génerál

[plush wedge]

okay this is

awful

i giveu p

i'm lazy

[dusky cloak]

who calls it "ui"

[plush wedge]

i'll do it at one point

i'm genuinely too lazy to do it right now

[somber nymph]

can i get my own gradient

[plush wedge]

you know what

sure

i got u

[somber nymph]

[gilded fiber]

can i get bot role

[plush wedge]

how this

[somber nymph]

among us

[cedar gate]

among us

[somber nymph]

its perfect 🗣️

[plush wedge]

fire

[gilded fiber]

the sun

[broken onyx]

hmm

[somber nymph]

helper role got a gradient lezz goo

[gilded fiber]

helper role gets something good for once

[broken onyx]

[somber nymph]

gaming

[tender jewel]

hoh

[gilded fiber]

sounds similar to someones name

i know of

[broken onyx]

tung tung tung tung sahur

[tender jewel]

@plush wedge

[stable nest]

Onix !

[solar peak]

noway onix tag

[somber nymph]

balls

[stable nest]

noway

onix

!

[stable nest]

wawier hi

how r u ?

[gilded fiber]

namenu

[high monolith]

Yooo we got our tag

[somber nymph]

and gradient roles

[high monolith]

Oh what

Omg you right

[tender jewel]

ya rare and i did some gradienting

sad u cant have a custom icon for the tag but its still in beta so we shall observe in the time to arrive

[stable nest]

idk why discord made it ngl

thought it was a vencord update 😭

[somber nymph]

its cool

[somber nymph]

💸

[tender jewel]

cuz guilded had it

[somber nymph]

i assume its a nitro boost thing

[stable nest]

ohhhh

[high monolith]

How did we get it other than completely random

[tender jewel]

luck

[stable nest]

🗣️ 🔥

[high monolith]

Thx

[dusky wigeon]

thx

[high monolith]

You’re welcome

[solar peak]

eepy

[chrome bloom]

Onix tag!

[high monolith]

yes

[cunning kestrel]

Onix on top

w/ tag

@dusty bridge use onix

tag

oink

[dusty bridge]

hi turtle

[wheat anvil]

onix tga

tga

ta

g

tzg

e

r

tag

[gilded fiber]

taiga

[coral pine]

tag

[somber nymph]

onix

[somber fern]

Onix tag!

[cunning kestrel]

oink

[coral pine]

tar

[cunning kestrel]

oink

lets take over discord :)

we will 100% not fail

[tender jewel]

am i right lad or am i right lad

[cunning kestrel]

oinks

[tender jewel]

hey why didnt the skeleton go to the prom

[wooden yew]

Why couldn't two skeletons fight?

[tender jewel]

idk

did u not get the reference 💔😔

[wooden yew]

I will snap your pinkie toe off and force feed it to you.

[tender jewel]

https://youtube.com/shorts/u4PCi7SVnsk

[tender jewel]

what the freak

[cunning kestrel]

WHAT

[cunning kestrel]

onix

[wooden yew]

I hate people.

[cunning kestrel]

Ok.

[brittle shard]

No way yall got the onix tag

Would've used it

But I already have a decent one

[brittle shard]

Same

[light granite]

chat

[chrome bloom]

☠☠

[light granite]

what is this abomination

[chrome bloom]

Do you using ubuntu?

[light granite]

ubuntu server yes

[brisk gale]

devices

[chrome bloom]

Which version

[light granite]

idk

[light granite]

omg its u

[chrome bloom]

XD

[unborn cedar]

@chrome bloom Congrats! You're now 3 years old!

[light granite]

im js starting out

[chrome bloom]

Finally, I don't need milk from now

[chrome bloom]

I loved ubuntu one time but I'm bored now

There is nothing to do 😑

[light granite]

oh

set up a server ig

lowkey, cambridge igcse should teach bash

[chrome bloom]

Lmao

Ik it but there is nothing to do after I learned it

[light granite]

damn

learn pen testing via blackarch or kali

[chrome bloom]

😭

Let's finish the school first 😔

[light granite]

same

[tribal rampart]

MAKE IT FREE

[high monolith]

Nuh uh

[tribal rampart]

nobody cares about your opinion

[brisk gale]

nobody cares about your opinion
owner

[high monolith]

Alright ill just delete the client off of the surface of the earth 👍

[tribal rampart]

you do that people are gonna refund bro

[unborn cedar]

@tribal rampart Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[brisk gale]

Obviously

[high monolith]

Refund what they bought a month they get a month

[tribal rampart]

f your client i use horion anyway

[high monolith]

Go ahead

[tribal rampart]

how much is the client?

[brisk gale]

you don't have a use for this client anyway

if you're considering horion as an alternative

[tribal rampart]

but im curious of the price tho

for onix client

[brisk gale]

4 dolla

[tribal rampart]

4 dollars?

[brisk gale]

and one cent

[tribal rampart]

am i able to use microsoft funds?

[high monolith]

No

[tribal rampart]

paypal?

[high monolith]

If you’re considering horion an alternative this isn’t the client for you anyways

This isn’t for cheating

[tribal rampart]

oh

pvp client im guessing

[high monolith]

Yes

[brisk gale]

✅

[light granite]

c++

[brisk gale]

what about it

[tribal rampart]

ok thanks for answering my questions anyway imma go play minecraft now

[unborn cedar]

@tribal rampart Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[brisk gale]

i like the tag

[light granite]

yas

[last shoal]

ONIX TAG

[chrome bloom]

Ye !

[last shoal]

onix on top

[chrome bloom]

Agree

🔥

[light granite]

@severe mulch is missin out

[severe mulch]

whot

[light granite]

tag

[severe mulch]

eh

mb later

I'm satisfied without a tag for now

[pure apex]

how to download onix swither

[severe mulch]

#archived-do-not-use

[brittle shard]

my onix runs out in 4 days

💔

[severe mulch]

lock the door

block up the windows

he can't run out if there's no way out

[brittle shard]

LMAO

[unborn cedar]

@brittle shard Congrats! You're now 19 years old!

[brittle shard]

onix u aint escaping me bud

[severe mulch]

@high monolith what's your opinion of your being imprisoned against your will

[wheat anvil]

lg

lg

[light granite]

YOOOO

MAINZIAIISE

HRUU

[dense temple]

Guys, how do I download it? Please help me.

[stable nest]

#❗-download-❗

[stable nest]

4 min 13

[tender jewel]

part 2 bro

[stable nest]

💔 😭

[stable nest]

wild

[tender jewel]

LOL

[wheat anvil]

IM OKAY

HOW ARE YOU

[dense temple]

It used to be free, now it's only paid?

[wheat anvil]

WOW JAMS THAT GRADIENT IS BEAUTIFUL

[tender jewel]

I KNOW

RARES COOKED

[high monolith]

Not very cool

[light granite]

SAMEMEMMEEME

(im bad)

[stable nest]

Why

explain the lore

[light granite]

lets js say

[stable nest]

the people need to know

💔

[tender jewel]

what song is next

[light granite]

yeH

yeah*

[stable nest]

wanted to troll but yeah I won't

I don't think you'll sing french stuff + stuff that just destroys your brain

[tender jewel]

i dont know french stuff

[stable nest]

I know

[wheat anvil]

la chanson du caca

[stable nest]

but you could read the lyrics

[stable nest]

Alors

J'pensais pas à ça

MAIS

Anyways chat GOOD NIGHT 😘 love y'all have a nice day for the people in the USA ( Like Onix) and sweet dreams for the EU / English 🔥 ❤️

[high monolith]

Did anyone pick the onix tag name or did discord look at the server and asked an ai?

[high monolith]

Gn

[tender jewel]

i did

[high monolith]

Oh ok

[stable nest]

fire

[high monolith]

Look dms a or b

[stable nest]

b

[wheat anvil]

GOODNIGHT

[stable nest]

I choose b

[stable nest]

Don't wake up at 11 this time ( wake up at 12 trust )

[wheat anvil]

ill wake up at 8 for work

🔥

work on saturday yes

[stable nest]

I'll do the same but I move to see family

🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥

16° dans ma mère tout l'weekend

j'suis cooked

[high monolith]

yeah right we both know youll start league and next time you look at the clock itll be 3 am

[wheat anvil]

real

[stable nest]

yes

[wheat anvil]

😱

[stable nest]

we all know that

it's mainzz

[light granite]

hai

[wheat anvil]

5 hours of sleep is peak guys

5 hours of sleep + caffeine when i wake up

[stable nest]

last time he said "I'll go to sleep before 11pm " then sent me a message at 4 am saying he failed

💔 😭

lgaé

hi

( I guess I'll not sleep )

[high monolith]

you should probably sleep

dont go down like mainzz

[wraith horizon]

ts so fyre

[high monolith]

Yes

[brittle shard]

role gradients more fyre

[gilded fiber]

grandeur

[severe mulch]

you sure about that?

[high monolith]

yes

that is my final answer

[severe mulch]

xd

[warm snow]

Thanks @enki!

[unborn cedar]

@warm snow Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[tender jewel]

@coral pine

[coral pine]

[gilded fiber]

yayy

[brittle shard]

ay when do i get my level roles back

cuz yes

and no

and fries

[high monolith]

no need

u got supporter

[brittle shard]

well its running out in a few days so..

[high monolith]

i see

what level even are you

[brittle shard]

like 25 or smth

[gilded fiber]

hiim level 100 can i have the role too

[high monolith]

nah youll just leave and lose it again

[gilded fiber]

oh right i forgot

im only here cause patreon forced me in

[fierce scaffold]

Mainzyyy

[high monolith]

iantheladyyyyyyyyy

wait no

[fierce scaffold]

Onixyyy!!

[high monolith]

i didnt think this through

[fierce scaffold]

haii buddy

[high monolith]

hii

we finally got an onix tag

[fierce scaffold]

you got a very shiny name you do

[wheat anvil]

Iannn

[fierce scaffold]

Haii

[wheat anvil]

I want a gradient role color too

it looks amazing

[low geyser]

Will it work with Curresnt bedrock

[fierce scaffold]

same!

[fierce scaffold]

did you get your mcnuggies

[wheat anvil]

I did!!!

[low geyser]

I want to hack on my sister's world

[wheat anvil]

an hour ago!!

[fierce scaffold]

yayY!

share some

[wheat anvil]

I don't think free onix supports latest version

[low geyser]

damn

Do you know of one that is in the form of a MCpack

Im aware you can put scripts and such in it

[plush wedge]

what's an onix client

i forgot

[chrome bloom]

🤔

[quiet crag]

a big mac

[wheat anvil]

yes

[plush wedge]

goodnight

[high monolith]

Goodnight

[opaque salmon]

heh tuff

[gentle grove]

yo

[cosmic birch]

Damn glad to see how far Onix has come, not to mention that I taught him everything

[broken onyx]

[vale robin]

.

[celest bison]

i just got onix prem

fire

[unborn cedar]

@celest bison Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[celest bison]

i am not 1

[opaque salmon]

haha u one year old

[celest bison]

fax

[remote hazel]

onix lite in the big 25 🥀

[light granite]

yes bros

slay

[tawdry shard]

when did that happen

[cunning kestrel]

omg bypass

[foggy totem]

Soo

How do I buy the client?

[somber nymph]

you cant be sayin that with that bio 🥀

[foggy totem]

Nvm

I bought the thing

[gilded fiber]

ok

[tacit marsh]

So what now

[hexed cedar]

onix got the tag

fire

[latent pecan]

i need to wait to get a phone then get a bank acc then buy it..

[unborn cedar]

@latent pecan Congrats! You're now 3 years old!

[latent pecan]

and when u get it do u have to do one of these?

i cant do it wait

nope

okay there is a membership thing

do u have to get one of them to get the game

PLS HELP ME

[light granite]

noo bruh

Minecraft is by microsoft

we aren't affiliated with microsoft in any way

[gilded fiber]

nvm

only hyouka did thatr

shoushimin only did it for a couple episodes

[stable nest]

Average Video game easter egg lore

[gilded fiber]

ok but hyouka is actuaklly so peak

like its acutlaly top 5 animes of all time

[stable nest]

Soul easter and Gachiakuta are in the top

so Peak

[visual salmon]

how to download onix free version

[tender jewel]

me when R1J2M is literally typing 😭

[heavy venture]

hi

[visual salmon]

@heavy venturehi

[heavy venture]

sup

[brittle shard]

Read channel description

[visual salmon]

there is the descriptiooon

[unborn cedar]

@visual salmon Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[visual salmon]

where is the description

[somber nymph]

wdym

oh nvm

no free onixclient

use plasma client if you want

[heavy venture]

but they said there is a free version

:(

[somber nymph]

there isnt

[heavy venture]

dangit

[unborn cedar]

@heavy venture Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[heavy venture]

no i turned 14 this year

[brittle shard]

here I'll gift u It dw

free onix

[heavy venture]

bro thats a rickroll

dont play dumb with me

[visual salmon]

u aren't rick rolling me

[brittle shard]

it is not

what makes u think it's a rickroll

[heavy venture]

then why is there a youtube link

[brittle shard]

bc its a video about free onix..?

[visual salmon]

i saw the video thumbnail for a secound

[brittle shard]

booo

[heavy venture]

no

its a rickroll

[tender jewel]

fine bruh

https://onixclient.com/free/download

there

are you happy

you got your damn free download

[heavy venture]

hmmm

still tryna trick me eh?

[visual salmon]

stop rick rolling

[heavy venture]

doesnt work lil bro

[tender jewel]

fine here

[heavy venture]

try better next time gngy

[tender jewel]

https://onixclient.com/multidevice

:D

[visual salmon]

i am not clicking links on the server anymore

[brittle shard]

lmao

[heavy venture]

its visible so still

and sucks on u i love the music

[unborn cedar]

@heavy venture Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[visual salmon]

ya

[tender jewel]

what

[heavy venture]

:)

[tender jewel]

its a great song

[visual salmon]

what

[brittle shard]

real

[heavy venture]

never gonna give u uppp never gonna let u down

its about the bot bro

@heavy venture "turned 2 years old"

dang

[visual salmon]

block the poeple that keep on rick rolling

[unborn cedar]

@visual salmon Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[heavy venture]

nah

[visual salmon]

yay

[heavy venture]

i aint got no beef with people that rickroll me

[visual salmon]

ok

[heavy venture]

i dont really care anyways

[solar peak]

ok

[somber nymph]

onix premium mobile 🗣️

imagine

[stable nest]

Onix premium on switch 2 when

[somber nymph]

1 and 2?

[unborn cedar]

@rustic heath Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[solar peak]

ur the second one squared

[high monolith]

How did they even

[somber nymph]

imagine if they manufactured it that way

[high monolith]

I feel they would have to

[somber nymph]

i think they cut the tire and hid the cut on the bottom of the second tire's top

i think it would be much harder to manufacture a tire inside a tire lol

[solar peak]

agred

or maybe its cake

[somber nymph]

gaming

[somber nymph]

most likely

[tender jewel]

what

[tender jewel]

theres no cuts

[solar peak]

cake

[somber nymph]

here?

[solar peak]

chatgpt tweaking

[somber nymph]

three

[brittle shard]

1 tire is bent to pass through another

Wtf

[cunning kestrel]

its so funny that they alr hacked it 💀

i'm sti

[somber nymph]

no wha

[cunning kestrel]

sitting on my normal swich rn

[brittle shard]

What chatgpt said

[cunning kestrel]

tryna pirate games

[solar peak]

dis looks more like a cut

[cunning kestrel]

cat

[somber nymph]

no thats part of the tire

[solar peak]

looks slashed

[high monolith]

It dont continues

[solar peak]

wat u sent is branding p sure

[solar peak]

lighting hiding it maybe

idk

prolly nkt

[somber nymph]

maybe theyre just really really good at vulcanizing

maybe thats the ad

[solar peak]

i like the cake theory more

ngl

[somber nymph]

maybe they rebuilt the tire 1 to 1 in Minecraft and they have infinite render distance and no build limit

1 block per atom

[brittle shard]

caked up

[dusty bridge]

@somber nymph

why is there gradients on the helper role

am i seeing stuff

[solar peak]

special treatment

cuz we goated

[somber nymph]

i asked

[dusty bridge]

thats amazing

[somber nymph]

rares gave us gradient

[dusty bridge]

that u asked

[brittle shard]

worst gradient is sr helper

[smoky iris]

No

[somber nymph]

@severe mulch you taking offence to that?

[solar peak]

ngl the helper one isnt that noticeable

[somber nymph]

i notice it

[brittle shard]

the 2 colors are way too different

ifykwim

[solar peak]

r u saying two different colours shouldnt be together

that’s racist.

there will be consequences

[brittle shard]

erm

LOL

[solar peak]

racism isnt a joke

[pliant pagoda]

hey anybody helping me i wanna have thsi client for free

soi the free version

but there is only the download for paid

[brittle shard]

thats pretty cool

[brittle shard]

is that so

[pliant pagoda]

?

[pliant pagoda]

no i didnt mean it like that

i want the free version

[high monolith]

Why

Do you like starting a new singleplayer world that badly

[solar peak]

outdated singleplayer experience in the big 2025

[pliant pagoda]

ayo wadafack

[unborn cedar]

@pliant pagoda Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[pliant pagoda]

yay

[light granite]

hi

[gilded fiber]

ok

[light granite]

hardest bash command ever 🥀

[solar peak]

r u hard

[light granite]

NO

[light granite]

systemd-logind.service should delete himself

[supple axle]

[fierce valley]

This is not good client 😔

[high monolith]

It is

[brittle shard]

0/10 ragebait 🥀

[high monolith]

Otherwise no one would buy it

[rocky locust]

How to download

Anyone

Can help me

Hello

[high monolith]

#❗-download-❗

[stable nest]

🗣️

[stable nest]

Who isn't

[solar peak]

algae

but he’s lying

ik it

[light granite]

[wheat anvil]

ME

[gilded fiber]

[stable raft]

fr

[somber nymph]

https://tenor.com/view/revived-cat-cat-wheelchair-nerusual-gif-21452227

[somber nymph]

aight vro

[broken onyx]

[old shale]

do i have to buy the premium client or can i get the free one

[somber nymph]

what free one

[stable raft]

?premium

?v3

[broken onyx]

doggobone

[stable nest]

lies

you're the biggest liar I know

And I know a dude that is taxed existing and stole the name of someone ( like using fake ID )

[high monolith]

Is he really that heavy?

[tender jewel]

ask peter

make sure he isnt driving tho he might say awww and then drive off the edge of the road

[high monolith]

Lmao i remembre that

[wraith horizon]

rare dogbone appearance

haven't seen u since 2023 or something

[light granite]

why does linux hate me 🥀

[somber nymph]

yeah ive seen his baguette messages from another server

bro really really loves baguettes

[light granite]

i can't install mint, bios is locked, and when i try kali, it says security boot fail (wtf bro)

[dull plume]

bro where do you download onix client

[somber nymph]

what is bro even doing

[light granite]

#❗-download-❗

[light granite]

installing something better than windows on an old laptop

ofc its not mine 😭

[somber nymph]

yeah you stole it

[light granite]

nah, a friend gave it

[somber nymph]

better not be a random grandma from the us🗣️

heres russian cursive

[light granite]

wtf

i don't even know anyone from the us

[somber nymph]

im playin

[somber nymph]

nuh uh

[light granite]

😭

[somber nymph]

admiring

i think

[light granite]

bros asian

[stable raft]

raspberry

[light granite]

OMAGIA

LONG TIME NO SEE

[stable raft]

When I’m online I usually only do tickets but I’ve been dead because I’m in an accelerated course for uni so I have no free time

[stable raft]

[light granite]

😭

[somber nymph]

damn

[light granite]

define pain

[somber nymph]

i dont think installing another os is that hard

either youre doing smth wrong or the laptop is just bad

[light granite]

on old hardware with locked bios

😭

[somber nymph]

just unlock bios

ez 🗣️

[light granite]

idk where my screwdriver went

😭

usually u need to remove the cmos battery and let the pc chill for 15 mins

(its not a pc)

[plush wedge]

goodnight

[versed pewter]

.

[tepid halo]

qj3f9

[unborn cedar]

@stable iron Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[stable raft]

?mute 1137056112676442203 bruh

[naive cave]

dogbone came back to ts

[stable raft]

Bruh does auto mute not work

[stable raft]

fr

Damn I don’t have delete perms either

:3

:3

:3

[somber nymph]

noway rispyiff!!!!?!!

[stable raft]

Oh wait I have delete perms

Mobile UI sucks

[pallid socket]

seems find

[somber nymph]

use purge

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1178907963440775279/1343554021859917834/attachment.gif

[tender jewel]

why didnt anyone purge it bruh

[pallid socket]

seems fine

[tender jewel]

u all have purge perms 😕

[stable raft]

I deleted manually

[somber nymph]

i was about too and i did but i accidentally used arcane not premium

[pallid socket]

jaquavious

[naive cave]

I do not have purge perms.

[pallid socket]

all da mods bein moderatirs

😭

not one moderates

[stable raft]

Yes you do

[pallid socket]

can i have purge perms im dark gewen

^_^

[stable raft]

I haven’t done any mod commands in forever

[somber nymph]

@naive cave and @stable raft got revived this is unreal

[stable iron]

im very cool

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1257014602743545856.png?quality=lossless&name=kao&size=48

[stable raft]

I don’t like slurs

[stable raft]

Shush child

[stable iron]

i do

[pallid socket]

Shush child

[stable iron]

no

[pallid socket]

Says the 44 year old white woman

[somber nymph]

we know

[pallid socket]

Shush, dante

For your slursarent appreciated...

[stable iron]

do you want me to repeat the past

[pallid socket]

[stable raft]

The only reason your not banned is because I’m writing an essay and forgot how to mute

[pallid socket]

youre

💀

[stable iron]

wow

[somber nymph]

sybau lil bro

[stable iron]

?mute

[pallid socket]

?mute

[cedar gate]

**Command:** ?mute

Description: Mute a member so they cannot type.
Cooldown: 3 seconds
Usage:
?mute [user] [limit] [reason]
Example:
?mute @NoobLance 10 Shitposting
?mute User 10m spamming
?mute NoobLance 1d Too Cool
?mute NoobLance 5h He asked for it

[stable raft]

This is why I only get Bs on my essays

[pallid socket]

i am ..

evil..

[stable iron]

youre welcome

[somber nymph]

we wont punish him for now cuz hes just speedrunning it

[pallid socket]

i have perms guys...

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1373690388874789027.png?quality=lossless&name=filth&size=48

[stable iron]

ok good bye

[stable raft]

Bros baiting fr

[somber nymph]

apparently a source of dopamine for kids below the age of 10

[stable iron]

also i feel like that should ban me

[pallid socket]

😭😭😭

[somber nymph]

it wont

[stable iron]

DMANIT

[pallid socket]

banbaiting in the big 25

[stable iron]

BAN ME

[pallid socket]

LLLOOOOLL

[stable iron]

BAN ME DAMNIT

[unborn cedar]

@stable iron Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[stable raft]

?mute 1137056112676442203 :3

[pallid socket]

LMFKOAOAOOO

)_!$+-#(#;#+#-#+

bbBahBlajdgakhsh

[stable raft]

I don’t have mute perms lol

[stable iron]

SHT UP ARCANE

[somber nymph]

ikr

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/796304120243814410.gif?quality=lossless&name=pogga&size=48

[somber nymph]

shit got old

[pallid socket]

hey guys

[stable raft]

Also it used to be 3 warns = mute no?

[pallid socket]

im gonna breka

59599736 rules

and get banned

[solar peak]

yee

[pallid socket]

and im gonna post it

on speedrun

dot

com

[stable raft]

That’s cray cray

[somber nymph]

honestly just leave vro

[pallid socket]

🙏🙏👅

[somber nymph]

you aint baiting no one

[pallid socket]

true u could js fake it

[solar peak]

bro is not the masterbaiter!!

[somber nymph]

i am the masterbaiter

[stable raft]

Oh also the is almost extinct because the company doesn’t make them anymore and I’ve had to give it surgery like 16 times but somehow it’s still alive

[somber nymph]

no baiter can out bait me

[pallid socket]

i am the master bator

[pallid socket]

Jarvis, call this guy a slur

[stable raft]

[pallid socket]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-erase-gif-1159901542694943356

[somber nymph]

rip

[stable raft]

People don’t realize it’s my dog’s toy and it was at one point one of the most popular emojis here

[somber nymph]

seemless surgery? or bad surgery like the one i did with my headset

[wheat anvil]

I never lie

trust

[stable raft]

Basically sewing it with needles and thread + shoving stuffing in it

[somber nymph]

gaming

[stable iron]

NO

[stable raft]

atp I’m surprised people still do this stuff in the big 2025

[somber nymph]

well kids do get born every year

[stable raft]

True

[somber nymph]

and every year theres always a 9 year old who has too much internet privileges

[stable raft]

fr tho

[river copper]

@candid arch bro why h here

[stable raft]

Wait I have timeout perms lmao

Helper perms are so cooked

[river copper]

Ive screamed until my veins collapsed 😅😭🤬✌️

[gilded fiber]

'ok

[stable raft]

Relatable

Wtf

Go in the corner now

Your in timeout time

[somber nymph]

i meant collaped

surely

[stable raft]

No creaming allowed

[somber nymph]

[stable raft]

tf is Atlas

My brain is so dead

[somber nymph]

mobile

[stable raft]

It’s been a while since I’ve been actually active in the dsc and mc communities

[somber nymph]

bros been grinding school stuff

[stable raft]

I’m not using a client ;3

[stable raft]

fr

[somber nymph]

onix client

real

[stable raft]

soon ónix can hire me as a super duper helper with a masters degree

[stable raft]

fr

I made a ónix client mobile video

But haven’t released it yet

But I’m tempted to

[somber nymph]

an onix client helper with phd 🗣️

imagine

[stable raft]

(Very legit mobile client yes)

[stable raft]

Frfr

[somber nymph]

i know a guy with a phd who plays Minecraft

real

[stable raft]

for realises

Technically only have my associates so far

But I’ll get my double masters within the next 2 years

I’m tempted to do a third bc it’s free for where I live

3 masters with no work experience

[somber nymph]

managed to stretch my 2 week nitro trial into more than 1 month with a freezed e credit card 🗣️

[somber nymph]

lol

[somber nymph]

how many masters degree will bro get 😭

[stable raft]

I’ve been saying discord will release a evolving nitro sub badge for years now but honestly it’s kinda ugly

[somber nymph]

might as well get all of em am i right? 🗣️

[somber nymph]

lol

a lot has happened

[stable raft]

Computer Science
Information Technology
Computer Networking*

And I was gonna add cybersecurity but everyone I know who’s done it is a notsee

[somber nymph]

thats crazy

[stable raft]

And not even neo’s either

Like full blown yeah imma do the salute fellas

[somber nymph]

maybe they just do it as a bit?

[stable raft]

Nah they fully committed

Like going to rally types

[somber nymph]

as a joke? or nah

[somber nymph]

hell naw

[stable raft]

Ye

It’s bad

Where I live has lots of up and downs

[somber nymph]

im sure you wont become one when you get the cyber security

[stable raft]

Lots of extremists but also free college and good jobs

[gilded fiber]

dog bobe

[somber nymph]

woah! don't just throw slurs around here

we dont say j*b

https://tenor.com/view/akira-job-application-get-a-job-akira-job-application-gif-8274337411388777231

[unborn cedar]

@pallid socket Congrats! You're now 50 years old!

[pallid socket]

what a way to turn 50

[stable raft]

Absolutely not unless friendly fire (being an ethnic minority) and cybersecurity is a good field but the jobs are terrible bc of the people and generally the work environment / pay is bad compared to other computing roles

[somber nymph]

bro i think youve been paying for nitro for three years without even using the app 🙏

[stable raft]

Bros old now

[stable raft]

ik but I use my state credit

[somber nymph]

why dont you have <@&814259703357636608>

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1373690388874789027.png?quality=lossless&name=filth&size=48

[stable raft]

I do

And I’m not even 100 but I have that one too

?rank

[pallid socket]

commies...

[somber nymph]

wrong bot

[unborn cedar]

Vote Booster: Vote now for a 10% boost. https://arcane.bot/vote

[somber nymph]

why

oh right new account

[unborn cedar]

Vote Booster: Vote now for a 10% boost. https://arcane.bot/vote

[somber nymph]

gaming

[stable raft]

I’m also in a country that hates anything left of liberal

[pallid socket]

filt

[somber nymph]

never made it to top 10 unfortunately

[stable raft]

RIP

[pallid socket]

romania

[unborn cedar]

Onix Client (Windows, x64)'s xp leaderboard

Want to view more than the top 10 users? Click here

[pallid socket]

that lb hadn't changed

since 2023

[somber nymph]

ikr

[stable raft]

More western lol

[somber nymph]

its like they level up without talking

[pallid socket]

ohio

or czech republic

[stable raft]

I was gonna try to get up there

But I never made it to lvl 100

[pallid socket]

certified ols

old

[somber nymph]

imagine if he just stops guessing countries and starts sending exact coordinates

[unborn cedar]

❌ Nobody has earned any reactions xp yet.

[stable raft]

I think I got the lvl 75 role before I reached level 75

[pallid socket]

wait

i tbink i knwo

[stable raft]

My country is pretty obvious imo

[pallid socket]

u live at 670 Ručyza Lr. Prague Czech Republic

am i wrong

[gilded fiber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142715444931874897/1181887792029118534/attachment.gif

[pallid socket]

hello dow

[gilded fiber]

hello infp

[pallid socket]

hows you been

[somber nymph]

oh man

[pallid socket]

we havent talked inna minit

[somber nymph]

thats just

sad

ip pinger nation 😭🙏

[pallid socket]

ip pinger nation :flag_gb'

[gilded fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/hyouka-chitanda-eru-hyouka-vines-gif-21055961

[gilded fiber]

hyok flower

[pallid socket]

my memes have always been better than ginv's

[gilded fiber]

i love this scene so much i will keep posting it forever

[pallid socket]

call u a slid

[gilded fiber]

any meme sender except lg5hack has better memes than ginv

[stable raft]

Sometimes I think it’s bait

[pallid socket]

slur

[stable raft]

But some people are just stupid

[pallid socket]

🙏🙏

[somber nymph]

we all know why lg has bad memes

[stable raft]

Ik your ip is 0.1

[pallid socket]

my ip is 127.0.0.1 actually

[stable raft]

Is discord media player still crap

[gilded fiber]

my ip is 65

[pallid socket]

ynoes

[stable raft]

lol

[somber nymph]

hit every note 🙏

it was on beat

[stable raft]

Skin walker fr

[pallid socket]

dog got tired of pretending

[stable raft]

Literally me

[stable raft]

Except I pee in a circle

[somber nymph]

?

[stable raft]

Start spinning

[stable raft]

Like a beyblade

[pallid socket]

Dog one beyblade

[stable raft]

And jump up and down

In the orphanage

[stable raft]

Massive

Hog rider

My beloved

[pallid socket]

Call me ornch the way I gift her https://steamcommunity.com/gift50dollar/ vitamin d /

double joje

joke

[stable raft]

I’m too sleep deprived to tell if it’s legit or not

[pallid socket]

/gift50dollar is not a real domain

[somber nymph]

unreal

[stable raft]

Damn that’s crazy

For realises tho

[pallid socket]

😭

[stable raft]

[pallid socket]

Yall in some

[stable raft]

Simulation

[pallid socket]

Typeee

Sgitttt

[somber nymph]

interesting

[stable raft]

I pee in the bottle and reuse it

[somber nymph]

maybe jqms would agree

[pallid socket]

I'm just walked past the house and someone's blasting the Happy Birthday song

[stable raft]

Infinite apple juice

[pallid socket]

I can hear the bass

[stable raft]

Go knock on the door

[stable raft]

And sing with them

[pallid socket]

I dont even live here

Im just walking

And theyre playing the happy birthday song

Like what

[pallid socket]

https://tenor.com/view/awwhellnahhgrandpaangry-kakekmarahmarah-awwhellnahh-citeureup-gif-8894758225865569640

[stable raft]

Based on those license plates and trees and house architecture I can conclude you live ||on earth||

[pallid socket]

Im om vacation

💀

Airbnb

[stable raft]

Imma use the triangulation

[pallid socket]

Dog bone trinayglaiton

And hes gonna summerflux the dungeonping birple

And revers ethe dingleslopper

To scung the popswallop

[somber nymph]

i havent left the 2km radius around my house this summer

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/796304120243814410.gif?quality=lossless&name=pogga&size=48

[pallid socket]

#gotouchgrass

[somber nymph]

what grass

i live in the city

[pallid socket]

the grass

[stable raft]

So based on the location of the sun and time of day and the average time of year people go on per country and the distance and the voices in my head you actually live ||on the third planet from the sun||

[pallid socket]

isnt that venus

[somber nymph]

its not even that good of a city theres a shit ton of bad houses everywhere

[stable raft]

No

[pallid socket]

ceres

[somber nymph]

like ready player one type of houses

[pallid socket]

goon city

u wouldnt get the reference

[stable raft]

Venus is 2

[somber nymph]

iykwim

[pallid socket]

maybe @fwrares would

waddermelogn

[stable raft]

You should just expand your house

[pallid socket]

What a save!

[pallid socket]

What a save!

[somber nymph]

maybe im exaggerating

[stable raft]

Take over the neighbours houses

And then knock down the walls

[pallid socket]

With Galvanized Square Steel Pipes

And Wood Veneers

[somber nymph]

woah!

[stable raft]

And use those to be the in-between walls

And then you have like 9 houses

[pallid socket]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1373747910163824660.png?quality=lossless&name=grug&size=48

[stable raft]

Bc you have all the houses around your house

[pallid socket]

Goodnight!

[stable raft]

Discord client moment

Me when no nitro

[somber nymph]

i use vanilla discord

ts is too unstable bro

crash everytime

i tried to use canary to see if they fixed some of the bugs there

they didnt

even more crashes comes

[frozen nest]

vencord>

[dusky cloak]

I use chocolate discord

[dusty bridge]

i use mocha discord

[brittle shard]

i use diddy cord

[high monolith]

I use normal discord

[unborn cedar]

@high monolith Congrats! You're now 321 years old!

[smoky iris]

🥀 🥀

[somber nymph]

hold on what

[high monolith]

Yeah hold on a minute

[somber nymph]

ok im done holding on

[high monolith]

Great

Thank you

[somber nymph]

you're welcome

[verbal crane]

roller coaster

[delicate pier]

nao to conseguindo baixar sjsksk

[final steeple]

thank you homer

[sullen grove]

guys what is plasmic

[stable nest]

yes

[gilded fiber]

pass

[solar peak]

he has a good personality

[unborn cedar]

@slow summit Congrats! You're now 3 years old!

[slow summit]

Is there a place where I can see a list of features that onix premium has

[wheat anvil]

̂lies

[severe mulch]

no, people have the right to have any opinion they want

also I really don't care about the gradient LOL

[gilded fiber]

sr helper looks good