#🐳 Salt and Flex
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The general?
The... Wonders of the world?
Ah yep.
Oohh, well thats no problem then. That cayegory always gets updated each patch anyway
i can complete all of these on console, right?
A surprise Gift
Is the name of the commission. Theres 3 choices and after completing all, u unlock vile's option. Thats why its important to remember what u chose so u dont repeat anything. The achievement is hidden under the vile option.
The wiki has all additional info
wha-
Just check the wiki
They also made it easier in 3.5 
Now trial appears 3x and echo appears 2x per cycle
Ive done up until by bearings
But since im cycling between mond and sumeru, it takes longer to get back to sumeru for that
It doesnt help that the one next to it needs to be conpleted 4x
4 TIMES IN A ROW ARE U KIDDING ME
Oooh, btw. Commission cycles made it predictable to get commissions. So many people now has 956/956 achievements.
But For Love of Godwin... The one where u need to do 5x, has become the hardest achievement for new players
i don’t even know what this means
I hate this comm series as much as i hate timmie's commission
440 days to get if Hoyo doesn't change it 
how to get all 956 achievements? 
U gotta know how to time it to where the ones u need will appear on that day
I dont have that much time to do that since i touch grass, so i just do my things when the cycle comes
patience. You'll get the commissions eventually. If you chose the right actions, you get the achievemtent. But if not, it delays your progress by 40-80 days
U get all of them eventually, nothing is time limited
Yea, for like 5 primos
Not worth speedrunning i would say 
Ikr. Project baby gave me 2 wrong versions and I didnt skip them. Rip me, 120 days delay til perfect achievement... But here comes fontaine 
i’m gonna switch my commissions to Liyue for now
Just get it when u get it
I just take note of those commissions thay have multiple choices since those are harder to progress correctky
I've also just recently learnt the concept of skipping commissions and blocking commissions
Like, if Mora Gathering gives you the wrong version, skip it so you can redo it another day on same cycle.
And like, Noelle hangout prevents 3 commissions related to Ellin.
Aside from love of godwin, the other 2 can be easily completed just by.... Exploring and doing what its telling u to do
One of the rare commissions that dont deal with that pesky rng
lmao
I can never do this. I want my rewards always. At the end of the day, i want the ad astra abysosque more than the rng achievements 
fr
One of the daid easiest achievements that i apparently havent done is the 800 leyline one.
Just because.... I dont have a reason to do them since i alr am capped with books and mora
3 years and its still at 700/800 
the tcg achievements are kinda gonna finish itself. Got all at the same time getting lv10
tru, i didnt go out of my way to get the tcg ones
i just played once or twice each week for the bp and it filled up by itself
i wonder if they'll add more tcg achievements in the future tho since ppl have less reasons to do tcg anymore
got it back in 126 days 
getting ready for Focalors and a new set just for her 

ive run out of characters i want to boost to friendship 10
i need fontaine to come now, im out of options 
damn
hot

these 4 are all benched but i dont have anyone else to put on the team to get the friendship boost 😭
why is fontaine update so slow, i need new characters
all my 61 characters are fr10. Fontaine when
my teapot friendship has been at max for weeks now, i cant claim it bc itll all go to waste bc theres no one in there rn 
Tea pot is where I'll put my new characters that isn't fr10...
if I have one
lmao
but i dont HAVE ANYONE ELSE THAT I WANT FRIENDSHIP ON
just friendship everyone at this point 
ew no
feels wrong to me to lvl up the friendship of lisa who i will continue to bench anyway 
sorry lisa, id rather we not be friends while i continue to ignore u
rather than me pretending we friends but not using yo ass
the twins and frem are going into my teapot asap
imma grab lynette, cmere cmere.
lyney, lynette, frem for the new 4.0 friendship team
and since theres a 4th spot vacant, charlotte's going in there as well
nice
le gasp
I really dont have anything against beidou, i LOVE parry characters
But the thing is, ppl have been telling me to build her ever since i was early AR, saying that im missing out
And trust me, when u get nagged a lot about it even b4 deciding whether u like the chara or not, it becomes super annoying
So i decided to bench her just to spite them
Sorry beidou, nothing against u
Blame ur fans
😔
man
that's...
ig I'm too Asian. I always obey authority/meta
man fk the meta, i can still 12-3 with kaeya's good ol' melt team 
well, to be fair, this abyss seems to be easy enough for that but still
off meta comp but prolly meta gameplay
its alr off meta for me if its a non dendro team clearing
legit so sick of grass type pokemons 

that's...
the person was too stunned to speak
after after that too stunned to walk
LOL

🚪👩🦼
has anyone managed to R5 every weapon on the Battle Pass?
buying every patch since 1.0 actually makes 25, so it could be an actual monies flex ig 
The game didnt launch with a BP I dont think, so its not possible yet.
I have most of them R5, been playing since day one, and I think I have like, 3 more refinements left on the bow and Im good.
I could be wrong though. Either it didnt start with a BP, or I just missed it, but Im pretty sure we had to wait a few patches for it to come out.
you are wrong though 
lmao ok

theres like
reddit post after reddit post
showing accounts
that had r5 everything of BP weaps
U are wrong. BP was released in 1.0
All throughout version 1 patches, fhey just made additional small changes to the bp rewards but the bp itself has been there since beta
So yea, it is possible to r5 all the weapons rn (tuonto and paikon has them all r5, to name a few)
Yes we know that now.
Gepard Best you could lose to
Missing Bailu toi
Gepard the hsr zhongli incarnate
Why is he so tanky, its ridiculous. And he a standard

he’s just built different
i was gonna say smth, but then i realized that i already said it

Got him on standard banner just now 
would've been better if it was bailu but yk what ill take gepard over himeko
idk anythibg about stats but ig this one good
Not good until +20, u coward /jk

the DEF substats are copium, but if most of it rolls into Crit, you should be fine
i need someone to help me about stats
i actually dunno anything about it rly
Artifacts-I is a 3unit subject
lmao
real
it’s easier for me to explain verbally rather than through a message

too much typing
finger workout
LMAO

hot
lyney havers lets gooo
hehe
you cant fool me
i see the def
i must confiscate that artifact for further inspection
LOL
Im a doofus, i cant be satisfied until my cr circlet has a 20%+ cd substat omg
Lowkey finding unicorn pieces given my sht luck 
damn
Me with a wanderer troupe set but no ganyu to use it on 
got the whole banner's contents in 10 pull
Lucky 

Pulled for a shota

same reason i pulled for ayato. feels bad not to get the other's sibling.
wtf?
he’s like, 19 or 20 tho
lol
he’s just short 
it's about perspective. mebe Ri sees 20 as shota bcos she's... 
LMAO

I’m referring to looks 

hes not a shota
hes a full on twink 
man, the abyss have been feeding me good recently
maybe a lil bit of suffering in f12 is healthy 
lyney has 0% testosterone, he just denies it
aint no way a full grown man would still be doing magic 


but can you pick 3 berries in one pass though?
huh?
i just struggle picking 3 berries while in Yelan's E 
so i always u-turn and waste the dash

oh, i don't use Nahida for my farming zoomies
Yelan, Dehya, Sayu, Kazoo (it's always daytime) 
Wanderer + Lost Prayer (20%mvspd)
Nahida (
important role)
Kazuha (anemo reso, stamina efficiency) might replace if i get C2 Jean
Yelan + FGM (20%mvspd) 
hope they make movspd artifact set
Glad im on mobile, picking berries is one tap ez
i only put Pyro to cover every harvestable like electro crystals and mist flowers
What does Jean C2 do? And what do you use Nahida for?
I used to run Wanderer + Lost Prayer, Sayu, Yelan and Zhongli. But now I replaced Sayu with Kazu cos I got Yelan C2 
when u get an energy orb, u gain +15% spd 
I use nahida to...
gather items.
Jean c2 for more movement spd
Nahida to instantly get berries from far away
so far the distance covered by equipping the weapon vs using diona skill (without fgm) is same. so it's 20% spd overall
hot

that’s like, 41.2% crit value
its prettyyyyyy good yup
seggsy
4 liner and only 46cv 
I'll keep it for my tao
lmfao
120% completionists be like: 
no regrats, it got me lyney and some extra
i completed it too
lmao
i was determined to get those extra Primos
i went so far as to collect everything there
Would Hunter artifacts be good on Hu Tao?
Seems like an interesting build.
Oh no its that weirdo orbiter again.
there's a lot of what ifs around the discussion but if we're talking about dmg calcs, i havent seen anything posted
prob in keqingmains (since that place has everything for some reason)
ppl are calling it a "niche hutao build" tho, so by definition, it works, just not in the normal hu tao kind of way
Makes sense yeah. Seems like it would be fun to at least run a test or two.
i doubt it could beat her current bis tbh
Yeah I wasnt expecting it to, just seems fun.

Thats heartbreaking. However, my Klee will take that off your hands.
@lilac python just forgot to post my lyney pulls 
he also came with lynette so i didnt have to go out of my way to get her
another 50/50 won, ty mhy
prob gon die soon idk
nice
Ya
I'm gonna cry
ive joined the c6 sayu mains
(i barely play sayu)
nice
will have to go back to farming for an em goblet 
or y'know, ✨ Strongbox ✨
"might" still be usable using Optimizer with my EoSF Sara 
Bold of u to assume just bc theres a strongbox, we always get wat we want 
If that were true, i wouldve stopped strongboxing glad a long time ago
EoSF?
emblem of severed fate set
the other abbreviations cw, tf, vv, ts, ap, bs, hod, wt
ty
bs for bullsh-
nah, jk
bullstrayer 
lmfao
true, aint got no time for no acronym
the others are acceptable since theyre 2 words each
but EOSF?? just use emblem 😩
dpc is alr a pain to decode, i just say pavillion
its not like theres anything else that has pavillion in it
im much more familiar with esf
eosf, don't quite hear it
i think the abbrev arent meant to be pronounced. in official discord coop, everything is shortened like
lf esf x5
meaning, looking for help on emblem of severed fate domain for 5 runs
💀
tf just happened 
done with sumeru once and for all (not the commissions yet tho unfortunately)
im selling sorush for 1 dollar a piece, i aint using this thing no mo
one dollar a piece? 
wdym?
also
unlock Fontaine when?
yes, im disassembling her and selling her for parts
soon, need to go thru 3.7 and 3.8 content first
why didn’t you do it before 4.0?
i am a true isekai protagonist, i sell the things when im done using them 
bc im not speedrunning perma content
i dont
i check all version changes first b4 hopping over to the next one, so i dont miss anything
plus, i dont play the game 24/7 yk
got early guaranteed c3, swiped 50€ and didn't get anything so far and not planning to
more. 
ah, oki
Trying to C6 her?
congrats on the early C3 

I'll C6 Yelan on her next rerun, I'd be fine with C4 for now. 
congrats congrats
very suit


Lets gooo
what language is that?

me 720
whats that
nerd stuff 

lol
Not planning to get other characters? 
C6 char is expensive for f2p. You’ll have to skip a lot of banners
congrats on 1000 achievements
apart Hydro Archon and one con for Kazuha not really
I was saving for Tao 6 months or even more, it's fine. 
dedication 
||thanks Ri for sharing this beautiful song, the sole reason why 50/50 was won
||
Congrats!
they gave me one too wooooo
my boy lookin extra drippy now
Vietnamese
Congrats @whole crater we are same
called it
Just because we filos know english, doesn't mean we don't deserve local language sub too 
"Wanderer" = "Palaboy"
nvm, let's keep it english
Vietnamese lessons
Arman Vietnamese classes

still no french dub 
French dub in anime Inc
french VA for chat noir in miraculous ladybug
cocky magician flirty little guy vibe

Congrats on C4. Go for C6 now 
Congratsss!!!! Guess you are lucky to be blessed by our gosu owner HAHA
if you sponsor it, sure I don’t mind. 

thats dope
i mean, nice Yelan C4 
lmao
i have a dream... that my C6 Bennett can toggle his constellations on/off depending on the party comp

that would be nice tbh
mine is at C4 rn 
you'll get shot

nonchalantly, as how recreational fishing's supposed to be

nice

i would say this is still looking very f2p 🤔
it hurts that i dont have a single 5 star crit sword tho but well, what can u do
yes, almost 3 years playing and still no aquila or amos, kill m 
i have Amos'
i also have Jade Cutter, Mistsplitter, and Light of Foliar Incision

i dont have any 
Aquila on my Bennett, which I never use.

lame
Boring
Actually, that's a lie. I use him on frosted altar, because having pyro on all of my characters all of the time is the only good use I can think for him.
ive only pulled twice on weapon banner since game's release
freedom sworn and lyney bow
pretty much why i barely have any 5 star that isnt limited
but to think ive won both times first try on the ones i wanted is a big W on my part 
thats $0 bby
and thats counting that the freedom sword banner was during the hellish weapon banner with no chance counter thing 
lol
Also f2p
i foddered all my skyward except for the bow 
:) ...
Aquila and amos are the only ones im missing from standard. All the skyward weapons except for the harp are going in the trash asap
im missing all of them

how?
u can never go wrong with HoD pieces
esp feathers, they seem to always gravitate into crit stats
i have around 10 probably and thats just for feathers 
lol

C6 benny gosu
Have not eula
idk what team to use anymore, lol
unfortunately, i will have to confiscate that piece for inspection and i shall be keeping it forever for further inspection
Feel free to keep it! 


C1 Eula in 17 wishes 

That color is deceiving, I thought you are using blue and purple artifacts 
not baaaaaaaad
same
ill take too
gimmeeeeeeee


I think my yelan is good for now 💀
Circlet can be better but hp and er benefits her a lot
C1 covers ER so 130+ is good,
the min maxed stats i saw from generated artif from the leaks before if i remember was 95CR 300CD haha they guy on the vid generated 50cv artifacts
Ah I see 
nasty
impressive Yelan 
I think I searched it on pix.iv 
Artgerm’s? 
1% 

nasty
Damn, 1000 EM. Nice.
2% 
2%EZ
witty haha
My guy, my lyney lvl 4
I havent built him yet 
Altho, with his BiS, u might want to switch to cr circlet (esp since ur circlet rn barely has cr)
43% cr is low even for lyney
Not sure of his ER requirements but im guessing not much esp in mono pyro with someone holding fav
Continued farm artifacts
Stanley Artgerm™️ Lau
idk who that is
you're missing out 
just google the name smh 
i know
c1 yelan <3

ER 
nasty
c1 
gosh
Wish me luck
Gl


I will never see a Yelan piece like that ever again.
Aaaaaas expected
It rolled max DEF TWICE


gosh
ouch

no luck :paimonsad:
feel free

bet
Hello all, which weapon should i choose from bp reward?
1st 3rd or 5th

Whichever one you think is coolest, or whatever you need.

Actually i really dont know .. i like catalyst chara but i ale
Ready have widtih
Whyyy
I mean, most of the BP weapons are pretty average. If you need a weapon, then get it. If not, toss a coin.
I'd go 7th, 6th, 10th, or 5th
Spine is 4 star BiS for many claymore dps
Blacksword good stat kick for onfield sword attackers
Dethmatch for huge crit rate kick.
Ballad of Fjords feels like a Xiangling spear, but honestly most spears are Xiangling spears
is that adult version of Chibi Usa?
why does ballad of fjords is for xianling? what if i gave her deathmatch?
Bc xl is so versatile, her kit and scaling makes her able to make use of any polearm available. Even just as a stat stick
still fine 'cause Shangleeng's hella busted. the former just makes her even more busted
Very few characters have a BP as their BiS, so you're not missing out.
one day I'll get a good Hydro goblet and move at least to 50th place. 
one day
are you using optimizer? why not succ sword
just genuinely cure-use 
huh? 💀
I do not use optimizer.
about sac - I was running him in double hydro Tao, didn't want xq to take too much on field time with another E.
now I use him in hyperbloom with Nahida as a driver and just never bothered to swap it. 
as long as he gets his Q up every rotation, i think it doesnt matter really
But still, im still confuse on what weapon should i take. If theres pink bp reward i definitely take them. I was gonna pick solar pearl but i consider another weapon too but its just 
They're all average, just pick what you think is coolest.
What is the most op weapon from it anyway
There really isnt one. Just depends on what class you wanna use it for.
However, I do see Serpent Spine pop up a lot for DPS Claymore users.
theyre pretty average all in all
a lot of ppl only buy them for the stat stick/not having the better 4 star version like the widsith/not having multiple 5 star weapons of the same type/etc
that one roll
unlucky

It feels good to just be able to skip an entire banner again. Finally some time to save.
lmao
Me fr until charlotte and siegwinne drops
siegwinne?
the little deer child besides wriothesley in the trailer
i just want to have one of the blobby children of fontaine as playable units, theyre so cute
ah, i haven’t seen the trailer yet 💀
u havent seen the fontaine trailer? 💀 with the patch being out for weeks now
this was such a fun hangout fr, and i say that having finished 2.0's previously boring story quests
u get more insight into kaveh, its very kaveh focused 99% of the time
u get to find out why he has motherless fatherless behavior 
and man, he really is so pretty
how can one man be so pretty 😳

I kinda don't remember much on kaveh hangout. He's mostly barraging me with life quotes.
its funny how theres no bad ending for the hangout
nc even tho he gets scammed in some endings, it still becomes a life lesson lmao
noice
ive been winning my 50/50 and yoinking 4 stars after using this namecard lmao
maybe luck is real 
nice
hmm
yay
albaedo is so expensive
got 0% luck on the domain, how much more or the strongbox huhu
mfw i alr got the set, but theres like 1 useable piece out of it
im sick of the faces of the ppl farming in the domain, i dont wanna see them no mo
but my bae deserves the best
i just have to suffer a lil
also iunno why im speaking in my language when this is celestia lmao

mfw?
my face when
mother feasting watermelons

61k + 9k + 93k 
Bloom but fire
fire but bloom
Hyperbloom's counterpart
Firebloom
burgeon 
burgeon
Firebloom
Firebloom
oh, lmao
you can tell whom hoyo really loves
Steven gets at least one good artifact every week 
got to support whaling
Whaaaaa 
what if i told you my melt aloy did this in coop
yea, i wouldnt believe it either 
sometimes, she just does wacky crazy things without my consent
i should just really call myself 2%EZ from now on haha
c0 Raiden Shogun 
scara boss
with Bennett ofc


nasty
finally reached c6 with f2p funds, lets goooo 
zero dollahs kaeya
next goal, c6 amber 
Its funny to see that this is rarer and more interesting than literally any C6 5 star.
fr fr
it feels like such a big achievement too when u finally get it
I think my Lisa is like, C2 or something and thats the highest I have 
it doesnt help that theres 3 of them, so they keep trynna distribute who the new cons go to 
i just want all the future cons i get to go to amber, is that too much to ask
Are any C6 starters even good? I dont think Ive ever looked into what any of them actually do.
I know higher con Amber is pretty funny with being able to manually detonate BB.
i feel like lisa is good
esp now with dendro, lisa aggravate is a really good f2p alternative to any agg hyper carries
thats what ive heard anyway, i dont use lisa
and yea c6 amber is really good too (when her bunnies crit anyway)
bc u can do bunny inc (eula, amber, rosaria, flex)
the idea is amber melts everything eula does through double BB bombs, and then eula just onga bongas thru everything

i just chose kaeya bc well, its kaeya
hes a snack
As a Euler main, I might try this.
need to have c6 amber tho 

ngl, i think mine is C4
mine is also around c3 c4
which is skeri bc shes the only standard that i dont want cons for 
which means i will be forced to build lisa once she gets to c6 
damn
congrats
fr
Sapuraizu da yo~
the bare minimum im giving him
maybe in about a year or 2, he can get artifacts 
the bare minimum i gib is lvl70, 6/6/6, handdd me down artifacts
mine is always 90 talent 9/9/9
but the ones that got artifacts are the ones i actually use, the ones that dont, well they suffer
scara will remain nakey until i get enough motivation to farm his set lmao

the main stat
ikr? 😭
was able to dodge tortillini and zhongli for mah boi fremmy wooooo
bro, why u look so goofy

time to flex something nobody cares about 

The other one is in Sumeru City 

Ez
90% of the gosu artifacts I have came from abyss drops 
Ayayayayayayayayayayaya
debating whether or not i simp for her enough to give her a crown 
doesnt seem to be worth when she alr deals so much
i should put her in the randomizer wheel just in case
maybe the burst 
Triple crown siegwinne perhaps 

queens don't need crowns to be queens
but ayaya needs extra pairs of socks frfr
dry ones
please
help
Very niceeee
Mine wont be 
Haircut too ugly, she gets minus points for that
😭
@stiff lily
the disrespect
damn
poor Ayaka 😔

why shooketh
yall aint ready for my burgeon yaoyao 
it so funny how quickly my collei got speared out of her position and replaced with yaoyao
she couldnt defeat the epitome of cute and bunny
"How many will I kill for Yaoyao"
Is not the question.
It's "How many will I allow to live"
yaoyao supremacy
gib her homa too
Who is the new cryo punchy dude coming out in a few updates.
Ice Heizou or whatever
Wriothesley, thats it
wrio
LATE TO THE PARTY
more like ice dehya i think 
that is, if dehya's ult was her entire kit
Im pumped for this dude, he looks so fun to play. Japanese VA is fuckin Star Platinum too, thats sick.
no homa, unfortunately
she will do well on dragon's bane bc burgeon yao yao 🐇
he is, im waiting on his rerun tho
Rerun? He hasnt even had a banner yet!
bc im skipping him

hence, waiting until he reruns
i like him and will def pull for him, but hes not a priority on my list
Just seems like a refreshing way to play the game. Also first cryo catalyst too, so thatll be interesting.
charlotte's gonna be my first, wrio wil be my second
Oh yeah, Charlotte. Forgot about her.
Skip 
my prio rn is def siegwinne
so anyone who comes b4 her are an immediate skip 
After her, ill probably wait until more info about the sumeru desert girl gets released, iunno, 90% of the fontaine cast is very skippable for me
I want furina. She already has a special place in the teapot built for her 💢
show us Miu 
it's an empty room. She'll stare at the corner and reflect
that's...
👁👄👁
Did it. I’m too annoyed with the notifications after not playing for a while 
One of us
One of us
Unless ur a physical main, it really wont bother u. Ppl are just living in pre dendro era
razor likes c6 Bennett in thundering furry team.
eula doesn't need Bennett ||bcos her best team is with hyper bloom||
And agg razor is becoming better than physical anyway
Most phys teams dont need benny no mo anyways
no afraid of c6 bennet
with Raiden
lmfao
💀
Welcome to the club. Feels good doesnt it?
Definitely 
Outside of Abyss and trying to shave off seconds in a domain, I really dont see the hype for him.
Also "hurr hurr beeg numburs"
Theres no hype
Its bc bennett is part of the big 3 in terms of 4 stars since 1.0
Versatility wise, he does his job with no niche
Im not gonna pass on someone just bc theyre doing the thing that they were designed to do, surprisingly well
If u need bennett, go use bennett
If u dont want bennett, dont use bennett
There u go, go to heaven, hapi birthday or wtv
omg so true bestie
you would enjoy seeing this all the time on my account 
lmao 💀
i thought your Gepard was the one that died for a sec, lmfao
2 Gepards being there confused me 💀
his barrier is 2k8,2k9 :))))
def 3k6
i was trying 4k def:))))
everytime i lvl a character up and realize, wait, i dont really need them
my brain goes, "well might as well turn them dps"
and the cycle continues
the next 4 on my list
i actually do need all 4 of them lmao
tf is 2k8, 2k9, and 3k6?
2800?
Is this without err rope?
Not so flexing but im happy i finally finish my simulated universe 1 at level 13 
congratsss
Congrats 
nice
Thank youu @sterile skiff @stiff lily @still socket @pliant marten 
Andddd i got himeko from departure warp banner and shes pretty 
you got himeko and that means only one thing
you need kafka
its the other half
no other option left

kafka rerun you become kafka main

Mommy himi 
Congrats
what did i do? i’m lost 
congrats

you said nice

okay

im tired of grinding 
Congrats

no def 
Emblem with EM? I wouldnt complain, give
Damnnn gratss


crit rate buff 
wonder why azhdaha isnt used much for dmg testing lol
They choose his other twin, primovishap
nothing like good luck
nooooooothing


































