#Multi of the Day | Barbecue
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have a snag with the babadook
will i argue with my mumma and my father too about who is gunna start the food
i might have a tart or two
im starving dude
im not easily impressed, wow that car is blue
It's partly true I was a nasty dude
Never asking move as I'm passing through
Apart from you was there a mask in view
Gnarly noobs with there sullied views
Nasty rude but hardly new
step aside, im gunna cut the queue
Hold my stew
nah i'll spew, maybe a fart too
if this was skyrim, i would eat my snag in solitude
sick at the pub had me a parma spew
thats what i call karma dude
that sucks for you
at least it wasn't a larger poo
Master Foods
Fark you dude 🖕
You were like here's 2 random things that rhyme "these bars will do"??
If I wanted random words that rhyme, i'd just listen to Parpachoof!
Rhyming BBQ with barbecue is something only monkeys do
I'm carrying more cannons than Napolean at Waterloo
Cooler than a polar bear, I'll ice ya when I'm hunting you
Yabba dabba doo!
Dr Seuss
On the loose
Baba ghanoush
Cockatoo
Sawed in two
Ramen noodles are a soup?
Drop a deuce
(Aussie accent) Afternoon
Song on loop
today's ya dayyy baaaabe, Watcha gonna doooo
at the barbecue gripping a Larger Brew
Sip'n a Harn or Two with a Snag to Chew
When a Party Crew came Barging Through
Whole bunch a cunts that we Hardly Knew
Pass the doob
Wearing ugly shoes and a khaki suit with puffed sleeves too
I'll sink the whole one piece crew including that sanji dude and nami too
Llama Poo
Half past noon
Only bad things happen after 2
Condom, lube, army dudes, and a vibrator that I fully charged to use
And we gonna screw
Locker room
Garbage chute
Scrappy-Doo
The path we choose
Prostitute
Frosty fruit
That barbie movie can't be good
Stalin's coup
Popped balloon
Rocket, Groot
Exhaustion fumes
Fork and spoon
Watch my cheddar skyrocket like Wallace and Gromit’s moon
Still waiting for them to announce Need for Speed Carbon 2
Rocket fuel
So bad at cooking I charred a soup
I’m not a farmer but I harvest fruit
Charleston chew
The way I’m spitting shit people thinking imma llama dude
When I’m playing cards I only take an extra card or two
I like mixing drinks, bitter whiskey with my Bacardi brew
Fuck a barking pooch get chewed in half by Marmaduke
Shaman Juice
Oi jimmy pass the beug
When is Jimmy's album with Rompy due?
I'm in Jacana, roaming at night Asking Who gona Start up, looking for Half Excuses to Start a Fued when a cunt Arc up, when a lad too Smart for his Boots he gonna get jabbed hard and left with Half a Tooth and say 'see that what Karma Do' you shoulda just kissed Carpet Sooner
When you test life and Start to Lose you come back harder that's why you always need a training partner to make sure Ya Do
Dragonball super - Zamasu
I just lost a tooth (not the truth)
Sounds Costly dude
Catch me busting when I’m charging through a pussy like a armed recruit
I enjoy a fisting bar or two
Well since you’re asking dude I’ll try to spit like it’s Five fingers of death and show you what my ass can prove
that’s fucked
🙉
Send me to the void
Dusty broom
Didn't cum, nards are blue
That's bloody true you bloodclaat rude (bwoy)
Darth and Chew
Bobba too