dear lord
#GRUNTILDA'S TEMPORARY MEGAMIX LAIR
knotty minnow
quasi frigate
Ah shit she’s back
jolly yarrow
Yep
serene mortar
well shit
cerulean kiln
IF THE CONTESTANTS OF MEGAMIX WEREN'T ENOUGH TO TAKE THIS ENTIRE PLACE DOWN, THEN THE PILLARS HOLDING UP THIS PLACE MUST BE OTHER PEOPLE, ALL OF THEM I'LL DROWN!!!
ARE THESE THE UNSPOKEN IDOLS THIS SERVER HAILS AND BELIVES THEY ARE GODS???
TO GRUNTILDA, ALL OF THESE ARE THE WEAKEST OF ALL, THEY ARE BASICALLY JUST CLODS!!
knotty minnow
@serene mortar SHE DISSED CHICAGO ITS OVER
edgy shard
@serene mortar Aw man little buddy are you just gonna take that
rigid isle
NOOOOOOOOO LOBBER
cerulean kiln
THAT'S LITERALLY JUST A LOBSTER IMAGE WITH A LOUD VERSION OF TOCCATA AND FUGUE IN D MINOR
I'LL THROW THEM ALIVE ON SOME BOILING WATER, AND THEY WILL BE SERVED ON A DINER!!!
jolly yarrow
Don’t diss my man moe he’s goated as fuck
cerulean kiln
IF BY GOATED YOU MEAN THAT HE'S SHORT TEMPRED AND HAS AN INCEL GRUDGE, THEN INDEED THAT DEPRESSED BARTENDER IS GOAT-LIKE, HE'S ON THE SAME LEVEL AS MIKE ROTCH!!
jolly yarrow
cerulean kiln
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
knotty minnow
you can diss pibby i have no objections to that
jolly yarrow
Yeah only based thing gruntilda will do
quasi frigate
<:00_BillClinton:1010556498746814485><:00_ChicagoQuickhands:1003271978658041886>...
IF YOU DARE SLANDER THE LOBBER IM GONNA FINAL SMASH YOU INTO OCTOBER 20TH 2023 AT 3:33 PM EST
serene mortar
neon haven
IF BY GOATED YOU MEAN THAT HE'S SHORT TEMPRED AND HAS AN INCEL GRUDGE, THEN INDE...
This doesn't rhyme.
cerulean kiln
Sorry doing funeral stuff))
rigid isle
all good man, dont stress yourself
zealous night
cerulean kiln
IMAGINE REPEATING THE SAME VERSE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN, GRAHH! THAT RAP BATTLING MELTING TINCAN'S VERSES ARE CR%#, AND ANYONE WHO LIKES THEM SHOULD FEEL PAIN!!
cerulean kiln
WH... I... I DON'T KNOW I WAS THIS CAPABLE OF NOT CARING ABOUT STUFF, WOW.
THAT IS CERTAINLY A LIVING STOCK CAR CRASH, EVEN THOUGH I DON'T GIVE A COW.
cerulean kiln
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Finger gun, shoots a magic spell that turns this peashooter into a pea
silent spindle
silent spindle
shell magnet
It’s over gruntilda it’s Christmas now
knotty minnow
wrong! thanksgiving
jolly yarrow
Yeah this month is about family not gifts 
cerulean kiln
WHERE CAN I FIND THAT FOOL NAMED AFTER A CITY? I'LL FIND A WAY TO MAKE HIM SUFFER, GRUNTILDA IS QUITE WITTY
jaunty chasm
🚬
what's you'se doing around here, grunty?
@serene mortar chicago event
@cerulean kiln you'se best crawl back under that rock bud, halloween's over
edgy shard
Oh my god
edgy shard
Oh oh hello
jaunty chasm
you know in most universes you'se are used as a stress relief ball
throws and bounces norri against the wall
heh
🚬
cerulean kiln
HAH! YOU THINK I'M HERE BECAUSE OF THE ALL HALLOW'S EVE?!? I AM HERE FOR MY REVENGE, CHI-TOWN, I WILL NOT LEAVE!
jaunty chasm
theres the old hag
listen ive got important plans i needs seeing to, you'se better just crawl back into your hole or i'll be forced to actually give a damn
cerulean kiln
OH SHUT UP, YOU'RE MORE SELF ABSORBED THAN ME, THE GAMBLING FOOL GODHOOD HAD ACHIEVED, BUT I KNOW THAT CHICAGO IS NOTHING BUT A VENGEFUL AT NOTHING IDIOT WHICH HAS BEEN BEREAVED!!
edgy shard
Ah, a classic
jaunty chasm
catch, bitch
cerulean kiln
TRAP ME UNDER A ROCK ONCE, SHAME ON ME, TRAP ME TWICE, AND GRUNTY WILL START TO RESIST! THE FACT THAT YOU THINK THE SAME TRICK WILL WORK THRICE MAKES GRUNTY PISSED!!!
jaunty chasm
no, you'se misunderstood my intention hag, now you'se will see the reason you do not toy with me
FIREBALL!
the stone turns to lava and covers gruntilda
cerulean kiln
BLRGUH- SNJWIDG- GRAAAH!
cerulean kiln
jaunty chasm
🚬
im sures she will not break out again while i am gone, or maybe she will and i'm just toying with you'se
pulls out a card, it turns into a stuffed bear
throws at norri at incredible force here this is a form of payment in some nearby universes, or hug it i dont care
heres my ride outta here, 🚬 see you'se later
steps into the portal as it fades away into nothing
edgy shard
oughbghf,, thankdns
jaunty chasm
man junkies gonna hate missing that
edgy shard
[I stand in silence for like 5 seconds then stare at the camera]
Erm… That just happened!!
cerulean kiln
Rumble... Rumble...
jaunty chasm
[I stand in silence for like 5 seconds then stare at the camera]
Erm… That just ...
shut up you're a stress relief ball
cerulean kiln
It didn't, it starts f[bleep]ng talking
jaunty chasm
oh fuck its talking
visual summit
cerulean kiln
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
FLOATS UP INTO THE SKY AGRESSIVELY RIPPING OFF THE GROUND
jaunty chasm
cerulean kiln
IT FLIES TO SPACE, SPACE FOREVER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL, SHE'S THE DEFINITION OF VANITY, SHE IS ALL POWERFUL
jaunty chasm
looks up at the head like this cool cat
im sure that floating head in space will have no negative consequences
cerulean kiln
SHE IS PERFECT, SHE LEAVES EARTH FOREVER, HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
visual summit
What could possibly go wrong
edgy shard
Well, there she goes
visual summit
cerulean kiln
anyways, i am going to write lore about rock face gruntilda, and that'll be the end of it
edgy shard
Gruntilda sendoff lorepost
jaunty chasm
whelp there goes gruntilda, maybe this was her plan all along
or maybe she just is improvising
who knows
cerulean kiln
RAW vanity, RAW emotions
visual summit
How could you do junk like that
visual summit
You scared them 😔
cerulean kiln
bye have fun doing uni stuff
serene mortar
🚬
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBAHAHAHAHOOOOOOHHHHH AAUUUUGGHRRR RNNOOOOOOOOOOIIIOOOOIIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
serene mortar
@edgy shard
cerulean kiln
serene mortar
serene mortar
heres my ride outta here, 🚬 see you'se later
NOOOOOOO NOOOOOO COME BAAAACK NOOOHOOHOHOOOOOOHIOIIIIIO
edgy shard
Hugo 🥹
serene mortar
it is so junkover…..
edgy shard
Next time, buddy,,, next time,,,,,
visual summit
No chicago for you
cerulean kiln
it is so junkover…..
serene mortar
I DONT GET PING NOTIFS IN FORUMS WHAT THE HELL
THERES NO NOTIF OF ME GETTING PINGED
knotty minnow
<:clueless:981490972200431637>
gonertilda
visual summit
cerulean kiln
edgy shard
OH MY ACTUAL GOD
edgy shard
Gruntilda sendoff lorepost
I WAS JOKING WHHSVSHSVRBZF
WITH THE ENDING QUOTE AND EVERYTHING ABHEBSGEHAVHDHSGEVA
cerulean kiln
serene mortar
cerulean kiln
Sorry if i butchered chicago or smth btw, i only recently started to write))
serene mortar
GAH FUCKIN DAYUM!!!!!
also from my pov, as n1 chicago fan I say you’ve done a VERY good job at writing him here
cerulean kiln
Thank you! Bye bye gruntilda
jolly yarrow
Based Doug Doug
maiden oyster
Is gruntilda back yet 😕
wild pilot
She got killed by pibby and banban doing the fusion dance
rigid isle
She got killed by pibby and banban doing the fusion dance
most normal megamixcord event
jolly yarrow
cerulean kiln
I'm going to give everyone a heart attack by randomly sending a message here
willow stag
jolly yarrow
I'm going to give everyone a heart attack by randomly sending a message here <:c...
fan choice friday ratio
deft badge
maiden oyster
I'm going to give everyone a heart attack by randomly sending a message here <:c...
You got me so god damn excited
silent spindle
boo
shell magnet
the gruntilda that stole Christmas
jolly yarrow
serene mortar
LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER
knotty minnow
Not quite.,,
pulsar leaf
silly donkey kong!
silent spindle
i dont think gruntilda was ever real actually
i think it was a lie made up by the government to sell more drugs and alcohol
jolly yarrow
That bitch tried to kill me
silent spindle
i think youre a paid actor
cerulean kiln
Out Of Character nail here, yo, I can still hear her laughter whenever I have to go to sleep, I genuinely feel like i was haunted and the voices sometimes come to haunt me in rhyme, worse of all, once i'm done, Draedon will join her
spring edge
what about santa
shell magnet
cerulean kiln
silent spindle
paid actors
spring edge
#netherrack-nightmares
cerulean kiln
Literally why did it take off as much as it did, why
jolly yarrow
It was funny
cerulean kiln
cerulean kiln
🚬
HACK HACK COUGH COUGH ARGH, I'M STILL'S NOT USED TO SMOKING, I PREFER SMELLING MY OWN GAS... BUT ONLY FOR TODAY, GRUNTY'S BACK AS A TOOTH AND EYE MASS...
serene mortar
cerulean kiln
I'S DON'T NEED THE ESSENCE ANYMORE, THAT PUNY ORANGE HEART THAT I'VE ONCE HELD IN MY PAL, NOT AFTER THE ROTTEN CORE, THE NAILS IN THE HANDS, THE NEEDLE IN THE ARMS, THE BOULDER, AND THE BOMB
shell magnet
I don’t think me burning the witch will work this time
feral quiver
Hey grunty can you turn on the lights i can't see you in the dark like that
cerulean kiln
THE LIGHTS WENT'S OUT, BECAUSE I OWN SO MANY DOLLARS IN ELECTRICITY BILLS, I'S IN SO MUCH DEBT THAT THE EXCACT NUMBER I OWE IS HIGHER THAN MY NUMBER OF KILLS.... 🚬
edgy shard
goooood fuckin’ gravy what happened
serene mortar
I spray gruntilda with water
cerulean kiln
YOU'S THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT ME WITH A GLASS OF WATER? I AM MUCH MORE THAN I USED TO, I SENT YEK'HKJAL TO THE SLAUGHTER...
earnest bear
gruntilda hitting the bong fr
shell magnet
Gruntilda will me burning you with my lighter work again? :T
cerulean kiln
shell magnet
Fuck.
cerulean kiln
I'S HAVE TO GO SCOURGE MORE FOLKS, SO I'LL START WALKING TO THE DOOR, IF YOU'S WANT MORE GUNTAGO WITCHANDS, GO WRITE YOUR OWN LORE ... 🚬
COUGH COUGH HACK HACK
silent spindle
I'S HAVE TO GO SCOURGE MORE FOLKS, SO I'LL START WALKING TO THE DOOR, IF YOU'S W...
You aren't real.
shell magnet
I'S HAVE TO GO SCOURGE MORE FOLKS, SO I'LL START WALKING TO THE DOOR, IF YOU'S W...
New lore: gruntago witchands likes the gold monster energy
serene mortar
I'S HAVE TO GO SCOURGE MORE FOLKS, SO I'LL START WALKING TO THE DOOR, IF YOU'S W...
you’re not real.
cerulean kiln
cerulean kiln
Gruntilda vs Supreme Calamitas
Playstation All Stars Battle Royale style Rival Cutscenes, both sides
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XK0H9oVmUREIMqB_-SHtIVQHDJIz78Ck2NU7ot7sMWI/edit?usp=sharing
ruby violet
Ah, PSASBR, good times...
cerulean kiln
maiden oyster
I miss gruntle
shell magnet
Same
cerulean kiln
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shell magnet
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
cerulean kiln
YOU WISHED FOR GRUNTY BACK, AND YOUR WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED
THAT EXECUTABLE M, HAS BEEN EXECUTABLY SUPPLANTED
5 YEARS OF MASHUP WEEK? OOH, HOW NICE AND FINE
BUT DON'T FORGET THAT MEGAMIX STILL IS FOREVER MINE!!!!
shell magnet
The goat has returned
cerulean kiln
SINCE I AM BACK HERE, THE OTHERS WILL BE BACK TOO!!
BUT NAILITPER CAN ONLY HAVE ONE ACCOUNT, SO HERE'S WHAT WE'LL DO.
I'LL REOPEN THE Q&A OF THE CAST OF THE DRAGON ROAR
DRAEDON, ME, LOUIE AND NAIL, AND EXECUTABLE M WILL HEED YOUR CALL!!!
HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAH
cerulean kiln
tacit surge
miku
little shell
hi miku
tacit surge
Hello!
cerulean kiln
HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED GRUNTILDA'S TEMPORARY DOMAIN,
BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON, OR YOU'RE IN FOR A WORLD OF PAIN!!!!
tacit surge
YOU HAVE NOW ENTERED GRUNTILDA'S TEMPORARY DOMAIN,
BETTER HAVE A GOOD REASON, OR...
Popipo
cerulean kiln
WHAT DO YOU EVEN MEAN WITH POPIPO???
DID YOU HAVE A GRAMATICAL TYPO??????
languid finch
WEE WOO WEE WOO
THIS IS THE POLICE
WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP
cerulean kiln
YOU THINK THIS IS THE FIRST TIME GRUNTY HAS DEALT WITH THE COPS?
HOPE YOU LIKE KARATE MOVES, BECAUSE HERE COMES THESE CHOPS!!!
thick scarab
GRUNTILDA!!!!
I HAVE COME TO SEEK YOUR LYRICAL RHYMES
COMBINATIONS OF WORDS SUCH THAT THEY MEDDLE WITH THE MORTAL MIND IN WAYS UNEXPLAINABLE
I SHALL ATTAIN THIS MIGHTY POWER ONE WAY OR ANOTHER
IF NOT
ILL ROAST YOUR MOTHER!!!!
cerulean kiln
WHY DOES EVERYONE ASKS ME TO TEACH THEM HOW TO RHYME LIKE A TEACHER?!?
WHY WON'T YOU ALL LEAVE ME ALONE?!? I DON'T CARE YOU CREATURE!
THIS IS SIMPLY THE WAY THAT I TALK, AND ALTHOUGH FOR MY GREATNESS YOU ARE A PREACHER
IF YOU BELIVE I'D CARE ABOUT YOU, EVEN WITH THREATS, YOU'RE QUITE A REACHER!!
languid finch
JUST GIVE THE MAN RHYMING LESSONS, IT AIN'T THAT HARD
DUNNO WHY ANYONE WOULD WANNA TAKE LESSONS FROM YOU THOUGH, YOU GREEN UGLY TUB OF LARD
cerulean kiln
MY LARD IS THE SLIMIEST OF THE ENTIRE LAND OF HAGS,
IT'S A TESTAMENT TO MY BEAUTY UNDERNEATH MY RAGS,
IRONICALLY, YOUR INSISTANCE MAKES ME WANNA HAVE GAGS
NOW SCRAM, OR YOU'LL END UP LEAVING ON SEPARATE BAGS!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
obsidian bone
these are quite great rhymes, gruntilda
everyone always comes around to get some for dinnah!
tacit surge
Gruntilda is back!
cerulean kiln
GUYS HELP, I AM NAILITPER SHE TOOK OVER ONCE MORE PLEASE RELEASE ME))
tacit surge
Consider this a...
PUNISHMENT Nail...
well you didn't really kill anyone..... and uhmmm...
I LIKE SEEING DESPAIR OKAY!
shell magnet
Consider this a...
**PUNISHMENT** Nail...
Holy shit monokuma real
