#Norri’s Doodle Dungeon
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i mean he doesn't even become a real boy at the end
they go like 'oh pinocchio you're already a real boy even if you're a puppet just because someone different doesnt make them not person haha :)' which. like.
There are stories in which the conclusion can and should be humanity already existing within the inhuman, where a physical transformation would feel unnecessary and even counter to the themes.
Pinocchio is not fucking one of them.
Yeah no I didn’t even get around to ranting about the fourth act
Which is a shame because holy shit is it the worst one
Happy egg collecting day, everyone
Make sure to collect those eggs and show no mercy to the pathetic mortals competing against you
Who cares if they’re like 6 the sucrose is a priority
you are the egg
FREE ME
you are the walrus
I have so many regrets holy shit
a are you ok?
Big marshmellow
Damn right I did
Today’s been a dark chocolate kinda day
thats what id call a good day
Today’s been a black coffee kind of day
today's been a mario movie kind of day (I saw the mario movie today)
thats what id call a bad day
i'd just call it a tired day i like black coffee
The mug is empty
WHAT THE FUCK.
MAU5 from MonsterMau5 is the best friend to have. We can both confirm
norri how many fingers do you have
Like I not jokingly. How many fingers does your sona canonically have.
Today’s been a toast-cut-into-two-triangles kinda day
what does this mean
Yeah
_ _
yeah that was why i was asking that anyway
vsauce, michael here! where are your fingers
oh sweet
how many do you intend to keep
BASED?
I have tragically fallen victim to copyright infringement and have been issued a DMCA
Dani said that since she created Little Norri my sona was (by proxy) infringing on copyright
Therefore I had to change my PFP
this is libel, i did not create your pfp
please change the statement in your about me or i will be pressing charges

Do not question why I made it this
inside you there is a furry
let them out they wanna go run around cmon dude
LEAVE
pspspspspspspspsps

im not gonna lie it took me a while to realize your pfp wasn’t the jerma king of the junjle thing
Today’s been a Room-Temperature-Hot-Chocolate-In-A-Day-Of-The-Dead-Owl-Skeleton-Mug-While-Sitting-In-A-Dimly-Lit-Room-While-It’s-Raining kinda day
This one isn’t a metaphor that’s just what I’m doing right now
oh that sounds like a great day
I have come to confess something awful
So you guys know the song Caravan from Whiplash
Very good song, very near and dear to my heart, broke down when I heard the drum solo in HOTYZ
Yeah that
Well
I am very ashamed to admit that the reason I found out about it in the first place was because I heard a parody of it in an episode of Teen Titans Go
LET ME SPECIFY THAT I WAS HATE-WATCHING I DO NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM ENJOY THE SHOW TEEN TITANS GO
you know i was completely ready to forgive you until the part about you engaging in hate watching
LISTEN
Listen
It was on and I had nothing better to do
I’m not the type of person to buy HBO Max so that I can hate-watch Velma or something fuck that
good
So I guess it’s not so much hate-watching as it is
“I dislike this show but I cannot be bothered to change the channel so I’ll see what they cooked up this time”
also the show is occasionally 80% of cn so fair
yeah thats the only reason i hate the show
And here’s the thing
same
mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
It does have its fair share of good moments and decent episodes
Which hurts it all the more in my eyes
Because they can try sometimes, there are times where they put in effort to make something good
This isn’t exclusive to visuals because I understand that providing more outstanding visuals can cost a lot (especially considering this is a show that has to crank shit out every few weeks), it goes for the writing as well
what if i fucking killed beast boy and replaced him with a sentient duck
It also has a. A sort of demographic issue?? In my eyes??? Because one episode they’re talking about equity or something and the next they’re talking about. Fuck I don’t know shitting or something
But again, it does have its fair share of hits (which I have some shame in admitting)
For example
i just thought the show was fucking weird (but like, the bad weird)
and also i wanted to watch other cool cn shows and was pissed that it was on for so long
thats about it you have most of my thoughts on the show
Oh yeah no it gets reeeaally bad weird sometimes but no way in hell am I talking about that 
I will however say there is an episode that revolves around Robin losing his dumptruck ass by throwing it back too hard
The episode in question is a Goonies parody.
I will leave it at that
you make that episode sound way too good when you describe it like that
none of those words are in the bible i think
They are not
norri i await the unmixed concrete day
One day
thats probably a really nice day
“Funny reference” I say, taking every blue M&M out of the packet and downing them all in one go
THIS WAS A MISTAKE
fuck did you do
wow you actually did this
i thought you were just shitposting
And I take great pride in that
Last time I checked. Enigmas are immune to copyright
mhm yeah ok 65.32.82.174
Thank you Deuce very cool
damn deus wtf you got against enigmas
that wasnt their ip address those are the launch codes
oh sweet
I forgot they canonically made Robin a radical nationalist in this 
I FORGOT THEY MADE HIM FIGHT THE ACTUAL FUCKING QUEEN OF ENGLAND

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

hold on i have a very funny screenshot to find
HE SUMMONS THE STATUE OF LIBERTY TO FIGHT THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND WHO IS USING BIG BEN AS A NEON GENESIS EVANGELION MECH
i spent like 15 minutes in hayato's dms screaming about how bizarre the existence of a bluey fanbase is
THEY MADE ROBIN CANONICALLY KILL THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND

SCHLATT IS ROBIN
THEY PARODIED “AMERICA FUCK YEAH”

THIS IS A REAL FUCKING EPISODE

https://youtu.be/b_g_gNh1YVM
The Queen transforms Big Ben into a giant mech suit and uses biscuits and the 'knight' bus to defeat Robin.
Happy 4th Of July!!🎇🎊
Taken from episode "Hot Salad Water"
Teen Titans GO! and all related elements are courtesy of Warner Bros. Entertainment And DC Comics
you have no idea how funny this is to just randomly walk into
Today’s frivolous thing that Norri chooses to condemn to hell:
Those ads that forcibly stop your music and make it so that you have to manually go back into the app to resume it SCREW YOU
I FUCKING HATE THAT SHIT BRO
Those ads can kindly kiss my other cheek
always when I'm tryna switch the song bro
"wanna break from the ads?"
NO I WANNA BREAK THE ADS SPINAL CHORD
Not even from the music app itself it’s like
I’m scrolling through a website or using another app and that FUCKING STUPID ASS CLICKBAITY ASS ROYAL MATCH AD COMES UP AND SHUTS EVERYTHING ELSE DOWN FUCK YOU YOU OLD MAN YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING BAD THAT HAPPENS TO YOU
AND I JUST FUCKING GOT ONE 🥹🥹🥹
AUGH
Listen to music on one thing, scroll through on the other
no
That would probably help huh
I tried once
However
Is it a good solution? Yeah probably
Is it efficient? Not really, I am one lazy bastard
My reasoning exactly.
And if this is social media your talking about most of them pretty sure muting them once however auto stops the audio from playing. At least it does on Twitter, the only worth while social media.
I was using tumblr and every time I re-entered the app it’d stop it (despite me muting it) 💀
Is it really that inefficient?
Like if you have wireless headphones just link them up to your pc, if not then you can like just sit in your pc chair?
That's your problem. Your using Tumblr
Fair enough, I’ll take that L
I usually just put the music on when I'm scrolling discord or when I'm drawing
skill issue lmfao
Thank you Deus
or when I'm doing work for stuff like school
All jokes aside you do actually have a point, and what the hell maybe I will start doing that
idk how people do work with music
yw :)
I just can't
yeah i can't actually do work with music but i really am not fond of not having audio stimulus
Like even instrumental soft ambient shit is too distracting when I study
I just wanted to take this opportunity to shit on Royal Match
Especially if it's any kind of writing
it actually helps me a lot, not sure how about other ppl but for me it helps me get the energy I need to really focus on my work
Actually Merzbow unironically helps whilst studying
Like putting on something like Merzbient in the background has helped every now and then
thing is I rarely get to put music on while I work cuz teachers love being stingy 😭
"take your earbuds off" SHUT THE FUCK UP
no earbuds and no hoodies gotta be the dumbest school rules of all time
I understand not having the hood on the hoodie on. But no hoodie entity is bad
It’s time for another session of “Norri asks the chat something stupid”
Today’s topic; Animal Crossing!! It sure is a game, amiright folks
Out of the APPARENTLY 35 HOLY HELL different villager species, which one is your favorite, and which one would you be?
More information can be found here https://animalcrossing.fandom.com/wiki/Species
BUT SERIOUSLY 35??? THAT’S. THAT’S A LOT 
The one that fits In a blender the best
On an unrelated note; something devious is brewing
the several circles drawing
cat and deer are my favourite and i guess id have to be a cat
wolf gang rise up, we stay winning
i gotta move harder... wiser smarter.... talk stack..... think less.....
pics that go insane
i gotta less… wiser think stack… smarter harder… move talk…
think move.... i stack.... harder smarter..... gotta go pee.....
less wiser gotta… stack move… harder talk… i grink think
dancing.... walking..... rearranging furniture..............
Weaker.... Stupider..... Idiot.... I'm a fucking idiot.......
Heyyy Rose uh I don’t know if you’ll see this or not but hypotheticallyyyyy would you happen to know if this list is still the same 
#predictions message
Heyyy Rose uh I don’t know if you’ll see this or not but hypotheticallyyyyy would you happen to know if this list is still the same :prettypleades:
wait which one are you doing next i wanna be able to do some of them before you do all of them
i still hold firm that craig is a deoxys but they had a no legendary rule (except for bill)
(and roe)
(
)
Nnot 100% sure yet (since I’m not too sure how I’m gonna be dividing these sets up, be it by R1 matches, by teams/association, by contestant number, by whatever-the-hell-I-feel-like-doing-at-the-time) but I have been thinking about doing Madeon or/and Shizuku next, considering it seems like it’d be fun
(if I do decide to go by matches it’ll likely be Shizuku/Hot Ones because and if I do decide to go by number it’ll probably be in order 1-32 I don’t know)
They are simply, as the cool kids say, built different
yea it really cant be much else...

me slipping you a 20 to draw cadence as a meloetta solely for personal bias even though spoink fits better
Toxtricity ace would go hard thats all im saying
trueee
I had him on my team in Violet 
Raid battle
yea
can i do shizuku hot ones ive wanted to draw that one for a while
If you want to then go for it 👍
hell yeah
I should probably change my profile picture
Finally
Back to infringing copyright
Note to self: when this forum reaches 1999 messages think of something funny to say
might i offer "pee is stored in the balls"
norri you have a good 700 to go
1225
la pond
le pund
i live in poland but the old is silent help it burns i am being lightly seared on one side
LET ME OUT
burn
sautéus
i live in poland but the pan is silent please help it hurts to walk
Artsyyyy did you go to the beach that makes you old
actually i think it was the rocks on the beach
not the beach itself
something to do with the cliffs?
yeah id say so
id make scott a patrat instead but like. while the watchog is funny i dont like watchog's design at all so by executive decision ill just be ignoring that
HE DOESN’T KNOW ANY MOVES 
(The context)
https://youtube.com/shorts/yzmcACzguBo?feature=share
no moves, no ability, no item.
scott's watchog is one of the funniest pokemon from that video
i think the rotom is the funniest, and then also i really really like jawsh's which WASN'T IN THE HIGHLIGHT VIDEO!!! GRR!!
it was a magnezone with Anger Point
I should probably watch that huh
yesss..... yessssss....
Rose dragging me into the Alpharad hole
:)
you should watch every single video on alpharad plus deluxe gold
cowardice i love 2014 youtube content
I watched the video 
||SURSKIT CLUTCH
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||THE FINISHING ATTACK BEING THE SHINY MEWTWO SELF DESTRUCTING WAS SO CATHARTIC JESUS CHRIST||
||GODSPEED CHATOT
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Sometimes I miss Miiverse and Miitomo
Sometimes we need to ask ourselves, was there really a reason to get rid of them when they provided us with such wonderful gems
isnt it fucked up that "i wish squids were real" was a post made by the owner of duck world
like domohead is. around
theyre in this server
thats the same person you're shitting me
THEY’RE WHAT
On an unrelated note, today I’ve decided to listen to the album Three Cheers For Disappointment by The Arrogant Sons of Bitches
I blame Brax and Brax alone
yeah
Why is it always simple questions that give me life crises
“What kind of music do you listen to” “What do you like to draw” “Why do you like x” “What do you like about x” “What’s your name”
Why are you gay
It’s. The most simple shit ever and yet they almost always bring that throat knot with them
Why do I??? Not know how to answer this?????
I guess the better question is why do I not feel justified in stating my answer
Like. Deep down I do have an answer, I just don’t feel like I deserve to state it, or to have it as an answer, or that I need something better, or
That got very venty very fast I apologize
ANYWAY UH ARROGANT BITCHES OF SONS AM I RIGHT
Yeah
did you like the album? :)
yea 
yippee
you should listen to more ska punk
and punk in general
grahhhh check out streetlight manifesto for more ska punk
I’ll take note of this 

and then if you want literally any other punk recommendations i am right here raaghhh i know a lot about punk subgenres now

i did a
Iittle 
Hayato this is your fault
i know :)
Do any of you ever like
Wake up
While being awake
yes
It’s hard to explain uh
It’s like you’re awake and sentient and going about your day and everything and you just
Close your eyes for a second and when you open them again you suddenly feel lucid??? Sort of??? It’s like
You feel like you just woke up and everything before that suddenly feels like blurry and (occasionally) 3rd-person-POV
Like you remember doing things but you don’t remember choosing to do those things
If that makes sense
It’s weird
Ough a little worrying 
I got a lotta things I should probably get checked out but never really can
I’ll do it one day I swear
On an unrelated note
Today I learned that every battle, no matter how big or small, will end with Groudon spamming earthquake
oh so you are watching alpharad
They got me 
If I had a dime for every instance of peer pressure I gave into today I’d have THREE DIMES
AND THERE’S STILL PLENTY OF LIGHT IN THE DAY
norri you ever done heroin
I JUST WATCHED THIS HAPPEN
I JUST WATCHED THIS GIF PLAY SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE ORIGINAL FOOTAGE, IN NEAR PERFECT SYNC
That was a rush
like
stopping zoning out
or dissociating?
I don’t actually know
hopefully its nothing too serious
Fingers crossed
anyway on a lighter note
congrats on finding one of top ten reasons people know alpharad as a fucking anime villain
that top ten list does not exist due to the fact it would be too long to whittle it down to that number
So I’m worried I might be coming down with something
Nothing I can’t just brute force or power through, Y’know
Here’s the thing though. I got a lotta things going on these next couple days and if anyone in my family finds out I might have a cold there’s a dddecent chance they’ll want me to cancel and stay back
So I just gotta. Pretend I’m perfectly fine
Feels like I’m hiding a goddamn zombie bite man
I REALIZE IN RETROSPECT THIS SOUNDS REALLY BAD LET ME SPECIFY THIS IS NOT THE BIG C AND I AM NOT AN ANTIVAXXER
ok norri im gonna be 100% real i want to offer you advice or condolences or anything but because you said the zombie bite line literally all i can think about is schlatt's nude prison post-zombie outbreak society
???
ok i cant fucking find a clip of it
hold on
its a running bit through an entire chuckle sandwich episode
i CANT REMEMBER WHICH EPISODE IT IS 😭
and the clip on his clip channel isn't it
TAKING NOTES
Expect to see multiple of these in the near future
You have given me a powerful weapon, Miljk
why is your pfp the roblox chad face
Long story
is it the same reason hugo is yassified
Yeah
oh so you just had an aggie
Nah, Hugo did a doodle stream
(I forgot to change credit in my about me
)
On another note
Yeah I. I came down with the sickness hard
I feel weak as shit (which is saying something cause my ass is always weak) and barely cohesive which is. Not good.
I don’t like this feeling
I gotta be doing things and I don’t like that I can’t really be doing them
At the very least it should clear up by like
Tomorrow
Or the day after
Fingers crossed
christ norri please take care of yourself 🥹
:( take care of yourself and hope you get better
shoutout ludwig for allowing me to do the exact same thing and sorry to rwj i promise this isnt personal, i just want to farm subs
YEAH 
Me when my two current favorite creators went to the same high school
must've been the lead in the water
HUH?????
yeah this is true
God seeing that site is such a nostalgia trip
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
it can mean whatever you interpret it to mean
VARIATIONS ON A CLOUD IS ABOUT WHAT
WHUH#
ok you cant just drop this without context
now im scared
It is.
_ _
o k a y.
oh, you hadn't heard?
Original Video: No link because it's a movie
Gangsta's Paradise 8 Bit NES Remix: https://youtu.be/hw3zVnHHh1Y
Sound Variations / Vocodes Community Discord: https://discord.gg/ZxbuzRY
The audio/visual source/s in this video have been used in such a way as to create a new viewing experience for audiences.
#Vocoded #VocodedMovie #GangstasParadis...
(BY THE WAY, THIS IS REAL)
(THOSE WHO WANT TO AVOID SPOILERS, UH, PROBABLY DON’T CLICK ON THIS)
Current mood: this thing
https://youtu.be/H_33j-XQak0
Do you know Common Rain Frog?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breviceps_adspersus
Music: The Whisper Man - Short Version B
Song by LMOP
https://artlist.io/song/1714/the-whisper-man
potato fairy feels like a slur for irish people
@vale storm i have a question
norri, is the void on you like the pibby glitch
NO?????
huh, must be a pibby glitch
it is, theyre just lying
audio listeners, love ya to death, norri is currently sitting in a vc cackling to themselves researching pibby aus
i think they might've just found a full pibby video game?
no it's back to edgy pibby edits
pibbert
i've never resonated with an animal so much in my life
The most me-core video to ever exist
https://youtu.be/_Zdqa1iJauE
I DON’T REMEMBER MAKING THIS???
i remember
Shelb was this last night
Because everything that happened last night feels like a fuckin fever dream
idk what you're talking about norri this is a masterpiece
Idk norri those go hard
I think I vaguely remember having a mental and/or physical breakdown while making this
Shelb can you confirm or deny
Music: Don't Preheat Your Oven Because If You Do The Song Won't Play (Old) (Beta Mix)
Composer: ClascyJitto
Playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLL0CQjrcN8D2HIsYqYaa55w6dHvgpK_d-
Platform: PC
Please read the channel description.
Norri we said “hey it’s the mice that fuck when they evolve”
And then you just did the nervous laugh for like 10 mins
Oh
Ohhhh 
And started scribbling on them
I think I just didn’t hear the whole “fucking” part and just saw “Maus” in the name and started losing it
And you also scribbled over “tandem” and wrote Monster in increasingly large letters
Ok yeah I think I remember that
Jesus
That sure was a night
Ahem
On another note
So there’s an art showcase thing going on in my school, right
Kids who are taking art electives, such as 2D art, digital art, ceramics, photography, animation, etcetera, can submit stuff they’ve made to be showcased on walls and tables and stuff
When you submit a piece, you have to name it and write a little bit about it
So yeah, it’s a simple fun event, you get the idea
Anyway shoutout to that one kid who wrote this
It’s
It’s a ceramic mask that has the Italian flag on it
I’ll see if I can get a picture if I see it again
is the no in norri short for normal
It got claimed lmao
AUGH 
I downloaded it the moment I clicked the link I knew they would take it down eventually
I'll see if I can just post the whole thing in here
STUDENT ELECTIONS ARE HAPPENING
FOR ONE KID’S CAMPAIGN THEY HAD SOMEONE SHOW UP IN A FULL FUCKING MINION COSTUME
AND I’M NOT TALKING LIKE THIS
I’M TALKING LIKE THIS
IM CRYINGGG
WHY CANT MY SCHOOL BE LIKE THIS MY GOD I HATE BRITAIN ITS SO NORMAL IT KILLS ME
just come to florida a coupla weeks ago like half the school watched a kid get his head shaved in the middle of the cafeteria
Jesus Christ what are they doing down there
I'm also in florida and LITTERALLY just now, as we speak, someone just showed up in the cafeteria with homer simpson slippers on
better win
That’s so true
my student elections had a bunch of girls sing disney songs instead of a speech on why they should be elected because they didnt have any reasons and one guy broke down and didnt say anything and the guy won
i wasnt allowed to run because i got suspended for stabbing a kid
oooohhhh classic dani
DANI WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO
good job though
i got a 3 day suspension for stabbing a kid but a 4 day suspension for being falsely accused of doing weed in the school bathroom (wrong time wrong place, i only did 1 day then they apologized)
dont put up with bullies
BASED
wholepunch isn't a bully you just hate him
unrelated question is this bird named after him
This really speaks values about the society we live in
Anyway uh I found the mask I was talking about
i love mexicans
I love Mexicans
Other highlights from the showcase include:
This charcoal portrait of this one guy
I swear I’ve seen him somewhere but I just can’t place my finger on it
holy carp
This other charcoal portrait that was right next to it of that one person from Statefarm or whatever
This fucking creature I submitted
And the Breaking Bad guy
Another thing that broke me that I didn’t get a picture of;
So I used to take Animation, right
Took it last year, couldn’t take it this year since there was only one stage of the course (we didn’t have enough people or money to make an Animation 2)
One of the final assignments of the year was to make a character reference sheet of an original character
Now, someone who took that class this year
And I’m not kidding when I say this
Someone who took that class this year made their own AU version of Sans Undertale, used that for the character sheet, and submitted it to the art showcase
So we have, in our hallway, on the wall, a character model sheet for an AU version of Sans Fucking Undertale
And honestly? I’m not complaining
i will be real i thought this said "other mexicans from the showcase include"
DEUS.
😦
also fuck that tyler drawing goes hard actually
I KNOW
can i microwave him
Yes
yay
“Drawing Xurkitree will be fun” I said
“It’s simple enough, right?” I said
IT IS NOT SIMPLE.

IT IS NOT FUN.
oh boy I wonder what you are drawing
who up xurking they tree rn
its not thaaaat bad
(it is that bad)
that m3 redraw i did is still probably my favorite art that ive ever done
should i post it in here and hype myself up a bit
Oh yeah no it’s really good
:3
uh.. he's right behind me isnt he?
+3 life orb 252+ spatk thunderbolt:
DEUS. SHUT UP.
I’m not gonna sugarcoat it
why does that mf get tail glow he does not need that
the fact that it has beast boost too
and its stat spread is such that you cannot use the funny beast boost tech to do speed
Uh uh YOUR FACE has beast boost too
i love the sd speedboost kartana set
hey guys! nice weather today isn't it?
penis
I'm doing pretty good I guess
hi norri!!!!!! how are you doing?
norri it's been two minutes what paragraph are you typing
Ranking every ultra beast by how willing I am to draw them (most willing to “I’d rather die”)
- Nihilego - It’s a hat. I can live with that.
- Poipole - I hate this thing with a passion but it is one of the more simple ones out there
- Stakataka - The Cube
- Pheromosa- It’s made out of shapes I can understand relatively easily, and is fffairly humanoid which helps a bit (especially with posing and shit) but. That mf is built like a twig that’s a little tricky to handle
- Blacephalon - My only real qualms are with the head trying to recreate that pattern would actually kill me I think
- Xurkitree - Ough

- Kartana - THOSE FOLDS, MAN.
- Guzzlord - It’s intricate, it’s complicated as hell, yeah, but I kkkkind of understand what’s going on? 10 bucks that if I actually did try to draw this guy he’d rocket down a lot
- Nagandel - what is this thing. what. whuh.
- Celsteela - This bamboo rocket ship mf is a mess
I absolutely love it, but it’s a mess.
Very complicated shit but I think I could figure it out if I tried. Posing would be hell though - Buzzwole - Is Buzzwole this far down because I’m not that good at dealing with muscular proportions? Yeah.
That and. I mean. Look at it.
NOTE: This does not reflect my opinions on the Ultra Beasts themselves, just how much of I time I think I’d have drawing them
can you rank the ubs themselves pleeease
Maybe one day
kartana >>>>> naganadel > xurking out > celesteela > nihilego > everyone else > guzzlord
kartana fans when i bring a candle into the room
sash + sd + i begin sweeping with speed boost
AH OMG NORRI
kartana has the funniest case of move slot-itis i think
stakataka
the cube
I KNEW YOU WERE WRITING AN ESSAY
it has one less move slot than it needs
Did you
smart strike / leaf blade / sacred sword / knock off / SD
The Cube 
scarf or band with four attacking, setup but you're missing some coverage
The cube!! 
i think the best kart set is prooobably scarf four atk
- atk boost
however the most fun is setup kart
man im rlly talkin to myself out here
lmfao sorry
No I’m sorry for uh Not responding
you have nothing to be sorry for im just rambling
salazzle doesnt exist
i love salazzle :3
.....no 
salazzle is a girlboss (derogatory)
It Is a Pokemon
It is A lizard????? With breasts
BOOBIES!!!!!!!
Lizards do not have breasts
I LOVE BOOBIES
ok related but speaking as a furry i hate it when people call pokemon furry bait i dont know why it just makes me annoyed
certain pokemon have just been known for being porn icons and that sucks
ex: eevelutions
On a semi-related note, today I learned that this was made by no other than Neil Motherfucking Goddamn Funnyman Whiteboy What Mashup Week Cicierega
yes, every single one
see it's telling that i didn't even say anything about that and you just immediately jumped to that
Ee-yikes 
WHAT
WHY IS HE EVERYWHERE??
the internet has brainwashed me sorry
ok poll for the chat what did you first know of neil cicierega from
THE FIRST SOUL IS EVERYWHERE AND THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT
ultimate showdown
i knew ultimate showdown for a while but i didnt know it was him
my first neil work that i remember knowing was him was uh
two trucks.
oh ok if we're talking about knowing neil is then honestly this very embarrassing but I didn't know who neil was until mashup week
but if we're strictly talking about neil projects then bow wow is the first one where I knew neil made it
i knew about neil thru ultimate showdown but like didn’t know he was lemon demon lol
which is funny 
first thing i found neil was puppet pals, then years later it was brodyquest and then even more years later it was mouth sounds
and mouth sounds actually made me cognizant of neil being neil
I found out that he existed as Lemon Demon through the aimkid animations (a couple years ago, the first one being Soft Fuzzy Man) then looked into the Spirit Phone album, then retroactively found later on that he was the one who made Potter Puppet Pals (which I first saw when I was like. 8-10??? Give or take??) and Ultimate Showdown (which I saw when I was like. 12-14????? Again, give or take)
oh yeah and also i knew about ultimate showdown and 123456 pokemon through camp in between brodyquest and mouth sounds not knowing they were neil
I think I was aaaalso aware of brodyquest at some point without knowing it was him???
i knew ultimate showdown and potter puppet pals first without knowing it was him
puppet pals without knowing
i really wasnt cognizant of the dude until megamix
i had a couple of neil songs bookmarked as funny mashups
the ultimate showdown and two trucks
i then promptly forgot about his existence for a long
l o n g
time
and then aimkid happened
and i went back to the stuff cus of that
but even then
I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT HIS MASHUPS OR MOUTH MOODS UNTIL MEGAMIX
tbh I knew most about the guy himself through that one “ OMG NEIL CICERIGAAAA “ thing until megamix
The best way to find out
im sorry the what
kneel cigarettes
anyway yeah i mostly just somehow never managed to come across the guy after that and then boom my trains animation by aimkid
i probably saw SOMETHIN he was responsible for without knowing in between that but like
yeah
Why am I here?
Oh shit help guys
AAAAAAAAGGHHHHH
So here’s the story of how I broke a game of Jackbox with a twerking amongus
im fuckin listenin
We were playing Tee-KO
The shirt on the right is mine
When it came on the game crashed
clearly mr. jack box was simply jealous that his ass will never be as voluptuous as this
creature
Cock And Balls
wow
no way norri would never say that
Joke’s on you I
DID
say that
they grow up so fast..... they finally curse now
hugo and my influence is horrible.....
not really
not really to what
Misinformation
When differentiating something to resemble a pre-existing character, it can prove to be somewhat different to strike a proper balance.
On one hand, it is important to stay faithful to the original design of what you’re working with. If you’re baking a cake, it’s important that it is still, in essence, a cake. If you crush that cake into a sphere, it may as well be a cake pop.
On the other hand, it is important to make sure that you differentiate the design just enough to be recognizable as the character you want it to resemble. If you just coat a cake in turquoise frosting, there is no way for one to tell it is supposed to be themed after Hatsune Miku.
You can differentiate without going too far by adding accessories, translating notable physical traits, or, if you’re working with another pre-existing species, using expressions and posing
However I must say I find it rather difficult to do that when BOTH THE SPECIES AND THE CHARACTER GIVE YOU JACK SHIT TO WORK WITH
I'm not reading allat 💀
have you considered giving it a silly little hat
Of course
How didn’t I think of that
also i hope you know i read this in ted nivisons voice
which pokemon are you trying to draw now
quirkitree :)
HE’S HAS HAD ME STUCK FOR THE WHOLE FUCKING WEEK 
Luckily all I have to do now is touch some things up thank GOD
So my ass is at universal for my senior field trip right
I’m walking around with a friend, and as we pass by a restaurant
Smooth by Santana begins playing
I proceed to have a mental breakdown
(You can very faintly hear it playing here)
i read that like mad/eon
this is a verified NormalVPN moment
This is the 1650th message in this forum
It is 2:00 in the morning
I am still at the park
I can taste colors
GUYS.
Yes?
theres a votedown joke that can be made here
GUYS DO NOT LOOK UP THIS HEDGEHOG’S NAME
ha
YOU’RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE IT GUYS
beat you to it
Artsy I hope you get dunked into the sauce
Anyway YOU’LL NEVER GUESS WHAT IT IS GUYS AW MAN
mmmmhmhm yup
yummy sauce
why is my face melti
the funniest sonic character concept ever
true
like this guy is basically just they made coldsteel canon
and it worked because the archie comics could just do stuff like that
he even has the "oc do not steal" thing cus o' Kenneth
YEAH
And because of that Sonic is now implied to be canonically trans
where can i find this information
Anyway HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCKKKK NO WAYYYYY AW MAN WHATTTT
HOLY SHIT
sonic has always been canonically trans actually [citation needed]
[i said so]
yeah you get it
[source: just trust me on this]
wheres that one post hold on
that wasnt the one but that guy is a real one too
real as fuck
norri you stopped doing the "x type of day" things what type of day is today
It’s uh
real as fuck
Not inherently bad, but not inherently eventful
i am looking for this one very specific post and i cannot FIND it
actually yeah
good point
what type of bread
there's lots of bread., teres also a lot fo really good and eventful bread
what's the most neutral bread, actually
THERES LOTS OF COFFEES TOO
BUT LET NORRI GET AWAY WITH THAT
wrong! it's actually a corn dog day
You know what, Jacket
Maybe it is a corndog day
TRUE
THE DIFFERENCE IS IS I KNOW WHAT NORRI MEANT BY COFFEE
SEEING AS THEY TRIED TO EAT THE INSIDE OF A K-CUP
yeah!!!!
DEUS THIS TIME I EXPLICITLY STATED WHAT I MEANT

cormndoggy
WHAT
this is their story to tell
WHAT THE FUCK
Ok when was that again
it was like a couple of months ago and you were really tired
Oh yeah that
this is entirely not helpful seeing. asyou are tired all of the time
Lol. Lmao.
i've never had coffee
how does it taste
i love coffee
however. it is genetic and i've been building up to it since i was like, eleven
I FOUND IT
this pic goes fucking insane
fun fact i know the person who put this post together
my favorite one in here is the variance one but it's also bias
my favorites are tied between you are wrong and i have a gun for a head
yeah the variance one the best i think
Alright then
It’s time to watch the Garten Of BanBan 3 Trailer 
Is the big ominous thing from chapter 2 finally gonna be relevant
ARE WE FINALLY GOING TO SEE THE FROG
forg
I swear to god if they reuse the cannon game I’m actually going to kill someone
Anyway the drone’s still here so all is right in the world
SEND IT TO ME
I NEED THE BANBAN
FUCK OFF THEY’RE GONNA MAKE IS REDO THE CANNON GAME 
THE MOST BORING, TEDIOUS, GRUELING PART OF CHAPTER 2

ACTUALLY GO FUCK YOURSELF

Anyway here ya go
https://youtu.be/-05ql6KbOJU
WISHLIST ON STEAM:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2311190/Garten_of_Banban_3/
Embrace the horrors of Banban’s Kindergarten. Delve even deeper into the depths of the establishment that was left suspiciously empty. Try to survive the unexpected residents and continue the search for your child…
-------------------------------------------------...
so spooky
norri i hope they release banban 4 and 5 with banbaleena 2 in it
I’m going to strangle you
i can be yuor angle,,
or youre devil
Ohhh shit
||Evil Banban chase sequence||
NO WAY
NOOOHOHOOO FUCKING WAY
||YOU GET TO RIDE OPILA BIRD||
I TAKE IT ALLLLL BACK THIS GAME IS THE BEST
THERE’S ANOTHER CHARACTER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
||NO
NO FUCK OFF DON’T TELL ME THERE’S ANOTHER NABNAB||
||yes there is||
||DON’T TELL ME THERE’S A WOMAN NABNAB DON’T YOU DARE||
WHY DO THESE GUYS KEEP ADDING TO THEIR ROSTER LIKE ITS FUCKIN SMASH BROS 
||WHY IS THERE A KANGAROO AND WHY IS IT SO OUT OF PLACE IN COMPARISON TO EVERYONE ELSE
||
||WHY DOES CAPTAIN FIDDLES HAVE PANTS NOW
||
That was a
That was a rollercoaster for sure
Also they had a 20 second video announcing a giveaway and didn’t specify what was being given away 
I am so ready
And yet
I am not ready in the slightest
Is this obsession for Garten of Ban Ban a Bit or Genuine Norri because I don't know if I should be concerned
i think you should be concerned regardless
what happened to orrivpn
Primarily a bit
It’s the tiniest bit genuine, though that’s more due to sick fascination rather than actual investment
It’s like being unable to look away from a car crash
can i borrow 20 bucks
My arm isn’t just asleep it is concussed
do you have 20 bucks that i can borrow
No
aw :(
norri i just wanna let you know that this has done a better job of making me want to play legends arceus than any other content of i've seen
ok wait who's the volo voice because i know who that is i just can't put my finger on it
NOT THE YASSIFIED PINOCCHIO
ah thats why i was thinking about silver
honestly you were right
f-final day of what?
majoras mask
ur mum
nori
you better not be getting publicly executed againnnnnn
IM SO EXCITED
IM SO HYPED

It’s gonna be the best game ever
oh its the fucking garten of banban 3 release
i hate you with a burning passion in my heart and a jumbo josh plushie in my arms
Catch me streaming [footage of] the game [because no way in hell am I paying for it] in this server when I get back from school that day
Going back to the good old days of reaction streams
Deus it’s like downloading a virus onto my computer
No way am I playing through that
and then after that can we please stop giving really shitty exploitative viral horror games free pr 🥹
If anyone’s playing it it’s gonna be El
i will send him the entire quran again
AGAIN?????
Honestly? Yeah.
You make me want to cry.
is that your opinion?
WHY IS EVERYONE WANTING TO FUCKING EAT ME
junkie with garlic sauc
I don't that would be mean
junkie with garlic sauc
i thought oyu were a dog junkie;
WRONG!!
Junkie is Junkie
Junkie is just a collective hallucination we’re all having
specifically one induced by several drugs
And pizza
god i dont wanna be that guy but
unfortunately this vid was made by the tribetwelve creator whos
like.
a fuckin' groomer
Oh
Ohhhhh 
Shit I’m sorry about that
Today’s New Video Of The Day: https://youtu.be/aUdCS1lLiYs
Pioneering early computer animation work at the MIT Media Lab. Rather than being keyframe animated, the creatures seen here adapt their own gait to suit the terrain. Karl Sims later went on to produce mind-blowing animations such as "Panspermia" at Thinking Machines Corporation.
shout out to the random table creature who fucking fell at 0:49
it do be like that sometimes
fuck yeah drain gang
this is why i'm okay with that
There is a nonzero chance that I will streaming my reaction to Garten of Banban 3 some time tomorrow
No promises, just know it is likely
You have been warned
I will then leave this community out of shame and never be seen again
Hoooooly shit
its 2 hours i think
false
2 minutes

its supPOSED TO BE OUT
DELAYED BY A FEW SECONDS
ARNGNRY GRAHFHGHRAH!!!!!
dani its only 9 am est
FUCKING COCK
I WAS OFF BY AN HOUR
IM PISSED
GRRRRRRRRR
!!!!!!!!!!
ANGRY
why would i ever be
norri i am literally god and i am not ready
20 minutes remain.
The dawn of the rapture draws ever closer.
On a lighter note IT’S BACK
https://youtu.be/QzfOeEhcZQQ
Quick! Go to Notube.net and download this!
10 minutes
im so hyped
@vale storm are you hyped
im minute 1 playing dude
yippie!
OH WHAT
Oh my god I’m gonna have to dodge spoilers like a motherfucker
NO WAY.
NO WAY THEY’RE ||ALREADY MAKING ANOTHER|| ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME
I’m trying to like frantically avert my eyes from every thumbnail related to the matter
On that note however
jesus fucking christ
This is. A great sign.
😭
Who can pull Pancreas 
cadence it's a rhythm game section trust me my dad is jumbo josh
Cadence is my favorite Garten of Banban character
a vote for cadence is a vote to stuff and cook the opila bird like a fucking turkey
I’m now voting for Guzma
hey norri that reminds me did you see the thing in tintncord yesterday
THERE’S ALREADY A TRAILER FOR GARTEN OF BANBAN 4 JESUS
.
What happened in tintncord.
i'll send it here :)
#1091799689235546194 message
this gotta be some type of pyramid scheme

ok honestly i would not be surprised if garten of banban is a money laundering front
why are they pumping them out so fast
shit games to sell to children and the horrifically irony poisoned
for some, like norri, its both
Deus I will skin you alive
garten of banban gotta be the worst thing to spawn in our generation
you are actively hyping up garten of banban even if you are consuming it ironically i reserve the right to make fun of you
garden of banana
There's a pipe in your box
[Reply to:](#1073677042786255009 message) why are they pumping them out so fast
not hard to shove out updates when your game renders look like my pre-k doodles
[Go to message!](#1073677042786255009 message)
I DID IT
@vale storm
I FINISHDED IT
HOLY SHIT IT SUCKS
I MEAN
ITS BANTASTIC
!!!
WE BEAT IT IN UNDER 2 HOURS WE GET A REFUND
I’m gonna CRY

under 2 hours goated
I swear the whole Garten of Ban Ban series is like a massive fever dream you have on your deathbed
ok so
spoilers obviously
||when you do the fight with the two headed beast from the ocean of darkness below or whatever the giant spoon guy is from and the half half guy in the note you find, DO NOT fuck up the opila bird training afterwards or you gotta redo the entire boss fight ||
if you play read this spoiler when you get past the room with the stick figure guy and the thing starts, you'll know
SO IT IS POSSIBLE
GARTEN OF BAN BAN 4 CONFIRMED FOR 2023 RELEASE?!?!!!!!!!
WHAT HTE FUCK
but actually
this game is by far the worst yet
it has like one or two funny moments
and it has so many shit things like
theres an elevator you use to get around right
you gotta move around 4 or so areas multiple times, more if you wanna get the lore shit with the tapes like the other games
the elevator takes 1 or 2 minutes moving to each area
and when you ride it everything around you like deloads or shit and breaks or is pitch black
also the controls for the elevator are shittily placed on the roof of it, dont get stuck there for 10 minutes
but yeah worst game by far

Shame
This one ALMOST looked promising
banban feels like a government experiment bruh
I think that's actually going to be the lore
Finally watching Garten of Banban 3
It’s gonna be Bantastic
Spoilers ahead
||First of all who the fuck is Queen Bouncelia||
||Second of all Banban has violent tendencies? Just like me fr fr||
i like that it’s now regular for them to just retcon characters into the lore
Shlb you should join us
i am listening to. vtuber music. in a minute
What
let me live my life deus i pay bills
||Who the hell is Claire||
||WHAT THE HELL IS A KLEANER||
Ok so you were right about the elevator
This is gonna get old fast isn’t it
YEAHHH I LOVE TEDIUM I LOVE REPETITIVE SCENES THAT SERVE NO PURPOSE YEAHHHH
STOP GOING ON THE FUCKING ELEVATOR 
||OHHHH HE’S BIG||
||Please tell me Stinger Flynn can talk||
||IT’S JUST BANBAN’S VOICE PITCHED DOWN FUCK OFF||
||I’d smash stinger flynn||


