génerál

[wheat anvil]

yes

[stable nest]

Le cancer cause la cigarette

[wheat anvil]

oui

[rocky cipher]

ok

[somber nymph]

noway

clash of clans

[solar peak]

AAAAAA

MY BALLS

[light granite]

um...............

thats scientifically impossible

[light granite]

LMFAO

[tender jewel]

whaaat really???

yeah but its not very conclusive since every feature has a bunch of customisation on top of that

https://onixclient.com/features

[gilded fiber]

la onix cause le aids

[nova timber]

Help

?

[gilded fiber]

i have never seen someone link their facebook on discord

[somber nymph]

blud really really wants it

[somber nymph]

fr

[teal crow]

,

[carmine perch]

hola

[vestal venture]

how to link

[unborn cedar]

@vestal venture Congrats! You're now 4 years old!

[wraith horizon]

nvm

petpet gets u perma muted probably

i remember someone getting muted for that

[frozen nest]

wait fr

[smoky panther]

hello people

[solar peak]

what about the animals

[empty swallow]

i should make my discord password 128 chararcters long

[lucid canyon]

h

.

[unborn cedar]

@lucid canyon Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[lucid canyon]

,

[unborn cedar]

@lucid canyon Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[solar peak]

asf!

[stable nest]

💔 😭

I open discord and see this

wtf is wrong with my life

[unreal wren]

same

[unborn cedar]

@unreal wren Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[unreal wren]

@unreal wrenhi

lol

[rain epoch]

J

[somber nymph]

[wraith horizon]

https://tenor.com/view/sybau-ts-pmo-gif-2102579015947246168

[somber nymph]

what

[stable nest]

already saw it

still questioning my feed

[nova nymph]

man

[somber nymph]

ike

ikr

[steady ermine]

.

[somber nymph]

interesting

[plush wedge]

type shit

goodnight

[naive egret]

How to download

[somber nymph]

gn rares

[somber nymph]

onix or plasmic

[naive egret]

ight

tx

Thx*

champ

[somber nymph]

what

you're welcome ig

[warm obsidian]

hello

me like mine craft

who wanna play wid me

[median brook]

this pic is so mood

[random orbit]

why does onix suddenly start crashing

[smoky iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268051272091566172/1371494868903264256/riphawktuah_-_1921406684322230670.gif

[median brook]

that gif doesnt even relate

[random orbit]

onix suddenly started crashing for no reason

literally out of nowhere its freezing etc

[high monolith]

?warn @random orbit wrong channel.

[random orbit]

...

i wasnt asking for help

[high monolith]

then why would you say that

[random orbit]

i was just saying

[unborn cedar]

@random orbit Congrats! You're now 5 years old!

[random orbit]

i didnt tell anyone to help me

[high monolith]

well you're still in the wrong channel

and you'll still need to follow #1035119460677320744 regardless of what you say

[smoky iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268051272091566172/1342979065849708655/DavidGa40434240_-_1893350334061248522.gif

[opaque salmon]

is onix client free

[high monolith]

no

[opaque salmon]

ok

[light granite]

OH

WHAT

[inner lake]

I bought the 4$ supporter how to i get it now????

[high monolith]

follow the steps on the patreon

[inner lake]

ok

ok i did it

[unborn cedar]

@inner lake Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[inner lake]

im pretty sure i did everything i needed to

so now how do i get it?

[inner lake]

/ticket

how i get the dowload

i piad for the 4$ one

Somoene pls tell me

[high monolith]

follow the steps on the patreon

[inner lake]

i did

oh there we go

i have th role now

the*

[high monolith]

#❗how-to-download❗

[inner lake]

ok

[unborn cedar]

@inner lake Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[inner lake]

Ty guys so much i have the luiancher and i am now playing with it!

Luancher*

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-ruling-mistake-gif-25583830

[light granite]

yeah i know

i saw male bats (im not gonna explain further details)

[smoky iris]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-is-a-big-humper-gif-17441409562212815229

[raven patio]

@stray trellis

[cosmic birch]

ur a few years late man

[polar adder]

a

[light granite]

😭

[grim magnet]

Onix client trash

[stable nest]

stay mad

[grim magnet]

Cry cry

[unborn cedar]

@grim magnet Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[stable nest]

you're the one crying rn

[grim magnet]

Haha

[stable nest]

"OnIx iS TrasH" ouuhhh gonna cry ?

[grim magnet]

Ru sure

Onix is trash

[stable nest]

as I said :
stay mad

[unborn cedar]

@stable nest Congrats! You're now 130 years old!

[stable nest]

you're saying that the free version, literally a thing that isn't updated since 2022 is ass

[grim magnet]

As I say
Cry harder and
Cry louder

[stable nest]

no sht Sherlock

[stable nest]

I'm not crying dumbass

why would I

you're a random online

not like I don't give a sht about what you're saying but a little bit

[grim magnet]

Nah free + premium both are trash

[stable nest]

Did you even test it ?

[grim magnet]

Premium ❌

[stable nest]

So

you don't want to spend 4 dollars to test a client but you're spending 10$ every month for discord nitro ?

🗣️

what a W

[grim magnet]

Wth

[unborn cedar]

@grim magnet Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[stable nest]

• why saying something is bad when you didn't even try it

it's like kids saying they don't like vegetables just because they saw it on cartoons

[grim magnet]

[grim magnet]

I'm not kid

[stable nest]

you're acting like one

🤷‍♂️

[grim magnet]

Np

[stable nest]

if you're fine with it then it's ok

[grim magnet]

Ok onix is gud

[stable nest]

Haven't said you were forced to like the client

just said you should try stuff before talking sht about it

🤷‍♂️

[grim magnet]

Okay give me 4 dollars I will try the onix premium

[stable nest]

why would I give you 4 dollars

[grim magnet]

[stable nest]

you're a random online

I never saw you and I'll never do

[grim magnet]

Lol

[stable nest]

If I want to give 4 dollars to someone I'll give it to someone that lives in the streets or to @wheat anvil cause he is poor

even tho they both are very close to each other

[grim magnet]

Wth

[stable nest]

Anyways have a nice

I don't think you have more to say ?

[grim magnet]

Then give me free premium

[stable nest]

Why would we

[stable nest]

.

[grim magnet]

So

I'm not scammer

[stable nest]

Acting like a kid and a scammer

wild

are you like an actor

if so then you're good

gg

[grim magnet]

I'm a java player

Feather client best

[solar peak]

ok

u got an iphone 16 promax and cant get onix for 4 dollars

[light granite]

wth argument

[solar peak]

certified

[grim magnet]

Wth

[unborn cedar]

@grim magnet Congrats! You're now 3 years old!

[grim magnet]

Then you Give me 4 dollars for it

For try

[solar peak]

im not the one with a 16 pro max

[grim magnet]

Bruh

[solar peak]

also enter the #🎉giveaways

maybe u will win one

theres not one rn

but prolly soon

[grim magnet]

oh

[stable nest]

Wawi'er

why don't you have an Iphone 16proMax?

[solar peak]

am poor :(

[stable nest]

Wawa

stop being poor

💥

you're now rich

gg

[sullen tinsel]

guys

should i rewatch one piece?

[odd temple]

.

[somber nymph]

sure ig idk

you do you

[wheat anvil]

WTF

[stable nest]

🗣️ 🔥

[warm zenith]

where can i dowload for free

???

[smoky iris]

Appl sucks

[stable nest]

no sht

but he was complaining about not having one

[smoky iris]

Samsun better

[stable nest]

I prefer Xiaomi

[solar peak]

i prefer to be loved

[opaque salmon]

I'd say Xiaomi's cool but maaaan they made bootloader unlocking super hard now

I've been trying for three weeks now

[stable nest]

Mine works

so it's fine

but I use an old phone

( redmi note10C )

[opaque salmon]

Mine's a bit old too, Xiaomi 11 Lite 5G NE

HyperOS 2's new restrictions are bald

[stable nest]

yup

[opaque salmon]

Can't even run an exploit that bypasses the checks since they patched it

Will prob sell this phone off

[stable nest]

sadge

[stable nest]

gl

[opaque salmon]

I had a Redmi Note 12 Pro 5G tho and that was sick af

Before it got stolen

[stable nest]

the bruh

[severe mulch]

wait I think that's what I have

[placid shore]

t

[stable nest]

t

[stable nest]

😱

[hollow kite]

how do download on mobiel?

[analog island]

impossible

[hollow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/broad-city-no-dramatic-sad-lost-gif-10680303

[somber nymph]

good thing i unlocked mine before they made it hard

[mental niche]

is onix client free?

[analog island]

nah, paid

[mental niche]

i m leaving thank you all

and devs too

[analog island]

cya !

[low lynx]

@granite remnant lol

[somber nymph]

chat is this real

[stable nest]

yes

I was here

[opaque salmon]

ebglish obly

[fervent garden]

Do anyone know a faction server with high players

[trim stump]

H

[hollow portal]

imagine paying 13$ per MONTH good thing i got it back in 2022 when it was free, are u selling ur own version of Minecraft:onix edition or smthn

[faint siren]

Lol

But is. Onix launcher free

[somber nymph]

what

its 4.01$

[hollow portal]

shhhhhhhh

[somber nymph]

you dont have to pay for cool and awesome supporter that's just options for rich and cool people who wants to support the developer

[trim stump]

yo i paid for the onix thingy and its not giving me my supporter role

i have proof that i paid for it too

[somber nymph]

follow the tutorial on the post

[trim stump]

i did

[somber nymph]

you didnt

[hollow portal]

bro is getting scammed

[somber nymph]

or maybe patreon bot buggin idk

[somber nymph]

no he isnt

[hollow portal]

fr

[somber nymph]

he just has to follow instructions

[hollow portal]

instruction to scam ppl?

[hollow portal]

lol

[somber nymph]

just say you're poor bro no need to spread misinformation

[hollow portal]

leaving the server is an obvious scam

[somber nymph]

attention seeking ahh

[trim stump]

alr lets see if it works now

[unborn cedar]

@trim stump Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[somber nymph]

now follow #❗how-to-download❗

you have the role

[somber nymph]

pooron 🤡

[hollow portal]

dont be mad bruh

[unborn cedar]

@hollow portal Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[hollow portal]

u aint even the owner

[somber nymph]

youre the one mad cuz you cant get onix

LOL

[hollow portal]

go back to ur bedrock

[somber nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-laugh-funny-lol-lmaoo-gif-2559008458730455745

bro cant afford 4.01$

[hollow portal]

bruh i have 3 minecraft java and bedrock edition accounts

[somber nymph]

sure bro

[hollow portal]

fr

[somber nymph]

sure

no need to lie

we know you cant afford 4.01$

[hollow portal]

i swear

[somber nymph]

sure bro

[hollow portal]

ong

[somber nymph]

poor ass 🗣️

[hollow portal]

bruh

[somber nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/toothless-laugh-toothless-smile-toothless-smile-fixed-gif-16537863180244468470

[hollow portal]

now ur screenshoting ur face?

[somber nymph]

get off this server bro no need to spread misinformation

[hollow portal]

bro aint the mod

[somber nymph]

me when i cant afford onixclient:

[hollow portal]

u 24/7 here

[somber nymph]

clearly this goy doesnt have a j*b

[hollow portal]

they patched u up with the screen

[somber nymph]

just say you cant afford 4$

[hollow portal]

i dont have a job

just a career

[somber nymph]

what career is it the one that doesnt give you 4.01$?

at this point just give up your career

[hollow portal]

nah

[somber nymph]

go cope with your 3$ then

probably less

[hollow portal]

u flexing with an 4.01$

[somber nymph]

you dont have one

[hollow portal]

what if i dont?

[somber nymph]

L

[hollow portal]

idc

[unborn cedar]

@hollow portal Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[somber nymph]

you do

[hollow portal]

i dont even use bedrock edition

[somber nymph]

if you dont then why you here bashing onixclient 🗣️

[somber nymph]

bros too poor to afford it

[hollow portal]

searched for client and thought this was an java edition

[somber nymph]

bros not only poor but also dumb

insane

[hollow portal]

sybau

[hollow portal]

do u even own minecraft

[somber nymph]

microsoft owns Minecraft

[hollow portal]

a copy legal

[somber nymph]

i am not Microsoft nor mojang

[hollow portal]

how dumb are u bruh

[somber nymph]

i have them

[somber nymph]

youre the one thinking onix is for java 🗣️

[hollow portal]

mommy bought them?

[somber nymph]

dont be mad

[somber nymph]

do you even have parents 🗣️

[glacial magnet]

Hallo anyone can explain me how to download onix client free version

[hollow portal]

no i leave alone

[somber nymph]

lol

[hollow portal]

ur cooked bruh go and search something else this client costs 13$ per day

[somber nymph]

you can use plasmic if you want to play but its slightly outdated #plasmic-download

[hollow portal]

13$ per day

wild

[glacial magnet]

Holy 😭

[somber nymph]

4.01$ per month

hes kinda dumb

dont listen to him

[hollow portal]

go and search something else bro trust me

[somber nymph]

he has a few screws loose

[hollow portal]

even wither u still gotta PAY\

[somber nymph]

just say youre poor

[glacial magnet]

Is that work on 1.21.81

[unborn cedar]

@glacial magnet Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[somber nymph]

unfortunately no but it supports 1.21.71

[hollow portal]

only works on 1.5

[somber nymph]

me when i spread misinformation

[hollow portal]

of its obv

[somber nymph]

you cant even read

[glacial magnet]

Did you any free client that's work on 1.21.81

[hollow portal]

canf wild

[somber nymph]

idk

[hollow portal]

u java or beedrock????

[somber nymph]

bro doesnt know people make mistakes

[glacial magnet]

Ok mannn

[somber nymph]

you will be banned for advertising if you continue

i didnt make the rules

[glacial magnet]

Bedrock

[somber nymph]

dont believe him hes a scammer 🗣️

[glacial magnet]

😆

[somber nymph]

he lied to you 5 times already

[glacial magnet]

Bro where are u from

[somber nymph]

i suggest you search for it your own

dont trust random people

[glacial magnet]

Ok bro I will

[somber nymph]

im a helper :)

[fervent garden]

Do anyone know a faction server with high players

[glacial magnet]

Ok

[somber nymph]

lol bro got timed out

automod timed out

[glacial magnet]

🥀

[somber nymph]

even the bot hates him

a bot automuted him

[somber nymph]

unfortunately i dont know any but you can ask other people and other servers that are active

[glacial magnet]

I am leaving mannn seee yhaaa

[somber nymph]

cya

[low prawn]

Hi is onix client a one-time or a monthly subscription?

[unborn cedar]

@low prawn Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[somber nymph]

a monthly subscription

[low prawn]

I dont think so.

[somber nymph]

but you can pay as low as 4.01$

[somber nymph]

its levels lol

[low prawn]

Yeah but 4 dollars a month is a lot.

[somber nymph]

for some people ig

you can use plasmic if you want altho its on 1.21.71

#plasmic-download

its free

[low prawn]

Whats the difference?

[somber nymph]

less features and way older and 1.21.71

[low prawn]

Okay thank you.

[somber nymph]

You're welcome

[low prawn]

Is that something bad?

[somber nymph]

1.21.71 is not the latest version of Minecraft

[low prawn]

But can I still connect to servers like hive or zeqa?

[somber nymph]

yeah

i think so

[low prawn]

Thank you.

[unborn cedar]

@low prawn Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[somber nymph]

you're welcome

[zenith crater]

.

can someone help me how do i get the role, i bought the subscription

[unborn cedar]

@zenith crater Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[somber nymph]

you follow the instruction on the post

its in the home page

[real epoch]

Yoo

[zenith crater]

i dont understand where do i go after it says "go to the Membership tab on Patreon and click "Open Server"."

[somber nymph]

sometimes it says subscription

depends on the translation ig

but generally always the middle one

[zenith crater]

thx got it now

[somber nymph]

you're welcome

you can proceed to #❗how-to-download❗

[smoky iris]

Yes its quantum tunneling

[neat flume]

halo

[next tusk]

who has a old mc acc that they dont use anymore

i will play 5$

[gilded fiber]

ok how about this

we flip a coin

if its heads you get my account for free

if its tails you pay $10

[brittle shard]

wtf

[cedar gate]

prtsc.7 has been warned. || spam

[formal otter]

F

Jjj

[cunning kestrel]

F

Jjj

[pallid socket]

036

[dusky cloak]

hawk tua

[north patio]

gyat

[broken onyx]

hawk tuah

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-hawkward-hawk-bird-what-gif-15994811240801582708

[pallid socket]

hello rap berry

[stable raft]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-4424327859207003508

[light granite]

GUYS WHAT THE F IS WRONG WITH MY CHATGPT

😭

[clever hare]

Last track for rares

swear to god

twikipedia • chronic

41141 total scrobbles Last scrobble: · Jun 9, 2025, 8:36 PM

[plush wedge]

🥱

[fair saddle]

D

D

[unborn cedar]

@fair saddle Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[pallid socket]

preach

[slow musk]

is onix working or nah ?

[pallid socket]

changed name to plasmic

basically the same thing tho

so yes

[slow musk]

cool

where can i download ?

[pallid socket]

its paywalled 💀

[slow musk]

which means...?

[pallid socket]

#plasmic-download message

If u want the full version u gotta pay

#❗-download-❗ message

Free / Paid

[slow musk]

all i need is fullbright tbh

[pallid socket]

No like

The free version only works for 1.22

or 1.21

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1277965711444148254.png?quality=lossless&name=idiot&size=48

[slow musk]

man i havent played in a long time

what version are we in ?

[pallid socket]

1.24?

I think

[slow musk]

oh

shi..

[pallid socket]

yh...

💔

[slow musk]

i guess i'll go with torches...

[pallid socket]

sadly

its only 4 bucks a month if u do want da client

just saying ^_^

[slow musk]

H-HELL NAW

[pallid socket]

but it's only 4 dollar...

[slow musk]

first of all im a minor

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/937515467352981594.png?quality=lossless&name=sadcat&size=48

[slow musk]

second im not in usa

and getting dollars is a shi ton of work

im not doing that

[pallid socket]

no regional pricing on it so i guess it makes sense

if it makes u feel any better

im in the same situation

[slow musk]

brother in misery

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1259710213519572993.gif?quality=lossless&name=sunshine&size=48

if only we werent so unlucky

[slow musk]

man Onix was peak in 1.17

[pallid socket]

for real bruh

[slow musk]

the downfall should be studied

[high monolith]

its not a downfall

[pallid socket]

the downfall started when the guy who updated the free version got outed for being a kid toucher

[high monolith]

its doing better than ever

[pallid socket]

🙏

[slow musk]

DOWNFALL TO THE POOR

[pallid socket]

^

[high monolith]

they dont matter

[pallid socket]

financially

onix is doing great

accessibility is at an all time low tbo

[high monolith]

yeah thats fine

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1266456425752690770.png?quality=lossless&name=snarp&size=48

[high monolith]

you get something much better and i get to put more time into it

[slow musk]

i'l say the same too if i got money from onix tbh

[high monolith]

its win win when you can afford it

[pallid socket]

i supposeee

yo onix what does the ui look like nowadays

is it still the same

[slow musk]

ONIX SEND ME A PAID VERSION AND ILL SEND YOU FEMOBY PICS

[high monolith]

yeah still the same

[pallid socket]

💀

[high monolith]

no thanks

[pallid socket]

nah this is pretty new

[high monolith]

its 3 years old what are you on about

[pallid socket]

good stuff thi

[high monolith]

yes

[pallid socket]

i only used the free ver

[slow musk]

that looks way better than i remember it

[pallid socket]

back in 2021

so ts looks real new

[high monolith]

cuz its the paid version, its got the fancy ui

[slow musk]

i'd pay for that if i had the money to be honest

[high monolith]

aswell as all the updates and features

[pallid socket]

could definitely use more swagination

swagification

i imagine u can unanchor and move around the elements

[slow musk]

tough

[unborn cedar]

@slow musk Congrats! You're now 4 years old!

[pallid socket]

also

im lvl 50

[slow musk]

im not 4 years old man...

[pallid socket]

if that means anything to u guys

after 5 years 🙏🙏

[slow musk]

Onix give him a free pass

[pallid socket]

💔

[slow musk]

he's been here since day one

[pallid socket]

no i have not gng

i used the client first in 1.16.2

joined the discord in 2021 or so

plasmics been around far longer

💀

[slow musk]

same

ive been here since 2021

[high monolith]

like the two windows?

[high monolith]

we never supported that version 💀

[slow musk]

Onix have you thought about making Onix client for java edition too ?

[high monolith]

yes and then i saw how big of a waste of time it would be

[pallid socket]

yh

[pallid socket]

wasnt it 1
qy

1.16

wtd

[high monolith]

1.16.201 is the first plasmic version

[slow musk]

yeah that makes sense there's a lot of them

[high monolith]

1.16.40 is the second plasmic version

[pallid socket]

when was snake added

i used the version b4 that

god forbid i forget the numbers on the bottom left 😢

[high monolith]

1.16.40 is the first onix version
1.16.100 is the first version onix added support for
1.16.201 is the main version when it released

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all i remember for some reason when i used to activate waypoints the game crashed

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TETO

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Im in a server full of teto fans

Unironically

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man Miku was added to a sonic racing game

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Miku add fortite

Wow

So sigm

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skbid

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ur not gonna believe this

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teto.

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i have skbidi role

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bro charge that phone

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1277965711444148254.png?quality=lossless&name=idiot&size=48

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im

working

on it

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let bro rest for a minute

maybbe for half an hour

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💔💔💔

im trying

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how long has it been since it was 100 ?

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uh

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that's what i thought

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11 hours

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dang

my chinese ahh redmi phone was good at fisrt

now the battery getting low quickly

im also scared about talking bad about the chinese government

who knows what could happen

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well

maybe

if u locked in

u could buy urself a nord n10

(my model)

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unfortunatly i'll need to find a

J..

j...

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NO

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j*b

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dont say it

POTATOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO

https://tenor.com/view/btweers-treyreloaded-gif-18046925350882378762

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IM SORRY

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dies of employment'

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i feel so bad for saying the j word

im sorry guys

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j*b

the forbidden word

💔

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peak pfp

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https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

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broo how do i download onix client i jus bought it

this is exactly what it says

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like bro

how do i download it

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@delicate pivot Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

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maybe check #❗how-to-download❗

could be helpful

goodnight

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i found out how to thank you

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Bri

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.

[gilded stump]

No more j words please

Im begging you

Please

😦

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1268051272091566172/1347565091813331065/mkultra-cat_1.gif

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Does anybody have a Minecraft account they don’t use

[median brook]

gamepass is $1

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a

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nah bro this aint it

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huh

since when did i have 75 and 70 Hz

stretched ahh screen

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monitor moment

[light granite]

day 4 of installing linux on a friend's laptop

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vro it shouldn't even take that long

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(tried mint, kali, ubuntu server, xubuntu)

it 'hangs' or gets stuck / freezing while booting

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krill issue

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all of these r based on debian . hope this helps

😃

try manjaro or fedora or something

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i need a debia based os tbh

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Y

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cuz, to play mc?

😭

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uhh no u don't

[light granite]

that laptop aint mine tho

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i literally have minecraft

and i'm on arch

it's an AUR package

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wtf

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i have it in many flavors in fact

[light granite]

so debian does not perform well on my device?

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multimc, curseforge, lunar client

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it's not that it doesn't perform well

debian is actually really stable

[light granite]

yea

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but that's only because most packages are very old

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oh

im onn the gnu grub menu rn

editing the quiet splash thingy idk whats it called

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idk what it's called either i just have it on the default console theme

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systemd.mask=systemd-hostnamed.service systemd-networkd.service wpa_supplicant.service NetworkManager.service systemd-logind.service systemd.unit=multi-user.target

finna type ts

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wait why

[light granite]

it gets stuck on these things listed above

and booting to a cli

idek

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🤨

describe your problem some more

[light granite]

so basically

the os won't boot

it freezes

im not on a vm

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where does it freeze

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usually here

no like

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i have no idea what that is

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it freezes

😭

i js basically look at the logs

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well i like

know what it is

i just don't know why that would be there

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disabling certain drivers

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what distro is this

[light granite]

xubuntu

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yea idk

i just arch

and it works

[light granite]

well

lets give arch a try then

😭

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what's your goal for this system

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just to run a GUI smoothly on old hardware, and support debian packages or install mc

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you don't need to have support for debian packages

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huh

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when the arch user repository exists

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oh

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AUR packages dude

[light granite]

the wifi had some issues when i was booting w mint

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they're crazy

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bet

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also

how old are we talking

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(nott w kali tho)

[light granite]

a machine from like 2016

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so not old

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or sm

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got it

[light granite]

wtf

it has a celeron cpu

skullyshook

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uhhhhh

so like not exactly old

but underpowered

[light granite]

yeah basically

my laptop has 11th gen i5 tho

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so i already know the igpu does not support vulkan most likely

[light granite]

yes it uses igpu nd 4096mb of ram and 500gigs storage

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yikers

uhhhhh

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it og had windows 10

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mostly thinking of what desktop env i should tell you to install

[light granite]

but it was so laggy that bro asked me to wipe it

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how close does this guy want it to be to windows

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😭

[light granite]

gui should be fine

like mint

kali

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mint uses the cinnamon de

[light granite]

and uh xubuntu

yea

i tried all of those iso on a vm and it worked perfectly fine

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although if you want something even closer to windows then use kde plasma

cinnamon is lightweight though

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lightweight is better

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okay we'll use cinnamon then

[light granite]

we r goin w mint?

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nope

[light granite]

oh

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there's an official cinnamon package for arch

[light granite]

ohh

so we gon install arch on ts?

😭

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you don't gotta use linux mint to use cinnamon

look

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oh

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i would normally just tell you to install it the right way

but i do not want to do this

there is a command i have not told you about

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whats the right way, accoriding to you?

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basically DIY

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ohh

skullyshook

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but there's an easier way

[light granite]

oh bet

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so after you've configured your internet

and made sure that it works

you want to run the archinstall command

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(it uses wifi btw)

[light granite]

ohh

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it brings up a little interface

where you can configure your arch install

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oh

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instead of typing everything out

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oh bet

where do i start?

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flash a USB stick with the arch iso and plug it into the system

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ohh

i should unplug the usb theb

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perchance

[light granite]

ion wanna torrent arch lowk

cuz i use the iso directly

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thought you already had it downloaded

[light granite]

i deleted the arch iso that i torrented

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br

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i got frustrated

😭

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you can always download through regular http

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oh

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using one of the many mirrors that host arch

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oh

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usually universities cuz they cool like that

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phase

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what do i search on google then

😭

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oong

shighe

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shig

[light granite]

long time no see

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the direct downloads are on the same page with the torrent links

just scroll further down

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oh bet

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https://archlinux.org/download/ to be sure

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yo, it's been a while yea lol

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hruu

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see the blue

[opaque salmon]

go further down

[light granite]

oh bet

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huhh 😭

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mirror ! sites ! listed ! below !

[opaque salmon]

i meant scroll down further 😭😭😭

"listed below" lol

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make sure you pick the one that's the closest to you

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idk what to pick

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what did i just say .

[light granite]

yeah i saw it latr

geographically india is the closest

any link is fine?

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sure

this domain selection is shrimply not as based as the US domains

[light granite]

it will take an hour or so 😭

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this is why you torrent the iso

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

😭

it encountered some errors while using the torrented iso

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Interesting

maybe ur ISP is touching something they shouldn't

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prob 😒

i dunno why but it was suspiciosly fast

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.

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it's only 1 gig

[light granite]

yeah im torrenting

js 20% faster

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idk why people are so quick to label it as a piracy tool

that's just not true

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wtf

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torrenting has legitimate uses

[light granite]

how

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that's what it's usually used for

[light granite]

oh tf

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since it's decentralized you can't take anything down

[light granite]

yea

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so naturally it's used for piracy

[light granite]

well, ill be back in 30 ish mins

😭

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better than an hour or so

[light granite]

yeah

i fear that bro might not be liked by women if he uses arch

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i have a girlfriend

[light granite]

😭

i thought arch is a girl repellent

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he's good as long as it's not his entire personality

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arch is an attractor than a repellent if you're on computer science / IT

[light granite]

lucky bro

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i have yet to explain what arch even is to my girlfriend

[light granite]

LMAO

[opaque salmon]

my gf doesn't even gaf 💀

[brisk gale]

we play games on my laptop though

[light granite]

anyways, ill brb in 30 mins 😭

[brisk gale]

things js work so no questions are asked

🤷‍♂️

W proton

[light granite]

shoot

can i ctrl alt del while torrenting?

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why not

[light granite]

lock my pc

oh bet

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win + L bro

[light granite]

oh

WAIT

HOW DID I NOT KNOW

WTF

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o na

[light granite]

nyway tx for the tip

cya

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ctrl + shift + alt + win + L to open linkedin bro

bet u did not know this

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onix client frr

[light granite]

yeah

wtf

85% done

[light granite]

arch is done

[unborn cedar]

@wooden yew Congrats! You're now 4 years old!

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yay

flash it

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wtf

android 16 is out now??

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Whar

i have the qpr1 beta on my pixel

i will not be updating to stable till august

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https://tenor.com/view/fiji-water-bottle-bottle-bounce-boing-gif-17824457779343478106

[light granite]

it works on a vm

😭

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did you flash it to a usb though

[light granite]

leme

also

why does sudo apt install does not work?

😭

ping works

[brisk gale]

apt is the package manager for debian based distros

it simply does not exist on arch

we use pacman

[light granite]

ohhhhhhh

[brisk gale]

the 2 commands you want to get familiar with are pacman -S <package name> to install a package

and pacman -Syu to update your entire system

[light granite]

oh tf

i can't run.deb files?

[brisk gale]

i wonder what the .deb extension stands for

[light granite]

debian??

[brisk gale]

congratulations

you don't just open package files under arch anyway

[light granite]

so it does not support deb packages

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unless it's an AppImage

[light granite]

oh

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which is universal

[light granite]

ohh

[brisk gale]

you do all of your package management through the terminal

and it's usually just one command

[light granite]

ohh

can u manage wifi via arch?

[brisk gale]

arch itself does not have this functionality

but it is a package

[light granite]

oh

ion hav ethernet

[brisk gale]

the arch install environment has common tools to get you connected

[light granite]

oh bet

[brisk gale]

you have to install them yourself when the time comes though

[light granite]

yeah

[brisk gale]

because a base arch system is literally as barebones as it gets

[light granite]

WTF

IT SOUNDS LIKE A BOMB

[light granite]

ohh

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EFI bootloader

[light granite]

LMFAO

[brisk gale]

it does that

[light granite]

im in the (gnu menu??)

[brisk gale]

just do some waiting

if you haven't picked the first option in the bootloader already

[light granite]

yeah bootloader

where do i click?

[brisk gale]

only terminal

get used to the keyboard

[light granite]

yeah

why tf does it make noises when i hit the arrow key tf

[brisk gale]

happens

are you in the install env rn

like do you see a command line

[light granite]

nope, im bootiing

[brisk gale]

ok

[light granite]

YOO

CLI

[brisk gale]

okay