in baseball because hockey teams and baseball teams share RSNs because there’s very little overlap. Sharks are with Oakl… Sacramento. 🥲
tepid drum
Sharks doing their thing again in the skills competition @autumn remnant
autumn remnant
ah
well
i was lowkey happy cause i'm a stars fan
but you guys have ty dellandrea now!!!
delly taco 🌮 ❤️
and he scored his first goal against us 😭
did make me laugh
me rn
IT WORKED
MICHKOV HATTY
hidden parrot
love a goalie goal
tepid drum
Goalie goal and then goalie fight are my two favorite things.
autumn remnant
me at this damn flyers game
tepid drum
Hockey has forsaken me
tepid drum
Twitter
hidden parrot
Instagram
i know its cause edstrom came out of no where and they want to make sure rempe gets playing time, but this still makes me sad
but at least well get to see him in hartford now!
autumn remnant
@tepid drum me about the game tonight
tepid drum
<@938087949088727070> me about the game tonight
tepid drum
holy what the HUH
Amazing work everyone
brave bolt
https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1849998761008767053?t=doZ_Km5Osyy9MEjuh9is8g&s=...
he’s trying so hard. so so hard
my boy
he’s just a boy
NO ONE ELSE IS HELPING HIM
autumn remnant
he’s trying so hard. so so hard
like HELLO?????
autumn remnant
he’s trying so hard. so so hard
he faced 50 shots he needs a gun
brave bolt
he faced 50 shots he needs a gun
and what did the rest of them do in support
NEXT TO NOTHING
autumn remnant
he needs to kill their entire defense
tepid drum
Twitter
I have less than 20 minutes of ice time in my life and I’m gonna go play for the sharks.
autumn remnant
@tepid drum sharkies gonna shark
autumn remnant
LAMOAAOO
no i cant talk leafs tickets are like.
well
we're not gonna talk about it
tepid drum
<@938087949088727070> HEY WHATS FOING ON
They put the game on espn plus im not allowed to know
I told them no juice boxes after the game if they didn’t win that’s what happened.
It worked!
autumn remnant
we're in OT now im biting my hair
ALEXANDER WENNBERG IM KISSING YOU O NTHE MOUTH
POWER PLAY GOAL
autumn remnant
juiceboxes for all!!!!!!!!!!
autumn remnant
waouhh
near tree
My mom will not let me forget that the Canucks are outranking the Kraken again
It’s not like that’s unusual. I love the Kraken but they’re… not great
But we have a great mascot who dressed up like both a ghost and Deadpool for the halloweekend game 🙃
near tree
Theyre learning 😂
sturdy hawk
I have beef with lululemon
Mainly why they haven't picked up Mac or will so we can have cute sharks merch but also why is it so expensive 😫
cedar geyser
Twitter
tepid drum
Sharks?
tepid drum
I fell asleep early last night.
autumn remnant
I fell asleep early last night.
tepid drum
Twitter
