it’s football or fútbol not soccer

[unkempt grove]

maybe not french actually

i can’t tell if you’re joking or not 💀

no it is 11

but it has to be 11

they can’t just play with less

[unborn cedar]

Now I have a couple of hours to prepare myself for the other final

Spain usually brings 3

And I think other teams prefer to bring 2

[true falcon]

https://x.com/notfifthgear/status/1812583163321102339?s=46&t=76sH1kTICHHuAO_l-QxuTA

Fifth Gear (@NotFifthGear) on X

No wonder England's bottling this

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 8:21 PM

[unborn cedar]

Hope he doesn’t lose his watch again (this is a joke in bad taste, I know)

[true falcon]

Proud of you kid

[unborn cedar]

England fans left quickly 😂

[unkempt grove]

why would they stick around 😂

[unkempt grove]

team bottlers ✌🏻

[neon warren]

I got a mate in Berlin time to ask him

[neon warren]

Nah very good taste in my books

Some humour in trying times is always good

The male lionesses fail to win again

What a shame

No wonder a Bundesliga player and an ex Bundesliga player carry this squad of otherwise 24 Premier League players

German football >

[unkempt grove]

harry kane was atrocious this whole tournament

[charred flower]

Didn’t he get put in a headlock or was that the other time?

[neon warren]

Still scored 2, he was basically as good as Kai Havertz

(I yelled my lungs out at Havertz multiple times)

[unkempt grove]

scoring goals does not equate good football 😂

[neon warren]

In England's case it's often debatable if they ever started playing football anyway

[unkempt grove]

still got to a final 💅🏻

[neon warren]

Usually sometime in the second half of games Southgate flips a switch and then they're like "oh shit we scored"

[unborn cedar]

I think the euro one he was in the car

[unkempt grove]

did it happen multiple times???? 😭😭

[neon warren]

Yeah I think only he knows how but can't take that away from them

[charred flower]

Twice no?

[unborn cedar]

No idea but I think he has said he was in the car with a friend

[charred flower]

I remember a headlock one

[unkempt grove]

oh now i understand why it’s all too much for little lando norris

[charred flower]

To get his watch

[unkempt grove]

i would like to say my phone tried to write lando noriz

and i agree x

[charred flower]

Like jumped I think 🤷‍♀️ by 2 but idk

[unkempt grove]

meet you at maccas, ln xxx

[hard lintel]

i can be happy in the knowledge that the lionesses did it first

[neon warren]

My favourite part about the euros is that we have 6 top goalscorers

All from different countries including a Slovakian and a Georgian player 😂

[unkempt grove]

sums up how boring it’s been as a whole

[neon warren]

The KO stage was a bit meh

Group stage excluding group C imo was brilliant

[robust elk]

I wonder where own goal lands on this list

[neon warren]

Like 10 in front or so

Perhaps funniest of fun facts is if Lukaku's disallowed goals had counted, he would have been tied with these 6

[robust elk]

Oh my

[little sequoia]

Well Copa is a shit show

[cyan rapids]

The logistics have been such a mess. Hope they learn some important lessons ahead of the world cup

[unborn cedar]

I wanted to go the world cup in the USA and now I’m like no thank you

Even though two of the bad situations were from the fans of the same country

[unborn cedar]

They are blaming the CONMEBOL

[unborn cedar]

I love when players get petty

[little sequoia]

It's hard Rock they won't (I've worked for them multiple times)

[unborn cedar]

This is not funny

This is not funny

[charred flower]

Merica 😭😔

[unborn cedar]

USA

[charred flower]

Literally can’t have anything 😔 with the fans acting like this

[unborn cedar]

That’s why it turned me off of going to the World Cup

[charred flower]

They won’t 🤎

[unborn cedar]

And personally I think it’s wild they didn’t separate the fans for the final

ESPECIALLY if being South American teams

[robust elk]

Them choosing to randomly move the final to Miami was a choice

[charred flower]

They had problems earlier w one of the fields being too small

[unborn cedar]

Duh

We’re talking about Americans

[charred flower]

Ready for a fight at this rate 🙈

Too bad luis isn’t here to bite ears

[unborn cedar]

We don’t need another situation like Uruguay-Colombia

Like I’m literally scared

Cause if this is before kickoff I can’t imagine what will happen when they game gets heated

[charred flower]

Ready for Antonella to throw hands jk

[robust elk]

It seems a lot alike the euros last time at Wembley

[unborn cedar]

At least they can cut down trees and write “good luck England”

(Was it England?)

[unborn cedar]

And that Champions league final

[charred flower]

Footballers and their fans are a whole different breed

[unborn cedar]

I would be so pissed if I had tickets and they wouldn’t let me in

Kids go to these fucking events

[robust elk]

I still can’t quite believe that they didn’t think this would happen with two of the biggest football counties in the city with one of the highest Latino populations

And in Florida of all places

[unborn cedar]

And people are desperate to get in

[charred flower]

Both countries are turning UP

[unborn cedar]

Argentinians always show up

[charred flower]

I’ve been bombarded with Colombian fan content all day

Not mad tho

[unborn cedar]

Girl, South America tops that

Like not that long ago the final of the Copa Libertadores had to be moved to Spain cause they were throwing rocks to the bus of the rocks team

[charred flower]

South Americans and Latinos in general go crazy so the fact they didn’t hire more security is crazy

Fun times 🫠

[unborn cedar]

They don’t know about non-Americans

And remember that they think football isn’t popular in the US

but then almost every single LAFC game is full

People have been crazy trying to get tickets to see Messi

[charred flower]

Crazy on their part it’s prob gonna be delayed more

[charred flower]

I would be too fr fr 😔

[unborn cedar]

When Manchester United played against Real Madrid there were almost 100,000 people there but Football is not popular

And the women have won the World Cup multiple times, but since the men haven’t it’s “not popular”

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-patrick-panic-run-scream-gif-11725639011152049757

[charred flower]

They might have seen the same things or worse unfortunately

[unborn cedar]

Argentina players stopped warming up

As long as they don’t print fake tickets like the Liverpool fans did 😂

Nah, here in PR the other day there was a match and like the stadium only holds 10k, and people were left out

They can’t accept that American Football is not one of the biggest sports world wide

[charred flower]

Someone is gonna run out on the field 😔😭

[charred flower]

Literally more people will name Messi or Ronaldo first before any American football legend

imo 😗

[unborn cedar]

Anyone who doesn’t mention Messi or Cristiano as top athletes, I don’t believe their opinion

[winter pewter]

The problem with the hard rock stadium is that the dolphins fans aren’t that many

[unborn cedar]

Cause it’s been proven that the most physically demanding sport is football. Cause American football/Basketball you get subbed a lot, and in football (soccer) it’s 90 minutes back and forth

[winter pewter]

They’re not used to the stadium actually being used

I mean it’s the dolphins and the Miami Gp

This copa game js more than they can handle

[unborn cedar]

Agree but they are blaming the conmebol

[winter pewter]

Lmao

Stop

[unborn cedar]

Not accepting that they were just not ready to handle it

[little sequoia]

USA

[winter pewter]

They don’t think

[unborn cedar]

America

[winter pewter]

I think LA and Dallas would have handled it fine

Miami isn’t known for actual sport crowds from local atttendance

[unborn cedar]

Except the Miami FC games cause Messi

And their stadium is still small

[winter pewter]

Is that at hard rock or somewhere else

[unborn cedar]

Somewhere else

[winter pewter]

They only have their tax shelter there

[unborn cedar]

I’m mean inter Miami

My bad

[winter pewter]

Yeah

[little sequoia]

That's it I needed him to be my personal cheerleader while i was going through it!

[unborn cedar]

Miami Fc Is the shitty team that was in USL

[winter pewter]

My local team is the earthquakes and they’re so bad I don’t watch them

[unborn cedar]

They are playing (inter Miami) in Chase Stadium

[winter pewter]

I would rather watch paint dry

[robust elk]

The hard rock stadium is smaller than where the wc matches are being played

[unborn cedar]

Haha I remember miami FC when they came to PR and they had the hot guy

That followed me after I tagged him in pics

[little sequoia]

My friend ocassionally gets lent to them for photography from the sharks 😭 she's so positive bless her

[unborn cedar]

But I ignored him cause he had a GF all over his IG

[charred flower]

Wait what????

[winter pewter]

Well.

[unborn cedar]

I used to be a sport photographer

For like a little while

A ver small while

Met Jordi Quintillà 🥰

[charred flower]

Wow

[little sequoia]

So was I yet the only players that followed me was my players! Quite rude of the world

[unborn cedar]

Hahaha I had players from other teams follow me and ask me if I could “show them around”

[little sequoia]

Eww

[unborn cedar]

But I did make one good friend, and I may or may not have been getting to know 3 guys form the same team at the same time and my accident send a Snapchat to all three

[little sequoia]

Oops

[unborn cedar]

Highlight, one of them replied with all three in the picture and I was embarrassed

[little sequoia]

Rookie mistake

[unborn cedar]

Very much so, it wasn’t like a smexy pic it was me watching my national team

And I sent it to a lot of people and well sadly all three of them were together and got it at the same time

Also, the other issue the copa is having is that they have alcohols in the stadiums. Not like all stadiums in South America and at least I know in Spain where they serve non-alcoholic beers

That happens

[charred flower]

In South America they make them leave separately no?

[unborn cedar]

In South America they separate them

Like they did in the euro final

They make the fans enter in separate entrances and they don’t serve alcohol at all

https://tenor.com/view/hello-money-giveittome-mr-krabs-spongebob-gif-4184913

Cause i remember the big issue that for the Brazil World Cup they had to beg the league cause one of the biggest sponsors for the World Cup is Budweiser, and they wanted to serve alcohol and the federation was like well do a limited ban

I think they did the same thing for Qatar

I have a feeling something tragic is gonna happen tonight in that stadium

And there are kids there

[charred flower]

We got delayed more???

I also hate Muñoz for that red card 😔😤

[robust elk]

Apparently some of the players families were stuck outside of the stadium

[unborn cedar]

Yeah, they delayed it more and people can’t sit down because there are people that don’t have tickets

In there

[charred flower]

Yeah I just heard 😔

[robust elk]

Sounds very terrifying

[unborn cedar]

And it’s even worse when security probably doesn’t speak Spanish

[robust elk]

Especially with young children

[unborn cedar]

And almost everyone there speaks Spanish

I saw a little girl crying cause she saw a man getting beat up by security

[charred flower]

Bro I’m so sorry for Diaz father and hope he made it safely

[unborn cedar]

And it wasn’t her family

Like they are saying that they get to their seats and people that don’t have tickets are sitting in their seats and they tell security and they don’t do anything

[charred flower]

This is gonna be made as an example later 😔😔

[unborn cedar]

Someone needs to call the fire department and they need to shut it down

A guy is saying he paid $4,000 for two tickets and they didn’t let him in

[charred flower]

Geez

[unborn cedar]

And they go security and the cops and they say “that’s not my problem”

And I’ll say this, Kirk this whole situation happening out side and like affect the players cause just imagine the fear of having your family there in the crowd in this situation

[winter pewter]

They need to do what they do at airports

Evacuate the whole thing.

[charred flower]

Imagine 😔😭

[unborn cedar]

I’ve said for years that they need to start punishing fans

like they start doing racist chants? Stop the match.

[robust elk]

I can’t imagine it’s easy to play under these kinda conditions as well

[charred flower]

Pushed back more 💀😔

[unborn cedar]

They just said that let’s hope nothing else more tragic will happen tonight

Cause at he moment it’s like 2 people per chair

[robust elk]

Honestly for the best. I wouldn’t be shocked if they don’t play at all tonight

[unborn cedar]

If I was a player, and I know my family couldn’t enter or my buddies families didn’t enter. I would try to convince my team to not play

[winter pewter]

Honestky at this point empty stadium and play with no fans

[unborn cedar]

The only non-Covid time I saw an empty stadium for a game was Barcelona-Las Palmas

[winter pewter]

Yeah

[unborn cedar]

Cause it was Election Day and it had gotten physical outside before the March and they decided to do it empty

[charred flower]

Of course they’re playing Pepas why is that the copa song 🙈🙉

[unborn cedar]

https://x.com/bxshhyy/status/1812589357015912837?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

۟ (@Bxshhyy) on X

He may not be the fastest, or the strongest, or the most skillful, or the hardest worker, or the most consistent, or the best father, or the best husband

Twitter · Jul 14, 2024, 8:45 PM

[unborn cedar]

they play it everywhere

[charred flower]

lol

[unborn cedar]

They were playing it in the Dutch GP last year

[winter pewter]

Looking at the videos of hard rock stadium. I’m impressed of the climbing of the 20 foot high fences.

[charred flower]

Interesting

[winter pewter]

It was more than a stampede

It was wall climbers too

[charred flower]

Interesting

[unborn cedar]

No lies detected

[winter pewter]

True

I need to hire the climbers to get things for me

I would fall

[charred flower]

That’s so funny but not really not

Fence climbers sounds like a ||slur|| ngl

[unborn cedar]

If I had paid 2k per ticket and then I can’t get in. I would’ve done a charge back

They can check the records and see that my ticket wasn’t scanned

Fuck Ticketmaster

[charred flower]

Omg 😂😭

[winter pewter]

I was so upset to find out that’s who I had to buy tickets from for the Vegas GP because Ticketmaster is owned by Liberty media.

[charred flower]

Gonna have to buy WC tickets 2 yrs ago

About to be 20k at this rate

[unborn cedar]

People are trying to get in by the Airducts

Like wild

[charred flower]

I’d die in Miami humidity

[unborn cedar]

For real??

Thads not what I wanted to share

https://x.com/mundodeportivo/status/1812654764187865340?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

Mundo Deportivo (@mundodeportivo) on X

😳 La gente colándose al estadio por los conductos de ventilación

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 1:05 AM

[winter pewter]

They own LiveNation 😡😡😡

[charred flower]

Looks like a Disney scene

[winter pewter]

Clear the stadium they’re in the air vents

[charred flower]

Latino fans man gotta do what u think u gotta do 😔🙈

The pink goalie shirt is so pretty

For Colombia

[unborn cedar]

I’m legit scared and worried and it has nothing to do with the game

[winter pewter]

Yeah

[unborn cedar]

James vs Messi

If James was still in Real Madrid

It would be their wet dream

But since Madrid gave up on him

[charred flower]

Mood

Jk

[unborn cedar]

Nah, like I’m glad Morata won and he talked about how he almost didn’t play cause of the media and the Madrid press

[charred flower]

20 minute half time 🫠🫠

[unborn cedar]

It’s like the Super Bowl with Shakira singing

[charred flower]

Rios looks so out of it 😔🙈

Must have been impacted id assume

[robust elk]

Atp Shakira’s not going on until midnight

[little sequoia]

How? She's the halftime show?

[unborn cedar]

Jajaja she is the half time show

[robust elk]

I’m assuming there are gonna be pitch invasions so I’m giving some time

[unborn cedar]

I want Argentina to win cause idk I want them to be like Spain, the only countries that won cup-world cup-cup

[little sequoia]

Well at this rate Columbian fans without tickets are in vents and raiding the suites

I'm so glad I am not there rn

They jumped the gates and state troopers are now brutalizing people

[robust elk]

I have a friend there

She says people are already getting naked

And very drunk

[little sequoia]

Well I hope they have a ticket

[little sequoia]

Yeah they were naked at the gates

[charred flower]

Geez cmon Colombia 🙈

[unborn cedar]

I saw them arresting a guy with a press pass

[robust elk]

Yes she does lol. She’s also in a wheelchair so people were leaving her alone for the most part

[little sequoia]

No one is safe at this rate but with the chaos who knows maybe it's a stolen press pass

[unborn cedar]

And the language barrier doesn’t help

[little sequoia]

Oh good... well not good but I'm happy she is safe

[unborn cedar]

The chaos doesn’t help

[little sequoia]

... tell me about it you know how weird it is to be the token white girl and everyone looks to you to translate?😭

And my Spanish isn't even that good like it's functional on a good day

[unborn cedar]

It’s the same for the opposite. I understand 100%

https://x.com/favianrenkel/status/1812652621150470415?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

Favian Renkel (@FavianRenkel) on X

If they're not checking for tickets, they're not checking for weapons. This creates an extremely dangerous situation, and the stadium will be over capacity with all those who snuck in. The stadium needs to stop playing music, stop selling alcohol. This is extremely dangerous.

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 12:57 AM

[charred flower]

James get up pls

[unborn cedar]

https://x.com/unpingazo/status/1812646501065064769?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

Lens Ninja 🥷🏼📸 (@unpingazo) on X

Everyone pointing out how “uncultured” South Americans are, let me remind you what happened in the Euro 2021 final in Wembley:

#CopaAmerica #Argentina #Colombia

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 12:32 AM

[robust elk]

I feel like I can barely focus on the match bc I’m afraid something’s gonna happen

[unborn cedar]

100% I blame the stadium

It’s their responsibility

[little sequoia]

I want to know how all the people who didn't have tickets got to the gates? It's an open parking lot

[unborn cedar]

Pushing and forcing their entry. No clue

[little sequoia]

At the vehicle entrance?

Ig

[unborn cedar]

I don’t even know, the videos shows them at the gates pushing until they knocked over the barriers (where you scan the ticket)

And then running up and hoping security wouldn’t catch you

[robust elk]

These commentators rn

[unborn cedar]

I found this one

I chuckled

[charred flower]

No Messi 😭😭

[unborn cedar]

Elbow and no yellow

Like you’re kidding me

[winter pewter]

That’s how it’s been going all tournament.

[charred flower]

One added minute 🫠

No goals wow

[unborn cedar]

They want penalties

[robust elk]

Elder abuse, vengeance, ending careers, brawls and homicide is allowed in this final apparently

[winter pewter]

Yes

Every round there’s been complaints.

[unborn cedar]

There is a lady in the stadium with a gun

[charred flower]

What

[unborn cedar]

She pulled it out and threatened a guy cause he had an Argentina shirt

https://x.com/iyamaguchl/status/1812650871584706867?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

delki ⊬ 🇦🇷 -199 (@iYAMAGUCHl) on X

ACÁ ESTÁ EL VIDEO, DIRECTAMENTE LE DISPARÓ

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 12:50 AM

It seems police have gone into the stadium and aware asking for evidence of tickets and if they don’t show it they are kicking them out

https://x.com/favianrenkel/status/1812660635945271446?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

Favian Renkel (@FavianRenkel) on X

Per @bolavipus, prohibited items have made it into the stadium.

#CopaAmerica

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 1:29 AM

[charred flower]

Shakira with the no fighting

[unborn cedar]

https://x.com/kikepituche/status/1812662852454330769?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

Kikepituche (@kikepituche) on X

Esto va a terminar muy mal.

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 1:37 AM

@little sequoia https://x.com/geomilian/status/1812665878099681569?s=46&t=UpPoJ1i-xGPLm9ves-ov2A

Geo Milian (@GeoMilian) on X

The 72 Club entrance at Hard Rock Stadium tonight..

Barbaric and unacceptable!

Twitter · Jul 15, 2024, 1:49 AM

Why do you have a VAR if you’re not gonna use it

It’s cause the VAR ref is Brazilian

Of course he’s not gonna check them

Like ffs

[charred flower]

Nooo Messi 😭😔

[unborn cedar]

No Messi, don’t cry. We love you

The 25 minute halftime fucked them

[unborn cedar]

I wanna go to bed

[charred flower]

Mood 😭

[robust elk]

Suddenly I am no longer sleepy

[unborn cedar]

Yyeeeeees

[charred flower]

This hurts more now that there was so many emotions

And prolonged

[winter pewter]

Yeah

[charred flower]

The fact that neither games went to penalties is crazy

[unborn cedar]

Agree, o did see videos that leaving the stadium there was also like people pushing and kids getting hurt

[charred flower]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C9bmxPFCfiB/?igsh=MWtpaGJ2cW85NDRuZQ==

https://www.instagram.com/p/C9b7VYlNPgB/?igsh=OTN0cmN3Y2Rtbzdl

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James Rodríguez has been named Player of the Tournament after setting an all-time single tournament Copa América record with 6 assists 🅰️🏆

A living legend 👏

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2516240

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leomessi

Una más… 🏆🏆

Likes

13848012

Instagram

And on that note I’ve had enough of social media today 🥲

[true falcon]

https://x.com/England/status/1813151623163879616

England (@England) on X

After 102 games and almost eight years in charge, Gareth Southgate has announced he is to leave his role as manager of the #ThreeLions.

Twitter · Jul 16, 2024, 10:00 AM

[unkempt grove]

oh interesting

mixed emotions

[neon warren]

He's pissed off

Finally

It might be coming home now

[unkempt grove]

ah yeah, now the guy who got us 2 finals, a semi and a quarter in the last 4 major tournaments has gone, now it’ll come home 😂

[neon warren]

Trust

Players with mega footballing ability might actually be able to use their mega footballing ability now

At least I hope so for you guys 😂

[unkempt grove]

i mean england have always had some of the best players that have routinely never worked well together

we’ve done better in the last 6 years than we ever have bar the world cup win

[hard lintel]

i’ve seen sarina wiegman is a candidate to manage the men’s team

[neon warren]

Today, I feel Brazilian

Hamilton probably

[fallen orchid]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNa1hXFm/

*watching any sports lol

[unkempt grove]

ahh i guess u21s manager makes sense for now!

[unkempt grove]

REAL FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY

[keen spade]

YEAH BABY!!!!! LFG

[languid iris]

you’re so right the nfl preseason started this week 😘😘😘

[unkempt grove]

wrong channel bestie xx

[languid iris]

im being annoying on purpose

[unkempt grove]

for a change xx

[winter pewter]

Me too

I can’t decide

That’s what happens when you play with fire

I don’t know who they are but I’m loyal to them for the next week until I forget again

[unkempt grove]

oh good god, guys

[winter pewter]

My other teams aren’t good why start now

I’ll forget by Wednesday about my life long fandom since today.

Liverpool is the one usually on my tv they’ve been trying

[unkempt grove]

third times the charm?

[winter pewter]

You just need to draw names until going feel something positive

That’s the real team you found on the way.

You may have to start watching matches and see who calls to you this is a very organic process

[keen spade]

Liiiiverpool, liiiiiiverpool

Come join me 😈😈😈

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/color-purple-oprah-winfrey-gif-10884707865541444254

[keen spade]

Funny how Man U has not even been considered as a choice 🧐

[robust elk]

De ligt is is supposed to be announced for Man U soon if the fact that he’s being investigated for a hit and run doesn’t affect anything

[true falcon]

Arsenal were my prem team when I was a kid

But I haven’t really followed football properly in close to 20 years

[unkempt grove]

you haven’t missed much

[hard lintel]

i got so excited yesterday seeing that united drew with city

then i found out there were penalties and city won anyway 😡

[charred flower]

Yeah that’s umm 🫣

In front of the flag is also crazy

But geez that failed knee slide 🫣👎

[hard lintel]

i’m off to the football today 😁😁

i’ve had my shirt and scarf hung up since last week and cash for chips 😋

[hard lintel]

i don’t think i’ve ever been this excited for the return of the PL

[hard lintel]

that wasn’t an ideal start

someone had a probably season ending injury

[winter pewter]

Which game

Peacock decided I am to watch the west ham United and Aston Villa match

Who am I to go against the algorithm

[unkempt grove]

it’ll be nottingham forest v bournemouth

[unkempt grove]

it’s the only one still on currently haha

[winter pewter]

Imagine something with time zones most of the matches start at 6am my time.

[hard lintel]

forest is like the ferrari of football teams

[winter pewter]

I’m writing all of this down.

[hard lintel]

because istg we invent new ways of having bad luck

[winter pewter]

Is there a curse upon the stadium

[unkempt grove]

yeah it’s not great for you, is it 😭

[winter pewter]

Or do they take the show on the road

[hard lintel]

a few of my personal favourite moments from last season:

• lost 5-0 to fulham
• blew a 2-0 lead to chelsea in the last 10 minutes and turned it into a 3-2 loss

[winter pewter]

This is what my ice hockey team does

[unkempt grove]

i think you are massively overestimating the history of forest there 😂 but with the cursed-ness, i see what you mean

[hard lintel]

we are so cursed

[winter pewter]

I understand the superstition and curses of sports.

[hard lintel]

my dad has a specific chippy order because he’s convinced we’ll lose if he doesn’t have it

(we lose anyway)

another Moment: were in serious danger of being relegated and the only reason they didn’t was because the teams around them lost their final matches

[winter pewter]

Universe wanted more time with them in front of the larger audience.

[hard lintel]

i’m both loving and hating that

idk i’d rather be absolutely smashing the championship than being That team in the PL

[unkempt grove]

https://www.vxtwitter.com/ifcanders/status/1824824359091077351?s=46&t=NNRAZtpQ_uRRHzXWiH02wQ

these are a cool touch by sky sports

[hard lintel]

at least bf gets to experience joy this year 😂

as far as united fans get to experience joy

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/flybyknite/status/1824865868268134691?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Justin Russo (@FlyByKnite) on X

34 minutes of first half stoppage time in Reims-Lille after the injury to Angel Gomes.

Twitter · Aug 17, 2024, 5:48 PM

That injury was awful. It was a red card and had to be stretchered out.

[unkempt grove]

oh no, my guy angel is a manchester boy

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/sandiegowavefc/status/1824567163635765345?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

San Diego Wave FC (@sandiegowavefc) on X

Welcome to Wave FC, @landondonovan 🌊

Donovan will serve as our interim head coach for the remainder of the 2024 season.

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 10:01 PM

He lost his hair because women got paid equally.

Made him that upset.

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/melbournecity/status/1824316704610214353?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Melbourne City FC (@MelbourneCity) on X

Our drone enthusiast is back from the Olympics 👋🏡

Twitter · Aug 16, 2024, 5:26 AM

🫢

[unkempt grove]

well you didn’t manifest hard enough

[winter pewter]

Chelsea and Man City because I slept past the other ones.

[winter pewter]

Man city player has been on the ground for a couple minutes oh there’s more than one

Didn’t see the second one

[keen spade]

You should know, both Man City and Chelsea are akin to supporting Penske

🗑️ ⛔️

(Not that you’re supporting them but we wish bad things on both 🥰)

[winter pewter]

Oh that much I know

It’s the only thing I know.

I was hoping for a traumatic 1-1 draw for them both.

I’m trying to not spend all day on TikTok so I’m making myself watch long sports and long form videos today.

[keen spade]

Yes we hoped so then the flag ruined it

[hard lintel]

i’m waiting for them to punish city

i fear i’ll be in my 80s before they actually do something about them

it’s supposed to be 4 points per breach iirc so city right now should be playing on a park field or something

[unkempt grove]

yeah it’s not gonna happen

they’ll continue to get away with it

[winter pewter]

Oh that’s the team that did that.

I briefly heard about that. Lol them.

[hard lintel]

steve cooper is a TRAITOR

i’m sad about the fact that he might be celebrating with leicester fans the same way he did with us 🥲

[winter pewter]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-u-x2PIPIc/?igsh=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

skysportsfootball

We asked all 72 EFL clubs what they call a bread roll…. here are the results 😆🍞

Likes

58923

Instagram

Oh my

So you can keep track is on your list

[unkempt grove]

barm cake ✌🏻

[winter pewter]

🤝

[hard lintel]

it’s a cob

or a breadcake

[jolly jetty]

It's a bap or a roll

Or butty

It is filling dependent

[unkempt grove]

barm always, butty is sliced bread 😂

[hard lintel]

i’ll never forget the looks i got in scarborough when i asked for a cheese cob 😔

[jolly jetty]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C_LYwQzqnDF/?igsh=MW42a2pkaDBodWkzeA==

twelfthmansocial

Pressure’s for tyres

Instagram

[hard lintel]

i may hate man city but omfg that amazon prime ad with foden is adorable

[jolly jetty]

https://x.com/LFCSxsa/status/1830343740159832076?t=O41HJ2TfevcqBLKg2znt9w&s=19

Sasa (@LFCSxsa) on X

Smiling with the devil crest in the back to show us evil will always be defeated, great job Mohamed

Twitter · Sep 1, 2024, 8:35 PM

[winter pewter]

https://vxtwitter.com/alexevans_14/status/1830949164038943176?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Don’t be too short.

[hard lintel]

at least i'm winning either way in this match

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/usmnt/status/1832529389134942301?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw leave them there

U.S. Soccer Men's National Team (@USMNT) on X

58' - GOAL: Canada.

🇺🇸 USA 0 - 2 CAN 🇨🇦

Twitter · Sep 7, 2024, 9:20 PM

Make them walk home idc

[winter pewter]

https://vxtwitter.com/thrace/status/1832483667442081909?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw i better news, trinity had a new celly

[winter pewter]

Free Fubo channel on Roku is showing me a UEFA nations league game between Gibraltar and Lichtenstein

I turned in the NWSL between Gotham FC and Houston to improve women’s sports data for ESPN.

Because even I’m busy I’m gonna help streaming numbers.

[undone idol]

Gibraltar has a football team? 🧐

[jolly jetty]

Yes!!

San marino is the top of their group because THEY WON THEIR FIRST MATCH IN 20 YEARS

FORZA SAN MARINO

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/kudzim88/status/1833706870806102150?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

sports-induced pain enthusiast (@kudzim88) on X

I have concepts of a plan

Twitter · Sep 11, 2024, 3:19 AM

I need to make fun of him again

[unborn cedar]

lol

[cyan rapids]

idk why Zlatan is doing press but I'm very excited for this

https://vxtwitter.com/firstwefeast/status/1834638170992132445?t=_wkHYTNOEdQ20VldZvAgVA&s=19

[hard lintel]

i'm shedding tears of joy

[keen spade]

@tribal prairie dominik is looking fucking delicious tonight

[keen spade]

oh no, he is doing you proud tonight

you are redeemed

[harsh python]

https://vxtiktok.com/t/ZGdJ9mLGa/

I love the last guy

[jolly jetty]

I love the fit from the 2nd guy

[undone idol]

Shut up I know I don’t go here, but what’s she asked about their eyes? My brain isn’t working and I cannot hear the adjective

[harsh python]

who has the sparkliest eyes

[undone idol]

Sparkliest

I was never going to get that

Appreciated!

[jolly jetty]

If it was yesterday's match I'm not actually sure who has the sparkliest eyes between mikel arteta and russell martin

I think i need them to stare into my eyes for science purposes

[keen spade]

@tribal prairie cole just embarrassed himself i hope you're proud

[unkempt grove]

his zero brain cells are embarrassing enough

[keen spade]

@tribal prairie

be embarrassed

okay he did nearly score but tas

cmon

every time he comes on my screen i frown

just no

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-palmer-what-cole-palmer-confused-cole-palmer-chelsea-fc-chelsea-gif-17922972044676987059

you did this to yourself

[keen spade]

wtf are we doing

[unkempt grove]

jordan pickford, you’ll never make me like you

[keen spade]

@tribal prairie thoughts on pickford?

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-pickford-fair-enough-fairs-agree-yes-gif-24362641

[keen spade]

yelling at harry mcguire is his only redeeming quality, sorry ailish

[unkempt grove]

i agree

https://tenor.com/view/herry-gif-25940620

https://tenor.com/view/eye-roll-robert-downey-jr-seccato-dissapointing-gif-12701536

[keen spade]

YES TAS

QUEEEEEN

liverpool liverpool top of the league

(it wont last, lemme enjoy it)

[unkempt grove]

it was

[jolly jetty]

To defend Tas, she did repent last week for her previous comments about Cole

She has seen the light

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/cole-cole-palmer-chelsea-football-kaitlyn-gif-13667625670744656462

[unkempt grove]

jude 🫶🏻

oop

[keen spade]

Welp

[unkempt grove]

that was my first thought too before i saw the tagged account 😂

[unkempt grove]

hahahahaha

it was only announced 2 days ago

a german managing england?????

[keen spade]

I love him

Soz haters

[unkempt grove]

no i actually do too 😂😂

[keen spade]

Polar opposite to Gareth tho, what a vibe

[jolly jetty]

Nice to see a team use a train to get to a prem game instead of private jet https://x.com/BrentfordFC/status/1847354499502911537?t=L-UZ1a8M2aElujLFFRi4-A&s=19

Brentford FC (@BrentfordFC) on X

🚆 All aboard

Next stop: Manchester

Twitter · Oct 18, 2024, 7:10 PM

@tribal prairie is this you https://vxtwitter.com/lfcsalahh/status/1847253116351127700?t=-mYoJVFQnbi6hSSqs7vrxw&s=19

[keen spade]

I think it’s husband tbh 🫣

[jolly jetty]

You have a beautiful voice

[hard lintel]

it’s doubtful whether they’d even get to manchester considering they’re going by either northern or avanti 😭

[jolly jetty]

They posted proof of life in Manchester today

Hopefully their good luck continues and they beat united 🤞

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/howdareyou-offended-rude-offensive-appalled-gif-26011926

[hard lintel]

wtf are spurs smoking

[keen spade]

How to watch football in a family hotel room with an overstimulated autistic child who won’t sleep 😂

(With him on my lap apparently)

[hard lintel]

hotel sleeping suuuucks

i spend the entire night awake because it’s not home and i can’t sleep outside of home

[keen spade]

Can confirm it is all that x1000 with kids 😂

I always try to be an effective preventative contraceptive 😉

[jolly jetty]

I love sleeping in a hotel, it's a hostel which annoys me 70% of the time

I will accept disturbance for dirt cheap beds though

[hard lintel]

my thing is having no control over what other people are doing

i have been the asshole vaping in the hotel

but i did it in the bathroom because i was smart

when i went to lincoln though i walked into the area with the lifts and it absolutely stunk of weed 🫠

[unkempt grove]

VAR could work so well

yet it's an absolute fucking joke because they don't use it right

the refereeing standard for supposedly the best league in the world is diabolical

[keen spade]

It’s honestly the worst

[keen spade]

Cos arsenal are wankers

See, VAR is a lil bitch again

[unkempt grove]

if things are taking that long, it’s not clear and obvious and so VAR shouldn’t get involved!!

[keen spade]

Literally

[keen spade]

always at the scene of the crime

[hard lintel]

even my dad’s mad and he doesn’t even like these teams

[keen spade]

His hair is hairing today

[unkempt grove]

https://www.vxtwitter.com/terryflewers/status/1850580761902018807?s=46

if i speak

[keen spade]

Nah cos I too would kick Kai havertz multiple times at any opportunity

[unkempt grove]

ellie, that is very beside the point

same

[keen spade]

Arsenal have one of the most kickable lineups lbr

Add James Maddison and like literally that’s just for kicking

[unkempt grove]

arsenal and tottenham imo!!

[keen spade]

Yes EXACTLY

[hard lintel]

i refuse to hear a single word from bestie or bf

because spurs and united are both below forest right now

COYR forest will never be stopped etc etc

[unkempt grove]

WHY IS MY TEAM FALLING APART

[unkempt grove]

guys we have a hot manager

https://www.instagram.com/p/DB0_M3vN_UN/?igsh=MTl2YnltbTJ1cG4zZw==

manchesterunited

It’s done.

Bem-vindo ao Manchester United, Ruben Amorim 🇵🇹🤝🔴

#MUFC #ManUtd #RubenAmorim

Likes

289496

Instagram

[keen spade]

Smash

(Ha, beat Tas)

[unkempt grove]

gtfo

[languid iris]

oh hello

[hard lintel]

i have questions

i don't know if i even want answers

[keen spade]

I was going to send you this 😂😂😂

Don’t think, just enjoy

[hard lintel]

dad is in a very good mood

[keen spade]

XABI ALONSO MY BELOVED

@tribal prairie

smash smash smash

[keen spade]

The manager of the team currently playing Liverpool

He’s very hot

I’m so proud of you niecey. Here’s a nice picture as a treat

(He is proud of you too 😉 )

[violet whale]

I don't come here often but I remember loving this man in his younger years, so glad to see he's aged like fine wine 😍😍😍

[languid iris]

you’re coming home with me

[cyan rapids]

Xabi Alonso the man who got me into football and also gave us iconic hola querida memes 😍

Bless him, he's SO HOT

[keen spade]

All of us united in love for this man 🤝🏼

[hard lintel]

i’m being delulu and choosing to believe we’re going to do a leicester

with a weak man city and an injury riddled arsenal this could actually happen

[keen spade]

I love them 😍

[jolly jetty]

https://x.com/FanzineWSL/status/1858454694521110931?t=72E_m7-uZiOdUJGrosUqlw&s=19

Fanzine WSL (@FanzineWSL) on X

Congratulations to Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis who have just announced that they are expecting their first child 👶❤️

Twitter · Nov 18, 2024, 10:18 AM

[unkempt grove]

sam kerr, they will never make me like you

but this is ADORABLE

[harsh python]

"that's my job" is so funny

[jolly jetty]

https://x.com/m1nuyln/status/1858967762892366311?t=bt6DFm4YJQM96yozzYLRTg&s=19

munii🎀 (@m1nuyln) on X

LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL

Twitter · Nov 19, 2024, 8:17 PM

[keen spade]

i don't even like spurs but this is fantastic

[winter pewter]

This sounds like an emergency two screen scenario.

[keen spade]

THATS that plan. And we’re gonna sacrifice the tv so that can be on to entertain the kids 🫣

[hard lintel]

https://www.instagram.com/p/DDCus6Kivu4/?igsh=MXFmeTdxdjh2d3Z4ag==

nffcwomen

Through to round 3! 🙌

Likes

7323

Instagram

if only the men could do this

[keen spade]

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-gif-13960410

At least one of my sports went well

[unkempt grove]

same

united are gonna win the league

[keen spade]

It was inevitable we would find something to fight about

Love you except on match day 🥰🥰

[unkempt grove]

we won 4-0, you only won 2-0, we win 🥰😂

[keen spade]

Sorry I can’t hear you from top of the table, you’re only just in the top half 🧏🏻‍♀️

[hard lintel]

oh united won?

[unkempt grove]

we did 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[hard lintel]

proud!!

[unkempt grove]

can’t hear you from the superior city in the north

[hard lintel]

can’t wait for bf to call our christmas tree a united tree

we have red and white and all it took was convincing my dad it would be a forest tree

[keen spade]

haha mate you're closer to liverpool than me 😂

[unkempt grove]

i know 😭😭😭😭😭

[hard lintel]

seeing forest in blue is actually such a mindfuck

[harsh python]

very scary about Michail Antonio

but thankfully it sounds like he's stable and communicating

[jolly jetty]

I hope he recovers swiftly!

[hard lintel]

what the fuck did we just do???

time to go annoy bf

[jolly jetty]

i fear they've worn me down

unfortunately everywhere has human rights concerns and at least this way more fans from Africa/Asia/Middle East will be able to get visas to attend games unlike if it was in Europe

[harsh python]

they were also the only country to submit a completed bid in time for the deadline

[keen spade]

You’ve confused me being blue not purple 😭😭😭 KMag is gone 😭

[jolly jetty]

We had a good run 😭

[jolly jetty]

That doesn't surprise me, it's expensive to host one of these unless you're sharing with other countries

[keen spade]

This Liverpool vs Fulham match has aged me

[unkempt grove]

kyle walker, you absolute scumbag

[hard lintel]

that’s actually embarrassing for him

what was that

[keen spade]

HA.

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-uncle-vernon-richard-griffiths-justice-gif-7186717

[robust elk]

Did all that just to lose lmao

[keen spade]

One of the two days a year I support Man U (sorry twinny)

[unkempt grove]

i’ll take it

what colour is manchester???

https://tenor.com/view/man-u-gif-20653119

[keen spade]

RED is the best colour x

[hard lintel]

manchester is red

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/miltonunited/status/1867977769100964045?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Milton United FC (@MiltonUnited) on X

GAME ABANDONED.

Due to a spectator unwilling to leave the ground, the referee has abandoned the game.

The incident will be referred to the authorities and league to deal with.

Milton United FC

Twitter · Dec 14, 2024, 4:59 PM

I love this for everyone.

[jolly jetty]

It also started 20 minutes late because the other team forgot their socks

Lower league team and the stewards rightly decided they weren't going to deal with a dickhead when they're just volunteering for the love of the game

[fallen orchid]

For the record, I am not a call her daddy person, but this was a great interview with trinity

https://youtu.be/29Lq6vUv7w0?si=cAQjBpWc_5idSKIr

[robust elk]

Not a big fan of Alex coopers interview style but it was nice to see Trinity feel comfortable enough to speak about her dad

[unkempt grove]

https://x.com/upshottowers/status/1869747615602020789?s=46&t=NNRAZtpQ_uRRHzXWiH02wQ

The Upshot (@UpshotTowers) on X

In 2022, Paul Pogba was snatched from a Paris street by a gang of masked man.

They held assault rifles to his head and demanded €13m.

Today, his own brother was jailed for his part in the blackmail plot.

But how did it come to this? Buckle in for the full, shocking story...

Twitter · Dec 19, 2024, 2:12 PM

this was a read

[warm oar]

This sucks. It should be on free-to-air but this is the way all sports broadcasting is going. Pay up. https://www.espn.com/soccer/story/_/id/43075385/netflix-fifa-agree-deal-women-world-cup-2027-2031

[unkempt grove]

manifesting the united liverpool game getting called off 🕯️🕯️🕯️

[jolly jetty]

The radio made it sound like it would be!

[keen spade]

See I thought it sounded like it wouldn’t be but I really wouldn’t be surprised

It would be our second game called off for weather this season which I don’t ever remember being so bad in a season before?!

[unkempt grove]

this snow is worse conditions for travelling fans than that wind was

so it seems silly they wouldn’t call it off when they called that one off

[keen spade]

That was Merseyside derby tho so I guess they figured less people were travelling?!

I suppose that makes it make less sense tho 🤔

[unkempt grove]

i flew over liverpool at the same time they called that game off with no issues, yet today both airports were closed cos of the snow

i think they won’t cancel because that’ll be 2 so close together though

[keen spade]

I would rather they cancel, but you’re right, I don’t think they will

[unkempt grove]

https://x.com/LFC/status/1875874119499002268

Liverpool FC (@LFC) on X

Today’s fixture against Manchester United will go ahead as planned. Two safety meetings were held earlier to assess the weather and travel conditions.

We thank everyone involved in helping us to get this game on today. If you’re travelling to Anfield then please take extra

Twitter · Jan 5, 2025, 11:56 AM

it’s happening 🫠

[hard lintel]

somebody pinch me i am DREAMING

[keen spade]

I am okay with this

I am enjoying the chaos tho 😈

(Also sorry to the haters but I lowkey love a missed penalty)

[unkempt grove]

SAME HAHAHA

(although saved vs missed 👀)

fuck kai havertz

[hard lintel]

you’ve got the manifesting thing today it seems 😂

i love it when they start scrapping, it’s so funny

then slabhead (apparently) turned round and was having a friendly conversation with havertz???

i only saw the last bits but my takeaway from today is that it’s a bad day to be a spurs fan because they needed extra time to beat a non league side

it was

[unkempt grove]

spurs are such a weird team

[hard lintel]

how are they able to beat liverpool

but struggle with tamworth

this is a team that had a player fix the net before the game. a team that has a stadium so small most of it is standing. they play on astroturf

[unkempt grove]

literally

[hard lintel]

and big spurs needed extra time????

[unkempt grove]

they are part time!!

[hard lintel]

i heard somewhere that the player that fixed the net works at zara for the rest of the time

[keen spade]

I was covering both eventualities

[keen spade]

Amen

[hard lintel]

i went to forest yesterday and these luton fans are getting too bold

[unkempt grove]

matches like that are what make the FA cup though, i love them, even if spurs won in the end

[hard lintel]

how are you saying we’re embarrassing when you’re about to be relegated from the championship 😭

i found out recently that my local local team were in the FA cup but got eliminated quite early on

[jolly jetty]

https://x.com/City_Xtra/status/1878890355934011821?t=De4MJtpJYL0KN9RfatrHRA&s=19

City Xtra (@City_Xtra) on X

Pep Guardiola and his wife, Cristina Serra have decided separate after over 30 years together, according to @sport tonight. 📰

Twitter · Jan 13, 2025, 7:42 PM

I finally have a chance

[keen spade]

she said top of the league only, mate, sorry

[jolly jetty]

Probably the cherry on top of him cheating on her for years

[unkempt grove]

cheat on the pitch and off

likely

[hard lintel]

i fear we’ve forgotten who we are

i’m enjoying it but i’m waiting for when we inevitably remember that we’re forest and we don’t do things like get into championship battles

[unkempt grove]

will never again have a peaceful life as a united fan

[hard lintel]

i wish forest had this luck

not the own goal part, we have plenty of that

the winning 3-1 in 12 minutes thing

[unkempt grove]

girl u are 3rd in the league, u don’t need luck

[hard lintel]

we will when we remember who we are

[hard lintel]

getting united tickets for bf isn’t as simple as i’d expected it to be

[unkempt grove]

yeah it’s pretty much impossible as a non-member

hospitality would be the best bet

but obviously more expensive

[hard lintel]

definitely needs more planning

[unkempt grove]

i used to work there if you want any help! i’m also a member so i can let you know when sales happen just incase they go on for non-members

[hard lintel]

appreciated, thank you!

[hard lintel]

“that’ll be an easy win” i said. “bournemouth would never win against us” i said.

🫥

[hard lintel]

i haven’t learned my lesson 😭

[hard lintel]

i’m choosing to believe that 7-0 win was for me

[harsh python]

I think she's 23 but the point stands

I also don't think she's actually pregnant, I haven't seen it reported anywhere but? the point stands

[keen spade]

yikes

less get off her - do you what you want - but use birth control?! 😬

i'm not aware that they're particularly religious to be against bc?

[jolly jetty]

I think they're likely just stupid

[harsh python]

many such cases

[keen spade]

So many

He’s teammates with Jack too, maybe it’s catching

[hard lintel]

didn’t they announce one in april last year too?

[unkempt grove]

as the nation’s current laughing stock, it’s nice to laugh at liverpool instead

[keen spade]

Thankfully my very grumpy husband has gone out for the evening so I am free of the bad aura 😂

[hard lintel]

losing to exeter

i’m being laughed at already 😭

we are no longer losing to exeter

[keen spade]

the best part whenever forest get a good result is we can hear the chanting from our house

[hard lintel]

i was up there today waiting for my dad - it’s amazing

i’ve got video of them singing just can’t get enough

today i think they were playing just a girl at the end

[keen spade]

my husband thinks virgil is the most attractive liverpool player

and his boyfriend agreed

why are men so stupid

[unkempt grove]

so stupid, so wrong

[undone idol]

Yes yes I don’t go here shut up, is that the one Max is friends with because there are four and a half total Dutch people in the world?

[unkempt grove]

hate my team with an absolute passion sometimes but holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[keen spade]

I hate them all the time dw 🥰

(But well done)

[hard lintel]

ipswich need to calm down a bit i fear

[keen spade]

CHAMPIONS CHAMPIONNNSSSS OLE OLE OLE

Husband is delighted and smashed

https://tenor.com/view/liverpool-fc-youll-never-walk-alone-butterflies-liverpoolfans-gif-11747198

we are just the best tbh

now on paper too 😄

[unkempt grove]

bestie you say this like it’s a shock, we are literally 14th in the league 😭😭😭😭

the downfall of united has been happening since 2013, i have well and truly accepted it

and yet we’ve still won more trophies than arsenal in recent years and in our history

(are you an arsenal fan??)

i mean same applies to all clubs bar the scum and city

[hard lintel]

fuck man city

that’s all i have to contribute

[unkempt grove]

i wouldn’t bother

[robust elk]

Let’s see if North America even makes it to the wc

[winter pewter]

It’s going to be a shit show

[hard lintel]

i dread england playing every time

i like the team

love the team

i would like to send a whole lot of its fans to the shadow realm though because of the sheer amount of assholery that results every time england plays

[robust elk]

I know players trying to get into the us is going to be a nightmare

[winter pewter]

And then having to cross the border for matches in Canada or Mexico

And then back

[hard lintel]

coming through town during the match is a breeze

bus queues? nonexistent. rowdy groups of men? already in the pub and out of my face. traffic? not a problem

[unkempt grove]

https://x.com/primevideosport/status/1916545214275035185?s=46&t=NNRAZtpQ_uRRHzXWiH02wQ

Amazon Prime Video Sport (@primevideosport) on X

Liverpool lift the Premier League trophy for the second time! 🏆🏆

X · Apr 27, 2025, 5:29 PM

hahahahahahahahaha

[jolly jetty]

You wot

[unkempt grove]

facts are facts, PL only founded in ‘92

[hard lintel]

leicester being on that list before forest is depressing

[hard lintel]

i think my favourite thing about living here is the fact that if you’re wearing a forest top there’s a 75% chance someone’s gonna shout “YOUUUU REDSSS” at you and you repeat it back to them

[wide marlin]

not sure what i expected at the start of the champions league final, but a linkin park performance was not it.

not upset by it though.

[unkempt grove]

jump scared when the bar i’m in started playing the sound mid performance

[hard lintel]

linkin park was there???

i’m not watching, i’m too busy being sad at forest

[wide marlin]

yes! they did a short performance before the match

[thorny wind]

Just saw a man crying because inter is losing and in my true "i hate men" fashion, how embarrasing

[marsh thicket]

Yay PSG

[thorny wind]

HOW ARE WE LEADING 3-0 AGAINST ITALY

OMG

MY NEIGHBOUR UPSTAIRS IS GONNA YELL AT ME FOR YELLING BUT IDGAF

[thorny wind]

WE WON

[winter pewter]

Men’s side being a national embarrassment. The day ends in Y.

[thorny wind]

Mate thats not an offside

what

[marsh thicket]

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE 1-1 WITH FRANCE

Ok never mind

[tribal prairie]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DMFAECPP58r/?igsh=ODQ4aGlyaGJ0dWw1

skysports

Cole Palmer was 'a bit confused' that US president Donald Trump stayed on stage to celebrate with Chelsea's players, after presenting them with the Club World Cup trophy 😅🏆

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I’m fucking dying

[unkempt grove]

BACK TO BACK BABY 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[normal ore]

My heart rate during the pens was insane 🙈

So so happy for them

Also at some point I’m gonna have to accept England are actually quite decent at football which seems in complete contrast to the learnings during my entire childhood

[marsh thicket]

It’s coming home etc etc

[winter pewter]

I need them to hurry up the match

They’re holding the car vrooms for it

[tribal prairie]

I wish I got to watch genuinely chaos in this house

[winter pewter]

Tell them to win now

[marsh thicket]

It’s done

Finished 15 mins ago babes

[winter pewter]

Then pull the electricity for their cameras

[marsh thicket]

Well you gotta have the medal ceremony

[winter pewter]

Naturally

[normal ore]

Okay I actually think this is cool

(Sorry for the delay)

[unkempt grove]

ME TOO

[normal ore]

I know football is seen as primarily a women’s sport in the US but I didn’t think they’d delay indycar for the final

[winter pewter]

They would have owed me ice cream at 10 min.

Men’s team zero min.

Just ice cream at all times.

[normal ore]

I’ll buy you one if we ever meet in compensation 😆

[winter pewter]

I didn’t know men played until I was in college

(Not really but I never had actually seen it except on tv)

[normal ore]

Meanwhile my primary school was given free tickets to the women’s euros when it was in England in 2004 I think, presumably because otherwise the stadium would have been nearly empty (it was quite empty even with all the schools)

Can’t explain how much the game has grown for women here in the last like ten years

I’m quite enjoying all the men standing round at indycar waiting for women to finish something 😆

[winter pewter]

Maybe that’s why Josef was walking around with that shirt on.

Standing around waiting.

[warm oar]

Yeah I mean, obviously we have MLS which is way bigger than either of the pro women's leagues, but then most people only pay attention to the World Cup and the Olympics, and... you know...

[winter pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/indecisive-i-dont-know-not-sure-larry-david-gif-5682454

[tribal prairie]

It’s @harsh python’s man

[tribal prairie]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/p/DNOPitPoAgN/

georginagio (@georginagio)

Sí, quiero. En esta y en todas mis vidas.

InstaFix

Holy fuck that’s a fat ring

[harsh python]

a carat for every year he kept her waiting

[winter pewter]

And running all over.

Did the government give allowance to him and her for not being married previously?

[tribal prairie]

That’s a blood diamond bc if she punched someone with it all there’d be is blood pouring omg

[winter pewter]

I hope the band is actually good and not like Lauren Sanchez Bezos hope and dream band.

Other yeah we are getting out eyes knocked out

[tribal prairie]

The most annoying people you know are posting this on their Instagram stories btw

[winter pewter]

I would never share someone else’s post on my story. I actually have a firm no sharing posts policy.

[tribal prairie]

I do when it’s political or someone’s won a world championship or smth

[warm oar]

ugh the orange turd drawing for us

not that it matters, USMNT will be an embarrassment as always

[warm oar]

France vs Senegal in Group I. A beautiful opportunity for a former colony to stick it to their former colonizer.

[tribal prairie]

Why did no one tell me my husband Danny Ramirez is hosting; I would have tuned in sooner.

Fun fact that I mention every time, Rio Ferdinand is a local, he’s always seen at my local train station at home

[warm oar]

US vs Paraguay, then Australia, then either Turkey, Romainia, Slovakia, or Kosovo depending on who gets the slot in March. lol

[tribal prairie]

Lowkey so excited

England v Ghana and Panama should be easy, England v Croatia will be funny

[winter pewter]

They didn’t geolock it. Serious.

[undone idol]

@unkempt grove tell me what this means

[unkempt grove]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[undone idol]

I mean like I understand the words

[unkempt grove]

scummy team that tories support

[undone idol]

But tell me what it actually means like, in your fandom 😂

Oooh that’s fun!

[unkempt grove]

spent too much money when there is limits

[undone idol]

I don’t know the scale of money in this sport, is this a slap on the wrist or serious or both?

[unkempt grove]

they were the first big team to be taken over by a super rich owner back in the 2010’s and it made people hate them a lot

[unkempt grove]

the fine is not that serious at all - the transfer ban would be big if it wasn’t suspended!

so it’s actually not that big a deal, it’s just funny cos it’s them

[undone idol]

Excellent, this is the kind of synthesis I was looking for thank you

[fallen orchid]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

[winter pewter]

Wow

[normal ore]

I just read Megan’s autobiography last month and looked them up and thought it was a bit strange they hadn’t married yet but didn’t think too much of it

(As they got engaged in 2020)

[languid iris]

people are breaking up who have never broken up before

[fallen orchid]

Trying desperately not to be too parasocial about this and failing miserably

They were such an iconic and important real queer love story and couple fuck this shitttttttttt LOVE IS A LIE

[jolly jetty]

Girl aren't you a marriage counsellor 💀

[fallen orchid]

Technically not yet 😂, still a student

(Obvi im joking, this is just like taylor and Travis breaking up level of sad for gay women )

[normal ore]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdHFQguk/

im glad for some English language coverage about this cause I’ve been cheering her on for weeks

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZGdHFxXk1/

i enjoyed them calling her the “football goddess” too

[warm oar]

Finding out the World Cup is ONLY available on Fox/FS1/FS2 in the US, not streaming. Unless you understand Spanish, then you can watch on Peacock. 😕

Do I want to spend over $100 on two months of a cable-channels-over-internet service to watch this thing? Not really especially given it's the men...

[normal ore]

Ridiculous enough but very ridiculous for a host county

[winter pewter]

It’s better in Spanish

[warm oar]

but you know some Spanish, yeah?

I guess I'm at the mercy of whatever the split ends up being between the BBC and ITV since I can VPN to watch the former

[languid iris]

does the spanish broadcast offer english subtitles?

work smarter not harder

and you will get to avoid alexi lalas (my enemy)

[warm oar]

hm or maybe I could do NRK and get commentary på norsk

[undone idol]

Wait it’s not streaming at all???

Wtf

[warm oar]

not with English comms, no. you'll have to have cable or do like FuboTV or YoutubeTV or whatever

or watch the ones that go on main Fox channels over-the-air if you have an antenna

[undone idol]

That’s fucking ridiculous

[warm oar]

yep

[unkempt grove]

watch it muted

football commentators are all idiots anyway

[normal ore]

To be fair I don’t tend to care that much for commentary in football

[unkempt grove]

give me the stadium sound option, any day of the week

[languid iris]

no because fox doesn’t have a live streaming partner or service

[warm oar]

what is happening in Mongolia

[undone idol]

Have they considered: that’s fucking dumb

[undone idol]

Unfortunately as a Not Very Football Guy, the way I would normally interact with the World Cup is to put it on the tv and then do something else and look up when the announcers get excited

I guess I can do that with telemundo tbh 😂

[undone idol]

A lot, apparently

[normal ore]

You see I’m also like this but the issue is that I have to deal with German commentary. And there could be six goals before they reach a level I would describe as “excited”

[undone idol]

Lol

[unkempt grove]

oh the spanish do that best

GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOLAZO

[undone idol]

Yeah as I was writing my own comment I was like well if all I’m doing is looking up when people get excited it doesn’t matter if the language is one I speak or not 😂

[winter pewter]

SUBSCRIBE TO FOX ONE FOR 20 A MONTH

[tribal prairie]

I lowkey bought an England jersey

I’m reclaiming it, fuck reform

Some of these match times are nasty omg

Turkey v Australia at 05:00 UTC+1 when it’s 7am for the Turks is diabolical

[warm oar]

it's going to be that way next year too, the real World Cup aka the women's one is in Brazil

[marsh thicket]

Wales didn’t qualify so idk who to support

Oh France, duh

[tribal prairie]

Sometimes it’s fun adopting an underdog

I adopted Morocco as mine last time round

[undone idol]

I was a hardcore Côte d’Ivoire supporter in… 2010(?) for the duration of the event 😂

[warm oar]

I have Germany & Norway... but Norway is in Group I with France 💀

[tribal prairie]

Yeah good luck

[warm oar]

They should at least beat Iraq, I hope

[normal ore]

I used to pick a random team when England inevitably let me down but they’ve done okayish in recent years

[warm oar]

Germany with Curaçao, Ivory Coast, & Ecuador should do just fine. The US is ranked higher than Paraguay, Australia, & Turkey but our men always disappoint us.

[normal ore]

Germany came 2nd,3rd, 3rd and 1st in the four world cups preceding my move to Germany and then proceeded to get knocked out at the group stage in the two since I’ve been here so I don’t hold out much hope 😂

It’s truly bizarre to me that England have acrually done better

[warm oar]

moving to Germany and killing their World Cup chances I believe qualifies as an international incident Pip

[harsh python]

that was my first year supporting Uruguay (my brother made us each close our eyes and point at a list of the teams to see who we were supporting) and they finished 4th

I thought I was onto a good team only they came back in 2014 with Suarez biting people 💀 😭

[undone idol]

I love this method of assigning rooting interests

[harsh python]

I even briefly had a tumblr account dedicated to the team

[tribal prairie]

I know one of my old friends used to sweepstakes with her family and they’d do a roulette to decide each persons teams

[marsh thicket]

I wish we had thought to do a sweepstakes

Not for money just for fun

[unkempt grove]

obsessed with this

[tribal prairie]

Arsenal slander mmmm so yummy

[unkempt grove]

zohran, you glory hunter

[normal ore]

I was going to say maybe he’ll doom them but I’m not sure which outcome you want here 😆

[unkempt grove]

honestly, me neither 😭😭😭

[tribal prairie]

All of the arsenal content on my feed bro

Even my brother keeps posting

Am I in hell

[normal ore]

Do you have something you want him to do? Might be a good time to ask

Also I saw someone comment on how men say “we did it” when their football team wins the league and imagine how much we’d get yelled at on the internet if we did that when our favourite f1 team won

[tribal prairie]

Could definitely swindle him out of some cash

InshaAllah I get Eid money

[unkempt grove]

yeah sure men mmhmm would never be me

👀

[languid iris]

now listen. lando norris made it explicitly clear that was a team effort so

[normal ore]

Hahaha I have no issue with people saying it to be clear

Just with men being hypocrites

[warm oar]

I for sure have referred to McLaren as "us"/"we" before 😂

[languid iris]

when the penguins got eliminated from the playoffs im pretty sure i messaged lex “we lost”

[normal ore]

Weirdly I do it mostly on like a national football team level but that’s probably because everyone does it to me now

Thanks to the superior England football team for winning things because I had the strange experience of Germans saying to me “well done, you won” despite me never having played a single proper game of football in my life

[winter pewter]

I had this in Japan. They’re like you’re good at soccer because your women’s team won. I was 15.

I was doing better in basketball.

[violet whale]

I personally have been a Dallas cowboy all of my life what r u talking about

just bc I can't catch to save my life doesn't mean I'm not on the team 🙂‍↔️

[winter pewter]

You fit in I’m sorry who said that

[violet whale]

😭😭😭

but ELBEE DEZ CAUGHT IT OKAY

[unkempt grove]

whoa guys no handegg talk in the football channel

[winter pewter]

Im sorry I had to take the cowboys slander bait it won’t happen again.

[normal ore]

Happy to have been corrected 😆 and glad to see there’s some women thriving in what I perceived as this male dominated phenomenon

(and yes, Lando, that’s the least you can do after the stress you’ve put me through over the years)

[unkempt grove]

men just make things annoying, don’t they

[tribal prairie]

Kill em all sorry what who said that

[undone idol]

The fact that this is true makes it sadder that it’s all you have to cling to

[harsh python]

my husband isn't into football and he's always slagging his friends for this

but he makes the comparison to how weird it would be if he did it with his favourite bands

like "we're playing Glastonbury"

[tribal prairie]

Sport fanaticism is an entire beast to break down

[unkempt grove]

they are just fanboys without the ability to own it

[normal ore]

Exactly. I have no issue with them being fanboys but yeah they can’t own it which mean they judge the hell out of every fangirl (which is definitely a pejorative term to them)

[warm oar]

I really hate those jerseys

[winter pewter]

WHERE’S WALDO

They have to do something because they’re so bad they don’t have the four stars

[warm oar]

I was thinking 1900s red stripes bathing suit that warped somehow. What is this Coney Island, where are your straw boater hats

[warm oar]

Denmark please why are you like this https://www.kkinstagram.com/reels/DY80cD3Me8B/

[warm oar]

Kimi being more disappointed by his men's team than we are by ours, amazing

Additionally, four-time champion Italy missed out after being defeated in the European playoff final by Bosnia and Herzegovina on penalties, becoming the first former champion to miss out on three consecutive World Cups.[79] Similar to 2018 and 2022, Italy was the only former champion that did not qualify.

[winter pewter]

Checos lack of faith in El Tri after they are a home country for this tournament lol

[tribal prairie]

When they didn’t qualify my smile was so big.

I smile every time I remember

[winter pewter]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBybhXS4/

Did they choose their own cities or were they assigned by FIFA because Bosnia got St Louis which has the most Bosnians outside of the EU… now this

[unkempt grove]

they get to choose!

[warm oar]

The Norwegians are in North Carolina, but to be fair here would be not that close to any of the host cities. This is because FIFA refused to discuss details and said take it or leave it and bear the consequences yourselves either way so Minneapolis dropped out for being a host city.

[winter pewter]

Cape Verde chose Boston but then also got a welcome contingent. A lot of grounds crew at the airport are from there. They had a one woman welcome committee worth 1000.

[marsh thicket]

So the pitches might be fucked

[tribal prairie]

Lol

[winter pewter]

No way

[winter pewter]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTBfoDUj8/

[marsh thicket]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRvy395P/