génerál

[bleak jungle]

Hello

[unborn cedar]

@neat kraken Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[tender jewel]

nobodys matching your freak bro

fr

fax

nobodys gonna match your freak sorry

no no one is

thank you

[unborn cedar]

@neat kraken Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[gilded fiber]

anime

[strong cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/eve-command-grab-fighting-game-guilty-gear-fight-song-gif-27359593

[unborn cedar]

@hazy walrus Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[gilded fiber]

goomba

[light granite]

Hi

@rainbootz

Wow

[light granite]

Shajsbahah

[strong cloak]

lg do you like to throw kids

[light granite]

Why would I do such a horrible act

[strong cloak]

for fun :3

[gilded fiber]

money

[light granite]

Nah

I made my lips soft asf wtf

[hollow kite]

hello

[light granite]

Hi

[hollow kite]

yo algae

how are you

[light granite]

Eh

Idrk how I am

I'm having bad thoughts of

Uh

Anyeays

[hollow kite]

alright

[light granite]

Hru?

[hollow kite]

fine

[light granite]

Wait

[hollow kite]

i am alot happier nowadays

[light granite]

How R U

[light granite]

Woah

Glad to hear

[light granite]

How R U friends w vaajin?

[hollow kite]

😵‍💫

[light granite]

No like

[hollow kite]

can you dumb it down

[light granite]

Check mutal friends

[light granite]

Uh

How ;-;

[hollow kite]

dunno

man

[light granite]

Ouh alr

[hollow kite]

my memory is so bad i don't even know him

[light granite]

Ye he is also a Maldivian

[hollow kite]

but he is in my friends list so he must be a cool guy

[light granite]

💀

[light granite]

Wow I'm not cool

😔

[hollow kite]

alright

[light granite]

;-;

[hollow kite]

here

[light granite]

A-

[hollow kite]

now you are cool too

[light granite]

Yay 💀

[hollow kite]

have fun then mr algae

🙂 i am out

[light granite]

Aight cya

[opaque salmon]

Onyx support 1.21.30

[light granite]

Yes

?v3

[cedar gate]

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[stable nest]

@wheat anvil

hii

!!

[wheat anvil]

Hi!

[stable nest]

h o w

a r e

y o u

?

[wheat anvil]

im good ! :3

Hru?

[stable nest]

Im good

what r u doing ?

[wheat anvil]

biting my cristaline

the bouchon

fr

[stable nest]

NOWAY

[wheat anvil]

wbu

[stable nest]

Im waiting to go to school

[wheat anvil]

schoo :(

[stable nest]

nah

it's good

Im in pro

so like

programming class

😎

[wheat anvil]

thats so cool wtf

[stable nest]

Ikr

for the job I want to do

I'll won 1950$ min

per month

[wheat anvil]

So sigma 🤯

[stable nest]

( and surely will do some cheat / legit client for some games )

so more ig ?

[stable nest]

frfr

chad gpt said I was quoicousigma

[wheat anvil]

new onix coient developer

[stable nest]

no

'cause my teacher wants to learn us C++ the next year

in Premier

so can't for the moment

and onix don't want v2 to update 'cause less money

[wheat anvil]

true

[wheat anvil]

HOT

hes so real for that

[stable nest]

Let's make private cheat for Leagues 😎

[wheat anvil]

YIPPIE!

[stable nest]

800$ lifetime

:D

[wheat anvil]

nah cuz they got the anticheat spyware now

😔

[stable nest]

b r e h

like the goofy ahh sonic fangame

that when you was looking for cheat about it , it will block all your pc stuff

[wheat anvil]

LMAO WHAT

[stable nest]

https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/7iynxv/psa_fangame_sonic_gather_battle_has_a_malicious/

this reddit talk about it

Laupok made a vid on it IIRC

the dev said it was because he made custom Sprite iirc

Anyways go to school bye chat I'll be back in 3-4 hours I think !

[wheat anvil]

bye!!!

[silk lantern]

preventive ban

[stable nest]

?

[stable nest]

^

Never said I would do Mc be client

I will not

[gilded fiber]

ot

[wheat anvil]

heartstone

[solar peak]

apple

[vast rose]

Hi

[solar peak]

apple

[vast rose]

Ipone

[solar peak]

🍏🍏

[gilded fiber]

me when i going

[opaque salmon]

Awwww

[dark hatch]

how to download

[sharp birch]

hi

i cant find link of onix

[strong cloak]

#❗-download-❗

https://tenor.com/view/vr-chat-felky-oops-dumb-teehee-gif-25402128

you ^

?flip

[cedar gate]

@strong cloak heads

[flat spade]

a

[gilded fiber]

sleepy

[solar peak]

DAYUM BOIH

https://tenor.com/view/motorboat-head-shake-reaction-funny-face-gif-12355454

my bad chat

WAIT

WAIT

[wheat anvil]

😭

[solar peak]

WAIT

[wheat anvil]

hi

[solar peak]

@gilded fiber WHAT IS HER AGE

[wheat anvil]

3

[solar peak]

NO

[strong cloak]

wawa calm down

[solar peak]

WHAT IS HER AGE

AM I COOKED

[strong cloak]

you’re fine

but

[solar peak]

ok yay

[strong cloak]

BUT

that’s a man

[solar peak]

https://tenor.com/view/motorboat-head-shake-reaction-funny-face-gif-12355454

[gilded fiber]

old enough

[solar peak]

yayayaya

[gilded fiber]

hi

[unborn cedar]

@hearty jacinth Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[gilded fiber]

wow spamming e

[cedar gate]

rayanaws has been warned. || spm

[solar peak]

👍

#1265711575197810698

thankyou

[gilded fiber]

e

[eE]

yeah

ok

[cedar gate]

rayanaws was banned. | discrimination

[plush wedge]

okay

[gilded fiber]

hi rares

[plush wedge]

hi

[stable nest]

Do you want to cheat on hearstone ?

how tf do you even cheat on it

[wheat anvil]

idk 😭

[somber nymph]

hi

where are your roles

thank you

yeah

[nova heath]

French #génerál

Love it

[cedar gate]

cementmix3r has been warned. || chat filter bypass

[gilded fiber]

the naomi

[strong cloak]

french h

[amber tusk]

hii

i just bought onix membership where can I find the download link in the channel here

[high monolith]

Follow the instructions on the patreon

[amber tusk]

I just saw it now, thankiess > . <

[unborn cedar]

@amber tusk Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[high monolith]

You’re welcome

[violet hawk]

yo

gm

[high monolith]

Gm

[gilded fiber]

.<

[violet hawk]

hows everyones day going

[high monolith]

Not great i slept 1 hour and a half

What about you

[violet hawk]

op

[amber tusk]

o my o my, get some rest when you can!

[violet hawk]

slept poorly too

[high monolith]

Tonight

[unborn cedar]

@opaque salmon Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[floral bolt]

Daddy

[high monolith]

You again

[amber tusk]

oh nu where did my ticket go

I have a slight problem

why did my ticket close 😨

[hazy nest]

Opa

[high monolith]

Just make a new one you probably were done or deserted it

[opaque salmon]

😭 ur here

[hazy nest]

Algum brasileiro

[violet hawk]

lol

[amber tusk]

I wasnt done 🥲

[violet hawk]

sad day

[high monolith]

No from what i can see tou were

[hollow kite]

hello 🙂

[violet hawk]

hi

i wanna new pfp but to lazy to look for one

lol

[high monolith]

Make one then

[violet hawk]

idk how to

otherwise i would

[severe mulch]

were you the one who said "downld" instead of "download"

[violet hawk]

oop

[amber tusk]

no

[severe mulch]

ok I didn't delete it then

lol

[severe mulch]

open ms paint
scribble some lines
done

[high monolith]

Prob got auto delete after the countdown

[severe mulch]

well they've just deleted their account so

lol

[violet hawk]

rate the new pic me personly its a 10/10

LOL

[high monolith]

0/10 its a cat

[violet hawk]

damn

this any better

?

[nova heath]

Is Onix still up?

[violet hawk]

yes

[nova heath]

Oh wow, W ig

[high monolith]

Still a cat so no

[violet hawk]

damn

but he smoking

[high monolith]

Oh well

[gilded fiber]

he smok e

[violet hawk]

fair enough

[gilded fiber]

vibing

[nova heath]

Cat hater? Cancelled (real). I love cats

[unborn cedar]

@nova heath Congrats! You're now 6 years old!

[tender jewel]

his cat was a meanie

[nova heath]

Uh oh... someone didn't like Onix

[tender jewel]

well he tried i think but the cat was always mean

[ripe edge]

is cah bad?

[high monolith]

Yes cats are bad

[ripe edge]

why

[strong cloak]

incarnations of demons

[high monolith]

^

[ripe edge]

uh wha

[gilded fiber]

im a demonstration

[rocky turtle]

There is no onix client for free

[unborn cedar]

@rocky turtle Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[high monolith]

ik

[ripe edge]

✅

[simple charm]

so no more onix lient for free huh

D:

[high monolith]

dont be sad

[simple charm]

ig fate client it is

[high monolith]

bro

ur complaining about onix not being on latest

fate's most recent version is 1.16.210

[simple charm]

I just need toggle sprint

D:

[solar peak]

eh mazing!

[craggy dew]

💀

[severe mulch]

LOL

[severe mulch]

man am I glad that I stopped using toggle sprint
it's amazing not to have to rely on mods in order for me to enjoy the game

[plush wedge]

personally i never used toggle sprint

ever

been holding f since day 1

🙏

[tender jewel]

🗣️🗣️🗣️💧💧

[frail grail]

😛

😛

😛

[high monolith]

stop spittin

[tender jewel]

thanks mutaal

[tender jewel]

SPITTIN FAX!!!!

[high monolith]

no just saliva

[tender jewel]

🗣️💧💧💧💥💥💥

oh

😔

🗣️💦🔥💥

i spat on the fire but it just made it worse and it caused a reaction which causes an explosion

[plush wedge]

Yo should i bleach my hair to look like glaive

real shit.

i need more music

ughhh

[tender jewel]

No

dont kill ur hair

u need that or u go bald

[rapid vault]

hey thats my pfp

[plush wedge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/876542042354880522/1285643919681392734/2B4A8CE52A1C2B2306D59915B504AE9D_video_dashinit.mp4?ex=66eda7b4&is=66ec5634&hm=cdc41cd13b8fe8e42ac92f590c342448f7d51fe4988644b6728533f10a6850fc&

[tender jewel]

and then u become walter

[tender jewel]

umm

[plush wedge]

shit been getting popular

[plush wedge]

count it up

count it up

baby please dont let me go

count it up

count it up

pray my wallet nvr folds

[rapid vault]

i've had it for a lot actually 😭

[plush wedge]

idk from when i've started using it

@modern matrix when did we do catgang

[rapid vault]

its ok

btw as i was saying, is there like a free ver of onix ?

[tender jewel]

aint riskin allat

[modern matrix]

Catgang

[plush wedge]

okay for like a month and a half

[tender jewel]

ummm who is “kimi” i only know deerlover45

[plush wedge]

no not really

used to be

no longer

[rapid vault]

shi

[unborn cedar]

@rapid vault Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[tender jewel]

stop catting ur gang

[modern matrix]

im triyng to get a wacan berry

[clever hare]

Now playing - rares

senta

twikipedia • senta

13418 total scrobbles

[plush wedge]

delta

i cannot understand a single word

nun

i used to fw twiki so much in 2023

found my old playlist

not bad tbh

[craggy dew]

song?

[unborn cedar]

@craggy dew Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[cedar gate]

should i change my avatar photo?

1️⃣ no

2️⃣ yes

3️⃣ choice 3

Poll by isaiahluke40 · Sep 19, 2024, 6:10 PM

[tawdry shard]

hi

[gilded fiber]

hi

[light granite]

?av isaiahluke40

[cedar gate]

isaiahluke40

Server Avatar

[stable nest]

Lg

why do you have an Egirl goth pfp

?

[tawdry shard]

dang

guess i'll stick with this one

[light granite]

No idea

?av

[cedar gate]

lg5hacker

Server Avatar

[tawdry shard]

was planning to change my av to hikaru now that he has been adapted to the anime

[light granite]

I dyed my hair similar coloured to this irl

[light granite]

Same av for 3 yrs

[tawdry shard]

yes

[stable nest]

What hair color were you before?

[stable nest]

frfr

Me when 4g is not working

Wow finally

[tawdry shard]

lte bad

[stable nest]

lte?

[tawdry shard]

how do i put this

uh

lte is basically budget 4g

[stable nest]

Oh okok

My 4g is normally good I'm just in a shtty part of the city ( you need to cross 2 bridges to go there )

[tawdry shard]

or like 3.9G

[stable nest]

[gilded fiber]

sysdvr

[stable nest]

Real

Monreale

[gilded fiber]

chat do i update my switch

is it worth the effort

[stable nest]

I don't think

Will just burn some fusible

( /!\ it's normal it's the security by Nintendo to not downgrade your console /!\ )

if you update it will not explose

[stable nest]

crazy

[craggy dew]

It's what I get for not having airplane mode on while using migswitch 💀

[stable nest]

🤷‍♂️

They don't like edit

[craggy dew]

They don't like piracy

[gilded fiber]

never got banned even after logging onto the eshop with tinfoil on my homescreen

but last time i checked was like 2 years ago idk if im stil lalive now

[gilded fiber]

yeah im not updating

i have like

10 sysmodules im too lazy to update each one

[stable nest]

Mig is not used to be piracy just a thing to not have to switch your game card every time you wanna switch a game

[plush wedge]

that's a new glaive snippet

it's called count it up

[gilded fiber]

whats migswitch

[plush wedge]

it's gonna be on his new album

[stable nest]

normally you're not used to cracking games with it

[plush wedge]

which is releasing next month

!!!!

[stable nest]

Like r4 on Ds but switch

[gilded fiber]

whats r4 on ds

[stable nest]

you can duplicate your games

[gilded fiber]

oh

[plush wedge]

oh shit that can actually get you banned?

lmao

[stable nest]

The game card where dads downloads games legally

[plush wedge]

idk i just use 90dns and dnsmitm on emummc on my modded v1 switch

shoutout awooinstaller foreal

i should probably update hos at one point or another

[gilded fiber]

dbi

[stable nest]

Is playing on switch really this good ?

[plush wedge]

i mean modding it is nice

once you get the hang of it at least

a lot harder than modding uhhh

[stable nest]

Oh yeah maybe

[plush wedge]

a wii per say

[craggy dew]

yes

[gilded fiber]

yes if you can find games that run well

[craggy dew]

i havent checked again since then maybe its fr temp lmao

[stable nest]

10 sec modding speedrun is fire

[plush wedge]

i suppose cause of the nsp key things

if you were to use your own dumped files you wouldn't have gotten banned

unfortunate

[craggy dew]

right

[unborn cedar]

@craggy dew Congrats! You're now 2 years old!

[craggy dew]

its an amazing backup tool tbh

[plush wedge]

do you have a v1 switch

[stable nest]

me when the gamecube runs Pokemon scarlet better than the switch 👍

[craggy dew]

no i have more recent which is why i got mig in first place

[light granite]

A

[plush wedge]

yeah alright

that's what i was about to say

[light granite]

Hi chhat

[stable nest]

A

[stable nest]

hi lg

how r u

[plush wedge]

unless you have a patched switch getting a migswitch isn't worth it

[gilded fiber]

switch ps2 emulation doesn't look terrible anymore i might be able to play good games

[light granite]

Shi

[gilded fiber]

but installing linux seems like too much work

[craggy dew]

i am not good with souldering

😦

[stable nest]

I use my wii u to play emu

[plush wedge]

tbh you would've been better off buying a picofly and getting someone to solder it

[plush wedge]

unfortunate

[craggy dew]

im knowing bro trust i am just lazy

[plush wedge]

i have a v1 switch from like

2017?

late 2017 early 2018

[light granite]

Augh gtg sleep

[craggy dew]

ebay = $500+

[light granite]

Gn chat

[plush wedge]

wtf?

my switch is still worth something??

[craggy dew]

your v1

yes

[plush wedge]

that's surprising

[gilded fiber]

yoooooo

im gonna sell my v1

[plush wedge]

i mean it's already homebrewed and shit

[stable nest]

I have 3 v1 switch ( idk why I have this much )

[plush wedge]

prolly could sell for more

[craggy dew]

be careful selling modded

[gilded fiber]

that has 2 broken joycon sliders and ascrached screen

[plush wedge]

nintendo switch with games!!! 700$!!!

hundereds of games!!

[craggy dew]

if you sell modded sell it on something like fb marketplace

[plush wedge]

i wouldn't sell it tho

holds a special place in my heart

[gilded fiber]

would've probably been worth more if freeshops still existed

[plush wedge]

got 1k hours on youtube back when i didn't have a pc

🙏

[plush wedge]

oh they still exist

[stable nest]

Ppls sell Modded switch for like 200$ iirc

[gilded fiber]

whar

im not caught up

[plush wedge]

at least i remember 1 being active

like

months ago

idk if it's gone now

[tawdry shard]

@plush wedge

[craggy dew]

maybe a lite

[plush wedge]

it was semi invite only

you needed to apply

[tawdry shard]

should i change my avatar

[plush wedge]

no

you shouldn't

[gilded fiber]

idk i just get nsps from the internet

[stable nest]

Nah v1 switch modded

[tawdry shard]

ok thats a yes

[plush wedge]

doubt

[stable nest]

But I checked like 2 y ago

[craggy dew]

show me rn im finna drop 200

stg what

havent found one under 400 v1 wise modded or not

[plush wedge]

yooo

[gilded fiber]

yo sysdvr is actuallygood now

[plush wedge]

unpatched v1 200$

not a bad deal

you should cop 1

[gilded fiber]

its somewhat playable now

[craggy dew]

clutch find ngl

[plush wedge]

js gotta make sure it's not banned lmao

that would be funny

[craggy dew]

oh nah

your so right

[plush wedge]

waiting for it to arrive just so it's banned from nintendo services

[craggy dew]

😦

[plush wedge]

i guess you could ask the seller to send you a video of him using the eshop

they'd be down to do it i think

[craggy dew]

atp you dont really need nintendo services tho

[gilded fiber]

yeah cause nintendo services are useful

[plush wedge]

fair

not like i play online

i just play emulators and single player games most of the times

so

[craggy dew]

even so like how yuzus online worked im sure would work on switch

[gilded fiber]

lan lpay

[plush wedge]

pretty sure there's a patched youtube nsp that works without nintendo services

so

[plush wedge]

oh yeah fs

with a custom dns and shit

[craggy dew]

yeah im pretty sure i got fried bc i used youtube smh

only time it was off airplane

[plush wedge]

not many people play on those servers

[gilded fiber]

yeah im using one rn it even has an adblocker

[plush wedge]

that's the issue

[plush wedge]

rip

[plush wedge]

yooo nice shit

is there spotify on the nx

[craggy dew]

pi hole network level is cheap and easy fix

[unborn cedar]

@craggy dew Congrats! You're now 3 years old!

[plush wedge]

there is not okay

[craggy dew]

XD

[gilded fiber]

sounds too nerdy im not smart enough for that

[craggy dew]

i was able to do it with a 20 min yt tutorial ngl

[gilded fiber]

too long i can only watch 20 second youtube shorts

[craggy dew]

mushy brain 😦

[gilded fiber]

mush

brew

[plush wedge]

i remember when i modded my switch

it was so scuffed

[gilded fiber]

i was scared

[plush wedge]

my pc doesn't have an sd card reader and i wasn't gonna get one just for this

so i got an old android phone

plugged it into the pc

dragged all the files i needed onto it

then put the sd card onto the phone

formatted it cause it created some random folders idk android shit

waited for a while for them to move

[gilded fiber]

i paid like $2 for a cheap one that worked once for that one time

[plush wedge]

then i plugged it into the switch

then i booted hekate

and that was that

pretty fun

[gilded fiber]

what version are you on rn

[plush wedge]

pretty sure i could've just put the sd card into the switch then used hekate normally

[plush wedge]

pf

tough question

i think 16.1

16.0.1*

ik latest is like 18 no?

so my sysmmc is on 17.0

[gilded fiber]

idk i havent checked

or updated

[plush wedge]

and my emummc on 16.0.1

iirc at least

sysmmc is nice cause i don't have to reboot to play emulators

though i'm using emummc most of the time either way

sooooooo

yeah

[gilded fiber]

stardew valley

[plush wedge]

goodnight

[opaque salmon]

🗣️🔥

[gilded fiber]

dan dan dandandanduddududu

[plucky minnow]

@topaz atlas dawg this has got to stop

[unborn cedar]

@plucky minnow Congrats! You're now 3 years old!

[gilded fiber]

i don’t like that person

[plucky minnow]

anyone know lous @

[topaz atlas]

u wont get it

[plucky minnow]

i will find then

them

[topaz atlas]

i forbid you from doing so

[plucky minnow]

and i forbid u from being weird

[gilded fiber]

same

[plucky minnow]

doh

do u perchance

know lous @

[gilded fiber]

you sound like

[gilded fiber]

yeah i actually do

[plucky minnow]

u should like

give me it fr

[gilded fiber]

mmmmm no

[plucky minnow]

what will it take

to get that user

[gilded fiber]

2 suns

[plucky minnow]

☀️☀️

[gilded fiber]

real suns

NOT

fictional

i can’t eat those 2 emojis

[plucky minnow]

no image perms

sad

[gilded fiber]

goodd

[plucky minnow]

no

bad

[gilded fiber]

https://tenor.com/view/no-perms-flex-gif-21267080

get flexed on

get boxed like a fish

[gilded fiber]

do youl ike eve

[plucky minnow]

What

[gilded fiber]

harapeco

[plucky minnow]

english?

[gilded fiber]

no hablo

[strong cloak]

you could just like

search eve rule34

and find the best playlist ever

[plucky minnow]

yeahhh im not doing that one gang!

[gilded fiber]

no📵

[strong cloak]

ok mmdohzz

[gilded fiber]

have you ever eaten a burger

[plucky minnow]

yeah

[gilded fiber]

if so how was it

[plucky minnow]

good

why

[gilded fiber]

yeah burger

hambugrg

[plucky minnow]

do u acc have lous user

[unborn cedar]

@plucky minnow Congrats! You're now 4 years old!

[plucky minnow]

they need to be studied in a lab

same for g75

[gilded fiber]

isn’t that a mouse

[gilded fiber]

oooo i’ve been in a lab before!!!

they cut me apart

it was fun

[gilded fiber]

oh yeah i forgot to answer

[plucky minnow]

gibs

[gilded fiber]

i don’t have it sorry

[plucky minnow]

aw man

[tender jewel]

buy v3

[strong cloak]

?flip

[cedar gate]

@strong cloak tails

[gilded fiber]

bore

[ripe edge]

good night

[craggy spear]

good night but hi

[cedar frigate]

how do i download the non premium version i dont wanna pay

[gilded fiber]

fridge

[plucky minnow]

never

[south path]

how to download

[smoky iris]

#❗-download-❗

[south path]

this premium version

[high monolith]

yes

the only version

[south path]

#archived-do-not-use

[smoky iris]

Lol

Good bye

[smoky iris]

Yes

[smoky iris]

For old ahh versions

[high monolith]

yeah this isnt onix sorry

[south path]

yes

good bye

[floral bolt]

Daddy?

[high monolith]

Why are you back

[floral bolt]

Idk

Let me set something up rq

[frozen crag]

is there any onix client thats free

[craggy dew]

$4 is like a candy bar atp

[frozen crag]

online money is the problem

[unborn cedar]

@frozen crag Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[frozen crag]

not tryna buy stuff online

[craggy dew]

Do you have cashapp

[frozen crag]

nah

[craggy dew]

Smh

Was gonna send $5

[frozen crag]

bro js has money like that

[craggy dew]

If you don't have $5 there is a serious issue 😔

[frozen crag]

i do

js not to give people

like what

[craggy dew]

I guess I see your point when you put it that way

$5 here and there isn't gonna hurt anyone tho tbh

[frozen crag]

5 dollars can do allot

like imagine if you put 5 dollars on green

5 times 14 is smth smth

[craggy dew]

No wonder you don't want online funds 💀

Bro is going str8 to gambling

[frozen crag]

green is the way to go

[craggy dew]

Pro tip

The slot machine gives you money after you spend $100

🕺🕺

[wheat anvil]

guys how to duplicate money

[craggy dew]

Fraud 😐

[wheat anvil]

yeah but thats mean

[craggy dew]

😭 devious

[smoky iris]

D'accord

[chrome pecan]

Peter

[chrome pecan]

Comment allez vous?

[high monolith]

Pas mal

[high monolith]

the horst is here

[opaque salmon]

i have an idea for a script @tender jewel

its a million dollar idea

[tender jewel]

a

gazzilon?

potentially?

[opaque salmon]

yes

super easy too

its just that idk how to script

im messing around with you guys' hitboxes

and

i made a video on it

https://youtu.be/zofVBoav15U

How hard would it be

for it to send a message in chat

every time you hit a perfect 2.900 hit

which is the longest possible reach in vanilla mc

and also to send one when u go over

to expose ppl

[tender jewel]

player.selectedEntity().[xyz] exists

so just get the distance from urself and the selected entity

or read the value the reach counter has

[tender jewel]

this would be way easier

just use client.modules() and get the reach modules save name

[opaque salmon]

whats your cashapp

[tender jewel]

then get the text of it

[opaque salmon]

ill give you money

[tender jewel]

cashapp is gone in britajn

[opaque salmon]

rip

[tender jewel]

no thx

[opaque salmon]

UR BRITISH

[tender jewel]

like thx but nah its too trivial

[tender jewel]

yeah 😔😔

[opaque salmon]

im so sorry

[tender jewel]

thank you 😔

[opaque salmon]

lets go get some chick fil a

[tender jewel]

anyway then use a lua pattern to grab the number

[opaque salmon]

might as well speak chinese to me rn

im about to turn 50

[tender jewel]

if reachCounterValue > 2.9 then client.execute(“ahahaha im a cheter !!!!”) end

[opaque salmon]

I just wanna have fun

and expose people

im making a video

[tender jewel]

no way

[opaque salmon]

to my gazillion subs

[tender jewel]

can i be in it

[opaque salmon]

yes

[tender jewel]

😨

😱😱😱

[tender jewel]

what am i being exposed for

[opaque salmon]

trying to help me expose cheaters

[tender jewel]

god forbid

[opaque salmon]

ok but

youre smart right

[tender jewel]

i wouldnt go that far

[opaque salmon]

u know how latency and delayed hits work

right

[tender jewel]

yea

[opaque salmon]

since onix registers the client sided reach

it isnt affected

by

delay

right

[tender jewel]

onix doesnt touch the reach

[opaque salmon]

bro

i meant

measures

[tender jewel]

or u mean for the

ok

lmao

um

idk how accurate it is

probably very

[opaque salmon]

its very accurate okay

silly

its exactly 2.900 u cant get anything above 2.900000 if youre 100 legit

thats the max vanilla reach

[tender jewel]

no its 3.0

[opaque salmon]

it might be 3 blocks but since its measured from within the players head

it registers at 2.900

[tender jewel]

oh wait ur on to something there

[opaque salmon]

yeah

im smart just old

so

[tender jewel]

shit yeah that kinda makes sense

[opaque salmon]

watch the vid

only takes 2 mins

pls

[tender jewel]

fax

[fringe rampart]

Sigma

[opaque salmon]

i explain it there

[tender jewel]

informative

[opaque salmon]

help me for a gazillion views pls

[tender jewel]

fr

a bazillion

[somber nymph]

this u?

[tender jewel]

one beer please

a tachyon walks into a bar🗣️🗣️🗣️

[opaque salmon]

how did bro know

[tender jewel]

me walking into the alcohol store:
three of your finest alcohols please 🙏

[tender jewel]

un

your bio is missing something

feet

[somber nymph]

you talked before joining the server

zoom sucks

[smoky iris]

🦅

[somber nymph]

ima go pay attention to online class

[tender jewel]

🐬🛻🌊🌊🐬

💯💯💯

mr krab

i have an idea !!

im gonna clean all my surfaces 😎

[tender jewel]

ok this is scary

[somber nymph]

fr

[tender jewel]

like

unironically

☠️

[somber nymph]

have you tried tho

[fleet furnace]

how do i download client

[tender jewel]

one shot of that and ur gonna blackout bro

[somber nymph]

fr

[tender jewel]

#❗-download-❗

[somber nymph]

i mean if you wanna black out instantly without wasting time, it is an option

[tender jewel]

i have actively stopped myself from purchasing everclear

i fear its a mistake to have it on my possession

[high monolith]

alright ill try

[tender jewel]

🗣️🗣️🗣️

(bro doesnt drink)

[high monolith]

i could

[tender jewel]

useless

[high monolith]

i have a bottle of 99% ipa

[silk lantern]

hey me too

[tender jewel]

nah its the wrong type

[somber nymph]

bro's first alcohol is 100% pure ethanol

[tender jewel]

🗣️🌊

[high monolith]

its the best i got

[tender jewel]

wont work

considering i can basically swig vodka at this point maybe its not a good idea

@vocal jay reference

[vocal jay]

😭

[tender jewel]

💧🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[somber nymph]

In adults severe symptoms of ethanol intoxication may develop after ingestion of 1 to 1.5 mL/kg (50-100 mL) of pure ethanol. Death is usually associated with levels >80 to 90 mmol/L, but the lethal level may be much higher for chronic ethanol users.

[tender jewel]

usually u just vomit it before anything can happen

since ur body literally just

[somber nymph]

body just says nuh uh

[tender jewel]

doesnt

yeah

just goes haha no thanks

[somber nymph]

fr

[tender jewel]

tbh idk how im here still

[high monolith]

vomiting

[tender jewel]

i drank almost an entire bottle in like 4 minutes

[somber nymph]

you drank ethanol? 💀

[tender jewel]

no, vodka

[somber nymph]

oh

lol

[tender jewel]

☠️

the £10 smirnoff one

nvm that

doesnt help

at all

[somber nymph]

fr

[tender jewel]

🗣️

[high monolith]

same but 2 over

[somber nymph]

onix is 20?

[silk lantern]

pothead is also an option

[somber nymph]

damn

[high monolith]

oh yeah in a year

[tender jewel]

no hes lying

hes secretly 37

[somber nymph]

oh damn

[crisp crow]

Wtf is undenatured 100% pure ethanol even legal? Thats literally slow poisom for humans if consumed directly

[somber nymph]

have you tried sniffing it directly from the bottle

[silk lantern]

oh marijuana is 19 here lol

[tender jewel]

“quit having fun 🗣️🗣️”

[silk lantern]

ironic that you guys have a lower drinking age but higher weed age

[crisp crow]

I mean I am not telling you to not have it
Just asking how legal it is

[tender jewel]

wish it was legal here 😔

[somber nymph]

what is the legal age for drinking and driving

[crisp crow]

Just switch it to 18 at this point smh

[high monolith]

idk what it is here i heard 21 at one point

it might be entirely wrong

[crisp crow]

Never

[silk lantern]

pretty sure thats right

[tender jewel]

its 21

[silk lantern]

yeah

[high monolith]

wow im right

[high monolith]

@wheat anvil see im right

[tender jewel]

just drive to ontario ?

[crisp crow]

Isn't it non harmful though?
What is tobacco smoking ahe consent there? 21 too?

[tender jewel]

rawdog

no filter

[high monolith]

im sure my dad will be thrilled that i took his car that far for this

[tender jewel]

no tobacco

just paper 🗣️

[silk lantern]

quebec is 18
ontario is 19

[tender jewel]

or brownie

i HATE the sensation of smoking its so awful

[somber nymph]

marijuana is illegal here in the Philippines but everyone over the age of 16 have it on certain areas💀

[crisp crow]

Wait so u can have tobacco at 18 but having weed is only allowed at 21??

[silk lantern]

yeah

[tender jewel]

🗣️

[high monolith]

@tender jewel

[crisp crow]

Thats so dumb tobacco is way more harmful than weed

[unborn cedar]

@crisp crow Congrats! You're now 106 years old!

[tender jewel]

lol

[crisp crow]

POGGG
DROOGS

[silk lantern]

my 84 year old grandma got high off edibles once

[tender jewel]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

GREEN PARTY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[silk lantern]

it fixed her shoulder pain tho

[tender jewel]

naw

mine got way worse

couldnt feel that shoulder the entire time

😔

[somber nymph]

i legit just see marijuana growing on someone's backyard 💀

[crisp crow]

His grandma took ur shoulder

[tender jewel]

felt like it was gonna fall off

[tender jewel]

real

[tender jewel]

😭🌊🛻

for clarification i was in a country where it was perfectly legal 🙂🙂🙂

[silk lantern]

my cousins in the philippines were so shocked when i told them about the weed stores on every corner

[crisp crow]

The closest thing to alcohol I have ever had is caffiene which is weird cause it is indeed a drug

[somber nymph]

i love caffeine

[silk lantern]

i only had alcohol once before and it tasted like piss

maybe san miguel lite just sucks idrk

[high monolith]

y u know what piss tastes like

[somber nymph]

maybe that wasnt alcohol

[silk lantern]

it tasted like what i imagine piss would taste like

[high monolith]

fair

[crisp crow]

Yeah in my country I don't think so most people even know about weed

Excess people smoke tobacco though which I hate so much

[crisp crow]

And now I will def never taste it

[somber nymph]

im having trouble processing that message but i think i get the gist of it

[silk lantern]

couldnt even get myself to drink enough to get drunk

[somber nymph]

i am scared of being drunk and doing and saying crazy stuff

[high monolith]

which is reasonable

[crisp crow]

I meant after hearing that I will definetly never taste alcohol

[high monolith]

i think he meant this

[somber nymph]

yeah

[vast heath]

Is onix working on latest update 1.21.30?

[crisp crow]

Oh I see the typos are crazyyyy
My bad just woke up and having coffee to wake myself up properly

[high monolith]

smh

[remote hazel]

yes

[somber nymph]

i dont recommend doing that

[vast heath]

Could u help me

[unborn cedar]

@vast heath Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[somber nymph]

https://onixclient.com/buy

[fresh vortex]

Hoi

[strong cloak]

haiu

[gilded fiber]

haikyuu

[wraith horizon]

salty? 💀

[last scarab]

too specific my guy

[wraith horizon]

how do you know that's EXACTLY SPECIFIC 💀

[last scarab]

piss its not salty more like an expired alcohol

too specific

[gilded fiber]

fun lucky

ok!

[primal laurel]

help why onix client not working

[primal laurel]

My cousin sent that sorry

[unborn cedar]

@primal laurel Congrats! You're now 1 years old!

[high monolith]

Is working

You dont have access to onix client

[primal laurel]

No its not working

[gilded fiber]

ok!

[primal laurel]

Is Cracked?

[high monolith]

No but the client is paid

[primal laurel]

What

[high monolith]

So what you have is not onix

[primal laurel]

So is Cracked or no?

Tell.

[primal laurel]

Im Sorry

[gilded fiber]

ok!

[primal laurel]

Why only saying ok

[high monolith]

i guess but if you cracked the game you probably dont have the money to purchase the client

[primal laurel]

I have money I didnt spend on premium MineCraft because cracked does the same thing

No?

Are you calling me poor?