off-topic-not-sc

[fierce wadi]

C47!

[golden yarrow]

I don’t know planes at all

[surreal pendant]

Iconic plane there

[golden yarrow]

But my grandfather mom dad and aunt are massive aviation people

[surreal pendant]

Theyre the main transport planes used by the USA

[marble sphinx]

"just use photogrametry bro"

[warm dome]

He goin for the tac nuke?

[surreal pendant]

They took part in all sorts of famous operations

[golden yarrow]

There’s a C17

[fierce wadi]

DCS WW2 stuff

[surreal pendant]

DCS = cring

[golden yarrow]

I’m going to the warbird area soon

[fierce wadi]

one of the perks of being me on the community, is that I own a lot of disposable income to spend on DCS itself

[surreal pendant]

[marble sphinx]

@surreal pendant

no u

[patent lintel]

I'm not British but is it a cool sauna?

[surreal pendant]

No me

[blazing gulch]

thats some BS i had literally posted my first message in a while and was immediately timed out

[fierce wadi]

so I own almost all content for DCS

[surreal pendant]

We already guessed right, its a screen

[marble sphinx]

no

guys

[vocal quarry]

time out the whole chat

[marble sphinx]

those are pixels

you nerds

[vocal quarry]

#star-citizen is dead channel to me

[marble sphinx]

[vocal quarry]

[surreal pendant]

Good

[mystic flint]

Meat.

[vocal quarry]

I am protesting the slow down

[surreal pendant]

Mmm meat inside me pls

[golden yarrow]

Just post planes

[balmy kettle]

Got timed out for saying furries aren't people they're dogs >:(

[umbral helm]

no it’s a lukewarm house

[surreal pendant]

And by that of course I mean eating meat and not whatever you were thinking of you perverts

[marble sphinx]

now all the people gonna start spamin here

[mystic flint]

What kind of meat?

I like putting steak with a1 sauce inside me

[lucid saddle]

Salmon or chicken

[surreal pendant]

Big meat

I'm fussy, I only take big meat

[fierce wadi]

save from 2 maps(Normandy and Nevada) and a few planes, like the trainers, C101, L39, the MiG15 jet, and some ww2 warbirds, namely the BF109, FW190 A8 and D9, Spitfire and P51

[mystic flint]

I typically eat small, lean slices

[surreal pendant]

Too small and ill laugh at it

[lucid saddle]

[patent lintel]

I've got 3 Berliner in front of me 🙃

[surreal pendant]

And then ask the chef to take it back

[umbral helm]

Caught in 4K

[mystic flint]

[mystic flint]

Planes!

[surreal pendant]

I'm merely talking about delicious meat that you would eat

[surreal pendant]

Idk why you would think I mean anything else

[mystic flint]

MORE planes!

[umbral helm]

I’m eating a glizzy rn I can’t talk

[mystic flint]

with condiments?

[umbral helm]

Yeah

[mystic flint]

and relish?

and diced onions?

[umbral helm]

Yes

Yes

[fierce wadi]

Dive bombing on a ww2 ship is intense

[mystic flint]

and.. how do you spell sauerkraut?

[fierce wadi]

close

[umbral helm]

Sauerkraut

[mystic flint]

yes there we go

[umbral helm]

I am part kraut

[mystic flint]

I am sour

[umbral helm]

We don’t talk about great grandmas family tho

[mystic flint]

[surreal pendant]

Get better aim

[lucid saddle]

Imma just

vibe here for a while, and check in #star-citizen later

[fierce wadi]

the issue was AA, not my aim

[surreal pendant]

This is why Japan used kamikazes

[fierce wadi]

besides, I fly mostly late cold war

[surreal pendant]

So bad pilots couldn't miss a dive bombing when you're basically licking the ship

Im just messing with you Mon ami

[fierce wadi]

this is the kind of thing we go against on the late cold war

[mystic flint]

Spooky clouds?

[lucid saddle]

Death!

[fierce wadi]

AA missiles

[mystic flint]

I'd rather fight spooky clouds.

[fierce wadi]

the S300 on the Pyotr, aka the volcano of hatred has a quite long range

its an S300F iirc

[vocal quarry]

And that’s why they got nuked

Twice

[fierce wadi]

I need to check the hard numbers, but its ~130km

[surreal pendant]

No thats not why they got nuked

[lucid saddle]

moving on

[vocal quarry]

Also you guys think hentai/anime would be this big if Japan never got nuked

[surreal pendant]

again, history revision, test is soon

[lucid saddle]

Im gonna have fun working on this roof area

[surreal pendant]

Niko so talented

[vocal quarry]

Listen

you need more drake elements in your design

@lucid saddle

[lucid saddle]

i spent 8+ years learning 3D modeling please kill me

[vocal quarry]

And you don’t work at cig?

[surreal pendant]

you should teach me some basics some time

[vocal quarry]

Wtf

[surreal pendant]

it looks interesting

[lucid saddle]

Imma apply at CIG once i re-do my portfolio

[vocal quarry]

Just try blender it’s ez

[lucid saddle]

it needs work

[vocal quarry]

👍

[lucid saddle]

and yeah ah use blender, its free its great i love it

[vocal quarry]

You gonna apply to ship team?

[lucid saddle]

yeah

thats the goal really

[surreal pendant]

yea okay thanks for the advice

[vocal quarry]

pls don’t make any origin ships

[surreal pendant]

ill come back when ive made an intricate ship using the powers of my mind

[lucid saddle]

IMMA hope i can stay in the alien ship area

[surreal pendant]

ill just imagine it and itll happen

totally dont need to learn how to use tools

anything

[lucid saddle]

God i wish i can just "imagine" something and it happens in the software

[surreal pendant]

well according to you guys its literally that easy

[vocal quarry]

Do you think I will get banned if I just talk about sc in #off-topic-not-sc @marble sphinx

[surreal pendant]

i just do the model

[mystic flint]

really easy to visualize
really fucking hard to actually make

[surreal pendant]

no teaching needed

[lucid saddle]

I MEAN

[unreal dune]

You won't

[vocal quarry]

[unreal dune]

SC can be talked about here

[lucid saddle]

in a sense right we can talk abuot anything here since its "off-topic" from main chat

[vocal quarry]

Nice 👍

[lucid saddle]

and also what dusk said

[golden yarrow]

My arm is starting to get full lol

[lucid saddle]

HA

[unreal dune]

[vocal quarry]

Bro when you gonna shoot guns

[mystic flint]

you're running out of band capacity

[surreal pendant]

niko ive got blender open, ive clicked 10 times and the model hasnt formed in front of my eyes

[golden yarrow]

Waiting on line for a flight simulator

[lucid saddle]

If your interested in learning 3D modeling and what not i can send you a couple of links to where you can get started / learn

[vocal quarry]

👍

[surreal pendant]

what am i doing wrong, origin hater said it was that easy

[golden yarrow]

I go and shoot whenever I want to

[lucid saddle]

[golden yarrow]

More when I can afford ammo at the time

[fierce wadi]

know what's scary?

[surreal pendant]

me

[mystic flint]

meat

[surreal pendant]

rarrr

[golden yarrow]

Foxi

[fierce wadi]

Night mission, VR, tracers

[golden yarrow]

Foxi is very scary

[surreal pendant]

o3o

[lucid saddle]

HA

[unreal dune]

I love VR

[fierce wadi]

[lucid saddle]

leh abuot to go MIA

[orchid urchin]

aight

time to play beat saber

[golden yarrow]

VR is really fun but I can’t play it more than an hour

[lucid saddle]

heyo sparky

[fierce wadi]

DCS in VR is quite the experience

[golden yarrow]

ITS TIME

WHOOOO

[mystic flint]

I miss playing pavlov

[orchid urchin]

[vocal quarry]

Yea but military guns cooler

[lucid saddle]

i wish i had VR

[mystic flint]

I love lighting people on fire with a propane torch

[umbral helm]

No you don’t

VR is extremely overrated

[vocal quarry]

But why

[umbral helm]

TrackIR or Tobii is superior for games like DCS imo

[orchid urchin]

do i have to answer?

[unreal dune]

Beat Saber is excellent

[umbral helm]

The only real advantage is turning 360

[fierce wadi]

it goes from person to person tbh

[mystic flint]

actually fuck it, i'm gonna go play VR. Got a new room so I should accidentally break my wall stabbing someone a little less

[fierce wadi]

VR has the advantage of dept perception, you can track enemies more easily in dogfights

[vocal quarry]

Yea

Why play beat saber over SC

[umbral helm]

Ah fair point yea

[fierce wadi]

Mirage my beloved

[mystic flint]

Because one is SC, and one is anything but SC

[orchid urchin]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-dont-think-i-will-captain-america-old-capt-gif-17162888

[vocal quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-gif-23861497

[unreal dune]

I can be having fun within 2 minutes instead of 30-60

[mystic flint]

[vocal quarry]

Idk that kinda sounds like a skill issue

[unreal dune]

You know it, scrublord

[vocal quarry]

@golden yarrow

[fierce wadi]

dedicated bombers are cringe

long live to multirole aircraft

[vocal quarry]

Why

They carried the war

[surreal pendant]

ball turret, i invite death

[fierce wadi]

you can carry more than 2 tons of bombs on a simple single seater fighter with very precise computers

[vocal quarry]

Position 1 for me

[lucid saddle]

Postion 2, i like being a Navi

[fierce wadi]

you only need a single bomb to destroy something you previously had to use a fleet of bombers

[vocal quarry]

we talking ww2 here leh not today

[surreal pendant]

cowgirl would be my personal fave position though

[lucid saddle]

[surreal pendant]

on a b17 of course

[vocal quarry]

A lot of People picked that

idk why

[tall creek]

Ass gunner, I face death head on

[vocal quarry]

🤨

[vocal quarry]

👍

[lucid saddle]

Having a gun ringing in my ear for hours on end would be annoying, probably the most shot at "area"

being a Navi lets me pick the course to tell the pilot GO HERE FUCK BOI

[vocal quarry]

[vocal quarry]

True

[tall creek]

I want to stare death in the face as it blows the tail of the plane off

[fierce wadi]

[unreal dune]

[marble sphinx]

[tall creek]

Bonk

[vocal quarry]

wew

[marble sphinx]

Exactly.

wew.

[fierce wadi]

more Mirage 2000C

[surreal pendant]

:3

[golden yarrow]

Planes

Whooo

[surreal pendant]

plins

[vocal quarry]

Planes sucks

I like boats

[fierce wadi]

F-16

[hexed jay]

i LOVE cars

vrooooom

[lucid saddle]

Fuck cars!

[hexed jay]

https://tenor.com/view/drift-drifting-car-track-race-gif-9708585

[lucid saddle]

cars are stupid

[golden yarrow]

These things look mean as hell

[hexed jay]

FUCK YOU!

[lucid saddle]

[hexed jay]

why sir

do you want to play with my feelings

that is not nice

[lucid saddle]

I HAVE VERY GOOD reason to actually hate cars

[hexed jay]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-gif-23568560

[hexed jay]

oh

tell me now 👀

[unreal dune]

Cars are fine. Car-dependant infrastructures are awful

[hexed jay]

ooof

[lucid saddle]

all this wasted space......

[hexed jay]

what do you think of Tesla's

[lucid saddle]

we build our citys around the car....

[hexed jay]

LOL

xd

is that your reason?

sorry

if it''s legit, i understand

[lucid saddle]

like the car is cool dont get me wrong

but holy fucking shit

that shit is awful

[marble sphinx]

I was eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeexxxxxxxxxxxaaaaaaaaaaaactly riiiiiiighht here once.

[lucid saddle]

HA

[hexed jay]

honestly, it's necessary

you need a car to transport

[lucid saddle]

I mean yeah for day to day shit yeah

[hexed jay]

but the bigger issue really is

[lucid saddle]

you need a car for transport

[hexed jay]

are you gonna use a car to move from a place to another place that takes 15 mins?

id' rather walk

[tall creek]

Cars are cool, cities built around cars are not

[marble sphinx]

Youre from barcelona or what? @lucid saddle

[fierce wadi]

Hmm

[hexed jay]

but yes, i love cars, theyr'e cool

racing especially

[lucid saddle]

Racing cars are pretty damn cool

[lucid saddle]

Nah

[hexed jay]

indeed

the sound

[umbral helm]

A 15 minute drive is like an hour+ walk

[lucid saddle]

US

[hexed jay]

it's more like 45 mins walk tbh, cuz of the pavement

[marble sphinx]

oh so it was just a random spain image?

[hexed jay]

unless you're in the US

[lucid saddle]

[hexed jay]

cuz idk US well

but in Europe

cars can be problematic

because.... they're not really needed

[marble sphinx]

Ban cars

deal?

deal.

[hexed jay]

we have so many accessible options

[tall creek]

Dead

[hexed jay]

in Europe that it's really silly

[fierce wadi]

car centric infrastructure is shit

[lucid saddle]

^

[fierce wadi]

its awful urban design

[hexed jay]

but to go from Manchester to London, you'll need a car for sure

[minor blaze]

How can you hate cars. Theyr amazing

[tall creek]

Nah that's an early morning stroll

[hexed jay]

😳

why are u tempting me

[fierce wadi]

Trains>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[lucid saddle]

The actual "design" and engineering behide a car is amazing

[hexed jay]

https://tenor.com/view/ford-gt-squat-gif-18814986

[lucid saddle]

I hate the fuck out of car ubran design

[hexed jay]

my fav car

ford gt

[lucid saddle]

where your city is 70% roads & parking

[hexed jay]

TRAINS ARE SO BORING

[minor blaze]

I live in Rural oklahoma. What do I do

[tall creek]

Fuck cars, take tanks to work

[lucid saddle]

[hexed jay]

never

[fierce wadi]

Apoochie

[hexed jay]

i'd rather take a jeep

over a pershing

i can drift with a jeep

[minor blaze]

My race car goes round round baby round round

[fierce wadi]

The Apache is surprisingly not hard to fly

[hexed jay]

[tall creek]

Jeep unironically probably worse mileage than some tankettes

[lucid saddle]

Unironically yeah

[hexed jay]

idk jeeps very well but i'll take ur word

[lucid saddle]

I should get a tank

[hexed jay]

i should get uhhhh

BAR

[fierce wadi]

this was made in collaboration with the US Army, the AH64D

[hexed jay]

the LMG

[lucid saddle]

in 7-06?

[hexed jay]

what's 7-06

a bullet?

[lucid saddle]

I THINK?

[hexed jay]

idk

whatever ammo that fits into the BAR

[lucid saddle]

i know like the bar shoots some werid ass bullet in odd 6 rounds

[tall creek]

You could get one, just replace the tracks with rubber ones and disable the gun barrel and it a street legal vehicle in the US

[hexed jay]

wait really

i'm talking about uhhh

[unreal dune]

I thought the BAR was .30-06

[hexed jay]

M1918

[lucid saddle]

YES!

.30-06

[hexed jay]

IT'S GOT 20 ROUNDS

NOT 6

[tall creek]

Weird ass round
It was the standard for like 50 years

[lucid saddle]

THE BAR IS A FULL AUTO GARAND RIFLE

[hexed jay]

YES

[lucid saddle]

ITS WERID AS SHIT

[hexed jay]

THE BAR IS BASICALLY

M1G

I LOVE IT

[umbral helm]

30-06 is still used

[hexed jay]

IT'S SO GOOD

[lucid saddle]

IT IS

[hexed jay]

but stg44 is even better

[lucid saddle]

[hexed jay]

it's literally the first assault rifle

[tall creek]

I meant military standard

[umbral helm]

Oh true

[hexed jay]

ww2 realistic game 😳

[umbral helm]

Magnum sells a 30-06 revolver

I should conceal carry it

[tall creek]

It had some, issues

[lucid saddle]

SO The like state portal fella like who was the unit leader? or something

he came to my house one day

and saw i had a shotgun and went
Him: you know how to use that?

Me: not entirely, but its for defense in the house

[hexed jay]

yo

you have a shotgun

bruh

[lucid saddle]

HE THEN PROCEEDED to give me a 20 minute run down on guns and how to use the shotgun i have

[hexed jay]

don't stay anywhere near me LOL

[lucid saddle]

I HAD A PANIC when he started racking a ton of the rounds

[minor blaze]

The FM isn’t complete. Last I flew it VRS wasn’t implemented

[lucid saddle]

and started pumping them out one by one

i was like "ohshit"

[umbral helm]

I need to get a shotgun

[hexed jay]

DUDE

[marble sphinx]

ewwwwwwwwwww guns

[tall creek]

Oo

[hexed jay]

DON'T EVER

[marble sphinx]

[hexed jay]

COME TO EUROPE

[umbral helm]

Only shotgun I have is a franchi affinity for 3gun

[lucid saddle]

[umbral helm]

Or shooting trap

[fierce wadi]

from what people who actually flew the Apache irl, like Casmo, the heli is not that bad, that said, personally, I like the Mi24 more

[hexed jay]

i swear if you come to Europe we're gonna find ways to kick you out of it

[umbral helm]

I have no desire to go to Europe

[hexed jay]

oh good

[umbral helm]

You guys don’t have AC

[marble sphinx]

Good

[umbral helm]

or ice water

[hexed jay]

just... it's so weird to see weapons

like

bro imagine

[minor blaze]

Same. I’m a hind whore

[fierce wadi]

the Mi24 is glorious

[hexed jay]

someone holding a pistol at you

like

[umbral helm]

I live in Baltimore

Not really a rare occurrence lol

[hexed jay]

bruh

[umbral helm]

More illegal guns here than legal guns

[hexed jay]

i'm glad i'm not in US LOL

woah

xD

[umbral helm]

The squeegee boys here now carry home made firearms

[lucid saddle]

i feel the same way as you do

[hexed jay]

..............

[lucid saddle]

i only have a shotgun for home defense

[hexed jay]

phew

[minor blaze]

Ignore the yakb-12.7….it Shouldn’t have both

[hexed jay]

that's better than carrying it around LOL

[lucid saddle]

yeah i dont carry it with me or anything like that

[umbral helm]

They were beating on a guys car in the past few weeks and when he got out, they shot him. This is why I conceal carry

[lucid saddle]

its Strictly home defense

[hexed jay]

i also place my knives around my home just in case, for self defence

[lucid saddle]

yeah

[hexed jay]

that no one really knows where

[lucid saddle]

i do have a 9mm pistol for like LAST RESORT DEFENSE

incase i cant get to the shotgun

[hexed jay]

pls keep it only for self defence

imagine a child

[lucid saddle]

100%

[hexed jay]

took it

and like

accidentally triggered it man

[lucid saddle]

I keep the ammo in a separate area from the guns to prevent things like that

[hexed jay]

i really can't imagine ymself having children in US when i know people have weapons ,scares me LOL

[lucid saddle]

im the only person in the house who knows where the two weapons AND Ammo is

[minor blaze]

I like to party

[tall creek]

grab yourself a working t-34/85 for £120 000

[hexed jay]

pls make sure you're the only one who knows it, not even ur gf!

[lucid saddle]

THATS CHEAP

[hexed jay]

bro get out of here

[lucid saddle]

THATS A CAR!

[minor blaze]

Top one is a 12 gauge

[lucid saddle]

JOKES ON YOU I DONT HAVE A GF

[hexed jay]

BUT STILL WHEN YOU HAVE A GF

[umbral helm]

Tiny boy every day carry

[hexed jay]

IN THE FUTURE

YOU NEVER KNO

[lucid saddle]

I DOUBT IT HONESTLY

MY LUCK WITH GETTING A GF IS PISS POOR

[tall creek]

it's fully functional, except the gun i'd imagine

[hexed jay]

LISTEN MAN YOU NVER KNOW, WE HAVE SO MANY FISH IN THE WORLD IT'S UNBELIEVABLE

THERE ARE LIKE ALMOST 8 BILLIONS PPL

1/3 OF THEM ARE WAHMEN

[tall creek]

1/2

[hexed jay]

WELL I AM EXCLUDING CHILDREN

[lucid saddle]

OUT OF those 8BILLION 6 turned me down saying "I was a brother to them"

[hexed jay]

honestly

who cares about them tbh

one woman will find you

[fierce wadi]

Another heli I quite like is the Gazelle

[hexed jay]

just be patient :P

[minor blaze]

I want to build this. The clap an intruder with it

[hexed jay]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

nice paint

xd

[tall creek]

you could get a chieftain recovery for £32500
no turret but it's still a chieftain hull

[umbral helm]

This is my main home defense

Pitbull shepherd husky

[hexed jay]

oh yes

dogs are actually good

[tall creek]

which is incredibly bloody cheap

[lucid saddle]

loading a pic of my shotgun real quick

ITS UNLOADED

[hexed jay]

honestly i wouldn't be surprised if you don't need a weapon when you have a dog that knows what it's doing xD

[lucid saddle]

So theres no need to panic

[lucid saddle]

oh for sure

i dont give two cares in the world abuot relationships anymore really

but it does bug me a lil bit at times

anyways here shotty

that shit gun holds like 9 rounds

[hexed jay]

BRUH

[lucid saddle]

and im like "why though"

[hexed jay]

IF YOU HOLD LIKE THAT

i'll be like

[umbral helm]

The only time I’ve used a firearm for any sort of home defense was about a year ago, there was a methhead who broke down my fence and was chasing my dog around at like 11PM. I ran outside with an AK and told him I’d much rather fight a home defense case than put my dog down for biting.

[lucid saddle]

ITS UNLOADED

[hexed jay]

"dude you gonan kill me? ok tell me what you want, i'll obey"

[umbral helm]

And then he fucked off

[lucid saddle]

there hasnt been a bullet in the chamber in 7 months

[fierce wadi]

found this, night time rescue op on my gazelle

[tall creek]

ay yo?

[umbral helm]

In America it’s always better to make sure someone who broke in isn’t alive if you defend yourself in anyway, unfortunately :/

[balmy kettle]

N-Niko has a gun?!

[minor blaze]

The Americans have entered the trenches

[umbral helm]

Bc they can sue you

[hexed jay]

man i hate when people break into your privacy area

like srsly

[lucid saddle]

i have a shotgun yes

[umbral helm]

I didn’t care that he was in my yard tbh I was just afraid my dog would stop being playful and I’d have to put him down for biting. I’m putting down a person before I put my dog down lmao.

[balmy kettle]

Jesus, fair enough! Live in LA by any chance lmfao?

[umbral helm]

You can’t use castle doctrine for your yard

[umbral helm]

Naw Baltimore

So same

[lucid saddle]

I AM doing correct gun safetly

[balmy kettle]

Note to self. Dont fuck with Niko

[hexed jay]

WHAT IF YOU'RE NOT

READ MANUAL

[lucid saddle]

ITS A SELF DEFENSE GUN

[hexed jay]

PANIC PANIC

[lucid saddle]

[balmy kettle]

sure sure

[hexed jay]

[lucid saddle]

I MAY BE AMERICAN, BUT I DONT carry the thing anywhere with me

[umbral helm]

My dog is my life I’d get like 3rd degree mortal burns to save him if there was a house fire 🥺

[lucid saddle]

its just for home defense

since i live in the middle of no where

[hexed jay]

damn how do you even get food

just wondering

[lucid saddle]

i go to the market

which is a 30 minute drive

[hexed jay]

how long from ur place to the market?

BRUH

WOW

[lucid saddle]

I

look

[hexed jay]

literally.... 5-10 mins drive for me

[umbral helm]

I want to eventually buy and build property in Virginia or somewhere out in the country of the DMV area but I am deathly afraid of living in the middle of nowhere bc of crazies at night

[hexed jay]

even less than that

damn

[lucid saddle]

the town i live in is "medium" ish size

[minor blaze]

This is my current work in progress. It’s an original para builders frame I picked up years ago. Custom cut slab slide. Gonna be changed in .460 Rowland for concealed carry.

[lucid saddle]

there is a market here thats like 5 minutes

[umbral helm]

That’s a beaut

[lucid saddle]

but the better/bigger market i go to is 30 minutes and carriers everything i buy

[hexed jay]

how about this

SABERS

[umbral helm]

For most American gun owners it’s quite literally a shiny things and “o shoot targets at the range” hobby

I enjoy working on firearms more than I do shooting them :V

[lucid saddle]

Saber what

[hexed jay]

wait

whoops

i meant sabre sword

[umbral helm]

That’s fine, everyone has different tastes. I’m not here to turn on anyone

[hexed jay]

i actually love sabre sword

[minor blaze]

Thanks! It’s been a long time coming. I have 5 1911s. I love them so much

[umbral helm]

My girlfriend likes the hobby and she’s all I need to worry about in the “turn on” department.

[tall creek]

i heard swords

[umbral helm]

That’s like 5 world wars

[lucid saddle]

oh i agree 100% with you

[umbral helm]

Oh I thought u meant lightsabers

[hexed jay]

idk why but i really like ancient wars

[balmy kettle]

You're saying you get turned on in an SC server?

[umbral helm]

I want to buy a lightsaber

Can’t justify the cost to my gf rn

[hexed jay]

[lucid saddle]

legit i didnt even want to get a gun myself but the town Sharif kept insisting i do

[umbral helm]

I bought like 6 Disney lightsabers but they suck

[balmy kettle]

Tell her its for work

[hexed jay]

DISNEY

[minor blaze]

I don’t think there will ever be a war that the 1911 doesn’t participate it. It’s immortal at this point

[hexed jay]

💀

[umbral helm]

If you ever go to Disney world, the only saber worth buying is the build your own

I wonder if I can convert the Disney hilts to proffie/neo pixel

[lucid saddle]

I got hit by a blunt sword once

guy dropped it out of the like car

and it smacked me upside down the head

[hexed jay]

did you get a cut

BRUH

WF

damn

that sounds painful man

[balmy kettle]

You shoot him back?

[lucid saddle]

It was like getting hit by a metal pole

it was blunt

[tall creek]

this is an entire sport

[minor blaze]

Always wanted a gladius

[lucid saddle]

[minor blaze]

Use a bullet not your hand

[hexed jay]

no

a real man uses hands

cmon

fight me

[lucid saddle]

IF ya didnt read my message the town sheriff legit went out of his way to get me a "home defense" weapon, because he was super concerned for me and my family etc in terms of safety

[hexed jay]

with bare hands

[lucid saddle]

LEGIT

[minor blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-guy-shooting-gun-gun-shot-gif-15114243

[hexed jay]

WHY U WEAK

.-.

[lucid saddle]

he came to my house went "why dont you have anything for home defense?"

i told him i had a bat!

[tall creek]

give give give give

[lucid saddle]

Ayo?

[hexed jay]

if i see that i'm stealing it

not gonna sell it

[lucid saddle]

do it!

i like glaives and polearms alot

[minor blaze]

I’m American. I eat cheeseburgers and invest in brass and lead

[hexed jay]

this is an arab sword

just look at it

[tall creek]

you can try, it's 6 feet long

[hexed jay]

so good

[balmy kettle]

Im more of a Rapier guy

[lucid saddle]

yeah

[hexed jay]

6 feet long nani

[tall creek]

it's a poleaxe it's long

[summer tartan]

I feel like I’d rather use a gun

[tall creek]

not quite pike long, but still ong

ooo

[lucid saddle]

nice

[hexed jay]

i'll buy it for £1

pls

[balmy kettle]

Something tells me youve killed a man

[lucid saddle]

thats actually really cool

[hexed jay]

maybe is hould just like

get a collection of dangerous swords

[lucid saddle]

[hexed jay]

and use them to my advantage

[tall creek]

and for you weebs

[minor blaze]

I don’t know why any one fears guns. I’m more afraid of getting stabbed….probably cause I had a knife go through my foot.

[hexed jay]

katana sword is hot

[balmy kettle]

i mean bullets are like tiny knifes

[minor blaze]

That detector must be fried. The room is full of them

[hexed jay]

it's just... weapons are big

but swords

they require skills

and you have to use the right power and whatnot

to actually slice a hooman body

[minor blaze]

The knife that went through my foot was not tiny. It was a fuken beef cake

[balmy kettle]

oof

[lucid saddle]

im very against them myself since a few accidents happened to family, and a nephew was killed so yeah

[balmy kettle]

skill issue

[hexed jay]

but yes.... getting stabbed

bleeding out

sounds horrible

[lucid saddle]

it is

[hexed jay]

imagine getting stabbed in the liver

and blood bursts out

like damn....

[lucid saddle]

i mean i nearly passed out from blood loss once!

^

[hexed jay]

🤐

damn...

[lucid saddle]

okay okay lemme explain

[balmy kettle]

But hey, if you guys like swords and have a vr headset check out blade & sorcery

[lucid saddle]

i worked as a Lumber jack for like two years

[hexed jay]

i also witnessed my little brother's head bleeding out, idk how it was bleeding out but

[umbral helm]

My biggest fear is blowing my dong off bc I carry at the appendix. It’d be so embarrassing to be mugged and then try and draw on someone but blow off my wiener. I’d die of embarrassment before blood loss.

[hexed jay]

that was freaking scary man

[tall creek]

a real sword is cheaper than a vr headset here

[lucid saddle]

and one of the REALLY HEAVY DUTY EQUIPTMENT with like sharp as fuck blades on it

[hexed jay]

he was only a few years old

[lucid saddle]

with a sign saying "DO NOT TOUCH"

[umbral helm]

Blade and sorcery with lightsabers is dope

[hexed jay]

and omg i watched a video that.... LITERALLY

A MAN CHOPPED HIS FINGERS LIKE IT'S NOTHING

[umbral helm]

I wish Disney would release a proper lightsaber VR game

[minor blaze]

I’ve been handling firearms since I was six. Family tradition. Every one in my family Carry’s.

[hexed jay]

like wtf??????

[balmy kettle]

ikr! My go to anger management

[lucid saddle]

i tripped and it like cut my back open by a lot, but i didnt feel it at all

[hexed jay]

and he didn't even scream

he was shocked

like it actually happened

[fierce wadi]

[umbral helm]

I said mugged, as in I am getting mugged.

[lucid saddle]

i want to get that game

but i need a VR headset

[umbral helm]

I don’t think Europeans understand what Baltimore is like :V

[balmy kettle]

idk about your economy but in theory you should be able to get a quest 2 for relatively cheap

[umbral helm]

Baltimore is like a GTA RP server

[hexed jay]

bro just the fact that US has weapons alone scares me enough, no way i'm gonan visit Baltimore

[minor blaze]

Dear god. I’ve never been able to bring my self to carry appendix. 1911 at 4oclock IWB.

[tall creek]

hehe yeah no
not in south africa

[balmy kettle]

oof

[umbral helm]

Literally do not understand why people move to Baltimore or visit Baltimore for vacations and shit.

But they do

[hexed jay]

BRUH

why

are they masochists

[tall creek]

a used one? i could get a quest 1 for like $60 converted, but i dont trust used sellers here

[fierce wadi]

jUsT mOvE oUt

[tall creek]

one day

[minor blaze]

Come out to oklahoma. I’ll take you to the range. You can shoot a machine gun. It’s amazing

[tall creek]

hopefully

[umbral helm]

hIsToRiCaL bAlTiMoRe

[balmy kettle]

Mate i live in the UK and im scared to go through some sketchy places. Got held at knifepoint once. Was not pleasant

[hexed jay]

man as soon as i touch that weapon oen thing i'll know in my head - "what if i just aim at the guy next to me?" xD

[balmy kettle]

That being said i would like to shoot a gun at some point

[fierce wadi]

Don't the UK makes it easier to get a citizenship if you live in a country that used to be a part of the empire?

[hexed jay]

oh man, that doesn't sound nice :/

my cousin got beaten up in Manchester, clsoe to where i live

and he was bleeding

like fuck that

there are lots of rough people in UK

[umbral helm]

I would never visit the UK because I’ve seen y’all’s food. I’d rather get shot by someone in Baltimore or my face eaten by a Florida bath salts crackhead than eat British food

[minor blaze]

Every one thinks that. That’s why we hunt. I’ll take you to our ranch. I can find you a wild hog to shoot.

Before any one asks. Wild hogs are invasive and so damaging we hunt them from helicopters

[hexed jay]

yeah that's kinda true to an extent, but idk about now tbh, before it was easy to migrate to UK especially in 1900s after ww2

[umbral helm]

Hogs suck

They’re the only animal I hunt other than the occasional deer trip

[hexed jay]

you know what, i'm up for the challenge

[minor blaze]

Literally kill 90-150 every time they come out. Fuckers breed so fast it’s impossible to do more then dent their population

[hexed jay]

if ww3 happens, might be a good idea to prepare, you never know right?

[umbral helm]

I used to feel bad about shooting deer but they’re so overpopulated here

[minor blaze]

^^^

[balmy kettle]

if ww3 happens im going to a little backwater island with a generator and just play sc until it ends

[hexed jay]

the only good thing about UK is we have lots of international restaurants.... we are literally being carried by immigrants (in a good way)

[tall creek]

not for south africa afaik, we kinda had that whole apartheid thing
though the netherlands was accepting south africans easier a few years ago

[fierce wadi]

implying the servers would stay up

[hexed jay]

because the british food itself is...

okish

but indian food?

[fierce wadi]

oh, I see

[hexed jay]

hel lyes

[fierce wadi]

From Brazil we have no easy way out

[balmy kettle]

Ah yeah good point. Fuck i wouldnt even be able to play steam games then

[fierce wadi]

nobody wants us 😭

[minor blaze]

Yeah we do

Oh wait

[hexed jay]

if ww3 happens i'll likely enlist because... i don't want others to rape our women and children :(

[balmy kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/crane-brazil-grab-poor-car-gif-17372636

[minor blaze]

No I stand by that.

[hexed jay]

come to UK man

[minor blaze]

All my Brazilian friends are lovely

[balmy kettle]

Yeah tbf i'd probably do the same

[minor blaze]

Buuuuut y’all are crazy from the second y’all enter the bar. Like Jesus.

[umbral helm]

Loud ass shot timer

[hexed jay]

oh don't get me started about the pubs

we are so fat

[fierce wadi]

well, my partner is from the US

[minor blaze]

I don’t drink with Brazilians. Legit the only time I thought I was gonna die.

[fierce wadi]

so there's a chance

[hexed jay]

its embarrassing, we should be healthy, but going to the pub disappoints me

seeing ppl with beer belly

[balmy kettle]

Yup, its the reason i only drink on special occasions

[umbral helm]

Europeans tend to be a lot skinnier than Americans

[minor blaze]

When you try to rob jerry miculek, this is the last thing you hear

[umbral helm]

We have shit nutrition education

[umbral helm]

Lmao

[hexed jay]

man

i am shocked with statistics

[umbral helm]

I didn’t learn about carbs calories etc until college

[hexed jay]

damn...

[umbral helm]

I lost 35 pounds my freshman year

Went from 190 to 155

[balmy kettle]

jesus wtf? I learnt that shit in primary school

[hexed jay]

same :/

[umbral helm]

Just from proper dieting and nutrition

[minor blaze]

Americans are taught nutrition in elementary school…..a pity we never remember that shit

[umbral helm]

^

Also we have much more expensive fresh produce and healthy food in general

Vegetables are expensive as fuck

And I live in a farm state

[minor blaze]

I’m 34. Been working out since I was 12. Gym 4-5 times a week. It makes me sad when I go to the mall.

[hexed jay]

oh yes, organic stuff is also expensive

[balmy kettle]

oof at that point just grow your own

[hexed jay]

not too expensive but just expensive in general

idk how... fast foods become a thing :/

they're so bad

[umbral helm]

I think fast food should be banned or required to be healthy serving sizes with whole nutrition

Many Americans eat fast food multiple times a day

[hexed jay]

100%

[umbral helm]

With multiple servings of large soda

[hexed jay]

fast food is so addictive

[minor blaze]

Yeah. We spend about 200 on grocery’s a week. Wife’s a masters in dietetics. Organic healthy food is definitly expensive in the us

[balmy kettle]

They're alright if you only have them once in a while. I usually have a Nandos are five guys once or twice a year but when i do i feel like im at the top of the world

[hexed jay]

and there is a reason for itt being addictive... people need to make money

[brazen jay]

Dominos recently started posting calorie information, 2500 calories for a medium pizza 💀

[hexed jay]

yeah, having them once per week or month or whatever is ok tbh, it's just more of they become an everyday thing

[umbral helm]

I only drink Diet Coke or diet sprite if I drink a soda, and that alone is terrible, I cannot understand why people drink a standard American large soda size. It’s like fucking 18 ounces of soda.

A McDonalds large is 30 ounces

[hexed jay]

wtf

[minor blaze]

The biggest problem in the us is everything is fried….or cooked in heavy oil

[hexed jay]

coconut oil

if you guys get coconut oil, it's actually good

[umbral helm]

Also everything is between bread

And none of our meals are whole

People looked at me weird in college dining halls bc I paired almost every meal with a full serving of spinach

[minor blaze]

America is build on carbs

[umbral helm]

When I lost all my weight I literally would just eat a full serving of spinach and other leafy greens before even building my plate/meal in college

[hexed jay]

damn

[balmy kettle]

y

[umbral helm]

And drink a full glass of water

[hexed jay]

how can food make you overweight, it's crazy to just think about it

[umbral helm]

Satiates most hunger

[minor blaze]

More insane???

[hexed jay]

it's nto depressing, it's.. the reality

[balmy kettle]

What would you rather us talk about? Lmfao

[hexed jay]

we need to talk about it so we can learn to avoid it

[umbral helm]

“Most depressing shit” this is a daily reality

[hexed jay]

because that thing is really bad

[umbral helm]

…

[minor blaze]

Guys we gotta protect foxi’s mental state. Shift gears. Unicorns and shit

[hexed jay]

bro what 💀

[umbral helm]

Wtf is your problem?

[balmy kettle]

..........MF what?

[hexed jay]

[umbral helm]

Why come in and disrupt a flowing conversation

[minor blaze]

Do it. I’m a disciple of the dark web

[umbral helm]

Self centered and narcissistic

[hexed jay]

ahh man, is execution an everyday thing? xD

i am laughing

ngl

[umbral helm]

Execution == talking about eating healthy

[hexed jay]

xD

[minor blaze]

Here ya go cheer up

[brazen jay]

turned himself into a precision munition, funniest shit I've ever seen

[minor blaze]

“Look morty! I turned myself into a missile!”

[umbral helm]

It was a piss poor analogy

[hexed jay]

[balmy kettle]

I mean with the amount of fast food americans eat we might aswell be talking about executions

[minor blaze]

I would pay extra money for this skin on my missiles in SC

[balmy kettle]

they already have enough scams

[brazen jay]

S5 star kitten meowssile

[umbral helm]

The worst part about the obesity epidemic and fast food is that it’s not really a lot of people’s fault, a lot of them can only afford fast food. Opportunity Cost + Price of Fast Food = cheaper than going to a grocery store and cooking for many americans

[hexed jay]

begone

[umbral helm]

But the country isn’t ready for that convo

[minor blaze]

I promote fat shaming. I get shit for it every time but it’s the only thing that motivates people anymore to eat healthy. Intervene or they never change.

Run everyday. Exercise regularly and eat healthy or you will have a gravity well

[umbral helm]

Idk about fat shaming per se, people shouldn’t be allowed to be delusional like Lizzo though

Like it’s ok to be positive about yourself

And I don’t think you should be insulted and shit

[minor blaze]

I guess not straight up shaming buuut something needs to be said.

[umbral helm]

But I don’t think it’s healthy to say “I’m 40% body fat and I’m fine with it”

[hexed jay]

yes, i am up for fat shaming too, in a good way btw (not like "you're so fat hahhaha" but more of "cmon dude, losing weight will help you, you'll make yourself more masculine and attractive, let's get back to work!")

[minor blaze]

Like education needs to be pushed muuuuch harder

[umbral helm]

Ya not so much fat shaming more like healthy living enabling

[balmy kettle]

disagree with the fat shaming but people who constantly justify being obese and saying they're healthy do need some motivation

[umbral helm]

Fat people know they’re fat I don’t think they need to be put down any more

I was fat once

It sucks

[hexed jay]

yeah

i understand

motivation goes a long way

[umbral helm]

Motivation and not being embarrassed to go to the gym are huge factors

[hexed jay]

people really need it nowadays

[balmy kettle]

oof yeah i was too. Started doing a home workout though because a mate gave me some tips and i feel really good about myself

[umbral helm]

Also people need to be ok with not lifting heavy in the gym

[minor blaze]

I’m not saying make some one feel like shit. But motivate them more then just saying they will feel better if Theyr healthy.

[umbral helm]

Some of the sexiest people I know literally do not lift heavy at all and cannot lift heavy

They just do cardio and lift for volume

[hexed jay]

oh man, going to the gym can bedifficult for me, it's hard for me to lower my gaze because women have nice body there 😂 but i try my best to avoid them, i wish there were male gyms and female gyms, but that's just me tbh

[umbral helm]

Time under tension + high volume = easy approach to weightlifting for weight loss / looking good

[minor blaze]

I use to bench 315. 2 torn shoulders and a back injury later it’s all about maintaining and not pushing the limits anymore

[hexed jay]

(not being sexist, i respect women going to the gym, everybody needs gym)

[umbral helm]

I injured my back ego lifting with dead lifts and power cleaning

[minor blaze]

Muscled women are the hottest.

[hexed jay]

fr fr man...

like cmon 🥵

[umbral helm]

rn I’m a bit fatter than usual bc my gf has a weight problem and I’m trying to get her to a healthy weight so I tend to eat with her every meal lol.

[minor blaze]

I feel that. I bulged a disk to the point my doctor told me I had to stop immediately or I was gonna rupture my disc

[umbral helm]

She’s super underweight

Ya it’s cheaper to eat shitty

[hexed jay]

damn, you helping her is really cool dude

respect

[umbral helm]

Yup

[hexed jay]

spouses should work together, nowadays i keep hearing divorces on the rise

it's sad

[balmy kettle]

Yeah respect man

[lucid saddle]

Oh fast food is hell

[minor blaze]

He’s a hero

[lucid saddle]

Try going full organic its so damn expensive

[hexed jay]

ikr :/

[lucid saddle]

BUT i dont have a choice since its the only things i can actually eat now

[hexed jay]

more expensive than fast food, it's ridiculous

[balmy kettle]

Dont think i could ever go vegan. Half my diet is made up of meat

[hexed jay]

just imagine tho

[lucid saddle]

I legit tried drinking a soda again after drinking only water for like 8 years

[hexed jay]

organic vegetables and organic meat in organic bread

[lucid saddle]

i puked instantly

[hexed jay]

better than fast food

😍

[lucid saddle]

i legit cannot eat fast food unless i want puke then and there

[umbral helm]

Imma get her to be muscled up. She started at 92 pounds, 5’7” when I met her 3 years ago . She’s up to 110 now. Sorority lifestyle is really unhealthy for girls, being too skinny is not healthy either.

[minor blaze]

I’m sure your already on it but I recommend mass gainer and daily weight lifting. My wife when from a petit 105 to 145 benching 185. Women can put on muscle at a shocking speed when they hit the gym hard

[lucid saddle]

I actually need to buy some weights to do more workouts

i have a workout mat

thats like 3 incs thick

best thing i ever bought

[umbral helm]

Yeah It’s been slow. She just graduated last year and majority of her weight gain has been in the past 8 months bc she’s out of toxic Greek life. Mass gainer shakes and I make sure she gets full meals vs like appetizers or whatever.

Gave me a huge perspective check bc I always thought it was easy for skinny people to be healthy and shit

[balmy kettle]

yeah same. Only exercise im getting is my 30 pushups a day, 50 situps a day, 1.30 long plank and my 2 mile run

2 there, 2 back. So 4 miles

[hexed jay]

my way without going to the gym is actually doing the following: pressup, situp, pullup and planking. along with running. that alone is acutally enough for me to get into a solid shape, without having to expand my muscles too much and not too skinny at the same time. i prefer the athletic lifetsyle, not too muscular, but not too skinny

you can get 6 abs just doing that too, depending on how fat your body is

oh boy, legs

[umbral helm]

Abs are entirely diet

[hexed jay]

the shape

[umbral helm]

I wish America made testosterone legal OTC lmao

If I was in Germany id run gear

[balmy kettle]

oof i gotta get myself a pullup bar at some point

[hexed jay]

yeah, diet really matters for 6 abs, but honestly just being in a good shape is good enough than having 6 abs, i notice a trend that people think abs is the end goal, when being healthy should always be the goal

[balmy kettle]

Might order one tonight

[umbral helm]

100%. Ask anyone who isn’t on steroids about having real 6 pack abs and theyll say it sucks, unless they’re a genetic freak.

[hexed jay]

abs is just an addition, nothing really special about it

[minor blaze]

Careful with anything that changes body chemistry. I screwed up using ligandrol. Led to a 6 week testosterone crash. Worst 6 weeks of my life.

[umbral helm]

Yeah I’ve fucked around with sarms

[hexed jay]

exactly :/ i myself had 6 abs before, and i realised it's a waste of time :/ could save some effort into doing something i enjoy rather than stressing out about my body shape

[umbral helm]

RAD-140 shut down my balls but I had PCT

[hexed jay]

those 'dopamine hits'

[umbral helm]

I still have LGD, Cardarine, and rad laying around

[minor blaze]

I was shredded when I met my wife….now she expects me to be Superman forever. Like damn it woman. I didn’t have a job then! 😂

[hexed jay]

LOOOOOOOOOL

see... the expectation is scary man

[minor blaze]

1 1/2 hour at the gym every day was easy when I didn’t have to work for 10 hours a day hehe

[hexed jay]

imagine having to keep up all those expectations for years... i would rather get fat tbh xD

also

server cap increase?!

[balmy kettle]

Just saw that!

Now we need a fix for the 30Ks

[minor blaze]

Just be careful with the lgd. Over 10mg it can cause a test crash. I changed suppliers and didn’t realize they had different dosing….I ended up taking 30mg a day for a week on accident.

[hexed jay]

oh pls 30ks

need a big fix

[minor blaze]

Before I realize the mistake.

Lol. Well lads I’m boarding a plane for home. If you hear about any smoking craters in the us and I’m not back on later today you know what happened. Toss my tana into the sun.

Ride that good mood to the stars

[marble sphinx]

That is good news @surreal pendant

[balmy kettle]

Nope, went into #star-citizen and instantly got bummed out by a guy asking if the wipe happened

[tall creek]

when wype

[marble sphinx]

@balmy kettle wype when

[shrewd siren]

Lmfao

[minor blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-mob-riot-torches-pitchforks-gif-5859895

[marble sphinx]

@minor blaze when wipe

[balmy kettle]

no...... Not here, please not here. I have a BMM and Nomad

[marble sphinx]

eww, bmm

[balmy kettle]

let me guess, you like origin?

[minor blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/keemxdaxtruth-lmao-dead-nope-gif-14774804

[hexed jay]

@balmy kettle i have a question specifically for ou

you*

just really curious

[balmy kettle]

Go on?

[hexed jay]

when wipe?

[balmy kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-eric-cartman-god-fucking-damnit-god-damn-it-pissed-gif-5412135

[hexed jay]

https://tenor.com/view/kekwtf-gif-18599263

[minor blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/he-cant-keep-getting-away-with-it-gif-19335672

[balmy kettle]

Grag give you the butterflies too?

[marble sphinx]

I like cool designed ship. Doesn't matter what brand. I'm not a brandfanboy like 90% of you guys

[minor blaze]

Time to buy a 2 seat fighter

Holy shut the humidity is so high in Florida the plane is foggy inside lol

Start the addiction. We believe in you!!!

[balmy kettle]

Make sure they dont overdose though

[minor blaze]

That just leads to hyper addiction and becoming a meme lord

Impossible

No one’s classier then our foxi

I said you were classy. Neve said I was

[tall creek]

i9

[minor blaze]

Wheels up. I’ll be online tonight yaaaaay! Catch y’all later. I’m off to catch my FAA approved high altitude radiation 😆

[fierce wadi]

time to start working on my second campaign

and 3rd

[void tulip]

Solid e1

[vocal quarry]

That’s not even toast

[void tulip]

i know

[balmy kettle]

About an E3 or e4 for me

[fierce wadi]

I like my toast 9i

[warm iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/859296396670795777.gif?size=48&quality=lossless

[fierce wadi]

RIP

so

plane game has tank

[tall creek]

tinky tonk

[vocal quarry]

Wtf

[fierce wadi]

sometimes I take screenshots like I was a war journo