#🐳 Salt and Flex
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no artifacts but my boy eating good 
3 crowns are already reserved for fontaine's best twink
will come home
looking juicy 
Flat atk 

you can take mine
pls, genshin player trading when
All yous mora, mine now 🫴
Freemos as interest rate issokay
Nauurrr cant give my freemos either
No mora, no freemos
Whats left is peeposadswipe
Next time dont post if not +20 

can Klee activate Kagura's passive?
she can but only 2 stacks at a time
I see
Alfredo
i finally got enough money
maybe next year, ill go back to husk to get better pieces but i need a break 
gosu
Not gosu enough, i got kicked out of top 5% pepesadplant
dori namecard cool
but dori not cool 
Shed be awesome if we didnt have kuki
How do you show the wishing pity like that
u mean the web?
Yea
it's paimon.moe
Oh okay thanks 
sick namecard 10/10
mid
i met ruan mei
They should dance
Nekoyomi 
why you cover the birthday sometimes and sometimes you don't

They keep playing on repeat 
spaghetti is very whimsical 
ialsojustforgot but lets focus on the whimsical part


to the rnjail
wow, the fact that this one only took a few weeks compared to the inazuma version 
i dont wanna talk how long it took me for the inazuma version 
yes, inside the meropide
u talk to the round robot that serves meals
u get achievement if u pull the twice lucky slip
kinda
similar to inazuma one, its full rng
u just pray 
The meriopode one is very tough for me
It requires me to free up space to 17 dishes
Bcos it disallows me to use a ticket until I have 1 free slot on each
... So it says "oh no, not enough inventory for X dish"
I eat the dish
.... Then "not enough inventory for Y dish"
I eat that dish
Then Z, then A, then B,.... up to the 17th dish.
Mfw 
ahh yea i get how its frustrating when ur hoarding dishes
They finally added a collab exclusive recipe...
And the event (Sushiro at Japan) already ended.
collecting all recipe dream is oveeeer
wasnt the kfc one the first recipe collab?
or are u talking about a diff kind of collab
they'll just offset the release to other plebs some time later trust
the same day the kfc collab and pizza hut collab started, all global players received an email of the recipes
this time, they didnt
genesis crystal bundle with primos then trust trust (?)
don't break my completionist heart, hoyo
#genshincouldnever

Its still limited, new players who joined after the whole thing was over never got any. I would know bc my alt started way later and im gonna miss that mashed potato
Its not like the venti drinks that were available in the local shops even after the weinleisefest was over, sadt
it's different
global has no chance to get it, only the first 2.5M jp attenders can
all cn collab recipes becomes available to global
sushiro remains exclusive to few (unless, pls hoyo)
...
like im online today,,, i still can't get it
(someone in other server attended, but only bought the furniture, not the recipe)
nice step hoyo... now what about overworld cats?
they getting abandoned



nasty piece
Last roll went to def 
Not playing genshin often u tends to get decent pieces coming back 
Only 1 in Def that's still pretty good
If double crit must roll them straight +20 haha
+16 curse 1 roll to other stats
Artifact ritual 101

they added the riden taser team 
ew
Fodder banner
Second one was my first 10 pull on the weapon banner 

isn’t it Kazuha’s and Neuv’s weapon rn
I think Neuv out yea
an old pull, i suppose?
mittsplitter jumpscare 
🤓
69 nice
I have my wallet
Real
and me
1000 day subsrcption. Diluc will be proud 
the fact that i think that this is a flex already says something about this game mode
spoiler alert: it's a fcking chore
is there primos in tcg


who's gonna tell 'em?

i missed like 150k ig 
on other servers, they're at 750k
not social enough to fight in official tcg discord 
oh wait, no awards there are primogems, not coins
there's prolly a month where i just 2 challenges for bounty
naruhodo...
I only do tcg for bp and nothing else
Spend coins to get dynamic cards and thats about it
No primos = no effort 
I disnt quit hearthstone just to do genshin hearthstone all over again 
whoa a hearthstone player
i played for 4 years before ben brode left and things went down spiral
i quit when shudderwock fiesta happened
it really went deeper than just downhill tbh 😩
it was so bad that anything involving cards, i just go ugh
all that just for 20 primogems
praise that guy. He's the genius that made Marvel Snap. it's the only card game i'm enjoying rn
wrong spelling 
you said the wrong word

bruh
the bot just told me to watch my language even tho u just said it

anyway, it’s thought
you goober
lmfaooo




easiest region just right above mondstadt honestly
didnt even need to go back to doublecheck anything 
as always, the namecards are mid
done in 2 hrs?
no i dont speedrun explo
got participation award from entering logo competition hahaha

in 180 pulls, i got c1r1 arlecchino, lyney weapon and mona
@still socket its a win
guarenteed for clorinde
that's like 1 fivestar every 30 pulls
I've never seen such simpery getting awarded this hard
can't wait to use 300 pull and end up with c1r0
i dont stream genshin my laptop gets lag 

u did whaaaaaaaaaaaat

u should see
the stream
ask ram
I PULLED FOR HER
k u kinda summoned pretty hard last few weeks for her
i pulled in school
i lost 5050 to mona in last pulls
hoyo got me
firefly leaks then arlecchino release then
jade leaks
then clorinde leaks then
then just keep pushing and pushing

so…
r u pulling
for arlecchino
tell me if u get her
ARLECCHINO WANTERS WILL BE ARLECCHINO HAVERS
it finally happened. Qiqi C6
me, still qiqi-less after 3 years 
uh oh, maybe i just ruined my luck on siggy 


puts it into my 100th unused bloodstained pile
gosu gosu

most unoriginal response ever


That mask is crying for u in advance
I meant glgl at +20

Ou it's +20 already LOL
bruh
bruh
bruh
bruh

combruh breaker
noice
pretty good

who's using that?
if you farming glad set why not farm new set its like better

and jsut do that thingy thingy for glad set
Artifact luck
Is garbage
For me these days
Only shit i can flex is my ganyu build
THAT IS ACTUALLY DECENT
farmed for 1 day already done with this game 
ITS THE WRONG SET
My almost 50cv artifact... Is an hp sand maidens beloved meant for barbara
Hoyo works in mysterious ways
mine is tenacity feather 
the unicorns always show up in unexpected places fr
Once again, max achievements 
Father and the orphanage
i am…..halfway there
just a few more years…….
how many primos did u get from doing all of it tho
9300 gems...
which is like 58 pulls...
which is like 1.2% of my lifetime earnings...

i need 100 more to max
but to be fair, im getting them passively so theres no stress ☺️
sure hoyo
LOL

yk what, im done
support rosaria is the best shes ever gonna get from me 
R.I.P Crit Dmg
but she’s a support in this case
so
nice Crit Rate tho
the build isn’t bad at all
it’s relatively decent
i’d say just go for a better Circlet
everything else is decent
as long as you can run her and do more damage with her in the team, it’s all good 
Yea dont need it. Just using her for the cr buff in ayaya freeze
The circlet is whats holding up the cr to 80 and giving me enough ER 
it could be better is all i’m saying, lol
ER roll kinda low
and the other substats are copium
Took a long time to even roll a cr circlet, maybe in the future if i go back to noblesse (i wont)
I strongbox emblem, aint taking any chances with how sht the domain is
taking chances with artifacts is 
says shiki, the dog who rolls copium pieces 
maxxed all potions
i forgor potions even existed
I think I neeeeeeeever used those potions
I used them early game. Hydro resist potion, for that demn Oceanid, bane of all new players
def% dodge yes but... why so mid 
dodging def, but at what cost
🫵


Hate me instead cuz I been hoarding all the good ones for my ayaka for the past 2.5 years

Don't hate the game, hate this player 

just dont hate nvm hate hate reaaaaaaally hard on all relics artifacts qiqis 50 50s

i just... i hate this woman, why cant she just pick an easy set like
why did the randomizer wheel have to pick her
im done 
mind u, that set ive gotten from farming the HoD set back in dragonspine patch
i got an HoD set and BS set and then dipped
havent fixed ayaya until now
New challenge: let randomizer pick a team, then let quick configure make your build
thats what i do for commissions 
i ran out of characters to farm FL for so im just randomizing teams each week

Gosh
damn, perfect Navia piece
wrong set nooooooooooo
ig this was a curse from building xinyan
did the last upgrade went to crit?
i scrapped it before reaching +20, im not coping on that garbage
A critdmg with one roll crit rate is above average... It will take time before you get that again
i trashed it bc the one i alr have is still better, its just nowhere near an upgrade
I'm guessing no other character on build list needs a hoD circlet
and i always assign goblets to be the off piece anyway so it wasnt going to anyone i wanted to build
Jenshin headquarters: Luck boost activated bc of wuwa release
get out
the best i could do as an ex-osu player 
triple platinum


WHAT THE FVCKKKKKKKK

100th*
Wait,,, there's no scores in Hoyolab app? 
I didn't take screenshots
idk i dont use the app
thank goodness i took ss before the event ended
I also have canorus on easy normal and hard. I'm not proud of the hardest difficulty. Even tho they're all 99% and above (no mistakes but few goods) I did it on mobile
i did it all on my ipad
one and oni king is the only really challenging mode tbh
the fact that u need to perfect all to get canorus on that is such a high bar
in osu, itd be like needing to get SSS
highest i got was 99.80% on furina's oni mode
that few goods really fked me over 
My highest is Nahida's
Only one good. Didn't wanna redo it over bcos it would show as one canorus and I'll feel pressured to canorus all other songs and I don't wanna do it with wriothesly 
wrio's is so ass as a beatmap
the fact that faruzan's theme would be a better beatmap than wrio's and neuv's combined
hoyo doesnt know how to choose their songs
ill put chenyu next to mondstadt for being 2nd easiest map to complete
mt laixin needing mora chests to 100% is definitely a fat L to chenyu, just put more chests in mhy booo
in the same round
i firmly believe that the reason the top 1 albedo uses golden troupe is bc all the def rolls showed up in golden troupe and not in husk 
it rolled in everything
except for cd and cr
started with atk, cd, cr
ended with most of them in EM
COME BACK


Gallagher?

i knew i was overdue for a green after 8 back-to-back reds, but double green?!!

congrats

i would've stopped pulling after c0 clorinde if only sethos appeared earlier
🥹 remaining funds for Siggee and Emilee




woa


Sharing this hereee again coz im still speechless on this pull after pulling for Arle, what is dis luck HAHAHAHA
41.3cv
lmao
gegee
"Thanks for your patronage. We hope you find our compensation appropriate~" 
naisu congrats

WHAT 😨😨😨 OMG??



it's oveeer. 192/192 all recipes maxxed and all potions maxxed.
After 1226 days and more than 140M mora spent
gosu



I cannot even imagine. i only cook for BP 
Npw its time to max all local specialties 
There's leaks saying ||inventory will be capped to 99999||
now max character's specialties
I'm tired boss. Kaeya specialty alone needs 20000 fish... And that's a 1 star dish
wherefore wilt one doth such things?

Jean would need 80,000 mushrooms 
Himmel wouldve asked frieren to continue the task after deth
that's 3 days max farming for Frieren
whatcha waiting for? upgrade it
yo that 50 cv goes crazy 1!1!11!1


pog
KY



i have a milllion HoD feathers
make it stop 
up it
...

Early ?
probably not
nothing changed, its a glitch
@prisma mantle 3 week of farming, wanderer finally got an upgrade 
Almost all pieces has identical cd and cr 
yes
MC been farming his domain for 3 years and still got way worse build 😭

It took me probably 2 years to get an okay sands from that set 😭 Im not even kidding
I gave him a off set sands cuz hoyo would never give me an atk one

How is that in my control

Im happy for your wanderer
He looks so nice
now give me those artifacts
you simply don't love him enough
What's mc's wanderer stats?
I started the game for him

We don’t talk about that
nqn hates me
g!info @prisma mantle
Character:
Wanderer
View on Enka.Network
🕙 Refreshes: <t:1719324291:R>


It takes time 
me when i lie
This is against my consent 😭
It takes good artifacts luck 
Ur wanderer is pretty fine tbh
Similar crits and higher attack
Must be nice to have his bell 

The low hp already indicate most stat were crits 
this shi is ASS
sugarcoating
real




yippee
Ehhh i wouldnt say its bad

its actually really nice
35cv + 15% atk is nutty
i would
it's bad (it's actually not)
but i said it

no shield needed, you were good at using i-frames here
gegeeeeee




Not too bad?
I don’t need that ER on arle 😭😭
off piece for albedo
albedo still needs geo goblets
the only ones who need def are gorou and yunjin
and this piece is useless on them as well since they cant use any of the 4 stats and theres no ER (which they need)
oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi oh boi,
I finally got the elusive recipe!
i asked a good samaritan in another server who is from SG. 🥹
how dare u
i payed
After 3 year.... .3 YEARS..... i finally got her last constellation
I feel seen by mihoyo

the game HAD to give me that ONE hp role

ok fontaine has stepped up their namecard game since petrichor released
LETS FAKING GOOOOO
didnt expect us to reference cassiodor in clorinde's quest
thought weve had moved on right about now 
but the quest was great, music at 100% recommended fr

not willing to go insane for ayaya, this is enough
goodbye no eyebrow woman, ur design sucks, benching u forever fr fr

fr fr
shie


Gyatt
Wait TS looks like mine
I K AM HAPP Y FOR S YOU 🔥

Thats a lot of cr
WHO IS BRO FEELING LIKE 😭
"thats a good cyno piece" 🤓 ☝️
stop hating 
ahhh yes, my scara farming is going well 
Looks like mine 
the only difference is that Spaghetti isn’t farming this domain for two years like you
and you still rocking mid pieces 

Hope your arlecchino domain luck is the same as my scara domain luck 
its already better than yours 😭
cope mc

At least it's better then ur wep banner on arle

Actually it wasn’t that bad
Cuz I wanted lyney weapon
And bennett got more refinements


congrats 

OK
23.6 cv



Ouch


cv doesnt matter to me anymore tbh
i have another artifact that almost rolled everything in cd
so it should work
since the 10% atk should do smth to even the stats

Either double crit or one that rolls like 40cd
/20 cr
Hell yeahhhh, i finally got Furina's weap after 1 pull AAAAA
Edit: finally, C6 Noelle eyyy
congratss
Thank youuu MC!!!! 
👀
wait





this is...
what i need
except the cr and cd needs to switch
and mwah
all three new dishes done...
upcoming natlan has... 19 

did you use this? 
Adds an interaction using the spacebar on the "Cooking" interface (when using a keyboard and mouse as control devices).
ye, for the first 15-20
What happened in your childhood that made you like this 
repressed
When mom only lets u play 5-10hrs a week... what happens to kid when he finally lives alone, self sufficient, and unsupervised
im worried abt myself
Dun be worried will be fiiiine

isn't that an EM set? 
off piece but didnt work out


I think it’s time for Yuri to receive the same treatment as Steven, when they pulled for firefly
BRUH, as if im doing it on a daily basis
your ass does it to a new character every patch 😭
and it's 51.4
watch your back when you're out getting groceries lil bro


.2 off 50
oh
potential, go +20 it
go
equip it and show with /info in genshin wizard or fake 
wait
Guess your luck went to genshin
navia 
pls pls psl psl ps lp slpslps lps ls pl spsl pl






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