Pixels

[winged shard]

this guy hates fun

[iron pelican]

thats a weird way to say 5/5

[stable yacht]

Peakxels

[noble whale]

i could change your opinion with a few hard hitting questions

[iron pelican]

PREACH!!

[kindred lava]

spoiler alert: it has pac man

[noble whale]

THATS NOT EVEN HIM

i think

[iron pelican]

i can already smell the questions

[winged shard]

Real

[iron pelican]

Wait can you stream it in vc?

[kindred lava]

the blue hedgehog?

[winged shard]

No that's sonique

I think that's his name

[iron pelican]

Oh ok makes sense

[kindred lava]

"not allowed" why wouldnt it be

I'll do it right now

[winged shard]

Piracy

[iron pelican]

Oh

[noble whale]

argh!! 🏴‍☠️

[winged shard]

1984

[iron pelican]

YARRR!! THERE BE TREASURE!!!

[winged shard]

LIFE ON THE OPEN SEAS

[kindred lava]

Are you gonna snitch me to Peter Dinklage?

[noble whale]

ye hunt fur buried pixels blue ray dvd

[iron pelican]

SAILING ACROSS THE SEVEN DIETIES!!!!

[noble whale]

are image perms allowed in reddit but better

[iron pelican]

yeah then it becomes great

[noble whale]

awwwwwhhhhhh

[winged shard]

Only if you boost I think

which is 1984

[iron pelican]

No need to lie

[winged shard]

This fuckin guy

[kindred lava]

Streaming it right now

Get in

[noble whale]

low key peter dinklage should become supreme leader of the democratic peoples republic of america and we follow dinklage juche

[winged shard]

he's like 5'4 btw

[iron pelican]

He should become the supreme overlord of the solar system

[noble whale]

TRUE

[winged shard]

midget

[iron pelican]

And mainly rule over @blissful lark 's life

[winged shard]

You're an ant

[iron pelican]

How the FUCK can you hate peter dinklage then

[noble whale]

rivalry

[winged shard]

He can just bring you back to life

[kindred lava]

Join VC1 for Pixels

[iron pelican]

Ok but you LTIERALLY dislike pixels

[winged shard]

Using his dinkle spells

dinkle magic

[iron pelican]

this is so real

top tier pixels

[kindred lava]

join vc1 dude

we're watching pixels

[iron pelican]

Yeah

[kindred lava]

LMAO YOU ARE ACTUALLY PIRATING IT

[iron pelican]

If you dont do that then ill actually send peter after you

[noble whale]

uhh no you arent!!

[kindred lava]

i love this scene @iron pelican

[noble whale]

pirating is wink wink illegal

[kindred lava]

biglizard join us

[iron pelican]

Yeah it literally makes me quake from joy

[kindred lava]

we're muted

[noble whale]

we would never pirate totally not cia agent

[kindred lava]

just pixels

[iron pelican]

Yeah join its literally so good

[noble whale]

what am i joining

[kindred lava]

pixels

[noble whale]

ohh vc

[kindred lava]

we're watching pixels in vc1

[vocal solar]

10/10 retro movie

[winged shard]

So retro (

[noble whale]

ill have to stay muted unfortubately bc its fucking 12am </3

[vocal solar]

Uhh

Idk about that

[kindred lava]

its fine were also muted

[noble whale]

ill join tho give me a minute

[iron pelican]

Probably top 2 experiences of all time

[kindred lava]

Bellzy join too

You'll like it

[undone marlin]

i do, its definitely not allowed

[vocal solar]

Are we in 1984

[winged shard]

That's fudged up

Can't even watch peak

shaking my smh

[noble whale]

april fools, we were actually watching an audiobook about some autobiography on peter dinklage!!! no crime involved!!!

[iron pelican]

Yeah exactly

[kindred lava]

yeah we are definitely not watching pixels

[vocal solar]

This shit sucks

Audio

[primal shale]

audiojungle

[iron pelican]

You shouldnt lie

[vocal solar]

I like lying on the internet

[winged shard]

Lying is a sin

[primal shale]

are you guys acrually watching thr movie

[vocal solar]

No

[winged shard]

or so I've been told

[iron pelican]

BOOOOOOOOOOO

[kindred lava]

literally 1984

[undone marlin]

i know

[noble whale]

allah save us

[winged shard]

throwing tomatos at my screen rn

[undone marlin]

ive heard this before

[winged shard]

pretend they hit you

[noble whale]

what if i make a dedicated pixels server for this one bit

[undone marlin]

thank you, ill be here all week

[kindred lava]

well idk waht to say we're like 5 people already

and we are enjoying this

[vocal solar]

There’s literally no audio

[iron pelican]

Stop lying

[noble whale]

hypothetically btw is my laptop bugging out or is this meant to be like, just the poster

[winged shard]

is your steam muted

[iron pelican]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kindred lava]

it has to be on your end, the rest have the audio

[iron pelican]

As a hypothetical answer it would be just your laptop

[kindred lava]

yes, hypothetically speaking

[noble whale]

ahh, hypothetically, fuck

[kindred lava]

guys look at peter dinklage

[iron pelican]

This is literally so fucking good

[kindred lava]

isnt he great

10/10

[noble whale]

WOAAAAAAHHHH!!!!

[iron pelican]

Pyro might like this more than fat furries not gonna lie

[noble whale]

hypothetically tbh tho mine actually might be better bc peter dinklage is on the poster so i am just constantly seeing him

[iron pelican]

Everyone spam @blissful lark the pixels poster!!!!!!!!!

Im sure he'd find deep enjoyment rooted in that

Well now thats mean

[winged shard]

Stop using fucking profanity dewd

[noble whale]

OH IT IS HYPOTHETICALLY WORKING NOW

[iron pelican]

This is literally so fuciking good im about to cry profusely

[noble whale]

boooo reagan!!!!

boooo fuck ronald reagan!!!!

[winged shard]

Tv girl sample guy

[noble whale]

peter dinklage clears ronald reagan!!!

[winged shard]

That's the only thing he's known for

[iron pelican]

YEAH!!!

Peter dinklage woooooooo

[kindred lava]

PAC MAN

[iron pelican]

pacman ohm y god

im gonna cry

[kindred lava]

epic

[noble whale]

with ghosts??? fuck

oh damn

WOAAAA

PETER DINKLAGE

LMAOOOOO

[iron pelican]

omh grmy fuckning god im gonna cry

[noble whale]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE LMAOOOO

[iron pelican]

adam sandler my goattttt 😢

peak humor

True art

[kindred lava]

again

[iron pelican]

AGAIN!!!

AGAAAIAN!!! WOOOO!!!!

[noble whale]

FUCK REAGANN BOOOOO!!!!

peter dinklage >>> ronald reagan

[iron pelican]

YEAHHHHH BIGLIZARD WOOOOOOOOOOO

[undone marlin]

didnt they just take this whole plot from a whatif machione episode of futurama

[noble whale]

this is what the WOKE are saying

[iron pelican]

Dont you dare spread your woke propaganda

[noble whale]

futurama didnt even know what peter dinklage was

[undone marlin]

yes they did, he was a head in a jar

[kindred lava]

how are you liking the movie so fair @undone marlin ?

[noble whale]

more like a blue hair dyed head in a WOKE jar

[undone marlin]

i saw pixels in the theatre when i was a kid

idk why

[iron pelican]

THIS!!!

[iron pelican]

Because its good and the most hyped movie of all time

[kindred lava]

and it became a cherished memory right? because its the best movie ever, right?

[undone marlin]

true

[iron pelican]

Yeah ☝️

[kindred lava]

told you

[iron pelican]

Everything is good

[noble whale]

this but unironically bc idk i was such a small kid i loved this

[kindred lava]

why would you say "unironically"

Dude have you seen "Click!" ?

[noble whale]

emphasis on how serious i am about pixels

[kindred lava]

its like pixels but not as funny because it doesnt have Peter Dinklage

and pac man

[iron pelican]

this is unironically true i watched it with friends and a projector at home and i loved it so fucking much

[kindred lava]

yeah pixels is great

[noble whale]

the pixels cause is the proletarian cause

[undone marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/rob-schneider-carrot-southpark-gif-3709428

[winged shard]

That's bait

Tom Hardy gif

[iron pelican]

Ily this is literally so true

[vocal solar]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-gif-20369681

[winged shard]

thanks you bellzy

[noble whale]

whenever they shoot the game characters it is representative of proletarian revolution against the bourgeoisie

[kindred lava]

true

[vocal solar]

Have you never got that?

Is that why you hate it?

[kindred lava]

its called love

[noble whale]

a relationship or a mom or adam sandler?

[vocal solar]

Both!

[noble whale]

oh my god he's like, yk in trolls when theyre all dark and grey and unhappy???

[kindred lava]

the only bad part about pixels is that it didnt last longer

[iron pelican]

Uggghh fuck i have to stop watching pixels because i have to go to the gymmm i have to go pixelarians

im sorry

i shall see all of you later

[kindred lava]

cant wait for pixels 2 in 2025 tho i heard its gonna have fortnite in it

[noble whale]

but instead of singing or whatever it was, its the movie pixels

[kindred lava]

see you, awesome talking to you

[noble whale]

fare well 🫡

[iron pelican]

you too glorious king

[iron pelican]

farewell supreme monarch

[vocal solar]

Me avoiding having a relationship with my son so my wife doesn’t get an ick

Idk about my kids

She took them

[noble whale]

"every human being has something of value, especially dinklage" - kanye "dinklage" west

[vocal solar]

Kanye Dinklage west

[kindred lava]

i love the main character John Pixels

[vocal solar]

😭

John pixels??

[kindred lava]

its the name of the guy from the movie

hence the name of the movie

[noble whale]

this is true

[winged shard]

where is pixels 2

[noble whale]

as a real pixeloid i can confirm

[kindred lava]

in 2025

[noble whale]

joe biden has locked it away from us

[kindred lava]

it will have fornight

[winged shard]

that's so fucked up

As if he couldn't get any worse

[vocal solar]

Pixels if it was peak according to @blissful lark

[kindred lava]

have you tried smiling?

[noble whale]

pixels is already peak but this is true

[noble whale]

REAL

[kindred lava]

ah i see, you are not smiling because you are crying with joy

natural reaction for a first timer watcher of pixels

too much in awe to speak? makes sense

[noble whale]

clearly not pixel-pilled enough

you are NOT pixel perfect.. as they say

[kindred lava]

yes i know aliens are scary

but dw adam sandler is one of the good guys

and so is peter dinklage

[noble whale]

god especially peter dinklage

[vocal solar]

You@mad

Me personally

Would’ve targeted the whole planet

[winged shard]

this guy is a massive a-hole!

[noble whale]

anti-woke, dinklage pilled proletarians against the woke, bourgeois aliencels is the modern class struggle

[vocal solar]

What?

[winged shard]

very true

[vocal solar]

You need to stop yapping bruh

[noble whale]

it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes it goes GUILLOTINEEE!!!!!!!!!

• death grips

[vocal solar]

If you fail once dive Again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

[winged shard]

my favorite Gaga song

[noble whale]

"i like the gaga songs, what the fuck does she know about cameras pixels!!!"

[kindred lava]

you know what else is great?

Elf

Peter Dinklage is there too

[noble whale]

ooooo yeah he was wasnt he

[sacred pumice]

what

[noble whale]

have you seen this film

[winged shard]

that one musician right

[sacred pumice]

I've saw bits of it from when it's on TV and I just mindlessly watch it for a bit bc I'm bored

[unreal flint]

Huh what's this?

[kindred lava]

aren't you yesterday's stream dono?

W

[sacred pumice]

no?

I've only ever donated once in my life

[noble whale]

ever heard of "church"

[sacred pumice]

and it was not last stream

[kindred lava]

L

[sacred pumice]

why did you think this

[noble whale]

ill give a brief run down in dms

LMAOO HELP VC

[unreal flint]

Yes i think ik what a church is

[kindred lava]

i hate jack black

he's the only bad thing of that movie

if jack black wasnt in pixels we could've had more screen time for Adam and Peter

no

[undone marlin]

are you guys still doing the bit?

[noble whale]

inshallah

[kindred lava]

8bits yes

[sacred pumice]

64 bits

32 bits

16 bits

8 bits

4 bit

[kindred lava]

liar

[sacred pumice]

2 bit

1 bit

half bit

THE WRIST GAAAMEE*

why

[undone marlin]

me when i look at the eclipse directly

[sacred pumice]

L

[kindred lava]

no keyboard muscle memory, L

[sacred pumice]

I think you should turn it to full brightness and watch it on 0.25x speed 3 times

[kindred lava]

what console

[sacred pumice]

best viewing experience

[sacred pumice]

kfconsole

[kindred lava]

lmao

[noble whale]

see, this is like a fidel castro euro step type of thing

sure it gets you a basket more pixels film consumption, but at what cost to the revolutionary pixels spirit??

you laughed once, continuously throughout the whole movie becausethe humour was so impeccable??

we been knowing this

anti-pixels propaganda

[kindred lava]

whew

idk about you lizard but im pooped, this movie was such a 10/10

[sacred pumice]

stop lying its okay to admit you love it

we all do too

[noble whale]

honestly, i think a numerical scale isnt enough to capture the masterpiece that is pixels

[kindred lava]

i mean

Rango is better tho

[sacred pumice]

tf are you on about

it's not rdr2 level but I think the writing and story is really good

[kindred lava]

Its a movie not a book, are you a dummy? 😂

[sacred pumice]

ok true

we all agree on this

rango is like the rdr2 of movies

[noble whale]

truth

[kindred lava]

stop digging your grabe m8

Rango is grando

[noble whale]

does finland have like, harry potter dementors that suck thejoy out of people every morning before they wake up

[sacred pumice]

H

I'm not having this fucking slander

Rango is amazing

It's like my second favourite film

first is back to the future

objectivelt rango is better than back to the future

[sacred pumice]

I just prefer back to the future

[noble whale]

resonance nameone goodmovie

[sacred pumice]

That's called heaven

[noble whale]

i would unironically want this

[sacred pumice]

Yes but rango is better

nerd

[kindred lava]

The Shining is objectively a bad movie

Horrible writing, bad directing, actors barely credible

[noble whale]

to you what is a terrible movie like a 1/5 movie

[noble whale]

"red rum" so cheesy i dont even remember if that was the shining or something else

[sacred pumice]

it was I'm pretty sure

[kindred lava]

its "murder" backwards haha get it, its murder oooooh

Pixels has adam sandler in it

and Pac Man

[sacred pumice]

dude I'm sorry but your taste is not it man

[kindred lava]

I can't stand this anymore

[noble whale]

stephen king has been to the island probably im just guessing

[kindred lava]

I'll go play videogames that remind me of pixels

[winged shard]

Bro hasn't watched uncircumcised gems

[kindred lava]

you are beyond salvation

[winged shard]

Uncut gems*

my bad typo

[noble whale]

uncircumcised gems 😭

[sacred pumice]

I suggest pac-man (obviously) or tetris

I prefer tetris personally

[sacred pumice]

I read that as games

[noble whale]

gonna call fully edited movies "circumcised movies"now

[sacred pumice]

LMAOOO

[noble whale]

"nice youve finished recording, when are we getting it fully circumcised by?"

[sacred pumice]

foul 😭😭😭

[noble whale]

i will sleep nowchat

istg if i dream about anything BUT peter dinklage

[sacred pumice]

Okii

[winged shard]

It is the best but okay

[noble whale]

what is the best and the worst in your opinion

[noble whale]

TRUTH

[winged shard]

Night night sleep tight don't let the bedbugs bite !!

[unreal flint]

gn

[sacred pumice]

literally

[sacred pumice]

So true

sleep well

bro forgot about the minecraft movie 😭😭😭

oh wait yeah you guys can't time travel yet...

perfect

Yay!

no

[winged shard]

so rude

[sacred pumice]

nuh uh

[sacred pumice]

fr

[winged shard]

absolutely uncultured

[sacred pumice]

dude the

[winged shard]

shaking my head

[sacred pumice]

its like 4.5/5 movie at LEAST

shut up bro stop lying

dude u can give up the bit now it's not funny

yes it is

thats the only explanation

yes man

It IS man

Theres no way you fan only rate it a 3.5 / 5 max

not possible

cap

we are not in a pyro stream you can give up the bit now

[agile mountain]

0/5 imo (I haven't watched it)

[iron pelican]

TRUE ☝️

[kindred lava]

Pixels

[sacred pumice]

True

[sacred pumice]

liar

[ornate zenith]

Me when I hate on pixels and Pac-Man eats my lawn

Consider this a warning wacca wacca

[noble whale]

pixels

[sacred pumice]

yay