Multi of the Day | Pumpernickel

[cerulean kestrel]

2/4/23

[wanton perch]

Making rhymes is fun for people

[jagged turret]

Bunch of babies, go and suck a nipple

[empty elm]

I asked wristys mum to touch the pickle
She said no worries just chuck us a nickel
I'll give it a suck and a tickle
Then her butt started to jiggle
I'm ashamed to say...
I busted a nut on her temple

[jagged turret]

Touch the pickle? Man don't make me fucking giggle
I've got pains in my chest like punctured lungs with sickles

[wanton perch]

I'll punch your lungs with tougher chisels,
And make sure I leave when I plunder this kill,
It's probably best you run for the hills

[jagged turret]

I googled "Trent" it said "That cunts a shithole"

[wanton perch]

Sure you didn't google that Trent from punchy cripple?

[jagged turret]

Truth be told, I lied, was just trying to dump a scribble

[lime drift]

More like ya blood will trickle, down the walls a little.
When I saw ya swivel legs are scorn an brittle,

[lime drift]

Then ya realised ya cum was fickle
Dum fuck got my mum to giggle

[lime drift]

Chugged your pickle!
More like she snubbed your withered cock with thunda sickels

@gusty sand

[sand mortar]

On a marathon like a running missile
Overtaking hares and punching steep hills
Bugs fly from under his heels as he cruches thistles
Lunch on the run, cheese and pumpernickel

[lime drift]

Let me tell ya somethin mate!
I'll thumb pump so many popsicles in ya mouth all the pumpernickels will spill out, just like ya tonsils did.
Isn't it obvious you're not the cockiest lobbyist,
livin under a rock he said dropped a couple of hostages. 🤣👋

[timid plover]

Just did Cunnilingus. Now I got the sniffles.