confession

[onyx mauve]

sometimes i go in public at shoe stores and go to the women's section and then i lick all the parts of the shoes where the actual foot goes in in hopes of a girl buying it and me technically licking her grippers 🤤🤤

[marble sierra]

get off your alt niall

[onyx mauve]

this aint no alt

this just me

[ionic ferry]

That’s crazy

[onyx mauve]

how so

[ionic ferry]

Idk

[tawdry saffron]

You're going to catch some fungi or herpes or some shit from a girl who tried those shoes on. Unlikely but possible. Not advised

[arctic pumice]

relatable

😔