#QOTD DND - Group 3 Discussion Chamber

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peak blade
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Anyone can join the team forums and see how each team handles their actions during the QOTD DND event, though please if you are not part of the team do not flood the chat/unnecessarily ping the team role!

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<@&1227805575765561385> @dusty oak just pinging every team leader and getting them to join this forum if it doesnt auto add you this is where your team will be communicating for both character creation and choosing your actions and stuff during the event

dusty oak
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@split surge @weary terrace @molten jetty @hollow sand @quiet moth @grand spindle @hot niche my psionic warriors

grand spindle
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howdy

dusty oak
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sorry for the ping but just wanted to make sure you're all in here

grand spindle
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no worries

dusty oak
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im in class rn but feel free to start discussing character ideas

split surge
weary terrace
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i mean half of us probably wont be here this is the aussie group

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timezones bitches

dusty oak
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but we need to decide on who we are controlling

dusty oak
split surge
grand spindle
hollow fossil
dusty oak
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i love schizophrenia

grand spindle
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hooray!!!

weary terrace
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we are the schizos of the world

molten jetty
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Are we allowed to read the other groups?

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I'm gonna read all the other groups

dusty oak
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yep

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lmfao

peak blade
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yes you can read and join the other groups chats obviously just dont flood

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yeah all the aussies together means that only one group will have major time zone issues with that and miljk and/or mayo wanted to be togehter anyway and wholepunch wanted merchant

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interested to see how you make this character into a crypto scam

dusty oak
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personally i have only two goals

molten jetty
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You guys fw Doopees?

dusty oak
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5000 gold pieces

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and killing anyone affiliated with the royal dusker company

grand spindle
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as for character's design, i will start working on it once i'm done with my homework!!

peak blade
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dont forget juan you all gotta agree on it

dusty oak
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first we should come up with a race and class yea

molten jetty
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I vote this our character

grand spindle
molten jetty
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Think about it

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We're a smooth talker

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And what will get people to lower prices more than a cute cat

peak blade
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im gonna regret adding the catboy race arnet i

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everyone will be tabaxi Clueless

dusty oak
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look i was intending to be a human artificer that shoots people but catboy bard is really funny

molten jetty
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Yesss 🔥 🙏

peak blade
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fun fact junkies test character was a catboy bard which im not gonna lie isnt too surprising

dusty oak
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tabaxi bard is just like mechanically viable too

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dex bonus works really well with bards

molten jetty
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How about we differentiate things by being a catgirl bard?

peak blade
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non binary cat bard is also on the table

dusty oak
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bars 🔥 🔥 🔥

dusty oak
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or catgirl or catnb

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gender is up in the air for the moment but i think tabaxi bard is the popular choice atm

molten jetty
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My vote is catgirl

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This is us

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Please

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That being said Juan, probs not best to start drawing since like over half the group hasn't commented on the thing yet

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It's just been me and rbowdash mad shilling cats

dusty oak
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yes this is true

molten jetty
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Do we name our fella?

dusty oak
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yes we should do that at some point

grand spindle
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true, true

dusty oak
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i usually try to solidify the concept first before naming them but we can do whatever people like best

molten jetty
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Yea I fully get that

grand spindle
molten jetty
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Just was making sure the elements we need to create

weary terrace
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tbh

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im also thinking tabaxi

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or like tiefling but i think tabaxi would be better for a merchant

dusty oak
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tiefling is pretty on the nose for a merchant but it could work

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tabaxi is just like objectively funny though

weary terrace
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i was thinking that like charisma would probably be like

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a good stat to pump but

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tabaxi is funnier

dusty oak
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yea yea that makes sense

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tabaxi gets +1 to any 3 stats so we can make sure one of those stats is charisma

weary terrace
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ok also i know bard makes the most sense for merchant but counterpoint

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rogue would be really really funny

dusty oak
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rogue is also funny

weary terrace
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we are a merchant that just steals everyone elses shit

dusty oak
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i just went with bard bc miljk posted that dancing cat gif

weary terrace
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plus the proficiencies would be really good for us

grand spindle
peak blade
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heads up for stats we will be using standard array 15, 14, 13, 12, 10, 8

weary terrace
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my vote is in for tabaxi rogue

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i wanna be a cat theif

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a cat burglar if you will

weary terrace
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plus it allows for the saving throws to be on stats wed want anyway (int/dex)

dusty oak
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int is pretty rare saving throw wise

weary terrace
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but its funny

dusty oak
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dex is good though

dusty oak
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hell yeah

weary terrace
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yeah having the catboy/girl/nb would be really funny, especially if just the entire party just ends up being cats

grand spindle
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true tho-

molten jetty
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I would love either catgirl bard or rouge

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Fine with either

dusty oak
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yea i think both are good choices

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we do need to come down on one option or the other at some point

weary terrace
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bard has better throws but i just like the idea of rogue better for being a merchant

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but we should probably wait until everyone responds for the full idea

dusty oak
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yea i don't think we need to overoptimize, tabaxi bard/rogue are both pretty viable so it's just down to what people like best

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but yea wholepunch mayo techno and ball haven't spoken yet so we should wait for them

grand spindle
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that's what i'm planning to do

weary terrace
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we can set up a poll later

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anyways go team merchant

dusty oak
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i love being in debt

molten jetty
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Just out of curiousity. I know myself, Mayo & WP are Australian, but what are like the timezones for the others.

grand spindle
molten jetty
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Is it primarily just Americans

dusty oak
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i am central time (american)

weary terrace
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miljk what AU timezone you got btw?

molten jetty
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Western Australian

grand spindle
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for me it's european timezone

molten jetty
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Same as Wholepunch

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GMT+8

weary terrace
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oh we got like the widest timezone spread we could dont we

molten jetty
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It is currently 2 min from 1 AM

weary terrace
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cuz im EST

dusty oak
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it is about to be 12pm for me clueless

molten jetty
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I should probably sleep I have uni tmrw

weary terrace
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1pm for me

molten jetty
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yea I'm probably going to Crash, hope everything else goes well 🙏

dusty oak
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sleep well miljk

hot niche
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im cool with being a bard

peak blade
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since teams are like almost 100% locked in unless something happens like someone pulls out ima ping every team member in each of their forum chats now just so they get a notification/know where to discuss stuff

@dusty oak @split surge @weary terrace @hollow sand @quiet moth @molten jetty @grand spindle @hot niche you guys are Group 3 - Merchant (though if more people signup you could get some more members just before the event begins!)

This forum is for discussing what actions you want to take during the campaign and working as a team effectively instead of everyone yelling over eachother in #event-discussion, additionally it will also be where you all will decide together on creating your character, you guys can start throwing out ideas now if you want to!
You are also free to read and join other groups discussions if you wish, i'll also give you all the <@&1227805575765561385> role now

weary terrace
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finally

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a pingable role

peak blade
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also character creation i will spend however long it takes (probably a day) with each group going over your ideas and filling in blanks and stuff so dont worry every group will have guidance when we do that

grand spindle
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alright

red mountain
hollow sand
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Good morning merchants

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Lets get this bread 💪

dusty oak
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omg hi mayo

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do you want to be a cat dancer or cat burglar

weary terrace
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we can be catbard or catthief

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your two options in life

rancid shore
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Ooh we got another tabaxi here

hollow sand
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two wolves inside of us...

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or cats in this case

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ill take cat burgular for 500

dusty oak
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ok now we're waiting for techno and wholepunch but i think we already have 3? for rogue so chances are that's how we're rolling

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i'll make a poll later tonight probably for subclass selection and such

quiet moth
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yeah go ahead do rogue

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do NOT do catboy/girl i will RIOT

dusty oak
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i fear you're being outvoted on that front wholepunch

quiet moth
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RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

split surge
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ROGUE GAAAAANG

dusty oak
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well there we are

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alright so let's vote on subclasses

dusty oak
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ok we are not counting nmacs vote for the record

rancid shore
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Yeah I clicked on accident just to clarify

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Vote removed

split surge
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Does that mean thief wins or nah?

molten jetty
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Well there's 8 people in our group, so 1 more for thief and we got our majority

dusty oak
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i would like to appeal to the people’s mechanical sensibilities and suggest that thief is not particularly useful for tabaxi since we get free climbing ability from that

weary terrace
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i want to steal

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i want to steal i want to pilfer

rancid shore
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eddie guerrero type character

dusty oak
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so one more for thief and we are a thief then

weary terrace
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also why is nmac here

hollow fossil
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polls are gonna streamline decision making I feel

weary terrace
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i thought they were a different group

hollow fossil
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because we can be

dusty oak
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you can hop around yes

peak blade
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force wholepunch to play a catboy

split surge
dusty oak
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or catgirl

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i think that is also an option here

split surge
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can we be a catcat?

dusty oak
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we are a cat

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i think catgirl/boy misrepresents the race bc we are literally a cat

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like the common tabaxi

split surge
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oh shit thats cool as hell

pastel python
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gender is a social construct anyway

split surge
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perfect theivery material

weary terrace
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gender isnt real

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we steal shit

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cat crime

dusty oak
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the only thing that's real is the feeling of 5000 gold pieces in our paws

split surge
molten jetty
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So thief it is

weary terrace
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we are stealin

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and theevin

ancient crown
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Crime, baby.
[I turn into dust and disappear into the aether, never to be seen around these parts again]

weary terrace
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damn

molten jetty
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Ok so it's a cat and thief

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Now we need a gender, then name, then probably a look

hollow sand
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i wanna live out my dreams of being a girlboss

molten jetty
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Glad to have Mayo on my side 🫡

quiet moth
dusty oak
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im afraid that’s non-negotiable /lh

gritty herald
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why are yall forcing wholepunch to be a catthing

dusty oak
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democracy

quiet moth
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dani i would like to use my administrative powers to switch to a team with traditional conservative values

dusty oak
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i don't think you're actually finding traditional conservative values

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someone is trans, someone is a lesbian, there's another cat running around

gritty herald
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actually this should be called a republic not a democracy

dusty oak
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no it's a democracy, wholepunch is literally just outvoted

gritty herald
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actually wait its neither

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ghere are no elected representatives

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hm wait

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its a direct democracy. i see

quiet moth
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yeah its a democracy thats not going the way i want it to therefore it is not a democracy

gritty herald
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democracy is being threatened guys

weary terrace
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i love threats

rancid shore
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You're a sheep in a pack of wolves

gritty herald
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and they're voting on what to eat

grand spindle
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i vote chips!

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who's with me??

dusty oak
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ok chat, i don't think ball is going to make it and even if he did, i have tie-breaking powers so we are probably going to be a girl but as a compromise i would like to offer they/she pronouns

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how do people feel about this

weary terrace
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Sounds good to me

molten jetty
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Quite fine with that

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Any idea for character name?

dusty oak
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ok yea so im cool with anything but common tabaxi name scheme is something like "[noun] in/on/of/etc the [noun]"

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so i have in the past played with tabaxi named blood in the water and bright lights in the fog

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so that is a direction we can take but again anything is fine

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we can be named doopees time for example if that strongly appeals to anyone

pastel python
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king for the day (/j)

dusty oak
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LMAO

split surge
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Yo yo yo im here

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Sonof the Hedghebaxi

dusty oak
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i don't think we're that fast

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oh but that's a funny one, speed of the sound

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yea name is a good direction to go here bc once we figure that out, we can tailor the character to match it

split surge
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Junix the Jammer

dusty oak
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what is a junix

split surge
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A syndicate of Junes (im trying to make cool names death )

rancid shore
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Taxi The Tabaxi

molten jetty
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Daughter of Darkness 👍
The Mother of Virtues
The Anatomy of Addiction

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Torch of the Mystics

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Sounds of the Satellites

dusty oak
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TORCH OF THE MYSTICS 🔥 🔥 🔥

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SOUNDS OF THE SATELLITES 🔥 🔥 🔥

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i think that last one is my fav rn

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absolute cinema

molten jetty
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They're just names of albums I like lol

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shhh no one else has to know that

dusty oak
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no i know, i listened to sounds of the satellites too

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that's why it's cinema

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you also gave me torch of the mystics for my list this year

molten jetty
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ooo yea I did

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Sorry for that 🙏

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Torch of the Mystics is my personal fav, but any of the 3 would be cool

dusty oak
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oh boy

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yea im fine with any of them, sounds of the satellites is pretty raw as a tabaxi name though

molten jetty
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Wow, Timezones have really fucked us over

dusty oak
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timezones really have slowed us down

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we aren't last though so we're still doing fine

weary terrace
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thing id like to point out is

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while Sounds of the Satellites is my favorite

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Satellites probably wouldnt be a thing

dusty oak
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satellite is actually just a term for any extraplanetary object

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so the moon for example is a satellite

weary terrace
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also wouldnt that just mean the other characters call them "sounds"

dusty oak
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or satellite

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we can choose what our nickname is but yes it'll be funny

weary terrace
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Satellite -> Stelle

dusty oak
weary terrace
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but yeah im down with Sounds of the Satellites (Stelle) if everyone else is [or has any other ideas]

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plus i like the album too so that helps

dusty oak
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i would like to get another person's input here just so we have a technical supermajority of discussion but if we're locking down with sounds of the satellites, i can probably just speedrun minor character details and such

molten jetty
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<@&1227805575765561385>

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We gotta discuss the other details, we're falling behind!

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So far the #1 idea for the name is Sounds of the Satellites (Stelle) is that cool with ya'll???

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Feel free to send any other ideas for stuff like appearance and clothes

weary terrace
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and also like... what cat we wanna be based on probably

dusty oak
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first cat in space (felicette) was apparently a tuxedo cat so black and white is an option for fur color

molten jetty
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Oooo I love that

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That's a really cool idea

weary terrace
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i do like me a black cat

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and itd probably make sense with the whole... yknow... thief thing

molten jetty
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True!

weary terrace
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wait... hang on

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black white cat...

peak blade
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YOUR GUYS CHARACTER IS BIG BOOBS??!?!!!

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GODDAMNIT

weary terrace
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we have the power to be Uni

molten jetty
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Hahaha 😭

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@vernal iris

vernal iris
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WHERE AM I

hot niche
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haven't played dnd before, since we're tabaxi and the merchant we get 3 proficiencies already right?

hollow sand
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Keen to be uni

grand spindle
grand spindle
dusty oak
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big boobs 💀

dusty oak
dusty oak
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ok looking at equipment and proficiencies, i think this is an acceptable loadout:
Skills: Persuasion, Perception, Stealth (Expertise), Sleight of Hand (Expertise), Acrobatics, Insight, Deception
Equipment: Rapier, Shortbow + Quiver of 20 Arrows, Burglar's Pack, Leather Armor, Thieves' Tools, 2 Daggers
Ability Scores: Str: 8, Dex: 15 + 1, Con: 12, Int: 10 + 1, Wis: 13 + 1, Cha: 14

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reasoning is that stealth and sleight of hand will be foremost for us as a thief so maximizing proficiency there is optimal

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other skills are fitting for a merchant, makes us a bit of a social interaction character

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ability scores are kinda just what seems reasonable, since our hitpoints are set, bumping con isn't super important but i still want to make sure we have a positive modifier on it bc i have to satisfy the 5e player in me

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<@&1227805575765561385> yea lmk what yall think, if people are happy with this, we've basically nailed down all the mechanical stuff + a majority of the appearance stuff

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then the only thing that's left is fleshing out the backstory

peak blade
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Your guys backstory is basically shady merchant backfires by making every wrong economic decision possible leading to a massive debt just as a baseline so you guys know

dusty oak
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90% of gamblers quit before they hit the jackpot

peak blade
weary terrace
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Looks good to me

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(stuff I was out hiking)

split surge
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Damn I see why you're the leader rbow

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You're spitting

dusty oak
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ok so to recap

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Character Name - Sounds of the Satellites (Stelle)
Class - Rogue
Details for Class (Subclass, Fighting Style, Etc) - Thief
Equipment (Based on Class Starting Equipment) - Burglar's Pack, Thieves' Tools, Rapier, Shortbow + Quiver of 20 Arrows, Leather Armor, 2 Daggers
Clothes - Light, easy-to-move in clothing, bandana on head
Race - Tabaxi
Stat Array (15, 14, 13, 12, 10, and 8) - 8 STR, 16 DEX (15 + 1), 12 CON, 11 INT (10 + 1), 14 WIS (13 + 1), 14 CHA
Gender - Female
Age - 24
Height and Weight (sorta optional dw too much) - Small and light
Faith - Pastafarian?
Eye Colour - Yellow
Skin/Fur/Etc Colour - Black and White
Other Physical Details (Scars, Missing Limbs, Etc) - Very flexible, able to dislocate our joints?
Minor Backstory Details (Basically this section is for any notes you'd like to add about your character ontop of your already decided backstory/background) - Fell for shady investments, wised up on it now, but not before getting deeply in debt

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question marks is stuff we haven't discussed yet

hollow sand
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Faith: pastafarian

split surge
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I feel like for physical details, she should be kinda flexible and slinky

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Malleable, even

dusty oak
red mountain
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I think there is a list somewhere in the qotd dnd doc

dusty oak
dusty oak
red mountain
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I am going to not be the fun police, since that sounds dope as fuck

hollow sand
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@peak blade as a great and renown theologen, does the flying spaghetti monster exist in the world of dnd

peak blade
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no not in the realm of quithean but you can always have your religion be purely spiritual/not aligned to any god and just tell people you believe in pastafarianism Clueless

dusty oak
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ok i will put down “pastafarian?” for now

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ok what clothes do we want and how old are we

molten jetty
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Do tabaxi's have like the lifespans of humans or cats?

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Do they fully mature at 25 and live till 80 or do they fully mature at 1 and live till 15

dusty oak
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the former, their lifespan is equivalent to humans

molten jetty
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I feel like early 20s

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Like 24

dusty oak
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24 sounds good to me

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that does lead me to wonder how exactly we're 5k in debt though

molten jetty
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The scenario they're just fits this age range better. Sort of naive and over their head, they lack a lot of experience within the world of bussiness, but they're young age works well in charming people.

dusty oak
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hmmm

dusty oak
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LMAO

split surge
dusty oak
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we have decent wisdom now so we can play that as us losing our naivete and being more aware of common business trickery now

molten jetty
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👍 I like that

split surge
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Yeah we finally got some actual experience under our belt

molten jetty
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What's the name of that one psychological effect where people think they know everything but in reality they don't at all

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Dunning–Kruger effect

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idk you saying this just reminded me of this

dusty oak
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oh yes dunning-kruger

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that is very fitting actually

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ok i think our last thing is clothing

molten jetty
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Juan had an idea for that I think

dusty oak
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ik puppyjuan suggested bandana pirate yea

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but that's just headgear really

weary terrace
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tbh idfk what clothing a tabaxi would wear theyre a fuckin cat

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but like probably something easily movable

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cuz yknow, jumpin around and such

dusty oak
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true, maybe like a tank top and shorts then? idk im kinda thinking like light climbing clothes kinda vibe

grand spindle
rancid shore
dusty oak
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Character Name - Sounds of the Satellites (Stelle)
Class - Rogue
Details for Class (Subclass, Fighting Style, Etc) - Thief
Equipment (Based on Class Starting Equipment) - Burglar's Pack, Thieves' Tools, Rapier, Shortbow + Quiver of 20 Arrows, Leather Armor, 2 Daggers
Clothes - Light, easy-to-move in clothing, bandana on head
Race - Tabaxi
Stat Array (15, 14, 13, 12, 10, and 8) - 8 STR, 16 DEX (15 + 1), 12 CON, 11 INT (10 + 1), 14 WIS (13 + 1), 14 CHA
Gender - Female
Age - 24
Height and Weight (sorta optional dw too much) - Small and light
Faith - Non-aligned (we are Pastafarian)
Eye Colour - Yellow
Skin/Fur/Etc Colour - Black and White
Other Physical Details (Scars, Missing Limbs, Etc) - Very flexible, able to dislocate our joints
Minor Backstory Details (Basically this section is for any notes you'd like to add about your character ontop of your already decided backstory/background) - Fell for shady investments, wised up on it now, but not before getting deeply in debt

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<@&1227805575765561385> i think we're basically done but if anyone has any complaints here, speak now or forever hold your peace

peak blade
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if you could could u do a poll like seeing if the group is ok for me using these details to fill out the thing when i come around to you guys

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then we finish whatevers missing

weary terrace
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i love dislocating my joints

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also did we agree on like... college debt?

dusty oak
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i think college debt was a bit of a joke since the dunning kruger discussion was more about wising up to scams and such

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anyhow let me get the poll up

dusty oak
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@peak blade we have a supermajority of support

peak blade
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👍 will add details you wrote when its your turn

peak blade
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alright probably tomorrow ill get to you guys!

peak blade
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alr writing your guys thing out soon just gotta make dinner

peak blade
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i lied i got caught up in something doing it now

peak blade
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<@&1227805575765561385> @dusty oak @split surge @weary terrace @hollow sand @molten jetty @grand spindle @hot niche hey guys, its time to make your character! I will fill in the details you guys already decided on but there will be a little bit more stuff too for you guys to decide on together!

The Merchant is a character who started in the grand city of Site Alpha, the heart of the Royal Dusker Company. Your life up to this point has been paid for by various company folk, working as a merchant underneath the Royal Dusker Company you have had your life figured out since day one, make enough money to go off on your own and live a luxurious life retired in the heart of Site Alpha. However, to make ends meet to not just be well off, but thriving, you've had to do a shady deal here or there, thats when your latest scheme came into existence.

You took out a massive loan from the Royal Dusker Bank, aiming to double your profits by moving crates of weaponry into the pirate city of Anniera, likely to be used against the Company themselves in pirate attacks. However your scheme was found out and you lost all your money, the weapons, and have had your reputation completely destroyed. Years on the sea trading goods and trying to get enough money to repay your debt, which you believe to be before-interest 5000 gold pieces, has eventually landed you on this ship moving some harmless Firebombs into the Republic of Panova, however the situation is about to change...

Here is a checklist of stuff for you guys to go over/decide as a team (you can always add stuff to this if it isnt here):

Character Name - Sounds of the Satellites (Stelle)
Class - Rogue
Details for Class (Subclass, Fighting Style, Etc) - Thief
Proficiencies - Persuasion, Perception, Stealth (Expertise), Sleight of Hand (Expertise), Acrobatics, Insight, Deception
Spells (If Required) - N/A
Equipment (Based on Class Starting Equipment) - Rapier, Shortbow and Quiver of 20 Arrows, Burglar's Pack, Leather Armor, 2 Daggers, Thieves Tools
Clothes - Light clothing, bandana on head
Race - Tabaxi
Stat Array (15, 14, 13, 12, 10, and 8) (This includes any stat buffs you get from your Race) - 8 STR, 16 DEX (15 + 1), 12 CON, 11 INT (10 + 1), 14 WIS (13 + 1), 14 CHA
Gender - Female
Age - 24
Height and Weight (sorta optional dw too much) - Small/short, light
Faith - Spiritually non-aligned
Eye Colour - Yellow
Hair Colour/Style - N/A
Skin/Fur/Etc Colour - Black and White
Other Physical Details (Scars, Missing Limbs, Etc) - Very flexible, able to dislocate joints
Minor Backstory Details (Basically this section is for any notes you'd like to add about your character ontop of your already decided backstory/background) -

I'll edit this and add details as you guys decide stuff just please ping me whenever you decide on something

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literally just your proficiencies i believe

dusty oak
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whoops

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hold on we agreed on this earlier i think

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Skills: Persuasion, Perception, Stealth (Expertise), Sleight of Hand (Expertise), Acrobatics, Insight, Deception

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wow we’re an arms merchant 💀

weary terrace
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i mean if you have to specialize in selling one body part...

molten jetty
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Did we end up agreeing on the dunning kruger backstory?

peak blade
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jesus you guys are already done

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character sheet later tonight once i do some uni work

peak blade
dusty oak
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can we play it as we thought someone would cover for us but they actually sold us out and we didn't realize they were sketchy as hell until after?

peak blade
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yes

dusty oak
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ok dunning kruger is back on the table

weary terrace
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wtf get him off my table

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why the hell is he standing on my table

dusty oak
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don't worry, it's actually two people

weary terrace
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get them OFF MY FUCKING TABLE

peak blade
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wore myself out doing stuff today but ill make your character sheet tomorrow guys 👍

loud pebble
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Dang, two cats on our ship? Gonna get a lot of fur on the deck

rancid shore
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True

We might need some brushes on deck

dusty oak
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that's gotta be racially motivated

pastel python
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campaign hasnt even started and we're already committing microaggressions

loud pebble
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Good point

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Let’s make them macroaggressions to be safe

rancid shore
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What's so dangerous about cat fur?

dusty oak
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nothing in particular

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ig you wouldn't get it

pastel python
rancid shore
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Although she doesn't shed as much as she used to

dusty oak
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not exactly what i'm referring to

loud pebble
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Maybe the boat is partially mechanical and could gum up the works?

rancid shore
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True

loud pebble
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Look, I’ll be frank, I was just looking for an excuse to post a line here so this forum shows in my feed.

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The captain isn’t racist against cats.

rancid shore
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I think that's common sense.

As one of the cats I would hope my boss isn't

loud pebble
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And in reality, but let’s ignore that for now.

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I mean, there’s the infamous rivalry between Dwarves and Elves as in LotR.

molten jetty
loud pebble
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Player 4

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We also have two tieflings: 5 and 6, but Player 6 is passing as a Human.

molten jetty
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@unique turret you'll be hearing from our lawyers

peak blade
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character sheet almost done

grand spindle
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mhm

peak blade
molten jetty
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Lovelyu

peak blade
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almost as good as Group 7 - Meth Addict

unique turret
rancid shore
split surge
red mountain
hollow sand
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I fucking love playing Do Not Disturb

dusty oak
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omg hi mayo

hollow sand
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hello i do in fact remember this exists clueless

dusty oak
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don't worry, you have 5 more days until you're legally obligated to remember again

hollow sand
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ok! amnesia time :))

gritty herald
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woe, brick be upon thee

peak blade
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1 day until dnd time!!!! hype!!!!!

molten jetty
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hype\

molten jetty
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And thus is begins

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I vote we kill ourselves

grand spindle
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i support

molten jetty
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If Wholpeunch and Mayo support, that's a majority

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We don't even need to ask the Americans

peak blade
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i expect almost everyones first prompt to be opening the door and/or breaking the door down

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mainly put everyone infront of an unopened door to use the first prompt as a settling in to how submitting will work

hollow sand
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detonate the firebombs

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glorious self immolation in the purpose of escaping eternal servitude to the debt

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ok fr tho we should probs decide what we're gonna do about this door

peak blade
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also wholepunch left the campaign he didnt wanna be a catgirl Clueless

hollow sand
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coward.

molten jetty
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What a loser

peak blade
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a true scammer would smash down the door even if it opens normally to claim insurance money

molten jetty
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I like Dani's thinking

hollow sand
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ok so we just dont want the bombs to get wet

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so can we just balance them on our head or something and then get the door open?

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i roll to put bomb on high shelf pls :))

peak blade
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the bombs are in the bottom of the ship

molten jetty
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The bombs are in our rooms yea?

peak blade
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all those boxes down there

molten jetty
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nvm lolol

hollow sand
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ah sweet so we dont have to stress about them

peak blade
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im sure the bottom of the ship is perfectly fine

molten jetty
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They're in the prison cell yea?

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Those purple boxes?

hollow sand
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so all that matters is opening the door and getting there asap

molten jetty
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Some are still safe

peak blade
molten jetty
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Oh 😭

peak blade
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they're just the boxes in general down in the bottom of the ship

hollow sand
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bc if the door isnt jammed it only takes a bonus action, and then we just use our actual action to get over there asap

peak blade
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you dont know which ones since ur not down there but you could identify them easily

hollow sand
peak blade
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you are in massive debt

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should've just done nfts

molten jetty
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There was no monkey race

hollow sand
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we could not in fact go to the moon

hollow sand
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how good are catgirls at swimming?

molten jetty
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I mean we're cats

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Ok, I've got an important essay to finish off, so I'm probably gonna dip soon, but I like Mayo's thinking

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Actually whilst I'm here, Mayo you still up for Friday night?

hollow sand
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yeh i was just about to dm you give me a sec

molten jetty
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💪

dusty oak
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also guys we’re a rogue with thieves tools, we can probably lock pick the door as a bonus action since we’re a thief

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im still a little sleepy so i may be misunderstanding but we just need to get through the door and grab the boxes?

hollow sand
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so smth like use the bonus action first and leave the door, then use our action to get below deck asap

dusty oak
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oh we’re not below deck already

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yikes ok yea i think ba lock pick and action dash probably gets us below deck fast

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we could also action lock pick and ba dash, i think those have the same outcome anyways

weary terrace
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eat the door

dusty oak
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i don't think we can do it fast enough

weary terrace
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this fucking sucks

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(bonus action, check if doors unlocked, action: open the door/use the tools if needed)

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i wrote that backwards bonus goes second you get the idea

dusty oak
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i don't think checking if a door is unlocked will take a whole ba

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but yea we can probably check if the door is unlocked first, if it is, we use ba and action to dash

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otherwise we have to use one of ba or action to lock pick, and then the other to dash

weary terrace
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open the door, get on the floor, walk the dinosaur

dusty oak
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can a cat walk the dinosaur 🤔

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i suppose we can always find out

torpid jewel
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hi

molten jetty
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hi

dusty oak
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miljk do you agree with this plan of action

dusty oak
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wait @peak blade does checking if the door is unlocked cost an action/ba

peak blade
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either or, its an object interaction

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if you are specifically checking if its unlocked id say bonus action

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rather than just going to open it straight away

dusty oak
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hmmm so if we just move to open it and it turns out it's locked, would we just lose our action

hollow sand
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Isnt the safest bet going like:
B.a: use tools on door if its locked to open it, otherwise just open the door
A: dash below deck

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Like as long as our bonus action is "get door open" we should be fine since we have proficiency w/ da tools

dusty oak
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ideally we would do that but ig we can't know if the door is locked or not without a ba

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there is also the silly fun possibility that the door is blocked by non-lock means i.e. there's something in front of it which ig screws us over either way

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so what we could do since we have to use a ba is just lock pick the door, if it's unlocked already, it's fine but if it's locked, we then unlock it

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and then yeah dash and movement to get belowdeck

hollow sand
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yeh thats our best case

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worst case we just make our action next turn "break down that fucking door like its the gate of hell"

dusty oak
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i think we're all mostly agreed on that? but i'll hold out for another 2ish hours just in case anyone else (@split surge @hot niche @grand spindle) has any thoughts

split surge
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Yo

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I say break the door down if possible

dusty oak
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we have -1 strength

molten jetty
split surge
dusty oak
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idk what to tell you man, you signed off on it too

split surge
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FUCK

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Chat, always read the fine print

dusty oak
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alright locked our action in

hollow sand
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thx :))

dusty oak
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i have done something horrible

weary terrace
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is that fucking honkai

hollow sand
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she's literally us

dusty oak
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i don’t play it but as a former genshin player i am definitely aware of it

molten jetty
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This is beautiful

dusty oak
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chat are we financially ruined

weary terrace
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This sucks

dusty oak
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wait @peak blade do we know where exactly in the lower deck the bombs are stored or is it just we know they’re on the lower deck

peak blade
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you just know they are on the lower deck

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you could recognize them if you got down there

dusty oak
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gragh

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ok so our options are try to swim belowdeck and locate our stuff, join the fight, or some special 3rd thing

hollow sand
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Chat we are officialy broker than peak inflation zimbabwe

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Do we have any weapons that can damage crystals

dusty oak
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we have daggers a rapier a shortbow and our claws

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which is to say probably not though im not sure how damage resistances play into this system

hollow sand
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Yeh we should ask dani for an answer

peak blade
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you wont know what resistances, if any, these guys have without a bonus action insight check or brute forcing it

dusty oak
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how does resistance work for the system though

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since we only do one saves worth of damage usually

peak blade
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did i forget that on the doc fuck i knew i forgot something

dusty oak
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ah ok that makes sense

peak blade
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FUCK

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i knew i forgot something

dusty oak
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so we can actually just go for an attack anyways since if we hit, we're still guaranteed damage

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how does hiding work

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like can we for example hide behind spikebeard to get advantage + sneak attack

peak blade
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added to the doc

peak blade
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but yes, if you roll good you can do a sneak attack

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if you fail the rolls you'd just do a normal attack

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also you can change your action and bonus action order like do bonus action first i forgot to mention that anywhere

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but i assume people know that Clueless

dusty oak
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would we get advantage on the attack roll if we hide successfully?

peak blade
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yes

dusty oak
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ok we can do a lot of trolling then

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i am going to trust in our +7 stealth bonus, let me get a poll up

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<@&1227805575765561385>

grand spindle
dusty oak
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the first two options are basically a plan of attack, i think both are reasonable but i think sneak attack is marginally more guaranteed?

weary terrace
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funny

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(attacking is probably the better option but i love makign bad choices)

dusty oak
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third option is we just use action ba and movement to swim below deck

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as a tabaxi rogue, our max speed per round is like 150 ft

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so swimming is an option here but if the water is pouring up, i think our stuff is already screwed over

dusty oak
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it is also riskier but we aren't 5k in debt for nothing

split surge
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I say sneak attack

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Also i cant see the poll because I'm using an old version of discord on mobile clueless

dusty oak
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update your discord techno

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goddamn

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ok the two attacking options are sneak attack, which is high risk high reward kinda attack, or swinging twice with our daggers which is comparatively safer

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the non-attacking option is dashing with our action and ba to swim below deck

split surge
dusty oak
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ok that's fair, but polls are actually super useful

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rare discord update w

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in any case i'll just remember you're up for sneak attack

split surge
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Yeah i can use polls on desktop

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But im not home yet

dusty oak
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ah that's true

peak blade
dusty oak
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wait

peak blade
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i didnt mean to did i i know usually you can with light weapons but i thought i removed it all because of the new system

dusty oak
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do we not have dual wielding??

peak blade
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no i removed it

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i also dont think you had it in general

dusty oak
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oh damn

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i mean daggers are light weapons and we have two of them

peak blade
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it would be too op with the new save system

dusty oak
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that makes sense

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oh and we can't edit polls

dusty oak
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ok we have 4 for sneak attack but we should wait for the other groups since we're in initiative

split surge
dusty oak
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i mean we have to wait for the other hiveminds to do their thing

hollow sand
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i fucking hate how uninitiated we are

dusty oak
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so far our only good roll has been our perception check and that’s only bc we had advantage

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this could be a bad sign

loud pebble
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Meanwhile, the captain went first and totally botched the rolls

dusty oak
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i mean you're going before us, it'll probably be fine

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probably

peak blade
# dusty oak

@dusty oak when ur awake if u could write out the stuff in #event-submissions plz 🙏

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or actually if anyone else is around since i think its late in rbowdash time

grand spindle
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YIPEEEE!!!

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LOOK AT THEM GOOO

dusty oak
loud pebble
dusty oak
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ok chat we have several options here

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i think the funniest is trying to figure out what's in the storage room

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we might drown but i see paper on that table and i want to know what that's about

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alternatively we can smack the crystal, ba disengage, and go upstairs

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that is probably the safest option

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we can also try to help the people at the other end but idk if we necessarily want to make ourselves more of a target

weary terrace
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i do like the funny option...

torpid jewel
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leaves to go look at paper
paper is blank

weary terrace
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eats paper

split surge
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doesnt elaborate

torpid jewel
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incredible

dusty oak
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it occurs to me that the funny option can actually just get us killed

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bc we need an action to look at the paper but if we don’t shut the door behind us the crystal probably tries to jump us, thereby blocking the only exit in a situation where we have to leave immediately to avoid drowning

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however

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it’s really really funny

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WAIT

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ok nvm i was about to metagame

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let me just make a poll for this

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<@&1227805575765561385>

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act dagger means dagger throw btw

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I don’t think we can actually reach melee range with the other constructs

hollow sand
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Ok im ngl im starting to think we maybe could try and save the firebombs after this

dusty oak
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i think the firebombs are history

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im not sure whose idea it was to transport items that under all circumstances cannot get wet on a ship

hollow sand
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Like we probs get punished if we stop fighting rn by the constructs arracking us, so i reckon we sort them out first

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But them i reckon we create scuba technology if it doesnt exist in this universe already

dusty oak
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im not sure what the salvage value of soggy firebombs is

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i suppose we can always find out

dusty oak
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oh and before i forget, donkey kongs vote is not being counted

hollow sand
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FUCK

peak blade
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@dusty oak if ur vote doesnt get like a majority of 5 people by the time it finishes just go with whatever option wins

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👍

dusty oak
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just woke up so yea ill give it till i get breakfast

weary terrace
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holy shit tied poll

peak blade
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🙏

grand spindle
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hmm...

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there!

peak blade
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alright so u guys are disengaging then moving back and throwing your dagger at construct 1 i assume

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or 3

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@dusty oak Clueless

dusty oak
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oh shit

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i am disappointed by our willingness to help our fellow crewmates

grand spindle
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wait that's a bad thing?

dusty oak
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but yea the idea is we’re attacking the construct that’s attacking the other three

grand spindle
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huh-

dusty oak
grand spindle
dusty oak
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locked our action in

dusty oak
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however we don’t even know that gladivus exists at this point so that wasn’t tenable

grand spindle
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that's fine.

dusty oak
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ok chat as far as im concerned, the only move is to use our action and ba to dash to the top and get to the lookouts nest

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we can still make bank

grand spindle
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i would agree with you but i'll hear other's opinions first!

weary terrace
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WE DONT CARE ABOUT THE CAPTAIN, OUR MONEY IS ON THE LINE

dusty oak
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wait being a thief is massive here bc we can just walk up the crows nest instead of taking the stairs or whatever

weary terrace
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we out here lets go save our money

dusty oak
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amen 🙏🏾

dusty oak
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right if anyone has any other ideas, please share otherwise I’ll put in ba+action dash for our move tmrw

split surge
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Hold Rndapm is spitting

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Moeny is kmpotant

hollow sand
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fuck these sailor clowns, lets get that bag

dusty oak
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looks like we’re all agreed, let me get that action in

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and it’s done

grand spindle
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moneys it is then!

rancid shore
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hi guys

rancid shore
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Just checking up on yall

dusty oak
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we're doing fine i think

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we are all of one mind (we are getting that bag)

rancid shore
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Wait wrong group lol

dusty oak
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ok chat

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we got a lot of options here and im open to anything that doesn't involve the use of firebombs

weary terrace
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We’re not using the firebombs, we’re keeping those until we physically can’t

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Or until we sell them I guess

dusty oak
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yes that is the plan

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worst case we can use like one bc they do good damage

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but we're def not using them rn

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i notice ofc there are chests close to drading so we may want to investigate those at some point

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the cannon is also nearby to the crows nest

weary terrace
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To be fair we also have to climb down to get there

dusty oak
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so if we take care of that crystal construct, we could be blasting

weary terrace
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And we do have a decent vantage point

dusty oak
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it only takes like a dash action

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yea we do have a shortbow

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ok wait we can shoot anyone not in the helm area

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so it is absolutely possible for us to start sniping

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ok my suggestion is then action shoot construct 3 or 4 then ba hide, which will give us cover and advantage for our next attack

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if anyone has any other ideas, please share

peak blade
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ill say the chests and stuff are just like

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your shit

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cannonballs, maps, weapons, etc

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whatever is on the ship

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like those were there before shit went down if you catch my drift

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your characters would know that since yknow u are on the ship Clueless

dusty oak
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maps and weapons can be sold 🤔

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we need to make up our losses from the firebombs getting wet

weary terrace
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Probably not the best idea rn tho

dusty oak
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fs it’s not a combat priority

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just an idea for after

dusty oak
hollow sand
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That surely takes care of one

dusty oak
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ok ill give it a bit just in case anyone else wants to offer anything, seems like the other teams want to start chucking constructs overboard so i'll just specify the shot to any construct still on the ship

dusty oak
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ok yea i think we're good to roll, i'll put in the action

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and done

dusty oak
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ok so i think we can probably just do the same move as last time, though maybe targeting the crystallized humanoid instead?

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idk i want to clear a path to the cannon but i also want to avoid us getting hit while that's happening

weary terrace
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i mean the stealth check worked so

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thats good at least

dusty oak
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that is good, it means we get advantage on our next attack

weary terrace
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question is do we want to deal with the small guys at the moment or like see if shooting the eye is gonan do anything

dusty oak
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we don't have the range- wait a minute

peak blade
dusty oak
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wait

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hiding doesn't give advantage on all attacks

peak blade
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sneak attacks are melee

dusty oak
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well yea im not talking about sneak attacks

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i just mean advantage on the attack roll

peak blade
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oh yeah i wrote it weird

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yeah you'll have advantage

dusty oak
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ok awesome

peak blade
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but no sneak attack bonus

dusty oak
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right right

weary terrace
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so shoot a guy

dusty oak
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ok so yea

weary terrace
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lets shoot a guy in the

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... head? do they still got them?

dusty oak
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probably

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we can also shoot the giant creature if that's something we want to try

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bc normally it would be in the long range of a shortbow so we would be shooting at disadvantage

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but we just got advantage from hiding so that cancels out

weary terrace
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question is do we wanna immediately help those on the ground or do we just wanna

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see if the big guyll stop being big and annoying and also hopefully alive

dusty oak
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that is a good question

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my main thought is that we want to eventually take out the big creature and that seems to rely on having free access to the cannon

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so helping out people on the ground by shooting the crystals on the ship seems to be more in line with that

weary terrace
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yeah

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i say we put it to a poll

dusty oak
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yea give me a moment, i was just looking at the map

weary terrace
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all good

dusty oak
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<@&1227805575765561385>

split surge
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Yoooooo im here now

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I kiiiiinda want a shiny object

dusty oak
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well i mean we're shooting a shiny object

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that's a different thing i think

split surge
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Ohhhh

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Yeah im reading through stuff so i can understand what's going on

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Oh yeah never mind you all are making good points

dusty oak
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we have an effective majority now but i'll wait till later tonight just in case

dusty oak
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alright we're probably good to go, let me put it in

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oh and done

hollow sand
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i was gonna say assasinate the captain

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but yeh tbh we will probably flub the shot on anything that isnt the crystaloid

dusty oak
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it's technically just a straight roll since we have advantage from hiding

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but it's definitely like we're likely just knocking off one save

weary terrace
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so we shoot another guy right

dusty oak
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hi just got back home after a flight

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yes i think that’s the move but we’re sinking sinking wow

hollow sand
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do we even take a shot or do we try and figure out a way to escape

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i got a sinking feeling about this!

dusty oak
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laugh track plays

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is there even a way out

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we do have like 150 ft movement max if we want to go for that but like the only place to go is like on the crystal beast

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and i think that's possibly worse but maybe we can dodgetank drading

dusty oak
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read over the stuff again, drading is gone

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yea i think our only move really is shoot the brute and stay up where we are, which is currently the highest point on the ship

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we might need to wait a turn to see what happens, but that crystal spike near the helm could be a safe spot if it doesn't sink with the ship

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we have a pretty good position rn so just keep doing what we're doing is my vote, though i'll put it up to a poll

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<@&1227805575765561385>

weary terrace
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gun.

molten jetty
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Up for just remaining in our current situation

grand spindle
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either way, the killing option would win by mayority

peak blade
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what're you guys gonna shot

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oh nvm right the brute

dusty oak
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looks like thats 5, let me put that in

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and done

peak blade
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heads up 4 is majority for you guys dont need to wait for 5

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since wholepunch dropped out before it even started Clueless

dusty oak
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oh no i fell asleep is what happened

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there were only like 2 votes before i went to bed iirc

quiet moth
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i still lurk

molten jetty
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WholePunch you should join us again

quiet moth
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no

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ping me if you need a tiebreaker/to rig something

dusty oak
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it's literally us

dusty oak
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guys i have no idea what to do

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we can shoot the brute again as we'll have advantage this time around but that's still a low chance

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we can also pick off the stragglers like the crystal construct or the crystallized humanoid but idk if they're even doing anything

hollow sand
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i think we gotta either try to sus out whats going with the person far away on the rock with perception, or we do just handle the smaller guys

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that, or we bring out a firebomb

dusty oak
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i think the firebomb is a no go bc everyone is clustered together and gladivus is on deaths door

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like if we're fine with friendly fire, im all for it but you know

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we could try to see what's up with the person on the rock, especially since we know there is some magic preventing us from sinking

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honestly might be the move since there really isn't that much else we can do

hollow sand
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can you have aiming for a future attack be a bonus action? to like have advantage on next attack or smth

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bc we could make our main action trying to sus out wtf is going on with the dude/the boat magic, and then have our BA prepare to snipe either the small ones or maybe even the brute?

dusty oak
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hiding gives us advantage on attacks, so we could do action see what's up with the person/boat and ba hide

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if we use our action to investigate, we wouldn't be able to attack the same turn but we can definitely maintain advantage on the attack

hollow sand
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i think thats the best course of action

dusty oak
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alright let me get a poll up just in case others happen to be feeling violent

weary terrace
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yeah i think investigate proooobably for the best

dusty oak
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<@&1227805575765561385>

dusty oak
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alright that's 4, let me put that it in

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and done

dusty oak
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holy shit they made stelle into a lego set

weary terrace
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funny lil cat is now a lego

grand spindle
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no fucking way

molten jetty
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Can I get a tl;dr

molten jetty
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Is there really much we can do?

peak blade
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you guys all only have actions and no weapons

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and are in a raging storm

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so its moreso a speaking thing lmao Clueless

hollow sand
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brooooo this is what weed feels like brooooo

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can we invoke the sacred name of shirtless tobuscus to commune with the greater spirits?

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but also fr: this dude seems to know just about everything about us, so what should we ask them?

molten jetty
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Tommorows lottery numbers?

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I mean we need to make back the cash somehow

hollow sand
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can we ask them very politely to drop us off at a location with vast wealth and also a boat

molten jetty
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I like this

hollow sand
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and, if they so could please, big booty latinas

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the strat is to highball and then make them think we're working down

molten jetty
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Genius

weary terrace
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we FUCKING lost our bombs

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this SUCKS

dusty oak
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shortbow was fine but the firebombs

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ok we can still get out of this

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we have good persuasion/deception so we can definitely go for mayo's plan

peak blade
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spoilers: ||i will say, the fact you kept a single drop from getting on them the entire time was insane, i fully expected at some point you guys to go for a jump attack and forget/i was planning on it being literally the smallest bit of water and they're gone, so like you guys did an amazing feat keeping them and dont worry that isnt just gone not gonna be a dickhead dm about it since despite my efforts you kept some of the firebombs||

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||like, all the firebombs except the first few you got were instantly wiped out no way to get them beforehand since the ship starts with that area flooded, you guys did really well keeping em||

weary terrace
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we live for the money, dani

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we have priorities

dusty oak
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amen

dusty oak
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wait we might get monkey's pawed

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like imagine we get a location of vast wealth and it's like inside a bank vault and then we get arrested for trying to break into a bank

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so we need to be specific here

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we could also try to negotiate, see if we can meet whatever needs this thing has in exchange for 5000 gold in the bag

hollow sand
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yeh i reckon we just stick to the plan

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try and negotiate to get some information about whether we can get the money if this dude is an oracle, and just conveniently ask if he's willing to be the one to pay us

dusty oak
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sounds good to me

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if anyone has any other ideas, we can debate it further, but i think action negotiate should be good for now

weary terrace
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no that lines up with everything we want atm

dusty oak
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do we have any ideas for bonus action?

hollow sand
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manifest

dusty oak
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yea that works for me

dusty oak
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alright i'll get our action since i don't think anyone disagrees

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and done

rancid shore
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We don't have bonus actions this round

dusty oak
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ah

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it appears we cannot manifest this round fellas

molten jetty
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Bonus Action: Do a silly lil dance

hollow sand
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Bonus action: pray for more dollas

weary terrace
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Bonus action: do a flip

peak blade
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no FLIPS IN THIS PART

dusty oak
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literally 1984

dusty oak
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ok cool we get to chill and listen to a speech

molten jetty
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Beautiful

split surge
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My ass has missed so much

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What has happened so far?

dusty oak
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ok so as we were shooting crystals on the ship, drading left and a big crystal guy showed up on the ship

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so the ship started sinking

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however there was some magical energy holding the ship up and there was a mysterious figure watching us from a rock

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so we tried to investigate the energy/the figure before we got teleported to some stormy dimension where we were faced with the oracle

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we then tried to convince the oracle to give us 5000 gold but we got hit with disadvantage and a portent nat 1 (divination wizard feature) and they told us that we shouldn't even be existing but here we are

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and then we returned to the ship which is still floating and now we're deciding whether to go to furnat (smaller city where we are unlikely to run into royal dusker company) or revelswilder (much larger city where that's not the case)

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oh and we still have all the firebombs we held onto

split surge
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Oooo firebombs

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Thanks for the tl;dr!

dusty oak
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no problem

molten jetty
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Pickpocket the crew

peak blade
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<@&1227805575765561385> first round of downtime!

grand spindle
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alright, what do we choose, fellas?

hollow sand
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options:

  • looting
  • accounting
  • flashbacking
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1 seems a bit dicey on how useful it actually is, 2 would be good to know so we have an exact goal but also could just do nothing, 3 gives us guaranteed lore babyyyy

grand spindle
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hell yeah, stelle lore!

molten jetty
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Hesitant to work with John Golf cuz ain't they evil or some shit

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They would be the type of fella to purposefully inflate the number as a form of manipulation

hollow sand
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b-but... they golf

molten jetty
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That's only more proof their evil tbh

dusty oak
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yea all the sports in the world and they choose golfing

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however if they are evil, it can't hurt to get them on our side

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and i would like to know how much more we have to do

quiet moth
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i vote skip im a centrist

molten jetty
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Thank you Wholpeunch

weary terrace
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we should also probably like.................. figure out who were selling the bombs too as well

dusty oak
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i assume that'll be taken care of since that's not a downtime option

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but yes we do need to actually sell the bombs

molten jetty
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No one likes accounting, not even accountants

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Accountants like the paycheck

dusty oak
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i don't think we're forcing john golf to help us

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we're just asking for his help

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and for some reason he agrees ig??

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presuming we do go down that route anyways

weary terrace
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i don't trust john golf to do math

peak blade
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jesus you guys are almost in a 4 way tie

peak blade
# peak blade

@weary terrace @hollow sand @hot niche vote when you see this please its very close right now 🙏

weary terrace
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oops

molten jetty
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He's most definitly gonna try and screw us over

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I would calculate the debt if it weren't for the John Golf clause

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Searching for loose cash is safer and also productive

peak blade
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ill make a new poll with or without john golf and memory of your past on it since those are winning and its a very close tie

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<@&1227805575765561385> made a new poll since it was so close and some people were split on the john golf thing

molten jetty
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Rip stealing 💔

quiet moth
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no do nothing option im SEETHING

dusty oak
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we're tieing again godwhy

red mountain
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At least it's down to 2 options instead of a 3 way tie

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May have to do a coin toss

dusty oak
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i mean i have tiebreaking powers so it's not an issue really

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but damn

loud pebble
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Man, aren't there more of you guys?

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How did this happen twice?

dusty oak
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i think mayo forgot to vote the first time

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and techno hasn't made it to this poll yet

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though mayo hasn't voted in this one either

rancid shore
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Just flip a coin

dusty oak
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heads we go with john golf, tails we go with john golf

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i think this is a good system

rancid shore
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No its heads I win Tails you lose

dusty oak
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you're not even in this group bruh 😭

rancid shore
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I know I said this as a joke

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But I still think if you guys really cannot decide than a coin flip Is a good solution

hollow sand
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I have created a majority

dusty oak
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mayo my goat ⁉️

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this must be a sign, i was listening to bird calls just now

hollow sand
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I am summoned only when someone listens to my tracks

loud pebble
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Watch Techno show up in time to make it tie again.

dusty oak
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techno voted for john golf last time but it's true, he could change his mind

peak blade
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if it is a tie again ill coinflip heads john golf tails no john golf

weary terrace
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i fuckinbg voted already

peak blade
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i meant to ping juan oops

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@grand spindle Clueless

grand spindle
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shit, my bad-

peak blade
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Calculate your actual debt with the help of John Golf wins!

split surge
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Wait i also voted already

dusty oak
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there was a new poll bc of the tie last time

split surge
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Oh damn my b

peak blade
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it takes like 2 days for the forums to vanish from my sidebar wow Clueless

red mountain
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All my forums disappeared again thumbsup

hollow sand
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same here

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they hate us here

dusty oak
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my beautiful glorious compatriots

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we are now 240k gold in the red

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however we can make our some money back soon by selling these bombs

weary terrace
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Alright gang

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Let’s sell some fucking bombs

dusty oak
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you know i was thinking about it actually

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is it even worth it to sell the bombs

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like would it be cheaper to just get rid of the royal dusker company at this point

weary terrace
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you mean like get rid of the largest trade organization in the known world

dusty oak
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yes

weary terrace
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you're basically asking for us to fight the in universe equivalent of Amazon, weird cult leader at the head and all

dusty oak
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would it be cheaper than paying 240k gold though