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[scarlet igloo]

09/09/25

[last juniper]

I like a particular body type

my life is such a sorry plight

doggy style

Bonnie Wright

i think it's coffee time

[last juniper]

Gotham Knight

[pulsar kernel]

Off this high

Office high

Crocs in tights

Lost in life

Manager caught me jacking off at work now my boss is fired

[honest flare]

In the end everbody dies

Yeah you got a cool PC welbot but does it have a floppy drive?

[last juniper]

you never know it might! 😄

[honest flare]

stronger racehorse = bigger jockey size

[last juniper]

ya such a geek your wear your socks knee high

I'm not a junkie. I just take a lot of drugs my doc prescribes

i could spend all day here dropping rhymes

[honest flare]

all day but you stop at night?

Hockey, Ice

[mossy sandal]

Rock the mic

Costly price

Do collies bite?

Hot cream pie

[honest flare]

eight dollars? I didn't think it would be topping five

[mossy sandal]

But it ain’t inflation that’s got me high

Ya dumbass be callin coffee Sprite

Tossed aside

[honest flare]

Lobotomised

[mossy sandal]

I made cauliflower by scarin broccoli white

[last juniper]

I don't always, but if I do I might be zombie like

[mossy sandal]

No song needs my offkey pipes

Bali Ha’i

Mali flight

[last juniper]

i don't like socks as a gift, but Dobby might

[mossy sandal]

I smoke crack but will not drink wine

Foggy skies

[honest flare]

pair a nice red with a gnocchi bite

[last juniper]

fapped so hard I gave myself a glossy shine

[mossy sandal]

So that’s why most socks be white

[last juniper]

and rock hard like a knotty pine

[honest flare]

teriyaki rice

[mossy sandal]

“Gay people can have a month, but we can’t have one for nazi pride?” 😡

[last juniper]

fairy floss is nice

[mossy sandal]

As is candy of the cotton type

[honest flare]

I sent an email to an address listed as 'do not reply'

[honest flare]

what a cocky guy

[mossy sandal]

And the response? Seems wise

[honest flare]

no response 🙁 I got denied

[mossy sandal]

Sorry. Why?

On the fly

Ya dumbass be callin the fall springtime

[honest flare]

because of all of the fibs, I really gotta stop these lies

[mossy sandal]

pause
deep sigh

Watsky lines

Horrified

Ya dumbass think a heart beats twice

[last juniper]

sounds like something I would not recite

[mossy sandal]

They don’t tend to be broadly liked

Godly christ

[honest flare]

on the cross he died

[last juniper]

i put up a good front, but you can bet this bot's deprived

[mossy sandal]

Y’all don’t seem terrified enough, here’s Barney’s smile

[last juniper]

what a shocking sight!

[mossy sandal]

The dark needs lights

[last juniper]

Spotify

[mossy sandal]

Where rock plays before country and pop meets grime

[honest flare]

I like to eat chops deep fried

and corn cobs freeze dried

break some teeth off each bite

and then I stop.. retry

[last juniper]

I'm sure it could be avoided if you scoff it right

[mossy sandal]

Maybe just go for somethin soft, eat rice

[honest flare]

on your advice I can not rely

[mossy sandal]

On wheat, rye

[last juniper]

or some cereal... the soggy type

[honest flare]

cocopops each night

[mossy sandal]

You put the milk in first just to watch me cry

[last juniper]

didn't know you were the soppy kind

[mossy sandal]

And y’all sleep tight?

[honest flare]

at least one teardrop from each eye

[mossy sandal]

20 meters and 21 feet high

Stop - Green light - Cross street time

We scrap, we tussle, we brawl, we fight

[last juniper]

smoked so much weed it got me high and now ya'll can watch me fly

[last juniper]

mortal kombat right, not street fight?

[mossy sandal]

Swear I gone senile when I drop freestyles

A resort, seaside

People talk bout ass I just assume they said some donkey’s fine

[last juniper]

everyday I rot inside

[pulsar kernel]

Ostracised

Fake a left you can cop the right

The bots will rise

[mossy sandal]

Is that possible for a bot? Surprised

Gotta sign on the dotted line

[near meteor]

Plop a shite

[honest flare]

then you gotta wipe

you use a toilet that's proper sized?

or you more of a potty guy

[near meteor]

Let's just say my tighty whities are not so white

It is quite the gloppy sight

Got so high I dropped my kite

[near meteor]

Might need a mop tonight

[honest flare]

woah.. what a height

[near meteor]

Yo mama's favorite pop is Sprite

[near meteor]

The cops got tight

[pulsar kernel]

Not after he drops his strides

[near meteor]

Unauthorized

[pulsar kernel]

Try and stop me guy

[near meteor]

I'll rob your wife

[pulsar kernel]

Fuck it I’ll co conspire

[near meteor]

Tag me in, I'll Swanton dive

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[pulsar kernel]

One of you gonna end up not alive

[near meteor]

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[merry quartz]

You still in the closet right?
Kinda like a monster or spin the bottle nights
listen potna! When you toddlers were sippin bottles? I was gettin up in ya mommies thighs
I was wettin broads up the same time you had trouble gettin on the water rides
I live a mobsters life so dawgie my lama might hock a hollow right
through ya entourage n' leave ya'll with ya noggins fried!!!
I’v gone mad since my conscience died!
So ah went n' copted a dime, the mac 10's my bonnie bride!
now watch as clyde gives his wife a cock n' this becomes a full-blown homicide!!!!!
I'll be droppin by ya job at 5!
check the menu, n' get a fist full of dollar fries
pull up to the second window, stop the ride, n' let the pistol shred up into ya ronald tie!!
homie I'll make ya head a symbol when I let it mingle with the mcdonalds sign!!

[last juniper]

Who's old enough to remember dollarmites?

[merry quartz]

i'm like if Snoop Dogg was White

[last juniper]

dun mess with me, I might commit a homicide. I cut the head off and the body dies

[last juniper]

he'd probably be a rotten guy

[mossy sandal]

Way to compromise

[timid citrus]

Need a manager? All I see is Dollar Signs

$$$

Anyone else think @elfin stone looks like Bonnie Wright?

I need a miracle like Ronnie White

LeBron is tight but Bronny's shite

Chimp gang but do those monkeys fight?!

[mossy sandal]

Yeah the way they do it is toss their shite

Fossilized