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$$kirby gulping glizzy
rendani, You don't have the "kirby" alias!

its just $dalle kirby blah blah balh

$alias add kirby dalle kirby ${0+}
jeo, Cannot add alias "kirby" - you already have one! You can either "edit" its definion, "rename" it or "remove" it.
$alias add kirby dalle kirby ${0+}
rendani, Your alias "kirby" has been created successfully.
$$kirby blah blah balh
rendani, Processing...
Please wait up to 5 minutes.
Yo fellow shift sub 
What is this video about

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yo

blasterβ’, You don't have the "xqc" alias!
BOOBA
My ego isnt big thank god 
Sorry boss; I canβt bring it right now!
Hey, another knower!



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you used to not beable to have weed either
it matched in titles and names
idk if thats still true or not
it's because people use it to refer to that racist streamer hasan
you'll sometimes see them hate-raiding smaller streamers with the "hasRaid" emote
so they are scared enough to ban has but not the guy himself? 
hate raiding 
another day, another forsen dono just to cause a shitstorm in chat 
I'm not watching, but probably yet another nato/russia shill judging by the chat
from the looks of it (i am not watching forsen)
ah
oj theyve shut up
NATO?

ok looks like it's over
now it's actually a good video :BatMan:
I wish we had more stuff like the 1966 batman
it's good to be silly every once in a while
im literally 4joying rn



forsen donos are actually games this time? whaaaaaaaaaat?????
I wish someone donated this to forsen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDWXGcsMTHw
Ever wondered what would happen if John Wayne Gacy made a cereal ad? Well, now you know.
I guess I could post it on nymn's subreddit in the meantime
New colors

This meme art is outstanding ππ
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@Twitch @TwitchSupport People are typing and using the derogatory term "SCHIZO" as an emote using the 7tv app on your website. in over 2,000 + channels. I reported this emote to 7tv and nothing was done. Please update your ToS! joking about a disability #mentalhealth
Zoomers 
triggered by 3rd party pixels 
Self retweet and like 
today i will repost the βtakeβ of someone who never spoke before snd has 4 followers, despite anatole speaking out on posting retarded 7tv-twitter shit
not bait whatsoever, no siree
twitter account deleted
not a joke
zulul removed soon
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD 
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You smell bad for that 
and you smell worse
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I wont. I paused it π
mfer your pulling an enzo right now
why are you replying to something from over a week ago
i replied so you could complain

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wtf is that tiktok sound effect at the end

new tiktok sound
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Pop Rocks 
yo wtf
its just water right? 
surely it is right?
weakest agree-er!

Rarw

GIGAKEK

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ELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
rich guy will save us omg it's like infinity war!

Twitter might actually be fun to use for once

I can
ah
NO
Let's talk about the 6' 8" frame
im 6'7 tho

i have 2 suits
βοΈ
not just 1 and then 10 years later making another one, NO
im talking consecutive, back to back
"face of twitch"

your mom?
Ah yes not like all the other apps nowdays are also like that
not all other apps
just the ones that are convenient to use

You should always reduce the amount of information made accessible to third parties, even in the event that you believe they already have the information in question.
because making the same information available repeatedly is yet another metric by which you can be identified and tracked and such
signal users :based
i hate that perfectly agree with you but the fight for privacy is nearing death unless you completely drop everyone you know and go off the grid
I take privacy precautions and do the basic stuff but sometimes it just feels like a waste of time and effort
One of my old friends dragged me down into /g/ years ago
who dropped the lain pfp privacy connoisseur in chat
That old friend has completely disappeared
doesn't use discord or any messaging but idk havent met him for years
yeah i listen to breakcore how can u tell
Parents are boomers that use messenger, coworkers use whatsapp.
telling all your 'friends' to all get a separate app for you yeah works but it's just a dick move so I rather not deal with that. Monopoly yeah etc it's how they win 
they could still build hardware-level backdoors
There could very well be hardware backdoors in Google Pixels but imo from a company perspective; a huge tech company has cybersecurity as a super high priority as it only takes one stolen phone before a work account is compromised then a huge data breach or leakage of internal information happens. So the risk of making a backdoor for the 0.01% of pixel users willing to move away from stock android is not worth it.
In theory of course they could make a backdoor that only they can access but it's development work for little reward when everyone stays on stock anyway.
okay I rather not discuss and argue privacy so I'll stop, it's a huge rabbit hole and in the end all those hours time I spent talking on /g/ was all prob a waste of time.
in theory there could exist a backdoor that only google can use
I personally can't imagine how such a thing could exist, but they do employ some of the smartest developers and engineers in the world

your phone too small or your text too big bruh
i aint reading allat
forsen
forsen
forsen
forsen
Is that how it is like for you mfs?
Even tho some people use messager, like literally everyone uses whatsapp in Brazil 
idk it's just my case could be different in other places
a few cousins are on messenger, people I outside of family are usually wahtsapp
Lois hypnotizes Peter into satisfying her sexual proclivities; Stewie renovates his treehouse in an attempt to win over Brian and Chris.
Family Guy Season 21 Episode 4: Peter has s*x with Lois' mother
We don't want to make a big mistake, like when I peed next to the chatty guy.

i think it's fairly obvious
( π€ 19 )
Im too late
at the absolute most, it would drop from 4.4 stars to 4.3 stars
Bro
It had organically happened already and the star rating went to 2 stars
Because for the birthday event they gave itens that you can already get in 2 minutes of playing π
i remember that
ok yeah but that's genshin impact players getting mad
this is a meme that's trying to brigade the reviews by calling upon "gamers"
it will have no effect
there are so many more actual genshin players than there are "gamers" that will A: see this meme, and B: actually leave a 1 star review
i cannot stop laughing
rare DRG memes 
war crime committers
RoxyPotato ?
me when
https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76

https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76
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https://liptongod.xyz/oryV2.mp4 (embed wouldnt work(classic))
who made that
me

im reediting it to add some other shit
nice meme
thanks 
Do the same but with LSF 


Only 930 Karma


i wonder what the people without 7tv installed think of me when i type Fridge in chat for the 13th time in a row with no explanation
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rendani, Your daily cookie: Friendships and romantic bonds should provide a rich source of support and good companionship today. Conversations are likely to be lighthearted, which is a welcome reprieve from the heaviness we are all feeling these days.
Fuck off
rendani, A kind stranger will piss in your ass today.
Thanks 
rendani, Your daily cookie: Friendships and romantic bonds should provide a rich source of support and good companionship today. Conversations are likely to be lighthearted, which is a welcome reprieve from the heaviness we are all feeling these days. is Magic
do you know youβre all my very best friends? 

ow. two pagman and a unicorn but no hug back 


misunderstands song lyrics as a serious proclamation of friendship
$cookie
soaral, Your daily cookie: A beautiful, smart, and loving person will be coming into your life.

It didnβt say anything about leaving the house though

$cookie
water_boiled_pizza, Your daily cookie: To determine whether someone is beautiful is not by looking at his/her appearance, but his/her heart.

what a good song i will enjoy this year's christmas


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why would nintendo post this
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emotefroggy just got up: flatline π€ (36m, 17s ago)
shut the fuck up
gm froggy
i hate that fucking dogshit bot
because of that
fair
Anyone have funny xqc memes pls send here
you couldβve linked the tesla account and said βhalf the jokes are about it blowing up
β and i could assure you, the react wouldβve been 5x better
yep
actually
i saw a tweet of that account
saying
like
a tesla has crashed into the world trade center

it probably wouldve been reported in tiktok tho 
Why would i go on Twitter looking for account when I see a funny TikTok ? Lol
because the tiktok wasnt funny
@bold sage π
The reason why I post this video here, I'm looking for a beautiful lady with luxury and busty body across the world, and at the same time I have a busty body as well. I will give some information about me and get you more clear about me: so first I'm 29 years old and I'm a Chinese, I believe in natural science, and biological science, and cosmetic science as well, and I also trust capitalism. However I love my country and my people and my leadership party CPC. So what kind of value, interest, and benefit I can offer to you... first, I will give you financial solution support, which means I will pay you money, and I can pay you in British Pound, and Europe Dollar, and Chinese Yuan either.
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No politics :MODS:
Stuff like that last video would be so cool if it wasnβt going to inevitably be used against me
@untold ledge
true
a where
That's fucking disgusting
hot
I can simultaneously think it's hot and 
???
bachelor majoring in computer science

The video itself funny af never seen it before
I hate caffeine
Same 
I hate
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the fact that he actually dropped the bottle of water
the details in that video made it just so funny
I can think of lots of things that make people happy
doesn't mean those things are right or good
Why is it offensive that people enjoy things
I do not wish to imply objective offensiveness
I merely mean to say that I personally find it subjectively offensive how people disproportionately enjoy cat gifs to other forms of entertainment

Yes, i will
I wonder how many people are impressed by that
like, you can plug in your switch to a TV and the controllers are wireless
There's zero technical knowledge required to do something like this, but I bet some people are thinking "woah how'd he do that?"
I did, for 3 seconds, until i thought:why would anyone do that?
cause funny tiktok get like and share for low effort
I am not concerned with "why" questions
the why is obviously tiktok fame
as ashsii said
a "why" question shouldn't supersede a "how" question

This is the funniest loss meme I've ever seen
That Rick Roll looks super tasty rn fr
it's hard to beat brownies though. They aren't even bread
simply superior in every way
this tweet has numerous layers of perfection

@karmic haven how good is he singing in portuguinis?
made me want to kill myself 
this dog is fucked up bruh
he is not ok bruh

yea man
the car since i go vroom vroom
Car or battleship 
the 2nd one looks very aero so ill go with that one 
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Common W W
classic
It took them so long to realize
takes xqc until 0:30 to realize


holy fuck these are all horible memes
I know right
yeah
L lipton memes
all of you need help
bitch yours was shit too
?
her head looks so big in the first frame

looks like shes giving a sloppy toppy
Try to beat it
pretty fun
I have no idea what this is or means
pepebanes
xQcL is the face we know so well
On Twitch, it rings a bell
An emote to show surprise
Used with "WTF" to amplify
FΓ©lix Lengyel, also known as xQc
A popular streamer, he does impress
His face now an emote, used with glee
In chats on Twitch, for all to see
xQcL is the go-to choice
For expressing disbelief, or just to voice
Excitement in a chat, it's clear
xQcL is a favorite, year after year
So here's to xQc and his famous face
An emote that brings a smile to any place
xQcL, a symbol of joy and fun
A little piece of internet history, second to none.
nahh this ChatGPT ai actually bussin
no cap frfr
I can probably do a poem about Anson
I never would've guessed that's machine learning
OBOY
I JUST SAID make a film script of xqc and forsen arguing with each other, HOW DOES IT KNOW
FADE IN:
INT. TWITCH STUDIO - DAY
xQc and Forsen are sitting across from each other at a table. They are both wearing headphones and microphone sets, and are staring intently at each other.
xQc: I can't believe you're trying to claim that you're the best Twitch streamer. You're not even in the same league as me.
Forsen: Oh, please. You might have a bigger audience, but my content is way more entertaining.
xQc: Entertainment? You just sit there and play video games all day. I do actual IRL streams with real people and real interactions.
Forsen: Yeah, like that time you got banned for harassment. Real professional, xQc.
xQc: Hey, that was a mistake. And it's not like you haven't had your own controversies.
Forsen: Yeah, well at least I can admit when I'm wrong. You just keep digging yourself into a hole.
xQc: (angrily) You know what? This is pointless. I'm the better streamer, and everyone knows it.
Forsen: (scoffs) Whatever, xQc. Keep telling yourself that.
The two streamers continue to glare at each other, before turning away and getting back to their streams.
FADE TO BLACK.


This is scary
AI images were already OP but there are usually ways to tell itβs not real
With this, it has better grammar and sentence structure than most people on the internet
you can tell it's AI because the grammar is too good
No one could tell it wasnβt real without already being very familiar with the botβs outputs
Poor dinosaur being robbed of his sustenance. 
this is scary accurate
o O ((
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I knew exactly what was going to happen
Framing and the visible stuff on the hidden wall gave it away
5head
@rose tusk
Anson is a chatter on Twitch
His love for the people is rich
With something called "RIZZ" in his kit
He spams emotes without a glitch
In the "7tv discord" he likes to chat
His presence is always where it's at
People love him, there's no doubt
Anson's a favorite, without a doubt
He brings joy to those he meets
His positivity is hard to beat
With a smile on his face and a song in his heart
Anson is a treasure, right from the start
So here's to Anson, the Twitch chat king
May his RIZZ and emotes forever ring
A shining example of love and fun
Long may he reign, number one.

With something called "RIZZ" in his kit
rizz is the worst slang ever
Cha RIZZ ma


Just edit and put goal flag on ur front 
no
anson posting tiktoks
only good ones
This will make your discord funky and u have to restart it after playing it
wtf
Chrome is immune 
(also stale meme
)
i played this video during the erobb hole stream and thought the video was playing pickaxe sounds to imitate 7tv 

not a leg
dick like a tripod

fuck the edgy kids who think they're cool because they hate funk

Japanese funk > Brazilian funk
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7TV #music channel when
media
That made me laugh in the most ironic way possible
i like the version where it cuts off and she gets doxxed
lol fair it is in a liminal funny/cringe place for me but I still think about it sometimes
funniest millennial
@lofty fulcrum

That's the funny
That's what it's making fun of
Or I'm wrong and it's just un ironic cringe 
Even if itβs ironic cringe, it still needs to be funny
Cringe by itself isnβt inherently funny
There are plenty of cases of ironic cringe that are still cringe
Irony is not an automatic shield from cringe
π Chatting
And Iβm saying humor is subjective, and youβre WRONG!
Put it back coward
i was making the text bigger
hola mis amigos como estan todos ustedes? hoy, el 18 de septiembre 2017 es un dia muy importante, saben por que? por que es el dia en que me encontre de donde viene el sabor del gatorade electric blue, de la laguna 69 en peru. viene directamente de esa montaΓ±a y su glacier que se esta derritiendo en esa cascada allΓ y cae directamente a la laguna de gatorade, me da sed solo verlo, asi que les recomendo a todos los fanaticos de la naturaleza y tambien as los amantes del gatorade que vengan por aqui para disfrutar, quiere darse un bien chaparrΓ³n con la boca abierta y tomar de su bebida favorita, adios amigos
I also like blue gatorade
also when smart phones took off
my car has the hiccups
Wtf is this
half life 2
only the zoomerest of zoomers wouldn't know about half life 
Azan banned 
you posted it first though
IShowSpeed has responded to allegations of racism from a clip earlier today on his stream at the World Cup
Saying heβs not racist and meant no offense
''i thought he was japanese so i said 'konichiwa', i watch a lot of anime''
if he didnβt have to repeat himself then it would be a good apology
I give him a pass
Its gotta be tough going through life being that mentally absent
He should've learned by now that the definition of racist has changed
It's no longer enough to not hate people based on their race
now you have to also conform to arbitrary standards set forth by randos
I dunno why ppl say this is racist
It's just ignorance, he didnt do it bc of hate
Like is it rude for me to speak english when talking to EU ppl?
It's rude to speak English when talking to someone from England
IDK what they speak, but it sure ain't english
Oi mate, let's nip down to the chippy and grab a cheeky kebab, innit
blimey
π’ wtf

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well, guess I'm gonna LARP as dio

Nope
Husbando
Meow
i killed a man and framed it as a heart attacc
ok i got bored and made another one
LiptonGodEditingAVideo
did you post this shit to twitter or whatever
ok thats funnE
funny
it keeps going! ||https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tU93mWvR6I||
the fuck
whenever i see this skin, i hear the audio 
TRUEEEE (i donβt play league)
which ellie was he talking about? 
21mtd, reminder from: gatme - new bald and bankrupt video
(55m, 52s ago)
oh...
save this image for the next time jason talks

we dont care. stop.

wrong chat good one 1am ashsii
Bing Chilling meme, but I made a Goofy Ahh remix.
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the subshell defines and executes a fork bomb
system will crash
$(
:(){
: | : &
}
:
)
It's obscured by the function being named : and the function keyword being optional but if you substitute it makes much more sense
$(
function colon(){
colon | colon &
}
colon
)
sneaky
ulimit -a #check your shell's user process limit, it's usually set low enough (in /etc/security/limits.conf) that a fork bomb will not harm anything
-f: file size (blocks) unlimited
-d: data seg size (kbytes) unlimited
-s: stack size (kbytes) 8192
-c: core file size (blocks) unlimited
-m: resident set size (kbytes) unlimited
-u: processes 128007
-n: file descriptors 1024
-l: locked-in-memory size (kbytes) 8192
-v: address space (kbytes) unlimited
-x: file locks unlimited
-i: pending signals 128007
-q: bytes in POSIX msg queues 819200
-e: max nice 0
-r: max rt priority 0
-N 15: rt cpu time (microseconds) unlimited
is 128007 low enough? lol
no
yeah you could lower that, I mean, how many user processes do you need?
well I have 430 running right now. lol
mine is 62281
and id argue
that theres no reason to lower it
because if your actually running arbitrary code
I wonder what the fork bomb cutoff would be
Might as well try it, i guess
your probably fine
I feel like adjusting these could've helped me back when I was running my portable arch install from a spinning HDD
and the whole computer would freeze when doing stuff that used the HDD a lot
like installing software
nope
thats like
just portable so it was slower
definately not supposed to happen
it ran perfectly fine and stable and everything
no data loss
it was just very slow
sequential reads and writes were fine
just random IO killed it
I actually did try ionice
it seemed to help a tiny bit, but not enough to keep the computer from being unusable
memes in #linux-general
you should have just used a union fs
if its really that bad
with like a sync timer for like 3 minutes or something
its where you overlay a ramdisk
onto real media
writes go to ramdisk
reads get cached
I would've tried it for sure
but the computer I was using it on only had 8 gb of ram
and an i5 processor
7500T or something like that
running Mac OS on it worked very well though
Booting Windows2Go from it took literally 20 minutes
?
bro that shit had something wrong with it
you cannot tell me
that it was a healthy drive
chonky old hardware
the computer had 8 GB
my system is from like 9 years ago at this point

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