#New channel for four-word stories to keep them out of General and Offtopic.

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glacial portal
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Few words do trick

austere plover
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Less words, bigger brain

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More words small brain

alpine cobalt
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no words, brain imexplosion

glacial portal
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oh no, not again!

austere plover
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Oops, all brain imexplosions

tall monolith
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Ugh, what a mess!

mild night
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This sentence is false.

median kernel
mild night
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No it is not.

median kernel
mild night
tall monolith
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An error has occurred

median kernel
tall monolith
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False, true. True? False?

alpine cobalt
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0118999 88199 9119725 3

glacial portal
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don't call 999 anymore

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now with hotter paramedics!

alpine cobalt
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dear sir stroke madam

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fire exclamation mark. fire!

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help me exclamation mark

glacial portal
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no no, too casual

alpine cobalt
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madeinbritain moss 🧯 🔥

austere plover
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Flame, fire and brimstone

alpine cobalt
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cigarettes, alcohol and rollerblading

austere plover
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Sex, drugs and rock-'n'-roll

alpine cobalt
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i'm shocked and appalled!

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can't "sex" on internet!

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that's most highly illegal!

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internet for academic research

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research and nothing more

errant sinew
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My mother said once

tall monolith
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What did she say?

steep merlin
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Just 'once'. That's all.

alpine cobalt
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once, twice, three times

mild night
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Wait, hold on here.

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This is a suggestion.

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This is a thread.

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The channel was never.

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It never came together.

glacial portal
alpine cobalt
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me fail english? unpossible

errant sinew
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Funny guy above me

alpine cobalt
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you like ralphquoting, huh?

tall monolith
errant sinew
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My little pony slays

alpine cobalt
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what does it slay?

tall monolith
alpine cobalt
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feels like everything's spinning

errant sinew
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Your just imagining things

tall monolith
alpine cobalt
tall monolith
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Been quite a while

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since last seen Dilbert

alpine cobalt
tall monolith
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Words plus emojis now?

alpine cobalt
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emojis count as words

errant sinew
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Or do they now?

tall monolith
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Rules are quite fluid

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or so it seems.

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I must away now.

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Later, and take care!

alpine cobalt
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both "yes", and "non't"

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"this is a bucket"

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"dear god" "there's more"

tall monolith
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I have returned pinkie_waving

alpine cobalt
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woohoo welcome back Minty

tall monolith
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Not for long though

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Gonna bake another cake

alpine cobalt
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boo-urns. good reason though

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what sort of cake?

tall monolith
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Minecraft cake, two recipes

errant sinew
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I’m at the dentist

median kernel
errant sinew
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They do hurt now

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But it will stop

steep merlin
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I have dentist tomorrow

tall monolith
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Another four words piehoofs

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Where's five word person?

alpine cobalt
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four words? like lying

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on the internet: illegal

tall monolith
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Is it really though?

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Everything online is true?

alpine cobalt
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every last thing, yes

tall monolith
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What about the contradictions?

alpine cobalt
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ain't not no contractions

tall monolith
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Cartoon ponies are online.....

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Are cartoon ponies real?

alpine cobalt
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the cartoons are real

tall monolith
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What about Flat Earth?

alpine cobalt
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they aren't lying though

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they genuinely believe it

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can be wrong online

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wrong is not illegal

tall monolith
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Ah, another technicality PinkiePie

alpine cobalt
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technically correct = best correct

tall monolith
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Online and in court

austere plover
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Why not both options

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In online court house

alpine cobalt
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I am here live

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I'm not a cat

austere plover
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But I am cat

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Meow meow mother fucker

austere plover
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If course it is

alpine cobalt
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👈 pull my finger

austere plover
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No slap my hand

alpine cobalt
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my glass is empty

austere plover
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Also medic is dead

alpine cobalt
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another medic can revive?

austere plover
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No timed revives only

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No heavy to support

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Just don't break gun

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Or you be gun

alpine cobalt
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I are Ben Gunn?

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better eat cheese, then

austere plover
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Ratta tat tat tata

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Is video <4

tall monolith
austere plover
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Paws are cat hands

nimble turtle
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And they're cat feets

glacial portal
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immortalized channel to be

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'twas good having ye

median kernel
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We have done this

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The channel is made

glacial portal
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i propose a lock

median kernel
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Goodbye friends New/Old

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Our place is now