#it’s football or fútbol not soccer

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keen spade
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hard lintel
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my dad’s having a proper go at pickford

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he made a mistake! let him be!

neon warren
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Honestly how is your squad technically so good and you play such shit ball

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Last 10 mins looked like a Bochum game, long passes out the back because the players don't seem to know better

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Crazy to see for me 😂

neon warren
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Well that's my second home probably out

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Poland just not good enough

jolly jetty
unkempt grove
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it’s a lifestyle 💅🏻

true falcon
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We’re watching the Scotland game in Spanish - have commentary given any indication of what’s happened to the Hungarian player?

keen spade
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He went to head the ball but it doesn’t look like he even hit anyone

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Maybe an elbow to the face

unkempt grove
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that was awful

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i get flashbacks to eriksen every time something like that happens

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good they brought the sheets out straight away this time

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hope he’s okay!

keen spade
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They’ve carried on which is always a good sign

true falcon
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I’ve seen a picture, it wasn’t even an elbow really but a freak accident

keen spade
unkempt grove
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yeah there was a lot going on

keen spade
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And obviously (and rightly) they’re not gonna keep showing it

true falcon
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Yeah

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The goalie actually took out one of his own players

neon warren
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Ref in the Germany game was ridiculous

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I know I'm German but I did my best to take off my Germany glasses

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The Hungarian player apparently is conscious again and can be talked to

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According to my football app he has broken multiple bones in his face and suffered a concussion, needless to say his euros are done (so is Hungary's) but mainly he is somewhat okay

neon warren
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although yesterday has at least produced this golden moment, I'd be interested to see some memes on this

keen spade
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my dad feels the same tbh

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i'm guessing you're watching croatia italy instead?

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i'm on spain vs albania

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so we have gabby

neon warren
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Nothing to do with the games dw

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My mate had to flex his landline telephone to place an order at the nearby Dutch border fritjes bar. It was quiet as shit I could not hear a thing when I tried

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I love Gareth Southgate

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Should put up an easy game for Germany

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(we will go out now)

keen spade
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i've seen some unbelievable memes this week

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i'm watching spain vs albania

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slay for croatia

unkempt grove
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fuck italia

keen spade
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Also Albania, ruin the Spanish party pls 🥰

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I know it won’t change anything

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But it’s funny

hard lintel
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so it’s not just mine that does this

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my dad also hates gary lineker

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and gareth southgate

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for reasons unknown

neon warren
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I think there is also a slight innuendo here

charred flower
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I just watched the highlights for Italy v Croatia 😭😣 I’m so depressed for Luka 😭✋🏽

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Also as someone who is rooting for Brazil for copa as of right now this is so frustrating and Colombia 💅💅

charred flower
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🫠🫠 he didn’t deserve this way out

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Also Brazil 🤺 get it together

charred flower
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0-0 that was anticlimactic

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I was expecting at least a 2-0

neon warren
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England man idk

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Why watch these games

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Starting XI can win the euros hands down

charred flower
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At least Brazil was more entertaining than that in my opinion

neon warren
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But Mr. Southgate decides to play wall

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Or well

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Decides to not play football

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I don't get it

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Denmark face Germany over Slovenia because of the fair play ranking lmao

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I'm relatively happy Germany will face Denmark except Spain in the QF will be extremely difficult

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Provided Spain goes through which realistically... they haven't conceded a goal yet

unkempt grove
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no team in this tournament have been particularly impressive honestly

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yup

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which is always kinda the case with international teams cos they don’t play as much

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but it’s usually better than this

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😴

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get gazza out

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but that’s a post tourney thing

neon warren
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Which all in all (IMO) still makes them the most convincing side ahead of, cautious optimism, Germany

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I could direct that England side to the title for sure /jk

unkempt grove
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yeah i’d say germany and spain are looking the best atm

neon warren
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Ah okay I'm not the only one who sees it that way

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My favourites before the tournament were the usual suspects really.

France, Germany, England, Italy, Spain

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3 of these have slipped far down the order since

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I mean how France went to the ro16 with one goal scored by themselves, that being a penalty...

jolly jetty
winter pewter
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Of course.

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It’s like when my mom was in high school in the 70s. The boys got the new basketball course with safety features and the girls were kept in the old one with cement walls.

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What are the odd they built that facility to do this in the first place

cyan rapids
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of course the obvious solution is to relocate two teams rather than relocating one team into portables or coming up with a more efficient way to do this 🙄

keen spade
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that's honestly disgraceful

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wish i could be shocked

unkempt grove
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i love my team 🫠

keen spade
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Imagine if slutty little Grealish was there

unkempt grove
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i’m not crying, promise

keen spade
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Hard not to when someone says short shorts 😉

unkempt grove
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Andy Murray went viral for correcting a journalist’s casual sexism comment back in 2017 and it’s still so valid today.

@andymurray is someone with a platform who uses it to do good, showcasing how simply adding the word “male” to a question or a statement can be so valuable - but yet why do people get so angry about it?

We’re not talking abo...

Likes

18677

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harry kane, i don’t like you x

neon warren
charred flower
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Can’t have nothing

neon warren
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My prediction pre game is draw at FT but Italy win

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Later of course we know Germany win 6-0

charred flower
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Italy now out of the euros

neon warren
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Now the important game

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(I'm not biased)
(don't look at my bio)

charred flower
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lol

unkempt grove
neon warren
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Comment from one of my mates

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"Ffs who is shitting so loud again in Dortmund"

jolly jetty
# unkempt grove

This whole week has been terrible for womens football in england, I appreciate any slander for the mens team

neon warren
hard lintel
keen spade
neon warren
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Bloody hell

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1-0 but we need a pen for it

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Not ideal

neon warren
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2-0, good

jolly jetty
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Kevin will be sad tomorrow and not perform 😭

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||he hasn't performed in months||

keen spade
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Maybe he’s happy with two kids?

neon warren
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I'm so tense rn I actually need a cooldown after this

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Havertz and Sané missing those two sitters

neon warren
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Kai Havertz actually drives me insane

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Aged 10 years again

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So happy we went through still but man I'm so tense

keen spade
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Anthem twice in a day WHAT IS THIS HORROR

winter pewter
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Phew

keen spade
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Does anyone else want a yellow card?!??

charred flower
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U get a card u get a card

winter pewter
keen spade
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Bellingham was first in line

charred flower
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John stones looks like cillian murphy

true falcon
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Design issue I fear

charred flower
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What’s alibaba?

true falcon
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I just turned this on after the goal and it’s awful

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I’m already bored

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How can people who like this tell me F1 is too boring

charred flower
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Ohhh thank u

true falcon
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It will be a big boost to have it tho

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I’m sure they’ll hear in the half time that your blessing has come through

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This England performance makes me feel better about how bad Scotland are

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A mate was explaining to me the other night that these guys have played basically non stop for two years because of the winter World Cup

keen spade
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Yeah it’s been intense tbh

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And the seasons have been so packed because of it

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So a lot of them don’t get proper breaks

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Also if they could go out today we’ll get some of them at Silverstone 🥰

neon warren
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Well I can't lie England is a bit funny to watch

charred flower
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It’s funny bc everyone was saying it’s England’s time 🫠

neon warren
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What 😂

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Every englishman I know said nothing like this

keen spade
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It’s only coming home in the hands of a woman 🥰

neon warren
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Next world cup they might be good

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But Gazza needs to go if they want to win something

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England seems to be the 2024 Bayern Munich of national teams

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The only read ad I've seen is the Saka new balance one

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The song used is good because I've never heard it anywhere except from on CDs at home

charred flower
fallen orchid
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This is wild lol

charred flower
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At least one British man won today 🫠

fallen orchid
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SHUT UPPPPPPPP

true falcon
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So undeserved

fallen orchid
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ON A BIKE TOO????

neon warren
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And that's Jude Bellingham for you

fallen orchid
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Unreal lol

charred flower
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Wow

true falcon
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Insane goal tho

charred flower
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Day after his bday is crazy ngl

true falcon
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As long as this on course to losing on pens

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I’m still happy

neon warren
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Ffs

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Ah man

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And now I have to watch another 30 minutes of Southgate ball

charred flower
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Omg Harry

neon warren
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Imagine you score in the 95th minute and AFTER that you score again in the 91st

jolly jetty
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Have an extreme amount of faith for them instead for me pls

neon warren
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Cba

charred flower
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I hate seeing the players cry

neon warren
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Pickford is so annoying to me

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Infuriating to watch him

fallen orchid
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It’s blinding

neon warren
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I swear I'm not one for physical violence and I will never be, but in world football he might have one of the most punchable faces

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Now I'll stop with the England slander because I'm putting my phone away for the Spain game

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Can you enlighten me on the identity please

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Ahhhh right

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He's probably more punchable when you're actually English/supporting England

jolly jetty
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I love how miserable roy keane is

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Never change king

fallen orchid
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Kanes hair transplant is coming in nicely

unkempt grove
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doesn’t matter how you win a game

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HALA ENGLAND

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oh wait

keen spade
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Husband says Liverpool want a player in the Georgia team so we have to watch the Spain game

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Kvaratskhelia

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👀

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS

keen spade
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I like supporting Georgia cos I feel like I’m supporting women

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Girls are the best 🥰

keen spade
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Traitor

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Ahhhhhhh

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Sorry I’m tired and slow

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But then 5pm games ruin my parenting at bedtime

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If that Georgia shot had been a goal…

hard lintel
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i wonder how it feels for pickford, kane and bellingham carrying that team everywhere

high gulch
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Is anyone watching portugal vs slovenia

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is that how you spell it?

keen spade
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yes it is

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and it's on but i'm not paying tons of attention

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i want to watch ronaldo fail

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i mean... they aren't mutually exclusive?

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i dislike them both

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but right now only one is on my screen

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tbf husband tells me off when i slander ronaldo too much

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weird men and their man idols

high gulch
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I'm just watching the match with my brothers tbh

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Brought some snacks earlier

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Honestly, in this era it's the only time we get to spend together

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But damn, Germany is pwetty 🫠

keen spade
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i'm so enjoying how mad he's getting mwahahaha

high gulch
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You guys that not fair 😭

neon warren
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Not a great game again

neon warren
high gulch
neon warren
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Yessss. I'm about as far west as can be

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I literally live here (I sent this map sometime before for some reference but I still have it here)

high gulch
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ohh kayy

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damn thats so cool tho

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i was watching the game with my bothers until i kept getting distracted by the surroundings of the stadium

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(and the slovakian girls 😮‍💨 i want their genetics frr)

neon warren
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I may be biased in looking out for the girls

high gulch
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i mean idk about guys but when i see a pwetty girl i automatically think damn i wanna look like them

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because the are PWETTY

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okay now i see the flag in your user info bar

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god im learning new things here everyday

neon warren
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I mean well. I've never wanted Germany to win a tournament this much

high gulch
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To be honest with you, i'm rooting for germany

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just dont tell my brothers

neon warren
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I am rooting for Germany for obvious reasons

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(Major Tom will be our new national anthem)

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I currently have the German domestic cup as a keychain, I told myself if Germany win the euros I'd replace it with the euros trophy

high gulch
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that's so nice

neon warren
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Here's my current assortment of keys, just house key, car key, German cup, Nordschleife

high gulch
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woahhh

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i actually like it tbh

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i want one too now

neon warren
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Just a brief summary of myself

high gulch
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maybe my backback tho

neon warren
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Backpacks are good for that too

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I don't personally do it with mine but I did consider

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I have what technically is a bottle opener in the form of a German club's badge too. But I took it off after a while. I am just not actually really supporting the club in question

high gulch
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i love mine tbh im a big backpack lover kinda person

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ahh okay

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i get it

neon warren
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I basically replaced it with the German cup trophy

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Nordschleife was just a bonus

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PEN NOOO

high gulch
neon warren
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Ffs

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Idk about that one

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Oblak I beg

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One of literally 3 players I know in this whole Slovenian squad

high gulch
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NOO you're ahead of me

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💀

neon warren
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I'm like two seconds behind the live feed or so

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Slightly unfair

high gulch
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LETS GET THIS ONE PLSSS

neon warren
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Jan Oblak I beg

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🐐

high gulch
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you better not spoil it for me🤧

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....

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nvm

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you were saying?

neon warren
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I love Jan Oblak

high gulch
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i hope

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they beat germany

neon warren
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It's gonna go to pens isn't it

high gulch
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💀

neon warren
high gulch
neon warren
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else I will get out the water gun 🔫

high gulch
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i mean you're not wrong tho

neon warren
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Ronaldo crying 🗿

high gulch
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😭

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pls

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domt

neon warren
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Wait how far are you behind hold on

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Tell me when it's the kickoff for you

high gulch
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they just showed rolando

neon warren
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I'll put myself that far behind, I always fail to not spoil

neon warren
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I either stay out of the chat or actually put myself behind

high gulch
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that actually broke my heart man

neon warren
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Both of which I kinda cba to do 😂

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Idm Slovenia winning honestly

high gulch
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I do

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I MIND THEM WINNING

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NOW COME ON

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Be honest and tell me slovenia played a fair game

neon warren
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I'm always for the outsiders

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Except if Germany plays then screw the opponent

high gulch
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my stream crashed😃

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i support the team im familiar with

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the players and stuff

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nvm its back on

neon warren
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I'm so tired

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But this is going to penalties isn't it

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Aaaa

high gulch
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idk im still at 26 mins et

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i hope so tho

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This stream is making me really mean atp

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Penalties it is then

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Well

charred flower
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Well that was a brutal last few moments 🫠

high gulch
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i'll go to bed happy today

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frr that was very nerve wrecking

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especially with my stream issues

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how can anyone hate this guy

neon warren
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F for me

high gulch
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kinda breaks my heart seeing the slovenians tho

neon warren
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Predictions going... eh alright ish?

high gulch
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man i had fun watching it

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its been a while since i enjoyed a football match this much

neon warren
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I felt pain with Šeško missing

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He's one of the 3 players of that whole squad I actually know

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Along with Oblak and Iličič

winter pewter
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People complaining about the copa America ref tonight in the US/Uruguay game. Water is wet.

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They got Carli Lloyd against them so they’re wrong.

charred flower
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I swear me and that ref are about to fight

winter pewter
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Carli has your back.

charred flower
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She gets me 🤝

winter pewter
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lol

charred flower
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Geez 🫠😭

fallen orchid
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ITS RIGGED

winter pewter
iron warren
iron warren
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he no longer wears the suspenders and shirt anymore, he's got a custom-jersey but he's still out there kickin'

winter pewter
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You have to commit to the bit.

neon warren
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I am losing my mind

high gulch
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😭

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But you said no one can beat germany

neon warren
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I want to believe it but Havertz exists

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HOW

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HOW

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Nah man

keen spade
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This is so fun for me personally

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Sorry young German person that I am cackling at your pain

high gulch
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My brother is actually the same age as you, and also supporting germany

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I hope no one scores so we get penalties 💀

neon warren
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AAAAAAAA

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This is ridiculous

keen spade
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Haha such a burn

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Ailish isn’t here so she can’t tell me off 🥰🥰

keen spade
high gulch
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I'm gonna shut up from now on😔

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Carlos is gonna be more happy than he was after winning Australia

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.....

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Nvm

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Bro I'm such a jinx

neon warren
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I can't believe it

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Not even gonna watch the second game I cba

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I'm absolutely fuming

charred flower
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Alonso and Carlos

high gulch
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💀💀💀💀

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I don't remember

charred flower
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I don’t wish that tho 🙊🙊

hard lintel
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he’s got the right idea!

high gulch
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Ughhhh

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My brother is so into the game loll

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He came, sat next to me, put his arms around me and isn't letting go😭

high gulch
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Real

robust elk
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Best for Joao Felix to stay off of social media for a couple of days. The Ronaldo fanboys are already sending him death threats

high gulch
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I mean it's not his fault tbh

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I can't even imagine the pressure these guys face

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Fr?

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Wth

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Oh my god

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Well, they should also stay off of social media for a while too then

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Welcome to earth, 2024 edition

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Not from the Portuguese fans

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You think they will spare them?

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💀💀💀💀

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Poor guy tho

robust elk
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It would have been England all over again, so joao’s sacrifice was one I was willing to take

robust elk
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That is to say abuse of any kind isn’t right bc of a game, but I’m glad that France won and was able to avoid it

robust elk
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Oh it definitely is

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Like it sucks but at least none of the black players on Portugal will get that abuse

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Like the tik tok girlies have Joao’s back if anything else

fallen orchid
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OOOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAA OUR HOME AND NATIVE LAND

charred flower
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The quali to now euros is asking for heart problems

keen spade
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We’ve had a British top 3 realistically we’ve had all our good results there 😬

charred flower
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That’s what happened for sainz 😔

charred flower
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Well what does that mean for tomorrow 😟

charred flower
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Omg 🙊

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lol my commentators have been saying most of the euro games have been rather boring 💀💀

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I haven’t watched many of the games this year but almost everyone has had 0 goals for most of the game

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Well ig they did get that flame 😗

charred flower
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Well 🫠

keen spade
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declan my man

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that would have been a beauty

charred flower
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If England win…. What a day to be English

keen spade
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he's missing his bestie

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lohl

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enter shaqiri

charred flower
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Waiting for pens at this point

robust elk
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At this point just begging for a goal for anyone to end this

keen spade
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trent coming on like

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you'll get a gap in about 3 mins

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no IN 3 mins

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not for 3 mins 😂

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god after this its off to indy quali

robust elk
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Foden did not look to happy to be subbed out either. Maybe the rumors about the English team being in shambles were true

keen spade
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accuratre

charred flower
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Penalty torture underway 💀💀😭

keen spade
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waheyeyyyyy

robust elk
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Tbh I thought the English were just like that. Not them all hating each other

charred flower
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Flashbacks 😔🙈

robust elk
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Them continuously trying to prove that penalties is a skill

charred flower
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Well

keen spade
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this is the big thing

charred flower
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🫣

keen spade
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nah i went to bed

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i love bed

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casual sassy little man

robust elk
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That felt like redemption for saka

charred flower
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Good for saka

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The cheer 🥹

keen spade
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super happy for him

robust elk
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Oh god it’s Trent

true falcon
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It’s so much funnier when England lose on penalties though 😭

robust elk
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Well it’s over

keen spade
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PHEWWWWW

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(at trent)

charred flower
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Woahhhhh

robust elk
keen spade
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my love

robust elk
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God John stones is such a terrifying man to look at. Why are his eyes so blue

charred flower
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All three Brits dnf / jk jk

charred flower
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lol

robust elk
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Cillian Murphy with shitty tattoos

jolly jetty
charred flower
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Also France won Pierre got 50 place and ocon in 18 💀

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Netherland won and max is in 4th

neon warren
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I cba

hard lintel
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wants england to do well 🤝 doesn’t want the racists to have any kind of joy

charred flower
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Spain won sainz and Alonso did bad in Spain GP

keen spade
charred flower
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So if Netherlands win then…..

fallen orchid
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The Netherlands coach is the most Dutch looking mother fucker I’ve ever seen

keen spade
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slothcore?

hard lintel
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how sunburnt are they?

charred flower
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To be a Brit at Silverstone watching the england go thru in the euros with the English pole sitter and English legend 😭😔

robust elk
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I feel like I’m watching the same football match over and over again

neon warren
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I have decided that I love the dutch

robust elk
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I hate 1-1 but last minute equalizer would have been very chaotic and fun for me

fallen orchid
hard lintel
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people have been making vote x signs into bellingham signs

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i’ve lost the tweet 😡 but i still love it

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have this instead

charred flower
cyan rapids
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This Spain France game is soooo fun

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Maximum entertainment

charred flower
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The amount of times I’ve heard lamine yamal is only 16 this whole euros 🙉 but that goal was nice

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Literally the fact that I’m like a few months older than arda but I’m like 2 or 3 years older than yamal 😭🫠

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And they’re out here playing in the euros

unkempt grove
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lots of teams put them through school too

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privately

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i imagine only to 16 though

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oh 100% 😂😂😂

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and he’s been allowed to procreate 🤢

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isn’t he having a child already???

harsh python
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yeah

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he just posted it the other day

unkempt grove
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god help them all 🙏🏻

harsh python
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good luck to that child

jolly jetty
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She's also dumb as rocks imo

charred flower
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The dedication from the German part to boo cucurella even if he has the ball for a second is wow

jolly jetty
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I hope they have a wonderful life together

charred flower
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Cause he was mentioned when calling out cheating man city players I think 🤷‍♀️

jolly jetty
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Probably! I stopped paying attention a few years ago to the rumours, he is who he is

robust elk
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He gets caught cheating all the time. So I’m sure a it’s a don’t make me look stupid situation, but he makes her look dumb all the time

charred flower
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I remember the foden cheating on pregnant gf and obvi the walker one recently so 🤷‍♀️ be careful girl

robust elk
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But like congrats to them. I’m sure watching your dad constantly cheat on your mom won’t mentally affect a child

robust elk
charred flower
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The walker one is wild having a whole other family

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Also the fact she is in Germany “supporting” him (not really)

robust elk
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She brought a daily mail journalist with her… like girl can you be any more obvious

charred flower
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His wife did? Or the other woman?

robust elk
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The other woman 🥴

charred flower
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Ohh I didn’t know she was there 🫣

robust elk
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Oh yeah he’s got both families there to watch him put up a disaster class

charred flower
robust elk
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There’s a whole lady who’s keeping up with it on tik tok

charred flower
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Football wag drama is only fun for a little bit bc they’re all getting cheated on

charred flower
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Not every football couple can be Antonella and Messi

unkempt grove
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i agree

charred flower
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lol max saying domination for them

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The amount of orange is crazy

unkempt grove
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hahahahahahaha

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5-0 is on

charred flower
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Already a goal for Netherlands wow

charred flower
unkempt grove
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my sporting luck massively ran out this past weekend

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we’re screwed

charred flower
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That England win after england win was a miracle we used too soon maybe

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But ig they sacrificed George for that

robust elk
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Penalty 👀

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Oh Kane is taking it yikes

charred flower
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Not them bringing up WC France 😭🫣

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Woah

keen spade
charred flower
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The amount of shirtless fans is alarming

robust elk
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Well this game got boring real quick

charred flower
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Oop goal doesn’t count 🫣

robust elk
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Well look at that

true falcon
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I’m sure all the pundits said this would be easy?

charred flower
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Wow

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Be so for real I did not think England would be up on Netherlands

robust elk
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I def thought this was gonna go to penalties

marsh thicket
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So did England win

winter pewter
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lol

charred flower
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Imagine England win w southgate after all that

marsh thicket
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Fun

keen spade
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Madness

marsh thicket
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Work is going to be hell tomorrow

keen spade
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Glad it’s not ET, I want to go to bed

marsh thicket
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Well yeah it’s Spain

charred flower
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Ready for them to be “humbled” by a newly 17 year old

robust elk
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England really shows you can scam your way to the top

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Gives me hope

unkempt grove
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okay off to book monday off work

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doesn’t matter how you win a game, just that you win 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

charred flower
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🙊

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Looks like another Brit driver is about to be sacrificed

robust elk
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Will be sending my love to the women of England no matter the outcome on Sunday

unkempt grove
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watching football in public doesn’t hit the same when it’s not with sir lewis and georgie boy 😭

marsh thicket
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I really hope England win on Sunday because the DV is going to be insane if they don’t

neon warren
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Again I can't believe it

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Lmao

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yeah for sure

winter pewter
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I hope he never returns.

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Go away.

neon warren
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I'm over Germany going out but I think it's just funny

charred flower
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It would be crazy to be Bellingham to win the ucl, have a good season with RM, possibly win the euros and probably be a high contender for ballon d'or

neon warren
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Bellingham is the only player I wouldn't mind england winning the euros for

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However I do naturally hold a grudge against Spain now so who am I to support anyone

charred flower
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And have basically half the female population falling for u 😗 likeee……

neon warren
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is that towards me or who

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If it's towards me I just like blue, I don't support any one team in F1 lol

winter pewter
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Error 404

neon warren
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You do have a point with Saka. I'm like indifferent about him lol

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I'll get the england squad quickly lol I need to check for myself

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But considering 24/26 play in the prem, I've barely seen any of them actually play

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I can somewhat judge with Kane being at Bayern now and Bellingham having been at Dortmund

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I've seen that and thought Southgate made a melon of himself but then I recalled

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He is a melon for letting a team with this class on paper play the ball he plays

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I somewhat wouldn't mind England getting far in the tournament if I see this almost unfair amount of talent (except maybe Spain/France) play amazing football

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But that includes France a lot of the time too

charred flower
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Didn’t southgate say somewhere that if England doesn’t win he’ll quit?

jolly jetty
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🕯️

neon warren
unkempt grove
charred flower
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Ok gotcha 👍

neon warren
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praying for this now hahahaha

cyan rapids
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So many of these England players are great and I would normally wish them the best but alas I can never cheer on England so it must be vamosss Españaaaa for me

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Incidentally let's see if the second half of this Copa America game is as drama filled as the first

robust elk
hard lintel
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i want england to win to see the players happy

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but if england win the racists will also be happy and i don’t want them to be

jolly jetty
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Constantly torn between the fact that the squad is a majority of very nice young men and completely hating england as a concept

charred flower
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This isn’t funny but it is 🙈🙊

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🙊😭😂

marsh thicket
fallen orchid
charred flower
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marsh thicket
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Tonight we find out which is the one true Christian religion

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Protestantism or Catholicism

unkempt grove
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so sweet

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can’t wait for us to get battered xx

fallen orchid
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ITS ONLY 69 DEGREES IN GERMANY RN???

charred flower
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What??

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I swear this game better have good action in comparison to the others

unkempt grove
neon warren
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Viva españa

fallen orchid
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The way I’d kill someone for that temperature it’s like 94 degrees and 80% humidity for like the past two weeks in America

neon warren
marsh thicket
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This is reminding me how boring football is

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Also, Charlotte got to go to Wimbledon, George is at the euros final, did they leave Louis at home?

unkempt grove
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i think he’s in interlagos for WEC

marsh thicket
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Brilliant choice

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The best sport of the day

charred flower
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The booing from the fans anytime Cucurella touches the ball is still strong I see 😭🫠

unkempt grove
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the germans hold a grudge

marsh thicket
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Literally nothing happened

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Why is he on the floor

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Why do 80% of the England players look like they should be in prison

robust elk
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Judging by how some of them have been known to treat their partners they should be

unkempt grove
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not sure cheating warrants prison guys, lbr 😂

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well you will be running a world with lots more prison overcrowding than we already have

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cos it’s way more common than most people think 😂

charred flower
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😭😭

unkempt grove
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amazing 😭

little sequoia
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Is it common in football?

charred flower
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Yes

unkempt grove
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it’s common in all sports

charred flower
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Most sports that have men

little sequoia
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Tbh the only sport I've not heard much about on that front is ice hockey

charred flower
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The Dwayne wade one was wild

unkempt grove
charred flower
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Fair

little sequoia
marsh thicket
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If a female friend asks you to stay the night tonight you bloody well let them

charred flower
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How Neymar’s baby momma took him back after everything is beyond me

unkempt grove
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there’s also the flip side and lots of footballers marry young or are in committed relationships young

marsh thicket
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Or male friend I’m honestly gross for just saying female and I apologise

unkempt grove
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it’s half and half

little sequoia
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I'm honestly scared if Argentina looses what the internet will be like after the Copa final

charred flower
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I want Colombia to win but I also want Messi and di Maria to win 😔

marsh thicket
#

I don’t understand what was wrong there and why saka was on the floor

unkempt grove
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i never want anything good to happen to di maria

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team colombia

charred flower
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The Colombia propaganda has taken over me and my whole feed

little sequoia
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Oop yellow card

robust elk
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Who got the yellow ?

charred flower
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Kane

robust elk
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Idk if this is being reported anywhere else but Spanish media is claiming that’s walkers wife and bm got into an altercation after England’s last match

marsh thicket
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So yellow cards do nothing?

little sequoia
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No they need 2 and they are suspended

robust elk
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Right to the stomach

charred flower
marsh thicket
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But like in rugby you get a yellow card you go sit on a bench for 10 mins to think about what you’ve done

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But in football they get to keep playing?

unkempt grove
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no sin bin 😂

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there’s talks of trailing it though

marsh thicket
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That’s dumb sin bin cam is the best

little sequoia
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Sin bins are more fun thomadmax

unkempt grove
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i think the advantage of being a man down is a lot bigger in football than rugby, personally

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so not sure it works

little sequoia
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Oh fs

marsh thicket
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I honestly wouldn’t know I only know rugby

little sequoia
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The field of play is bigger than rugby and other sin bin sports like ice hockey so not having a man could be more detrimental

marsh thicket
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Oh is it really? I guess that makes sense as we play rugby in football stadiums but not really the other way round

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I’m googling it now lmao

little sequoia
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I'm going off memory honestly but I can look up the dimensions I know that it's slightly smaller than an American football field of play

unkempt grove
#

football pitches can vary in size slightly

marsh thicket
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So can rugby

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Ok according to Google a rugby pitch is technically larger but that’s because of the bit after the try line

little sequoia
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I'm seeing that the actual field of play is shorter but if you cont the goal zone then it's longer?

marsh thicket
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So the actual playing area is very similar

unkempt grove
#

yeah that makes sense

marsh thicket
#

There’s fireworks going off here

unkempt grove
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there’s also more people on a rugby team so being a man down is less noticeable

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15 in union, 13 in league, right?

marsh thicket
#

Until you get to a scrum and you’re suddenly missing a lock 😂

marsh thicket
#

And, shockingly, sevens for 7s

fallen orchid
robust elk
#

Who was he doing this to ???

marsh thicket
#

An English guy on the floor

little sequoia
marsh thicket
#

7s is so fucking fun

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It’s in the Olympics too

little sequoia
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I need to go I've just always had to work

marsh thicket
#

It’s an excuse to wear fancy dress and down beer

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Although I do neither

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I don’t think I’m gonna watch the second half

unkempt grove
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i wouldn’t blame you

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what a boring game

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the whole tournament has been boring honestly

charred flower
#

Real

marsh thicket
#

This is the first football match I’ve watched in probably 10-15 years and it’s not pulled me in to the sport

charred flower
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I swear if we go to……. I’m going to be upset

marsh thicket
#

Does it go straight to penalties or is there extra time first?

unkempt grove
#

unfortunately

robust elk
#

The games that were supposed to give, just really haven’t

marsh thicket
#

So this could go on super late

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Why the fuck did they put it on a Sunday?????

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But everyone needs to go to work and school tomorrow

charred flower
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School?

marsh thicket
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My mum said the schools in my home town are literally starting later so kids can watch the game

charred flower
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Oh summer school nvm

marsh thicket
#

No regular school

charred flower
#

Oh?

marsh thicket
#

Our schools haven’t shut for the summer yet

charred flower
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That’s crazy

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Well ig not if that’s normal

marsh thicket
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The private schools finished last Friday, most state schools (in my area) finish on Wednesday-Friday this week

unkempt grove
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i think the sunday games are to stop as much chaos as a saturday game might cause

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not that it works

marsh thicket
#

Pretty normal for the UK I guess?

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England and wales I mean

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Scotland finished a while ago

charred flower
unkempt grove
#

scotland follow US timings more

charred flower
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They’d riot

unkempt grove
#

we don’t get as long a break as US

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we get longer mid year holidays

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half terms, christmas, easter

marsh thicket
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Still get 6 weeks summer holiday which is enough time for the little shits to run riot

charred flower
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It ends may starts back August in my area

harsh python
#

the summer holidays in Ireland are way longer

charred flower
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Or early June to September

unkempt grove
marsh thicket
#

Tbh as a worker I actually enjoy school holidays because the roads to work are so much quieter

unkempt grove
#

when i learned how long america gets off school (from phineas and ferb), i was fuming

marsh thicket
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(I drive past 3 private schools)

harsh python
marsh thicket
harsh python
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not back until September

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and we also get halloween, mid-term, easter breaks etc.

charred flower
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Yeah that would be helpful especially in senior year

unkempt grove
marsh thicket
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Parents would riot if they had to have kids that long

charred flower
unkempt grove
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i don’t understand how america do it

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with their lack of annual leave too

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makes you understand why summer camps are a big thing

marsh thicket
#

School to prison pipeline too

charred flower
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I’m glad my mom didn’t send me to away summer camp

marsh thicket
#

A few of my friends worked camp America during uni

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I wanted to do it but I hate children

unkempt grove
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i did it for 3 summers

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i loved it

charred flower
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I’m afraid someone would have drowned me or bullied me 😗

marsh thicket
#

It does seem like an amazing opportunity

harsh python
#

boom

marsh thicket
#

Wait is something happening?

unkempt grove
#

lollllll

marsh thicket
#

Did it restart?

unkempt grove
#

how embarrassing

marsh thicket
#

I PAUSED MY TV 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

charred flower
#

😂😂

marsh thicket
#

I didn’t even realise I’d done that 😂

robust elk
#

Kyle walker looked absolutely horrid in that

marsh thicket
#

Rule espana espana rules the waves

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Wait have they changed ends

charred flower
#

Dang

marsh thicket
#

I love that the king of Spain is in a Spain football shirt

unkempt grove
robust elk
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He seems to be a big football fan. He made sure that gavi went to the final

charred flower
#

Even after the princess thing?

unkempt grove
#

i’m so sad spain could win the euros without both gavi and pedri 😭

marsh thicket
charred flower
robust elk
charred flower
unkempt grove
#

what do you mean, it’s basically barcelona

charred flower
unkempt grove
#

we call it the barcelona of the UK

charred flower
#

Correct me if I’m wrong

unkempt grove
#

we get linked with anyone and everyone every transfer window honestly

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we get used to boost contracts

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it’s a curse

robust elk
unkempt grove
#

honestly i would

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we’re linked with de ligt, let’s get them reunited

robust elk
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May their true love bring Man U much success

robust elk
#

Wondering if he could still play football if they were together

charred flower
#

I don’t think so bc of his duties

harsh python
#

LANDO

robust elk
#

Oh hi Lando

unkempt grove
#

that’s what i want to see, more lando

marsh thicket
#

I missed him

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Not that I care but that’s annoying

unkempt grove
#

now show george!

robust elk
#

I don’t think you can do that Nico

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And now a free kick

charred flower
#

Be so fr Williams

robust elk
#

Things are getting just a little spicy

little sequoia
unkempt grove
#

oh tas, i hate to break it to you

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but it’s gonna happen

charred flower
#

Dang

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The Spain players clashing together

robust elk
#

I really hate how they keep talking about how England hasn’t won anything as if the lionesses aren’t right there

unkempt grove
#

they’ve got a lot better at it than they used to be, but still not great

marsh thicket
#

Are England supposed to be good

winter pewter
#

Are you guys doing ok

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Checking in

robust elk
#

They’ve like objectively not had the best tournament and at times have made it by the skin of their teeth

neon warren
marsh thicket
#

I’m gonna go shower

unkempt grove
#

england on paper should be so good

charred flower
unkempt grove
#

but they are not in reality that good

#

but it doesn’t matter how you win games, only that you do win them

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and that’s what they’ve done so far

#

but eventually, you will hit a wall

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our wall is spain

marsh thicket
#

Tbh I don’t know why I’m snarking considering the Welsh rugby team

robust elk
marsh thicket
charred flower
#

I wanna be lamine yamal if Spain wins

harsh python
#

oh no

robust elk
#

I think this is the first time I’ve seen Cole Palmer

charred flower
#

Omgggg

unkempt grove
#

COLE PALMER I HATE YOU BUT SLAY

keen spade
marsh thicket
#

Wait I missed them scoring

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I was watching TikTok

charred flower
#

I wish I had a home country to root for 🫠🙈

neon warren
#

Ffs 😂

winter pewter
#

They’re gonna send you away Lou

marsh thicket
#

To an asylum? Yes please

winter pewter
#

England football team is scared of you and they can’t score if you’re looking

marsh thicket
#

What happens if after the 5 penalties no one has scored

winter pewter
#

France wins

unkempt grove
harsh python
marsh thicket
unkempt grove
#

united once lost a tournament 12-13 on penalties

marsh thicket
#

A brown person saying that to a white person, how the turn tables

winter pewter
marsh thicket
#

Gross

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Are they cheering “USA”

unkempt grove
#

doubtful 😂

charred flower
#

I need a lamine goal for giggles

unkempt grove
charred flower
#

Where’s Carmen I wonder

unkempt grove
#

he banished her when spain scored

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probably

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tas fuck off

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fuck off

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fuck off x

winter pewter
#

lolol

harsh python
#

yay

robust elk
#

That goal came out of no where

marsh thicket
#

I was watching when that happened

#

There’s 4 mins left right

#

Is it not 90 minutes long

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and we’re at minute 87:31

#

UGH

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WHY

unkempt grove
#

they don’t stop the clock like in rugby

marsh thicket
#

Stupid

robust elk
#

The Spanish players are pumped

#

Amazing save by olmo

charred flower
#

Oh no

marsh thicket
#

So the England team are like lando, bottlers

#

Awww he got an ouchie in his tum tum

#

Well the women have won

fallen orchid
unkempt grove
#

not sure they are bottlers as much as overachievers in that they should never have got this far in the first place 😂

marsh thicket
#

How was that a foul?

robust elk
#

Damn losing the euros two times in a row is brutal

harsh python
#

so Spain have now won the euros the most

marsh thicket
#

Well that’s 90 minutes of my life I’ll never get back…

robust elk
#

Someone should kiss

robust elk
marsh thicket
#

Christ

#

Monaco

hard lintel
#

didn’t think i’d say this but i’m sad for them

marsh thicket
#

Least you get pretty pictures of Monaco

#

Southgate will be sacked surely

robust elk
#

Which family do y’all think walker will cry about this to later

hard lintel
#

i’m sad for the players

unborn cedar
#

It’s not coming home

unkempt grove
unborn cedar
#

Again

marsh thicket
unkempt grove
#

they wanted him to stay but he said after the world cup, he’d leave

unborn cedar
#

Morata has me sobbing

charred flower
#

Anticlimactic but copa will kill me personally

unborn cedar
#

Cause I know how much this means to him

marsh thicket
#

Is Willy crying

unkempt grove
#

if there’s one footballer i’d happily punch in the face, it’d be alvaro morata

hard lintel
#

i also don’t like that some americans in one of my other servers are getting a kick out of this

unborn cedar
#

My least fave stat is how domestic abuse cases in the England go up when England loses

hard lintel
#

but even more if they lose

unborn cedar
#

Yup

marsh thicket
hard lintel
#

my house is suspiciously calm

marsh thicket
#

My building is suspiciously calm but then we had fireworks just before half time for some unknown reason

charred flower
#

I’m interested to see the videos of English people reacting later

hard lintel
#

i was surprised at town being deserted as well

unkempt grove
#

it’s not just in england

hard lintel
#

i fully expected to get off the bus into a crowd of enraged england fans

marsh thicket
#

It’ll come home again in 2025

hard lintel
#

anyway, that’s my two-yearly crush on jordan pickford done 😭

robust elk
unborn cedar
#

Yamal 16 years old winning his first Euro.
Me 32 and I’ve done nothing

unkempt grove
#

well after years of disappointment, 2 finals, a semi and a quarter final in 6 years isn’t half bad xx

unkempt grove
unborn cedar
#

Fuck, I didn’t know

charred flower
#

What a bday week for him

unborn cedar
#

Still!!! DAVID VILLA

#

💜💜

marsh thicket
unborn cedar
unkempt grove
marsh thicket
#

Maybe wales will win

#

And maybe pigs will fly

unborn cedar
#

Wait no

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I’m crying

#

Cause Jesus Navas finally has his second Euro

marsh thicket
#

Me

unborn cedar
#

JUSR LIKE HIS BESTIE RAMOS

#

😭😭😭😭

robust elk
neon warren
#

My app says it's not so set in stone after all

#

So I shall see

unborn cedar
neon warren
#

I need more info

marsh thicket
#

The commentators just said “this might be his last game”

neon warren
#

Well yeah, might

#

I'm quite curious

marsh thicket
#

Did they add the Spanish themed ribbons to the trophy

unborn cedar
marsh thicket
#

Cute

unborn cedar
#

Or like I think the other times I’ve seen it too

marsh thicket
#

He looks about 10

charred flower
#

“They’re coming home” 💀💀

unborn cedar
#

I just hope playing the Olympics after this won’t break him

marsh thicket
#

For beer yes

#

With a meal

#

Oh no beer any time I think

#

So is everyone getting a mini trophy what is going on

#

Why are there no little captions

robust elk
#

I don’t think they care much for German laws.. they were walking the line with lamine even playing the tournament

marsh thicket
#

No the people getting trophies not medals

unborn cedar
marsh thicket
#

No I mean what was being presented to those two Spanish guys

unborn cedar
#

Now they are getting best goal

#

I think and top scorer

marsh thicket
#

Refs are getting their medals now

unkempt grove
marsh thicket
#

Which is gross

unkempt grove
#

lamal got young player, rodri got player

marsh thicket
robust elk
#

Wait this means the person who’s predicted the winner for wc and euros for the next ten yrs was right

unkempt grove
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that would be too accessible

marsh thicket
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True they hate us disableds

marsh thicket
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Hahahahahahhahahaha as if ofcom would do anything

unkempt grove
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UEFA are awful

marsh thicket
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Will Willy congratule the Spaniards too

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He’s a prince I’m pretty sure he can get away without going

unborn cedar
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Yamal is so excited 😂

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He’s like a kid at a candy story

marsh thicket
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As if the royal family has ever set a good example?????

unkempt grove
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pedri, my love

unborn cedar
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“Do I get my medal now?”

marsh thicket
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I thought there was only 11 and like 5 subs on the team there seems to be millions of them

unkempt grove
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the spanish team is actually kinda unlikeable, hey

marsh thicket
unborn cedar
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They brought a couple that didn’t play

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I think Gavi was there and he’s still injured

marsh thicket
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King Felipe is her 3rd cousin so

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Oh the first

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I’m blind

unkempt grove
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gavi wasn’t in the squad, i think he just travelled

marsh thicket
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I haven’t got my glasses on Tas

unkempt grove
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they pick their team and subs from the 23

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she’s so french

marsh thicket
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I wish I was French and still had freedom of movement

unkempt grove