💬┃talk

[shadow spire]

literally just have to click m o.o

[dusky totem]

no help me

[proven fractal]

CAN YOU HELP ME?

[signal bobcat]

Hmmmmm

[dusk sail]

i approve this source

[signal bobcat]

Ig it's just me

[shadow spire]

bro I am, literally just click m and the waypoints will pop right in front of your face

[dusky totem]

help me guys plzz

[dusk sail]

"help me plz"

• Doesnt explain what he needs helps with
• Gets muted
• Leaves

The Feather Client Experience

[shadow spire]

damn this feels so real xd

[dusk sail]

!help

[untold minnow]

Please use the appropriate channels to receive support.

1. Check #1098503726232244284 to see if the issue you are experiencing is in there.
2. Check out https://news.feathermc.com/how-to-debug-crashing-client-issues/
3. Head into #🤝┃community-help and explain the issue.
4. #📩┃create-ticket and explain your issue, then wait for staff to assist you.

__Note: Do not ping any staff, please be patient. __

[proven fractal]

its not working

[dusk sail]

I would post the gif that someone made a while ago, but sadly we cant search in favorites for whatever reason

[dusky totem]

whenever I log in my Microsoft account it doesn't show my account

[dusk sail]

oh my god

[dusky totem]

plz help

[dusk sail]

#💬┃talk message

[proven fractal]

help me bro please 😦

[dusk sail]

#💬┃talk message #💬┃talk message #💬┃talk message

[proven fractal]

im new

[dusk sail]

#💬┃talk message #💬┃talk message #💬┃talk message

[dusk sail]

hi new I'm Grand Regent Kaimson™️

[proven fractal]

hi, can you help me

[dusk sail]

#💬┃talk message

[proven fractal]

??????

[dusk sail]

are you stupid

[white vortex]

You're supposed to use the right channel.

[slate helm]

how old are you

[proven fractal]

14

[white vortex]

And there's like other channels for that 😭

[slate helm]

are you sure about that

[proven fractal]

but i dont speak english

[dusk sail]

bro you're behaving like you're 5

[white vortex]

^^^

[proven fractal]

i dont speak english

im using a translator

[dusk sail]

you are

[dusky totem]

whenever I log in my Microsoft account it doesn't show my account plz tell me what to do

[dusk sail]

buddy are you stupid

is today international day of stupidity?

[slate helm]

always has been

[icy glen]

real

[dusk sail]

I'm questioning my life choices again

[sour meadow]

#💬┃talk message

[proven fractal]

I just want to know how to put a waypoint in my village.

[sour meadow]

How old are you?

[icy glen]

r u kidding

[dusk sail]

It's not your village, you dont own the place

[worn kelp]

anyone know a fun smp

[proven fractal]

bro what???'

[dusk sail]

i know mine was pretty fun

[icy glen]

nothing is fun anymore

[dusk sail]

thats just depressing

[sour meadow]

Well technically 🤓☝🏽 if he just claims the land and then makes the villagers his sla- workers then it's his

[proven fractal]

can you help me please?

[worn kelp]

ip?

[white vortex]

^^^

[icy glen]

i am though

[dusk sail]

what part of knowing and "was" did you not understand?

[slate helm]

you're depressing?

[dusky totem]

I logged my Microsoft account on feather my account didn't showed up

[icy glen]

lol

[dusk sail]

buddy are you stupid

💀

[sour meadow]

How old are you lil bro?

[white vortex]

Is the Frather Client community this toxic? 😭

Feather*

[sour meadow]

No these lot just stupid

[white vortex]

Ah ok

[dusk sail]

Some people are beyond help, and it is not my problem.

[sour meadow]

We can't be nice to 12 yr olds who don't understand simple instructions

[white vortex]

Relatable

[unique wind]

Thinking is overrated

[icy glen]

true

[white vortex]

Thinking? What's thinking? : D

[sour meadow]

Im aware thinking is beyond you

[white vortex]

I saw

[dusk sail]

You can't claim I didnt try to help

[unique wind]

I agree

[white vortex]

Like 543340982684923698 people did

[dusk sail]

Everyone in chat tried, everyone failed equally

[white vortex]

Real

[dusk sail]

OH THATS GOOD

[unique wind]

That's a big number can you put that in standard form?

[dry matrix]

hi Grand Regent Kaimson

[white vortex]

Ig some things cannot be helped

[sour meadow]

This reminds me, today's race was spectacular, what a sendoff to imola

[dusky totem]

tell me how do I sign my account and I have an Microsoft account I signed in my account didn't popped up

[icy glen]

i might be stupid this day then, since i didn’t know it existed 😭

[white vortex]

Uhhh 🤫

[dusk sail]

how is this dude STILL so clueless

🤣

[slate helm]

it does not, i modified the mother's day date result

[dusky totem]

fk off

[sour meadow]

☠️

[dusk sail]

wow thats toxic

[icy glen]

oh, im even more stupid then haha

[white vortex]

I think he does know English 😭

[dusky totem]

get out kid

[sour meadow]

Lmaoo

[white vortex]

Oh wait, I don't think 😭

[dusk sail]

wasnt it the other dude who claimed they didnt speak english

[dusk sail]

lmao

[proven fractal]

im sorry

[sour meadow]

Bro is an Npc

[white vortex]

oh wait

[icy glen]

ur the kid here though aren’t u

[slate helm]

you're the literal kid here
(look at your username)

[dusk sail]

Roblox 🤣

[white vortex]

oh yeah

[dusk sail]

cringe game

go play dbd

[white vortex]

mbbb

[slate helm]

itz roblox guest

[dusky totem]

ur dad is spider man

[frank scroll]

Name the 4 states of matter

[white vortex]

Spiderman is rich

[dusk sail]

ur dad is the homeless guy on the streets

[slate helm]

and a roblox profile picture too

[white vortex]

And is famous

And is kind

[dusky totem]

that bc spider man is far from home

[white vortex]

And is sigma

[dusk sail]

Famous, rich actor? Must be terrible.

[frank scroll]

Out of all the things spiderman is, rich is not

[dusky totem]

and no way home

[white vortex]

oh like based on the movies or

[frank scroll]

It is like essential to Spiderman's character that he has nothing in his fridge

[icy glen]

bro are you okay?

[dusk sail]

dude hasnt heard of cars and planes before

[white vortex]

like as an actor

[dusk sail]

did you study spiderman lore

[slate helm]

or horses, horses are great

[frank scroll]

Yeah they prob all have good money

[icy glen]

since im not after you said that

[dusk sail]

slowwwww

[white vortex]

👍

[gilded wyvern]

Yo

[slate helm]

imagine a world without cars and planes, horses are great

[frank scroll]

No it's just a fact of the matter, every time, in the original, amazing, marvel all poor

[dusk sail]

have you heard of private jets-

[slate helm]

they're planes

[dusk sail]

no they're private jets

[dusky totem]

no spider man is no way home so that's y ur dad is spider man he is far from home

[dusk sail]

"no way home" 💀

that makes sense

[white vortex]

what is bro saying

[slate helm]

i can see you're really trying to be funny, but the thing is you're not

[dusk sail]

no idea

[white vortex]

😭

[frank scroll]

We had this, what happened was horses pooped everywhere

[icy glen]

who u talking to

[dusky totem]

not like u

[dusk sail]

yeah you're not like him, unlike you Rader is funny

[dusky totem]

ok kid

[slate helm]

horse shit improves soil quality

[dusk sail]

ok jobless roblox kid 🤣

[dusky totem]

9 year olds in this server

[dusk sail]

who has a job here buddy

[slate helm]

"itzrobloxguest"

[icy glen]

who are you talking to?

[white vortex]

Guys let's just stop arguing and just ignore him or smth 😭

[dusk sail]

but why stop

[slate helm]

nah, it's not fun

[icy glen]

i could say the same about you

younger though

[white vortex]

That's wild 💀

[frank scroll]

Mods, remove his cerebellum

[white vortex]

Devs have a point

[dusky totem]

you

[dusk sail]

I just noticed you're pending

that is crazy

[white vortex]

Yessir

[icy glen]

my dad is dead though

[dry matrix]

insane

[dusk sail]

maybe ill invade the interview room and increase the pressure

he he he

[white vortex]

💀

[dry matrix]

i really wonder what you want to do

[dusk sail]

I strive for world domination, you?

[white vortex]

Gets flashbacks

[novel copper]

oh man me too

[dry matrix]

that's really aspiring. me personally, i just want to sleep

[dusk sail]

yeah no wonder

[novel copper]

🥰

it nice to dream about the life you wish you had

[dusk sail]

Btw if you're here you might be able to finally have your interview since they're doing one rn 🤷‍♂️

[slate helm]

honestly, i don't care about horse shit
i started horse riding 20 years ago so i got used to it
i'd rather have horse shit everywhere than dog shit everywhere

[dusky totem]

/rank rank;me

[white vortex]

Real!

[dusk sail]

nah im good

[dry matrix]

best part I don't think i might be able to today

[white vortex]

💀

[icy glen]

i mean horse riding is pretty fun

[dusky totem]

ohio

kids

[frank scroll]

I feel like id rather just not have any sort of poop but, yk if you're okay with it, that's good for you

[dusk sail]

what is bro saying

[icy glen]

what part of your stupid brain makes you think that is respectful to say in any way though?

[slate helm]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19494226

[dusk sail]

I'd rather pollute the air with private jets

[dry matrix]

the only day where I am not able to there is someone interviewing amazing

[dusky totem]

its a mistake

[dry matrix]

well see ya in a month probably

[dusky totem]

i swear

[dusk sail]

wrong, you're the mistake

[dusk sail]

I'm sure they can fit you in on the weekend

[dusky totem]

fuc all

[dusk sail]

wow toxic

[frank scroll]

Go you

[dry matrix]

that's like another week of waiting

[icy glen]

chat filter bypassing is funny lol

[slate helm]

can you give me a random number between 1 and 14

[dusk sail]

oh no guys some people cant say FUCK or SHIT

[dusky totem]

ok 13

[dusk sail]

BUT I CAN GEGEGEGEGE

LMAO

RADER

🤣

[slate helm]

thanks, enjoy the 13d mute

[dusk sail]

bro thought you asked for his age

and paid

[icy glen]

yeah ur just like that arent you :P

[dusk sail]

absolutely

[frank scroll]

:(

[dusk sail]

give me power to abuse and I will

[novel copper]

nah I'd rather make a big big like hella big water storage, that could save a hella big numberof people for hella long time and them pollute all the water in the world so people have to rely on my water

[icy glen]

as expected

[slate helm]

https://tenor.com/view/dam-damn-gif-27530020

[dusk sail]

the fuck you mean as expected

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/well-in-that-case-yo-mama-well-case-gif-14405034452477075435

[icy glen]

well i expected that u were just like that

[novel copper]

#📕┃rules

[dusk sail]

was

[frank scroll]

The lorax

[long jungle]

hi

[novel copper]

the michelin tires guy?

[slate helm]

as if i care

[frank scroll]

He speaks for the trees

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/vaughnpena-gif-27076347

[dusk sail]

whats silent client

[dusk sail]

another client for me to decompile and expose?

[slate helm]

probably some cracked client or hacked client

[long jungle]

i honestly forget this is a mc client discord sometimes

[novel copper]

Kaiif?

[icy glen]

i didnt know that client was a thing

[icy glen]

never even heard of it

[icy glen]

seems a bit painful doesnt it

[long jungle]

better that then a switch 2

[dusk sail]

do we test this claim? 😈

[icy glen]

is that the client he was talking about?

[frank scroll]

What sort of fps boost is that???

[icy glen]

oh crap sry for ping

[frank scroll]

What word does it say again?

[icy glen]

m- m- massive

[long jungle]

reply pings dont rlly matter

[dusk sail]

yup

[steady raven]

hello

[dusk sail]

i think i have no choice

but to verify that claim

[slate helm]

vanilla mc already runs like this on my pc

[icy glen]

test it out to see how bad it is

[dusk sail]

🫡

[icy glen]

thats impressive if it really has 0 mods installed

[slate helm]

they're all disabled

[icy glen]

dang, nice pc then

a question though

[slate helm]

and with the mods enabled

[midnight marsh]

how do i block sodium error message

[icy glen]

1000+ fps more with just 2 optimization mods is wild

[dusk sail]

they use chakra ui for their website 🤣
Thats why it looks so bad

[slate helm]

there's only one though

[dusk sail]

They leverage modern GPU features, so thats to be expected on that hardware

[wanton ingot]

AAAH i wanna use feather launched so baddd

[icy glen]

oh yeah forgot sodium extra doesnt really give any boost

[long jungle]

why can't u

[slate helm]

the hardware:

[unique wind]

massive fps boost?????

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[icy glen]

nice

[wanton ingot]

It wont let me login bro ,i made a ticket like 2 days ago and am waiting, the mods are probably busy so ig all i can do is wait

[icy glen]

rader, what do you like more about prism launcher then others? might switch to that one.

[dusk sail]

okay guys plan change, i will not verify the massive claims, my babe wants to play dbd

[long jungle]

ah damn im sorry about that ;( yeah waiting is all you can really do rn. hope it gets fixed so you can play!

[icy glen]

gotta promise to test it next time tho

[slate helm]

L

[wanton ingot]

Tyy 😉

Wth i did NOT SAY THAT

[long jungle]

what

[wanton ingot]

I said : )

[long jungle]

discord has a weird autocorrect emoji thing on by default

[wanton ingot]

Not a flipping winking emoji😭

[long jungle]

its a setting you can turn off

[wanton ingot]

It pmooo

[icy glen]

type a \ before u type it

[wanton ingot]

:)

ooo ty

[icy glen]

np

[long jungle]

or just turn off the emoticons into emoji setting in disc settings

[wanton ingot]

Does feather rly give a fos boost?

[wanton ingot]

Fpa

[icy glen]

it depends on your hardware

[long jungle]

sorta but I can't tell cuz my laptop sucks. it says it does though

[long jungle]

least mad minecraft kid

[slate helm]

still from the other kid

[icy glen]

for some people their fps decrease since they dont have that good of a pc

[wanton ingot]

How do i get verified? Or do i gotta login in feather firstt

[untold minnow]

Please refer yourself to #💸┃redeem-cloak for instructions on redeeming the Discord cloak

[wanton ingot]

Huh

[white vortex]

Wsp

[dry matrix]

how was it?

[white vortex]

Feel like I messed up severely

[dry matrix]

on what aspect tho

[white vortex]

Like I made my app a while ago so Idk if I messed up some parts

😭

[dry matrix]

oh so on that part

[icy glen]

messed what up?

[white vortex]

Interview

[white vortex]

Yeah lol

[icy glen]

for what?

[white vortex]

Hopefully I pass : D

[white vortex]

Feather Client

[wanton ingot]

Huh u gotta do a interview to have feather client?...

[icy glen]

ooh i wish u the best of luck on that!

[slate helm]

to be staff

[icy glen]

no, its to become a developer or mod i think

[wanton ingot]

Ahn, am js sleepy gang sorry😭

[dry matrix]

were the questions hard tho

[fossil gate]

CONGRATS!!

[knotty tangle]

a

[white vortex]

If

[wanton ingot]

How do i get the verified role like u?

[novel copper]

no spoilers man

[dry matrix]

i am not asking for the spoilers

[novel copper]

#💸┃redeem-cloak

[white vortex]

Na, just gotta not be nervous and stutter so much like me 😭

[novel copper]

if you're so nervous how are you going to play with me and @shy skiff

[wanton ingot]

Who wanna play with me tmrww?

[dry matrix]

how can one be nervous playing against someone this bad realistically

[scarlet seal]

are you a shy anime girl

[fossil gate]

It's a discord server 🥀

[novel copper]

I am not bad

[wanton ingot]

Ah.. D-D:: DIDDY SAN

[fossil gate]

You'll be their pet if you get in

[dry matrix]

sorry, I meant vikec

[scarlet seal]

real

[novel copper]

that's better

[white vortex]

Play on what

[dry matrix]

they probably want you to sell pikels

[wanton ingot]

How tf do i get verified gang

[untold minnow]

Please refer yourself to #💸┃redeem-cloak for instructions on redeeming the Discord cloak

[novel copper]

your nerves

[wanton ingot]

Idc gang

[white vortex]

💀

[fossil gate]

Thars how u get the role

[white vortex]

Bud I didn't stutter like every second. 💀

[slate helm]

so you don't want the verified role?

[wanton ingot]

Well am dumb

I thought it was to get the cloack

[dry matrix]

are you from Italy

[wanton ingot]

...

[novel copper]

nah, his base got slightly destroyed and vikec decided to drop donutsmp for being an even bigger sweat in the sword pvp

[slate helm]

it's the same way

[white vortex]

Na but I play Italy in Crusalis

[dry matrix]

lmao

[dry matrix]

where are you from then?

[wanton ingot]

Well, that wont flipping work then since the client wont let me login😭😭

[white vortex]

Somewhere else

[dry matrix]

can I at least know the continent

[novel copper]

and I am currently destroying an smp economy while being moderator

[novel copper]

( vikec wanted me to train pvp )

[white vortex]

A continent on Earth

[novel copper]

just dox yourself already man

[waxen urchin]

Hello

[dry matrix]

eh, gotcha

[white vortex]

Fine fine, all of my personal information and where I live is on Earth...

[rotund sparrow]

bro

[icy glen]

play what?

[dry matrix]

how can you be sure? Maybe it's flying through ISS now?

[novel copper]

yea good boy

[white vortex]

😲

[white vortex]

: (

[novel copper]

only good puppies are accepted to the staff team so better listen to everyone

[wanton ingot]

U want me show my house on map?

[white vortex]

💀

[scarlet seal]

asian women are hot

[novel copper]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-new-here-say-hi-discord-im-new-here-say-hi-im-new-here-say-hi-discord-new-member-discord-new-gif-8065649195492145845

[novel copper]

you're gay

you have a femboy bf

you can't have any feelings towards any type if women

[scarlet seal]

why would that keep me from appreciating beauty

[novel copper]

because you didn't appreciate @dry matrix beauty

he a transformers

[scarlet seal]

i hate him

im gonna sleep

goodnight

[long jungle]

oh my god its that guy from that game

[novel copper]

mrcot

[frank scroll]

Bisexual people just stopped existing 🙏

[slate helm]

huh

[frank scroll]

Memory leak?

[frank scroll]

Woah it's orange yellow

Hmm actually it's "you need to drink more water" yellow

[novel copper]

[novel copper]

um actually drink some water right now or you'll have to see a doctor

[signal bobcat]

yo can u help me with smt

[novel copper]

!help

[untold minnow]

Please use the appropriate channels to receive support.

1. Check #1098503726232244284 to see if the issue you are experiencing is in there.
2. Check out https://news.feathermc.com/how-to-debug-crashing-client-issues/
3. Head into #🤝┃community-help and explain the issue.
4. #📩┃create-ticket and explain your issue, then wait for staff to assist you.

__Note: Do not ping any staff, please be patient. __

[frank scroll]

No that's red

[signal bobcat]

i opend a ticket but no one is replying

[supple willow]

@sullen ember reply to my ticket

[frank scroll]

As opposed to MTN dew color, which is a side effect of certain medicine

[icy glen]

@fierce flame

you said you wanted to play tomorrow right?

[novel copper]

isn't that you're going to die, see a doctor right now

[frank scroll]

Naw I've seen people piss red and live

[hoary hawk]

i lowkey wanna get feather client for free cause i dont got a mc acc 😭

[novel copper]

I pissed once red when I was like 9 or 10

[dry matrix]

[novel copper]

guess it doesn't mean anything

[frank scroll]

I'm sure you did

[steep wharf]

.....

[frank scroll]

What sort of pans do wizards use?
Cast iron!

[oblique tapir]

Yoooo

[steep wharf]

Not even a good dad joke ;-;

[torpid tendon]

how do i turn off dynamic fov

[frank scroll]

?? Screw you

[steep wharf]

lol

[old pivot]

Hey guys recently me and a couple of people started a smp and if you want to join here is the ip: 76.231.80.15 (JAVA ONLY) have fun 1.21.5 and 24/7 btw

[steep wharf]

Cast iron ;-;

[torpid tendon]

?

[steep wharf]

navigate to the "Accessibility" settings. Within this section, you'll find options to adjust FOV effects. Look for the specific option that controls dynamic FOV, which may be labeled "FOV Effects" or similar, and disable it.

Ig this might help u

[torpid tendon]

no accessibility settings in 1.8.9 for me

[steep wharf]

;-;

Bro 1.8.9 wtf

[frank scroll]

1.8.9 my goat!

[torpid tendon]

hypixel

[frank scroll]

It's cus the pvp is better

[steep wharf]

Damn sweat

[steep wharf]

Hypixep bruh

[torpid tendon]

first time playing it in years bruh

@frank scrollwould u appear to know

[steep wharf]

;-;

[frank scroll]

No clue, havent used feather in a year

[steep wharf]

This is what Google says ;-;

install OptiFine, then navigate to the settings and toggle off the dynamic FOV option. You can download OptiFine from optifine.net/downloads.

[cyan wolf]

somone gift me wings xd

[torpid tendon]

okay

[steep wharf]

@frank scroll bro wth is ur about me lmao

[frank scroll]

My qualifications

[steep wharf]

;-;

[novel copper]

took me a minute to understand

[steep wharf]

ye bro it is the worst dad joke ngl

[dry matrix]

dad jokes are always the best

[steep wharf]

That one was not good

[novel copper]

I am not saying that it is bad, I am saying that it took me a minute to understand

[frank scroll]

Holy crap you're a hater

[novel copper]

and by minute I mean a moment

and we aren't bros

[steep wharf]

Nah lol

[novel copper]

because you're a random

so pipe down lik bud

[steep wharf]

💀

[novel copper]

am I not a hater 😭

[frank scroll]

Who is u bro

[novel copper]

okay appa

[torpid tendon]

bruh i cant find dynamic fov ANYWHERE

[steep wharf]

Bruh blob

[novel copper]

that's an optifine thing

[steep wharf]

I alr told em

[novel copper]

its not called dynamic fov

[torpid tendon]

i have it on now and it still aint here

[steep wharf]

Watch a vid maybe

[novel copper]

a simple difference in skill

[steep wharf]

Damn u are kinda rude

[torpid tendon]

i found it holy sheet thank the gods

[steep wharf]

I told ya 😭

[novel copper]

bypassing automod???

[dry matrix]

maybe he meant a paper sheet

or google sheets

[novel copper]

makes sense

https://tenor.com/view/mods-discord-mod-moderator-moderation-clash-of-clans-gif-24080525

[glad nimbus]

@rose grove how much does a paid promotion cost?

[novel copper]

#📕┃rules

[glad nimbus]

sorry

[untold nexus]

Les gooo

Feather listened , they added Emotes

You can check it out in your cosmetic inventory , but there are no emotes available currently

[narrow trout]

Yo bro

[untold nexus]

Yes?

[shy skiff]

what where when who

[vocal yarrow]

icsmtidcaa

[novel copper]

nothing here today you

[unique wind]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

[hardy latch]

is anyone having trouble adding their account to feather? and if so was the account bought recently

[shy skiff]

I just got back from don toliver concert

it was a banger

[unique wind]

Unfortunate you should hate more

[unique wind]

Skill issue

[opal anvil]

Ehat happened to elytra pvp

[hardy latch]

ely pvp is dying

[opal anvil]

Back then there was no mace and crossbow in them

And back then you couldnt even dtrafe

Yesterday i got tested and my tester used elytra to run awsy

The worst ever tier testing thay i got tbh

@shy skiff not your server btw

[frank scroll]

Idk what any of that means because I'm an old man who plays 1.8

[unique wind]

I understood none of that

[opal anvil]

I am drunk

Kind of hard to type

[unique wind]

Relatable

[opal anvil]

Anyway peace out

[unique wind]

Drink more

And gamble

[opal anvil]

Need to open another bottle of jager

[unique wind]

And drive

[opal anvil]

I aint old enouhh

Enough

[unique wind]

Even better
Underage gambling

[opal anvil]

I am just enjoying first weekend of summer

Wait what is worse underage gamble or underage drinking?

[frank scroll]

Underage drinking

Cus like gambling worst thing that can happen is you lose everything

But minors don't even have that much money

[brittle mirage]

Question is it possible to get more than 15 feather points from the daily streak reward?

I havent gotten anything over 15.

[opal anvil]

15 max prob

[frank scroll]

Nope

[opal anvil]

NOOOO BROO

[frank scroll]

Actually I wonder how it knows which day it is

[opal anvil]

I FORGOR MY DAILY FEATHER POINTS TODAY

[brittle mirage]

im on day 21

[opal anvil]

NOOOO

[frank scroll]

If they used system time you could like fake a bunch of new days

[brittle mirage]

Changing timezones?

[opal anvil]

change the dates

[frank scroll]

You can just set the date on your pc

[brittle mirage]

ye

[frank scroll]

Like with the switch and amibos

[brittle mirage]

i dont think its a 24 hour time

cuz i claimed mineyesterday at 10 pm

rn its 6pm and i claimed

[frank scroll]

I'd highly doubt itd work but yk

[opal anvil]

It aint 24h

[frank scroll]

Prob just checks what day it is

[opal anvil]

Prob when your country hits 12am you can collect it

Or 12 pm

[brittle mirage]

if thats true u rlly cant cheese it.

[frank scroll]

Id assume midnight

[opal anvil]

Yeah probably like 3 am

[frank scroll]

Midnight is not 3 am

Midnight, like the time when the day rolls over

[opal anvil]

How should i know

[pastel garden]

🥀

[opal anvil]

Explain it please better

[frank scroll]

It is a well known fact broski

[opal anvil]

A well known fact that i am too drunk to understand

[frank scroll]

12 o clock

[brittle mirage]

U dont know when midnight is.....

[frank scroll]

Being drunk is not an excuse buddy

[opal anvil]

Yk what yall be playing with ma brain

[opal anvil]

Bud i dont understand a thing you say

Some kind of midnight sounds like something my grandma would say when se angry

[frank scroll]

That's tragic bud

[opal anvil]

Omg ma spelling is terrible

[frank scroll]

That you can blame drunk on

[opal anvil]

J never spell words so badly

My grammar is just exploded

Kaboosh

[frank scroll]

Ploded!

[opal anvil]

I need gif perms i have such cute cat gifs

[frank scroll]

Ninjas used to be real and that's kinda funny

[opal anvil]

And a transformer wigelling his 💗

[opal anvil]

Werent they called samurai?

[frank scroll]

Nah but those were real too

[opal anvil]

Whats the difference between a binja and a samurai

One real one fake

[frank scroll]

Samurai fight for the country with katanas, ninjas assassinate

[slate helm]

binja is a software

[opal anvil]

So ninja turtle

[frank scroll]

Yeah

[opal anvil]

What?

[slate helm]

https://binary.ninja/

[frank scroll]

And the rat

[opal anvil]

Script?

[slate helm]

?

[opal anvil]

Sensei wu

[opal anvil]

What is that bro

Stop making me dumb

[slate helm]

Binary Ninja is a modern reverse engineering platform with a scriptable and extensible decompiler.

[opal anvil]

I wanted to say ninjs not binja

[opal anvil]

So script

[slate helm]

no

[frank scroll]

That's Ninjago not ninja turtles

[brittle mirage]

doesnt one of the ninja turtles have a katana

[opal anvil]

Wait then what was the rat called

[opal anvil]

His katans is blue i think

[brittle mirage]

Master splinter

[opal anvil]

OOH YEEAAAH

Then master oogway?

[brittle mirage]

is kungfu panda

[opal anvil]

Oh that was kungfu

[brittle mirage]

shifu and oogway

[opal anvil]

Shifu is the old rat? With the chinese hat?

That petit guy

Who hated panda for being the dragons something

[brittle mirage]

i think so

theres no hat tho

[opal anvil]

There is

He had that beard

White beard

Oh ma gad

I just checked the pictures he didnt have a hat

[brittle mirage]

ye he doesnt

[opal anvil]

But i know he fid

I remember

The same as oogway

[bronze barn]

@opal anvil

[frank scroll]

Ye

[bronze barn]

Am ...

[opal anvil]

What

[bronze barn]

Am ... Am

.

[opal anvil]

Is that the 9/11 creator

Too many emojis

[bronze barn]

Am

[opal anvil]

Ehag whas the name of your saley maleikum

[bronze barn]

Aleyküm selam

[opal anvil]

Whoose adress?

[bronze barn]

Kralinyo

[opal anvil]

No

[bronze barn]

👿👿😈😈

[opal anvil]

OOH YOUR OSAMA BIN LADEN

[bronze barn]

Omg are u know him

[opal anvil]

When the next attack

[bronze barn]

That girl is real

[opal anvil]

I watchdf the documentary

[bronze barn]

He is marry her

[opal anvil]

What girl

[brittle mirage]

in his pfp

[bronze barn]

My pp

[opal anvil]

Oh nezt to him

[opal anvil]

Soze?

[bronze barn]

Purna

[opal anvil]

Estonian?

Czechia?

[pseudo halo]

Hi

[opal anvil]

Bru i am going home

I am going to get stopped by police tho

[bronze barn]

Come my home

[opal anvil]

Yk whst i am going to sleep drunk

[bronze barn]

And eat my kebabs

[opal anvil]

On the couch

[glacial pilot]

buenas como consigo la capa gratis? (translate)

[opal anvil]

A kebab is not ehat i need right now

[bronze barn]

I am

[opal anvil]

Angliski only

[bronze barn]

Atomic

[glacial pilot]

a?

Hello, how do I get the cape? Someone explain it to me, please.

[brittle mirage]

which cape

[glacial pilot]

#💸┃redeem-cloak

[brittle mirage]

Open the launcher and click "Your Profile" in the top right,
Click on "Link Account" next to the Discord option and log in

[untold minnow]

Please refer yourself to #💸┃redeem-cloak for instructions on redeeming the Discord cloak

[brittle mirage]

launcher, no the actual game

once u do that

u just wait

[glacial pilot]

#📸┃community-media this?

[bronze barn]

Purna

....

[drifting wave]

how much time to take cape

[brittle mirage]

ion know

i got it like a few seconds later

[fossil gate]

peak stupidity
@torn citrus

[brittle mirage]

what did bro just say

[reef ocean]

you

[dry matrix]

welp doesn't seem like I'll do the interview today kek

[reef ocean]

dang sorry its been so annoying for you lol

@opaque quiver interview markie

[opaque quiver]

i have been rather busy with college

and i am ready to go to bed

[dusk sail]

dont

get on with those interviews

🥱

[opaque quiver]

[reef ocean]

i saw you playing supermarket together 😭

[opaque quiver]

i was playing that

but then i had to cook 1700 words in just over an hour

[dry matrix]

i had asked after the other guy got interviewed

but i didn't even get a reply so yeah

will be another great week

[reef ocean]

jesus

@dry matrix r u good at connect 4?

[dry matrix]

I haven't played it in my life

[reef ocean]

1v1 me

[vague tendon]

How can I email feather

[dry matrix]

i can't rn

[reef ocean]

whyyyyy

[reef ocean]

im confused do u genuinley not know how to email

[dry matrix]

i have stuff to finish and I want to go to bed in like 15 mins

[vague tendon]

I dont know the email

[reef ocean]

ah given up so easily i see

win for me

[frank scroll]

Depends what you want from it

[reef ocean]

its like

[vague tendon]

partnership

[dry matrix]

eh I give it away

[reef ocean]

bro u opne a ticket for that

[frank scroll]

#📩┃create-ticket

[vague tendon]

its been so many weeks

[reef ocean]

r u server partnering

[vague tendon]

yes

[reef ocean]

how many players does ur server have online 24/7

[dry matrix]

idk if i should feel unwanted or just ignored shrug

[reef ocean]

nah just no one thats staff mgmt rn has enough free time to be staff mgmt ( or talks )

its a terrible system

dont take it personally

[vague tendon]

like 10-20 I don't know how if theres a requirement or something it's a new server

[reef ocean]

there is a minimum requiremnt its like at least 100

tldr ticket solved partnership request DENIED

https://tenor.com/view/request-denied-thumbs-down-joaquin-phoenix-gladiator-gif-12917210495678987869

[frank scroll]

It's a well known fact that staff management are the second least active, with only Carlton topping it

[reef ocean]

carlton resigned like a year ago

[frank scroll]

Postponed

[frank scroll]

Well that just makes my argument better

[reef ocean]

lmfao

[frank scroll]

Ya never know

[ember cypress]

i verified like ages ago for the cape but never got it

[reef ocean]

unlink and link again

[ember cypress]

ok thabks

dint work

[reef ocean]

u equip in game?

[ember cypress]

wha

[reef ocean]

and on right account?

[ember cypress]

i did the right account

[reef ocean]

omg u realise theres loads of cosmetics so theres gotta be a way to equip the ones y ou want

like in game press rshift adn click cosmetics

[ember cypress]

yeah ik like in the frather launder

ok ill try the ingame not launcher

thank u

tysm it worked

[reef ocean]

lol okay

[empty hill]

can anyone reccomend any good feather setting

[dusk sail]

lmao not this again

[reef ocean]

dude im bored and i practically have a thirst for blood in conect 4

[dusk sail]

classic ted

connect 4 is the only game you play

[reef ocean]

stfu with this classic ted stuff

[dusk sail]

if you're not classic ted, come battleship 1vs1

[reef ocean]

https://papergames.io/en/r/VBT2t3xcu/555

[reef ocean]

the embed says im your friend but i hate you and this is life or death

[dusk sail]

works for me

[reef ocean]

ur hacking

[dusk sail]

yup

[dry matrix]

yeah maybe

[dusk sail]

lmao

okay I get it ted

LMAO

[reef ocean]

BRO U DIDNT MISS

[dusk sail]

I'm just the goaat

what can I say

[dusk sail]

hahahaha

[reef ocean]

u won the luck game

[dusk sail]

all skill

[reef ocean]

but connect 4 is pure skill and strategy

[dusk sail]

theres a trick to battleship

[reef ocean]

BRO WTF

[dusk sail]

just dont miss

[reef ocean]

HOW IS HE 2 FOR 2

[dry matrix]

surely

[dusk sail]

hahahaha

im loving this

[reef ocean]

you have to connect 4 pieces

[dry matrix]

I know how it works i think

[dusk sail]

bro does not know how many battleship games ive played with @fast basin

[reef ocean]

ok im crashing out

[dry matrix]

[dusk sail]

this is hilarious

he didnt hit a single ship yet

[dry matrix]

what is happening over there

[reef ocean]

WHAT

[dusk sail]

first ship

congrats

[reef ocean]

im on the board

YES

[dusk sail]

what can I say

I'm just the goat

[reef ocean]

that one doesnt count

[dusk sail]

LMAO

no way you're pulling that card

[reef ocean]

the stars werent aligned

[dusk sail]

the stars dont need to align

[reef ocean]

https://papergames.io/en/r/2wA_L2hxlu/707 accept this battleships duel

[dusk sail]

that is not battleship

i got tricked

[reef ocean]

the ships are round

[dusk sail]

thats not how that works

[reef ocean]

i am the god of mindgames

gg ez

[dusk sail]

whew

[dry matrix]

Y'all just making the same towers

[dusk sail]

buddy its a draw

[balmy jungle]

HellO!

[dusk sail]

wdym gg ez

[reef ocean]

nah i won

[dry matrix]

what's the point of the game

[reef ocean]

i won bro

[dry matrix]

No

[dusk sail]

says the guy that got 2-0 on battleship

[reef ocean]

proof

[dusk sail]

everythings recorded

[reef ocean]

big brother is watching ahh

[dusk sail]

this goes into my screenshot archive

[ocean crypt]

Hi

[balmy jungle]

Hi

[reef ocean]

@dry matrix @dusk sail @ocean crypt 4 player chess?!

[dusk sail]

whats 4 player chess

[reef ocean]

chess but with 4 people

[dusk sail]

how does that work

[balmy jungle]

2v2s maybe

[reef ocean]

nah its proper 4 player chess.com sucks im not adding u all i give up

[dry matrix]

If only I knew how to play chess properly

[dusk sail]

i take that as a win

[reef ocean]

https://3-chess.com/game/online?gameId=BXt1eVxMLaewI6PI8IRy

[dusk sail]

since you forfeited

[reef ocean]

3 player chess

[dusk sail]

what in the actual fuck

[reef ocean]

get in

[dusk sail]

no way thats real 💀

[reef ocean]

4 player is easier to understand but im not adding u on ches.com

[balmy jungle]

Why does the board look like that 💀

[dusk sail]

sucks

[reef ocean]

ONE OF YOU GET IN

[dusk sail]

I'm not playing chess now too

[reef ocean]

intelectual chess

[dusk sail]

I played connect 4 against my will and still shafted you

[reef ocean]

what no i won bro

[dusk sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/829464189592403988/1373801991792492644/Screenshot_2025-05-19_at_01.18.35.png?ex=682bbc4e&is=682a6ace&hm=5d4b09a2aff2445cfbab7747f68b6794e5fd5b22a7dc071193f285ae687db30a&

[reef ocean]

what does this proove

[dusk sail]

that its game over, 0-0

[reef ocean]

when

[dusk sail]

🤦‍♂️

[reef ocean]

did i ask

[dusk sail]

okay bud you do you

I'll get back to slacking off

[reef ocean]

oh my god you guys are all boring no ones queuing 3 player chess

[dry matrix]

noo

[reef ocean]

@dusk sail interview markie

[vocal yarrow]

hi chat

[dusk sail]

says the one who tricked me into playing connect 4 and doesnt even sweep

[reef ocean]

i wasnt locked in

[dusk sail]

okay Markie lets go

im interviewing you

[reef ocean]

do you want the interview guide?

[dry matrix]

my bed's so comfy dude

[dusk sail]

nah its fine ill do it my way

[dry matrix]

I don't think I'd keep up

[dusk sail]

I'll do the QoL interview part 21

[reef ocean]

aight cuh ill spectate

[dusk sail]

no you wont

you're not staff

[reef ocean]

its fine kaimsons like not very smart

[dusk sail]

you're not even QoL member

[dusk sail]

says the one who got sweeped in battleship

and tied in his own mode

💀

[proven fractal]

I need help to use waypoint

Please

[dusk sail]

still dont care 2 hours later

[reef ocean]

ITS A LUCK GAME

[dusk sail]

it is all skill

[reef ocean]

just set the waypoints

[dusk sail]

why do you think i win all the times

[proven fractal]

But where

[reef ocean]

you have good luck

[dry matrix]

🤔

if only he could do the interview

[reef ocean]

open the waypoints menu by holding the alt key on your keyboard and then pressing function key 4 ( f4 )

[proven fractal]

Where is the waypoint menu or button

[dusk sail]

🤦‍♂️

[proven fractal]

I dont see that

[reef ocean]

dude

[dusk sail]

ted stop trying

this same kid was here like 4 hours ago

[reef ocean]

how is he so stupid i cant even troll

[dusk sail]

when i went to play dbd

and never heard of them again

until now

[proven fractal]

😭

[reef ocean]

kaimson have you removed the french langauge pack from your linux machines

[dusk sail]

what

[dry matrix]

the fr pack

[dusk sail]

what are y'all talking about

[reef ocean]

its just bloat installed on all linux machines, just do sudo rm -fr ./* --no-preserve-root to remove

fr is for french

[dusk sail]

oh yeah of course

force-deleting root with safety disabled

sounds great bro!

[dry matrix]

you ruined the fun!

[reef ocean]

kaimson isnt very good at being funny

[dusk sail]

but you actually fucked it

[dusk sail]

since its a relative path

it wouldnt even work

[reef ocean]

thats kaimson

[dusk sail]

it would delete my home dir

not my entire root

[dry matrix]

LMFAO, L

[dusk sail]

💀

L command

[reef ocean]

what

[dusk sail]

shouldve been a /, not ./

[reef ocean]

ffs im slow

two seconds

[dusk sail]

buddy tried to trick the #1 IT guy

best dev eu west germany

[reef ocean]

here is an updated version of the command: sudo rm -fr /* --no-preserve-root

[dusk sail]

im good tho thanks

I'd like to preserve my root

[reef ocean]

if youre such a good dev why is feather so garbage

[dusk sail]

debatably incorrect

[reef ocean]

what the first half?

[dusk sail]

second half

[reef ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/feather-client-minecraft-lunar-client-badlion-client-feathermc-gif-8195466074599804123

[dusk sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ace-visconti-fish-fear-me-women-want-me-gif-14937490824725337325

[dry matrix]

So real

I mean, no

[reef ocean]

markie this comment may jeprodise your chance at being staff at feather

[dusk sail]

what.

[dry matrix]

Discord updated the messages as I was swiping to reply you know

[reef ocean]

sure i believe you.

[dry matrix]

yeah you should

react native surely carried out this moment

[reef ocean]

markie if a member of the server was breaking the rules and being toxic in the chat how would you handle it

[dusk sail]

ted this is not an interview channel

[hasty minnow]

hi

[reef ocean]

kaimson if one of your fellow staff members was bullying a member of the discord what would you do

actually scratch that youd prolly join in

[dusk sail]

like a QoL staff or a feather staff

[reef ocean]

what should you do

[reef ocean]

feather

[dusk sail]

whaaat? me???? naaaaaah how could you say that

[dusk sail]

depends on if i like them

if I dont like them, demoted. If I like em', might as well join in if im not busy

[reef ocean]

new helper

youve never seen before

[dusk sail]

oh no fuck that guy i'd demote and ban his entire family tree to be sure his bloodline never steps into the staff team again

[reef ocean]

kaimson youre demoted

[dusk sail]

no im not

[reef ocean]

no your kaimson

[dusk sail]

I'm the Grand Regent here

[reef ocean]

https://tenor.com/view/thragg-supercut-hard-thragg-he-has-me-invincible-gif-14238247084429664073

[molten sapphire]

How do I whitelist people on my server

[reef ocean]

the whitelist is off by default if its on type whitelist username in the server console

[molten sapphire]

Tysm

[dry matrix]

Would go to sleep

[opal anvil]

No wonder you pending

[dry matrix]

now I'm heading off because 3 hours of sleep is bad and I don't want to worsen it

[reef ocean]

markie the correct answer was to refer to the staff docs and see how long you should mute them for and if the punishment isnt listed make something up, also check if theve been punished previously

[opal anvil]

Ted

[placid bay]

If you’re gonna reinstate, do it now 😭

[reef ocean]

please interview @dry matrix

[opal anvil]

Oh so you the staff managment

[tacit karma]

would anyone like to create a survival world with me?

[opal anvil]

Plz tell me why my apply hasnt been checked since february

[placid bay]

Here is not the place to ask.

[tacit karma]

k

[reef ocean]

cause ur mid

markie is really cool though

[dry matrix]

I don't think you got the sarcasm in my message

[reef ocean]

markie youre fired

[dry matrix]

can I sleep

[reef ocean]

no.

[placid bay]

Precisely :3

[reef ocean]

dude just turn ur phone off

[opal anvil]

What time is it for you?

[dry matrix]

2am

[reef ocean]

i assume its nearly 2am

cause ur +1 from me

[balmy jungle]

Is it possible for a current staff member to vouch for me?

[dry matrix]

I can't I keep getting the notifications

[opal anvil]

Its 2 44 for you?

[reef ocean]

do you know any staff members

[dry matrix]

1:44

[balmy jungle]

Yes