Perseus Pals

[timid wind]

whos excited for some percy news tonight

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/soon-cat-peek-gif-10008520

Just 4 more hours

[timid wind]

i still think its not gonna release until iae but i wouldnt mind a little tour

[lone bloom]

If they don't even give a tour i will be mad

riot infront of CIGs buildings

[timid wind]

yeah... that would be a little weird considering its pretty much done by now

[lone bloom]

prob flight ready

[timid wind]

im sure we will get some ships releasing today tho

what could they be

maybe that drake weird swing wing thing

or that unannounced cnou suspected ship

[fallow wharf]

3 Hours 49 min

[lone bloom]

well they still said a carrack sized ship (rumored to be a vanduul mauler)

[timid wind]

huh

so that would be the vanduul capital seen in the sq42 trailer last year

[lone bloom]

one of them*

[timid wind]

this one

looks awful honestly xddd

[lone bloom]

yeah there are better ones

than this

[timid wind]

it looks bigger than a carrack tho

more like idris sized

[lone bloom]

Its just what they said, and what was rumored

Never can be 100% sure

[timid wind]

yeah

i do remember there being talk of an unannounced carrack size ship being released this month though

or maybe not even unannounced

idk

i guess we will find out tonight

[lone bloom]

unknown carrack sized ship

With bespoke guns

so likely military related - well or alien (vanduul) ship

[humble anvil]

Great

A Percy competitor before the Perseus even comes out

[round zodiac]

Almost time

[lone bloom]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/92000849236066304/1409323377990045748/PerseusPraise.gif

[humble anvil]

I'll put a remote up my ass if perseus doesn't show up at CitizenCon somehow..

[timid wind]

i mean just because it has bespoke guns doesnt necessarily mean its gonna be a military ship

[lone bloom]

and pdcs...

[timid wind]

like every single ship in the game has some form of weaponry

[lone bloom]

which are military ship exclusive

[timid wind]

doesnt the conny phoenix have a pdc

is that a military ship? no

[lone bloom]

yes, those are exceptions because CIG promised them originally with them

They claimed themselfes post those few exceptions (890I,reclaimer and Phoenix) no other civilian ship will have PDC's

and will only be found on military vessels (Polaris, Javelin, Idris, Perseus etc)

[shadow oasis]

1 hour and 50 min AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH

[lone bloom]

why do i have the feeling we will get called out with our perseus chat

[humble anvil]

whats up

[shadow oasis]

You mean that the whole community will be in awe of how we predict the future?

[lone bloom]

more like how crazy our chat is about perseus

but that too

[agile kayak]

Disco lando calling out Perseus chat

[humble anvil]

what

[coarse cloud]

Perseus in 50 mins

@humble anvil

It will happen right

[humble anvil]

Yes

It'll get teased

[coarse cloud]

u mean released

[minor field]

[lone bloom]

not really in 50 min

Will likely happen near end of the stream

[coarse cloud]

yes

[humble anvil]

I bet Perseus will be in the opening trailer for citizencon

[coarse cloud]

it has to be

[lone bloom]

Imagine

Its the scene from episode 4 star wars with the Tentive and Vaders ship, just with a Connie and the Perseus

[coarse cloud]

lmao

why connie

surely paladin

[lone bloom]

because fuck the connie

[coarse cloud]

true

perseus is better than connie

and tbh paladin sales need to be half decent

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-gif-22623796

[azure fulcrum]

its live

[bitter gust]

Didnt they try this with Idris release though?

Iirc

If perseus gets beam weapons they better be green

[south spoke]

I may be watching a jousting match but that won't stop me from missing the release of this ship

[lunar inlet]

that'd be amazing

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/wag-finger-baby-i-see-you-i-saw-that-laughing-gif-952351116868151681

Someone in here had that name

[azure fulcrum]

ben and john crewe are in DC prepping perpeus for launch rn

Chris roberts was spotted in zwitsterland

[lone bloom]

Must been Rustle

[raven jetty]

Soon.

[humble anvil]

Soon trust

[azure fulcrum]

welp moment of truth

[raven jetty]

Soon™

[humble anvil]

if jared yaps for 15 minutes

imma crash out

[azure fulcrum]

I don't even want to see his face

just open with perseus cinematic

[humble anvil]

hopefully

[azure fulcrum]

yesss

[lone bloom]

well apparantly croberts yaps for 15 min

[humble anvil]

he's reading off a teleprompter

[lone bloom]

as always

[humble anvil]

:v

his eyes bro

):

[lone bloom]

Pretty fixated xD

[raven jetty]

Oh shit

[lone bloom]

Lets just ignore his broken teeth i guess

[raven jetty]

Definitely though it'd be next year

[agile kayak]

nyx next month confirmed lol

[lone bloom]

Did he just said next month nyx? xD

lmao

like - randomly - as it would be nothing special

[lunar inlet]

NYX TIME!!

[humble anvil]

FUCK

[lone bloom]

And there is the paladin

[humble anvil]

FUCK

[lone bloom]

were fucked boys

its over

[humble anvil]

HOLD THE LINE

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-gif-14929547354769122473

its over

were dead

"new factions" ... like on Pyro that pretty much didn't meant anything of value?

[humble anvil]

Please show the perseus so i dont have to shove a remote up my ass

[lone bloom]

now they yap of already done and finished stuff

[raven jetty]

They've read the chat and planned this, specifically. Surely.

[humble anvil]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Missed opportunities

[lone bloom]

bet it will turn into "yeah they had to ask for help - because vanduul mauler"

and then Perseus

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-dewit-gif-11426456

[humble anvil]

rip frames

yippee dont have to go through pyro to get to nyx

[azure fulcrum]

this is amazing guys they got literally nothing new to show

[humble anvil]

let em cook

levski looks cool

[lone bloom]

yeah but there isn't anything else but levski in nyx

[humble anvil]

yeah lol

[lone bloom]

so its a

[humble anvil]

awhole lot of nothing

[lone bloom]

"oh cool lets go there to look at it"

[humble anvil]

its a nothing burger

[lone bloom]

and then go back to stanton

[azure fulcrum]

but we got this brand new snow flake effect

only took them a year to make lol

[humble anvil]

now the question is

[humble anvil]

can you set your home in levski

[desert gorge]

where did they get a picture of me i did not consent!

[azure fulcrum]

I think so because there's nothing else in that system

I need to reward them for their hard work of making snowflakes in space, please skip to the ship ads so I can open my wallet

[desert gorge]

im so down with that RN to lol

[humble anvil]

looks so fucking cool

its like star wars, going down the big hole in the ground to get to a hangar

[azure fulcrum]

yeah

[humble anvil]

wait

[azure fulcrum]

but theres no content lol

[humble anvil]

levski is old?

what

[lone bloom]

"mining"?

[azure fulcrum]

yeah its like a decade old

[lone bloom]

thought nyx fucking empty

[humble anvil]

what

[lone bloom]

got removed at some point

[azure fulcrum]

levski used to be in stanton

[humble anvil]

what

[azure fulcrum]

delemar?

[humble anvil]

something wicked comes

[azure fulcrum]

U didn't know?

[humble anvil]

here we go

[lone bloom]

So

[humble anvil]

HERE WE GO

[lone bloom]

When Perseus

[azure fulcrum]

PERCIUS INCOMING

[lone bloom]

"Fight vanduuls with Perseus"

DEW IT

[humble anvil]

the perseus

FUCK

missed opportunity

[raven jetty]

Military large-scale contracts?

[lone bloom]

why not perseus in that fleet

[azure fulcrum]

we percing

[humble anvil]

this is glorpshit

[lone bloom]

they blueballing

[humble anvil]

on purpose too

[lone bloom]

Pyro station reused

[azure fulcrum]

pooplaris

[lone bloom]

fuck the polaris

[azure fulcrum]

I don't care about the poolaris fuck off

[round zodiac]

contested zoon

[lone bloom]

PERSEUS

DEW IT

oh there vanduul mauler

[azure fulcrum]

STINGER

[lone bloom]

nah stinger

[humble anvil]

HOOO HOOOOO

[round zodiac]

Perry this, casuals

[lone bloom]

lol

[azure fulcrum]

OMGOMJGOMGOPKG|

[humble anvil]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[azure fulcrum]

AYESSS BABY

[humble anvil]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT LOOKS SO GOOOOD

[azure fulcrum]

GIVE DADDY A KISS

COME TO DADDY

HAHAHAH GET REKT STUPID GUARDIAN

they still use the old glaive model -.-

[humble anvil]

PLEASE SHOW PERSEUS

[azure fulcrum]

are you kidding me lol

SINGELKJTGIKP"OLJNEGJOP:
k

['p '

;kjlkm';

FGALKJ":G":JLMKl';k

a

';l

SEXXXY

[humble anvil]

HERE WE GO

Join the Fight

[round zodiac]

spoilers

[humble anvil]

ahhh

[lone bloom]

you help them

[humble anvil]

armor from cit con pack looks like shit

[lone bloom]

and then they try to kill you?

funny enough they spoil their own missions that we are supposed to explore

and wiketroll again

[round zodiac]

and what betetr way to cae the vandul than a proven blockader.

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/star-citizen-perseus-hammerhead-ram-gif-17374513556486374363

"time to undust the big guns"

[azure fulcrum]

no stinger on pledge store sigh

[lone bloom]

when they now say 2026 perseus

I gonna riot

[azure fulcrum]

half hour of fluff

now get to the meat god damn it

...

[lone bloom]

Thought its just a 2 hour long video

good screenshot

[azure fulcrum]

jared we already had half an hour of nyx talk

now give us perseus ffs

[humble anvil]

pleaaaseee

[lone bloom]

"secondly the perseus will release NOW"

ffs

[azure fulcrum]

HURRY

[lone bloom]

worth a try

[azure fulcrum]

housekeeping -.- telling us how to watch the stream while we're already watching

you're wasting our time jared

[lone bloom]

Captain Obvious

[humble anvil]

life of a miner right?

[azure fulcrum]

alright what now

yeah I already know CR is in zwitserland

[lone bloom]

super excited?

so its perseus

because its RSI

[azure fulcrum]

LOL

[lone bloom]

[azure fulcrum]

[humble anvil]

surely

plz plz plz plz

[azure fulcrum]

STINGER PERSEUS

[humble anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-26344462

[lone bloom]

Perseus cope on peak rn

[azure fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/a23-gif-14776126980312501974

[round zodiac]

river demo?

[azure fulcrum]

PEDRO?

WE'RE GETTING MUSIC?

[lone bloom]

Thats how Croberts feels like rn i bet

[azure fulcrum]

OMFG

kill me

[round zodiac]

StarAudio?

[azure fulcrum]

OMG FUUUUCK OFF already

[lone bloom]

now we gonna listen 1 hour to random ambient music

[azure fulcrum]

I have music muted ingame -.- reaaaally couldn't give a fuck

super hard problem to create sounds

requires 6000 megawatt super quantum computers

yeah thats fine and all but we ain't getting none of it until maybe castra but that'll take years

[lone bloom]

again a star wars reference

lmao

[humble anvil]

MY FRAMESSS

Auuuaaggghhh

:yoda dies

[azure fulcrum]

RIP GPU

[foggy silo]

i can post perseus gif

[round zodiac]

exploration mentioned. bingo card?

[azure fulcrum]

https://tenor.com/view/pain-suffering-death-star-wars-gif-25111888

[foggy silo]

but i want it

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/yoda-flips-hair-yoda-flip-lego-star-wras-gif-22011118

Soon TM Star 4 FPS citizens

(but it looks good tho)

[azure fulcrum]

the audio quality so bad lol

[humble anvil]

Castra looks beautiful

[lone bloom]

was that castra?

[humble anvil]

idk lol

[lone bloom]

i don't think so

[humble anvil]

Castra is full V5

[lone bloom]

had no double clouds

3 planets in nyx?

i thought it had 1

[azure fulcrum]

gass giant useless

[round zodiac]

yoda swamp

[lone bloom]

ah its nyx 1

[azure fulcrum]

nyx 1 apparently

[lone bloom]

so Genesis V5 next month?

[azure fulcrum]

"festering swamps"

https://tenor.com/view/shreks-meme-gif-14773907558805575638

[lone bloom]

they fucking teasing us with the pooplaris

[round zodiac]

everyones favourite dark souls biome

[humble anvil]

missed opportunity

[azure fulcrum]

yeah this sucks

a whole empty planet to explore

soil and rock nice

[bitter gust]

"Look at the rocks"

[round zodiac]

unrealistic, no one flies polaris

[lone bloom]

ngl i will explore there to look at the biomes IF they look like what they showed a few min ago

[azure fulcrum]

amazing see no difference

[lone bloom]

aka this

[round zodiac]

im sure itll be as real as solar flares

[lone bloom]

"adding some rocks"

[azure fulcrum]

lets not

[lone bloom]

anyone with ground vehicle in shambles

[azure fulcrum]

RIP asgard ramp

[bitter gust]

All polaris shots could have been Percy and possible reasons why they arent make me scared

[lone bloom]

Rip Herkules ramp

[bitter gust]

Or we are purposefully being baited and grand reveal is to come

[lone bloom]

they blueballing

[round zodiac]

LOD0 might not have been ready for these captures

[humble anvil]

reveal will come

they're blue balling

[bitter gust]

Hold my hands, Family

[azure fulcrum]

they showed off stinger but didn't put it on pledge store 😭

[bitter gust]

Band together

[round zodiac]

these are probalby all captured in a genesis sandbox build, not main build

[azure fulcrum]

99% sure it was coming this shitcon my psyker abilities are dead on

[humble anvil]

mining in my ROC right after a beer

who's that guy? It looks like a Perseus

[bitter gust]

The emperor protects?

More poorlaris

[round zodiac]

rip GPUs

[azure fulcrum]

again they show poolaris

guys I'm getting REAL anxious

[round zodiac]

they probably didnt have perseus in this build

so it wont be at all in this segment

[azure fulcrum]

I hope

[lone bloom]

and again

[azure fulcrum]

a grassblade

[lone bloom]

AND AGAIN

[azure fulcrum]

a rock

a poolaris

[lone bloom]

ngl

[round zodiac]

grass in my space game

[bitter gust]

Squint and it looks like our percy

[lone bloom]

At this point i hope the polaris gets shot down by the perseus at some point

[azure fulcrum]

enough of the grass rocks and dirt

PERSEUS NOW

[bitter gust]

"Wait what's this? PERCY WITH THE CHAIR!"

[lone bloom]

like "oh whats there happening in the background" boom perseus

[azure fulcrum]

the clouds still look pixelated asf

[lone bloom]

as usual

[azure fulcrum]

literally nothing improved

[lone bloom]

DLSS 4.0 unpixels them tho

but thats not their work

[azure fulcrum]

yeah lol useless

ok wrap it up already

[bitter gust]

More water to walk through with zero player interaction

I see you, 890 pool

[azure fulcrum]

there probably be the worm reskin to annoy you yurmummdy

[humble anvil]

you fucker

[lone bloom]

but does Genesis 5 means

that they have to rework entire stanton

and pyro?

[azure fulcrum]

oh yeah you're so special and unique

never been done before in the history of mankind

[lone bloom]

the fucking thing on the deathstar dumpster

https://tenor.com/view/a-new-hope-trash-compactor-squish-death-star-gif-15928787

[azure fulcrum]

system to system hauling? we already have that

[lone bloom]

Hull C manual loading

[azure fulcrum]

they're such liars lol

[lone bloom]

I know some people that will cry now

[azure fulcrum]

I hope fucking not

[lone bloom]

they just showed it

[azure fulcrum]

he's going to haul 4 scu in his drake cutter system to system

-.-

CIG = pathalogical liars

[lone bloom]

Gonna haul 4 scu with perseus

Super security haul

[azure fulcrum]

so pyro to stanton gateway hauling mission from covalex isn't system to system

[lone bloom]

"Interstellar missions we are making now" we literally have interstellar cargo hauls mission right now, they are literally named "interstellar haul"

[azure fulcrum]

what are these guys smoking lol

[round zodiac]

more disused piles of art assets

[minor field]

Where perseus

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/braveheart-hold-shouts-gif-13268605

[humble anvil]

its coming

alongside the carrack sized ship

[lone bloom]

funny that they teased paladin in the first few seconds into the gameplay stuff

and then just "puff" gone

[azure fulcrum]

yeah lmao

Amazing

[lone bloom]

laser looking like fucking deathstar tunnel

https://tenor.com/view/charizard-explosions-black-star-pokémons-explosion-pikachu-pikachu-explosion-gif-1098104644786445422

Did they say now what you get from activating it?

[azure fulcrum]

I'm gonna grief the fuck out of this assdroid

camp there 24/7 with my percius

[lone bloom]

So that asstroid

is basically a Orion ordered on temu

[azure fulcrum]

basically

peoples alliance are just chicoms

don't like em

ok finally we're done

an hour of fluff

now get to the MEAT

[round zodiac]

laugh like stock footage

[azure fulcrum]

genesis AGIAN?

[lone bloom]

.-.

[azure fulcrum]

jesus

[lone bloom]

didn't they just talked like 40 min about genesis

[azure fulcrum]

YES

[humble anvil]

the space AK

[azure fulcrum]

garbage

[round zodiac]

those bones tied to it would be awful for the weight and stabiltiy

[lone bloom]

what the fuck

is that clown show

[azure fulcrum]

yeah space AK is nice I guess

[azure fulcrum]

🤡

[lone bloom]

what did they do to the Hunter armor

[round zodiac]

!

[bitter gust]

Perseus right?

[lone bloom]

YES

[azure fulcrum]

the cognitive dissonance with CIG is amazing

[lone bloom]

MEAT

Spaceships coming

TALK ABOUT THEM

[azure fulcrum]

and I thought I was the one here coping lol

[round zodiac]

XD

[humble anvil]

YIPPEEEE

[azure fulcrum]

OMG FINALLY

[bitter gust]

Our lord and savior

[azure fulcrum]

TALKKING SHEEP

[bitter gust]

JC

[azure fulcrum]

3 new ships

[lone bloom]

bet they do paladin or stinger first

[azure fulcrum]

STinger, Carrack sized, PERSEUS

[lone bloom]

pooplaris again

[azure fulcrum]

poolaris

[lone bloom]

fuck that shit

"obviously the wolf"

Idris got just insulted by all of them

[azure fulcrum]

obviously the ships been shit this year

[bitter gust]

Unfinished wolf lol

[azure fulcrum]

yeah lol

NOW

[lone bloom]

@humble anvil so at least youre saving now the Citizenscon goodie pack

[azure fulcrum]

PERSEUS

[raven jetty]

Well, there's the Paladin.

[lone bloom]

ugh paladin was obvious

[azure fulcrum]

paladin 🥱

ok NEXT

skip

[sand hound]

suck my dick paladin dropping

[lone bloom]

but "three" ships.... doesn't that mean Paladin, Carrack sized ship, and Stinger?

[humble anvil]

:l

[foggy silo]

Pack it up boyz

[azure fulcrum]

looks like a turd

[foggy silo]

no perseus :(

[humble anvil]

im gonna fucking roll

the carrack sized ship is the perseus boys

hang on

[humble anvil]

dude wtf

[azure fulcrum]

"a pitbull"

looks like dogshit bruv

pitbull poop

[lone bloom]

Guys guys here is your Valkyrie MK 3

[azure fulcrum]

wow zero visibility with the armored cockpit glass

amazing

[round zodiac]

it shoudl have had a redeemer cargo closet like 1x2 or 2x2

[azure fulcrum]

yeah its useless for bunker running

[lone bloom]

"glass floor"

and then we make it milky pixelated

[azure fulcrum]

its like the mailslot slit of the the freelancer but worse

[round zodiac]

the struts are the barrier shield

more visible when not tanking

[lone bloom]

there is your cargo

[azure fulcrum]

WHAT

how many SCU?

[lone bloom]

was expectable

looked like 8-12

[azure fulcrum]

4 SCU crates

[round zodiac]

i missed that cargo bit

[azure fulcrum]

ok maybe it will be useful

[humble anvil]

god damn

almost 7 minutes on the paladin

[round zodiac]

now its a 2deemer

[azure fulcrum]

2 gunners lol

nobody gonna do that

[lone bloom]

Here guys

your new deemer

hu?

[azure fulcrum]

STINGER PLZ

[lone bloom]

Esperia?

random?

[azure fulcrum]

Esperia Stinger

[humble anvil]

GMS or Perseus is next

[azure fulcrum]

UYEUYEYUESDYYE

'

['pEJAFIKPOHGTHJIOPWELGFJKOp[]

[lone bloom]

.-.

[azure fulcrum]

;l'

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F5 spam

[humble anvil]

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/pledge/Standalone-Ships/Paladin-10-Year-Warbond

[bitter gust]

"All three come next month with nyx"

Lol

[humble anvil]

paladin 350

[bitter gust]

They say flyable?

[azure fulcrum]

why is it so cheap!??!?

FML

💀

[humble anvil]

stinger is cheap

wtf

[lone bloom]

I could go for it

[azure fulcrum]

I can't CCU to it now

[lone bloom]

with my starlancer

[azure fulcrum]

rip

its the same price as MX

[lone bloom]

but do i want to is the question

but why does it say limited time offer?

isn't it its final price?

[azure fulcrum]

IDK

limited time sale

it has an interior

[round zodiac]

i guess this is the 'concept' price with flyable in a few months?

[azure fulcrum]

nah its finished

[round zodiac]

sure but its not an STF ful price perhaps, if its saying limited time offer?

[azure fulcrum]

it just means the ship isn't available on pledge store normally

[lone bloom]

carrack sized ship coming now

[agile kayak]

fuck, they're doin the grey ship

[humble anvil]

im shoving a remote up my ass

[azure fulcrum]

yeah we're screwed

[crystal sleet]

FUCK

[round zodiac]

i saw that reddit post

[lone bloom]

a fucked up Cutlass...?

[azure fulcrum]

its just a temu cutlass

[minor field]

So no perseus?

[crystal sleet]

from sq42

[azure fulcrum]

yes...

[humble anvil]

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/en/pledge/Standalone-Ships/Shiv-10-Year

[bitter gust]

Genius?

[lone bloom]

whats about carrack size ship brother?

carrack is no way near that

[round zodiac]

Home made cutlass

[bitter gust]

Loooooool

[azure fulcrum]

wow this sucks

[bitter gust]

"How can we make a variant without them calling it a variant"

[eternal urchin]

fuck

[humble anvil]

thats alot of pewpew

[minor field]

Disappointing

[eternal urchin]

fuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuckfuck fuck fuck

[lone bloom]

Its fucking frankenstein

[vapid karma]

NOOOO

[eternal urchin]

its flight ready dude why are they waiting us for 1 month

[lone bloom]

so... more than three ships?

i mean carrack sized ship?

[eternal urchin]

He said 3

[eternal urchin]

YEAH WHERE IT IS

[vapid karma]

More money

[lone bloom]

POV: you work at CIG

[vapid karma]

No peruses I guess

[azure fulcrum]

lol what a piece of shit

[round zodiac]

Perseus is the show stopper

[lone bloom]

shit capacitator

[round zodiac]

costs more than cutlass

literally a Grey Market pun for starhangar

[vapid karma]

Is the Perseus a no for cit con yet ?

[azure fulcrum]

"money is money" - dave haddock 2025

[bitter gust]

I will shoot all of these down

[azure fulcrum]

looks like a spaceship of a early 2000s 3d game

[humble anvil]

perseus is a no

[azure fulcrum]

I'm so bummed stinger is only 315$

[lone bloom]

DEW IT JAREd

PERSEUS

[azure fulcrum]

and no perseus

[lone bloom]

NO

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[humble anvil]

1 more month boys

[round zodiac]

human wikelo

[vapid karma]

I’m actually pissed off didint spend 650 dollars to wait a month, even tho its flight ready

[lone bloom]

they lied to us

[celest kite]

Bruh no Perseus

[round zodiac]

they had the russians make Grey's. authentic black market understanding

[vapid karma]

IAE Is at the end of nov bro 😭

[bitter gust]

Did they even say when the 3 go flyable? Lol

[minor field]

Rip

[azure fulcrum]

animus reskin

[coarse cloud]

I need

[vapid karma]

Yh

[coarse cloud]

Fuck this

[fiery blaze]

I expected this to happened lmao

[vapid karma]

I closed my YouTube

Fuck that

Cunts

[fallow wharf]

Did they just say that thats enough ships for a year? fml.....

[foggy silo]

Back to IAE

[round zodiac]

im still expecting the unexpected "we have one more surprise ship we forgot to mention"

[lone bloom]

The hope dies if the stream ends

[foggy silo]

x) copium max (i hope it to)

[vapid karma]

Nah doubt it

[azure fulcrum]

they kinda blew their load already

arming distance so essentially its useless

[lone bloom]

so no basebuilding yet, no new inventory stuff yet, no crafting, no perseus??

[azure fulcrum]

yep

[lone bloom]

and we don't have that long left

the hell?

[azure fulcrum]

chris said in an interview 1.0 is scheduled for 2028

we only got 2 years left

[lone bloom]

"two more years"

"I really like playing a spotter" - no one ever

[azure fulcrum]

we had a whole year of basically no fundemental core features at all

[round zodiac]

year of playability

[lone bloom]

jared get there and tell him something else

[azure fulcrum]

half an hour left

[humble anvil]

?????????????????????????????

???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[lone bloom]

Bro 80% yet so far was Genesis V5

[humble anvil]

Perseus Cancelled

[lone bloom]

And nothing else of value

[azure fulcrum]

I feel conned

[vapid karma]

L cit con

[azure fulcrum]

I want my money back

[vapid karma]

L Cit con I want my 675 back

[lone bloom]

"wiketroll" employee tshirt

[azure fulcrum]

we don't have perseus but you can buy our temu mousepad

[vapid karma]

Real

No peruses even tho it’s fucking flight ready

Honestly im sorry but on a general note how can they even do that

[lone bloom]

"what else can I show"

._.

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-what-the-hell-what-the-fuck-huh-what-gif-16553984

[vapid karma]

Oh god

Lmao

[agile kayak]

cig try not to edge the perseus for iae challenge (impossible)

[humble anvil]

Six of the seven guns found on the Stinger are generic swappable weapons, coming with Esperia laser cannons. Only the single Size 5 weapon is bespoke and locked to the ship

[azure fulcrum]

what the fuck? so you can put human weapons on that thing?

[humble anvil]

Due to the sheer size and firepower of the Stinger, its handling feels much heavier than the Human-designed Heavy Fighters at this time. As such, it’s suited to taking on other Heavy Fighters and larger targets.

[agile kayak]

we get greys market turd and palicuck but no perschad 🙁

[bitter gust]

And they arent even flyable on PU

[round zodiac]

i wonder if they have a working bartender, unlike us

[azure fulcrum]

they said it was a brawler lol now it's just a sluggish only larger target fighter

this citcon is a fucking joke

[agile kayak]

jared nobody cares about devs coffee, just say you guys ran out of stuff

[lone bloom]

I love the fact they said "yeah the carrack sized ship coming in october" here we are and they said shit about that

[azure fulcrum]

In no world would've I expected it to be this shitty

[humble anvil]

the october thing was the stinger

[azure fulcrum]

John Crewe is full of shit as usual

[humble anvil]

with its 1 bespoke cannon

[lone bloom]

Literally in other companies someone would get fired for that

[agile kayak]

Heavy cope, their edging the perseus for the end

[azure fulcrum]

humiliating himself in front of 1000s of people

[lone bloom]

38+K people in fact

on YT alone

[round zodiac]

11,000 on their official twitch, tons of restreams, 40k on youtube

[azure fulcrum]

what a fucking clown show

I usually don't swear but man am I pissed

[lone bloom]

tbf his job is to be "funny"

I guess that counts under that

[round zodiac]

and spread memery for diagetic marketting

[lone bloom]

wow they finally talk about crafting

[minor field]

Not even a preview of Pers is criminal

[uneven thistle]

PERCY ON THE PAD

[vapid karma]

Yep I’m Acctuly pissed off

[lone bloom]

wow - thats the only thing we get?

a fucking perseus on a mousepad?

pixelated?

[round zodiac]

the first visual of the Perseus at citcon was on a fricking mousepad

[azure fulcrum]

omg

[fallow wharf]

where

[agile kayak]

no fucking way we dont see it at all, the fact they havent shown or discussed it at all means their saving it copium overdose

[vapid karma]

Genuinely worst citizen con I have ever watched

[azure fulcrum]

the temu mousepad

[minor field]

Someone ready the A2 bomb

[humble anvil]

it showed up!

my ass is saved

[agile kayak]

keep remote on standby

[lone bloom]

mousepad doesn't count

[azure fulcrum]

my ass feels sore already from this shitshow don't even need to get sodomized by a remote

[round zodiac]

i dont know if i can part with my current desk mat

[lone bloom]

okay you can put two scu into that fabricator... but what if... a thing needs more than two resources?

[azure fulcrum]

lmao this UI looks exactly like that trainer they made to cheat in star citizen

[fallow wharf]

i wouldnt mind large perseus desk mat

[lone bloom]

wouldn't be the first time a dev sells cheats while working to earn a extra buck

[minor field]

it's just imgui

[lone bloom]

"you might be wondering" WHERE THE FREAKING PERSEUS IS

[minor field]

used for all types of stuff

[coarse cloud]

Perseus

[coarse cloud]

They better say that

I’ll cry otherwise

[coarse cloud]

Might kill myself tonight

[lone bloom]

how bout having a remote ready?

Like rustle?

[raw lichen]

sad face 🙁

[azure fulcrum]

ngl this is really depressing

[humble anvil]

perseus at the end guys

they'll show it

trust guys

[lone bloom]

You just don't want the remote

xD

[fallow wharf]

honestly i think they cut it out last minute because the guy that showed the ships was nervous if something would still come up to tell about

[agile kayak]

jcrew did mention he's done unless they say anything else, cope is they do at the end

[lone bloom]

But the Perseus is flight ready

there isn't anything that could come up

[agile kayak]

if they had time to finish paladin they had time for the perseus

[fallow wharf]

and paladin isnt, which they showed first

[round zodiac]

quantum jump into an instance is how someone theorized exploration a few years ago

[fallow wharf]

[lone bloom]

and perseus was 2 month ahead of paladin

[azure fulcrum]

instancing is basically deleting the MMO part

now its just a coop game

[lone bloom]

Many MMO games have instance

like - almost all

[azure fulcrum]

yeah I guess

[round zodiac]

instances so the game is Jumpspace now

[lone bloom]

They... wanna instance... Siege of Orison...?

[azure fulcrum]

siege of orison was buggy but it was fun

[azure fulcrum]

that sucks

the PvP is what made it fun

[agile kayak]

I'll take instancing if we get somthing playable, a2 bomb + fun = no fun tbh

less work for the devs to account for sandbox nuking

[minor field]

I melted my A2 into a chain for persues and they show nothing

[agile kayak]

like how when anything comes it out it becomes unplayable on any server an org decides to take over

[minor field]

[lone bloom]

im really thinking about melting my apollo upgrade now and just not go for the galaxy at that point, really dissappointed rn so far

[azure fulcrum]

paladin seems useful I just don't think its visually appealing to me

[agile kayak]

brown paladin looks nice

[humble anvil]

oh dude

that new lmg is in the citcon pack

[grave canyon]

are any of the new ships stf or whats going on

i havent been watching

[lone bloom]

all of them are

[minor field]

3 new ships, no perseus

[grave canyon]

is the shiv good

[lone bloom]

No

[agile kayak]

release mav stats decide whether or not my ion becomes one

[grave canyon]

does it have like cargo space or smt

or is it just weird fighter

[azure fulcrum]

hell no

[lone bloom]

Paladin got cargo space now

[grave canyon]

bruh

[azure fulcrum]

yeah what the fuck

[grave canyon]

paladin is just better redeemer anyways

[agile kayak]

still some cargo, just less apparently

[lone bloom]

20 min left

[grave canyon]

nyx next month is wild kinda

is there any pics or smt of the shiv interior

[lone bloom]

yes they showed it completely

but have to wait for the stream to end likely

so it shows up at YT

[azure fulcrum]

nice another instance

[lone bloom]

So... its... Onyx 2.0

[agile kayak]

https://robertsspaceindustries.com/en/comm-link/transmission/20763-Greys-Market-Shiv

its up

[coarse cloud]

Will they mention the word Perseus?

[azure fulcrum]

looks very similar to onyx yeah

[agile kayak]

play.sc/shiv

[azure fulcrum]

zero mentions so far

[coarse cloud]

Ik im runnning a watch party lol

[coarse cloud]

we have beencrying for 20 mins

[lone bloom]

They just gonna silence the perseus stuff

[azure fulcrum]

its amazing how its the exact model from 2019 visual teaser

I literally showed it in this discord and said it was the grey market shiv

[lone bloom]

2019 prediction for 2025

[agile kayak]

i recall you doin that yeah, cig can recycle assets from sq42 but cant finish perseus 🙂

[lone bloom]

17 min, no basebuilding

no perseus

[azure fulcrum]

[agile kayak]

2 "new" ships are sq42 models update to pu standards

[lone bloom]

They literally said basebuilding and crafting will come this year

and now they don't talk about it this year?

[azure fulcrum]

perseus segment

comeone

[agile kayak]

get ready to be disappointed lol

[lone bloom]

Chat is full with basebuilding

[azure fulcrum]

[timid wind]

can i have the video once you do it?

[lone bloom]

Oh right, and no engineering????

[azure fulcrum]

lmao now he's just talking shit about the devs

[lone bloom]

Well

Deserved

[agile kayak]

jesus christ a montage

[azure fulcrum]

goblin cave dwellers

sounds about right

[agile kayak]

WHO ASKED

[lone bloom]

We're getting a dev don't want to be on cam montage.... for the last 13 min

we're cooked

[azure fulcrum]

this couldn't be any worse lol

[lone bloom]

Ngl even 2021 had a better citizenscon

[agile kayak]

Base Building. Cut. Perseus. Cut. Social Features. CUT!

[lone bloom]

(there was no citizenscon in 2021)

[azure fulcrum]

goodness gracious

[bitter gust]

For real

[fallow wharf]

i got banned on stream chat for spamming perseus

[bitter gust]

Family.

[azure fulcrum]

wait wtf it shows me the duration of this shitty con?

no its ending right

wtf

[fallow wharf]

ggs

we lost

[lone bloom]

No shoot outro now?

[humble anvil]

o7

[lone bloom]

Rustle

Its time

[fallow wharf]

unless they say there is no 1.0 without getting perseus out now

[azure fulcrum]

9 releases brining us nowhere closer to the 1.0 features listed on the roadmap?

[lone bloom]

The remote after:

[tropic oyster]

bro might want to wait

[round zodiac]

no no, find a older remote

[desert gorge]

remote it is so it seems

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/jumanji-robin-williams-nightmare-seen-things-gif-17585973

[timid wind]

cmon now, thats too small! what are you, a pussy?

[bitter gust]

We haven't even heard the word yet, lol

[fallow wharf]

well it showed up on a mousepad

[bitter gust]

F me to tears

[lone bloom]

Doesn't count its freaking pixelated and ripped of from the inside star citizens background

[brave night]

F Perseus

lost all hope rn

[lone bloom]

So.. we are getting the last 10 min a flashback from a inside star citizens?

Aka.... a video... which is there for a year...

Instead of talking about Perseus or Basebuilding

[fallow wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/92000849236066304/1409323377990045748/PerseusPraise.gif

[tropic oyster]

as long as that thing comes out im happy

[fallow wharf]

i am not

[tropic oyster]

understandable

[lone bloom]

"30K is gone"

he joking right?

[humble anvil]

We can see what kind of stats these new ships will have

[fallow wharf]

perseus?

you sure?

[tropic oyster]

dont you have a remote to use

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/not-yet-mace-windu-star-wars-gif-9797353

There is still hope

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-1182720488497099882

[humble anvil]

welp

[agile kayak]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/436969165195051038/998837905059479633/991f81b.gif

[humble anvil]

they got better at hiding back ships thats for sure

so perseus aint coming in the ptu until the day of RC

sigh

[tropic oyster]

RC?

[humble anvil]

maybe we'll see it november 15th

Release Candidate

[timid wind]

its crazy that they didnt even mention the perseus at all during the show

[humble anvil]

yeah

[agile kayak]

Just for that, January ship

[humble anvil]

Absolutely criminal

im hoping they do a tease

'see you at IAE'

like a 5 second

creek and the perseus flys by

[lone bloom]

https://tenor.com/view/this-is-outrageous-gif-18393476362145033923

Guys. I have a plan

https://tenor.com/view/execute-order66-order66-66-palpatine-star-wars-gif-20468321

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-anakin-skywalker-clones-clone-troopers-sith-gif-4289306

We gonna march to CIG headquarter

[tropic oyster]

maybe spam ts out of public chat

[lunar inlet]

maybe the ending scene is a tour of the percy

[lone bloom]

The hope dies only if the stream ends

[timid wind]

hold up

[lone bloom]

"now one last thing the perseus"

so they made the outro and now show still again new stuff hu?

[raven jetty]

Yess, larger content please.

[agile kayak]

well clearly they lied about the 2 hour time limit, ts still running for a while

Its not over til the lando sings

[round zodiac]

BEEM

[lone bloom]

nerfing caps already lmao xD

[humble anvil]

BEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

Vanduul Perseus Cannons

[timid wind]

that would be so sick xd

[lone bloom]

"Perseus Vanduul aftermarket upgrade"

[humble anvil]

this is like mid 2026

where the fuck is the perseus CIG

[lone bloom]

"yeah you fly into the station" - so something battlefront 2 did in 2016

[agile kayak]

this looks like gameplay perfect for the perseus, targets that need ballistics, and turrets that shred only capital ships

[round zodiac]

nyx will push back to mid, then this will push back to q3

[lone bloom]

"you have to move quickly"

I doubt

[minor field]

will we even get Pers at IAE atp

[azure fulcrum]

none of this is actual recorded gameplay its all a cinematic

yeah we're not getting this anytime soon

[lone bloom]

wow "same interface" as on stations

bro how lazy do you wanna be

[round zodiac]

that frequently unusable one

[lone bloom]

I mean yes its gamefied, and i don't mind that but we have the manuel refuel tech....

and manual rearm stuff is supposed to come too at some point so why the weird interface?

[round zodiac]

tractoring missiles onto exterior anchors is already a thing

[lone bloom]

i meant ballistic ammo reloading

not just missiles

mauler?

[humble anvil]

those are some big bombs

THERE SHE IS

[lone bloom]

there it is

[agile kayak]

ITS REAL

[lone bloom]

theyre not done yet

are they?

[fallow wharf]

its wild they didnt add perseus to that fight

at all

[azure fulcrum]

perseus got completely ignored

[minor field]

so sad

[lone bloom]

Its not over yet

https://tenor.com/view/padme-gif-24474700

[azure fulcrum]

its over

[coarse cloud]

Cries

[minor field]

[lone bloom]

its over

[coarse cloud]

Fuck this

[lone bloom]

we're cooked

[timid wind]

now for the IAE teaser

[minor field]

Perseus gonna be delayed to ILW instead of IAE

[timid wind]

lol no, its in the final phase

[minor field]

I feel like they would've at least teased it if it were coming at IAE

[lone bloom]

"next year the most exciting yet"

Brother

[coarse cloud]

I’m gunna cry

and melt the Perseus

[lone bloom]

did you saw your own cititzenscon?

[azure fulcrum]

we got nothing to look forward to

[raven jetty]

Wild

[vapid karma]

That was a waste of my time

[minor field]

Fr

[lone bloom]

"one last thing"

trust

[vapid karma]

Nah

It’s over

[azure fulcrum]

we got scammed

[timid wind]

thats it

[lone bloom]

@humble anvil

[azure fulcrum]

they got our money and now its just whatever I guess

[minor field]

how dare they do us like that

[timid wind]

well the good news is that they didnt talk about ANY future ships

only ones releasing right now

[lone bloom]

They really thought "yeah nyx will safe us"

[azure fulcrum]

yeah I guess

[fallow wharf]

paladin

[lone bloom]

Because they said they won't

[vapid karma]

Nyx was so lame

[brave night]

wtf

are they fr?

NO WORD

NOT A SINGLE ONE

[lone bloom]

[fallow wharf]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/92000849236066304/1422674609723146240/star-citizen-hot_dog.gif

fuming