🧂・salt

[dapper radish]

em on eula fat waste

[tribal breach]

yeah you just got better RV

[trim bluff]

pop in those melts with c6 bennett's help

[trim bluff]

ohh kanade is Hunter

[tribal breach]

Kanade on NA is me, the one with that insane Yae isnt me

[dapper radish]

impostor

ok gotta ask

how is ur crit ratio with cr circlet

[tribal breach]

god i need a better Raiden sands

[trim bluff]

💀

[dapper radish]

that sands 💀

53 flat atk

[tribal breach]

yeahh so uhm about that

[trim bluff]

double crit and it rolled like that. honestly mood

[dapper radish]

oh

[tribal breach]

i kinda like dont have PF circlets lmao

[amber valve]

NO pale flames here.

[dapper radish]

me neither

[tribal breach]

this is the other one lmao

[trim bluff]

i have a crit rate PF circlet with 23 er

[tribal breach]

i honestly dont know why i still have it

[dapper radish]

what abt crit dmg

[trim bluff]

why is this locked 😂😂

[trim bluff]

none

[dapper radish]

.

fat shit

[trim bluff]

an hp scaling, physical damage dealer that also wants attack and cannot crit

[tribal breach]

uh uh because uh what if a uh hp and atk scaling buffer with on field damage that needs crit comes out???

[trim bluff]

hard role to fill

😂😂

[dapper radish]

[tribal breach]

this is definitely my best support piece on my account

[dapper radish]

wish those cd were on cr

[tribal breach]

same

[trim bluff]

L

the only thing hp tenacity circlets give me is em

[tribal breach]

hmm hmm what else can i flex

[dapper radish]

hero wtf is this?

[trim bluff]

but that's good cuz nilou wants em

[dapper radish]

and why is it on mc

[trim bluff]

LMAOOO

that's bennett's

[tribal breach]

that sands is my highest CV piece on my account

[trim bluff]

i was swapping shit around

[tribal breach]

but 88 flat def on the goblet 💀

[trim bluff]

it's albedo

chill

[dapper radish]

lovely bow u got her on

[tribal breach]

but albedo is cool and fun

[dapper radish]

same as xiao

[trim bluff]

💀

homa is on hu tao and childe is on harp

[dapper radish]

where rust

[trim bluff]

feathers sure love me

[trim bluff]

in the backrooms

[tribal breach]

these are all my 40+

[dapper radish]

nah thats tigh and dehyas signatures

ok rip raiden

[tribal breach]

at least all my 40+ on Akasha idk if i have more or not tbh

[dapper radish]

oh wait

em raiden

nvm

[trim bluff]

who is girlypop

👀

[dapper radish]

not u tho

[tribal breach]

i wonder how much my Raiden would go up if i got a 40cv ER sands

[trim bluff]

u can calculate it using optimiser

[dapper radish]

bros high on hopium

[tribal breach]

yeah

im back to grinding Emblem so im praying that i finally get to upgrade her

the last time i got a new Raiden piece was before Sumeru came out

[trim bluff]

i should stop blizzard farming and accept that ill never get a decent atk sands

[dapper radish]

strongbox

[tribal breach]

im also kinda out of things to farm for rn anyway like ive built everyone i want to play and mostly built everyone else so its just onto improving some builds that have room for it

[trim bluff]

im strongboxing vv

[tribal breach]

i coulda gone back to Husk but im a little sick of that

[dapper radish]

well fuck yall

ima go

[tribal breach]

cya

[trim bluff]

gn

[amber valve]

bye bye bimbo

[tribal breach]

this would be my Itto build if i had Redhorn

[trim bluff]

[tribal breach]

im ngl most of the Fontaine character leaks havent seemed too interesting to me so maybe theres a chance i get to pull on a Redhorn banner with more than leftover scraps for wishes sometime in the future

out of all of the like 13 god damn characters that have leaked already only like 3 have interested me and if one of them doesnt end up being geo that number is going down to 2

[amber valve]

Ohh Iike them all tbh

[tribal breach]

fuck im almost top 50 with Redhorn

[trim bluff]

fucking hell

[green cloak]

U forgot flat hp 👀

[green cloak]

👀tell me it's not real or i make sure hunter will become hunted

[amber valve]

I think its real but only with redhorn.

[tribal breach]

its real but i dont have Redhorn so its not like "actually" my build

[amber valve]

this angers hutao mains

🤣

[green cloak]

Give me a sec i need to get prepare

[green cloak]

Nha 👀👍 i am totally fine

[green cloak]

Ohhh so it's not actually your build ok 👀👍u can live

[tribal breach]

i mean the artifacts are all mine

thats the hardest part

[green cloak]

Then die

[tribal breach]

i can spend $300 to guarantee Redhorn but i cannot spend any amount of money to guarantee those artifacts

[green cloak]

Come here hunter

[green cloak]

Atleast u can spend money in this game not like F2p

[plucky beacon]

.... I forgot this wasn't the account with shenhe

The fuck do I do with this 🤡

[amber valve]

Shenhe if Fav

Good cr easy procs

[plucky beacon]

Just said this wasn't the account with shenhe

[amber valve]

OHH i just saw

:c

sadd

wait you have alts?

[plucky beacon]

So close to having 20cr tho 😭

[plucky beacon]

Just one

[amber valve]

but yeah shenhe mains would love that

now give

But I don't see who else could use that who scales off ATK and uses Fav procs?

[plucky beacon]

Wasting my crit rolls

[amber valve]

you'll never get cr nows.

[green cloak]

Give it to me my wanderer will love it 👀

[plucky beacon]

Why would you put an atk circlet on him

[green cloak]

Cuz he lacking atk 👀

He stilll get enough cr if i got that 19%cr 👀

[vagrant hamlet]

with widsith, it's no surprise

[green cloak]

I want his main weapon for him but as a F2p it's really hard to decide which weapon i should get

[split pewter]

seems kinda low

is this without team buffs?

[tribal breach]

yeah

[split pewter]

ooo gotcha

[tribal breach]

this is with team buffs (Albedo, C6 Gorou, C5 Bennett)

tbh this still seems kinda low i might have forgotten something

hmm idk its weird

[paper aurora]

hi

[amber valve]

hi

[limpid crow]

meowdy

[amber valve]

Hows you

[green cloak]

Hi

Can I take some orange 🍊 👀

[amber valve]

Mandarins are better

[green cloak]

Hmmm can @paper aurora Become Mandarin fox ?

[green cloak]

Wait why i have that fate emoji 👀

[remote otter]

server booster

[green cloak]

But i only did it once 👀

[dapper radish]

with one is already boosting

[green cloak]

Ohhh 👀 u can get it just by boosting one time

I thought this server booster are some chosen PPL who always boost server after some time 😅

[trim bluff]

nah

if u look at server details there's only 18 boosts

and there's like 7 active boosters right now

[true crater]

online

thers others who r offline and dont show on sidebar

[trim bluff]

yeah

[split pewter]

yesss

zhongli upgrade,,,

[green cloak]

Ohhh now i get it

[green cloak]

Ohh 👀why offline PPL don't have it

[green cloak]

Crit old man intersting

[trim bluff]

wo keh raha hai kuch server booster offline bhee hain

[green cloak]

Ohhh i mistyped 👀

I mean why it don't show on offline PPL only online?

[trim bluff]

it does

we only see the online ones

cuz offline ones are among a sea of users

[split pewter]

100K per ult is an interesting sight

[green cloak]

Ohhh now i got it

[green cloak]

Very interesting interesting enough to start making me hungry

[trim bluff]

100k per hu tao normal + charged attack is even more interesting uwu

zhongli is cool

tho hes made me extremely lazy

[green cloak]

And here my hu tao only 75k

[amber valve]

my friend Baizhu is close to mine

using moonglow tho.

[fast pike]

Raiden being generous today

All CRIT

Officially my new highest CV piece on my account

[amber valve]

Nuts

[green cloak]

I....

I am gonna eat u

And all your artifacts

[fast pike]

No my Raiden shogun eats this sands

[green cloak]

Then i eat mommy Shogun too

[split pewter]

nah

can she freeze enemies

no

zhongli drop big ball big dmg

[calm pagoda]

100k CA

:P

[calm pagoda]

I'll tell you who can do it better than zhongli: ayaka (with koko)

[green cloak]

If u guys just need to freeze enemy Just use sucrose with any cryo and hydro character

Or kazuha

[fast pike]

When did you become so smartypants

[calm pagoda]

character development

[green cloak]

Hi i am not smart calling a stupid and hungry guy smart is not good i am still god of stupidity and hungriness

[green cloak]

I am still hungry character

[calm pagoda]

lmao the rebuttal is great

[green cloak]

ofc i am a great person after all so everything i say is also great

[calm pagoda]

hmm

that's a bit much

[green cloak]

Really 👀

[vivid tapir]

I know what I want to say but I'm not ready for the consequences

[green cloak]

Then get ready and say 👀👍

[vivid tapir]

🤔
so like, ||Paimon||?

[green cloak]

👀nha i am not anyone emergency food other PPL are food for me

Hope that answer your question

Maybe one day u will also become my food

Just wanted to try dmg test with our lady

[calm pagoda]

I was expecting more

idk why

[amber valve]

those "!" bother me idk why

[green cloak]

Maybe cuz of her talent 👀

[calm pagoda]

it gets your attention

simply by being red

[green cloak]

Wdym jh

[calm pagoda]

^

[green cloak]

Ohhh 👀 where is !???

[calm pagoda]

paimon and guide?

[green cloak]

Ohhh 👀 i never pay attention to them

[calm pagoda]

you get primos from the guide menu

(very few, yes, but some)

[green cloak]

👀 ohhh really

I want those primo 👀

I go get them all

[calm pagoda]

yep

even if it's a multipage one

[amber valve]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Genshin_Impact/comments/13omwpw/help_banner_not_appearing_i_cannot_access_my/

People who dont read in game mail

:c

LMMAO

[green cloak]

Hahaha

Maybe someone like me 👀👍

[amber valve]

Dude prolly didn't finish it either

[green cloak]

he need to learn

[calm pagoda]

achievements are more worth farming

slightly

[green cloak]

👀but i am lazy

[calm pagoda]

okay

so am I

[green cloak]

Nice comrade

[calm pagoda]

but it's selective laziness

XD

[green cloak]

Ohh 👀

[amber valve]

low cdm but bait worthy sub stats

AHH nah

[green cloak]

stilll better than me

[amber valve]

not worth it

[calm pagoda]

keep it for when you hit the artifact limit

:P

yk?

[amber valve]

what limit?

[green cloak]

U just make me remember my yesterday roll for cyro goblet it have em and cr but all go in flat ATk and atk%

[calm pagoda]

the 1500 artifact limit

[green cloak]

[amber valve]

I barely get close

[calm pagoda]

how nice

[amber valve]

[calm pagoda]

either your standards aren't that high or

[green cloak]

I have 1k+ 5 star artifacts can't get close

[calm pagoda]

yea okay it's that

[green cloak]

[green cloak]

Close to 1.5k

[amber valve]

I roll lots and trash lots or strong box others

I hit 800 once but that didn't last long.

[calm pagoda]

I get to the limit a lot more nowadays

[green cloak]

I am saver type 👀 i am lazy to roll them

[calm pagoda]

because I just mindlessly do resin and log off

[amber valve]

I dont artifact farm these days

[green cloak]

Same 👀 that's why i delete all my 4* and 3* for mora

[calm pagoda]

that would've been the other option to this

[green cloak]

And still have 1k artifacts

[green cloak]

Why not ice 👀

[calm pagoda]

what do you farm

[amber valve]

Leveling talents some weapons recently.

[calm pagoda]

ah

[green cloak]

Food for my artifacts

👀

[amber valve]

and had to farm Baizhu books/bosses erct

[calm pagoda]

Imma get ayato to -/9/9 or 10

[green cloak]

Ohh 👀 i always run out of mora when i do that i even reached 0 mora sometimes that's why i do them when i have enough mora to lv up to 90 👀👍

[calm pagoda]

I only had to farm Ganyu stuff but I prefarmed those

[ember oasis]

holy

[amber valve]

next thing to level

[green cloak]

👀

[amber valve]

he's then 6/9/9

[calm pagoda]

I honestly don't know what to do next

I'm casually farming another set of dwm

[green cloak]

Idk care about material Those mora 👀

[amber valve]

Sell acc spend more in hsr?

[green cloak]

I want mora 👀

[amber valve]

[calm pagoda]

I'm not gonna spend infinite% more on hsr

(currently f2p on hsr)

[green cloak]

Maybe kiss 👀 got 1500 5* artifacts@fast pike i am curious

[amber valve]

I buy the bp and claim the shop mora so I never have an issue even at 5m.

[green cloak]

👀ok share some with me ice

[fast pike]

Nah, I strongbox the bad pieces every day

[amber valve]

Bad pieces into bad pieces good deal.

[calm pagoda]

3 bad pieces into 1 bad piece

takes up less space 👍

[amber valve]

I heard there is more chance for 4 liners in strongbox.

[ember oasis]

yeah same

[fast pike]

Yeah

[green cloak]

👀 hmmm are u sure cuz i got all my good bitch from strong box maybe bitch love me 🤔

[ember oasis]

it's kinda annoying when i don't know what to strongbox

[amber valve]

Good bitch LMAO

[fast pike]

VV

[amber valve]

[ember oasis]

very true

[amber valve]

The pain to get 3EM main stats with ER in VV

[green cloak]

Yeah bitch is always a bitch

[ember oasis]

i ended up strongboxing vv last time

[green cloak]

Same my biggest problem 👀

[ember oasis]

i might go 2pc anemo 2pc anemo for my kazuha

[calm pagoda]

now strongboxing tf

because I'm bored

wanna do some tf shenanigans

[ember oasis]

4 liner double crit trust

[calm pagoda]

namely kazuha

and maybe bennett

[ember oasis]

bennett's cooldown is nearly non existant as is

[calm pagoda]

farm stuff for future kq while I'm at it

[amber valve]

Interesting.

[calm pagoda]

yes, I don't have keqing yet

[amber valve]

Oh, :c

I got her with all the free character fates in 1.2

[ember oasis]

just curious but do you have her skin?

[calm pagoda]

I don't have her skin either

[amber valve]

Yeah

[calm pagoda]

the only skin I have is ayaka

for quite an obvious reason tbh

[green cloak]

For me Pyro mommy 👀

[calm pagoda]

I don't have her either

[green cloak]

Only one left from my collection and i am happy 👀

[calm pagoda]

she's a true 5050 loss

[green cloak]

👀yeah

[green cloak]

I take anyone just not her 👀

[ember oasis]

damn

[calm pagoda]

I do wanna play keqing

[ember oasis]

triple crown

[calm pagoda]

the game just doesnt like me

or it loves me

depending on your perspective

[ember oasis]

i don't like her playstyle personally

[calm pagoda]

I find it interesting
namely aggravate keqing

[amber valve]

Press Q win game

[calm pagoda]

well yes but no

[green cloak]

Well i even take her but not Pyro mommy 👀

But how much mora u have I've 👀

Ice 👀

Share some of it 👀

[calm pagoda]

that's...5mil

very sad

[green cloak]

👀 that's still so much for someone who have 40k mora 👀

[calm pagoda]

I always try to be around 10mil

after ar60 it's just climbing

[amber valve]

I will have more when BP resets or less cause I 90 everyone.

[green cloak]

And i am saving them for leveling up artifacts if it's not for that i already reach 0 mora 👀

[calm pagoda]

nice wallet you have

[plucky beacon]

19 mil 🤗

[calm pagoda]

hello jayci

[ember oasis]

this is irrelevant but do google spreadsheets look suspicious?

[calm pagoda]

good morning

[plucky beacon]

Do not perceive

[calm pagoda]

well...

[green cloak]

👀one time jealous of jayci

[calm pagoda]

it's 7am for you?

[ember oasis]

[green cloak]

I need to hit jacyi with something maybe a good artifact roll 👀

[amber valve]

She's 12 hours behind me so yeah

[green cloak]

[ember oasis]

someone thought i was looing at funny suspicious stuff when i was acually looking some character's multi target configs

[amber valve]

Come one guys I expected 2000

🤣

[calm pagoda]

I think people just don't really see google spreadsheets that often

[green cloak]

Here i add one more 👀

[calm pagoda]

so when someone uses them it's very foreign to them

[green cloak]

your dream will come true one day Ice

[amber valve]

You mean they think it's a virus or weird overall?

[calm pagoda]

you also utc+8?

[amber valve]

I look at google docs all the time.

[amber valve]

yeah

[calm pagoda]

docs isnt spreadsheets tho

[ember oasis]

no i mean the inappropriate thing

[green cloak]

Why u all talking about smart PPL stuff i don't even know what u talking about

[calm pagoda]

I personally don't feel that spreadsheets are sus

[amber valve]

oh.

[ember oasis]

i think that person was just being a lil silly in the head but just confirming in case i'm the one being silly

[plucky beacon]

6

[calm pagoda]

personally I use google sheets, so I'm biased and will say no

[calm pagoda]

daylight savings time kicked in or was previously dst?

[ember oasis]

damn early

[plucky beacon]

5 without dst lol

[calm pagoda]

oh kek

[amber valve]

I thought you were 12 hours difference.

[calm pagoda]

you're further behind than I thought

yea guess just Luka is around 12hrs

[green cloak]

I am getting ignore more than when someone i try to bite someone hand cyaa

[ember oasis]

okay

[amber valve]

After I check my friends acc I'll degen in that csgo mod :d

[calm pagoda]

lmao

[amber valve]

thats over 2 days

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-joel-g-joel-g-ena-ena-joel-g-smh-my-head-gif-20399840

[amber valve]

HECK YEAH

[kindred pumice]

[green cloak]

Wth i just seen
(Why i have to be only one who need to suffer i make u all see it too)

[amber valve]

yeah

[green cloak]

Yeah i mean if u wanna make him female atleast try to little hard work

[ember oasis]

it's not really cursed imo

just cringe

[calm pagoda]

just cringe fr

[kindred pumice]

Yeah, where's the cameltoe

[amber valve]

asking facts

[neat kindle]

[green cloak]

(2)

[green cloak]

Yeah 👀 but look like someone 👊 punch him from both sides and all that meat gone in his chest 😭

[green cloak]

Yeah why PPL like to make male character into female i really don't understand those PPL

[amber valve]

i have some but nsfw

[ember oasis]

the same reason people ship characters, for fun

[green cloak]

👀 wait ice is also into making boys into girls

[ember oasis]

i don't see it as a bad thing in general

[amber valve]

I'm not I save whatever

[ember oasis]

just that some are decent and some aren't

[green cloak]

Yeah idk why PPL shit characters

[green cloak]

Here also take wine 🍷

[amber valve]

oh my images are too NSFW hahah

[green cloak]

👀 ohhh ok i believe u ice

[neat kindle]

[green cloak]

Hide that part and it's all safe for work

(send me those in DM)

Nha 👀i am not horny rn

[amber valve]

[green cloak]

Idk why i like it 😶 someone help

[neat kindle]

have another then

[amber valve]

XQ most genderbend with chong ahah

[ember oasis]

not genderbent but the colors are nice

[harsh swift]

[calm pagoda]

these I like

[green cloak]

Tbh not any character is male or female it just your first impression of them and what writer want if writer want he can make boi into girls and girls into bois 👀

[green cloak]

Wait something wrong 👀

[calm pagoda]

I'm extremely disturbed by the genderbends

[green cloak]

Sure 👀👍

[amber valve]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

like this

LMAO

[green cloak]

But tell me truth u like some of them don't u

[calm pagoda]

...no

[amber valve]

from: jayci#3280 has: embed just do this and see how much she post this gif

[green cloak]

Now now no need to lie 👀 i am not gonna tell anyone just my food

[kindred pumice]

[amber valve]

oh my god

nvm

[ember oasis]

ah this comic

[amber valve]

i cant post any image

[ember oasis]

talk more and you'll get image perms (real)

[amber valve]

[worn tiger]

[green cloak]

👀 ok i like it (i am not gonna tell u i am mommy yelan simp)

[green cloak]

Just hide that part 👀 and it's all safe to work 👍

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/dogebonk-meme-funny-no-horni-no-horny-gif-24011693

[green cloak]

No i am innocent 😇 in my 👀

[amber valve]

nope it still blocks me

[ember oasis]

[green cloak]

[hazy badge]

Y'all need help.

[fast pike]

Schrödingers penis, until you can check down below it's both, only when observed the gender gets determined

Also it's not gay if it's cute

[split pewter]

Real

Everyone does love femboys though

[green cloak]

👀 ohhh how u know tatra

[hazy badge]

Because I can read.

[green cloak]

👀 ohhh that's interesting tell me what u read

[green cloak]

True 👀

[green cloak]

Cute how ?👀

[fast pike]

Like Ernesti Echeveria, he's my favorite

[green cloak]

Ohhh what this anime about?

[fast pike]

Isekai with mecha

[green cloak]

Ohhh niceeee

[fast pike]

Who besides Raiden uses er sands?

I have this piece lying around now

[trim bluff]

xiangling, yelan, baizhu, bennett, faruzan,

collei, beidou, dehya, mona, rosaria, dmc, yunjin, yaoyao

[split pewter]

anyone with emblem will eat good with it

[green cloak]

👀real question is who don't

[fast pike]

But they all have enough er already

[green cloak]

U are a real demon 👀

[plucky beacon]

Is that even enough for faruzan with fav 😂

[fast pike]

Kinda, but I'm not really playing her much anyway since wanderer sucks ass

[plucky beacon]

😂😂😂😂

Also wtf is your xiangling

[hazy badge]

He's not bad he's just... not good.

[plucky beacon]

[hazy badge]

Or playable.

Or fun.

[plucky beacon]

Do you not like getting hit by ground attacks while floating or something

[fast pike]

Top 1% xiangling, she literally cooking

[hazy badge]

They honestly should have just given Heizou higher multipliers and just made that Wanderer's kit.

[plucky beacon]

Where is my c6 heizou

[fast pike]

Nah, his attack range is nice, just his flight mechanic sucks, cause it has too many disadvantages

[plucky beacon]

He has satisfying autos tbh

But his flight is kinda ???? Outside of exploration

And even then, kazuha is still better

[hazy badge]

Kazuha is peak anemo. Can't really do much better than that imo.

[fast pike]

Can't even quickswap before ending his flight mode, gets staggered for an eternity when hit and you can't descend while flying, so sometimes it ends in weird positions in open world where you can't hit enemies anymore cause you're too high

Meanwhile he gets hit while "flying" by pretty much any ground stomp enemy AOE attack

[fast pike]

Make ventis burst be placed immediately in front of him instead of shooting 10m and he would be kazuhas equal

[plucky beacon]

LMFAO YOU CAN'T DESCEND HAHAHAHHAA I didn't know 😂😂

[fast pike]

You can by ending his E prematurely

[plucky beacon]

Make venti target the group of ten in front of him instead of the single thing that spawned at the wrong time behind him

[plucky beacon]

Almost as good as not being able to unfreeze yourself in dehya ult

[fast pike]

Truly peak characterdesign

[plucky beacon]

Meanwhile, nahida e hold just dodges ground attacks 😂😂😂

[hazy badge]

Well unfortunately nothing in this game changes besides the TCG because balancing characters costs billions of dollars apparently, so the Venti we have now is what we'll have until the Sun expands and consumes the Earth in roughly 3 billion years.

So we have that to look forward to.

[fast pike]

Loli superpowers

[plucky beacon]

Lol genshin making it earth death?!?! Damn

[hazy badge]

Club Penguin is still alive somehow, so I can imagine Genshin will unfortunately suffer the same fate of never being able to truly die.

[fast pike]

How many f2p primogems is that

[plucky beacon]

Probably not enough for a c6 guarantee

[hazy badge]

Assuming you do your dailies every day and you somehow live 3 billion years/have your great great great grandkids do them for you, that is 65.7 trillion primos.

[fast pike]

Only C6 Qiqi

[hazy badge]

So almost enough to C6 a char.

[plucky beacon]

Lmfao family heirloom is the genshin account

[fast pike]

That would be a pulling session

[fast pike]

Pretty bold assumption that genshin players even have kids

[plucky beacon]

"son, you are finally of age, I think it's time. Here are the login details of the family genshin account"

[plucky beacon]

SHOTS FIRED

Savage

Though it is okay if you do not want kids, you are valid

[hazy badge]

I tried to put it into the fate calculator on Paimon.moe and it just said nope.

[plucky beacon]

I just assumed this was a dig at weebs not able to get gfs

[hazy badge]

It is 410.625 billion pulls though.

[plucky beacon]

That's one(1) c6 character 😂

[fast pike]

Imagine the primos you can buy, with the cost it takes to raise a kid in today's economy

[plucky beacon]

Is that why you whale

Cus a c6 2d child is cheaper than a real human child

[fast pike]

Is that more than all pulls on paimon.moe already

[hazy badge]

Probably.

How many primos do you get for $100 pack?

[plucky beacon]

Not enough

[hazy badge]

Not enough isn't an available button on my calculator, so I don't think that is right.

[plucky beacon]

O

Get a Texas instruments

[fast pike]

Also losing 50/50 in Genshin ain't as bad as losing 50/50 on a child, that's like -18 years of life and 150-200k $

[fast pike]

8k or 50 pulls

[plucky beacon]

AYO IS THIS A CIRCLE BACK TO BOY GIRL DISPARITY IN ASIAN FAMS

[fast pike]

That's what you said

[plucky beacon]

Hey, daughters will take care of you, sons just take your money and run

My mom, with three daughters and making more in tax free income than me each month rip

[fast pike]

Modern society: "There is no discrimination anymore!"
Asian parents: "Hold my beer!"

[plucky beacon]

Lol what kinda weird modern society you in bro

Fantasy land

[hazy badge]

So all you have to do is play the game for 3 billion years and you'll get $5.132 billion dollars worth of pulls. That's roughly the GDP of Guam.

[plucky beacon]

Ez

Return on investment

[hazy badge]

ezpz

[fast pike]

Worth that kinda timeinvestment

But I feel like it should be more

[plucky beacon]

Prob didn't count event primos

And shop reset

[hazy badge]

That is just dailies.

[plucky beacon]

Character ascension 😂

[fast pike]

We get like 8k primos per patch on average, which is like 64k a year that's worth 800$ if bought with money

[plucky beacon]

Imagine all the welkins

[hazy badge]

Say we do get 64k a year. That's 192 trillion primos, so almost enough to get two C6 characters.

[fast pike]

That should equate to roughly 20k primos or 250$ per year then, which would be 750billion $ after 3 billion years

[hazy badge]

Maybe I fucked up my math somewhere. The TLDR is you still couldn't get everything in the game because you know damn well they'd make it impossible. They'd have AI dishing out 12 characters per patch.

[fast pike]

Realistically I see the current game being designed for a 10 year lifecycle at most, so 500k primos for f2p to get till then, which if you take 600pulls on average for a C6 char would be enough to get about 5 limited event chars to C6

[hazy badge]

I don't even know if the game will go for 10 years, but I've been wrong before. Maple Story and DFO are still making money and those games are both older than dirt at this point.

They aren't gachas though, but they do have a lot of RNG you can pay your way through.

[fast pike]

Even if genshin loses popularity I don't think hoyoverse will cancel it unless like 90% of the playerbase is gone, there are far less popular gacha games still running, but then again those games have like close to 0 cost for development, just get some pretty characterdesigns hire a popular Jp VA and cash in

[green cloak]

He is just for lazy PPL like me that's why i pulled him in my both account

[green cloak]

Where is my c0 heizou i don't have him in my any account 👀

[hazy badge]

I will do questionable things for an HP goblet at this point. I swear to God.

[rare imp]

XDDD

[green cloak]

Give me that tatra 👀

[empty bone]

Welp, new mona goblet it is

[green cloak]

Yeah 👀 just Mona

[limpid crow]

That ER though

[hazy badge]

Kinda reminds me of my hydro goblet.

CV? Never heard of it.

[fast pike]

Emblem xingqiu, yelan could use that too

[empty bone]

Huh, surprised you were able to make use of that, especially for an off piece

[empty bone]

Sac/fav with some ER subs on several pieces already takes care of his ER needs

[hazy badge]

Xingqiu wants the ATK, so it isn't a terrible goblet on him.

[empty bone]

What site is this?

[vagrant hamlet]

Akasha

[hazy badge]

https://akasha.cv/

[empty bone]

Lacking high CR emblem feathers and flowers, eh?

[hazy badge]

I have some. The ATK% is just more valuable according to GO.

[fast pike]

Yeah xingqiu can't snapshot Bennet buff, so ATK on him is just as important as CRIT

[green cloak]

Ok if we talking about hydro goblet here mine

[limpid crow]

FAK

Check out my DEF% goblet

[amber valve]

[hazy badge]

Double max rolls. What a kick to the balls.

[limpid crow]

Ignore the "circlet" on the image, it's a lie

[limpid crow]

.....

[hazy badge]

Even the HP% is almost a max roll. 5.8% is max. lmao

[limpid crow]

Going to roll this thing* to +20 out of spite

[hazy badge]

40 CV incoming.

[green cloak]

50 cv 👀 incoming

[limpid crow]

lol you've already seen my other DEF% circlet

[hazy badge]

Rolling double crit pieces is how I ended up with five Tenacity flowers that are all like 37 CV or higher or some nonsense.

[green cloak]

Ok who want healer doggy

[limpid crow]

Relatable

Intensely relatable

May I present my disasterpiece

[hazy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/perfection-michael-fassbender-perfectionist-perfect-gif-7910211

[limpid crow]

Someday, HYV will release a character that scales off of DEF% like Yelan does with HP and a Double-DEF% build will be viable

huffs copium

[amber valve]

500+ days since last geo character.

Geeze

[limpid crow]

Is there a Geo character on the Standard banner yet?

[hazy badge]

"Snap back to reality." ~Eminem, 2002

[amber valve]

No. 2 pyro characters for some reason.

[limpid crow]

lmao
Just HYV things

[amber valve]

typical run at this point.

:ddd

[hazy badge]

2 pyro claymore characters no less.

[limpid crow]

Smartshall Mathers has spoken

[hazy badge]

Why in the world are you running that domain.

[amber valve]

Yelan c6 loves both of these.

[hazy badge]

TIL

[amber valve]

so it's a nice way to buff her

[hazy badge]

I figure it would be almost impossible to beat Emblem on Yelan, but then C6 is a thing where she becomes a whole party herself.

[limpid crow]

C6 is something like a 150% increase in damage over C0, IIRC

Utterly bonkers constellation

[hazy badge]

It's also 150% increase in damage to your wallet.

[calm pagoda]

C6 yelan is just cracked

[amber valve]

It's an odd case otherwise 4pc emblem is better.

[hazy badge]

She was the last broken non-dendro character released, yeah? I can't think of anyone else.

[calm pagoda]

I can't either

[amber valve]

I'll have to check. and yesh

[calm pagoda]

but that might be because I'm resting after cycling 14km XD
(god my fitness is terrible now)

[amber valve]

But deyha is broken in the other way haha

🤣

[hazy badge]

I don't know if 14km is a lot or a little, so I'm sorry or congratulations. Whichever applies.

[calm pagoda]

unfixable

you need it in miles?

[hazy badge]

Unfortunately we use the stupid system here.

[calm pagoda]

:P

[limpid crow]

That's like...8 miles?

[fast pike]

For jogging that would be impressive, cycling it's like a warmup

[calm pagoda]

8.6miles

[limpid crow]

I always forget the conversion

Gotcha

[amber valve]

Thats not too bad was this your first time back? was it flat ground?

[calm pagoda]

I'm very very unfit
clearly

not flat ground

[amber valve]

14km downhill ok

[calm pagoda]

nah

XD

[hazy badge]

14km uphill both ways in the snow.

[calm pagoda]

there is no snow here

other than fake snow

because equator

[amber valve]

Your in +8 time zone?

[fast pike]

Every parents way to school when they tell you about their childhood and how spoiled today's youth is

[amber valve]

[hazy badge]

Yeah. They also didn't have legs back then and it was before normal gravity was invented. 1000 times gravity like in DBZ. lmao

[fast pike]

Reminds me of how ski resorts in the Alps have to use snow cannons just to stay in business nowadays🙈

[amber valve]

I wonder if we train in x2 grav will we be stronger back here on normal x1. hahah

[hazy badge]

If Vegeta can do it, so can I.

[fast pike]

Or you just have a heart attack and die

[hazy badge]

[calm pagoda]

yea

[fast pike]

I liked the zone of the enders setting where martians got bullied by Terrans cause they were weaker due to 0,6 earth gravity

[amber valve]

He broke the damn machine then went SS on some astroid from memory? I forgot most of the filler post freezer.

[amber valve]

Same I won't say where I live tho teehhee

[hazy badge]

Yeah. That's how he went SS2. Then came back during the Buu saga and blew himself up after getting his dick kicked in fighting Goku... again.

[fast pike]

Also the movie WALL-E has a very accurate representation of what would happen to the human body when we live in space for a few generations

[hazy badge]

Then I don't know what happened in the show because I got tired of watching "AHHHHHHHHHHHH" for 20 minutes per episode.

[calm pagoda]

ik you're the same timezone, we went over this yesterday

[amber valve]

GT was just bad.

[hazy badge]

Never watched it. Cell saga was peak DBZ imo.

[fast pike]

Peak dragonball was red ribbon army

Most accurate depiction of a black person in anime

[hazy badge]

That is so offensive. Holy hell.

I never got into DB though. I didn't find it as interesting as DBZ.

[fast pike]

They even had gay Nazis

[hazy badge]

How in the world did that show get on Cartoon Network.

[fast pike]

Original Dragonball is peak comedy

[amber valve]

I'll take things you could have done in the 90's but not now for 5000.

🤣

[fast pike]

Bulma literally runs songoku over with her car and shoots at him with a gun, when she saw that he wasn't dead

[hazy badge]

I miss the 90's and early 2000's. Life was so much simpler than whatever the hell is happening now. Maybe I'm just old. lmao

[amber valve]

likely old, I miss ICQ

[hazy badge]

MSN and AIM.

[fast pike]

Just wait till you get cancelled for breathing in a few years

[hazy badge]

Can't cancel someone who doesn't give a fuck and is their own boss.

[amber valve]

🤣

btw I wasn't gonna scroll back who did you guys block?

I skim the messages

[fast pike]

You can only do that if you live on Epstein island, otherwise society gets you

[hazy badge]

Just a heated debate that is now over. Ivy blocked Chaos and Godlander.

[calm pagoda]

it was the first time back in months

[hazy badge]

I don't block people usually. lmao

[ember oasis]

damn some beef

[amber valve]

[fast pike]

Any workout is a good workout, the most important thing is to set realistic goals in the beginning and get through the first month, once it becomes a routine and habit to do, you're golden

[ember oasis]

i have 27 blocked and i recognize 2 people in it

[calm pagoda]

mhmm

[hazy badge]

I blocked that one dude who was posting a bunch of racist stuff that the mods took awhile kicking, but that's it tbh.

[amber valve]

It will hurt in the short term but you'll get used to it. Keep at it.

[ember oasis]

i may have blocked david

[amber valve]

[hazy badge]

Oh and a guy who stalked and harassed me for months in another game.

[amber valve]

We all have

[hazy badge]

How could you block David. He's the gift that keeps on giving.

[fast pike]

That's reasonable

[calm pagoda]

we'll see if I do

[calm pagoda]

I have not

actl haven't blocked anyone on DC yet

[amber valve]

I haven't seen him in a while.

[hazy badge]

He comes and goes. That is the nature of David. We'll know he is back when he brings up how amazing his Yelan is or if he asks if his Nahida build is good.

[ember oasis]

damit, now i need to go on a journey to pluto to atone my sin

i remember he asked the same qyestion about nahida only archons-know-how many times

lad started spamminng

[calm pagoda]

yep

[amber valve]

I blocked that user who begged me for nitro for her cousin aromrr or someshit. Plz don't beg me for stuff

it's fucking rude

[hazy badge]

That's cringe.

[ember oasis]

yeah

it's pretty low

[amber valve]

like i don't mind a joke

[calm pagoda]

that was cringe

[ember oasis]

they stopped talking after that lol

nevermind

they still do i think?

[hazy badge]

Haven't seen them in awhile or I'm blind.

[ember oasis]

they changed their user

[amber valve]

I was never soo mad.

[hazy badge]

That's... different.

Beg, deny, boost server, never speak again.

[ember oasis]

honestly

i'm not all that surprised

it's an 11 year old after a-

i'm sorry for the discrimination

[amber valve]

Prolly fake

[slow summit]

@amber valve has leveled up to LEVEL 18

[amber valve]

oh thanks paimonm

[ember oasis]

dunno, they were childish enough imo

[hazy badge]

https://tenor.com/view/touching-grass-touch-gif-21219969

[ember oasis]

lezgoo

my bad, thank you for the reminder

i shall refrain from repeating this behavior

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-soft-round-gif-24743996

[amber valve]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/hampter-gif-20240312

[amber valve]

me being jayci

🤣

[slow summit]

Paimon.moe Discord Leaderboard

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LVL 45 - jayci

[calm pagoda]

omg jayci is on the leaderboard

[hazy badge]

[amber valve]

whew

[ember oasis]

👏

[amber valve]

Farming ores is soo UGH

[hazy badge]

I've never been so proud and simultaneously disappointed.

[amber valve]

[calm pagoda]

look at where I am :P

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/the-j-floopa-gif-the-j-meme-gif-21932532

[vagrant hamlet]

15 mins every 3 day

in chasm

[hazy badge]

You don't escape my disappointment either.

[calm pagoda]

I thought you'd feel a little more disappointment for me

[green cloak]

I just wanted er and hp now what should I do with it

[hazy badge]

Jesus. You have 12 levels on her.

[amber valve]

I don't like the chasm sadly. I got my EX to 100% it for me.

[calm pagoda]

and considering it's harder to level the higher level one is

[hazy badge]

DPS danger noodle man.

[vagrant hamlet]

it's easy route tho

save u headache compared to mond/liyue

[hazy badge]

I don't even know what my level is at this point.

[calm pagoda]

you can check

[hazy badge]

It's too high, that's for sure.

[amber valve]

i'm 18 hehehe.

[calm pagoda]

/level

[ember oasis]

i could've swron i've seen tatra talk more than jh and jayci combined

[hazy badge]

37. Getting close to 38.

[calm pagoda]

adorable

[calm pagoda]

might be a timezone overlap

or lack thereof for me

[ember oasis]

most likely

when i come on i usually see one of the regulars going "where are [other regulars]"

[calm pagoda]

lol

jayci is currently asleep if I had to guess

[hazy badge]

We just screech for each other.

[green cloak]

Can he even do 3 digit atk ?

[calm pagoda]

slightly less than double jayci's msg count XD

[green cloak]

How about me 👀

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-20348263

[hazy badge]

I got them rookie numbers. Damn.

[green cloak]

[ember oasis]

insane

[green cloak]

👀 i am winner

[calm pagoda]

winner in "least msgs sent"

the better one to win

[hazy badge]

Some of the people high up I've never seen in here. Must be the other languages or before my time.

[amber valve]

[ember oasis]

the most messages i've sent in a server

[amber valve]

Im trying

[green cloak]

Dw one day i will catch up to u all

[hazy badge]

[ember oasis]

i'm enjoying my low rank quite a bit

[calm pagoda]

jfc

[ember oasis]

rei..

[calm pagoda]

crazy

[hazy badge]

How do you even post in here 132,000 times.

[calm pagoda]

not here in english
indo

[hazy badge]

Ah.

[ember oasis]

yep

[calm pagoda]

this chat is too dead too often to post 132k times

[ember oasis]

actually, rei spoke here occasionally

[calm pagoda]

occasionally, yea

but their main is indo chat

[ember oasis]

down to more sane numbers

[green cloak]

Should I try to build him dps and see how much dmg his sick old lungs can do ?👀🤔

[ember oasis]

no

[hazy badge]

I'm sure there is at least one person out there who has triple crowned him and use him as a DPS.

Why not make it two.

[calm pagoda]

he is his life support

[green cloak]

Why i feel u are scared of it 👀@wispy yew

👀 always

[ember oasis]

what?

[green cloak]

Yeah i seen a video someone did 100k with him 👀

[hazy badge]

Resinless behavior.

[green cloak]

I think i will 👊

[hazy badge]

[ember oasis]

have fun

[green cloak]

👀u are scared of dps sick old man

[ember oasis]

i'm not though

[green cloak]

U too

[green cloak]

Really 👀

[hazy badge]

You could just yoink artifacts from other chars.

[ember oasis]

i was wondering why ypu pinged birb there

[green cloak]

Everyone do it 👀 right?

[ember oasis]

alternatively, why you replied to me if you were talking to birb

[green cloak]

Wait 👀

[calm pagoda]

kek

[green cloak]

Who i am even talking to 👀?

[ember oasis]

yeah, i guess?

[green cloak]

[calm pagoda]

honuki

[green cloak]

Ohh 👀thx for telling me jh

[hazy badge]

[green cloak]

Then let's make it 3 ✊👊 u also make him dps

[ember oasis]

you couldn't tell by looking at my username, could you?

[green cloak]

👀yeah i can tell u are mister 🐧

[ember oasis]

i stopped triple crowning

[hazy badge]

It's 6 am here, so I have an excuse.

[ember oasis]

and i didn't pull for baizhu

kazuha funds staying stronk

[calm pagoda]

I wanna say "go to sleep" but it's kinda too late for that

[green cloak]

👀and here me only have 3 crown character and only 1 crown not triple

[ember oasis]

https://tenor.com/view/sou-sou-hiyori-yttd-your-turn-to-die-shin-tsukimi-gif-22846279

[hazy badge]

Well, you see I drank a cup of decaff earlier and I think the creamer I put in it was spoiled because my stomach ain't feeling so hot.

So sleep ain't happening right now.

[ember oasis]

i can't blame you, i used to do that a lot

stayed up till 7 am

then 8

my sleep schedule used to cartwheel often

[hazy badge]

I've struggled sleeping my whole life. You eventually get good at it. lol

[ember oasis]

damn,

might wanna get working on those other crowns

[green cloak]

Yeah but mora less 👀

[ember oasis]

mora leylines

[green cloak]

I have material but not more

Mora

[calm pagoda]

ah.

[hazy badge]

I only have two chars triple crowned.

[green cloak]

How much resin it will take for me to get 1 crown 👀

[calm pagoda]

get good at...not sleeping?

[ember oasis]

i triple crowned albedo n then dipped

[calm pagoda]

I also only have 2 chars triple crowned

[ember oasis]

uh

[calm pagoda]

my main mains, ayaka and tao

[ember oasis]

let me check

[green cloak]

Master of not sleeping 👀👍

[hazy badge]

Communicating while sleep deprived, but that too.

[calm pagoda]

ah XD

[ember oasis]

what's your current talent level(s)

[hazy badge]

🤝

[green cloak]

3/6/8

Sick old man

[trim bluff]

same. but i dont have ayaka

[hazy badge]

Triple crown her anyways.

[trim bluff]

🫡

[calm pagoda]

🤝

[green cloak]

U both stop making me jealous

[hazy badge]

No. I put blood, sweat, and tears into these builds.

[calm pagoda]

yes, you're seeing the hutao again
I'm not sorry

[green cloak]

Take that not out 👀u demon

[ember oasis]

someday i'll triple crown my hu tao

[green cloak]

[calm pagoda]

hungry you're not making much sense

try again

[hazy badge]

Worth every mora and book tbh.

[ember oasis]

i'm just missing the whoppers i think

[trim bluff]

"im not sorry" take not out
"im sorry"

[ember oasis]

wait no, i farmed those things

[calm pagoda]

ahhhh

take "not" out

[trim bluff]

[hazy badge]

I farmed them every day for a couple of weeks because I debated on triple crowning Ganyu, but I just haven't gotten around to it.

[green cloak]

I put my food in my builds too yk my hu tao took 2 months for me yk

[calm pagoda]

I double crowned ganyu

I do want a better set for yelan man

ugh

[green cloak]

U think 👀i ever make sense that interesting

[trim bluff]

my ganyu with 10/1/9 is coping

[calm pagoda]

otherwise how would you be able to communicate?

[hazy badge]

Wow. Ganyu neglect. I'm gonna summon r/GanyuMains on you.

[trim bluff]

[green cloak]

That's a good question maybe i make sense sometimes

[hazy badge]

That's a lot of mora on a not good character.

[calm pagoda]

at least mine is 10/6/10 jeez

[green cloak]

Nha i 👀leave it first i will crown my yelan and hu tao and Shogun

[ember oasis]

okay

[calm pagoda]

I'm bored and will prob double crown ayato

[green cloak]

That much mora will make me die inside 👀

[green cloak]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u don't crown character just cuz u are bored how much mora u have

[calm pagoda]

14mil?

[hazy badge]

I might crown Zhongli. I have the books laying around.

[green cloak]

Give me 👀

[hazy badge]

[ember oasis]

now how do i remove baizhu from the character list

[calm pagoda]

I might triple crown C0 kazu for fun

[ember oasis]

very wise choice

[green cloak]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii stop crowning character for sun my Mora less ass getting jealous

[calm pagoda]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

no

[green cloak]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii