#sneak condom for April fools
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My braincells just melted, might have to leave this server again to recover them.
What would the tagine be?
'Stay energised while f**king like bunnies'?
Yer but no but
Another company made "gamer nappies"
Another made a megahorn.
Another made a slush maker (if u know you know)
So y notππ π
Because itβs just odd
Remember the 80s advert for lingerie u could eat?ππ π
Remember why thatβs in the 80βs and not a thing now?
Lol. Dunno what u mean. It still is a thing (or so ive heard)π€ππ
I mean. The people that would buy it don't even get laid anyway
yup
Your most purchased item then? 
Nah. The body pillow is enough protection from women ever coming near me. 
Lonely peeps be lonely
absolutely not. sneak isn't really aimed at kids. but lets be real i genuinely never want sneak to enter this market. i think the saying couples that sneak together stick together would take a whole new meaning.
Purple Storm flavoured condoms
sponsored by durex.
All over this!π€£π€£
What would the slogan be? For when your at it like bunnies
For when you need the energy to suck.
Thats just a normal gaming energy drink slogan