Multi of the Day | Stand Up Comic | SUPER COOL TREE HOUSE | Page 1

plush ivyBOT Mar 18, 2025, 10:00 PM

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19/03/25

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:03 PM

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Did some random bombing and sank the wrong ship

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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Land from cock pits

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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Donald Trump has bankrupt morals

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:07 PM

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4 stanza sonnet

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Batman and Robin

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Plants are potted

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Draft synopsis

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I only buy drinks to crash the car with

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Ya dumbass be callin crackers almonds

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This land is sovereign

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:12 PM

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tiny compass Batman and Robin

skipping hand in hand on the campest frolic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:13 PM

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Shout out Edna Ferber, I read Giant like the planet Mars is

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I prefer a stand up graphic novel

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Van Gogh (artist)

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Grass from gardens

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Ya dumbass confused Luke Mac with Martian

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:15 PM

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I hate getting migraines.. can't handle vomit

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:15 PM

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soft kite I hate getting migraines.. can't handle vomit

Then simply stop eatin and be starvin

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Castle draw bridge

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Cappadonna

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Apple watches

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Travel lodges

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Tablet/lozenge

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:17 PM

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tiny compass Castle draw bridge

Not all castles have one, but Camelot did!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:17 PM

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Graph a rhombus

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:17 PM

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soft kite Not all castles have one, but Camelot did!

That the one with Lance and Arthur?

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I’ll fund an anti-porn org with my snaps of bondage

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:19 PM

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tiny compass That the one with Lance and Arthur?

A knight of the round table Lancelot is!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:19 PM

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I’m the type to hold my own parents hostage cause I find the concept of marriage toxic

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:20 PM

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Elon Musk.. the man's demonic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:20 PM

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soft kite Elon Musk.. the man's demonic

Glad Tesla has started to crash in markets

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If you wanna make an egg you gotta crack some omelettes

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Next season imma battle Cosmic

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As long as that’s a valid option

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:22 PM

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tiny compass If you wanna make an egg you gotta crack some omelettes

that's some whacked up logic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:24 PM

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Baskin Robbins has just started sellin packs of chocolate

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Glass of tonic

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Janis Joplin

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NASA rocket blastin off past the comets

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Pam (The Office)

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Ya dumbass referred to a mansion as a cottage

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Have in common

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Italian sausage

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Basketball swish

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Grad from ~~uni~~ college

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:29 PM

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everyday I take diazepam and oxy's

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:29 PM

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Tails and Sonic

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And that crab they fought with

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Tattoo parlor

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If you get creative, anything can be a phallic object

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Alcoholic

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Dance in mosh pits

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:34 PM

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stand in dog shit

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:35 PM

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Fun fact for knowledge

Rabbits’ paws twitch

blissful peak Mar 18, 2025, 10:35 PM

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Catatonic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:35 PM

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soft kite stand in dog shit

My shoes ruined unless I can scratch some off it

blissful peak Mar 18, 2025, 10:36 PM

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Technotronic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:36 PM

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Y’all bump that Katarsis - Tavo akys?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC3Vak1UtFM

YouTube

Lietuvos nacionalinis radijas ir televizija

EUROVIZIJA.LT 2025 | Katarsis – „Tavo akys“

https://www.lrt.lt/mediateka

▶ Play video

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:37 PM

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expand upon it

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:37 PM

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Pass the bong, hit

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:37 PM

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soft kite expand upon it

Dramatic song which has a long bridge

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Passive wanderin on some vagabond shit

blissful peak Mar 18, 2025, 10:38 PM

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Dre’s The Chronic

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:39 PM

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tiny compass Pass the bong, hit

Need to get a new hose, and a grommet

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:39 PM

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blissful peak Dre’s The Chronic

Are you the famous knight of Glasgow, Scotland?

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:39 PM

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soft kite Need to get a new hose, and a grommet

Slow down there Wallace

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Stackin dollars

blissful peak Mar 18, 2025, 10:40 PM

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tiny compass Slow down there Wallace

GROMIT! I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE BODY, GROMIT!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

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Wear pants with pockets so I can pack a wallet and have my profits

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

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blissful peak GROMIT! I TOLD YOU TO HIDE THE BODY, GROMIT!

That from the new one? I haven’t watched it

quartz badge Mar 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

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Grams of Chronic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

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Aaaaand there’s Cosmic

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

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lambs are flocking

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:41 PM

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Now we just need Trakx and Rompy

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:42 PM

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soft kite lambs are flocking

Is “baa” them talkin?

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Snapchat log-in

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Pastors all sin

quartz badge Mar 18, 2025, 10:44 PM

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Gin and Tonic

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:44 PM

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wristy's mum demands a long dick. She loves to put her hands upon it

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:44 PM

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Matt Smith’s tardis

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:46 PM

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I love a good bit of command and conquering

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:46 PM

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Toilet paper is our lord and savior, keeps asses spotless

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Cracks, not donkeys

blissful peak Mar 18, 2025, 10:47 PM

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Welbot LARPing

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:47 PM

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Survive off snacks and ramen

quartz badge Mar 18, 2025, 10:48 PM

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Black Panthers Heroic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:48 PM

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Sarah Conner

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Y’all ever get that feeling where ya hungry and ya nauseous?

quartz badge Mar 18, 2025, 10:49 PM

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tiny compass Sarah Conner

Zero Dollars

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:50 PM

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Who gave the world Freddie Mercury? Zanzibar did

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Flat/apartment

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I’ll have ya grandpa slaughtered and ya nan on hospice

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Ya got a perfect head for me to practice darts with

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Cactus garden

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‘ALLO POPPET

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:54 PM

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gamble profits

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:54 PM

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Flight 1 has departed

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:54 PM

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jackson pollock

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 10:54 PM

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soft kite gamble profits

Soon enough bills will stack up, not chips

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Ya breath smells worse than ya armpits

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Ask bout me, got more contacts than Hopsin

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Rap/hip-hop hits

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That guitar riff got me on an acid rock trip

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Raw vegan, I’ll take a bath in parsnips

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Gotta plug my phone in cause my battery’s on 6

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(True story)

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 10:59 PM

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The Nanny's laugh is cacophonic

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:00 PM

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soft kite The Nanny's laugh is cacophonic

If they remade that show today, don’t know if Fran could top it

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:02 PM

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tiny compass If they remade that show today, don’t know if Fran could top it

Imagine her in a platinum blonde wig

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:02 PM

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I go on more adventures than the Baggins hobbits

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Californian valley ahhcent

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:04 PM

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tiny compass I go on more adventures than the Baggins hobbits

Imagine all the crazy things this man's accomplished!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:04 PM

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soft kite Imagine all the crazy things this man's accomplished!

I’ve been across the world and back, it’s all shit

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I waved to y’all when I passed Australia, honest

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:06 PM

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I battle rap cos I can handle conflict

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:06 PM

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soft kite I battle rap cos I can handle conflict

I can’t relate, I do it to distract from problems

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Sarah Lawrence (that’s a college)

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Nails get polished like messiahs attached to crosses

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:09 PM

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Pushed your face in to the ground and then stamped upon it

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:10 PM

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One time I outswam a dolphin

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:10 PM

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soft kite Pushed your face in to the ground and then stamped upon it

I shrugged and kept walkin

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:11 PM

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Is there a name for that lacrosse stick?

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:11 PM

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Handsome, hot, and married, sorry

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:12 PM

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soft kite Is there a name for that lacrosse stick?

The one ya whack the ball with?

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One push-up a day cause I’m bad at Crossfit

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Get done dirtier than a bathroom carpet

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Old Yeller’s family is now rabid dogless

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Sick, tired and exhausted

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What kinda apples y’all pick? Mackintoshes?

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:16 PM

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tiny compass Handsome, hot, and married, sorry

I've got so many issues, I'm handcuffed, not hitched

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:17 PM

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soft kite I've got so many issues, I'm handcuffed, not hitched

I’d pay bail but…not rich

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Why’d they put ya in jail? Jaywalkin?

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Marathon win

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Alec Baldwin

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:18 PM

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tiny compass I’d pay bail but…not rich

guess I'll be here a while.. they demand deposit!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:19 PM

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soft kite guess I'll be here a while.. they demand deposit!

How many bands they want? 6?

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And I don’t mean the type that does concerts

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I pay 2 things only: back and homage

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(Fuck, I’m reusin that 😂)

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Frank Sinatra

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Can’t rent the movie so I’ll have to watch clips

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Let em leave flowers for ya on some Algernon shit

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:23 PM

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That's a plot twist

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:24 PM

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I cut crack with chopsticks

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:24 PM

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soft kite That's a plot twist

And was off script

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Algae mosses

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:25 PM

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dragons are sick

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:25 PM

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Fanta Orange (stretch it)

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:26 PM

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tiny compass Fanta Orange (stretch it)

damn.. I'd scoff it!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:27 PM

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Bait and tackle got kippers and a codfish

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Andes got mints

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:28 PM

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tiny compass Bait and tackle got kippers and a codfish

Still I haven’t caught wind of these rappers talkin shit

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Has the shop been catalogin?

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:30 PM

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I pack a fuckin whallop

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:30 PM

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Packets of crisps (ackshully called chips)

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I will chap ya mom’s lip

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:31 PM

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Wish that I could do enough to pack my wallet

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:32 PM

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Shoulda simply wrote the Avatar script

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:33 PM

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playin games with an analog stick

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:33 PM

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Is applesauce dip?

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Ya know who’s better than Fallon? Our Jim

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Most of this server is humans but we have the odd chimp

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Candles gon drip

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:36 PM

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tiny compass Most of this server is humans but we have the odd chimp

yanking on dick? gotta keep their hands upon it!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:36 PM

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Ya dad is Ross Lynch

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The army knives I use to stab are all Swiss

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:38 PM

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The Beastie boys madly Sabotage shit!

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:38 PM

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Plastered on bricks

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Born in the ice age and I ain’t seen a mastodon since

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I mean like mammoths, not this

tiny compass Mar 18, 2025, 11:40 PM

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tiny compass Born in the ice age and I ain’t seen a mastodon since

80s music was mastered on synths

soft kite Mar 18, 2025, 11:41 PM

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tiny compass I mean like mammoths, not this

That's good, cos that Mastadon's shit

hallow quail Mar 19, 2025, 12:09 AM

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Random knowledge

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Can of coffee

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answer properly

tiny compass Mar 19, 2025, 12:34 AM

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Anti-bodies

hallow quail Mar 19, 2025, 12:35 AM

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Abandon logic

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Friend of dobby

quartz badge Mar 19, 2025, 12:53 AM

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I Got 5 On It

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Dr Dre, The Chronic

wind jay Mar 19, 2025, 6:01 AM

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181... leave some for the rest of us ya fuckin multi hogs!!

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Haha

quartz badge Mar 19, 2025, 6:07 AM

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No

warm tapir Mar 19, 2025, 9:07 AM

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hallow quail Abandon logic

That a political platform? You could Stand Upon It

warm tapir Mar 19, 2025, 9:10 AM

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tiny compass Frank Sinatra

Wait, wtf is this Random Multi?

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Frank Sunotri?

faint void Mar 19, 2025, 11:24 AM

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Me gran loves porridge

grizzled ivy Mar 19, 2025, 3:50 PM

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There’s a romanian rapper called killa fonick

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I lkke my water, tonic

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My friend’s an alcoholic

tiny compass Mar 19, 2025, 4:07 PM

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warm tapir Wait, wtf is this Random Multi?

The tra is admittedly a bit stretchy, rest works for me though

soft kite Mar 19, 2025, 5:18 PM

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yeah if you say it like puppet, it becomes a rather long list

tiny compass Mar 19, 2025, 6:20 PM

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Also true if you reverse the accents, honest

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Y’all can rhyme saw with floor, for us that’s just not it

warm tapir Mar 19, 2025, 8:33 PM

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I guess every syllable just devolves to "uh" if you're lazy enough

tiny compass Mar 19, 2025, 8:50 PM

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warm tapir I guess every syllable just devolves to "uh" if you're lazy enough

Yuh bruh

tight pewter Jun 26, 2025, 7:01 AM

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bland atomic

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