#Hockey
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I just got a jump scare from that
Sid in a caps jersey made me sick so we’re even
INTRODUCING CAPTAIN QUINN!
Quinn Hughes has been named the 15th Captain in Canucks History!
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Hughes brothers taking over the NHL. Gotta love it
slay king
Great day to bring this back
Seeing all the arena’s get painted for the start of the season is making me so excited
Blues fan here! Excited for the season to get started!!
I love when teams send their AHL teams for pre season road games. That’s the reason they lose 10-0
I’m actually disgusted and pissed off rn
The language in this is soooooo bad
I knew the Stars-Wild games would be chippy but this is insane
i really do need to know what happened
apparently he got in a fight with bédard in practice
rumors about corey perry and bedards mom
you know how bad you have to be to get that organization to actually fire you for moral reasons
i need someone to snitch
cmon
i need to know what actually happened
i hate the term puckbunny for do so many reasons. but this tweet is accurate https://vxtwitter.com/chelssweezy/status/1729582157973110961?s=46
old hockey tumblr would have the gossip right away
one of my former mutuals on tumblr used to post sidney crosby thirst posts and now she’s a penguins beat reporter. never give up kids
I’ve been trying to catch up on this and im still so lost
The fact that it’s the Blackhawk’s and they got rid of him makes men think it’s something a lot worse that possible sleeping with bedards mom
so they said it didn’t involve another player or a players family member
that’s all they are able to say tho at this point
you can tell davidson is pissed they can’t stop convo around their new star player. it’s not going to make bedard want to stay there when there’s already been reports he’s not happy there
they should have never been able to draft him in the first place i feel bad for the kid
That team just feels so rotted and nothing will change that in my mind.
agreed
has been the whole time i’ve been watching
and that’s been a long ass time now
What’s worse is that it seems like Perry was there to be a mentor to bedard and this is how it is going
Like even if he didn’t sleep with him mom I do believe it has something to do with him, it’s the only reason they would act this fast
i mean, their history not dealing with the whole assistant coach thing also probably motivated such a quick response
That could be true, I just have a hard time believing that since they essentially got a slap on the wrist for that and then got the first overall pick.
TRISTAN JARRY FIRST GOALIE IN PENS HISTORY TO SCORE A GOAL
Me before opening:aww shit here we go
Me after opening: holy shit his pr need a raise
literally my exact reaction
Anyone else watching the hughes brothers face off?
QUINNS FACE WHEN JACK BLOCKED HIM ICB 😭
they’re trading my boy :(
He refused to sign with Philly
every team i love is either winning or has won 🎉
anybody watching the pwhl?
nice! lost drysdale to philly so </3
oh i just switched to philly when he got traded lmfao
i’ve been trying to find where to watch it but i haven’t had much luck
They stream them on YouTube
i don't even know which team to support since i'm not from the U.S 😭
i feel that i picked montreal cause im from the dmv and could never pick boston or new york
AHAHAH my reasoning for watching pwhl
no literally because all of my favorite nhl players are like
extremely specific
and then there’s women
I love how Calgary has become the bar
Lol. This was more a joke of how the Leafs seem to implode on themselves during the season
Like how they blow leads and cannot win in regulation this season
2 of the names listed in the initial Hockey Canada investigation have submitted for and been granted indefinite personal leave for the time being
neither organization will comment further but it seems we are getting closer to having names from the case
oh man
Ya. One of those players….yikes. Because there’s been a lot of talk about them and how they’re playing well but every single media person is like it’s so so risky to trade them because of all the investigation stuff surrounding them. I do hope the people that were complicit are reprimanded and get the punishment they deserve but idk if I have hope because of past actions by the league
Ontario police has called for them to surrender themselves
at least one more player has taken a leave
two more per one team
I’m just praying it’s not Jake bean
There was a sixth who witnessed but didn’t directly commit any acts
yeah i remember hearing that
Alex formenton was granted leave from the Swiss league to go to Canada
Not looking good for him
oooof
i’m not gonna lie i hadn’t heard of any of them besides carter and that’s because i got into the flyers because of jamie d
margaritaville into law and order
no but honestly it’s so demoralizing as a fan
like i just want these people to not do these things
It’s especially gross because they were juniors at the time
we know its not cale he out right denied and claimed he didn't know anything about it until articles surfaced
the one who witnessed and did nothing imo should be held accountable and known to the public
my personal opinion
agreed
it’s one thing to do it but to watch and do nothing…. my blood is boiling just thinking about it
There is one thing I don't understand about the case tho
why would they reopen something 4 years later on the grounds that they finally got a warrant to search the hotel room of a dismissed case? that would only be beneficial assuming that the hotel room had been labeled a crime scene for the 4 years prior, but I don't think they would hold a location for that long considering no charges were laid and the case was dismissed the first time.
something just seems off from the investigative side
Rick Westhead form TSN and one other TSN writer (I think) have covered this
I’ll recommend reading their stuff on it
Westhead was the one that broke the beach stuff
I read a few tsn articles about it and the original hearing docs
those are public btw
hearing for an independent investigation
i don’t know enough about criminal investigations but my feel on it is if there wasn’t enough evidence to push this forward these players would not be being called in to surrender to police
I get that and I totally want this girl to get her justice and have closure. The logical part of my brain (the spock in me if you will) doesn't understand why they didn't hand out charges the first time around? and why 4 years later they suddenly have enough evidence to do so. There is a hole in the time line and for some reason I need to know what is missing
all i know is a lot of these cases take a long time
but i haven’t read enough on this one
The London police is gonna do a press conference on feb 5th so hopefully there will be more insight given on the investigation
forgot to send but this happened
giggles
ROYAL WEDDING OF CANADA
She so stunning (and he’s there)
Omg I forgot they were married
Now it makes sense why she’s the celeb captain for the PWHL 3 v 3 showcase
tessa and her wag fr
they’ve been charged
😭 not you too
I'm still working on that guide I promise
Is it ok if I message you ?
Message sent🫶🏻🫶🏻
my favorite part of hockey is when they get sent to the timeout room
Sin bin, naughty boy box
The best goal tender is the post
hockey is my number one always even if my caps are doing so bad it’s sad
i was raised in a multisport house but hockey is the one i chose to play
even tho the rest of my fam didn’t watch
Hockey used to be 2 for me.
hockey has been in my life literally since day 1 😭 i guess its a good thing that i like it
I became a hockey fan last year when the badgers sucked and tickets were cheap. Haven’t missed a game this season
My Canadian boss wants me to pick an NHL team before the playoffs but how do I tell this 53 year old man that Mat Barzal has me in a chokehold
oh sweet pea😭 they aren't going to make it into the play offs at this rate so he may not accept that answer
rn its the leafs and the red wings
You say that. There’s no one way to be a fan
And if he makes you feel bad about it. Respectfully, fuck him
LITERALLY
I support like 4 teams and a multitude of players you don't have to just like one team and you don't have to like a team at all if you don't want to OR you can like all the teams! it literally doesn't matter
He is from Montreal so I was told no leafs or bruins
we do it together
I’m waiting to see who makes it and then I’ll pick a bandwagon
well the leafs are the ferrari of the NHL and the buins are like a reverse 2023 mclaren so I actually think hes saved you there ngl
Who is left
Geographically Minnesota makes the most sense because I will not root for chicago sports teams
real. saved from leafs pain
would you be interested in flightless bird pain instead?
coture
i will spread my penguins agenda every day
thats no fair you have the ultimate dilf
never said i played fair babe
Is the ultimate dilf Crosby? Because I’m sat and ready to hear your pitch
🫨
Dallas (I’m biased), Vancouver, Colorado are all very very good
Arizona is super fun to watch
i plead the fifth
VANCOUVER IS ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE
Except being a Coyote’s fan is the ultimate pain
ALL HAIL CAPTAIN QUINNIFER
Jersey is also super you g and fun even though they are kind of bad rn
nah i think the sharks have ya beat this year
The Sharks broadcast has a drinking game when Randy drops a DESERT DOGS
not rn
do you want a team with history. with feel good stories. with (maybe not the fun young ones that @sturdy hawk is trying to shove on you) but a loveable team with a fun fan base do i have the team for you
I will always push my southern hockey market agenda
Florida is a great pick
But I personally root for Dallas who are also very very good
Last time the Avs went to the cup I rooted for them because that was Ross Lynch’s team lol
shove is so harsh... i prefer lovingly shove because we need other people to experience our pain
you can experience pain with the old guys too
ill never forgive you for taking joey from us
He chose Dallas
Idk what to tell you
What can I say people like playing in places they can golf year round
I waiting to see if any badgers from this season will go pro (I doubted it but these boys are my children)
You know you’ve gotten older when the athletes go from being potential husbands to my actual children
thats not how trading works but ok lovie
I know. I was messing with you
But I’ve watched so many isles games already I’m invested
i’m really sorry for your loss
but atleast you have barzal
I can’t do vancouver because I’m a Dodger fan and I can only do one west coast timezone
Wait didn’t he sign as a free agent
i really tried to watch the isles game on thursday but they dropped so many passes and turned over so many times that i turned it off
I’ll add the penguins to the game alerts I get so I can tune in next time
being a free agent just means your contract was up and they can trade you without having to pay out
They play tonight against the Kraken but both schools I went to have basketball games so I’m going to have to pick
also if youre not retiring you will take whatever is offered to you
Okay this is text and I can’t tell you’re tone but it feels a little condescending. But I was replying more to your comment about how he was traded
I know how hockey business works if you wanted to know
I'm not trying to be condescending if thats the way you interpret something I do apologize
I’ll keep you updated on what team I pick
I’ve taken all these thoughts into consideration
But as of right now I’m team Wisconsin lol
not me having to thing if wisconsin had a team 😭 shows you how well im doing today
I mean they got the Nashville minor league team
I have to refresh my knowledge of AHL for the guide
I know the wolves cuz my dad was one
but my memory sucks on where the rest of them are located
Lololol my bad- team UW Madison
I was gonna say that next
I thought it might have been them if the badgers have a hockey program but if they do there hasn't been a draft from there in a minute
Cole Caulfield is the most recent
There is a guy on the Rangers that I believe was got called up in 2020
I think currently on the team only one of the guys is drafted and its to the isles
don't tell my little that I forgot that he was a badger😭 hes her favorite. I have sinned
I’m really sad there is only one home series left but I have high hopes we will host a big 10 tournament game
I think I’m going to buy season tickets for next season
He came to games all the time last year (or two years ago?) to see his brother
thats right theres a another caufield
If you are ever in Madison I’ll be more than happy to take everyone to hockey games
don't tempt me
Brock Caufield is unfortunately not as good as his brother
part of me wants to look at jobs up there so I can be surrounded by hockey
I want to go to either chicago or the northeast to be surrounded by all sports
I’m a baseball girlie first, hockey and football second
But my hate of chicago sports is challenging
Same.
Don’t do it.
COLEY!!!
@north mirage good choice on the avs btw
My tiktok algorithm has learned of my new obsession tho and all I get are Maty B edits
Chef’s kiss
For my birthday my friend photoshopped him into a picture with me 😂 I posted it on my story and my mom immediately called me to ask who the man was
the avs are a decent choice but i always recommend the caps over anyone else
they have nathan mackinnon and cale makar !!!!!!!!!
I was a baseball girlie in college because they were the team that I loved working with the most and at that time my parents had season tickets for the A's but Hockey has always been the family sport both of my parents played
they have a good recent history and they aren't controversial! its a solid choice
my men fr
SIDIFFERRRRR
hockey thighs save lives\
You can't even see them in this photo😭
He’s a penguin so he’s on my distain list
ass doesn't rhyme with anything and that's what i was going for so
Why cuz they took Karlsson from us?
You can barely see an ass
good god
You need to upgrade your photo library for your needs padawan
Oh wait
Is Ted lasso
That would be Geno
now sid.
just went into cardiac arrest
You didn't wait
we broke tas
Mercer no do not kill her
That's literally the same year
Oop uhhh sid doesn't do commitment
Like we are half convinced he's afraid of being seen in any romantic situation
absolutely cackling at this
||... he is they own us every time we step to them...
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||We get a royal spanking every damn time||
honestly though i think flyers will get to playoffs
Nahhh since when ??
it's sidney crosby you would do the same thing

I’m still at work and this is dangerous
Ngl I don't pay attention to their private lives unless I know them personally so
and the sun article is from december so pretty recent too
We believe the sun?
Thank you
god i need him so bad
thanks for doing my propaganda for me
you know who is my all time favorite most hottest bestest boy though
yeah okay mathew you slut (affectionate)
He's lucky he's pretty because his play has SUCKED recently
ok but you send sid and you don’t sent kris letang
I DONT HAVE KRIS PHOTOS
I will not
THERE IS A VIDEO OF HIM HUGGING A CHILD THAT HAS ME DEAD
kris letang is soooooo
Gotta have that flow
HES LITERALLY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
You have a lot of loves of you're life 😅
Sorry my phone had a heart attack
karlsson wanted to leave. to be honest you can have him back
It was too many messages coming in.
it's the autism i can't help it
i like him
RUDE I WOULD TAKE THEM BACK I LOVE HIS KIDS SM IT HURTS
his kids are not on the ice babe
They are the cutest trick or treaters
if he could start doing something on ice then i’m good
I can't help you there
heyyyyyyy leooooo twirls hair
He was our allstar last year but the bar was low
maybe i do have a thing for germans
yeah okay true
Whether they admit it or not
that’s so real
he’s on my list tbh
tom wilson is number 1 in my heart tho
my fav always
Rat man 😍
the man who made the nhl have to clarify that you cannot lick other players
the og ratman
NHL has so many rules
Brad Marchand is back to his usual antics after he licks Ryan Callahan after a scrum in Game 4 between the Bruins and Lightning.
Today is Brad's 1000th game
lauks did NOT come to play😭
💖 125 🔁 22
Jakub Lauko is an amazing Twitter follow
Just some guys having fun. 😂
💖 379 🔁 39
Colorado! Adopt the Avs and Cale Makar!!
Love Maty waiting until I publicly simp for him to put up a terrible performance
This was not great. But the last few games after the ASG he’s been probably one of the best players on that team
@cedar geyser he might notve played well but he did get his masters in serving cunt so we got these
Happy valentines day! You should get 2 minutes for tripping cuz I just fell for you
Curious on everyone’s thoughts on this, accurate?
I’m not sure if they’re playing for lottery picks or to be disbanded
(Derogatory to Sharks)
Personally i think its mostly accurate but there are a few I would swap around
the bottom 4 are always playing for lotto picks at this stage
they all claim to be in rebuild
as a Winnipeg Jets and Boston Bruins game, 100% accurate
the caps are so sad but so accurate
i fear it’ll be several more years before lord stanley’s impressed again
“How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains (second deck)?”
1118
Im a simp first
Finally watching a rangers game because i have been avoiding/hockey is hard to keep up with. I am confident every time I watch I make them do bad. Heard how good they were doing today so I turned it on, the moment I did the canadiens score
I swear I’m cursed lol
lmfao that’s me but for baseball
Me with American football...
Look it’s been rough for us sharks okah
But the Califin jersey 🔥🔥🔥
I LOVE THIS MAN
sorry super late 😂😂
But Sid, flower and Jordan are reasons I’m a penguins fan
This picture always takes me out
It has the same effect on everyone I've come across
I’m so sad I missed simp for Sid and Kris moment
Also not this being how I find out sid has dated someone for 15 years? Still don’t believe it but damn okay kid
I’m still not sure tbh HOWEVER my views have been changed on plausibility that we never see her lol
Yes very much so
You were 3 15 years ago which is wild to think about for me 😭
she’s a very nice person i’ve met her once when i worked with the team
That’s always nice to hear that someone is nice
Sid said my life is private! But I’ll give y’all me and Geno content
we love bromance content more anyways
Here have sid with puppies
all smiles at family skate ❤️ #NHL #hockey #StadiumSeries
Not the nhl soft launching jacks relationship
Oops
NHL: so you what had happened
i’m sure twitter and tiktok will be appropriately normal about this for sure
Oh toooottallly
Totally normal nothing to see here.
On today’s edition of Maria’s hockey journey we have Isles vs Rangers at 2 pm cst !!
Lmk if anyone will be joining this journey
OHH
i will be watchinggg
I watched last night idk if I'll watch today since I hate one team and tolerate the other
Why do they do this to us
pens are gonna embarrass themselves infront of jagr this afternoon
I should just change it to 2023-2024 meme.
I made that in 2020 lmao me
I will be pregaming with this https://youtu.be/SgydYBCPyyk?si=sAYOdhu1WynVNDFg
NHL BTS: 2024 NHL All-Star gives viewers backstage access to the 2024 Rogers NHL All-Star Red Carpet, the Tim Hortons NHL All-Star Player Draft and the Canadian Tire PWHL 3-on-3 Showcase. Fans get the chance to re-live the action of NHL All-Star Skills from a new vantage point, hearing all 12 All-Star Skills competitors mic’d up as they compete ...
Auston my love
Good choice.
Ive fallen more in love with my boy
I will!!
Let’s go rangers!
Man it’s fucking crazy that a hockey game that’s a 3 pm stadium series and is an ODR game which is the most fun way to play hockey the weekend after football ends is blacked out
Grow the game but also we’re going to make it nearly impossible for you to watch some of the best rivarlies legally
They’re also as bad as MLB in that regard.
These uni’s are 🔥🔥
Lou said absolutely not fun at all will be had with the entrance guys and NO BEARDS
I think because the Devils are the actual home team and they dressed up (or down in last night’s case)
The islanders are technically the home team for this game
They weren’t allowed to do anything special because that’s Lou Lamoriello style. Hockey is all business, no play.
that man annoys me tremendously
Genuinely still shocks me he’s not retired. Man is an absolute dinosaur
I like the pageantry of todays game better than yesterday’s
But… does today have the Jonas Brothers preforming
Okay so both teams showed up in NYPD cruisers and FDNY engines
Rangers did it better though
They did the Fire engines?
Nah they walked in with officers and firefighters and wore NYPD and NYFD jerseys
lol omfg Patrick Roy is now the islanders coach? What a Lou move
Absolute legend Rempe!!
I don't think so
I was joking about how yesterday was better. Not because of the matchup but the Jonas Brothers
Match up today is better if you ask me, but I’m v disappointed in the lack of jo bros
I thought you were asking a genuine question
The match up today is more intense cuz the rivalry is more intense
And they haven't met in over a year
Oh no. I just liked the pageantry with the Jets, Giants and AJR better then last night
Dont need to tell me that lol, I have been a rangers fan all my life
Me too
Lol fair enough
But I get it. They are from Jersey so they’d preform in the Devils game
Loved the giants jets players appearances, especially Tommy cutlets
I saw that was awesome lol
But…itd be cool to see a player do that today
I’d love it
Come on Laf
FUCK
see what did I say the other day? When I watch they are terrible!
I’m cursed, 100%
Ok I apologize, I may have chirped the islanders like a week ago in here and said it was unwatchable....
MATT IM SORRY
Clearly you're in here somewhere
I think you know the solution
Mat Barzal is imo one of the best playmakers in the league
People just don’t recognize him as such because of his team
To bad he plays for the islanders
Or on the flip side Matt I'm glad you're now motivated
Something something coaching systems and players adapting better
I love that the tout all this stuff about hockey guys being tough and then you see them slapping each others hands away like kindergartners
watching jagr’s jersey retirement 🥺
BOYS THE HORN HAS BLOWN! RELEASE!
So happy for him
YAAASSS
I wish I had more to continue to the convo other than look at my boy go!!
Yeah that was rough
2026 ALLSTARS TAKE LONG ISLAND
Lol the islanders hosting the all star game, what a destination
Ok that feels a bit Manhattan charged there long Island is a nice place 😂
Have you been to long island?
Yes my family is from there and some still live there
It's the armpit of the tristare area
Yeah at least Staten is part of NYC technically
Only good part of long island is the Hamptons and you have to be a millionaire to enjoy that part
Okay… I don’t think we should be shitting on where people live
Also, the chose UBS because it’s one of the newer arenas and is actually a really cool venue
So I have until 2026 to marry Maty and bring you all with me 🫡
I wish you luck soldier
Okay, cool venue but like that's all. There's a major lack of close safe accommodations in the area and like nothing else but going to the game to do
Also this + the world cup, who decided metlife was the place to be? 😂
Sn of a bitch, this team fucking sucks. Now I remember why I stopped watching
I’m not saying I’m the isles good luck charm buuut
That's kinda the point... you're not supposed to do anything but go to the game during an allstar weekend
I mean…is the all star game really the place to be in the first place
Don't get me started on that... but also not the correct channel
Exactly that, so at least make it in a fun place for the players and fans
Wait so you don't like the allstar game?
🤷♀️
Lol people like the all star game?
I mean I do think they did a way better job this year but there’s always this thing of no one wants to be there
Yeah... people love the allstar game it's the only time you're going to see all the stars and best players play on one team
Especially not the players
Idk. I’m ambivalent about the all star game. But especially in recent years when it’s not always the best players wanting to be there
How do you know the players don't want to be there ? Do you know them? Did they say that ? Cuz as far as I know they can turn down the invitation. Anyone whose there wants to be there
This year for sure was a step up. Guys actually tried (except Nikita Kucherov) but for the most part it’s whatever to me
It's like pretty well known that the players don't like the all star game
I don't think any athlete in any sport do
I've literally never heard that
Sure they'll go and have a good time, but they'd all very much rather have a vacation
It ruins their summer break.
That
It doesn't happen during the summer break
Im using summer as their halfway point
Not as the actual season
Their halfway break
There’s literally no need to be this aggressive
So the least the NHL can do is have it in a good warm weather destination that people want to travel too
But what everyone else said. That’s the reason why
In the video I sent earlier they seemed to have a good time 🤷🏼♀️ but I also wont pretend to know what these guys feel, I can barely decipher what the men I do know feel
LETS GOOOO BREAD 🍞 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
I'm sure they make the most Iof it, but for the 15+ years of hockey content and player interviews I have consumed, the general feeling seems to be “id rather be on vacation”
Except Jeremy Swayman. He seemed very excited to be there
I think the NHL should just pick a permanent location for The all star game like the nfl does
nikita was one of the funniest parts of the game he was drunk off his ASS 😭😭😭
i think if they let the players collaborate more (cough cough mcdavid cough cough) and let everyone play instead of just the twelve it would be better
Honestly I think the fact that they haven't been allowed to play in the Olympics too has had a major impact as well
The attitudes towards the all star game got much more negative once that changed
yeah that’s important too, because i feel like if they were allowed to do the olympics then it would be more fun to do the asg
Totally and it means so much more, especially to the European players
considering pasta’s reaction to the four nations tournament i agree 💀
Like they are gonna force them to play in the all star game but then also can't represent their country on The worlds stage? Hell no
the fact that they get to do it now though!!!
Yes so excited
Though I will say the lack of NHLers did provide a great boost for the woomens game and did make the means games more interesting
Not just Canada us domination
goooaaaaaaallllllll
VINNIE TTTTTT MY GUYYYYY
These feel like some soft calls
Yeah that was soft, but still tripping
Yes. I was more confused with the hooking on Barzal
WOOOOOO LETS GOOOO OUR POWER PLAY IS UNSTOPPABLE
That’s my favorite
Aren’t y’all glad you joined me in this game
Boo
I love winning, but I especially love winning when it’s against the islanders
Coworker - “why the islanders?”
Me - “Idk Mat Barzal is cute”
Coworker- “I bet we can find you cute guys on other teams”
🤣
He is a blue jackets fan and he then goes “did you even give their roster a chance?!”
I love Kirill Marchenko. That dude is the happiest most adorable Russian I’ve ever seen
I agree with your coworker. There are many other, many cuter hockey players lol
Hey! No Mat Barzal slander here 🙂
I’m sorry, he’s an islander, as a rangers fan it’s my job to slander him
I met someone at a game who was like I choose my team every year based off who I find cute and I was like mad respect sister
ADAM FANTILLI!!!!!!
i love him
but anyways
https://x.com/sanjosesharks/status/1759729880076607532?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw sharks admin plz
Start giving me money
He's the gate way boy
AHHAHAAHAHAHA😭
The way to do it lol. How I picked my f1 team tbh
he may not have won but he served cunt
hockey was one of the sports i didn’t research before i started watching so i was slightly sad when all the hot players were on other teams (except tom wilson <3)
I love you for always providing me with the content I need
i live to serve
HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR DRAFT PICK THIS YEAR THOUGH
the silly 🫶🏻
i knowwww i love him
it’s crazy to me that all the newer players are 1-2 years younger than me now
it’s so strange
i always forget about nic dowd somehow but damn that man is so pretty
I totally didn't even recognize ryan 😭 that took me a hot minute
Mmm what is this mans full name and age
Although if he was a recent draft I should just go ahead and assume he is too young
2005 baby
that’s a whole 2 years younger than me i keep forgetting that i’m like turning 21 not just turned 20
ryan beloved
@brave bolt my boy plays against your boys tonight!
congrats on the win
also thank you for the reminder i have to watch the pens tonight 🫠
people's princess fr
LOOOOOLLLL
i know its a meme but the absolute delusion of Toronto Maple Leafs fans to even have the thought to make this joke is my favorite thing
@cedar geyser
Look its my new necklace!
MARIA || me too ||
MARIA DONT MAKE ME GET THE HOSE
My hockey crush has always been and will forever been henrik lundqvist
Absolutely not lol
and what did i say
it’s been exhausting to be a pens fan
Yall has some great years there though
😂😂 Y'all had your turn. as a fan whose team last won in 1993, I struggle to find sympathy for your fandom
i haven’t won since 67 i am truly suffering
once joseph woll comes back we’re winning the cup trust
I say it with the most love in my heart.
Toronto seems to be the one other original six franchise I don't absolutely despise, ill root for them in the playoffs once the rangers inevitably loose. I love how yall stick behind your team no matter how devastating it can be, similar to Buffalo Bills fans
@cedar geyser providing the goods 🫡
That last pic is the face when he opens his dms from me
new reaction pic just dropped
im actually dying
me when the leafs don't give me a belt pic with kniesy woller or mitch
HES NOT DEAD WHY AM I EVEN SAD
Ngl my favorite reactions are from the Bruins server
A sticker story in 2 parts
And our game good luck is just spamming Fredys face
HAHAHAHAHA
i would pay good money
AUSTON FUCKING MATTHEWS
i’ve adopted another one
rasmus dahlin ive grown incredibly fond of u and while there are no sexual urges u remind me of a boy i once picked apples with in papas orchard
hahah omg rasmus, so blonde you cant see his eye brows
i love him so bad 😭
hes very talented, too bad hes stuck in buffalo
this picture gives me fernando vibes
lindy ruff i need your head on a stick
Mwhahahahahaha
That escalated quickly 🥶
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I like how they put their heights in the corner before the fight.
Matt Rempe I am in love with you
jack hughes it seems i’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom i once picked apples with in papa’s orchard
Did y’all see my boy last night? 10/10
they did this for me i fear
Me
there it is
I forgot about my hockey journey these past two weeks but I’m back baby
Going to a UW game tomorrow
Yay!
It’s exciting if they get 5 points they take the Big10 !!
BOSTON?????
Plz
Seattle Kraken reporting on the Bahrain GP
SEATTLE KRAKEN X F1 🏎️ #SeattleKraken #f1
RIP badgers lost
Rip
It was such an embarrassing loss too
teehee
Badgers were fucking undefeated with me in attendance until I said it. They lost friday and won last night when I wasn’t there
I can’t believe I watched that
But Jesus. Wyatt Johnston and Logan Stankoven
They truly willed that win
Me: don't get excited...
also Me: SUCK IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
LORD STANLEY HOW BOUT THAT
The Sharks bullpen is bad!
do not question it just jump up and down like 3 times and walk the other way! do not give it recognition and it will continue
Let Sharkie Play 2024
I think the San Jose sharks are a psyop against me
no one talk to me
i’m going to spend the entire day crying
jake guentzel i’m sorry
i miss you king
Laur look away!! But one of my badger sons to the penguins !! Cruz Lucius !! I am so proud
i’m just so sad about him
also those conditional picks are not happening lmfaoooo
like please
the trade deadline hurt me
i know he’s struggling but still
😭
this is so mean
the canes took Orlov too
they’re stealing all my caps
Im expecting the sharks to get rid of everything not bolted down
Certainly feels like that what they should be doing
They’ve needed to do it for several years
I’m riding the Macklin Celebrini to the sharks train hard
Anthony Duclair has already been traded to Tampa
Yeah that’s what I saw first
They should trade Tomas Hertl too, idk if they will though
And idk who wants him
Also he’s hurt rn
He hasn’t been well all season
That’s sad. I actually think he’s a good player
Other than him and Duclair I could not tell you anyone else on that team. Except for the goalies who aren’t being traded for some reason
Me neither and I’ve followed for years
this trade deadline makes me want to throw up
first bo to the sabres, then dewey to the avs, AND NOW TYLER TOFFOLI TO WINNIPEG FOR FREE??????
the devils NEED vets
THEIR CAPTAIN IS ONLY 25 FOR CHRISSAKES
THEIR A IS TWENTY-TWO
??? Toffoli to Winnipeg? That's free money.
A goal scorer to a defense first team is certainly a choice
Winnipeg has a good team they just need more offensive people
It was a joke kind of, it’s a good move it’s just a little confusing because Rick Bowness cares more about defense than offense
But it’s a good pickup for basically giving up nothing
It reminds me of how the Islanders were the last few years and Mat Barzal
WHAT I SAID
I'm just a huge Winnipeg fan.
I swear I will lose my ever loving mind if Thomas Hertl ends up in Vegas
Its happening
I hate Vegas
That might break me
I will legitimately start crying if they don’t get Macklin Celebrini now
I know three people on their roster and it’s the three goalies
2 of which I only know because Dallas played them back to back
Imagine Vegas missing the playoffs because they decided to play cap shenanigans
We had a scare for the Bruins that they were going to trade Ulmark
Oh ya
What the hell was that trade for them
They payed to get a player the freaking CBJ we’re about to buy out
And sent them a pick
WHY ARE THEY BREAKING UP THE BOYFRIENDS
If anyone has the big10 network and wants to watch the Wisconsin game I will be trying to get on tv
Not that you guys know what I look like aside from Joe Kelly pouting
Lmao
It happened and I’m gonna be depressed.
my sweet vitek is headed to san jose 🥲🥲🥲
i wish the caps kept him
trading him to the devils in the first place was a mistake
I’ll take care of him
AND WE GAVE TOFFOLI AWAY FOR FREE
the trade deadline is my hell day
okay listen
i just saw this
@random viper https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTL88P3Sp/
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WHAT IF I BAWLED
😭😭😭
i’m still made at the caps for telling him they traded him on his wedding day he’s too precious for that
“frendships bracelets” SOBBING
I’m a Colorado fan so the deadline was….kinda fun???
WELL I DIDNT
how did Vlasic become the last man standing…. Don’t answer that.
BUT WE TRADED BO
STILL FUN EVEN IF ITS CHAOTIC
Cause one of jumbo, patty or him have to retire here
Or Pavs
He’s not dead to me but I have to ignore him now.
Like Brandon Crawford on the Cardinals.
yeah i'm mad about this
i knew we'd need a goalie so i always thought it was possible but idk if ... we improved?
fr
my ally 🫶🏻
i give you… ✨jorts✨
i can't with you
you love me 🫶🏻
I do I really do 
if anyone needed to understand just how comical the penguins season is…the shipment of jagr bobbleheads for the game tonight have been stolen
omg😭
【QRT of Pittsburgh Penguins (@penguins):】
'The Penguins announced today that the shipment carrying the Jagr bobbleheads for tonight’s game has been stolen en route to Pittsburgh…
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First Pierre, now the Pittsburgh Penguins
Gritty is INNOCENT
Gritty will find who did this and bring justice to Gotham.
Not a bruins fan but this is funny
i love twitter
there’s more
Baby Boy 🫶🏼
hes so cutie pie
HALLELUJAH
i’d like to explore his head
Jeff Skinner is a precious gem and should be protected
wtf is this
Did everyone on the ice get a misconduct again
i just watched the clip it was kinda wild
everyone on the ice except two rangers got ejected
Oh dang 10 min majors?
they didn’t even do that after the caps rangers fights a couple years ago
i think they were totally ejected
There was one earlier this season
This is one of those, I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.
devs lost like four forwards and two dmen goodfuckingnight
and of course rempe was in the middle of it
worst stat to have is getting ejected in every game he’s played against the devil
like damn
i know he’s a rookie but that’s just like ick
and tom wilson’s my favorite player so it’s like 😬
Lol tbf from the video it looks like they were chirping each other, everyone wants a piece of him
A FULL ON 5v5 LINE BRAWL TO START THE GAME 😱
CHAOS AT MSG ‼️
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Sometimes you need to just fight first thing
Girl, BFFR I have seen Tom Wilson do many way worse things in one game than rempe has done in this season
these games tonight freakin wild
Mercury is in retrograde as of recent so that could be it
Also the devils rangers rivalry is like a classic one, its makes sense to me as to why he has that stat
Aerial view of the Devils-Rangers game-opening brawl.
Madness
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Surprised the goalies didn’t go out
Always Love a goalie fight, so rare now
This would have been the moment gentlemen
Your honor I love him
tom wilson tries to kill a guy once a month minimum
A puck drop 5 on 5 is what that is 9 game elections and 5? 15 minutes misconduct pens
Two people got less of a penalty because they dropped their gloves milliseconds before the others and in the many many pages of hockey fighting rule… the other ones are called secondary fights.
I keep seeing overhead angle photos of the fight with the refs just standing there
162 total penalty minutes ijbol
Yes this is true
You know what's also true? ||Matt rempe can't manage to stay on the ice long enough to actually contribute to his team||
no you’re so right and i will hold on my thoughts on that one because there are many
lol, i think yall underestimate what a player like rempe does for a team even if hes not on the ice. Hes there to protect the stars
his contribution IS fighting
they dont need him to be doing anything else when they have players like Kreider, panarin, kakko and Lafrenière
Sometimes you need an Enforcer on your team.
Do I think the enforcer role should be necessary at all? Quite frankly No, but until the refs do a better job with enforcement, penalties are bigger/more impactful, and the players don't feel like they need to take this quasi-vigilante justice on themselves, they are necessary to protect star plays from players like tom wilson.
when your captain is taking cheap shots at players mid ice idk if you need rempe
lol yall just love to bring up Trouba like his hits are not something literally every other hockey player does
ooh cause they’re not but that’s okay
ok
i have watch the rangers get pushed around for years by the same hits Trouba makes and its never been problematic or called out to the level that Trouba is
well i guess another part of this is we need to protect face of the league sidney crosby from your captain so thanks for your support of the cause
lol Sidney Crosby is everyone's target?
also he hasnt been the face of the league since 2015
sure is. watched him miss way too much playing time early in his career due to concussions from targeted hits. lol sure whatever you believe
which is a problem and sad, but i dont why the blame for this is falling all on jacob fucking trouba?
oh it’s not it’s just a continuation of the conversation from before
trouba is not the only problem
Your previous comments make it sound like that
and if anyones the face of the league its conor mcdavid
As a non-hockey fan who is just here because I have fomo when I don’t read all the channels, I have never heard of Conor mc David and I have heard of Sidney Crosby
sure, cause sidney crosby was the face of the league at one point, but he hasnt been in years
I mean, I don’t know who the face of the league is now, so I would argue that means it’s still Sidney Crosby at this level of remove
ovi and sid are old and legendary and were at one point faces of the league but i think now it’s mcdavid and matthews
that
it’s like gretzky was at one time too but it changes pretty quick
McDavid is the equivalent of George Russell, not the face but the talking head. Lewis and Max are currently the faces of F1 along with others depending on the country but that is different than being the voice of the players to the governing body
Arguably the face of any league is someone that even people who don't follow can name, in hockey that is either the current active legends or who they pick to put on the cover of chel24... people that even non fans know at this point would probably be sid and ovi and the Hughes Brothers and then maybe trevor maybe
Just like Sarah is the face of women's hockey rn
i really dont think non hockey fans know who the hughes brothers are
their impact is minor in comparrison to players like mcdavid and matthews
maybe in a few years theyll take on that mantel
i love it lol
You can tell the age of athletes by their social media habits
he called the fight a banger in postgame 💀
I’m not a huge hockey fights fan but his wasn’t even the best one on the ice
I am concerned for Rempe, I’m not buying into his shtick
Also this is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen https://www.vxtiktok.com/t/ZPRTpq4UV/
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That's what I'm saying, it's crossed the line from not understanding and not liking it to pure concern
he’s gonna be a tom wilson imo
i HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE to admit it, but i think tom wilson is more skilled of a player than rempe
players like tom wilson, despite how much i hate him, are good at hockey which gives them a staying power that i don't see rempe having. Wilson can fight/is the tough guy AND can score goals and make plays. Rempe's style is great for getting the boys going and helps in a playoff hunt and playoffs, but i see him being a send down/call up kind of player
he can score and lead maybe rempe will learn how in the future but rn it’s all fight
IF the rangers dont win the cup, i see rempe being sent down to the minors after this season to hang out and having a mid season call up if they feel they need him
and that being his career until he cant brawl anymore
if they win, it could go another way, but well see
this this this!!!! i posted on tumblr abt it and i was like, i'm concerned, there's not enough guidance to where it's a situation where hits like lyubushkin, bastian, siegenthaler, etc, don’t happen
it feels a little like his enforcer tendencies are what's keeping him in the lineup and that's icky to me
it's all speculation obviously but urgh
but we have flower being a mastermind to make us laugh
i swear i was laughing for a good five minutes
TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
fuck alex meruelo and bill armstrong
fuck their capitalistic greed
arizona deserves this program
This has been a slow moving train wreck for years.
Them and the As
I will be rooting against Utah as a franchise forever. immediately bumped to the top of my active feuds list. I'm placing a curse on everyone involved that will last for the next ten generations
if the coyotes didn’t exist we wouldn’t have auston matthews, matthew knies, the doan family… like this is genuinely one of the shittiest situations since atlanta
Oh god the thrashers forgot about them
not just the thrashers, the spirit too
rip thrashers
Who are now Winnipeg Jets the sequel bc the original Winnipeg jets are the now late Arizona coyotes
Yes. The Winnipeg Jets are my west team and I have a jersery
I missed th Bruins Jets game this year and im sad about it
Why ya gotta do my boys like that (we are a train wreck but at least we attempted to present a solution😭)
🥲
Rip I have to go find our thrashers jersey
My dad collects blank jerseies
I think he's only missing like 4 or 5
Truly Fuck the canes for stealing our team and the greatest jersey/logo of all time
I’m not even a native to hartford and this upsets me
the epic highs (my guy scored on his debut!!!) and lows (i got hit in the head with a puck :/) of blackhawks hockey
screaming crying throwing up he’s come so far!!!!!!!!!
hockey players and their pregame meals are wild