#Norri’s Doodle Dungeon

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vale storm
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||I think Stinger Flynn has depression||

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||BANBAN STOLE OUR PANCREAS.||

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||THE FUNNY QUOTE IN CHAPTER 1 WAS FORESHADOWING FUCK OFF.||

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||Anyway EVIL BANBAN?????||

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||WHY????? HOW?????||

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||WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE THE JELLYFISH NOW???||

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||YES. YES I’M SO FUCKING EXCITED TO DO THE FUCKING CANNON MINIGAME AGAIN.||

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||Garten of BanBan 3 is a first person shooter.||

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||Slow Seline running away has unironically been the funniest thing here||

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||WE’RE IN GAY BABY JAIL||

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||WAIT WAS ALL OF THAT A FLASHBACK??||

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I need to. I need to take a minute.

tired coral
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diana kubler-ross five stages of grief model in real time, 2023, case study on subject Norwegian Virginity-Perineum

west jolt
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you say this like me calling the sheriff’s section a lil darkie source wasn’t what made you turn off the stream

vale storm
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Shelb.

west jolt
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hi

vale storm
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If I were you I’d start running.

west jolt
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don’t need to run, you’ll just age rapidly on the beach that makes you old

vale storm
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I’m actually going to fucking kill you Shelby

west jolt
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the rocks, norri

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they make you old

tired coral
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the rocks in the cliff

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the coral is safe though

woven thicket
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lol

west jolt
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the coral is fine

woven thicket
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RAP MUSIC starts playing

stuck oxide
vale storm
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ANYWAY LET’S CONTINUE SHALL WE.

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What fucking minigame is coming up next

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||ANOTHER FUCKING ROBLOX OBBY||

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||Did Stinger Flynn gaslight us||

stuck oxide
vale storm
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||WHO. ARE YOU.||

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||NABNALEENA LORE. FUCKING NABNALEENA LORE.||

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||WE’RE NOT BRINGING THIS FUCKER TO LIFE.||

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||THIS IS JUST SURGEON SIMULATOR.||

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||PUTTING THE MONOTONOUS FUCKING ANNOYING ASS CHASE MUSIC OVER THE SHITTY FUCKING SURGERY MINIGAME. GREAT IDEA.||

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||Gotta love how this goddamn thing requires you do to like a million things at once.||

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||My overstimulative ass would not survive this||

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||FUCKING FINALLY||

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||”I hope that wasn’t too hard” FUCK YOU||

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||”It’s time for a spidery reunion”||
Are you telling me they’re

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Are your. Teluinjbyg me thjeyryre makikeba a

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ARe you rtejetrlijhb me stehjjr6re makdjingbsomebsory of sp

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Some soeortn fo fou3tbsjtbdjksnjfvjgbskbjdebjkfyt

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Ftufwduycfwgmsvjdhwetudhjghguyj&*(:fMFMAMHGBGAGHGEYGGYAAAAAAUAGUHUGG

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OSME SORTET OF SPKOIRUDER GABG

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FUCKING GUGUGYGEGYYAYYYUAHAHHWHHEUWUHEHAHHAHAHAHHEAAAAAAAA

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We ‘r e h alfwa y t hro u gh t he ga aa a aa a aaa a m e : )

woven thicket
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spider assembly called

vale storm
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GGSHYAGYAGYAGAGAAAAAAAAAA

west jolt
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spider assembly called

vale storm
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||THE SPIDERS STARTED FUCKING||

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||(the spiders did not start fucking)||

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||Singtrtehr Flyubnu Is Bakcn||

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||YOU CAN SEE THE POLYGONS ON HIS FUCKING TENTACLE||

woven thicket
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||THE BANBAN CAR||

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||WHO YOU RIDING WITH||

vale storm
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||THERE IS A CUTSCENE
YOU ARE IN A CAR
STINGER FLYNN IS DRIVING
OPILA IN THE FRONT SEAT
CAPTAIN FIDDLES IN THE BACK SEAT||

west jolt
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||SQUAD PULL UP IN THE BANBAN CAR WYD WYD WYD WYD|||

vale storm
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||I TAKE IT BACK THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT HERE||

vale storm
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THIS IS FUCKING SKYRIM

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THIS IS FUCKING SKYRIM.

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||Opila bird continues to be the best character||

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THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING CUTSCENE

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I’M ACTUALLY SOBBING IT WAS ALL WORTH IT FOR THIS

woven thicket
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that one

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that one cutscene made the game all worth it

vale storm
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It was alllll worth it for this

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||THIS BITCH IS BACK||

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||JUMBO JOSH IS COMING BACK YESSSSSS||

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||Nabnab is dead||

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||So long, third best character in the game||

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||Anyway we’re playing FUCKING red light green light with Jumbo Josh||

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I swear every single aspect of this game is designed to make it as long and tedious as possible

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It is made to stall

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It is made to ensure that you can’t refund it

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And even still, EVEN still, a majority of people still can

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||Ok I guess we’re just chill with Banbaleena now||

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In my insane stupor I failed to realize I hit 2000 messages in this channel

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Truly tragic

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Anyway uh uh thank you guys for supporting this forum, it’s been a wild ride prettypleades

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anyway back to hell

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||TARTA BIRD??? WHO THE FUCK IS TARTA BIRD???||

vale storm
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||OH BOY! MORE FUCKING MATH!||

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||Mr. Kabob.||

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||Mr.
Kabob.||

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||New third best character||

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||Why are there so many doors||

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||uh oh||

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||WHAT. THE FUCK. ARE YOU.||

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||LIZARD???||

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||BOSS FIGHT???||

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||This track is firrre it better get pulled somewhere at some point||

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||Fr though this is like. The least fitting music they coulda chosen.||

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||Aaaand it’s dead||

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||We never even learned its name 💔||

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||DOES THE BIG SCARY THING FROM CHAPTER 2 HAVE LORE???||

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||BABY OPILA.||

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||OHHHH SHIT IT’S TIME TO RIDE THE BIRD||

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||AHAHHEHAHEHHE YOU JUST JUMP ON||

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||BANBAN has been gaslighting us???||

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||BANBAN IS DEAD???||

vale storm
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||WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING||

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||EVIL BANBAN IS HERE||

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||can ‘t be l iev e Ban Bban got Scoungled||

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||Scrogd||

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||Scapular||

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||Scrorugrd||

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||Scones||

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||My favorite part of Garten of Banban was when Banban killed Ace D Copular||

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||YEAAAAH JUMBO JOSH GET HIS ASS||

stuck oxide
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||BANBAN QUICKHANDS||

vale storm
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||STING!E FLINGLE IS HERE???||

frigid dragon
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how long is banban i might watch through it in vc

vale storm
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||WHAT IS HAPPENING||

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||DON’T TELL ME WE HAVE TO FIND THE COWBOY FROG. NEXT GAME.||

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||DON’T TELL ME THIS IS THE END.||

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||FUCK.||

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||At least we got to take baby Opila bird with us ooooough||

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Ok final thoughts

stuck oxide
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kill me

vale storm
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Aside from that one cutscene, this was unironically one of the worst experiences of my life.

frigid dragon
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youre doing a great job of selling me on this

vale storm
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It’s 1 hour long but feels so, so much longer.

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Do not buy this game. Do not play this game. Do not engage with it in any way, shape, or form. It will not be worth it. It will leave you feeling completely and utterly hollow.

frigid dragon
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ok but what if i did it in vc

vale storm
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Echo, buddy, pal, that will not stop the inevitability of emptiness

strange hearth
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i cant believe i missed norri going insane over the dogshit mascot horror game

vale storm
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Dude
When you think about it
Isn’t salt just flavored sand

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At the end of the day they’re all rocks

tired coral
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please dont spoil this next time çlicking through everything hurt clueless

strange hearth
vale storm
tired coral
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clueless no youre fine im just complaining about the most nothing thing ever

vale storm
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Tonight has been one hell of a night

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There are many thoughts ricocheting around my brain

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Some are fun, some are sad, some are Garten Of Banban 3 Full Gameplay No Deaths No Commentary 4k

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It is verrrry loud in there

drowsy ember
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did you beat it in under 2 hours

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im gonna have to live with the fact i was one of the first people to beat the game, under 2 hours started playing minute 1

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bought the game 2 minutes early

vale storm
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Dani it was a horrible and soul rotting experience and the hollowness it left me with led to my inevitable overstimulation

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And I didn’t even play it I watched a commentary free playthrough on youtube

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How are you still alive

vale storm
drowsy ember
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three birds with one stone!

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three birds with one stone!

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three birds with one stone!

vale storm
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three stones with one bird!

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you’re gonna get ban-banned!

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three stones with one bird!

drowsy ember
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give me your pancreas!!!!

vale storm
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three stones with one bird!

drowsy ember
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three stones with one bird!

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three birds with one stone!

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did you get stuck at the fucking

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elevator

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at the start

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the buttons were on the elevator roof its such a dogshit design

vale storm
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Oh no the elevator is the worst fucking part

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And this is taking the dollhouse minigame, the surgery minigame, AND the cannon minigame that they made you play AGAIN even though it was the undeniable WORST PART of the second chapter, into account

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In the playthrough we watched it actually softlocked when Banbaleena left

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They had to restart that section

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Flawless game design

drowsy ember
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for exmaple our good rng was it only did like 3 buttons

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two top ones and a bottom one

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but yeah worst game by far

vale storm
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Ok but like
This is from someone who can’t pay attention to more than two things at once

drowsy ember
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my brain is constantly firing but it stops for ban ban.

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DID YOU

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||DO THE BIRD TRAINING CORRECTLY AFTER THE BOSS FIGHT||

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||BECAUSE IF YOU FUCKED UP YOU HAD TO REDO THE ENTIRE BOSS FIGHT||

vale storm
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The surgery minigame is likely the least offensive of the three I listed (with the dollhouse one being, yes, the worst) but. Come on. Having to manually switch tools to do each separate thing that you have to do all at once.

vale storm
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YEAH I READ ABOUT THAT IN RETROSPECT

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DID THAT HAPPEN TO YOU

drowsy ember
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yes

vale storm
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Dan.

drowsy ember
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i still beat the game in an hour 30

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im so good.

vale storm
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Dani Dani Dani I’m so sorry

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THAT’S THE THING RIGHT

drowsy ember
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its probably because i first tried ||the cannon, surgery and dollhouse||

vale storm
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I completely forgot about the boss fight I’m being honest
It might actually be up there as one of the worst segments too

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Mainly because

  • There was no buildup in any way shape or form
  • There is no real reason for it happening
  • You have to use the slow ass drone
  • It takes forever
  • It just seems taped on as an afterthought, like. It doesn’t fit in any way shape or form
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  • They finally have a new track for this, but Jesus Christ is it the least fitting thing ever
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I genuinely can’t tell if it’d be better or worse for them to use the droning monotonous looping chase theme instead which for SOME reason they thought it’d be a good idea to add in the surgery minigame
That’s the primary reason I dislike it, actually
Because it takes a good goddamn while, and the ONLY fodder you have is that FUCKING LOOPING CHASE THEME

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That’s the thing about this game
It tries so hard to pad for time, so hard to make things as tedious and dragged out as possible, so hard to make it unrefundable
And yet, still, a majority of people have been able to complete it in under two hours

twin valve
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inb4 garten of banban 4: desert bus edition

vale storm
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Kentucky Derby time

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To those who are watching who’re we bettin’ on

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Family made us pick names out of a hat (literally)

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We are wagering money on drawn straws

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This is gonna be interesting

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Now I know one of these mfs ain’t named “Two Phil’s”

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the straw I drew was in third until the last minute ooooough

vale storm
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Life was good on hot dog stand

vale storm
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I’m so. Tired. What the hell is this and why was it in my feed

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Why is it implying that lava sharks exist

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Why are there sharks in volcanoes

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Ain’t it a bit hot in there

latent zealot
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the heat rolls off their skin because it's so smooth

tired coral
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only if youre a pussy

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sharks arent pussy sharks are BADASS and LIVE IN VOLCANOES

frigid dragon
blazing pecan
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I swear everyone knew about lava sharks

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God 7 year old me was obsessed with them

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I rented out his like massive lava shark fact book from the library and read it every night

blazing pecan
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Thanks Dani

tired coral
vale storm
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Thanks Dani

tired coral
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@vale storm

strange hearth
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why are we still here

frigid dragon
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WHY DO THEY HAVE LGBTQ+ ANTHEMS

radiant star
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one of them might be gay

vale storm
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Vile. Vile and evil.

frigid dragon
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tired coral
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tag yourself! 😊

stuck oxide
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I’m a tonian gamer

twin valve
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<-this mf carbonIFEROUS

vale storm
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The urge to maim grows ever-persistently

radiant star
vale storm
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What is it with Charater AIs going insane whenever the phrase “I’m SpongeBob” is said

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What kind of cosmic horror is SpongeBob

tired coral
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are you a character AI

vale storm
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If you left SpongeBob and Chicago Quickhands in a room together who do you think would go insane first

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Personally I think it’d be a stalemate

tired coral
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chicago is insane already

vale storm
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No but like

tired coral
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spongebob is in a state of blissful ignorance with which he can will himself out of at any time

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spongebob is at peace, chicago is in a state of internal turmoil

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while chicago may destroy the body which ties spongebob to this mortal coil, spongebob's immortal soul shall reign supreme as the ultimate deciding factor of this fight

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spongebob, the idea

vale storm
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Fair point

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SHUT THE FUCK UP

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Fair point

tired coral
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that being said i wonder how much scourge soup spungbop could slurp up

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like if we dried him out real good

vale storm
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All of it
Nothing changes

tired coral
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and then just kinda

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throw him

vale storm
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SpongeBob was able to replace the moon

tired coral
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would he filter it?

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is spongebob chicago's kirby

vale storm
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Oh my god

tired coral
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@drowsy ember songebop i ened answer s . . now i ened answers now i need answers now i need answers now you fucking whore give me your money

vale storm
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ANSWERS DAN ANSWERS

tired coral
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SBOP

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sorry

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SPOB.

frigid dragon
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i hate to break it to y'all but this is literally just reinventing doatk

vale storm
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HOW IS IT ONLY WEDNESDAY

vale storm
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WHO IS THIS MAN AND WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE

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Don’t ask why that’s the picture I used

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ACTUALLY NO HANG ON WHY IS THERE AN ENTIRE COLLECTION OF PRIDE FLAGS WITH THIS GUY

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WHY?????

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I’m actually sobbing who is this man

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And why does he look like that

tired coral
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garfield

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hope this helps 😊

vale storm
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I know that

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I mean even by Garfield standards why is he built like that

blazing pecan
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He's a true blue Aussie

vale storm
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Can you confirm this

tired coral
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i just processed this i just wanted to harass dani clueless

frigid dragon
tired coral
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you're a fucking porifera

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sea sponge reaction gif

frigid dragon
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don’t make me clam react you

vale storm
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Today on “weird things I ended up unnecessarily invested in”

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This man doesn’t deserve half the shit that happens to him I swear 💔

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Anyway hey I’m finally living up to this forum’s namesake again that’s a first

strange hearth
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this is totally me when norri doodles on a dungeon

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also who is this

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too lazy to do like

5 seconds of research

vale storm
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Fuckinnnnnn Wooly from Amanda The Adventurer (spooky game)

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(Spoiler alert)
(Bad things happen to this man)

tired coral
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horse?

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whatd the horse do

vale storm
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THAT’S A SHEEP

vale storm
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“You can’t be here, I’m giving a speech.”
“no you aren’t”
“💀”

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I’m so fuckinh. Tired right now

west jolt
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go to bed

vale storm
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No

west jolt
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norripet 🛏️

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i'll even make you some tea to get ready for bed

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🫖 🥤 go to bed

vale storm
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that’s a soda cup

west jolt
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shut up and snooze

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dont ask questions

tired coral
vale storm
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THERE WAS NO HORSE

tired coral
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you're lying to me

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i can smell it, you fucking h

west jolt
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wait, i didn’t even see the horse drawing, he’s cute!!! great work norri!!!

vale storm
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NOT YOU TOO

vale storm
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Oh god.

fathom quarry
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Idk if this is a bad move it a good move

drowsy ember
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like incredibly bad

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every single dev does not want it only the co founder does

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to be more like twitter

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anyway enjoy losing your name if it isnt too unique or having to spend hundreds of dollars to buy it back from someone

little pond
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im prolly not gonna be hayato anymore so that’s fun

limpid matrix
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Discord on their way to fuck up every single feature on their platform while finding newer and newer ways of being insufferable

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@clyde go fuck yourself

vale storm
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And I’m also thinking like

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I know this is definitely not the thing to be worrying about here but is this gonna fuck with voting procedures?? Cause a lot of folks have been using the “include your username and number” thing for a good while I assume
In what way will it fuck with it? I’m not sure, but like. It has to fuck with it in some way right

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I might be wrong though
And again, this is definitely not the thing to focus on here

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It’s moreso a needle in a haystack made of needles

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That aside though yeah this is gonna. Suck. For a lot of people.

drowsy ember
drowsy ember
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dont worry we've got shit planned

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more work for vote soters yaaaaaaaayyyyyy

limpid matrix
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i want to burn this platform to the ground

vale storm
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Dani I’m genuinely so sorry

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Not I’m sorry in a “lmao yeah this is my fault” kind of way I’m sorry in a “I’m sorry for your loss” kind of way

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Like I’ve already heard that vote-sorting can often be hell, and with this whole mess coming into play soon
Eegh uncomfortable

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I know there ain’t much I can do to help, but I’ll be wishing you guys the best all the way

strange hearth
vale storm
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I really hate to say it but yeah I’m fairly certain you’re at decent risk face_holding_back_tears

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Dude this is like the fuckin. Thanos snap
Half this goddamn server will probably have to be reincarnated

strange hearth
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I know im fucked cus that name deeefinitely aint original enough to leave unscathed
and theres no way im paying out the ass for a username

vale storm
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It’s stupid

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It really is

tired coral
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i'm 110% fucked

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both dani and hayato know another deusexmachina

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my only hopeful saving grace is i have nitro

vale storm
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Deus what are you gonna do if you get snapped ohhhno

strange hearth
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i'd change my name to "fuck you co-founder of discord" but i have a feeling that name would already be taken at that point

vale storm
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LMAO

tired coral
rain arch
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going back to skype

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twitter saved!?!?!

tired coral
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thougt he said spyops

drowsy ember
tired coral
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aauauuahgh

vale storm
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DEUS NOOOO ohhhno

drowsy ember
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also twitter has started fucking DELETING ACCOUNTS THAT ARE "INACTIVE"

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INACTIVE IS IF YOU HAVENT LOGGED IN FOR 30 DAYS

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NOT LIKE YEARS OF INACTIVITY 30 FUCKING DAYS

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guac's account is dead rip

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the purge is starting

blazing pecan
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Actually insane

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Like man imagine losing these memories of dead friends and family members

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I'm all for killing the 2008 accs that sent 3 tweets and have no profile photo and have some cool @, but man 30 days is way too short

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Anyway thanking the lord I made my account in 2017 so no other miljk could swipe the username

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Still god awful decision

fathom quarry
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I just hope no person named Nmac existed before me

blazing pecan
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Apparently all the staff of Discord hate the new feature as well, but it's just one co-owner that's crazy adamant

drowsy ember
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hopefully not but yeah common ass usernames are gonna get swiped and i think theres a possibility of collateral like if someone grabs milk theyll get miljk, millk, miilk, mihlk, etc

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ive seen some crazy shit done with discord bot accs in my time moderating, for example there once and probably still is like a couple hundred alts of me that are like "daniellaisslurinside" or just my username but with different numbers

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fun fact since he has partner luke is 99% gonna get "theguy" and then get targeted by scammers Clueless

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OH YEAH SCAMMERS ARE GONNA BE RAPID NOW BECAUSE INSTEAD OF LIKE HAVING THE NUMBERS SO ONLY SOMEONE YOU WANT TO FIND YOU CAN FIND YOU PEOPLE CAN JUST SEARCH YOUR FUCKING NAME LIKE TWITTER AND HARASS YOU/TRY TO NOW STEAL YOUR USERNAME WITH HACKED LINKS OR SHIT

stuck oxide
vale storm
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Oh my god that’s right 🥹

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This is. Actually 1984. Not even joking

fathom quarry
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We need to bully the co owner into not doing this

vale storm
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OK SERIOUSLY THOUGH DID THEY. DID THEY EVEN THINK ABOUT ALL THE DOWNSIDES HERE

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Can’t believe we’re entering the Discord Great Depression

fathom quarry
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We need to picket virtually against this

limpid matrix
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I love useless changes for the worse 🤗

vale storm
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Amen uncomfortable

little pond
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so awesome so cool

rain arch
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bro I'm fucked jacket guy is such a common username

drowsy ember
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fun fact this was suggested months ago (vote sorter chats been following it) and they stayed as fucking quiet as possible because NOBODY wants this

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let me find when we first talked about it

rain arch
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I'll probably go with SFjacketguy like my twitter handle

drowsy ember
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18th of march

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the only fucking reason they are doing this is to try turn nitro into twitter blue and turn discord into twitter 2

sudden inlet
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why in gods name would you chase twitter blue of all things

drowsy ember
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remember when they did the stages anyone can see thing and it flopped hard this is version 2.0 of that

sudden inlet
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my brother in christ it is an objective failure commercially

drowsy ember
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i 100% think by the end of the year you will have like

rain arch
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social media platforms loves stealing from each other

drowsy ember
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a "for you" feed

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that people can post on

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and you can follow people

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like following a channel

sudden inlet
limpid matrix
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Finally, just what discord needed! To be more like one of the objectively worst social media platforms!

drowsy ember
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and then they will limit how many posts you can make a day unless you get nitro

drowsy ember
sudden inlet
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i know

rain arch
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if discord becomes twitter 2 I might actually delete the app

drowsy ember
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this shit

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because discord has a massive market here

rain arch
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but that would also be hella hard for me cuz I've made so many friends on here

drowsy ember
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150 million people approx probably more

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mostly gamers, mostly introverts

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that has not been tapped into

sudden inlet
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DONT SHOW THEM MEET N FUCK SILENT HILL

drowsy ember
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meet n fuck kingdom steve

sudden inlet
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MEET N HUH?

drowsy ember
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anyway i found out you can super react forums, this one gets a super ban ban

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im so fucking pissed at discord

rain arch
drowsy ember
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i cant wait for them to force keeping the AI chatbot on because that is 99% coming

sudden inlet
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maybe not

drowsy ember
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no i think so

sudden inlet
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isnt italy suing people over that shit

drowsy ember
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italy banned chatgpt

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not chatbots

sudden inlet
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ah

rain arch
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swear I'm gonna pick up programming classes and make discord 2

drowsy ember
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the reason 100% no way of spinning it around this is happening is because the big boss at the top wants more money

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discord is profitable, but it isnt making as much as it possibly could

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see why the co founder is literally the ONLY person who wants this change

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and every top exec that doesnt know what google is goes "oh twitter my grandson uses that!"

rain arch
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I'm just saying y'all skype died off cuz they added so many shitty updates nobody wanted to use it no more

drowsy ember
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THEY ARE GETTING RID OF THE GOOD IDEAS LIKE THE HOME THING AND SHIT AND LIKE FEATURED STUFF AND REPLACING IT WITH FUCKING TWITTER 2

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anyway discord sucks

rain arch
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I'm making the discord replacement I can't take this no more

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don't ask how cuz idk either

limpid matrix
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Fucking watch there be a discord replacement and in 8 years time that shit becomes tiktok 3 or smth

vale storm
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The one shining light at the end of this abysmal tunnel

rain arch
vale storm
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Coming soon: Cold War 2

limpid matrix
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So true actually

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I'm gonna take a pause from discord this shit is making me feel shit about the world in general and the fact we live in a society or whatever

vale storm
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Sorry ‘bout that, man

strange hearth
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why wont horrible things happen to powerful execs already

vale storm
#

Yeah no I guess I should uh
Heads up for anyone who comes in here later on and wants to backread:

It will not be a fun time, a lot of talk about inevitable bad things and society and all that

vale storm
# vale storm **WHAT**

If you want good times please direct your attention towards the Dirk Dinkum Pride Flag collection

tired coral
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guys give me ideas bc i am so fucked for getting my username

strange hearth
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random ass bible verse

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not the words
just the numbers to it

tired coral
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HAHAHAHHA

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i should do my favourite bible verse where its just a fucking death threat from god

strange hearth
#

i need to see this bible verse

sudden inlet
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cheering up the thread a little

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here is the big man

strange hearth
#

huge

tired coral
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HI FRASIERRRRR HIII

tired coral
# tired coral deuteronomy 28:20

"The Lord will send on you curses, confusion and rebuke in everything you put your hand to, until you are destroyed and come to sudden ruin because of the evil you have done in forsaking him."

strange hearth
#

_ _
that is a funny fuckin bible verse

vale storm
vale storm
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Going insane over this
https://youtu.be/YUDbfCWLCDk

IGN

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It’s SILLY CARTOON GAME ohhhhyeah
With VIOLENCE ohhhhyeah
Where you KILL PEOPLE ohhhhyeah

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GUNS LETSFUCKINGGOO

stuck oxide
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YES I’VE SEEN THIS OOUUGH IT LOOKS SO FUCKING COOL

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WAIT A MINUTE

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IT’S A MOUSE NOIR DETECTIVE ASWELL flabbergasted

strange hearth
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the game looks neat

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i remembered seein sumn bout it on discord at one point

frigid dragon
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rubberhose? murder? yeah thats norricore alright

fathom quarry
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I'm definitely going to check this one out

blazing pecan
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Worst comes to worst miljkmiljk is an option

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Only time I've really seen another miljk online was a last fm acc that was made in 2007 and has a total of 7 scrobbles

limpid matrix
#

I know I'm definitely gonna be in the clear. Definitely

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No one has ever been named Crash before

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Not once

tired coral
#

you can go back to crashmanwithaplan

blazing pecan
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Just make your @ Crash#4105

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With like the numbers

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Does the update allow hashtags?

tired coral
#

the option offered by the fucking guy trying to push it!!!!!

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when is this rolling out again btw

blazing pecan
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Don't think it's known yet

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Just says "Over the Coming Weeks"

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What happens to those inactive accs that don't chuck in a new @?

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Is just a username generated for you?

limpid matrix
blazing pecan
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If say @ miljk is taken from me, forcing myself to go with something like @ miljkmiljk, would I have to manually set my nickname as miljk in ever server then

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Or would there then be 3 layers of usernames
Your @, your display name, and then your server nickname

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The more I think about this update, the more I hate it

tired coral
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its almost like theres only one person who likes it and they arent fucking thinking about it

latent zealot
drowsy ember
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no symbols

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no uppercase letters

vale storm
#

Again, literally 1984

strange hearth
vale storm
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Remember,
When a video has “Epilepsy Warning” at the beginning, it likely has it for a reason

vale storm
#

Shut up you eat rocks

stuck oxide
#

AND?

radiant star
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you will lose teeth

strange hearth
#

bold of you too assume he got teeth

tired coral
#

he most certainly has teeth

vale storm
#

I got the marks to prove it [I say, holding up an arm with a comically large bite taken out of it]

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I still haven’t gotten the other one back

stuck oxide
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clueless I wonder who did that

drowsy ember
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and rose

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and mayo

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and random

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and el

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and yosh

vale storm
#

Today on “weird confessions about my childhood”

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As a kid, I was always unnecessarily afraid of that one guy from The Muppets that’d randomly appear and blow shit up

fathom quarry
#

Tbf that guy does look a bit unsettling

drowsy ember
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so i understand

fathom quarry
#

Spooky Voice KERMIT THE FROG

tired coral
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@vale storm DENNIS

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@vale storm DENNIS

vale storm
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NAHHH WHAT IS THIS NEW MOBILE PHOTO-SENDING FORMAT

tired coral
#

whats going on dennis

vale storm
#

MY SORRY ASS OPENED THE CAMERA LIKE 3 TIMES I ALMOST CASUALLY DOXXED MYSELF THIS IS ACTUAL ASS ohhhno

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WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

tired coral
#

hi peppino

vale storm
#

IF YOU WANT TO SEE THE NORMAL FORMAT YOU HAVE TO SWIPE UP AND CLICK “ALL ALBUMS” WHO ASKED FOR THIS

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It’s a minor inconvenience yes but one that has a nonzero chance of leading to me accidentally face-revealing or doxxing myself with a personal file

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Also now it’s more annoying to find and send older photos

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My lazy ass getting pissed off because now it takes 10 seconds to send a reaction image instead of 5 clueless

tired coral
#

just use gifs smh smh

vale storm
#

You’re right this is far better

vale storm
#

Just made soup, feelin’ alright : )

frigid dragon
#

pog

tired coral
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soup :)

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what kinda soup

vale storm
tired coral
#

d. d .i

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did you p. did you put the yippee in your fucking soup

vale storm
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Do you ever just Feel fear

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For no discernible reason

tired coral
#

anxitet y: 👍

blazing pecan
little pond
vale storm
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Dagwg I’ve taken so much Ashwaganda or whatevdr the fucki t’s called I’m gonna. Fucuking Pass out in 5 seocjnds lmao

vale storm
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Ok hi I’m alive again

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Anyway, Vriska Undertale.

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It has been driving me. Insane.

frigid dragon
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me too

vale storm
#

Sometimes I feel like I’m in a box
And no matter how many times I try to get out
I just end up in another box

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Anyway what if sharks did live in volcanoes that’d be insaaane

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I mean when you think about it have we ever seen inside a volcano

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Like sure we got cameras and whatever but like
What if the sharks are just reeeeeaaaaalllly good at hiding

strange hearth
#

ok but by that logic they'd probably be on land too

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and thatd never happen

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🦈 💻

little pond
#

what do you think about this porcupine

vale storm
#

What the hell am I supposed to think

tired coral
#

answer it.

rain arch
#

sorry! only two edm creatures allowed!

fathom quarry
#

Do You Think?

strange hearth
#

that's no good

vale storm
#

I’M ACTUALLY LOSING MY MIND OH MY GOD

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IT’S COMING BACK

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THEY’RE BRINGING TEE-KO BACK

#

THE BEST GAME FROM PARTY PACK 3 that never got a sequel IS COMING BACK I’M ACTUALLY GONNA CRY

fathom quarry
#

W

stuck oxide
rain arch
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I think the news has been out for a while

#

that new character hasn't been seen before to me though

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so that's hype

vale storm
#

I don’t check insta that often so this is big for me 🥹

strange hearth
vale storm
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It’s the Drawful owl,,,, the girlboss herself,,,,,

fathom quarry
#

What is this owl talk about again

Something about Jackbox?

vale storm
#

They’re starting to reveal the games for Party Pack 10 yeah

fathom quarry
#

Oh that's hype

#

This maybe the first time I give a shit about Jackbox

vale storm
#

PVZ Heroes is a fun game

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THIS IS SUCH A FUNNY IMAGE FOR NO GOOD REASON

frigid dragon
#

oh

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that reminds me i need to do the daily but its against wall knight so i wont get to have fun

vale storm
#

THEODORE CHIPMUNK IS YELLING SLURS AT ME THROUGH MY COMPUTER

tired coral
#

i'm up next

strange hearth
#

what a delightful day on the internet

limpid matrix
#

n

vale storm
#

My life is like a video game

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Trying ha4d dto beat tge stafe

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All whil I am shtill collecthing coinng

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Coidn

#

Coisns

fathom quarry
#

Coyns

strange hearth
#

Cods

blazing pecan
#

Real

vale storm
#

The purge has started

#

Still can’t believe they’re going through with this bullshit face_holding_back_tears

stuck oxide
fathom quarry
blazing pecan
#

SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password***..LOADING..▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR ! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Send this review to ten people who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

vale storm
#

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

blazing pecan
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SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password***..LOADING..▓▓ ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR ! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Send this review to ten people who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing friend.

fathom quarry
#

Is this the copypasta of the month?

vale storm
#

Today on “things I didn’t expect to hear in the wild”

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I was given a heart attack when I heard Slow Dancing In The Dark playing in a sushi restaurant

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Joji jumpscare flabbergasted

tired coral
#

tourneykids when they hear one of the most popular musicians in the modern era

vale storm
#

Look ok I just
Look
This was my first time hearing it in the wild

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I’m sorry for being the way I am 🥹🥹🥹

strange hearth
#

i'd understand if it was literally any other musician lol

tired coral
#

he is afaik the most popular asian-american musician ever

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needs source might be bullshitting

vale storm
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I’M TRYINGH MY BESTG face_holding_back_tears face_holding_back_tears face_holding_back_tears face_holding_back_tears face_holding_back_tears

strange hearth
#

if you or a loved one suffer from tourneykid brainrot you might be entitled to financial compensation

fathom quarry
latent zealot
strange hearth
#

skill issue

fathom quarry
#

You beat me to it miljk

vale storm
#

God.

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Damnit.

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What the hell??? Actual animation??? In a Banban teaser??? Impossible

#

I admittedly use that term lightly but. Still!! We’re making some sort of progress!!

#

That being said I find it somewhat ironic how despite having the least facial features Stinger Flynn continuously proves to be the most expressive character

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Like. His eye can move, which is more than can be said for like. A majority of other characters. And he can look mildly upset sometimes!! Two expressions!! That’s!! More than one!!

drowsy ember
#

Banban is gonna die

stuck oxide
vale storm
#

Garten of Banban? Nah, nah. Garten of Stinger Flynn

stuck oxide
#

stinger flynn my babygirl

vale storm
#

Hugo that is a jellyfish

stuck oxide
#

stinger flynn my babygirl

fathom quarry
#

I for one am excited for the new nab nab Content

woven thicket
#

Banban time

#

Stingjamin Flynnjamin

vale storm
tired coral
#

i mean you didn't die

vale storm
rain arch
#

this the discord update discussion dungeon now?

vale storm
#

Might as well be ‘cause I’m a whiny little shit who refuses to let this go clueless

#

And this is coming from someone who got lucky
Is my anger hypocritical since I’m not speaking from the perspective of someone who was forced to change entirely? Oh absolutely 100%
But considering this whole situation was stupid to begin with and, again creates more inconveniences than solutions, I feel like I have somewhat of a right to still be at least a little upset

stuck oxide
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NONONONOO NORRI NORRI NO

tired coral
#

happy birthday!

#

get in the fucking van, you piece of shit! it's UPDATE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stuck oxide
#

NORRI NO NORRI DONT LEAVE ME

tired coral
#

too late, hugo! we're going to DISCORD TOWN!

stuck oxide
#

agh DONT LEAAAVVEEMEEEEEEE

tired coral
#

it's like garten of banban, but with AI CHATBOTS

stuck oxide
#

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tired coral
#

oh shit what if they made an ai nabnab

#

@drowsy ember i have a business proposition.

stuck oxide
#

DANI DONT LISTEN TO HER

vale storm
#

This is probably the last time I’ll be bringing this shit up in this forum (probably for the best), mainly because there’s. Nothing much more to say. It’s happening, it’s happened, it’ll keep happening, and there’s nothing we can do about it.
It sucks, but corporations will be corporations. Discord’s very likely not going to go back on it’s word any time soon
C’est la vie, I suppose.

stuck oxide
#

FUCK YOU DISCORD GRRROOAAAAHH

rain arch
#

just gonna put my thoughts on this: is the update necessary? no. do I care? no. I don't think it's worth making that big of a deal over. again I think the change is odd and the attempt of making discord more like social media is a very weird business choice and the amount of character restrictions it has is kind of crazy, but other than that I don't really care about the update much at all, lol

drowsy ember
#

it is a big deal because its discord signalling that they are no longer a messaging app, this is now a full on social media

#

you can no longer only message people you want anyone can try add or message you

#

and this will lead to much more aggressive installments in the app like i said i literally think like next year we're gonna see the ability to do global "posts" like what the global stages were and people will have follow buttons

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and you can make posts or shit or have character limits removed with nitro

#

and in general the change is forcing a market of exclustivity "come to discord now, get your username before its gone!"

tired coral
#

absolutely

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discord was a completed product. that's the problem, they can't fucking market it then. so it's going to keep forcing updates, becoming worse and worse until it's shit, and then they'll move on to the next product

fathom quarry
#

Yeah I had to warn my friends about this update.

One of them wasn't even aware of it's existence. And hoping that his name was one that he made just now

rain arch
#

personally I'm more pissed about this bro WHAT THE FUUUUUUCK

#

locking permanent invites for nitro is crazy

fathom quarry
#

Okay that's a sellout move.

vale storm
#

Holy shit what

fathom quarry
#

That draws the line for me.

vale storm
#

I DIDN’T EVEN?? KNOW THEY WERE DOING THAT???

fathom quarry
#

My solution: Airstrikes/j

#

But yeah this is stupid

rain arch
#

wait it's not locked behind nitros it's just locked behind community servers

#

still stupid though

strange hearth
#

a lot of redundant n stupid changes
and a lot of jack shit people can do about it

vale storm
#

Marvelous

blazing pecan
#

Norri listening to the greatest album of all time

vale storm
#

It’s genuinely enjoyable which upsets me now I can’t bully you : (

blazing pecan
#

Norri becoming Doopee-pilled

#

Amy is next

vale storm
#

Overslept and missed the direct : (

#

Anyway ||New Mario??? New Mario. No Way flabbergasted||

#

||They got new fuckin plants n everything goddamn||

#

Wait

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||NEW WARIOWARE???||

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||HOLY SHIT||

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||HOOOOOLY SHIT||

#

||AND IT’S ACTUALLY WARIOWARE UNLIKE GET IT TOGETHER (Sorry Get It Together I love you Get It Together)||

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||PARTY MODE?????||

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I’M SHITTING BRICKS

#

I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER??????

#

WAIT

#

||NEW RHYTHM GAME MINIGAME COLLECTION????||

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||https://youtu.be/-RhYKb0IzNs D’AWWWWW IT LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOFY I’M IN LOVE||

Headbangers Rhythm Royale is coming to Nintendo Switch on October 31, 2023! Wishlist today: https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/headbangers-rhythm-royale-switch/

Headbangers Rhythm Royale is a rhythm-based, party game, battle royale mix full of music-focused multiplayer mini-games. Up to 30 pigeons battle it out to become the master headban...

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||Oh yeah and also Pikmin 4’s here I guess||

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But Jesus Fucking Christ I’m SO SAD I MISSED THIS face_holding_back_tears face_holding_back_tears face_holding_back_tears

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Like we got everything I mentioned above, ||The S&V DLC, New Persona 5, New Detective Pikachu, New Mario Kart Courses and Characters (THEY GOT THE FUCKIN WIGGLER), New Gay Rabbids, NEW MARIO MOTHERFUCKING RPG OUR BOY GENO’S BACK||

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And did I mention ||NEW MOTHERFUCKING GOD DAMN GOD BLESSED WARIOWARE
https://youtu.be/z4kkqicAeG0||

WarioWare: Move It! Is coming to Nintendo Switch on November 3, 2023! Pre-order today: https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/warioware-move-it-switch/

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Ah, but of course

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None of that truly matters

#

Because the true best game of 2023 has already been released
https://youtu.be/67pT2fP7lgQ

16 content creators from around the world meet up in Tokyo, Japan for some hilarious multiplayer action in Everybody 1-2-Switch!. The game is available June 30, 2023 on the Nintendo Switch system. Pre-orders are available now on Nintendo eShop.

https://www.nintendo.com/store/products/everybody-1-2-switch-switch/

#Everybody12Switch

Japan:
Yuk...

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I feel like I’m having a stroke watching this

#

Oh so they’re just trying to make it jackbox huh

#

100 people jesus fucking christ

#

When they said “Ooh Hah Ooh Hah Ooh Hah” I really felt that

woven thicket
#

Ooh Hah Ooh Hah Ooh Hah

vale storm
#

Ooh Hah indeed my friend, Ooh Hah indeed

fathom quarry
#

.

vale storm
#

Mario Kart

stuck oxide
#

mario kart

strange hearth
#

mario kart

vale storm
#

Who’s ready for a moral crisis babyyyyy 🎉🎉🎉

stuck oxide
#

YIPPEE I AMMMMM

drowsy ember
#

i need to convince you to come to the cadence side junkie

#

please

tired coral
#

buying hugo streets of rogue and letting him finally live out his power fantasy of killing poor people and injecting syringes he finds in trash cans

#

they'll love it i swear

stuck oxide
fathom quarry
#

If you do come to team cadence and cadence wins. I'll gift you a year of discord nitro

vale storm
#

I’m more torn on match ffffive? Than I’d like to admit

drowsy ember
#

norir please

#

we're losing numbers by the day

#

we need you

#

also hugo if you like ror2 remember cadence gets it

stuck oxide
#

idk brah I’ll just have to seeee

#

clueless it’s like very low chances though

radiant star
#

Hey everyone

vale storm
#

Oh no no don’t get me wrong Cadence has been growing on me even more as of recent (bear in mind that she is still a main, albeit my lowest of the six) and might take the 5th spot from Cobra soon (they’ve been flip-flopping back and forth recently)
However Guzma iiiis my highest secondary (currently) and I. Can’t deny myself my own roots and hyperfixations
So while (as of now) I am currently set on voting Cadence, it. Might come down to the tracks and their utilization of their sources.

stuck oxide
#

guzma better pull some HEAT

tired coral
#

come down to the tracks and their utilization
oh we're fucked

#

guzma pulls are insane its so joever he pulled POKEMON

woven thicket
#

Guzma has pulled

Pokémon Sun & Moon - Guzma Encounter

#

so yeah he has some pretty good pulls so far

vale storm
#

Wowza!!!!!

tired coral
strange hearth
#

cadence gets mad rat dead i have to vote for her

rain arch
#

honestly that match is the closest for me rn I'm slightly leaning on team cadence but I could switch to guzma at any time

vale storm
#

Yowza! the dread is kicking in!

blazing pecan
#

If Cadence pulls Pikmin 2 she's got my vote in the bag

vale storm
#

Sometimes I wanna

#

You know that scene in Multiverse of Madness where that one bitch kills Patrick Stewart

vale storm
#

https://youtu.be/C3XCaPkBBYw
Duuuuude this is gonna be firrrrre 🔥🔥🔥

Get the party started in Everybody 1-2-Switch! Play hilarious team-based party games with up to 8 players using Joy-Con controllers or up to 100 players using smart devices. Kick off the funfest on June 30, 2023 only on the Nintendo Switch system!

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#Everybody12Switch #Nintendo...

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limpid matrix
#

cadence on her way to pull necrodancer necrodancer and rhythm heaven:

#

oh wait i thought that was recent i

tired coral
#

I????

#

HUH??????

rain arch
#

norri why are you geno

vale storm
fathom quarry
#

GeNOrri

strange hearth
#

the more i look at this the more confused i am

vale storm
#

Garten of Banban is NOT a roguelike.

#

OR a dungeon-crawler.

#

Get out.

#

Evil Norri here
Crypt of the NecroBancer

vale storm
#

Another Successful Con 😎

west jolt
#

ok so i know the context of this but if i didn’t i would definitely think you just scammed someone

vale storm
#

Who says I didn’t

vale storm
#

Good news: I’m on a boat babyyy

#

Bad news: I will be missing for the next 7 days ohhhno

#

Good news: I’m on a boat babyyyyyyyy

#

Anyway it’s a shame that I’m gonna miss most (if not all) of the first match but fate’s just like that sometimes

#

Anyway, for the time being, I bid you all adieu

#

Godspeed, nerds

stuck oxide
#

HOLY SHIT NORRI’S ON THE DAISY CRUISER

fathom quarry
#

Is it a lil boat or a big boat?

strange hearth
#

bbye nort

fathom quarry
#

since norri is gone for a whole. who want's to volenteer as a stand in

blazing pecan
#

Norri for a Day.

#

8 contestant single elim bracket to see who gets to take over Norri's channel for a day.

#

Each person pitches what they would do and people vote on who they want to see win

#

Just to be clear this is a joke, and is an awful idea that shouldn't be done

stuck oxide
#

NORRI FOR A DAY

fathom quarry
#

I'm in for that

#

Norri For a Day

blazing pecan
#

Norri for a Day is an awful idea guys, I said it as a joke 😭

strange hearth
#

this is a bad idea

#

do not do thi

blazing pecan
#

We would literally be voting on real people

#

Like which real people we like the most

#

And your not even basing it on an unrelated aspect of them, like the sourcelists in self insert tournaments, you would quite literally just be voting on which real person you like more

#

It would just be a popularity contest, which is awful

#

No one needs to fill in Norri's channel whilst they're gone, it's not like it'll collapse without a leader

fathom quarry
#

Fair

vale storm
#

Holy shit guys Scott the Woz was there

blazing pecan
#

No way

strange hearth
#

what the FUCK

blazing pecan
#

Norir

#

Norri real???

strange hearth
#

norri frfr

blazing pecan
#

That week went by fast guys

fathom quarry
#

Welcome back

strange hearth
#

time sure flies

vale storm
#

Anyway hey guys, Norri here, texting from the good ol’ land of Wuhu Island Mexico
Don’t got much time to talk, just wanted to affirm that I’m. Y’know. Alive.

fathom quarry
#

Swag

vale storm
#

Also
Listened to the losers bracket track, that shit was absolute fire holy toledos

fathom quarry
#

Ikr

strange hearth
#

T R U E !

blazing pecan
#

norurri

#

norro

#

norri

vale storm
#

Thanks Miljk

stuck oxide
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HI NORRIII

vale storm
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HUGO

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I MISSED YA BUDDY

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Anyway, I must sadly make my departure for the forseeable future

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(We gotta get back on the boat)

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Godspeed, folks

stuck oxide
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salutestand I shall see you on the other side, bestie

fathom quarry
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See you later Norri

glacial epoch
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I AM TAKING OVER

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THE LOOK ON NORRIS FACE WILL BE SO FUCKING FUNNY

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FOR MY FIRST POST.

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FLUFFY MARIO. GOODBYE.

strange hearth
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holy fuckign shit

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what.

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what happened to him.

blazing pecan
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No way

limpid matrix
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I wanna chew on him

rain arch
radiant star
vale storm
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Anyway hey guys it’s me Norri from the Norri mythos again

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I don’t got much time but I have crucial information regarding mashup week lore, Scott the Woz told me himself

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And the crucial information is tha

stuck oxide
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penis

west jolt
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hope ur trip is going well norri!

tired coral
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have you fouind the one piece yet

fathom quarry
fleet wave
limpid matrix
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:homophobia:

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NQN IS A BITCHASS

drowsy ember
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false! forms are just brokey and dont let bots in

limpid matrix
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That doesn't change it, just means discord is also a bitchass

stuck oxide
limpid matrix
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Thanks hugo

stuck oxide
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yw :)

tired coral
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wait how long haev you been scout

stuck oxide
vale storm
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I’m back losers

limpid matrix
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That's unfortunate

(That's a joke wb)

west jolt
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welcome back norri!

vale storm
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Anyway after being kicked off the Daisy Cruiser for frivolous things such as “attempting to stab multiple people” and “smuggling multiple weapons through security” and “not being on the guest list to begin with how on earth did you get on here to begin with”, I have finally returned just in time to partake in the most psychologically self destructive week of my life

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On a lighter note, over the course of the last week I’ve made a small journal of my boat escapades
Here are some of my personal highlights, one per day

west jolt
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GONZO NOOOOO

strange hearth
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was it a cool hermit crab?

stuck oxide
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I LIKE RUN HEADFIRST INTO YOUR ARMS CRYING

strange hearth
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wait hugo you're scout tf2 now

stuck oxide
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yes

strange hearth
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awesom
wait does that mean you have a shotgu

stuck oxide
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POW!

YER FREAKIN HEAD’S GONE

strange hearth
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that aint good.

strange hearth
vale storm
tired coral
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hi norri

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was your burger good

vale storm
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yes

tired coral
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tjhats lovely to hear

radiant star
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Hi Norri

vale storm
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This will be me in 3 days (I will go missing. There will be no traces left behind. The authorities will not find my body.)

stuck oxide
fathom quarry
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Norri. Was it a big boat or a Lil Boat?

vale storm
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a what boat.

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It was a Big boat

fathom quarry
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Oh cool

vale storm
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||Shit, I still haven’t fully processed the fact that someone’s officially. Out. Like Out Out.||

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||And I don’t think I’m ready to||

strange hearth
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this is vital info

vale storm
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Very smal : )

strange hearth
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dats fuckin awesme

blazing pecan
vale storm
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so it’s time for the rapture, huh

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Gotta say, so far I’ve been holding up pretty we

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Ahem

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I’ve been holding up pretty well

little pond
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where did your arms go

vale storm
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budget cuts

little pond
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damn

strange hearth
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peak normalness.

vale storm
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chicken butt

fathom quarry
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Peak Post Norri

vale storm
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I gotta come clean

stuck oxide
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penis

vale storm
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Wayyyy way way before this match, I swore that I would recreate and reanimate this video when the time came
Unfortunately, my lazy ass procrastinated till like a week ago (shortly after which I had to get on a boat and vanish off the face of the earth for said week) and I realized there was no way in hell I’d be able to grind this shit out before the match ended
So unfortunately, it shall never see the light of day

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HOWEVER

stuck oxide
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ohhhno

HOWEVER

ohhhhyeah

vale storm
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I do have on hand a sketch of what would’ve been the first frame so like here ya go

strange hearth
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HIS FUCKIN FACE

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BRO IS SO HAPPE TO BE HERE

stuck oxide
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IM CRYING

strange hearth
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bro hittin th

strange hearth
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oh god you're right.

vale storm
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GET OUT.

stuck oxide
strange hearth
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rats

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rats

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we're the ratsHOLD THE FUCK UP DOES MADEON HAVE AMONG US DR

vale storm
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DID YOU JUST NOW NOTICE WEHEHEHEHSNEBHB

strange hearth
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YUP

vale storm
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ARTSY.

strange hearth
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HEY I DONT HAVE EYES OKAY THIS SHIT IS HARD

vale storm
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GET SOME????

stuck oxide
# stuck oxide

i just want you guys to know norri heard me laugh for so fucking long over this fucking image

vale storm
strange hearth
hard summit
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i need a better genocide acapella lol then id do a full thing

stuck oxide
vale storm
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LYDIAN I’M IN ACTUAL TEARS RN

stuck oxide
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^ I CAN VOUCH FOR THIS

strange hearth
hard summit
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cry more

vale storm
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Will do

stuck oxide
# hard summit had to

you need to eventually add the copypasta into it CRAZY? I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM. A RUBBER ROOM WITH RATS. AND RATS MAKE ME CRAZY! CRAZY?

strange hearth
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i have never heard of this copypasta

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i have now heard of this copypasta

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thanks youtube.

vale storm
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I am a very tired man right now

glacial epoch
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yeah they kinda look like the illuminati thing

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i get it

vale storm
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FUCK. YOU.

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Wait wrong response

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ahem
Yes Penguino that is exactly what I was thinking I am very glad we are on the same wavelength here

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Now go back to playing Super Meat Boy

tired coral
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norri why were you googling red triangle black background images anyways

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this feels self-inflicted

vale storm
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uh uh uh your MUM’S self inflicted

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wait

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ok no hang on I got this uh

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(I don’t got this)

tired coral
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you dont gotta rush ill give you time

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you got this i believe in you

vale storm
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uh uh

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dddddid you know that banana trees aren’t actually trees they’re just really big herbs

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I learned that yesterday it’s a pretty nifty fact I think

strange hearth
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hope this helps

glacial epoch
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the suffering has never been so sweet

vale storm
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That’s right keep up the good work

glacial epoch
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im so close

vale storm
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Dude that’s like 10% than 100%

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You gotta get that 10% man

glacial epoch
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im so close. i need that 10%

vale storm
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You go and get that 10% soldier

fleet wave
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NORRI WHO ARE YOU VOTING THIS MATCH

urban patrolBOT
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[Reply to:](#1073677042786255009 message) NORRI WHO ARE YOU VOTING THIS MATCH

I am a very tired man right now

Jump

[Go to message!](#1073677042786255009 message)

fleet wave
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Does this mean you’re voting the angry red man?

vale storm
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

vale storm
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(pos)

strange hearth
vale storm
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE DAISY CRUISER IS BACK IN MARIO KART

woven thicket
vale storm
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[I calmly walk into the forum]