Aircraft Specific Crash Messages

[dusky badger]

Specific crash messages that may appear when crashing a certain type of aircraft. This mechanic already exists, such as the Concorde exclusive "<player> got DC-10'd" message and F-15 exclusive "<player> ruined the perfect record"

Here are some proposals, feel free to suggest more and I'll add them in.

• <player> didn't steal the million (Dassault Falcon 20)
• <player> aimed for the stars (North American X-15)
• <player> lost their left door (Douglas DC-10)
• <player> was no Yelyan (Tupolev Tu-144)
• <player> did not reach Paris (Spirit of St. Louis)
• <player> went up in flames (LZ-129 Hindenburg)
• <player> player headed for Remagen (Arado Ar 234B/C)
• <player> discovered the laws of physics (Kalinin K-7)
• <player> got caught in a storm (Lockheed F-35)
• <player> surpassed FL00 (Alekseyev KM and Lun Class Ekranoplan)
• <player> reset character (Aeronautican)
• <player> woke up the Raptor (Survaliance Balloon)
• <player> discovered Romanian AA (Antonov An-12)( @lilac ermine are you happy now?)
• <player> cut some corners (Boeng 737 MAX)
• <player> messed with magnesium (Boeing B-29)
• <player> alerted the Luftwaffe (Boeing B-17/Lancaster)
• <player> got Vientam'ed (F-4)

Also all of these are references, lets see how many you get.

[quaint kite]

had a proper laugh with the last one

[lilac ermine]

romanian refrance the first one

[dusky badger]

Huh? no...

[lilac ermine]

[dusky badger]

What was your idea?

[lilac ermine]

never mind

[winter umbra]

@hasty phoenix

[dusky badger]

I think I know what you're getting at...

Its actually a movie reference.

[lilac ermine]

ah

[gaunt stream]

adding more to this

• <player> had a few screws come loose (Su-57)
• <player> was found and shot (Su-57)
• <player> reset character (aeronautican)
• <player> had a run in with some fighters (B-17/B29)
• <player> had two turning, two burning, two smoking, two choking and two more unaccounted for (B-36)
• <player>'s engines decided to get a little toasty (B-36)

[ebon edge]

<player> became a statistic as their engines caught fire (B-29)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> found structual failure is caused by the square hole (DeHaviland Comet)

[quaint kite]

• <player> discovered helicopters don't glide (any helicopter)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> decided to land at Hostomel for repairs (Antonov AN 225)

[quaint kite]

airliner crash messages could go wrong

theres one I'm thinking of that we should stay away from

[gaunt stream]

• <player> was shot down by friendly fire (any russian military aircraft)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> now knows how romanian AA looks like (Antonov AN 12)

[quaint kite]

can we crash boats yet?

[lilac ermine]

idk

[gaunt stream]

• <player> found salvation (dassault rafale)

[quaint kite]

• <player> did not see the iceberg (that one boat from ages ago)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> can't take the XL grind (F-16)

• <player> wasted 8 hours (F-16XL)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> was a little too unstable to handle this (f-16)

[quaint kite]

• <player> woke up the F-22 (High altitude surveillance balloon)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> ran into his own bullets (F11F-1 tiger)

• <player> had his radio (and other components) stolen (IL-80)

• <player> got too complacent (F-117)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> got too toasted (b-17)

[quaint kite]

• <player> caught on fire, flooded, lost main engines, lost backup engines and exploded (admiral kuznetsov)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> was fascinated by starfighters (XB-70)

• <player> had a whole bunch of issues (F-104)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> was fascinated by xb-70 (f-104)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> found out he wasn't playing steam edition (AFP balloon)

• <player> was added to a fresh kill counter (weather balloon)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> couldnt handle a computer error on board (a330)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> had a few unreported bugs (737 max 8)

[lilac ermine]

any maxes

[winter umbra]

possible but impossible

[gaunt stream]

• <player> decided to cut corners & costs(737 maxes)

[winter umbra]

sinking code exists and ive used it before but its impossible to trigger a sink normally

[gaunt stream]

• <player> spoke out too much(any boeing planes)

[winter umbra]

<player> got sent to washington (any boeing planes)

ifykyk

[gaunt stream]

• <player> forgot how to fly (any u-2)

[quaint kite]

what

I saw that

lmao

[dusky badger]

Oh lots of good ones.

[lilac ermine]

• <player> had a critial loss of control (dc-10)

[quaint kite]

[gaunt stream]

• <player> decided to become a lawndart (F-104)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> failed to save someones life (any military plane that used as a amublance)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> decided to become the first modern air crash (a350-900)

[dusky badger]

We're getting banned with this one.

[quaint kite]

not to mention aussie's one

[dusky badger]

And that too.

Udated the list with the better ones.

[gaunt stream]

the b-36 one is good too

[dusky badger]

Yea, but too long I think. I've spent like half an hour trying to shorten it.

[gaunt stream]

<player>'s engines decided it was too cold (B-36)

• <player> really hates the marines (V-22)

• <player> had a bunch of issues (V-22)

• <player> had a faulty transmission (V-22)

[dusky badger]

<player> negatively ascended (Any Russian aircraft from the war in Ukraine)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> found that western tanks do not fly (chally 2)

maybe make the max one

• <player> cut some corners (Boeng 737 MAX)

[dusky badger]

That's on there.

[gaunt stream]

you put "cut the corners"

[dusky badger]

• <player> found out Soviet tanks do (A-40)

[gaunt stream]

<player> couldn't handle actual combat (su 57/75)

[dusky badger]

Yea, that's better.

[lilac ermine]

any helicoper

[gaunt stream]

"cut some corners" sounds better

[lilac ermine]

• <player> failed to gta III that tank (a-40)

[quaint kite]

• <player> got driven out by the locals (piper comanche)

[gaunt stream]

LOL

[lilac ermine]

• <player> got russian flare'd (us drones)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> got too close (su 27/all flankers)

[quaint kite]

• <player> decided they prefer swimming (747)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> got widowmak'ed/got starfight'ed (f-104)

[dusky badger]

<player> flew got hit by Crimean AA.

[quaint kite]

lol

[lilac ermine]

/Romanian AA

[dusky badger]

Nah, that only works when you're on the ground.

[gaunt stream]

• <player> lost the bossfight (Foulke)

[lilac ermine]

romania has aa

[quaint kite]

see, it's pointing at the truck behind

[lilac ermine]

anyways

• <player> failed ride check

[gaunt stream]

• <player> caused a political hedache (dassault 50 suzanna)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> skipped rudder test (conc,737,747)

[dusky badger]

<player> ruined the holiday (BZ-308)

Oh wait, we don't have that in game yet💀

[lilac ermine]

its fine

[quaint kite]

• <player> lived the life of a prototype (Me-262 HG II)

[lilac ermine]

• <player> has lost an f-35 while trainning

[gaunt stream]

• <player> was forced down a kaiju's throat (Shinden)

[dusky badger]

We better get that added.

[quaint kite]

Yeah

[lilac ermine]

• <player> failed barroll

[quaint kite]

I still don't have a 262

in aero

[quaint kite]

when we get the 262 remodel we will

trust

[lilac ermine]

• <player> got Vientam'ed by mig-21 (f-4)

[quaint kite]

• <player> lost to a single engine prop (MiG-15)

[gaunt stream]

• <player> couldn't handle the wind (tu-104)

[quaint kite]

I was going to make a space shuttle one

but then I remembered

[lilac ermine]

• <player> his role was parade plane not military plane (mig-9)

[dusky badger]

Aussie please!

[quaint kite]

YES!

Please Ausse!

[dusky badger]

Now that's good.

[lilac ermine]

well there could be more

[dusky badger]

He's remodeling the Me 262, but not sure if he will do the HG variant(s).

[quaint kite]

ping him

wait

don;t

you'll get sent to webley

[quaint kite]

not on his trello?

[lilac ermine]

• <player> failed to cope whit the warning (a320)

[dusky badger]

Working on the Ju-390 with him, I'll ask the next time we talk.

[quaint kite]

oh cool, didn't realise you were a contributer

[dusky badger]

Also no HG on trello.

[quaint kite]

yeah...

[dusky badger]

I have 4 planes in game, with 2 more rolling out.

[quaint kite]

sick!

[dusky badger]

Referance to what?

[lilac ermine]

air asia 8501

[quaint kite]

I think we need the Ho-229 before the HG II

imo

[dusky badger]

Facts.

[quaint kite]

and the bigger one

[dusky badger]

Aussie does have it started btw.

Asked about the bigger one, but its a no for now.

[quaint kite]

for now?!

[dusky badger]

I might make it for CAS someday.

[quaint kite]

I think we need more planes like the 229 and HG II

in aero

I'm sure theres heaps that we don't know about yet

[dusky badger]

Aero Wunderwaffe update!

[quaint kite]

yeah, exactly

[dusky badger]

I've been pusshing for this for ages.

[quaint kite]

I wanted to start the Luftwaffe Air Group, where we do formation flights in WW2 aircaft

but wasn't sure how well that would go, due to.. well you know

[dusky badger]

Go ahead, as long ad its not political or against any rules.

I've done events with WW2 aircraft formations plenty of times.

[lilac ermine]

• <player> had a oxigen loss (learjet,737-300)

[quaint kite]

there's a ton of Blohm and Voss planes too

that may not have been suggested

what about the Me 264?

3 airworthy prototypes built and flown

[dusky badger]

On my scedule actually.

Next one I'll make after the Ju-390.

[quaint kite]

oh nice

someone suggested the He 280 a while ago, dunno if anything came of it

[dusky badger]

I doubt someone would want to make it.

[lilac ermine]

• <player> had a loss of awarness

[shadow wolf]

<player> should have listened to the GWPS

[dusky badger]

Very few people are interested in the Luftwaffe aircraft, and even few make them.

[quaint kite]

I'm down to make it

[shadow wolf]

So uh you plan to do the HE111 or JU88?

or DO 17

[quaint kite]

or try

[dusky badger]

You have blender experience?

[quaint kite]

A bit, yeah

[dusky badger]

Ju-390, then Me 264, then MAYBE Me 323Z.

[quaint kite]

mainly just rendering though

and the occasional simulation

[shadow wolf]

Wait isn't the 323Z fictional?

[dusky badger]

Ju-390

[dusky badger]

Um no... They made one.

[quaint kite]

Mate, that looks amazing

[dusky badger]

Thanks!

[shadow wolf]

or you plan to do the flaming pencil

[lilac ermine]

• <player> had the flight controls revesed (e-190-1,beachcraft 1900)

[dusky badger]

P.13a?

[shadow wolf]

the only heavy bomber the nazis actually used

[quaint kite]

this may also be slightly off topic for a suggestion containing exit messages

[shadow wolf]

He177

[dusky badger]

Ah.

Not in my plans, no.

I only got confirmation to make the Ju-390 and Me 264.

Rest I have to ask later.

[shadow wolf]

Im suprised you went for the more obscure prototype nazi bombers

rather then the common ones

[quaint kite]

does that mean I have to ask to make a He 280?

or can I make it then "submit" it

[dusky badger]

Usually make it, and if the devs like it it gets accepted.

[shadow wolf]

Well why not be a full time dev orange?

or join the dev team?

im sure you did alot of good work

and they are happy to welcome you in

[quaint kite]

ah ok, will see how I go

[dusky badger]

Because you have to apply when positions are open.

[lilac ermine]

• <player> couldnt handle the heat (insert plane that got a inflight fire/ player enters into lava) {im not sure this was implemented}

[dusky badger]

Or SR-71.

[shadow wolf]

then you should apply

[quaint kite]

there is a message for that

[dusky badger]

Or some other super fast aircraft that can literally melt.

Yea, there are 5 lava messages.

[lilac ermine]

mig-25

[quaint kite]

if you enter the lava in hell in the Bf 109 you get a special message

or the other one

I remember you and I trying it a while ago Orange

[dusky badger]

One of these 5:

<player> fell in lava trying to escape the FAA.
<player> got cooked.
<player> lost the floor is lava.
<player> melted.
<player> thought lava was orange juice.

[lilac ermine]

its there oh

[lilac ermine]

these are all of them

[shadow wolf]

or

<player> was never heard or seen ever again

[dusky badger]

Crash into the void outside map.

[lilac ermine]

(777 )

[dusky badger]

or in a 777

Great minds think alike💀

[lilac ermine]

[quaint kite]

or land in a forest and end flight

[shadow wolf]

Or just be like that stolen ex american 727 that suddenly took off and was enver found or seen ever again

[unique lake]

• <player> couldn't dodge the 7th SAM (All F-16 Variants)

[quaint kite]

• <player> Moved in with Amelia Earhart (lockheed electra)

[shadow wolf]

<player> got eaten by a bunch of coconut crabs

[quaint kite]

@dusky badger

[dusky badger]

Did it really have folding wings?

[quaint kite]

think that's just an artists impression

[lilac ermine]

• <player> had a major finnacial issues/finnacial crisis

[quaint kite]

what about the bell V-280 Gunship

[unique lake]

https://youtu.be/2uh4yMAx2UA?si=9WFAgPez85UIbHtZ

[lilac ermine]

• <player> had been distracted by major soccer/football match(737-200)

[quaint kite]

and so it begins

[dusky badger]

• <player> got lost in the fog (mig 21)

Oh wait.

[lilac ermine]

any plane

[dusky badger]

People will 100% interpret that as the helicopter crash.

[shadow wolf]

did that actually happen?

[barren root]

you forgor a certain boeing aircraft

[lilac ermine]

varig 254

[shadow wolf]

Oh that explains alot

also

[quaint kite]

aussie suggested one in this thread

[shadow wolf]

<player> had a child on the controls (For a310)

[lilac ermine]

a310

[lilac ermine]

its a310

[shadow wolf]

Right

[dusky badger]

Un no, they went in the wrong direction I think.

[lilac ermine]

but what did they use for guidence

radio station

[shadow wolf]

Typical saftey record for a latin american airline

[barren root]

some incident involved with the 777

[lilac ermine]

96' croatia

[barren root]

<player> thought he could dodge 6 missiles

or <player> thought he was him

[lilac ermine]

• <player> couldnt handle a mismatch in engine power(metroliner;737-500;a310;a320)

• <player> had faked his pilot licence (if you skipped the tutorial,later you fly a330 you get this message)

[shadow wolf]

<player> tried to take off with fuel leaking inside the cockpit (If player skipped tutorial and crashes)

(and yes that actually happened and dude won a darwin award for it)

https://darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2019-04.html

[lilac ermine]

• <player> got unconscious (not sure if its implemented?)

[lilac ermine]

20 years in saa

[crystal pike]

@dusky badger
<Player> baited the Fishbeds out too well. (F-100)

Let’s see if you know that

[unique lake]

<player> thought they were stroke 3

[crystal pike]

Imo that should be in every plane they crashed

[lilac ermine]

• <player> didnt knew his maintenance was sanctioned

[lilac ermine]

[edgy flume]

I gotta be honest here some of the ones here are kinda insensitive to the victims of actual tragedy

[lilac ermine]