two of the crystals
#QOTD DND - Group 2 Discussion Chamber
pastel iris
We're closest to number 4
tired umbra
so our only action is to attack 4
pastel iris
Like, we can just reach construct 4 exactly
peak smelt
yeah alr
pastel iris
30 movement is only 6 tiles
peak smelt
oh you can't do both
tired umbra
WE GET TO MAKE SOMEONE WALK OFF THE PLANKKK!!!
peak smelt
alr
tired umbra
i think artsy is asking can we go rage and attack at the same action?
peak smelt
yea
tired umbra
alrighty lets kick some crystals literally
tired umbra
who said anything about a plank?
THATS BETTER
pastel iris
There's a plank elsewhere on the boat, just not where we're going
peak smelt
yea
thats what i mean
tired umbra
that’s tragic at least we can yeet someone off the boat
peak smelt
that was my joke
tired umbra
SO LONG GAY BOWSERRR
peak smelt
(its more of a shove rather than a throw but like)
(shush)
fluid hinge
https://tenor.com/view/rahhhh-rah-rahh-rahhh-gif-5289302154584727076
gladvius on that poor fucking construct
inner stone
ohhhh my god
pastel iris
We use our massive size to point the cannon at Drading and shoot him and the beast right 
<@&1227805500934979654>
@bright frost You are not group 2, you can't vote in our polls
inner stone
FIRE IN THE HOLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
pastel iris
@dusky forge Would moving the cannon and firing the cannon be one action or an action and a bonus action or two actions
dusky forge
moving the cannon and aiming it is an action and a strength check, shooting the cannon is a bonus action but you will not be able to hold the cannon when you do so you gotta put it down
pastel iris
Does putting it back down cost an action too
dusky forge
basically you can either:
- pick up and move the cannon to aim where you want, then put it down and fire it
- hold the cannon and aim it while someone else shoots it
putting it back down is part of the moving action
but you cannot hold it to guide it/get advantage on the shot
pastel iris
Alright, then the move and aim the cannon with our action and fire it with our bonus action
Uh we also have movement what should we do with that
<@&1227805500934979654>
dusky forge
id say when you pick up the cannon you'd become encumbered so your movement will come after you use the cannon, you can like barely move with the cannon its moreso swiveling it and changing where itll aim rather than walking with it
pastel iris
Yeah we're just picking it up to point it towards the big guy
We're a giant anyway, it's fineeeeeeeeeeee
We have two sources of advantage for Strength checks rn do we get the famed triple advantage
dusky forge
We have two sources of advantage for Strength checks rn do we get the famed trip...
no but ill take it into account in flavour you are about to rip a cannon bolted in with metal to the side of a ship, right off of said ship
pastel iris
It's fiiiiiineeeeee Glad is cool as fuck 🔥 🔥
pastel iris
get closer to crystal humanoid 1?
We'll just go do this, our movement this turn is like the least interesting part
peak smelt
We use our massive size to point the cannon at Drading and shoot him and the bea...
however i had
the exact
same
idea
peak smelt
great minds truly do think alike
timid copper
basically you can either:
- pick up and move the cannon to aim where you want, ...
Yo I’m just saying if you need a second person to shoot the cannon so you can get an advantage on the shot we are nearby and available 
I’m not gonna twist your arm or anything over it I’m just letting ya know it’s an option, end of the day it’s y’all’s call 
oh never mind you are locked in
Disregard that I apologize for the intrusion 
inner stone
i say we go fight crystal construct 3
dusky forge
all im saying is big ass fucking guy with giant club and giant gladivus could be a funny brawl
i dont even know if u have enough movement to get em
pastel iris
Do we get twice as much movement due to being twice as big
dusky forge
no but i wont make u roll to go over the grating
actually going diagonal u reach em with 30 movement
pastel iris
<@&1227805500934979654> The big guy is standing right next to the plank
Wanna push 'em off?
inner stone
hell yeah
pastel iris
brazen wagon
Shoulder Bash em off
fluid hinge
we are playing pizza tower with a barbarian at this point
tired umbra
we are playing pizza tower with a barbarian at this point
petition to have a gladvius reskin mod
fluid hinge
YES…
peak smelt
GUYS PLEASE TELL ME WE'RE WRESTLING THE BRUTE
PLEASE TELL ME YALL ALREADY PLANNED ON TACKLING HIS ASS STRAIGHT INTO THE OCEAN FLOOR
peak smelt
<@&1227805500934979654> The big guy is standing right next to the plank
Wanna p...
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
tired umbra
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...
this might be what the fight is like:
dusky forge
i love how this group almost always unanimously chooses violence
pastel iris
Did you expect anything else
dusky forge
no
actually yes i expected this character to be a gay tabaxi bard
junkie syndrome
im actually really surprised we didnt get a bard but also very thankful because bard was the one class apart from monk which i just fucking obliterated i didnt want as a player member of the crew that much
tired umbra
i love how this group almost always unanimously chooses violence
we are the big buff trans half human half orc
OFC WE PICK VIOLENCE
dusky forge
oh yeah @pastel iris if u could do the thingy plz seeing u got 6/8 🙏
idk what ur bonus action is ill allow shoving as a bonus action if u wanna do an attack as your main action or somethin like that
actually you could dash with your main action flavouring it as charging and then bonus action shove
pastel iris
okay we do that
pastel iris
Dani forgot that you enjoy incredible violence just as much as gay furries or something
fluid hinge
fervent raven
This is megamixcord almost everyone is on the chaotic spectrum
fluid hinge
WE’RE OKAY WE’RE FINE GLADIVUS STAY WITH US LITTKE BUDDY
GLADIVUS HOLY SHIT YOU CRAZY BITCH
fluid hinge
WE CAN CLUTCH THIS
pastel iris
It means if we get hit one more time we go down
Does... does this still have death saves @dusky forge
tired umbra
It means if we get hit one more time we go down
Does... does this still have de...
oh no bro
dusky forge
It means if we get hit one more time we go down
Does... does this still have de...
you're knocked to the ground with 0 saves and need to be picked up but if you are hit again then you die
also gonna roll a d20 each turn you are on the ground if its a 1 you die if its a 20 you get picked up with 1 fail save if its anything else you are just still on the ground
tired umbra
also gonna roll a d20 each turn you are on the ground if its a 1 you die if its ...
are we sure we’re playing dnd let get me this dust off the screen…
pastel iris
So like
Does anyone have any ideas beyond "Hit the big guy with our big weapon until it stops existing"
marsh grail
can we do something to heal ourselves
tired umbra
uhhh
so any ideas that doesn’t involve hitting the big man…
i got nothing honestly best thing we can probably do is most likely find something to protect ourselves
like a shield or anything on the ship
tired umbra
we can also play keep a away or something by throwing things to distract the crystals
red crypt
We’re not doing so hot with our rolls, so we might come to heal you.
tired umbra
We’re not doing so hot with our rolls, so we might come to heal you.
WERE NOT DYING TO THE TUTORIAL
we also gotten crystals in our eyes
fluid hinge
FUCK IT WE BALL!!!
tired umbra
# FUCK IT WE BALL!!!
WE CAST BALLIN AND START BREAKING THE CRYSTAL’S ANKLES
fluid hinge
We’re not doing so hot with our rolls, so we might come to heal you.
pleas we are dying ,,,,,
fluid hinge
you saw nothing
peak smelt
fluid hinge
anyway LETS FUCKING
KILL SOMEONE AND HOPEFULLY NOT DIE THIS TURN
peak smelt
tbh
i think we should run
idk where
but we should
shit is glad even in a good state to run
fluid hinge
OKAY QUESTION IS DO WE WANT TO GO OUT LIKE A PUSSY BITCH OR DO WE WANNA GO OUT WRANGLING A FUCKER
peak smelt
OKAY QUESTION IS DO WE WANT TO GO OUT LIKE A PUSSY BITCH OR DO WE WANNA GO OUT W...
WE WANNA GO OUT WRANGLING SPECIFICALLY THE FUCKER WHO FRAMED US
oh wait nvm we just got shield casted on us
peak smelt
kinda
red crypt
Okay, so.
It looks like we’re deciding to take the initiative to directly attack one of the crystal guys (whoever isn’t attacked or isn’t dead by the time of our turn), then move to protect you and Rusty.
We can heal you next turn, but we feel the best option is to get rid of the things actively killing us first.
inner stone
whatre we doing
peak smelt
whatre we doing
ok so one group gave usa shield
the others landin' on deck between the crystals and us giving us extra protection
i feel our best move is to get away from the brute long enough for everyone else
but also i feel like we cooooouuuuuld try to fake it out
basically
glad scrambles back a bit prompting the brute to pursue us blindly such that we could maybe hit em with a surprise attack
maybe try and trip it with the tail (if we still have that) while it tries to chase us down
thats just an idea tho
<@&1227805500934979654>
is this anything?
brazen wagon
Yeah, sounds good.
fluid hinge
peak smelt
plus assuming i gots the deal of the char sheet right, the odds r in our favor when it comes to deception n sleight of hand
(which)
(im assuming one of these are what we're using to bait the crystal brute dweeb into a suprise attack)
and once the brute falls on its ass
the first-mate-turned-captain'll drop down and deliver a fire coated hammer CLOBBERING right down onto whatever part of the brute is available post tail-tripping
so its like a cool combo dealie
tired umbra
That can work!
but at the same time so we’re getting shielded but im a little worried about the brute’s strength they might be able to break the sheild which is what im assuming so I argee with the tail tripping idea
peak smelt
yea thats also why im going with the tail specifically
that thing can hit like anything ten feet of us so we're able to still get the hit in without it potentially getting too close
fervent raven
you guys are really using your brains for this
marsh grail
we're on the brink of death we kinda have to
peak smelt
its called bein' crafty
dusky forge
you guys working out what to do/all good?
peak smelt
yea i gave out a lil plan im just waitin for disp to give it the go ahead n figure out how to format it
mostly cus im a lazy bitch
dusky forge
@pastel iris whenever ur around
pastel iris
pastel iris
basically
glad scrambles back a bit prompting the brute to pursue us blindly suc...
<@&1227805500934979654>
fluid hinge
GLAD YOU GOT THIS LITTLE BUDDY GO GO GO
tired umbra
PLEASE DONT LET OUR TRANS HALF HUMAN HALF ORC CHILD GET HURT…
HES LIKE A SON TO ME!!!!
dusky forge
@pastel iris could u write it up 🙏
peak smelt
ACTION - Still on the floor we scramble away from the brute to bait it into blindly pursuing us. once it gets within range of our tail we use it to trip it onto the ground
@dusky forge does this work or do i gotta use a bonus action for one of these
dusky forge
<@289583985212784640> does this work or do i gotta use a bonus action for one of...
tail attack is sentinel meaning that it attacks if they get within range, so id say action dash run away and taunt it then bonus action prepare a opportunity attack and since you already get one you'll have advantage on the roll for prepping
peak smelt
alr 👍
fervent raven
peak smelt
fuckshit forgot
peak smelt
ACTION - Use dash to run away from the brute and taunt it into giving us chase
BONUS ACTION - Once it gets in range, ready our tail to trip the brute and make it fall on its ass
alright i put it in
apologies for takin a good bit
peak smelt
yknow u dont have to post random shit in here to keep forums up for you (im assuming thats why u tend to randomly bump into other forums)
like u could just hit following on the group forums and they'll just stay there so you can see whats goin on
fervent raven
yknow u dont *have* to post random shit in here to keep forums up for you (im as...
Nah
I just spun a wheel on where to post the bee at.
It landed here
Its a Long story
peak smelt
no i mean like
in general u do that a lot
it feels
kinda needy (no offense im sure u dont mean for it to come across like that lol)
fervent raven
Fair point. I do do that a lot.
Is it becoming a problem? because so I'll stop.
peak smelt
i dont think its a problem it just gets a lil off-putting sometimes
fervent raven
That's fair.
dry mortar
yknow u dont *have* to post random shit in here to keep forums up for you (im as...
I'm following each groups posts, but sometimes they disappear for me
fluid hinge
NOW WE JUST GOTTA LIVE ON A ROCK
pastel iris
Oh yeah this is happening. My mind has been a bit pre-occupied with all the other shit that happened to me today
tired umbra
NOW WE JUST GOTTA LIVE ON A ROCK
OHHHHH
WHO LIVES IN A ROCK ON TOP OF THE SEA
GLADVIUS DROOG
fluid hinge
GLADIVUS DROOG!!
tired umbra
GREEN AND MEAN AND UHHH something that rhymes
tired umbra
aha so…
our framer is human….
but our they half… of something…
they could be in this vary room…
IT COULD BE YOU IT COULD BE ME
dry mortar
GREEN AND MEAN AND UHHH something that rhymes
green mean fighting machine
fervent raven
Greener than mean he's a fighting machine
tired umbra
Greener than mean he's a fighting machine
GLADVIUS DROOG
(i can’t believe we’re making a theme song for glad)
tired umbra
WE WILL GRAB YOU BY THE NECK THROW YA DOWN A PLANK
GLADIVUS DROOG
GLADIVUS DROOG!
GLADVIUSSSSSSASSSS DROOOOOGGGGGG
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH whistle noises
fervent raven
The whistle is just an off tune trombone
tired umbra
The whistle is just an off tune trombone
will gladvius ironically binge spongebob
fervent raven
He just blows on an arm he ripped off making the trombone sounds
tired umbra
He just blows on an arm he ripped off making the trombone sounds
the crystal constructs arm
fervent raven
Wait flint is an artificer
He could technically have flint turn that shit into a trombone
tired umbra
fervent raven
Idk how he will do it
But I'm sure he could find a way
tired umbra
Gladvius shall invite the whole party to go jelly fishing
by jelly fishing hunting down enemies
fervent raven
Yeah lol
tired umbra
“SPONGE BOY ME BOB A HALF HUMAN HALF ORC HAS BROKEN IN BINKI BOTTOM AND TEARED OFF MISTER SQUIDWARD’S ARM ARGARGARGARGAR”
fervent raven
Idk how he will do it
But I'm sure he could find a way
You know what
Once we get out of our current situation lets see if we can actually arrange that
tired umbra
You know what
Once we get out of our current situation lets see if we can actua...
YES
peak smelt
yknow i havent checked this forum in a while lets see whats goin oooaaaaaaaaand they're doing spongeglad
dry mortar
You know what
Once we get out of our current situation lets see if we can actua...
We should see if we can make the world's smallest violin.
fervent raven
Nah gladivus is too strong for that
tired umbra
Nah gladivus is too strong for that
mr krabs has big meaty claws so does glad
so glad might be able to lmao
tired umbra
i don’t know just goofing around lol
peak smelt
yea ik
tired umbra
but at the same time idk what action should we do
peak smelt
as far as we know we're standing on a rock infront of THE ORACLE
like
we might as well ask something
tired umbra
can we ask who perhaps may got us in jail?
peak smelt
and if were just not gonna do shit then like
we still gotta say that
peak smelt
i was thinking we could ask about the grave danger we'd supposedly put our clan in
yknow if we stayed
tired umbra
ooo that’d be a better idea
so our action will be asking what grave danger we put our clan in?
peak smelt
i mean maybe
oh
we could do a poll and stuff
like suggest shit to ask and have the group pick shit out
peak smelt
yup
tired umbra
idk if the oracle wants to fight?
peak smelt
no i wasnt
i didnt mean we should do something else i was the one who suggested asking em stuff
i just didnt expect u to start up a poll so quick
peak smelt
(also if you vote the second option can ya like. suggest something else to ask)
(also by crew, we mean the barb clan we'd supposedly put in grave danger. fuck the pirate guys this aint about em)
tired umbra
💀 damn
fluid hinge
idk if the oracle wants to fight?
they probably don’t it’s most likely a “ who can survive the longest “ kind of thing we might just have to wait it out
dusky forge
<@&1227805500934979654> vote plz 🙏
if it goes yay can someone write it up in #event-submissions
tired umbra
i think i doomed us all
pastel iris
This is gonna be a big lore dump, as long as we don't do anything really stupid we'll be fine
peak smelt
i think i doomed us all
ronny its the oracle as we dont try to immediately fight it we're good
tired umbra
ronny its the oracle as we dont try to immediately fight it we're good
i was worried since we had a roll order
tired umbra
ohh
peak smelt
like
order in which we do our stuff
which is just asking questions
peak smelt
nah nah its good dw
peak smelt
tired umbra
KIN? WE HAVE A FAMLL….
WAIT WERE A FAMILY MAN!
inner stone
a.... family guy?
tired umbra
a.... family guy?
it seems today that all you see is violence in movies and 
on tv!
fervent raven
RAN OFF ON MY FAMILY SO THEY SAY IM A FAMILY GUY
fluid hinge
YEAAAAH let’s talk to our oomf aswell and make sure he’s okay : )
tired umbra
YEAAAAH let’s talk to our oomf aswell and make sure he’s okay : )
We should also do that!
dusky forge
it takes like 2 days for the forums to vanish from my sidebar wow
tired umbra
dry mortar
All my forums disappeared again 
dry mortar
I'm using the desktop application. I was following these, but after inactivity with no messages, these just hide from the sidebar of the forum unless you click the #1046929990614253619 tab and access it through the little forum squares
dry mortar
dusky forge
it does the same for me, and i made the forums
discord just sucks
its ok its active again in 2 days
dry mortar
yep yep yep
tired umbra
where we dropping boys
fluid hinge
WE GOT A BOOLET..
inner stone
I don’t think we should go to the trading area, considering:
- stelle’s a fugitive
- we’re a prisoner
- that’s a pretty busy place
we could go to the mines! dunno what we’d find there but it’d be cool
tired umbra
i feel like the only option i would be into going can be the mines. Idk what the farms would be like
but hey we can probably get….. DIAMONDS
fluid hinge
can we really mine diamonds with our bare fists and an axe
Minecraft logic doesn’t help us there
tired umbra
can we really mine diamonds with our bare fists and an axe
dw at least we’re not mining at night!
well also minecraft speaking we can break a diamond with our fists but it disappears (maybe the same with a axe)
idk
all ik is use pickaxe
peak smelt
why the hell are we going to the mines
inner stone
the dnd players yearn for the mines
peak smelt
yea but like
dusky forge
to get to the mines you need to cross the checkpoint
or try run past the watchtowers
inner stone
ah
peak smelt
yea but like
the fuck are we gettin
some cool rocks to trade when most the team cant really go to trading areas without risk of getting arrested
pastel iris
the fuck are we gettin
some cool rocks to trade when most the team cant really g...
We're getting a job hopefully, to make some extra money
peak smelt
alright see NOW im convinced
fluid hinge
WE’RE GOING TO BECOME A LITTLE VICTORIAN BOY WORKING IN THE MINES
tired umbra
man i don’t think were gonna be the little Victorian boy
fervent raven
man i don’t think were gonna be the little Victorian boy
Look either way we at team 4 got Y'alls back
peak smelt
Alright so Iverna kinda saved our asses there but we cant go mining without good suspicion of there being a freak ass monster in said mines
so like
i think for now we should follow Iverna since she's got that flower monster tracker dealie and just keep our eyes open for anything dangerous
tired umbra
Alright so Iverna kinda saved our asses there but we cant go mining without good...
Dang we can’t get diamonds
but hey at least we’re alright
also I agree on following iverna
pastel iris
so like
i think for now we should follow Iverna since she's got that flower mons...
Yeah I agree on this
<@&1227805500934979654>
peak smelt
ACTION - Follow Iverna & Flint to wherever the flower is leading
BONUS ACTION - Keep an eye out for anything that might be dangerous
<@&1227805500934979654> does this work?
tired umbra
<@&1227805500934979654> does this work?
I feel like that can work
pastel iris
Yep that's good
pastel iris
Gladivus spent his time on the boat being a badass and then decides he wanted to be completely useless the moment he hit the shore
tired umbra
Gladivus spent his time on the boat being a badass and then decides he wanted to...
he’s getting prep time rq
peak smelt
BUT WE CANT DO ANYTHING ELSE APPARENTLY.
GLADVIUS. OH MY GOD.
THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL BRUTE BEAT ALL OF THE GOOD ROLLS OUT OF US
JUST LIKE OUR FAIL SAVES
G O N E
fluid hinge
can someone draw gladivus on life support
“ WHERE DID ALL OF HIS GOOD ROLLS GO “
🪓💜: “ AAUAUUUUGGGAAAAAHHHHGGGHHHHHH “
tired umbra
THAT FUCKING CRYSTAL BRUTE BEAT ALL OF THE GOOD ROLLS OUT OF US
Gladvius just gets nightmares about it
just trying to sleep and see crystals
peak smelt
alright so group 4s askin stuff to the dwarf abt any monsters
are we allowed to just do nothing
cus there aint much for us to really do outside of like
maybe another perception check
but
- at this point there isnt really anythin to percieve
- after the first one do we really wanna try that again
bleak belfry
Please stop inhaling rock dust (I'm just trying to be funny sorry if this is rude)
peak smelt
a solid 2 years off
feels like im finally free
bleak belfry
tired umbra
Action: Sniff more rock dust-
tired umbra
YOUR GONNA GET LUNG CANCER
Other Action: FIND ROCK
bleak belfry
What just happened
tired umbra
New Action: SNIFF THE ROCKKKK
bleak belfry
WHAT WOULD YOUR FAMILY THINK
tired umbra
wait actually i have a idea…
bleak belfry
Im scared
bleak belfry
New character arc unlocked- a REAL reason to be in prison
tired umbra
New character arc unlocked- a REAL reason to be in prison
Listen this will lure the real killer
and ez win
for glad nation
bleak belfry
tired umbra
so our action shall be to collect rocks and convince flint to join us
we can make a rv rock lab
bleak belfry
Do you think you could ask Santa Abt the addictiveness of the rock dust?
fervent raven
FLINT WE NEED TO COOK
Funny how you say that.
Flint was originally gonna be a drug dealer/maker
tired umbra
Funny how you say that.
Flint was originally gonna be a drug dealer/maker
PERFECT
fervent raven
Are we really gonna sell the rocks?
peak smelt
ok this is funny but no cmon
tired umbra
ok this is funny but no cmon
dusky forge
any plan fellas
tired umbra
i wish i can vote both options
peak smelt
hugo i will throw one at your hea
livid glen
told one of my friends about the poll results and she referred to it as "twitchplayspokemon behavior"
peak smelt
did you tell her that we got sidetracked and almost genuinely considered trying to sell lungkilling rocks like drug dealers
well i say we but like most of us werent really involved
inner stone
oh my god we're tied
fluid hinge
PLEASE
PLEASE WE NEED TO BE ROCKEATER CENTRAL
if we get a nat 20 we can get a buff from the rock
peak smelt
HUGO WE WILL DIE
fervent raven
PLEASE WE NEED TO BE ROCKEATER CENTRAL
if we get a nat 20 we can get a buff fro...
This is what it's like to drive a Ford F150
fervent raven
doesnt it make more sense to have it as a bonus action
pastel iris
no
peak smelt
eat a rock wins <:Clueless:1070352720680202381>
NO
NO GOD PLEASE NO
WHO VOTED TO EAT A ROCK
oh it was ronan
pastel iris
Poll closes in 5 minutes
peak smelt
god
pastel iris
We're gonna have to eat a rock
peak smelt
fucking damnit
pastel iris
inner stone
first stupid decision of the campaign lfg
fervent raven
first stupid decision of the campaign lfg
It's only gonna get worse from here
peak smelt
ronny im gonna kill you lmao
peak smelt
shut up ronny, i'll kill you
dry mortar
Friendships should never get in the way of a good old murder
peak smelt
dusky forge
team what are we thinking
pastel iris
Okay we just go along with what Inverna seems to be doing right. Seems like there might be stuff to fight and boy do we love fighting!
If you all decide to eat more rocks I will use my position as team leader to veto you all, sorry
fluid hinge
tired umbra
Okay we just go along with what Inverna seems to be doing right. Seems like ther...
can we get some rocks
inner stone
1984
peak smelt
peak smelt
Okay we just go along with what Inverna seems to be doing right. Seems like ther...
ACTION - Keep following Iverna and Flint
permission to put this in so we can move things along
pastel iris
I approve
tired umbra
Alrighty!
tired umbra
we kill santa
fluid hinge
nnnmmmm not yet
fluid hinge
we should dive into the coal carts to see if we can find anything
peak smelt
we kill santa
NO
tired umbra
NO
Okay maybe we don’t kill santa
so we’re all agreeing to just go into the coal carts to find anything?
fluid hinge
I mean i think it’s the only idea we have right now, we can see if there are different options that don’t end up covering us in coal
tired umbra
that will be our first action or bonus action?
peak smelt
so we’re all agreeing to just go into the coal carts to find anything?
i aint sure yet
fluid hinge
The thing is that there is a tool rack that we can go to. But I believe someone is either guarding it or standing there.
We could try and converse with them to see if we CAN grab something thwt’ll be useful
tired umbra
We could try and converse with them to see if we CAN grab something thwt’ll be u...
True
me when santa:
so far should we get the tools first then go dive in the minecarts?
bleak belfry
Ride the minecarts like a roller coaster
peak smelt
tired umbra
The thing is that there is a tool rack that we can go to. But I believe someone ...
it seems that it’s more of them standing there
but they’re more far away from the tools
pastel iris
We must go into cave and break skull of big monster
tired umbra
so far I Feel like what options we have can be
-Dig into minecart for any resources
-Get the tools just chilling there
-Warn Frost about santa
-Eat a rock :3
Im joking about the rock part
fluid hinge
I’m not
we need to eat a rock in celebratory of victory after we bash the big monster’s face in
tired umbra
I feel like two of these options can be good for first and bonus actions
tired umbra
we need to eat a rock in celebratory of victory after we bash the big monster’s ...
TRUE
dusky forge
so far I Feel like what options we have can be
-Dig into minecart for any resour...
inverna is the one with detect thoughts up, you cant warn them about santa they know
tired umbra
inverna is the one with detect thoughts up, you cant warn them about santa they ...
damn
welp we have 3 options now
i say eat a rock
fluid hinge
We could maybe get the tools first and THEN we could like scavenge the Minecarts. And maybe go donkey kong country style to the big monster
tired umbra
That can help
I argee we should definitely do that
so the tools would be our action
and minecarts our bonus action
fluid hinge
gladivus when he gets his hands on those fucking tools
pastel iris
Btw I'm vetoing anyone who wants us to eat a rock
inner stone
1984
tired umbra
has everyone voted yet?
pastel iris
no
tired umbra
so are we uh
Yeah should I submit it?
how should I word it?
do I just put action- get tools
bonus action- hop into minecart for resources?
peak smelt
we should include where we're getting the tools
tired umbra
ACTION-: Go and get the tools that are just laying on the ground.
BONUS ACTON Go into the minecart (to find any resources in it)
is this good @peak smelt ?
peak smelt
yea that works
pastel iris
Funniest guy in the world
pastel iris
Every D&D game is destined to turn into Monty Python and the Holy Grail
I, for one, enjoy this development
tired umbra
We went from buff trans orc kicking ass to getting ass kicked by a minecart and eating rocks
💀
inner stone
sorry chat
all of my characters have hideously low rolls and die as soon as they have the chance to, seems gladivus is no exception
tired umbra
all of my characters have hideously low rolls and die as soon as they have the c...
Dw we have next time!
in the words of uhh
HOBART: VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
which means we can do it!
inner stone
good quote
peak smelt
ACTION: cry
BONUS ACTION: cry alot
tired umbra
ACTION: cry
BONUS ACTION: cry alot
yeah we should just do that
inner stone
ACTION: cry
BONUS ACTION: cry alot
…cryalot?
inner stone
no im talking about cryalot the artist
pastel iris
This is awesome I love this
inner stone
it’s quad weak to water and grass type moves this shouldn’t be too hard
fluid hinge
it’s quad weak to water and grass type moves this shouldn’t be too hard
but what type are we is the question
we’re definitely fighting type so we MIGHT BE GOOD
bleak belfry
but arent you guys like... lvl 2?
dusky forge
you guys arent in combat right now maybe you can ride the minecart back up the hill
push it with your little legs
peak smelt
you guys arent in combat right now maybe you can ride the minecart back up the h...
can we just run the fuck out of there
i dont want the jewels no mor can we go
peak smelt
FUCK the money thats like a 50 foot snake
i know we call it a rat race but i am NOT getting fed to a snake like one
gritty bolt
hey i know you guys are busy with the snake but could you grab the butterfly shard you saw pretty please? we in group 6 would really appreciate it
tired umbra
hey i know you guys are busy with the snake but could you grab the butterfly sha...
that would be our bonus action…
peak smelt
so like
ACTION - DASH ACTION OUT OF MINES GETTHEFUCKOUTGETTHEFUCKOUTGETTHEFUCKOU
BONUS ACTION - pick up that weird butterfly shard
wait do we have to bring the minecart in order to get out or can we just run
dusky forge
the shard is over a giant gap so you'd have to jump to it
also if you do want to take the minecart back itll cost an entire action to attempt to get it back on the tracks
fluid hinge
okay fuck uuuuuuh
I’d say we’d rather prioritise getting the fuck back up because our rolls aren’t doing TOO WELL
it’s better than falling into the pit of nothing 😭
- we have the strength to push the Minecart back up
dusky forge
so like
ACTION - DASH ACTION OUT OF MINES GETTHEFUCKOUTGETTHEFUCKOUTGETTHEFUCKO...
maybe do a poll for either just dashing out or going to try tip the minecart up if u can
tired umbra
wait so basically I say it would be better for us to trying to get out of the mines
even though there is a pretty butterfly shard we could just one get the hell out of there and hopefully meet up with everyone else then we can just gather everyone together and see if we can get the butterfly shard afterwards so we should only focus on getting the fuck out
so I say our action should be uhh GET THE HECK OUT LMAO
but also there is another problem being the minecart
so we could have our actions be
ACTION: try to lift up the minecart in time and place it back on the tracks
for a bonus action it could be to try and start the minecart
what does anyone else think?
tired umbra
also if you do want to take the minecart back itll cost an entire action to atte...
yeah maybe we should probably do that
so it’s between
RUN BITCH RUN! or pick up minecart
tired umbra
<@&1227805500934979654> we got choices in this bitch
welp we’re doing the ultimate jojo strategy
peak smelt
peak smelt
ACTION - dash action to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE MINES
tired umbra
ACTION - dash action to GET THE FUCK OUT OF THOSE MINES
RUN BITCH RUNNNNN
Imagine while we’re running the snake is chasing us
tired umbra
…….
i jinxed it
we’re fucked elliana rolled a nat 20
WAIT UNLESS
WE SUMMON GSPORTS
No she beat gsports…. and pwp….
uhhh yeah we’re fucked
fluid hinge
SUMMON ACE D COPULAR
fluid hinge
okay guys
I have an idea. Maybe we try and figure out what the fuck the snake is saying
tired umbra
I have an idea. Maybe we try and figure out what the fuck the snake is saying
she might be talking about some kid in a cobra costume…
peak smelt
oh we're in for it now.
we need to keep that snake talking for as long as we can
it slammed a bunch of rocks on us, im not entirely convinced it just wants to talk abt the local news with us.
BUT we can keep it talking till the other folks are able to help us out
tired umbra
WE LIVEEEE
peak smelt
so like guys do we have any ideas what to do?
dusky forge
<@&1227805500934979654> any ideas what to do i see artsy talkin about talking to it but any specifics of what to say or anythin
tired umbra
well if that is the plan I feel like we can try to apologize for disturbing the snake’s peace
and at the same time explain our story about the whole falling into minecart into your home
but i don’t know if the snake would believe us because that snake would one think that us falling into a minecart would sound weird and dumb but at the same time we can show the broken minecart as proof
so maybe something like
ACTION- apologize for disturbing the snake’s peace
BONUS ACTION - explain our side of the story such as the whole falling into minecart (show the minecart to the snake) hopefully to get empathy
<@&1227805500934979654> would this work?
or do we have other ideas?
fluid hinge
true true! I think this might work
tired umbra
i feel like the snake would just stare at us with like how the fuck did you fall in a minecart
fluid hinge
I mean it’s TEHCNICALLY true, we could’ve just slipped on a stray banana peel
tired umbra
but also we can show the snake the fallen minecart as proof
fluid hinge
true!
tired umbra
“father your honor may I explain.. I FELL FROM A MINECART INTO YOUR HOME”
fluid hinge
HAEAJAE
tired umbra
at first i thought it was elliana but after digging through the dialogue
hopefully kid cobra would understand our story
fluid hinge
true true true,,m kid cobra will be more forgiving,,
tired umbra
so yeah i think this would work
at the same time i should add to the bonus action “and show the fallen minecart as proof”
fluid hinge
true true just to specify y’know
tired umbra
okay so should I submit this or see what does everyone else have to say?
fluid hinge
wait for a lil bit to see what everyone else says but it’s good in my eyes
tired umbra
Alrighty!
inner stone
so maybe something like
**ACTION**- apologize for disturbing the snake’s peace ...
this makes sense to do
peak smelt
so maybe something like
**ACTION**- apologize for disturbing the snake’s peace ...
yknow what yea this works
not much else we can do
tired umbra
dusky forge
gladvius goon
inner stone
OH YEAH
forgot to mention
we can SETTLE THIS PEACEFULLY
if we say we don’t mean to steal her kids do we need to roll for that
tired umbra
if we say we don’t mean to steal her kids do we need to roll for that
Action: kill her kids/j
Bonus action: dance on em
inner stone
Action: kill her kids/j
wtf…,
tired umbra
WAIT NEW PLAN
ACTION: EAT A ROCK
Bonus action: SHARE THE ROCK WITH THE SNAKE AND HER KIDS
i mean hopefully the snakes like rocks
they are crunchy we should probably crush a rock to feed the kids
peak smelt
NO
pastel iris
no
inner stone
we’re not here for the snake’s children right
i think we just explain our situation and ask if we can leave
alternatively (even though we don’t really know their situation) we befriend the big rock snake and attack the town with them. itd be funny. and vengeance!
tired umbra
alternatively (even though we don’t really know their situation) we befriend the...
I like your thinking!
Its best if we gain the snake’s trust so i was thinking yeah we can ask nicely to leave the cave or ask for help to leave the cave and heck we can ask if the snake wants to tag along (for the person that got us in jail)
Just imagine you get someone arrested and they pull up with a giant snake and its kids
peak smelt
alternatively (even though we don’t really know their situation) we befriend the...
hold on vengeance for what
inner stone
a) the villagers try to steal her children
b) the villagers are also starving the snakes out (but we don’t know this yet)
tired umbra
a) the villagers try to steal her children
b) the villagers are also starving t...
alrighty were going beastmode now
peak smelt
so uh
i was gonna ask how i should format our action but i also dunno what the plan is
pastel iris
I'm gonna be real I've like totally lost interest in this whole thing by now 
I have a lot of shit to deal with these days
dusky forge
<@&1227805500934979654> thoughts on the entire getting the snake to trust you/taking it out thing
tired umbra
<@&1227805500934979654> thoughts on the entire getting the snake to trust you/ta...
honestly I would say yes.
considering the snake does trust us so i feel like a good idea would be
**ACTION: Show pity towards the snake and her story about the villagers and how horrible they are
BONUS ACTION- Try to befriend the snake and her kids and ask if they know anyway of getting out the cave?
PLUS ABOUT HER STORY WE CAN EXPLAIN HOW WE WERE ALSO PRISONERS FOR A CRIME WE DIDN’T DO
tired umbra
ACTION: Show pity towards the snake and her story as well as explain our own story to from a bond
BONUS ACTION- Try to befriend the snake and her kids and ask if they know anyway of getting out the cave?
is this good enough guys?
tired umbra
<@&1227805500934979654> ima submit like this if that’s alright
brazen wagon
Good with me.
severe copper
👍
tired umbra
dusky forge
just have to message here so it appears on my sidebar moving stuff over for the side server
tired umbra
Hello!
dusky forge
hello hatsune miku
fluid hinge
holy shit hi dani