💭・general

[rose glacier]

cao ni ma

[thin crescent]

is this better?

[warped rune]

kiel

[rose glacier]

whenever you see an asian person

chinese looking

"cao ni ma"

[thin crescent]

i don't trust it

[rose glacier]

it

[warped rune]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-the-chip-chips-chip-eating-chip-man-eating-three-chips-gif-18885184

[rose glacier]

oh me neither

[warped rune]

how can I know someone is chinese looking 😭

[tawny cypress]

it means fuck your mom or something

if memory serves

[rose glacier]

STOP IT

HUSH

UR NO

...

dleete that. rn .

[rose glacier]

asian looking

[warped rune]

ooo thx

[rose glacier]

idk now im being racist

[warped rune]

im gonna say that

[thin crescent]

if they're slim and tall

[tawny cypress]

i mean, uh
it means grass mud horse

🗿

[rose glacier]

💀

[warped rune]

OLAJNFDYUVEQUGFW

[rose glacier]

WAIT LMAO

[warped rune]

FEIWBHQBFGOHNQFVOQG2BROHVQG2

PWILENGVKQ2HNVGLQI2H

[rose glacier]

UR RIGHT

[warped rune]

WHKEBFKQB2EFG

[icy kraken]

@warped rune has leveled up to LEVEL 24

[rose glacier]

help

[warped rune]

WOUENFWNVGWR

[rose glacier]

no its not tho

its different cao

ni

and ma

the tones are different

anyways luvs imma be such a gamer and go play roblox

[warped rune]

SHUT YUP

KJAE

KAE

OMG

YOU PLAY ROBLOX TOO

KAEW

[thin crescent]

Chinese is so hard to write

[rose glacier]

YES

[warped rune]

LET ME BE A GAMER WITH YOYU

[thin crescent]

Even the pronunciation

[rose glacier]

WAIT BET

[warped rune]

LET ME BVE A GAMER WITH YOU

[rose glacier]

WATS UR USER

[warped rune]

WHATR GAMES DFO YOU PLAY

[rose glacier]

bruh ikr

[warped rune]

ccRaichu

WHAT GAMES DO YOU PLAAY

[rose glacier]

im fucking asian i dont get games

legitjust genshin and roblox

[last sun]

Who told you that?

[tawny cypress]

oh btw
today is tuesday, 2/22/22

happy 2's day to all

[rose glacier]

oooo

[warped rune]

Thx baladaddy

[rose glacier]

ANYWAYS

[warped rune]

KAE ANSWER ME

[rose glacier]

gonna go grind knife sim on roblox :P

[warped rune]

bruh 😭

[thin crescent]

nothing good happened to me aside from invitation

[tawny cypress]

https://tenor.com/bQvNd.gif

https://tenor.com/bQvNc.gif

[last sun]

how about us in feb 23?

[tawny cypress]

you dont exist

[thin crescent]

let's just sleep

[last sun]

[dreamy finch]

you play valo?

[rose glacier]

no i dont

i wanna play apex

;-;

but i heard the game got worse

[thin crescent]

how?

the players?

[rose glacier]

dunno my friend plays apex and they said it got worse

[warped rune]

didnt ask

[thin crescent]

@last sun eyow you play apex tell me

[warped rune]

BRO BANNED HALD THE WORLD

HELPME

WHAT DID JAZZPUNK DO TO THEM

[thin crescent]

discord wont let me have a fast loading images

[rose glacier]

I SAW THAT

[warped rune]

IM IN THE SERVER AS WE SEE

LIKE

HELPME

[thin crescent]

"Genshit Midpact"

[warped rune]

bro i joined that last night and just left cause the chat was locked

Alvin and the Chipmunks fans.

You have to boost the server to talk I think

WAIT OET ME SEE

bruh what

I STILL HAVE A BOOST LEFT

bro that server better

BEHEHEHEHEHHEE

BRO DON'T SUPPORT THE SERVER

DON'T DO IT

it ain't even worth it

[warped rune]

but bro

is the server satire lmao

Apparently rhey’ee srs

nah they cant be serious

[thin crescent]

do they hate the world?

[warped rune]

THIS.

OH MY GOD

[tawny cypress]

Dreamsexual is a stain on humanity

Liking an individual is not a sexuality

[warped rune]

Its literally the same server

[vivid cedar]

I saw this on twt and was like "they really banned all people w taste + literally everyone"

[warped rune]

dream truly fell off so hard

at least for me

[fluid atlas]

Hello >.>

[warped rune]

bro you literally just can't like anything at that point

not even life itself

[vivid cedar]

sooo YAWN

[warped rune]

I got in and you have to boost the server to talk

[muted spade]

dreamsexuals are proof we are on the bad timeline

[muted spade]

NOOOOO WAYYY

[vivid cedar]

💀 no shot

THATS SO LAME

LMFAO

[muted spade]

L server

Lpeople

L lives

[warped rune]

bro i thought the chat was locked because there was shit going on

THIS IS THEIR NEW ONE CUZ THE OPD ONE GOT FOAGGED

but you really gotta boost the server to talk

[vivid cedar]

I just fully listened to this and

🤢

[warped rune]

THEIR WMOJIS

[vivid cedar]

show us 👁️👁️

[warped rune]

[vivid cedar]

nvm take them away

[warped rune]

There’s so much stolen fanart

[thin crescent]

how come i can't understand what they're saying

[vivid cedar]

its

vomit worthy

[thin crescent]

if you say so then i believe it is

[vivid cedar]

truly

[warped rune]

Literally like

[dreamy finch]

try talking to us in english everyday

[vivid cedar]

❌❌

[icy kraken]

@vivid cedar has leveled up to LEVEL 16

[vivid cedar]

o lord that's me

[thin crescent]

i do speak english in discord everyday

[vivid cedar]

😭

[thin crescent]

what the level up for?

[warped rune]

Foe the server leaderboard

[icy kraken]

Paimon.moe Discord Leaderboard

LVL 31 - ! [AR59] Mimi-Rei Ch.
LVL 29 - !  Falthis, Pyro-Hexer 🔥
LVL 28 - Relf
LVL 27 - sHAUN__
LVL 25 - shauns onee chan (lukanette)
LVL 24 - Balakin1
LVL 24 - mowkibowki
LVL 24 - Gordnum
LVL 24 - Lukanette’s sis and follower
LVL 23 - degamer
LVL 23 - Razz
LVL 22 - Kirishima (72/90 Raiden)
LVL 22 - XDnonameXD
LVL 21 - Ayumiツ
LVL 21 - Ei (AR 57,57,58)
LVL 21 - Shauns Onii chan (Rin)
LVL 20 - kae 😤😤
LVL 20 - Zhongli gaming
LVL 20 - don't^56^
LVL 19 - JHgamer | 141 fates

Updated every hour

[thin crescent]

lvl 33 wtf

[oblique pulsar]

😂

[warped rune]

I need to hurry up and keep talking cuz damn wrf

[vivid cedar]

IM CALLING PEO0LE DREAMGGOT FROM NOW ON OMFG

[oblique pulsar]

I’m still mad at this. Why can’t I level

[warped rune]

I’ve fallen off

[oblique pulsar]

3620/3420

[oblique pulsar]

You’d think that would level right

[dreamy finch]

Irl

[oblique pulsar]

I haven’t been able to get more xp because it’s stuck

[vivid cedar]

wait how did I lvl 16 just now when

[thin crescent]

no i don't like it

dang i should've joined this server earlier

[dreamy finch]

Bruh you're American

[warped rune]

your entire discord is now corrupted

All the peopoe here have been here awhile

[vivid cedar]

expose them 🙈

jk actually no

[thin crescent]

half and i prefer not to talk in english irl

[warped rune]

Incorrect. All the emojis are gone cuz I left

[thin crescent]

all green lol

it'll hurt my eyes every midnight

[vivid cedar]

being American doesn't mean you speak english/exclusively speak English 💔

[dreamy finch]

then how can you communicate with your dad??

[dreamy finch]

i can hear them speaking english when i go in their house

[vivid cedar]

and . .?

that means nun'

[thin crescent]

dad prefer not to speak english and sometimes forget that he's american

[thin crescent]

well that's because we're trying to communicate in english just in case we go back

[warped rune]

Never thought American controversy would show up in this server but there’s a first time for everything

[vivid cedar]

MurICA (🤢)

[rose glacier]

I COME BACK TO SEE DREaMSEXUSL

AW HELL NAW

[thin crescent]

that's just how we talk

it looks like there's a controversy but it's not

[dreamy finch]

If it sounds like that, I'm so sorry I maybe used the wrong terms to explain

[thin crescent]

nah man

[warped rune]

AY WHATS BARUNA DOING THERE

bro the whole squad in that server

[rose glacier]

wtf is ur user

[humble bay]

tf is that server

[warped rune]

The arm pit of yoimiya

[humble bay]

....

[warped rune]

The official genshin one

[humble bay]

damn

you in

[rose glacier]

YAHH ANIME BINGIGN

[warped rune]

LMAO TAG HIM

NO

[tawny cypress]

what

[burnt hearth]

Ppl with 1k + followers in hoyolab

Are content creators

1k-2k something

Toxic there too

[warped rune]

Ohhhhhh

Hi rin my older bro

[muted spade]

cant wait to main freddy🤩

[warped rune]

tomorrow i have history test

im gonna fail it

and my teache ris gonna make fun and embarrass me again

[warped rune]

Hate how it would technically make sense for Freddy to be electro

[humble bay]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-scaramouche-genshin-scaramouche-scara-genshin-scara-gif-22940357

[oblique pulsar]

Err

Is that a new hacking scam

Or legit

[tranquil jetty]

anyone know what happen here?

[mellow trellis]

<@&874036938351448094> scam link, they posted it in multiple channels

[tranquil jetty]

same with the hoyolab app

[oblique pulsar]

Could be changing?

HoYoLAB to hoyoverse

On the app I mean

[mellow trellis]

surprise server maintenance mmm freemogem time

[tranquil jetty]

hope the problem is from mihoyo, not my device

[mellow trellis]

ill check

[oblique pulsar]

I logged in fine

[mellow trellis]

same here

no free raiden funds

[tranquil jetty]

hmm ok

[oblique pulsar]

When you log on and games lagging so bad

And why is yae almost dead 🥺💔

[night lark]

woah

it looks like youre running really high graphics 😔

[mellow trellis]

what my raiden will probably look like 💔

[warped rune]

nah

she ingested naku weeds aswell

[oblique pulsar]

It’s the medium/normal one

[night lark]

oh 😔

i wouldnt know 😔

i run lowest on all my devices

😔

[oblique pulsar]

Awwh

[night lark]

my phone can handle a high graphics but

it dies faster 🤡

[oblique pulsar]

True true

[tawny cypress]

They banned mha and bnha separately

😭

[muted spade]

My laptop decided that its keyboard is gonna fuck itself up

i was trying to type and for whatever reason it wanted to find and replace💀

[rose glacier]

ripp

[warped rune]

dont worry

it was standard

[astral hare]

is there an easy way to kill water mimics?

[radiant girder]

BRUHH WHAT THE HELL I DIDN'T GET YAE 😭

i got jean smh

[upper torrent]

Fuck yeah.

[oblique pulsar]

Yea?

The water they use to attack you heals them. And archers are great for them

[radiant girder]

anyways is there any way to kill off cryo slimes better besides pyro?

[warm plume]

electro

maybe geo

[radiant girder]

electro? alright

[covert cradle]

Why must keqings dmg be so trash

Final strike of her Q talent level 12 with full buffs and jadecutter R1

[warm dawn]

[warped rune]

a keqing main just smelled what you said

[warm plume]

best friends

where

are

you

[covert cradle]

Raiden shogun does 10 times more dmg with initial slash than her with that team setup and has 100% less CD on her build than Keqing

[warped rune]

bro if you get hurt don't come running to me man

you know how ravenous those

keqing mains are

[covert cradle]

It's all good I'm just disappointed in the performance of a C4 keqing with a 5 star weapon

But it's not like I don't have other dps to play so whatever

[warped rune]

You use Keqing for actual damage capabilities

I use Keqing only to look at her skirt flipping with her attacks

We are not the same.

[hardy scroll]

To those AR 56 and above who finished every quest and collected all chest and culus, what else should you do other than spiral abyss?

[boreal karma]

probably another game

[tawny cypress]

well theres your problem
jade cutter

[ashen shoal]

bruh thank you for that lmao

[tawny cypress]

jade cutter is a 4* weapon

[tawny cypress]

dailies and new regions

resin on artis ofc

[desert root]

I mean it's prolly the point, Just do spiral and build your dream team

Test out diff team comp capabilities

[oblique pulsar]

Unless they meant PRIMORDIAL jade cutter

[tawny cypress]

yeah pjc is a 4* weapon

[oblique pulsar]

🤦🏼‍♀️

[covert cradle]

Does pretty well on my other sword users so I'm pretty satisfied with it

[oblique pulsar]

5 stars

🤦🏼‍♀️

[tribal sundial]

its a joke

[tawny cypress]

must be a mistake, its hardly as good as lion's roar

[oblique pulsar]

People can’t count these days

[tawny cypress]

a 4*

[tribal sundial]

if anything its at best a nice stat and crit stick

[covert cradle]

Not surprised by that tbh

[tawny cypress]

its really good, and i genuinely mean this, if you have terrible artifacts
like truly bad

if you struggle to geh 30:90 crit ratios

jade cutter is a life saver

[tribal sundial]

I'd still take it over blacksword though, probably

[tawny cypress]

but if you can get 60:120, or 60:130

at least black sword gives damage bonus

[tribal sundial]

true

[tawny cypress]

having effectively no passive is really bad for its overall output

[covert cradle]

Copium

[tribal sundial]

got mine R5 for phys KQ

so it works fine as is

[tawny cypress]

honestly

bs might be really good for ayato

and pjc too

[covert cradle]

Imagine playing builds below 70CR

[tawny cypress]

hes a high poise, stand still and attack kinda unit
built in self sustain could be super good for him

like if hutao couldnt dodge

[tribal sundial]

I'm wondering how well he'd work with thoma

[tribal sundial]

[tawny cypress]

i mean, keqing gets a free 15%

so youre out here with 73cr

[covert cradle]

Just get lucky

[tawny cypress]

people really tend to under-rate crit rate over 60 or 70ish %

but its so important if youve got the artifact quality to do it

[tribal sundial]

I should probably switch to a CR circlet and pray for CD subs

[tawny cypress]

good crit ratios on units who dont use a crit weapon nor crit ascension tend to be very hard to get

i think my raiden is like 60:150 or so before sara

[tribal sundial]

66:114 for me, I just gave up on farming since it worked well enough

[covert cradle]

Well Raiden gets electrodmg multiplier from the ER as well to compensate for the missing crit Ascension Stat of other 5 Stars, so CD isn't as important as on other chars especially if you have a C6 Sara

[tawny cypress]

🥴

180% electro damage bonus aswell

sara kazoo

[tribal sundial]

no C6 sara, no kazoo

[tawny cypress]

c3 in 2 weeks

[tribal sundial]

and no electro dmg cup because screw rng

[tawny cypress]

atk% is generally better

my atk% goblet is just much worse than my electro one

[opaque nacelle]

to be fair, at 3k ATK, having x2.8 mult on top of x3.148 mult on crit is quite impressive

[tawny cypress]

yeah my raiden is quite well built

this setup is like 450k crits

[covert cradle]

Peasant shogun dmg

[rose glacier]

;-;

[tawny cypress]

sorry im not counting food buffs

nor event buffs

gimme your raw overworld damage nerd

[rose glacier]

oop

[covert cradle]

Easy 700k

[rose glacier]

wtfff

[warped rune]

Nothing. I go back to MC. Rinse and repeat

actually

serenitea pot

[covert cradle]

Hence my disappointment with keqings dmg, being used to see Raiden shogun burst numbers

[tawny cypress]

citation needed

c6 raiden be damned, depending on how whaled your other supports are that is bordering on what is possible

[tribal sundial]

then load limit hits you in the face

[covert cradle]

Post a Screenshot of your 450k first, I'm not gonna start the game now and make one just cause you butthurt about your peasant shogun dmg

[warped rune]

my dumbass placed a dog and a cat outside and the game told me no

[tawny cypress]

youre the one who made an outrageous claim of 700k, youre the one with something to prove
when i get c3 raiden on her upcoming banner, ill post it
until then, i have equations which have proven time and time again to be perfectly accurate (within 50-60 damage) to rely on

YOU, however, have proven that you cant be trusted

so i ask you again

citation needed

[warped rune]

i told kiss-shot to be careful

i warned them two times

now they're face to face with giga-head balakin

and i don't believe they will win

[chrome crest]

SHEESH

[covert cradle]

Not my problem, looks like you can't build your supports properly or are too cheap to invest into their talents

[oblique pulsar]

Keqing is the best electro dps

[tawny cypress]

"i would do 700k"
"prove it"
"uh no, you suck"

[rose glacier]

imagine not hitting 420k

[tawny cypress]

listen to yourself

[rose glacier]

im sorry.

[oblique pulsar]

Bala always starting fights I swear

😂

What was the other memorable one? That you thought amber was a minor

[rose glacier]

ambers aminor tho

isnt she a minor

[covert cradle]

Butthurt

[oblique pulsar]

she’s an adult

[rose glacier]

shit what

seriously

[oblique pulsar]

She’s barely 18-20

[chrome crest]

shes like 20

[oblique pulsar]

Like she’s not ancient

But she’s old enough

[rose glacier]

i thought she would be around 15-16

[chrome crest]

canonically its 24 iirc

[warped rune]

me who doesn't care about any of their ages unless they're one of the lolis:

[rose glacier]

she does not look 20+

[oblique pulsar]

Then she wouldn’t be drinking alcohol

Diona is an adult

She’s a loli

[rose glacier]

oh wait she drank?

diona is an adult

so true

[tawny cypress]

to claim that is to ignore design principals which hyv leans on to an extreme degree

[oblique pulsar]

😂

Like diona be running her own TAVERN

And she’s a legal loli

[chrome crest]

did you say lean 💜💜💜💜

[warped rune]

yae miko havers raging and shitting:

[tawny cypress]

i dont really get the whole "I LOVE LEAN" meme thats been a thing this week

[oblique pulsar]

I have yae too

And her weapon

I love them both

[warped rune]

https://tenor.com/view/carnage-venom-venom-let-there-be-carnage-lean-carnage-carnage-lean-gif-24709803

[rose glacier]

naw bc r yall fighitng over dmg 😭

[oblique pulsar]

Damage doesn’t even matter as long as you enjoy the playstyle and the characters

[covert cradle]

Well Klee could be older than everyone else in the Knights of favonius since she's an elf

[rose glacier]

💀

[oblique pulsar]

True

[chrome crest]

design wise yae >

[rose glacier]

kaeya>

[oblique pulsar]

And qiqi. Is a ZOMBIE. And over 500yrs old

[tawny cypress]

its not just damage, people can and have hit 1m with raiden in the overworld
im calling out an outrageous claim from a pathological liar

[warped rune]

bro i feel so lost when people comparing how much crit dmg they do, meanwhile i don't even know when i crit or if i crit at all

[oblique pulsar]

Yet looks like she’s 12

[rose glacier]

true qiqi is like old asf

old ass women

[chrome crest]

fanart kaeya> ingame kaeya

[warped rune]

ningguang still should've been a 5 star to this day

[rose glacier]

depends

depends

[oblique pulsar]

Meanwhile everyone around me getting qiqi. And I went through 5 5 stars last night. And 0 qiqi

[warped rune]

qiqi is a 5 star cause she's dead or smth and she forgot how powerful she was? nah

[chrome crest]

ning mains unite

[rose glacier]

i physically choked on this

[warped rune]

honestly idk how to play as ningguang

i'm confused

[oblique pulsar]

@fluid atlas is a huge Bing main

[rose glacier]

fanart kaeya go brrr

[oblique pulsar]

Ning*

[chrome crest]

LMAO

[covert cradle]

Reported for defamation I showed proof unlike you and now you're just slandering me

[rose glacier]

a founding father all right

[fluid atlas]

Yeee

true

[warped rune]

you didn't actually report him right

[fluid atlas]

Lmao I got confused why you were talking about chandler bing😂

[oblique pulsar]

😂

Chats getting interesting

[fluid atlas]

AMEN

[chrome crest]

have zhongli. do e. run through e. boom.

[chrome crest]

yeees

[warped rune]

I see

[chrome crest]

yeees

[warped rune]

I just have problems figuring out her set of attacks but

when i get my noelle team running

i'll learn

[tawny cypress]

My multi (real)

[chrome crest]

wow!

[fluid atlas]

Could've been better

The last could've been a standard character

[tawny cypress]

[fluid atlas]

Try a bit harder next time

<3

[oblique pulsar]

I wish

[covert cradle]

Wow you pulled a 6 star Char Bennet congrats

[chrome crest]

"new"

[tawny cypress]

great gif

thank you for sharing

i will now share on 3 other servers

[dreamy crater]

Gif theft

[tawny cypress]

[tawny cypress]

i was mistaken, its actually almost 550k (0 food buffs, overworld, not vs a highly vulnerable enemy like the PMA)

ill get back to you in 2 weeks with the in-game pic

[covert cradle]

Sure man, if you are that desperate for recognition

[tawny cypress]

at least im not the one who has to lie to feel good about myself

[covert cradle]

Just crown your supports and get them 5 star weapons

[tawny cypress]

they literally all have 5* weapons

[covert cradle]

Then I'm sorry your dmg is so bad

[warped rune]

..

https://tenor.com/view/swag-fire-on-ohyeah-pants-on-fire-gif-7172641

[tawny cypress]

[covert cradle]

I posted an actual ingame dmg Screenshot, meanwhile you just make, whatever claims you want with a dmg calculator where you can input whatever you like, sure I'm the liar, the irony

[tawny cypress]

you posted a picture from an event with like 4 food buffs
sure, it exists, but for all intents and purposes it doesnt count

how do you not see the irony

[rose glacier]

...

[covert cradle]

Can't even count Icons at bottom of screen, adeptus temptation and electro poiton=4 foodbuffs. 5 head maths

[tawny cypress]

top 1 ways to entirely miss the point

if you genuinely believe that event buffs and food only increased your damage by 40% you are out of your mind or using the wrong event buffs

[covert cradle]

The little sword icon is from the support buff btw, but you wouldn't know cause you live in a dmg calculator instead of playing the actual game

[rose glacier]

food buffs dont really incresae ur dmg that much tho

[tawny cypress]

they actually are quite significant

[opaque nacelle]

reason I don't believe any DMG showcase outside current abyss

[warped rune]

technically ei cant use food buffs because she can't cook

[icy kraken]

@warped rune has leveled up to LEVEL 7

[warped rune]

Hey man sometimes I gotta use cr food

[tawny cypress]

^^

[rose glacier]

me when childe

[warped rune]

and this is how i leveled up

[opaque nacelle]

CR food hides your 5 / 350 ratio

[warped rune]

HELP

😭😭😭

Cr food for the nuke showcase

[tawny cypress]

544k to 632k just from adeptus and electro potion
(1.16x more damage, 88k increase)

[covert cradle]

Not being able to cook and not being able to eat are two different things, if they were the same humanity=extinct🤣

[opaque nacelle]

coooking was invented ages after eating was

and more by accident afaik

like most stuff

[warped rune]

What if it was a 48% cr and I just want to be sure

And the most cr you can get is like

20%

[tawny cypress]

but if you want proof of event buffs being strong, i have clips of my raiden hitting for 440k with only 1 support and no food buffs in the hyakunin ikki event

theyre very powerful

[warped rune]

Maybe more depending on what you’re showcasing

[warped rune]

i honestly just fucking let out this fart and it is tearing my ass up i'll brb

[warm plume]

mmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeee in my cooking course rn

[tawny cypress]

the joke potential

[opaque nacelle]

I mean the tower defense game allowed ganyu INTEGER OVERFLOW DMG, which is why damage now is capped at like 9,999,999 or so

[tawny cypress]

ayup

any and all event damage showcases are just for funs and are not a real flex

[covert cradle]

Still a funny thought, like every baby born immediately gets challenged to a cooking battle shokugeki no soma style and if you can't do it get thrown to the wolves immediately

[tawny cypress]

soylent*

[opaque nacelle]

@covert cradle isn't that just spartans to all female infants? /s

[manic topaz]

[warped rune]

amazonians kill every male infant

wait no

its the amazons

man fuck wonder woman anyways

[manic topaz]

good kill off the male species

[warm plume]

rhiiiii

hiiiiiiiiiiiii

[manic topaz]

hiii

at work today @warm plume

this 44 year old man

gave me his number

[warm plume]

im at my vet course so bored and lonely

[covert cradle]

Suppa man still best hero

[manic topaz]

he could be mums brother

[warm plume]

BHA

WTF

[manic topaz]

he was like

[warm plume]

hey remember me

[opaque nacelle]

"young girls for old men" is a common trope in nsfw content, especially if the old man is a fugly bastard

[manic topaz]

"I don't normally do this"

[warm plume]

i used to chnage your diapers

[warped rune]

Grossss

[manic topaz]

gave sticky note to me and

ran off like a shy middle school boy

[warm plume]

eugggggg

BHAHA

thats gross

we got gotcha during our break and the server lady winked at me

made me nervous

[warped rune]

but was she hot

[manic topaz]

LMAO

[covert cradle]

Milf alert

[oblique pulsar]

Milf=double lunch?

[warped rune]

he probably missed a lisa

[manic topaz]

is gotcha Boba

[warm plume]

bro she wss prettyyy

yes

[warped rune]

should've grabbed her up

[warm plume]

got hello kitty cups

[warped rune]

she was probably a ying'er or something

[warm plume]

hel;eppsl

[oblique pulsar]

Not that npc 😂

[warm plume]

she def gave me extra toppings

[manic topaz]

i hate complimenting girls cause they ignore me

I decided I was gonna be more outgoing and compliment others and I said "hey I love your style" and she responded with "hey"

[oblique pulsar]

Timeaus and her flirting over the perfume event

[warped rune]

And you could've done the same to her aswell.

[manic topaz]

instantly crawled back into a shell

[covert cradle]

I'd call ningguang mommy all day

[warm plume]

HLLEPEPP

[manic topaz]

wait

oh nvm

my coworker complimented this girl like multiple times

and she ignored her entire existence

💀

like damn

[warm plume]

damn bro

f

me when i worked at boba place once and

constantly got asked if i was single

[warped rune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/626185621718827018/945886544663805972/20220222_225557.jpg

[manic topaz]

there's a gotcha place near me I like their coffee drinks

[covert cradle]

They all want some of that free boba

[warm plume]

i was literlaly 15 pls

[covert cradle]

He also a geo archer?

[warped rune]

I got him at C5

[dreamy crater]

Yikes

[covert cradle]

Child labor, call the FBI

[manic topaz]

i was gonna say I don't think I've been flirted with but

i work at a place that prints on wood

and a junkie bloke came up and said he wanted a photo of him and I on it

[dreamy crater]

Sounds like a flirt

But yes puke

[warm plume]

euuhhgh

[warped rune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/609575958122594317/945887527057915994/ezgif.com-gif-maker_2.gif

[manic topaz]

so swaggers bestie

[warm plume]

YOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE ABOUT TO SHARPEN KNIVES

[manic topaz]

oh man

i had a girl in food tech

that was fucking crazy

she grabbed a knife and slashed at around at some other dude getting on her nerves

he probably deserved it

loved her

[warm plume]

BRO????

we had a stabbing last year

[manic topaz]

I'm surprised we never did

considering how many students had them casually in their bags

what a dude pull one out and go crazy on an eshay

middle of science

[warm plume]

mmmmm physics

😍

[tribal sundial]

Calculate the speed at which the body hits the floor

[burnt hearth]

Gm

[tribal sundial]

Hello there

[burnt hearth]

XD

[granite harness]

Sup

[dreamy crater]

And then experiment to ensure the values line up

[tribal sundial]

Larger sample size is better, so call in the other class to help out

[dreamy crater]

Mhmm

[manic topaz]

[dreamy crater]

I don't think the ethics board will approve of this experiment tho

Sadly

[burnt hearth]

Nino best waifu

[dreamy crater]

Umm okay

[warm plume]

[warped rune]

“Waifu 🤓”

[tribal sundial]

Don't need approval if no one is left to tell the tale

[dreamy crater]

Ummm

What a fancy way to rephrase genocide

[tribal sundial]

Stealth mission 101

[ancient dome]

sheesh

this piece is at lvl 12 btw

i will feed more once i get a good geo char

[fiery gyro]

Slayyyy, russia 😍

[warped rune]

boss raid

i'll bring my noelle

[fiery gyro]

I'll bring my dps barbara

[hot fiber]

I'll bring C6 Bennett

Oh hey, I just had a great idea for a way to make C7+ constellation rolls worth something without Greedhoyo having to give out more rolls.

have them give tokens to reroll artifact substats.

[dreamy crater]

Ooooo

[fiery gyro]

Omg yes

[manic topaz]

i think that'd be way too overpowered for whales though unfortunately

[hot fiber]

4 star token would let you reroll where the level up values went, 5 star token would let you reroll the entire set.

[manic topaz]

like tectone level whales

[fiery gyro]

We need artifact rerolls 😩

[hot fiber]

^

[hallow crest]

yes

hi hyd

[hot fiber]

I mean, you could straight up buy the 4* versions once you had a c6 4* from the shop.

[manic topaz]

or it could just be an abyss reward

[hot fiber]

yes it would be more valuable to whales that way, but it would hardly be valueless to non-whales.

I mean I don't think that should be the only way to get it, but it would certainly be a worthy replacement for a constellation rank

[hallow crest]

like if you pass an abyss lvl, you get rewarded with a 4* character

or constellation

[dreamy crater]

Nahhh

[manic topaz]

also another option could be for ar54+ rewards

[hot fiber]

a fucking hell of a lot better than the current insult.

[manic topaz]

as in the artifiact reroll thing

[dreamy crater]

only the first time clear maybe

[tawny cypress]

abyss 3, xiangling

[dreamy crater]

Exactly what I was thinking of

[hallow crest]

yea

or to balance it more, a 4* thing

[manic topaz]

imagine one day

Livestream announcement

"To make it easier for players, the next update will introduce a system that automatically activates constellations so you don't have to go into the character menu"

[dreamy crater]

…

[hallow crest]

pls no

[hot fiber]

hahahahhhahah!

[fiery gyro]

No pls

[manic topaz]

everyone gets fucked in the ass

[hot fiber]

fuck your C5 Bennett campers XD

[dreamy crater]

The community would be in anarchy

[fiery gyro]

I'll quit genshin if they ever announce that

[hallow crest]

hahahaa

[hot fiber]

I would laugh so fucking hard XD

[fiery gyro]

Now cons that you can toggle on and off on the other hand

[hallow crest]

ups you have c5 bennett, it would be a shame that i activate the c6 you have but not activated, no?

[hot fiber]

they give you cons you can toggle, but Bennett burst is changed to permanently add pyro effect.

[hallow crest]

the real 50/50

[dreamy crater]

I want c 6 Bennett to have his infusion concurrently as other infusions

[hot fiber]

^

[dreamy crater]

Thatd be broken

[hot fiber]

oh wait

[dreamy crater]

Self melt ayaka/cy

[hot fiber]

no that would be broken lol

[hallow crest]

yea

[hot fiber]

actually

[hallow crest]

one reaction on one basic attack

[warm plume]

i yearn for c6 bennen

hi damion

[hot fiber]

make his burst add pyro, but when C6 he periodically applies pyro for duration.

ohai!

[fiery gyro]

Lol

[hallow crest]

dude help

[warped rune]

official horror game, can't play this anymore

[dreamy crater]

Xq but pyro basically

[hot fiber]

pretty much

[warm plume]

cheat😈

[warped rune]

it's the fact this motherfucker can literally smell me

[warm plume]

did you shower today

[dreamy crater]

Your said that because of your name rn right

[hallow crest]

stinky

[warm plume]

@dreamy crater can i call you jay

[warped rune]

Nah it's because the mob actually does a smelling noise for the player

[dreamy crater]

Hmmm jh

[warm plume]

jh

[rugged thunder]

https://tenor.com/bm4aW.gif

[warm plume]

jhjjhjhhhjjhhj

hjnhjhjhjjhh

[dreamy crater]

Ye but it's actually listening, not smelling so

[warped rune]

wtf is she doing to her? is that rape? I've never seen that object before in my life

[manic topaz]

BRUUUH

[warped rune]

another day, one day closer to noelle C6

[warped rune]

BRO

HE IS LITERALLY

SMELLING

I CAN HEAR THE SOUND

[hallow crest]

smelling like a dog

sniff sniff

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sniffing-dog-sniffing-what-da-dog-doin-gif-23282557

[warm plume]

sniffs

DOGEY

[hallow crest]

now change the dog for the monster right there

[dreamy crater]

?

[manic topaz]

i like your creative acquired netherite set bro

[warped rune]

he'll just two shot you either way

[hallow crest]

its like the people that got c3 or more in one ten pull

[warped rune]

and i'm testing him out

[warped rune]

IM SOBBIGND HELP

[hot fiber]

I don't get it.

[tawny cypress]

me neither

[tribal sundial]

[warped rune]

At the end of sk8 episode there’s a really peppy intro with waving palm trees after something tragic happens

sounds hot

https://tenor.com/view/zhongli-mem-gif-24517525

[carmine turret]

Mans lost all his hair, finally after 6000 years

[hot fiber]

he seems thrilled

must've been a weight off his shoulders.

never has to see a barber again.

[carmine turret]

Indeed

[carmine turret]

more drip than drip goku

[manic topaz]

why did worldle just

become a trend in here

[warm plume]

idk gamers

[hot fiber]

bananas

[warped rune]

Fucks sake I hate this shit so much but it's so good

[carmine turret]

Why do you hate it, it's genuinely a really good edit

[warped rune]

That's the reason

I hate it because it's so good

It can be passed by anything

Can't*

[carmine turret]

That's the same for me with the "you genshined the wrong impact" video

It's so shitty

but it becomes so good

but because it's soo good

I hate it

[warped rune]

I'mma carry my lazy ass to bed

[carmine turret]

But because I'm facinated about how much I hate it I like ti too

[warped rune]

Check you

[carmine turret]

how to beat first raiden

she teleports every 2 seconds knowing exactly where I will go and combos me to death

[manic topaz]

get good

[dreamy crater]

^

Not wrong

[warm plume]

yeah just

[dreamy crater]

Just don't get hit 5head

[carmine turret]

ye bro if you're poor just get money

ez

[warm plume]

fr

running home yes

[dreamy crater]

Mmmm

[covert cradle]

Have zhongli

[dreamy crater]

Blurry ass photo lmao

[carmine turret]

ah yes

[manic topaz]

i like your cardigan

[dreamy crater]

Not mine

At all

[carmine turret]

right after zhongli banner goes

[manic topaz]

itd suit you

[dreamy crater]

I don't think it'd fit

[carmine turret]

damn you have a macbok???

[dreamy crater]

Like too small

[manic topaz]

isnt that an ACER

lmao

[dreamy crater]

That's an asus

[manic topaz]

yeah asus

that one

[dreamy crater]

I'm just waiting for my sis to go into the room

[covert cradle]

Then learn to play genshin dark souls style

[carmine turret]

core i3 broken hinge integrated graphics all the way man

[hot fiber]

seems a bit sus... a sus...

[dreamy crater]

Terrible

[manic topaz]

boooooooooooooooo

[dreamy crater]

Go reflect

[carmine turret]

DID I SEE SUS

SUSSI BAKER??!?!1

[dreamy crater]

Baker lmao

[carmine turret]

A SUSSI IMPOSTAAAA

[manic topaz]

my one and only reason

goodbye

[carmine turret]

blue is sus

[hot fiber]

a sus...

[warm plume]

are you playing piano for us

[carmine turret]

ey ey

[hot fiber]

NEIN!

[dreamy crater]

I'm tryna record

[carmine turret]

sussy impostaa

[warm plume]

awhh

[dreamy crater]

But people being noisy

[manic topaz]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ues2tJuPIE

[dreamy crater]

And existent

[hot fiber]

impostabater

[tribal sundial]

what song out of curiosity

[carmine turret]

muppet

[dreamy crater]

Some of my compositions then some of my repertoire

Debussy

Faure

Maybe ravel

[warm plume]

GUYS

I THINK MY WIGS ARE HERE

worth the run

[hot fiber]

get wiggy with it.

[dreamy crater]

Now there's three people in the roommmmm

For fk sakeee

[manic topaz]

genuinely didnt wrealise that childe has 2 dif animations depending on when you use his burst lmao

[dreamy crater]

As in what stance?

[hot fiber]

2 different effects too

[manic topaz]

yeah

[warm plume]

i will.

[manic topaz]

[dreamy crater]

Hmm

[dreamy crater]

I'm just sitting here awkwardly at the piano

Waiting

Waiting

[warm plume]

say its fpor a school project

[dreamy crater]

It's a personal project

Also I'm out of school

xD

[oblique pulsar]

Bug?

Freemos?

[warped rune]

Never thought I’d get hate crimed

[oblique pulsar]

Oof

[warm plume]

OOF

[warped rune]

Wth do I do wittb thus…

Anyways

[dreamy crater]

Gib

[warped rune]

[oblique pulsar]

Easy

[warped rune]

I don’t even use catalysts

[oblique pulsar]

Crit catalyst weapon

[warped rune]

MY ALBEDO IS GONNA LOOOVE THIS ONE

[oblique pulsar]

It’s still good for any crit mage

[warped rune]

[dreamy crater]

Homa of catalysts

[oblique pulsar]

You don’t use his defense sword that was made for him from his event? 0.0

[warped rune]

No

[oblique pulsar]

That’s pain

[warped rune]

He has mistsplitter

And now jade cutter

Kazoo hearing he’s about to get mistsplitter back:

Anyways what the fuck do I do with either catalyst

Bcuz

That’s not aquilla

[manic topaz]

save for future cute male catalyst user

[tawny cypress]

Stahp

[manic topaz]

keep going

[oblique pulsar]

Baizhu when

[dreamy crater]

Also dainsleif?

[warm plume]

YOURE ACTUALLY KIDDING

[manic topaz]

LMFAOOO

[dreamy crater]

lmaoooo

[oblique pulsar]

Ouch

That’s a whole new level of broke

That’s Mona Tier broke

[warped rune]

Speedrun core

Ion got the resin to 90 it

[manic topaz]

don't got the fuckin mora either

wait

i thought you were chisa

[warped rune]

[round verge]

pull yae

[warped rune]

I hate catalysts

And yae

[round verge]

bruh

imagine hating yae

[warped rune]

I do <3 anyways my jade cutter is lv 90 now

[granite harness]

Yeah you are no longer my friend

[warped rune]

Do you want my kagura’s verity

[round verge]

my dissapointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[manic topaz]

bribery

[granite harness]

Yass

[granite harness]

What happened?

[warped rune]

Slayyyy all yours

[round verge]

.

[warped rune]

Tale my lost prayers and r2 skyward atlas too

[granite harness]

You got yae?

Stonks?

[round verge]

yes

[warm plume]

rin will you hatw me if i cosplay yae rn

[warped rune]

No

I spent $200 for a jade cutter and for what

My Albedo is drowning in all his pretty weapons

[warm plume]

me w homa

got r2 elegy

]

mmfmfmdzj

[warped rune]

L

My lost prayers and KV are praying for you

[warm plume]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhh\

[warped rune]

3 catalysts and not one wgs in sight

[warm plume]

i forget thats a standard weapon sometimes'

[warped rune]

Where the hell. Is my aquilla.

[dreamy crater]

Not here I can tell you that much

[warm plume]

no wayyy

[granite harness]

Ahh makes sense you hate it

Lol

[manic topaz]

goodnight

[granite harness]

Want a skyward pride?

[warped rune]

GET OUT

[granite harness]

rejected

[warm plume]

its 5pm you okay?

[manic topaz]

rhi tired

[warm plume]

awh

night night

[granite harness]

True that

[dreamy crater]

Gn

[granite harness]

I am just trying yae and all

[warped rune]

Pull her weapon

[granite harness]

I can generally 10 3 with her

[granite harness]

I will go for raiden

[warped rune]

Set your course to jade cutter and watch the magic happen

[granite harness]

Pls dont rerun kazuha in 2.6

Pls

[tribal sundial]

I'll give you my 7

[covert cradle]

pls rerun Kazuha in 2.6 I really want his C2

[dreamy crater]

I also want his c2 but broke

[dreamy crater]

Just realised you don't know how I look uhhh

[warm plume]

my mum was gonna complain about my room but then she saw me in the wig and she walked away

[warped rune]

Goodmorning

[warped rune]

Was the wig scary or smt

[warm plume]

hi shaun

no its my yae miko wig

shes just like

what are you dping

scoffs

[granite harness]

How would yae and ayato work together??

[round verge]

https://medal.tv/games/genshin-impact/clips/c30dB0NixnLmF/d1337ZBxsTKE?invite=cr-MSxsb08sNTA5MjgzNDks

angry yae

actually

not angry

just a little upset that she is interupted

[warped rune]

💀💀💀

[burnt hearth]

Helo guys

[warped rune]

Hi heinous