it’s football or fútbol not soccer

[unkempt grove]

that's very unrealistic, have you met united

we're not city

[hard lintel]

they’re like the ferrari of football teams

[undone idol]

Ailish you are having a DAY in this discord huh

[unkempt grove]

i mean she's kinda not wrong

unfortunately

[hard lintel]

cause i genuinely don’t get it right

how are you winning 2-0 against wolves

i miss maybe 40 minutes and i see it’s ended 4-3???

[unkempt grove]

not gone or dead to clarify

mood

[hard lintel]

i love doing commentary for my bf 😭

[unkempt grove]

half the luton team are ex-united so honestly however this turns out, it's a win for us

[hard lintel]

what was that for fernandez

come on now

[unkempt grove]

not good enough, i know tas x

[jolly jetty]

Sort of! I'm an embarrassment to my family so don't compete but I tend to bully my dad to let me go out occasionally just us

I have an underlying health condition which means I'm quite weak, so I have the muscle memory from kayaking for 20 years but lack the strength to do a race unless it's in a double

[undone idol]

An embarrassment to your family YIKE

I like kayaking SO MUCH

There's a place near me in fully urban Chicago where you can rent kayaks on the Chicago river and I did that a fair number of times and reallyenjoyed it

It was how I learned the existence of the rowing team I then joined

[unkempt grove]

luton should be embarrassed that they appealed so hard for that

[unkempt grove]

phew

that had them coming back all over it

glad they didn't

[hard lintel]

get it liverpool

[unkempt grove]

get out liverpool

[hard lintel]

wanted chelsea to win it though ngl

liverpool aren’t loved in this house

[snow harness]

I knew we were going to lose but it still hurts

[unkempt grove]

i wanted pens

i’d hyped myself for pens

[hard lintel]

i was convinced they’d have pens

[snow harness]

If anything they should be embarrassed how close it was

I would’ve died if we had pens

[unkempt grove]

it was a good game as a neutral

[hard lintel]

very good very fun

[snow harness]

I hate this sport so much (endearing)

[unkempt grove]

i feel ya

[hard lintel]

“rhythm at the expense of the blues” PLEASE 💀

[unkempt grove]

if it helps, my team got beat by fulham yesterday

[hard lintel]

yeah that one hurt

i had hope in them!

if it makes you feel any better though fulham did beat my team 5-0

[snow harness]

Lmao yes I laughed

[hard lintel]

not sure i’m completely over it tbh

a loss sucks but a 5-0 loss is just that much worse

i’m so sorry but i am giggling slightly at chelsea’s walk of shame

[keen spade]

LIIIIIIIVERPOOL, LIIIIVERPOOL

LIIIIIIIVERPOOL, LIIIIVERPOOL

If we’d had our first team i think it would have been a very different , it was all the lil babbies 🥹🥹

£1,000,000 and that’s what it bought 😬

[hard lintel]

i do love seeing the younger players get a chance!

[keen spade]

lil Danns is such a baby 🥹

[hard lintel]

he is 🥹

premier league u21 teams get to play in league 1 iirc

which btw is bloody hilarious because it means forest u21s could end up playing derby’s first team

[unkempt grove]

nah that's not a thing

they have a separate league

they play a cup where league 1 down join though

[hard lintel]

i knew it was something like that

just couldn’t remember which way round they did it

[unkempt grove]

also winning cups with kids, yeah never head of it 👀

[hard lintel]

LMFAO sorry luton

[fallen orchid]

haaland is absolutely unstoppable today

[hard lintel]

i’m not supposed to be enjoying this 😭

[fallen orchid]

i am lol, i root for so many other bad teams, its nice to have a team thats good lol

[hard lintel]

matches with a big goal margin are fun until it’s my team

me watching anyone else lose 7-2: LMFAO LOOK AT THESE LOSERS
me, when forest lost 5-0 to fulham: 😶

[fallen orchid]

💯 💯 💯

[hard lintel]

i feel like how embarrassing a loss is depends on who you are and who you’re playing

like if you’re man city getting battered by aston villa i’d personally go hide in a hole

[fallen orchid]

yeah, like if a team thats supposed to do this, its much less embarassing

[hard lintel]

but a team like forest losing to liverpool js inevitable

(they’re my team and i love them but holy fuck they’re not very good at the whole winning thing)

[hard lintel]

united play forest tonight

that’ll be interesting

[keen spade]

and liverpool on saturday

big week at home

traffic near mine is horrific haha

[hard lintel]

wanting my bf to be happy 🤝 refusal to be a traitor

i’m a bit sad really bc we were supposed to be there

i was even willing to sit in united’s end

if that’s not love and commitment idk what is

i don’t know anything about them aside from that their away or third kit is an absolute vibe

[unkempt grove]

yanited

[keen spade]

Tas I beg you do not

Oh good your mother is here

@unkempt grove we cannot allow her to fall like this

[unkempt grove]

tories xxx

[keen spade]

And they spent £1mil on a team who can’t even win

[hard lintel]

we are so fucked 😭

hold up forest are actually having a go at the goal

[jolly jetty]

https://twitter.com/TheReevHD/status/1762588361733136418?t=w2tks5J6gJ6NXdh-nWzIjg&s=19

Reev (@TheReevHD) on X

Oooo I'm Erling Haaland and Kevin De Bruyne and I've realised it's February so should start actually trying so Man City win everything until the end of the season.

Grow up.

Twitter · Feb 27, 2024, 9:19 PM

[unkempt grove]

grow up indeed

[hard lintel]

why can’t forest have someone like the@

think about it right

city can’t have the glory of having a pair of goal machines

which basically secures the manchester derby for united every time

this match makes no sense to me though by all reasonable metrics you should be absolutely battering us

that aged well 😀

[unkempt grove]

well i cant believe it took us till the 89th minute 🙃

and now we might play lpool next, we’re doomed

[keen spade]

If they do it late at night it could be past our children’s bedtime!

[fallen orchid]

ROOM 5

[unkempt grove]

i said room 1 is the biggest red flag

i’m going 6 or 2

[jolly jetty]

Room 6 has been reserved in my name

Sorry

[unkempt grove]

uh oh

guess i’m having 2

(not mad about it, sergio ramos is 🥵)

i’d take 9 too

[harsh python]

9 seems cute and fun

[jolly jetty]

I am a mount girlie but I am taking the chance to be in a room with lewis and david with both hands

[unkempt grove]

also tell me room 10 isn’t the same person

oscar and chiesa are so same vibes

[unborn cedar]

A man who has boys in one room, girl in another party without cellphones. Red flag

[keen spade]

room 9 or room 7 without lando x

that's fair! i'll take my main man AA23

[hard lintel]

probably 4 tbh

[unkempt grove]

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGeU69WmA/

@hard lintel most of your team have taste

i’m gonna need more teams to continue doing this

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGeU6Ggg3/

[hard lintel]

can my family actually fuck off with their “everyone’s against forest” agenda

it’s not a fucking conspiracy. liverpool scored. who gives a fuck

[unkempt grove]

another one

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGeUSVrqA/

[undone idol]

The one who said Lando gets points, that's someone who actually follows the series. Lewis and even Max you can say without knowing anything 😂

(Lewis is still the correct answer, Ailish do not yell at me)

[undone idol]

Hold on who said Pierre

🚩🚩🚩

[unkempt grove]

that is alphonse areola who is french and used to play for PSG so i’m guessing they’ve likely met before

[unkempt grove]

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGeUynS53/

i can’t cope with the crossover of my two sports

also @undone idol the pierre guy here is also french

leon goretza saying lando checks out

but rafa guerreiro saying oscar is so rogue and i’m here for it

[keen spade]

Have we seen any Bayern players at an f1 race?

[unkempt grove]

hmm i feel like harry kane has been at silverstone

other than that, i’m not sure i’ve seen them

[keen spade]

But probably when he played for Tottenham

He’s done a MH awareness thing with GR tho iirc?

[unkempt grove]

yeah he did!

we need more footballers at gp’s

[keen spade]

Stupid season

[unkempt grove]

i guess the season doesn’t align that well with the football season

[keen spade]

It’s usually only Monaco and Silverstone for EPL players

There’s no F1 during the winter break that they get

[unkempt grove]

sad for us honestly

[keen spade]

A few did Paul Ricard when we were there

[keen spade]

Mostly me and you

[unkempt grove]

yeah i’m sure it’s easier when it’s in the country they play - i know juan mata went to suzuka last year cos he was playing out in japan

[keen spade]

Lucky us getting Neymar and Patrice Evra this weekend… 🙄

When Henderson was selling his soul he went to either Qatar or Abu Dhabi I think

[hard lintel]

todays a big one

glory glory man united and all that

[keen spade]

That was a great goal

[hard lintel]

i’m dying

i sent my dad a message like go on united

not even 30 seconds after i sent it they scored

my dad doesn’t like united at all

[hard lintel]

i’m such a lovely daughter

[keen spade]

https://tenor.com/view/tyra-jussie-rooting-for-you-you-failed-me-mad-i-was-rooting-for-you-we-were-all-rooting-for-you-gif-13569878

[hard lintel]

this is fucking tragic

[unkempt grove]

yeah it’s all part of the long anti-liverpool game, don’t worry guys

[fallen orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/foden-manchester-city-gif-26858815

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

[undone idol]

Ohhh fair then

Cause you do not have Pierre as your offiical favorite F1 driver on, uh, record

(Sorry Pierre)

(Kind of)

[undone idol]

I don't know who that guy is but he's my new favorite for saying Oscar

[hard lintel]

other french drivers are available (but i don’t like ocon)

[undone idol]

that's a you problem, noodle boy is great 😂

[hard lintel]

i have a soft spot for pourchaire

purely because one of my friends love him

[undone idol]

Ooh. Couldn't be me 💀

[unkempt grove]

oh no, not theo

estie is the only acceptable french driver, so you have a problem on your hands

[hard lintel]

i don’t understand it at all

i look at pourchaire like “stupid smug french ego the size of the planet dickhead”

then there’s a tiny part of me that goes “but nik loves him so stop that”

[undone idol]

Oh so we do agree then, good 😂

[keen spade]

See I don’t stop here but my feelings get less positive

[undone idol]

And hair taller than the ego, don't forget

[hard lintel]

i could tolerate him if it wasn’t for the ego

[unkempt grove]

so you don’t like him, you can stay

[hard lintel]

i don’t

i think he’s awful

[unkempt grove]

amazing

glad we cleared that up

[hard lintel]

😭

[unkempt grove]

it does xx

[jolly jetty]

Was actually concerned after I saw she was in court but nah she's fine https://twitter.com/6NewsAU/status/1765325884503052711?t=uJYbC9252sdUS7AEgkNLPg&s=19

6 News Australia (@6NewsAU) on X

#BREAKING 🚨 Police will allege Sam Kerr called an officer a “stupid white bastard” after the Matildas captain was charged with intentially causing racially aggravated harassment, the Sun reports | #6NewsAU

Twitter · Mar 6, 2024, 10:37 AM

Police officer clearly is a stupid bastard for trying to press charges

[fallen orchid]

lol i saw this in the news and i was worried, but then i saw she said "stupid white bastard" and was like oh okay so its nothing

[iron warren]

my favorite tweet on this so far

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1765391857968615578

BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs) on X

please respect the name of my signature candle and fragrance line

Twitter · Mar 6, 2024, 2:59 PM

[languid iris]

my favorite one was i can’t wait for this to get tweeted at alexi lalas 59 times a day

[unkempt grove]

😂😂

[fallen orchid]

absolutely brilliant

[winter pewter]

https://vxtwitter.com/cjzero/status/1765582620514029843?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

I think the pitch is a bit soggy.

[undone idol]

I’m so pleased to recognize this tweeter, he has historically been very funny

[marsh thicket]

I’m obsessed with your hijab

[jolly jetty]

Using soft butch quokka as a term of endearment from now on https://twitter.com/AsFarce/status/1765643664557015339?t=SnbNAjC4q_KM8ApAMghbYg&s=19

Liz Crash (@AsFarce) on X

Sam Kerr is Australia’s sweetheart btw. very popular across the political spectrum, like a sort of soft butch quokka that’s really good at sport

Twitter · Mar 7, 2024, 7:40 AM

[fallen orchid]

now im pictuing a quokka dressed as a butch lesbianlol

[fallen orchid]

COME ON CITY

[undone idol]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3-qEByCt65/?igsh=MWJnZGdodmsyZ3VoMw==

westhamwomen

🏁 Looks like Jess is a fan of every @f1 driver! 😂

Our Hammers revealed their favourite Formula One racers as the sport makes its comeback this weekend! 💨

Likes

31723

Instagram

I don’t even go here

But now I’m getting these on my Instagram 😂

I wonder what nationality the woman who said Oscar or DannyRic is 😂😂😂

[unkempt grove]

yayyyyyy

[undone idol]

I particularly liked the one that was like well I like Lando, and Charles, and Max… but Carlos, cause he’s hot 😂

Like I cannot fault that reasoning

[hard lintel]

i’m in such a predicament over the PL title

can’t support arsenal bc bestie likes spurs

can’t support city bc boyfriend likes united

don’t like liverpool in general 😭

[unkempt grove]

arsenal are definitely the lesser of all evils

[keen spade]

As a Liverpool fan I agree

[hard lintel]

i also wouldn’t support city because they’re a bunch of cheating assholes

(financial fair play)

[unkempt grove]

tin pot club

[hard lintel]

this isn’t even a result of me leaning towards united

i hated them before and i hate them now 😭

i can deal with arsenal or liverpool getting the title

i just don’t want it to be city

everton got punished for financial fair play, so city should too

they’ve got nearly a decade’s worth of charges 😭

[unkempt grove]

nah we don’t want liverpool to get it cos they’ll match united’s number

if rather city got it than liverpool

but arsenal overall

[hard lintel]

i’ll take arsenal in that case

my dad said it’ll be forest 💀

[unkempt grove]

oh he’s delusional, nice

[hard lintel]

he is

he thinks this team are going to survive relegation

[jolly jetty]

Arsenal deserve to win again although it would be nice for klopp to get it in his final year

I just like seeing pep cry, he's my man but i still want to see him sad

[keen spade]

(wrong strategy) (pep is bald)

[undone idol]

@stark trail I'm sorry, I don't know if you actually want new friends, but you have one now because @keen spade is very excited that you support Liverpool but also @unkempt grove is your new sworn enemy. But I will tell Ailish to shut up if you need, I'm not scared of her ❤️

[stark trail]

LOL

And yes, love new friends

[jolly jetty]

It's ok, we ignore ailish in this household

[stark trail]

And frenemies

😅

[undone idol]

I mean I try to

she's very loud

[unkempt grove]

YANITED YANITED YANITED

[unkempt grove]

my libra moon is very offended

[unkempt grove]

hi, you rang? 😂

[keen spade]

YAY LIVERPOOL FRIEND 🥰🥰

@median island is also Liverpool friend

[stark trail]

Yasss

[keen spade]

And @unkempt grove is just brainwashed and deluded bless her, sympathetic pats for ailish

[unkempt grove]

i’m sorry, out of this whole conversation here, which one of us supports our local team? 👀👀👀

i can be one of those people, ya know

[keen spade]

… that just proves the brainwashed and deluded narrative?

[unkempt grove]

YANITED

[keen spade]

Bless, the poor little brainwashed Mancunian can’t say anything else ☹️

(At least you aren’t a city fan)

[unkempt grove]

we can all collectively agree on that at least

the enemy

[jolly jetty]

But pep

And jack

[unkempt grove]

no lauren

they’re the exception

it’s ok

[jolly jetty]

(I do not support city)

[keen spade]

Jack is still villa at heart

[unkempt grove]

well not pep, i’ll allow you jack

[undone idol]

I love you shouting this directly after the "you're brainwashed" comment

[jolly jetty]

I just thirst

[unkempt grove]

thirsting over jack grealish is allowed

[keen spade]

He’s gone and got a stupid injury so no slutty short pictures stupid boy

[unkempt grove]

he’s an england player

[keen spade]

We have needs

[unkempt grove]

i think he's everyones fav himbo

we'll allow it

he barely plays for them anyway

[keen spade]

it makes him more endearingly stupid

"I hear you're like a football encyclopaedia jack?"
confused laughter "i don't know what that is"

he makes charles look highly intelligent (affectionate)

[winter pewter]

I can’t make any Premier League team allegiance last more than a game

I’ve tried

[unkempt grove]

facts

[keen spade]

it's a good night to be a liverpool fan 😎

[median island]

I’ve been called for new friends and Liverpool fans at that

I blame Ellie for this love

[unkempt grove]

i blame ellie for a lot

[keen spade]

and yet you get a lot back too

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-perfectlybalanced-gif-18301221

[unkempt grove]

leo sun/scorpio rising vs scorpio sun/leo rising

it's almost like we were meant to be

[keen spade]

awww you love me 🥹

yin and yang

[median island]

If any Liverpool wants to fall in love with me that would be great

[winter pewter]

I thought about Liverpool bc that is where the ancestors are from but the games are so early (same time as most f1 europe races)

[keen spade]

we're playing now and winning 4-0 😄

but yes, timings for you guys are not fun

[median island]

I watch the replays on peacock if I don’t get up in time lol

[unkempt grove]

can you even understand scousers talking?

cos i live 30 minutes down the round and i struggle

[keen spade]

tbf i had a meeting with a manc today and i the whole time i was like MAYBE HE KNOWS AILISH

[unkempt grove]

hahahahaha

yes we do indeed all know each other

[keen spade]

i knew it!

[winter pewter]

It’s just so far away

[winter pewter]

I watch all matches in Spanish. Problem solved.

[unkempt grove]

oh that's rich coming from someone who lives in brum

[unkempt grove]

amazing, best way to do it

[keen spade]

they don't talk they just kick

[winter pewter]

Vamos Telemundo

[keen spade]

no one supports jack grealish to hear him talk

UTV

[unkempt grove]

no but if moni married one, i'd assume they'd have to talk

even if it is just to swap vows

[keen spade]

not all the players are scouse, although the academy is popping off atm

but yes, you'd hope there's at least a little conversation 😂

[winter pewter]

I’m learning so many terms and phrases

In the Kings English

[jolly jetty]

he is such a beautiful man

he seems so kind too 🥹

he's back in spain now, real betis

[hard lintel]

GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED 🔴🔴🔴🔴

[hard lintel]

also yeah that’s me

unfortunately

[unkempt grove]

ugh he really is

[hard lintel]

see if i lived somewhere like manchester i’d just support united then i’d have a half decent home team

but nooooo i’m from nottingham and it’s slim pickings over here!

league one team or PL team barely avoiding relegation

[keen spade]

hey don't knock county!

they're shit but they embrace it

[hard lintel]

i want some of whatever liverpool’s smoking

[keen spade]

all the babies about to come on do too

[undone idol]

<ailish voice> disgusting

[unkempt grove]

hahahahaha

[keen spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jealous-danny-mullen-are-you-envious-are-you-green-eyed-are-you-covetous-gif-7598064818211803900

[keen spade]

Insane comeback by leverkusen

[jolly jetty]

What is she on? https://twitter.com/beckytaylorgill/status/1768297754323767544?t=bI0Igd7GVosYo3YYEXC_UA&s=19

Becky Taylor-Gill (@beckytaylorgill) on X

“Player to coach relationships are inappropriate, player to player relationships are inappropriate” Emma Hayes in her press conference just now. I expect the second part of that quote might raise a few eyebrows considering how many player relationships we see in the WSL.

Twitter · Mar 14, 2024, 3:26 PM

[unkempt grove]

oh no

player to player relationships are inappropriate???

that’s gonna cause some backlash

[jolly jetty]

Jess Carter is already liking tweets about the situation 💀

Half the chelsea squad are dating eachother

[unkempt grove]

literally!!

half the WSL honestly

[languid iris]

oh noooooo

[winter pewter]

Don’t tell the Us and Canadian women’s hockey teams.

[jolly jetty]

It's all come up because a 2nd Leicester womens coach has been found to be in a relationship with a player but I have no idea why she'd bring up the player/player relationships when asked about it

[unkempt grove]

yeah they’re not comparable at all

[median island]

It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to makes

[median island]

Look we’ll make it work

Writing it down until I learn to understand them 😂

[hard lintel]

does anyone but scousers understand scouse talk?

[median island]

I’ll report back when i somehow make one of them fall in love with me

[winter pewter]

Good luck

[hard lintel]

jfc united

i was watching with my bf and he’s currently losing his shit (positive)

[cyan rapids]

I was watching the Liverpool v United game - which was great fun as a neutral and somehow found myself yelling YANITED when the scored the winner - I blame you @unkempt grove lol

[unkempt grove]

omg if this is my legacy, i can die happy 😍😍😍😍

yanited yanited

[hard lintel]

united i love you but omfg did you HAVE to leave it that late

i hope that heart attack was worth it!

[hard lintel]

i’m omw to get in trouble 😭

[unkempt grove]

yanited yanited

[hard lintel]

update: i’m still wearing it. he’s getting it back next week 😂

until then i’m guarding this thing with my life

[hard lintel]

we’ve ended up on the topic of england’s shirt

i don’t get why everyone’s so offended over the little fun flag

[jolly jetty]

They're a bunch of wetwipes

It's a 10/10 shirt

[unkempt grove]

it’s such a good shirt

literally who cares

[jolly jetty]

"It's woke" will you get a grip?

[hard lintel]

it’s a tiny thing on the back of the shirt

no one’s even going to see it

[unkempt grove]

also not the first time england shirts have had random coloured flags on them

[hard lintel]

like come on now is it really that deep 😭

[winter pewter]

Have they seen the Team GB Paris 2024 flag yet? They might have an aneurysm if they’re reacting like this to the shirt.

[jolly jetty]

I haven't actually seen that one

[hard lintel]

i haven’t either

[jolly jetty]

Not to give the french their flowers, but their uniform is sick this year

[unkempt grove]

wait till they hear st george isn’t even english

[jolly jetty]

AAHHHH BISEXUALS

[hard lintel]

the way people were going on about this england shirt i thought it was an absolutely massive print

then i saw one in the flesh

and was like “oh it’s just that little thing on the back?”

[unkempt grove]

hahah tbf our olympic shirts have always looked similar to that

[winter pewter]

They’ll find a way!!

[hard lintel]

also people’s “it’s our national identity!!!” reasoning feels a bit like thinly veiled racism

[winter pewter]

well

[jolly jetty]

thinly

[hard lintel]

there’s usually a certain kind of people that wave around england flags and get offended by such things

[unkempt grove]

it’s very open at this point honestly

[winter pewter]

I bet they have vapors when they see Welsh flags.

[hard lintel]

honestly if i see anyone flying a union jack or england flag in their garden i assume they’re dickheads

other countries’ flags though? fine by me, fly that flag

[jolly jetty]

I think context matters a lot for me with flag waving

[unkempt grove]

2011 GK kit: HOW DARE WE

[jolly jetty]

Like spanish flags? Also sus

[hard lintel]

how come?

[winter pewter]

well

[hard lintel]

this is something i genuinely have no idea about

[jolly jetty]

Again very right wing country and nationalistic

[hard lintel]

that makes sense

[unkempt grove]

i’m also in china right now and have lots of thoughts about flags but they might be watching me so i’ll wait till im home

[jolly jetty]

Cute mixed flag bunting hanging? That's fun

[winter pewter]

Who acts like they had no part in the complete wipe out colonization in the Americas.

[hard lintel]

love the colour scheme. hate that design though 😭

[winter pewter]

It’s very busy.

It makes me dizzy.

Maybe that’s the point.

Confuse the completion. Score 7 goals.

[jolly jetty]

I think that was the goalies kit iirc

[winter pewter]

Goal keeper has fallen down.

[unkempt grove]

it’s giving eurovision

[jolly jetty]

Joel hart?

[unkempt grove]

yes!

[winter pewter]

Oh good less movement

[hard lintel]

jordan pickford is my current beloved on the england team

although tbh i enjoy a lot of the national team

[jolly jetty]

Yeah I'm not one for nationalism as a whole, but I have a soft spot for national sports

[hard lintel]

same

[jolly jetty]

It gets me everytime, just want a trophy

Although not in motorsports surprisingly? Just team sports

[hard lintel]

for me it’s the fact that we can all mostly put aside our differences for a few weeks

[winter pewter]

Only the Olympics get me going. (Or if the British start talking)

[unkempt grove]

i’m the same! sports or arguing with americans

but only americans

[winter pewter]

🤝

[unkempt grove]

anyone else could argue and i’d be like yeah, checks out 😂😂

[hard lintel]

i have too many arguments with americans

it’s a terrible habit

[jolly jetty]

I enjoy a culture clash, it's a very different country at times

Asking my american friends dumb questions weekly

[winter pewter]

Culture clash and then things get way too similar.

[hard lintel]

i hate the phrase “the european mind cannot comprehend”

because it’s usually followed by something really basic 😭

[winter pewter]

Those people just want to be viral

[hard lintel]

i’ve asked a fair amount of dumb questions

[winter pewter]

I just recently started watching men’s teams of this sport.

It’s a new thing for me.

[hard lintel]

i want to see wales do well this year because of my beloved (brennan johnson)

[winter pewter]

I want them to do well because their flag is the best.

[hard lintel]

i do love the welsh flag

[winter pewter]

Not enough dragons out there.

[hard lintel]

our flag is boring

tons of countries have crosses

[winter pewter]

My state flag has a bear to make things more exciting.

[hard lintel]

the st george’s cross flag looks like someone that desperately wants to be part of the nordics 😭

[unkempt grove]

i mean we have been using it for a long damn time

[hard lintel]

we have

[winter pewter]

It’s too early for me to do math lol

[hard lintel]

i wish we had our own y ddraig goch

[winter pewter]

Maybe they wouldn’t have lost their mind about things like the colors on the collar

[hard lintel]

could do with a few more dragons i think

[winter pewter]

I think we solved the problem for England football we should send them an email about it.

The solution is more dragons.

[hard lintel]

unsure what to do? slap a dragon on it

[fallen orchid]

COME ON CITY

[winter pewter]

I turned on the game to have something on in the background.

Just a bit above the goal

Even though I was a goal keeper in my years, I don’t think I would want to sit behind the goal without my sports goggles

[fallen orchid]

Every time I see a ball going into the stands I think of that one Ted lasso episode

https://youtu.be/QGforRrcNzY?si=51J-1fX--l094CbK

[winter pewter]

I sympathize with the defender with the hamstring injury. That was me in college. My whole leg said no we are quitting now and I fell over the ball in recreation league play.

It’s fine now.

[winter pewter]

Five more minutes here

[stark trail]

Very happy about the tie 😅 good for LFC

[undone idol]

🤺

[keen spade]

Top of the league top of the league, Liverpool, Liverpool, top of the league

https://tenor.com/view/klopp-lfc-jrgen-jurgen-liverpool-gif-15796394

[unkempt grove]

🤢

[keen spade]

Life’s too short to not celebrate when you can tiny person 😂🤷🏻‍♀️

Will we win? Probably not. City are w*nkers. But will I let that stop me enjoying it? Nope. 🥰🥰

(Also it’s sports, it’s not that deep 😂)

[keen spade]

it's a specific movie reference but also meant affectionately

[unkempt grove]

amazing

as he should

[hard lintel]

i’ve decided on liverpool for the title

[keen spade]

✨stay delulu besties✨

[hard lintel]

delulu is my job i’m a forest fan

i don’t want city’s dirty cheating asses to win anything else

[keen spade]

Forest did good Tuesday! We were buzzing for them

[jolly jetty]

https://twitter.com/jimbobantawa/status/1775674875295695273?t=97g-mt2HzgTqPKYKGK1XFw&s=19

jimbo (@jimbobantawa) on X

I ain’t never seen a player interview from this team

Twitter · Apr 4, 2024, 12:00 AM

[keen spade]

ALEXIS YOU BEAUTY!!!!

(it was a screamer of a goal)

(the vibes have not been chill until now hahaha)

he looks but lose the gel bbz

personally?

i win every day

but as a country one more than like, 170 something countries

(liverpool have 1 club world cup i suppose)

aww bless him

bully gomez! he's one of our oldest players and he's never scored!

left back atm

[jolly jetty]

Hey our goalie scored at one point

[keen spade]

i mean, trent and robbo beg to differ

[jolly jetty]

No excuse

[winter pewter]

Everything I know about English football is Ted Lasso and this woman on YouTube. https://youtu.be/kdopl28aJA8?si=uRifbh9lVlPyt-nx

[keen spade]

My niece is at Wembley for it!!

[hard lintel]

i am SO proud of them

[unborn cedar]

I'm watching both games at the same time

and like City tied and untied the match and a few minutes laters Arsenal tied the match.

[unkempt grove]

i hate them both

and real have equalised again

[unborn cedar]

both matches have been quite intersting

[jolly jetty]

Yes 😭😭

[unborn cedar]

https://x.com/ayrstappen/status/1778140343873032557?s=46&t=ozvPsG-gTyY0QZdghXfBow

[unkempt grove]

we’re going to wembley!!!!!!!!!!!!

united women are in the fa cup final, let’s goooooo

https://tenor.com/view/manchester-united-women-muwomen-teamwork-hayley-ladd-gif-15349755

[cyan rapids]

going to have to watch the city v madrid penalties while on a work call gotta work on keeping my face reactionless

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Madrid

phew ok I can go back to work now

[jolly jetty]

Did pep cry? If so i need the gifs

[unkempt grove]

never been so grateful for madrid

[hard lintel]

it’s all going off here 🙃

not sure what VAR being a luton fan has anything to do with it

i don’t get how every other fan of this team seems to be unable to see that their problem isn’t the league it’s that they’re shit 😭

[keen spade]

They are their rivals in the relegation battle I assume

But watching the Liverpool game now and they are like… yeah that’s not right

[hard lintel]

that would make sense

[undone idol]

This is NOT the point but the first reply there is from a very US-famous nfl player 😂

[winter pewter]

lol JJ

[hard lintel]

no way 😭

[unkempt grove]

he’s a big football fan, i’m pretty sure he’s married to a footballer and also he’s an investor in burnley fc!!

[hard lintel]

i’ve just seen city are against united for the FA cup

[undone idol]

Wow he must be famous if a Brit knows him

[unkempt grove]

🙃🙃🙃 after squeezing past coventry yesterday, we’re gonna get absolutely mullered by city

[unkempt grove]

i’m not really a casual brit when it comes to sport, lbr

[undone idol]

Yeah but you had never heard of John Elway, so I have no idea who you do and don’t know apparently

[unkempt grove]

(he’s old)

[undone idol]

Yeah but he’s famous af here as an nfl player 😂

[hard lintel]

i am surprised by that

damn they’re 8th in the championship

[undone idol]

is this one of those strange british verbs I don't know

[unkempt grove]

yes x

[undone idol]

makes notes

[jolly jetty]

Oof speculation got so bad yesterday that wolves have had to put out this statement

https://twitter.com/Wolves/status/1783077219293651307?t=xo3MuS1Dm60m4naJMXuqPA&s=19

Wolves (@Wolves) on X

Twitter · Apr 24, 2024, 10:15 AM

[unkempt grove]

i think we’ll see more and more doing this

[jolly jetty]

I don't actually think it's a bad thing, putting out a statement like this but you just know the "guilty" team won't be putting out a statement renouncing the actions of the changed players

[unkempt grove]

i agree!

[hard lintel]

wait what happened? i don’t think i’ve seen anything about this

[jolly jetty]

2 young players were arrested outside a home stadium on Saturday with sexual assault charges

People were working out which teams had home games on Saturday, and young players in their squad, and made assumptions it was 2 x wolves players arrested

[hard lintel]

i miss going to football matches but getting tickets is next to impossible now

there’s just something about singing ruby with about 20,000 other people

[unkempt grove]

try going to a women’s match!! much more accessible and a lot of them play occasional games at the big stadiums

[hard lintel]

the atmosphere at women’s matches i find is a lot nicer too

going to a forest vs derby match for the men’s team is something i was never allowed to do because the derby fans can become extremely aggressive

[hard lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-simpson-meme-gif-16042439

[unkempt grove]

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGeQ1mfpS/

ugh another driver i’m having to disown

[winter pewter]

Him and David Malukas

[unkempt grove]

sigh

at least i’ve got lando on side 😂

[winter pewter]

Which side is that? I haven’t found a team that speaks to me after years.

[unkempt grove]

manchester united

highly recommend

if you like pain 🫶🏻

[winter pewter]

Mmm. I’ve heard of them. And they’re on tv often.

[unkempt grove]

biggest team in the world x

[winter pewter]

Yes

Like races, all the matches are at 6am.

I have a hard time watching the sports because I played it for so long.

I wasn’t it’s more of me having a hard time lmao

I’m in pacific time. All matches are early for me. That’s life.

But—I get to be in California.

So.

[keen spade]

and clem

[winter pewter]

50-50

What does Chelsea have

[keen spade]

money issues

and no form

liverpool on the other hand... 😉

[unkempt grove]

tories x

[winter pewter]

That’s it

[unkempt grove]

oh yeah that’s a fair comparison 💀

[jolly jetty]

United have mount and he's still peng

Unfortunately

I was hoping he'd turn ugly

[unkempt grove]

and lpool have luis diaz

we don’t have anyone called jesus, no

[keen spade]

that's arsenal

your brother would be ashamed

[hard lintel]

the good ones in the red kit (arsenal), the ones that vary too much in a red kit (united) and the ones that seem to enjoy suffering in a red kit (forest)

[keen spade]

and the best (liverpool)

[hard lintel]

how did i forget about them

[keen spade]

🥰

[unkempt grove]

understandable

[keen spade]

shush you

[hard lintel]

i wanted them to win the league this year

because city are… well.

and my bestie is a spurs fan

[unkempt grove]

#teamarsenal

[hard lintel]

i’ll never forget the look i got when i was like “oh yeah i’ll probably support city”

[jolly jetty]

https://twitter.com/LukasMukasPukas/status/1787817111097589780?t=W_WrlONkYsfMNWneACcd9w&s=19

LukasMukasPoodle (@LukasMukasPukas) on X

All im saying is, Man U lost on the 4th april and the weather was lovely that weekend, Man U lost yesterday and the weather is lovely. I simply think ten hag should remain in post to appease the sun god

Twitter · May 7, 2024, 12:09 PM

[unkempt grove]

😔

[hard lintel]

we aren’t being relegated!!!

was i devastated when chelsea started scoring? yes, but because burnley and luton lost yesterday we’re fine unless luton win 7-0 and we lose 6-0

but it’s funny because some chelsea fan on twitter was going on about how they were going to relegate forest tonight… AFTER it was confirmed they’d be safe 💀

[hard lintel]

glorious

you lot have comfier looking seats than we do

[unkempt grove]

CHAMPIONESSSSSS

[unkempt grove]

it’s wembley!

[hard lintel]

ohhhh you went to see the women’s team!

it took me way too long to figure it out

because i was like “wait why have they moved to wembley”

[unkempt grove]

hahahaha

yep women’s FA cup final

WHICH WE WONNNNNNNNN

🏆🏆🏆🏆

[hard lintel]

i’m so happy for them!

i do however need the men’s team to lose today because despite the fact that i absolutely hate arsenal i’d rather they win than city

[unkempt grove]

i’m with you, honestly

[hard lintel]

and this isn’t just because i have a soft spot for united

i don’t want an (alleged) cheating team to continue winning off of advantages they may or may not have unfairly

[hard lintel]

damnnnn that’s some waterfall over at old trafford

[hard lintel]

told bf i’m supporting spurs tonight. told bestie i’m supporting city tonight

to be fair it’s impressive they’ve held city off for the entire first half

[hard lintel]

hojlund isn’t cute you’re just tired hojlund isn’t cute you’re just tired hojlund isn’t cute you’re just-

[unkempt grove]

he’s v cute

own it

[hard lintel]

united has a cute team in general

garnacho and rashfprd

[keen spade]

Mason mount erasure x

[unkempt grove]

mason is no 1

[jolly jetty]

Shame none of them can play football

[unkempt grove]

can’t hear you over our 3-2 win 🫡

[hard lintel]

cuteness makes a losing team nicer

but we are not a losing team tonight 🫡

i just miss lingard at united

because he was SO

[hard lintel]

what the FUCK dan james

why move from united to leeds

[jolly jetty]

https://twitter.com/FIFAWWC/status/1791345631249973726?t=ZyK-8bE6oN-5Uvdx396NXw&s=19

FIFA Women's World Cup (@FIFAWWC) on X

The 2027 #FIFAWWC will be hosted by Brazil! 🤩🇧🇷

Twitter · May 17, 2024, 5:50 AM

[hard lintel]

oh the vibes are going to be amazing there i can feel it

[hard lintel]

UNITED

[hard lintel]

my god they’re good today

[fallen orchid]

This is rough

I don’t like this

Soccer fights are so funny, let’s yell at each other and not do anything

[hard lintel]

i love when they do that thing

where they get really close and put their heads together

haaland’s manbun is struggling 😭

[fallen orchid]

The best

[fallen orchid]

Haaland is struggling lol

[hard lintel]

i love him but i’d love him more if he came to play for forest

is haaland a giant or is foden just really small

[harsh python]

Haaland is tall

6'4" or more

[hard lintel]

i like a lot of city’s players i just don’t love city itself that much 😭

no don’t do this now 🥲

[fallen orchid]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

DOKKKKKKKUUUUU

[keen spade]

Nope

[hard lintel]

i want him to play for forest too

if we could have just him, foden and haaland they’d probably fix all our relegation zone struggles

[fallen orchid]

I think a little of both haaland is tall and foden is only 5’7

[hard lintel]

that makes sense

why is there always added time in matches like this

THIS IS NOT A VIBE

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/lisandro-lisandro-martinez-martinez-lisandro-martinez-man-utd-manchester-united-gif-26549869

https://tenor.com/view/ten-hag-gif-26541888

https://tenor.com/view/lisandro-lisandro-martinez-martinez-lisandro-martinez-man-utd-manchester-united-gif-26549869

https://tenor.com/view/man-manchester-united-utd-bruno-gif-24594137

[unkempt grove]

anyone know when city are gonna turn up?

[hard lintel]

SAME

[fallen orchid]

Not soccer, but A hockey player, Brad Marchand once licked another player when they got like that

https://tenor.com/view/brad-marchand-lick-gif-11809246

[languid iris]

man did it multiple times

so the nhl had to put out guidance saying they can’t lick other players

[hard lintel]

i love it when the referees gently redirect fighting players

[unkempt grove]

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGe4pxFpx/

no it’s not right to change your favourites just cos someone supports your team? right?

[hard lintel]

yes it is 😇

[unkempt grove]

i agree x

[hard lintel]

i don’t actually dislike any of the drivers but if any of them said they were a forest fan i’d instantly have them as my fave

[undone idol]

Lando was already one of your faves though, IIRC?

[unkempt grove]

i mean yes but lewis is an arsenal fan so i might be about to disown him

lando can move up

[undone idol]

Oh man

Intrigue

[unkempt grove]

https://vm.vxtiktok.com/ZGeVm1W2H/

football fashion

the french nt being a bit of a mixed bag

[jolly jetty]

Koundé and Thuram look 🔥

[unkempt grove]

i agree!

[unkempt grove]

DORTMUND DORTMUND DORTMUND

(love you, jude)

[keen spade]

LETS GO DORTMUND LETS GO

no, tas, we are not supporting madrid x

[unkempt grove]

team julian brandt x

madrid

[keen spade]

good girl

errrr

hate to break it to you

he moved

to real madrid

[jolly jetty]

Yeah Jude moved last year

[keen spade]

all men do is lie.

[jolly jetty]

I was supposed to go to the pub to watch but no one wanted to go 😭

Will have to just follow on twitter now bc i don't have bt sports

Nah I wouldn't go to any of my locals on my own 💀

[unkempt grove]

hilarious

[jolly jetty]

We don't have nice pubs in my area

[keen spade]

awww i'd have come

[unkempt grove]

jude is the only good thing about madrid

[keen spade]

husband wanted to watch it instead of troy and then he got distracted playing around on his bike

so here i am

[keen spade]

accurate

[jolly jetty]

Their kit is also unfortunately a slay

I don't like the dortmund kit at all

[unkempt grove]

yeah i’ll give too that

dortmund’s away kit is much nicer

[keen spade]

and yet i want the dortmund kit on the f1 grid

[unkempt grove]

the one bad thing about dortmund is they sing ynwa

[keen spade]

back off my song!

at least jurgen knew the words when he moved ig

what. an. idiot.

[unborn cedar]

Im scared that Dortmund doesn’t want to win cause they’ll make more money if they lose than if they will

But at the same time I want Reus to win the champions league

[unkempt grove]

i don’t think that’s how footballers brains work

they want to win

[keen spade]

if they don't want to win, get out the sport

[unkempt grove]

they’ve had some good chances

i was scared they’d get walked all over honestly

[keen spade]

same

at least it's not entirely one-sided

[hard lintel]

oh a fellow reus lover?

[unborn cedar]

Yes, forever and ever

[hard lintel]

i’ve not seen him for a while

mainly because my choice when it comes to bundesliga stuff is either union berlin or bayern 😅

[unborn cedar]

I will out my age here, I was on tumblr when the bromance Mats/Götze/Reus/Lewa was at its peak

Posting every day Reus, Hummels, Götze and Lewa content

[hard lintel]

what’s lewa up to these days?

[unborn cedar]

at Barça being a little shit

(With love) 💜

[hard lintel]

ooh that’s a win

[unborn cedar]

I miss those days sometimes

When I had no worries, trolling Argentina on tumblr cause Messi hadn’t won a WC. Messi, Villa and Pedro at Barça.

[unkempt grove]

mario gotze and marco reus were some of my first loves 🫶🏻

never been more betrayed than mario going to bayern

[keen spade]

“It’s a dive, no doubt”

Jose killing me 😂

[jolly jetty]

De bruyne is going to look hilarious https://x.com/JulienHoez/status/1796570701249626295?t=_N8OhYxW9yfbKonSnTqO-w&s=19

Julien Hoez (@JulienHoez) on X

The Belgian kit for #Euro2024 is outrageously great, and has been designed to look like Tintin

Well done guys 👏👏👏

Twitter · May 31, 2024, 3:53 PM

[unborn cedar]

It was heartbreaking

https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-daniel-radcliffe-he-was-their-friend-pissed-mad-gif-5203933

And then Lewa left and Mats left

[keen spade]

JURGENNNNN

[unkempt grove]

https://tenor.com/view/marco-reus-reus-borussia-dortmund-gif-19339803

marcoooooooo

[unborn cedar]

It probably won’t happen, but I want penalties

[unkempt grove]

well i saw that coming from a mile off

[unborn cedar]

turns it off

Fuck Carvajal

Fuck him

God I hate him
So
Much

[unkempt grove]

dortmund needed to take their chances cos madrid can always turn it on 🙃

they’ve been so bang average

[unborn cedar]

They had so many chances

[unkempt grove]

how is 5ft tall carvajal getting his head on that

[unborn cedar]

Cause he’s a little shit

A racist little shit

[keen spade]

i'm going to bed 🫠

[unkempt grove]

come the fuck on, bvb

[unborn cedar]

Please bvb

[unkempt grove]

oh ffs

[unborn cedar]

I turned it off

[unkempt grove]

aww i am kinda happy for toni kroos

he’s a legend

what a game to go out on

[unborn cedar]

Reus has legit the worst luck

[unkempt grove]

he does

happy for jude and jude only

[charred flower]

everyone basically knew who was going to win this match however I wish dortmund would have scored a goal

[unborn cedar]

It’s cute to see a Boricua con la orejona

Even though he technically didn’t win cause he never played

[jolly jetty]

https://x.com/DK01__/status/1797000753724207129?t=-eYN_6Ns-8UxLVWGIRqZvA&s=19

. (@DK01__) on X

He looks 15 years younger wtf Nunez was the problem

Twitter · Jun 1, 2024, 8:22 PM

[hard lintel]

imagine tuning in to england vs iceland and pickford isn’t even playing 😔

[unkempt grove]

gotta rotate pre euros

[unkempt grove]

just a friendly

[high gulch]

https://www.instagram.com/p/C8MEplktMT3/?igsh=MTZzY2oycmljZHhwOQ==

racefeeling

Everyone about to start singing along unconsciously 😆

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[keen spade]

Germany 🇩🇪 or Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ?

[high gulch]

Germanyy

😭 this reminded me of that carlando clip 🤧

[unkempt grove]

🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

[keen spade]

Is that who you want or who you think?

[jolly jetty]

I have faith in Scotland to give us an upset

[unkempt grove]

both

[keen spade]

I’m backing Scotland

For the lols

And Andy Robertson 🥰

[unkempt grove]

my mum is scottish

it’s a divided household rn

[true falcon]

WE KNOW WE AINT NO ARGENTINAAAAAAA

[neon warren]

Hallo

[true falcon]

ROBBO OUT ON THE WING ON THE WING ON THE WING

[neon warren]

I'm backing Germany for no particular reason except I'm from Germany

[keen spade]

As a Liverpool girl I gotta back him

[neon warren]

fashion

[true falcon]

I’m loving the aesthetic of your tv unit

[neon warren]

That's because my mum has made this work, I'll extend a greeting

And deflated 23 balloons for my brother's birthday in Feb 😂

[keen spade]

OOOH A CEREMONY

[true falcon]

What is this

[keen spade]

AWFUL

[neon warren]

That's

interesting

I was so happy when Lenny Kravitz came out for UCL

[keen spade]

Some things should stay in America

[true falcon]

And why are some of them just wearing Celtic tops

[keen spade]

Sorry guys

[neon warren]

First time I ever heard good music lmao

[neon warren]

Or at the Ferrari F1 launch

[jolly jetty]

I haven't switched it on yet for this exact reason

[keen spade]

Maybe Olympic opening ceremony

[jolly jetty]

@ me when someone is no longer singing

[keen spade]

I’m a hater so I wanna hate 🥰

[neon warren]

Nobody is singing actually, it's playback

No ping btw

[winter pewter]

https://x.com/jarno_opmeer/status/1801636715024547852?s=46&t=hQzDunEJ-24RYKJr84ixkw

Jarno Opmeer (@jarno_opmeer) on X

Twitter · Jun 14, 2024, 3:24 PM

[neon warren]

Not to mention they're playing bloody Austria

Not this week but another time

[keen spade]

Yes the Netherlands vs Austria

I can’t cope

[winter pewter]

LOL

[keen spade]

No anthems that day

[true falcon]

That’s funny

[neon warren]

Sound off for the anthems

Too much PTSD

It'd be better if the anthems were less boring

[true falcon]

Scotland fans generally refusing to engage with this nonsense

[neon warren]

Paper airplane photobomb

Siuuu

[keen spade]

Be true to yourself

[neon warren]

I mean I don't really like this but the hype for me is still too real

More real than Madrid

[true falcon]

Not the inflatable trophy

Lemme bounce on it

[neon warren]

I'll have to see how many scots I recognise from the team sheet

[keen spade]

https://tenor.com/view/boring-fun-door-stopper-gif-5908317

[neon warren]

Apart from Andy Robertson obviously

But I'll have the same with Poland even though that's like my second home lol

Ow man, Franz Beckenbauer's widow carrying the trophy

[true falcon]

She’s making that trophy look incredibly heavy

[neon warren]

It probably is for normal people

(me, probably even less normal)

[true falcon]

This isn’t fair, don’t pretend you aren’t the baddies Germany

[neon warren]

Here we go 😍

JEEEZ scotland have a home game at this point

[unkempt grove]

a hell of a crowd

[keen spade]

Buzzing

[neon warren]

The 75,000 allianz after all but WOW

[keen spade]

I’m team Ailish’s mom

[neon warren]

I'm uh

[true falcon]

TAE THINK AGAIN

doesn’t sound as good as Murrayfield

[neon warren]

Team hosts! 🫡

[keen spade]

I like that they all sing it proper

Husband is claiming his 8th Scottish in true piastri form

[neon warren]

I want to sleep at the German anthem usually but this for once is good

[true falcon]

I’m booing in my living room

[unkempt grove]

aww i miss the german anthem, get it together mercedes x

[neon warren]

Honestly wouldn't mind at this point

I hope Maxi Beier comes on. Really like the guy

I do know a good few of that team sheet indeed

[true falcon]

What the hell is a semi automated offside

[neon warren]

No idea

[hard lintel]

germany!

[neon warren]

FINALLY someone

[hard lintel]

praying for my cousin bc her mum’s scottish

she’s over at her grandparents house (who are all scottish) watching it

[unkempt grove]

automatic offsides that won’t be foolproof so they add semi so they don’t get ripped to shreds when it inevitably fails

[neon warren]

... my 🐐

[unkempt grove]

what a season he’s having

[neon warren]

I hit my left thigh too hard ouch

Why do I celebrate by punching the air down instead of up

I like the way both teams are approaching this game

Very entertaining watch so far

[unkempt grove]

germany are looking v good

[true falcon]

I don’t know why I bother

[neon warren]

Musialaaaaaa

Two fellow 2003 boys

[cyan rapids]

That goal was so pretty

[keen spade]

Hard mood bestie

[cyan rapids]

Justice that was not a penalty

Good job var

[neon warren]

Yeah definitely right call

Early ish yellow for Andrich not ideal definitely

Might be dealing with a sending off ngl.. 🫠

That looked pretty bad

[cyan rapids]

biiiiiig oof for Scotland

[unkempt grove]

someone’s in troubleeeee

and he’s off

[neon warren]

Oh man

That is a bad tackle

Extremely unfortunate yes but ah man

Wirtz
Musiala
Havertz

[cyan rapids]

Only his left foot should get a red card. Right foot made a good challenge

[unkempt grove]

yeah he didn’t need to go in with the second leg there

[neon warren]

What a half

Objectively that was just a great half of football, really fun watch

Now well

Red for Scotland is most definitely not gonna help it 😕

[neon warren]

I'm getting kicked aren't I

[true falcon]

I stopped watching after the second goal

[unkempt grove]

spoken like a true non football fan 😂

[true falcon]

Scotland failed to hold my interest

[neon warren]

But you know the result right

[true falcon]

I presume it only got worse after the red card

[neon warren]

I'll say this much, you had 0 shots and scored 1 goal

[winter pewter]

I had to see it for myself. Zero shots on goal? Seems bad.

[neon warren]

Red card was a killer

Scotland were actually somewhat in the game

[unkempt grove]

nah you’re being polite

they were awful

[winter pewter]

Also the two foot thing what was that about

I never once got a red card in my playing years. 😇

[neon warren]

Naaaaaah

[winter pewter]

(I was also keeper for like 2 years there it’s harder that way)

[neon warren]

First half especially

Felt like they could follow the run of play quite well

Except well Wirtz and Musiala together... yeah

Germany are blessed with these two (I pray)

[winter pewter]

One would hope.

[hard lintel]

i was a serial red-card-getter 😂

i was like if you put the attitude and temper of a hockey player into the body of a 13 year old playing football

[neon warren]

I'm not kicked yet!!!

[keen spade]

the poland vs netherlands game is a banger

dual screening le mans and the football

[unborn cedar]

Im not crying

[unkempt grove]

oh no, what are you not crying about

eriksen’s goal?

[unborn cedar]

Yes

[unkempt grove]

i hadn’t realised it was exactly 1100 days since his cardiac arrest!! i think cos he plays for my team, we kinda take him for granted but that goal got me

[unborn cedar]

It got me so hard

I like the last euro he almost died and his teammate was doing CPR and here he is scoring a goal

[neon warren]

honestly I was gonna say that but decided not to

[jolly jetty]

https://x.com/Sanny_Rudra/status/1802602722794844399?t=P2v9_1bSyU21cb_n3J_yxg&s=19

Sanny Rudravajhala (@Sanny_Rudra) on X

And so it begins…

Twitter · Jun 17, 2024, 7:22 AM

[neon warren]

as much as I love Wirtz and Musiala, from the 2003 boys Bellingham clears both lol

want some more blockbuster performances from the golden boys

[unkempt grove]

dying

[keen spade]

No comment

[neon warren]

literally

[keen spade]

GWARN GEORGIA

🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪

[unkempt grove]

my sweepstake team 🙏🏻

[keen spade]

This is a cracking game

[neon warren]

Was just big F to Czechia

#4 was the unfortunate tragic hero

In other news GERMANY PLAY TODAY 🫡🫡

Time to show them

[neon warren]

oh yeah. I also bought the coke zero cans with our golden boys on them

I was planning to buy the cans for every goal Germany score but it's a scary prospect after the first game 😂

[unkempt grove]

https://www.ddinstagram.com/reel/C8UGndkspB7/?igsh=emRmdHI1bGhoaXN3

preach kylian x

[neon warren]

Kylian Mbappé Lottin

[hard lintel]

if this is the statement i think it is he’s completely right

and it applies to not just france, but to anywhere having elections soon

there are SO many people now that will be voting in the first general election

what’s it been, 5 years since we had our last one? everyone 18 up to some 24 year olds will be voting for the first time

[true falcon]

Three years, we had one in 2021

[unkempt grove]

you might have in 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

but the last general election was in 2019

[true falcon]

Oh yeah we did do our little extra democracy as a treat

[unkempt grove]

hahahaha

[keen spade]

Bless him

Lil himbo

[hard lintel]

some democracy as a treat would have been nice here 😔

[unkempt grove]

@neon warren as the resident german, any idea why julian brandt didn’t get called up for germany?

[hard lintel]

i will forever hate the older people in my life for that o e

“why is everything so expensive? why is it so hard to travel?” idk go back and ask yourself that before voting to leave

[neon warren]

After starting off very well he just tailed off really hard for Dortmund

In general I guess he didn't make enough of an impression consistently

[unkempt grove]

boooooo

i beg to differ

he’s my fav bvb player

[hard lintel]

is müller on the subs list today?

[unkempt grove]

yes

[neon warren]

Good game

[neon warren]

Mine is probably Füllkrug for the Naturgewalt he is

[unborn cedar]

Did y’all see the Donovan thing

[fallen orchid]

about his hair?