LURKER APPRECIATION PAGE

[warm leaf]

howdy i'm gonna open a mango juice stand are you interested in some mango juice

[drifting harbor]

Yes please

[warm leaf]

straight from the source 😉

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-milk-gif-21858374

[warm leaf]

do not believe his lies howdy he has drank over 4 gallons of mango juice already

[drifting harbor]

Me but for mango juice

[warm leaf]

how are you alive??

that's so much mango juice!!!

[drifting harbor]

You just want all of the juice for yourself, Monu

I’m taking it now

[warm leaf]

first cup is free

because i'm nice and very kind like that

and handsome

get those teefies away from me

[drifting harbor]

pulls out my comically sized cup

[warm leaf]

god damn it not again 😔

[drifting harbor]

Gotta work smarter, not harder

[warm leaf]

you have drank like twice your own weight already

stop it!!!

for your own good

it's for your own good, monu

ok just one more

just ONE more

ONE

nooooo

one cup, or you're gonna splode

i could tell that yes

damn, i made bank though

gonna go buy a new rice cooker for mom

awww man it's not thursday for me yet

i can't kiss boys 😔

i didn't kiss any girls either 😭

i mean, i could

idk who cursed me i just can't score any girls

but boys? naaah that's easy

why am i even bisexual then what is the point

well yeah i can't turn gay

it's not how it works, i can't change my character settings

i seriously don't get what i'm doing wrong

like, what makes boys like me so much, but also makes girls not like me as much?

it's not like they hate me, they just don't wanna smooch

in most cases

ehh, in some cases

[drifting harbor]

Who can?

[warm leaf]

lesbians, probably

what if i was cursed by a lesbian

[drifting harbor]

Idk maybe they did

I got cursed by a wizard or smth

[warm leaf]

why what happened

[drifting harbor]

Idk, some old guy with a stick who lived in the woods said “et iam non erit mulieribus” and waved his wand and I’ve never talked to a woman since

No dw it’s Latin

Way easier

[warm leaf]

ah, latin, i know that language

he said you're not getting bitches anymore

[drifting harbor]

Me too (I’m a Roman from 100 C.E.)

[warm leaf]

te respicere pulchra

i would never

you're welcome

baby gurl

ohh nice

you must smell good 🥺

[drifting harbor]

I haven’t showered yet

I should. I had sports practice like 30 minutes ago

I’ve got a nice man musk

[warm leaf]

yum

[drifting harbor]

I should sell my shirts after sports practices. I bet I could make a lot of money if I advertise to the right people

[warm leaf]

hmmm yeah i agree

hmmmmmmmmm

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-hi-smells-good-done-cooking-stinky-gif-13460406

[warm leaf]

you smell pretty nice

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i also have one big eyeball

i know right

🥰

monu!!

that is very innappropriate

not cool

apologize 😡

that apology sucks, say it better

now say you love me

DO IT 😡

i'm gonna be very upset with you monu 😔

nooooo

monu you harpy

goodnight ☺️

EEEEEEEEEEEE

weeeeeeeeeeee

wooooooooooo

[drifting harbor]

Someone should make a phonk music edit of Lurker

[warm leaf]

nooo it would be weird

[drifting harbor]

Use as many over the top transitions as possible and use the weirdest Lurker art you can find

[drifting harbor]

Lurker, I don’t think anyone can do anything weirder than what Traggy has already done

[warm leaf]

oh, you have no idea

[drifting harbor]

All of the Lurkass art

All 3 of them

[warm leaf]

good stuff

actually i wanna see more of pain's drawings

painverse lurker is uhm, how do i say this, stacked

[drifting harbor]

This art

[warm leaf]

rocket set of mangoes

[warm leaf]

i became that which i swore to destroy 😔

[drifting harbor]

True, he’s got a chest

Dude works out

[warm leaf]

my ancestors are looking at me with disgust right now

and by ancestors i mean old discord buddies

oh god did they become furries too

[warm leaf]

i know damn well that "desensitizing shock therapy" backfired on us

[drifting harbor]

You do a group meet together and it turns out you were all just in extreme denial

Go to sleep

It’s past your bed time

[warm leaf]

night night

don't let the evil one eyed cat bite you

[drifting harbor]

; (

[warm leaf]

we just do a group chat call and i'm the only one not wearing a fursuit

that would be horrifying

[drifting harbor]

You get to the group reunion and this is the dude that was the biggest hater:

https://tenor.com/view/sheppy-shisha-shisha-sheppy-husky-maid-gif-21097707

[warm leaf]

nooooooo xxxfurryslayerxxx what happened to you???

they got my boy 😔

[drifting harbor]

He flew too close to the sun

[warm leaf]

now how are we gonna do our gun larping rps

where we pretend to go to war against the furries

and uh shoot them with big bazookers

yes i know

i USED to do that

but turns out anti-furries still have furry in their names, so

[drifting harbor]

Lurker can be your gf

Why not?

[warm leaf]

no no you're fine

i don't see the virus in your bloodstream, you should be fine

too late baby gurl pucker up

[drifting harbor]

Remember, Monu. It’s not gay to like femboys.

[warm leaf]

(it is)

[drifting harbor]

Nuh uh no it’s not

[warm leaf]

look monu, denial will get you nowhere

[drifting harbor]

He has to be a femboy on Fridays

So just date him on fridays

[warm leaf]

do it like me, infiltrate the enemy's inner sanctum by pretending to be one of them

then betray all of your furry friends at the end, and stop the curse once and for all

easy money

awwww

yes that's good

that's good actually

in fact come here 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

awww come on not even a smooch?

ok then >•^(

but next friday, ohhhh you're screwed

[drifting harbor]

No handholding before marriage, you two

[warm leaf]

or, i'm screwed, i guess

keep your hands away from mine until you put a ring on one of them

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-meme-transylvania-ok-hotel-transylvania-gif-22882346

Not until marriage

Otherwise you go to hell

[warm leaf]

i refuse to call them paws, these are my hands

[drifting harbor]

The lord hates handholding

[smoky spruce]

yay

lurker is mentally well today

[warm leaf]

my feet are fine though, you can call them paws if you want ☺️

of course you do

hmm, maybe we shouldn't have smooched so much

nothing nothing it's alright 🥰

[smoky spruce]

lurker anatomy diagram when

my smile faded

you just realized this

Gn

[drifting harbor]

Goodnight Monu, sleep well precious prince 👑

[cobalt nebula]

wip, probably will finish this on my computer

i tried my best in making it visible 😭 idk how to digitalize shit

[warm leaf]

why he kinda 😳

also damn you traggy let me sleep

[cobalt nebula]

no one is forcing u bro 🙏

leave 💯

[warm leaf]

traggy i swear i'm gonna pull on your feet when you're sleeping

[smoky spruce]

damn

i need ur poses

[tawdry elk]

I’m not

[serene beacon]

Hello fellow lurkerers

[iron plover]

hello !!

[serene beacon]

Hello

[dark kindle]

Yes

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-spongebob-screaming-spongebob-scared-gif-22994973

Poor Monu. RIP 😔

Sometimes it feels like he’s still here with us

[reef yoke]

Lurker? I hardly know ‘er

Sorry I’m watching kurtis Conner again

[warm leaf]

uhm excuse me i'm a he

[reef yoke]

Yeah ik but otherwise it doesn’t work

[warm leaf]

i can be a her if you'd like 😏

[reef yoke]

Whoa

[warm leaf]

haha jk

i hate women

[reef yoke]

Whoa x2

[warm leaf]

who tf is that

[merry folio]

Osaka

[deep cove]

A woman

[warm leaf]

saka on deez

haha got em

[merry folio]

Word?

[quartz thistle]

get one of lurker

[drifting harbor]

I’m going to give Lurker one of my kidneys

[warm leaf]

no dont i already had lunch

[iron plover]

but the protein

[warm leaf]

i'm full i ate a lot of bread

[iron plover]

that’s fair

[warm leaf]

now let me see your neck

[iron plover]

sure thing pookie 🥰

[warm leaf]

uhh no don't do it

monu you wacko

you silly billy

[merry folio]

Do not do that 💀

[iron plover]

eventually I’m gonna get a Max tattoo

[merry folio]

From max and ruby? That's hard asf

[iron plover]

jsbsjnsbdkdbd

no from Sam & Max

[merry folio]

Oh 😒

[iron plover]

(that would be hard asf though)

[warm leaf]

wowzers

that's cool

anyway monu let me see your neck

[tranquil steeple]

My favourite dance routine

[warm leaf]

for a little mwah

it's ok i won't bite

[merry folio]

Don't be afraid bro it's just your pancreas

[warm leaf]

😈

no i'd turn you into an uwu fluffy femboy

or something like that

[iron plover]

shows you my neck again, enthusiastically

:3

uwu nyah~

[warm leaf]

deal? i thought you didn't wanna be a furry 🤨

aww

[iron plover]

aww how sweet uwu

[warm leaf]

thanks i try

bout time someone noticed that

[iron plover]

=^•w•^=

Lurker we should make out

[warm leaf]

we should

totally

like right now

[merry folio]

I'd like to join in

[iron plover]

mwah mwah mwahhhhh 😘😘

[warm leaf]

let him join

monu gets some too

[iron plover]

yes mwah mwah

[warm leaf]

yes you do

[iron plover]

I kiss you too mwah

[warm leaf]

mwah mwah 😘

omg monu 😳

[iron plover]

me to all of you rn

[warm leaf]

hehehe they look like grenades

[iron plover]

who lives in a pineapple under the pineapple under the pineapple un-

[warm leaf]

good heavens

[iron plover]

well that’s truly a pineapple pizza-

[warm leaf]

why

[iron plover]

100% pineapple crust 💀

[warm leaf]

femboy friday

[iron plover]

I mean yeah they dismantled SpongeBob’s house just for a fucking pizza

[warm leaf]

YEEEEEES

[iron plover]

oooOOOH FEMBOY FRIDAY

[warm leaf]

we're gonna hold hands 🥺

[iron plover]

:33333

[warm leaf]

get your rainbow thigh-highs ironed out

right right of course 😔

[iron plover]

tortl

[warm leaf]

tutel!!

🐢👁️

guys i'm a turtle now

[iron plover]

CUTE

[warm leaf]

i can't wear glasses 😔

looks like a minion lol

meow

[warm leaf]

omg he blushing

[iron plover]

he’s in the sewers

[iron plover]

ooh la la

[iron plover]

oh

[warm leaf]

jesus

foxboy lurker

[iron plover]

:3

Jack-o-Lurker

[warm leaf]

oooh this would be a cool halloween costume

[drifting harbor]

Please just take it

I have plenty more at home, it’s fine if you take one

[warm leaf]

ok ok just one

i'm on a diet you know

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-gif-25402073

[warm leaf]

you think this dumpy comes for free

it doesn't

[drifting harbor]

One kidney couldn’t hurt

[drifting harbor]

Doing 3,000 squats a day is technically free

[warm leaf]

that's true

omg monu

you're keeping yourself in shape for femboy friday too

oh

nice

[cobalt nebula]

https://tenor.com/view/peter-griffin-stare-gif-19176559

why r u ppl like this

[warm leaf]

traggy look

[iron plover]

I think I have a reasonably sized dumpy

[cobalt nebula]

i dont want to

[warm leaf]

i'm a turtle now

[cobalt nebula]

cyclops turtle woah

[iron plover]

something to grab onto for sure

[warm leaf]

tutel!!

[warm leaf]

a slappy

[iron plover]

fr !!

[cobalt nebula]

i dont have an ass i got mauled by a crocodile last year and lost half of my body

[iron plover]

oh dear, a traggy tragedy 😔

[warm leaf]

haha you got your ass devoured

[cobalt nebula]

never say shit like that to me ever again /srs

anyways 😜

[warm leaf]

YOU STARTED IT!!!

[cobalt nebula]

i didnt

[iron plover]

I wanna be d-

[cobalt nebula]

ead

[iron plover]

devoured

[warm leaf]

🥭

fuck wrong emote

[cobalt nebula]

mango jumpscare

[iron plover]

yum

[warm leaf]

what is he looking at

[cobalt nebula]

mango

[iron plover]

represents my vision these days

I mean what

[cobalt nebula]

bring back bullying

[warm leaf]

no handholding before marriage

[iron plover]

amen

[cobalt nebula]

what do u mean

[warm leaf]

traggy less than a day later: 🪦

[iron plover]

or better yet - ah, men

[cobalt nebula]

what the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/monday-vec50-gif-21589466

idk

[iron plover]

and again

[cobalt nebula]

is that icp

[iron plover]

I feel that

[cobalt nebula]

OH ITS SLIPKNOT

[iron plover]

rip monu.. again

no it’s patrick

[warm leaf]

meow

[iron plover]

gn monu !

[warm leaf]

goodnight monu

[iron plover]

mrow

[warm leaf]

awww 😔

[iron plover]

meows anyway >:3

[reef yoke]

Pre marital meowing isn’t very Jesus tbh

[warm leaf]

oh yeah

we totally should!!

[iron plover]

ah, men - I mean amen 🙏

I think I just witnessed a proposal-

nuh uh

[warm leaf]

quietly throws away wedding dress

you will 🥺

[iron plover]

nite nite !

[warm leaf]

goodnight monu!!!

omg someone do that to me

oh 😳

[iron plover]

teehee

[warm leaf]

teehee

[iron plover]

teehee teehee

[warm leaf]

haha it's funny because

why did you delete it

but you're not even a fox

oh hey it's my buddy joan

he's nice

also monu why are you not sleeping

go to sleep

i know i know teehee 🥰

but you need to go to sleep

don't make me get down there

awww

[cobalt nebula]

dies

[warm leaf]

SAVED

[cobalt nebula]

it looks like th cat from joji or wtv its called

[warm leaf]

awwww look at him

i'd steam his ham

traggy you're so talented 🥺

[cobalt nebula]

what

[cobalt nebula]

ty pookie

this is me irl btw

[warm leaf]

holy shit

it's uhhhh what's his name again

john bob

ahhh that one yes

god damn it monu

you coward

traggy posted lurkass like right up there

HE'S LITERALLY NAKED

i mean you're right but

THAT'S NOT TRUE

i wear pants sometimes

yeah

anyway

POST IT

[cobalt nebula]

I NEVEE DRAW U W CLOTHES THO

its like jake the dog he doesnt need them

[warm leaf]

ah ah ah, what about that time with the wedding dress

[cobalt nebula]

yeah but that was a special occasion

[warm leaf]

excuses

[cobalt nebula]

its like bugs bunny n shi

[warm leaf]

you know, bugs bunny also has a crossdressing hobby

yes

[cobalt nebula]

what does that have to do w anything

[warm leaf]

ah

i have no idea

[cobalt nebula]

he stopped talking here and disappeared

[warm leaf]

it's just a fun fact 😡

[cobalt nebula]

evwryone knows that

[warm leaf]

shut up!!!

[cobalt nebula]

wym

[warm leaf]

bro got married to me and said enough is enough 💀

[cobalt nebula]

oh the getting drawn gettig married w a stranger over a joke, yeah its weird

proposal to what

nvm

[warm leaf]

why do you make everything sound so weird

[cobalt nebula]

it is weird

[warm leaf]

you drew it???

[cobalt nebula]

i didnt think twice abt it

i did

[warm leaf]

traggy you hippopotamus

[cobalt nebula]

im ashamed of it but i dont like hidding my mistakes

[warm leaf]

liar

also it's hiding not hidding

[merry folio]

Scrolled past what?

[cobalt nebula]

ik its a typo dumbass

[warm leaf]

you sound hurt by that

[cobalt nebula]

lurker art and talking abt smilz

[warm leaf]

ur mom

[cobalt nebula]

shut up

[warm leaf]

who tf is that

[cobalt nebula]

image wont load 🕊️

[cobalt nebula]

STOP ITS JUST A GREY SQUARE

[warm leaf]

why are you still not sleeping

do i have to get down there

[merry folio]

Screenshot version

[warm leaf]

ahh ok ok gotcha gotcha

yucky

[merry folio]

There

[warm leaf]

so what's the name of this character again

[cobalt nebula]

ill turn on my pc just to be able to look at the image

[warm leaf]

say it

do it

doooo it

[cobalt nebula]

its that one anime gril,.....

[warm leaf]

what's her name

[merry folio]

Ayumu Kasuga aka the 🐐

[warm leaf]

kasuga on deez

got em

[warm leaf]

omg intruder

he's so baby gurl

[warm leaf]

@cobalt nebula his head kinda looks like a coxinha

yes monu

[warm leaf]

oh no what are they doing to the weekend

you had a girlfriend?

cringe

[merry folio]

Damn yo ass is gonna get consumed for nutrients 😭

Couldn't be me

[warm leaf]

monu you harlot

you cheating bastard

gasp

dun dun DUUUUN

[merry folio]

You wench

[warm leaf]

you harpy

you old battleaxe

how dare thee

i didn't know you had a girlfriend

[warm leaf]

*gasp

i mean

gasp

oh shit monu you became a catboy

[merry folio]

Cat

[warm leaf]

out of nowhere too

damn

i guess we both catboys now

hop on the scratching post baby gurl

[cobalt nebula]

real

he looks like a guy that tried to give me lsd in a rave once

[warm leaf]

traggy might have legit talked to an alternate once and never noticed anything

i am wanna cuddle

[merry folio]

No clue what you're talking about but 🍔👍🏽

[warm leaf]

indie games with a very stupid fandom, yes, those are unbelievably common

anyway wanna cuddle uwu meow meow

🫂

[merry folio]

Ooh y'all gay 🤭

[warm leaf]

yeah we gay keep scrolling

[merry folio]

Bro stuttered

[warm leaf]

awww

monuuuu

[merry folio]

Go ahead and get your skirt and thigh highs big dawg

[warm leaf]

i will!!!

[merry folio]

You're team femboy now 💪🏽

[warm leaf]

tomorrow though

femboy friday

[merry folio]

🔛🔝

[warm leaf]

monu i want smooches 🥺

[merry folio]

Bro got assimilated 😭

[agile meadow]

sometimes

[warm leaf]

one of us

[merry folio]

*hear

[warm leaf]

sometimes

it gets hot in here y'know

[arctic maple]

Pikmin

[warm leaf]

do you wanna cuddle 🥺

[merry folio]

I be letting it flop and shit 🤑

[warm leaf]

tf you looking at

[agile meadow]

Pikmin

[merry folio]

Would

[agile meadow]

the fuck

[warm leaf]

what a trooper

[agile meadow]

Mods, explode this guys testiculars

[merry folio]

My testicular what?

What did that even mean? 😭(Do it)

[warm leaf]

what did you say monu

[warm leaf]

i didn't quite catch that

monu

monu

what did you say

[warm leaf]

MONU

there will be no cuddling for you anymore

gasp

monuuuuu

you baby gurl

[merry folio]

Tf am I reading?

[warm leaf]

no scrubs fanfiction

oooh that's right i nearly forgot

[merry folio]

MORE IMMEDIATELY

[agile meadow]

Lurker, do you have an AO3 account

[merry folio]

Homosexuality

[warm leaf]

what do i look like lily to you

[arctic maple]

Lurker

[agile meadow]

SO is that a yes?

[warm leaf]

true

[warm leaf]

i don't look like lily

[merry folio]

Lurker X No Scrubs Lover fanfic when?

[warm leaf]

oh boy can't wait

also i didn't catch what tyrone said

i'm watching youtube videos

[agile meadow]

Nuthin 😊

[merry folio]

Pitch meeting 😍

[warm leaf]

oh well ok i believe you

[warm leaf]

oh it's a dog

[merry folio]

Me n who?

[cobalt nebula]

isnt that the guy that made roblox

[merry folio]

If that's actually the case that's pretty funny

[cobalt nebula]

hair pulling tongue out and everything bro thats crazy

[warm leaf]

ew

[merry folio]

Lizard's putting in work

[warm leaf]

guys stop talking here i'm watching femboy fishing on youtube

[merry folio]

I might go femboy fishing myself

Bout to play the shit outta dokkan rn

Can't get enough

[dark kindle]

Got bored so digitalizing it 😈🙏

[warm leaf]

WOOOOOOOOOO

i was about to ask about it to you

[dark kindle]

Lol

[warm leaf]

i wanted to see this boy again so bad 🥺

look at those udders

[dark kindle]

Im digitalizing it bc hes silly

Also wanted 2 try my new brush on em

[dark kindle]

Colored

[warm leaf]

omg mango boy is here

he is so handsome 😍

[dark kindle]

I lobe how he came out w the brush im tryin

It rlly fits him

[warm leaf]

yeah i agree, especially in the chest area

hoo boy that is a chest with a capital C

bro stashes items in that chest

[dark kindle]

Frfr

[warm leaf]

that's a damn bulletproof vest

[dark kindle]

Blud has great lung capacity

[warm leaf]

the real question is, are they bouncy? 🤨

do they have jiggle physics

[dark kindle]

Yes

[warm leaf]

gosh imagine him running

[dark kindle]

Boing boing boing

[warm leaf]

boing boing boing boing

he can't find a shirt that fits him 😔

[dark kindle]

He gets the prison uniform

Aka those extremely sexy sleeveless shirts and sweatpants

Idk what they r called

[warm leaf]

brodie needs a bra

keep those melons in check

[dark kindle]

Frfr

Will get him one soon 🙏

[warm leaf]

he can't sleep with his face down, his mangoes are too big

someone help him with his back pain

[dark kindle]

Erm actually they dont get back pain in the painverse

[warm leaf]

sweet!

[quartz thistle]

I love it, it’s so good

[dark kindle]

If they did then like half the male characters ive made so far in the painverse would have back pain (I have a problem)

[warm leaf]

i don't see it as a problem

[dark kindle]

Its an addiction

[warm leaf]

it's a necessity!!

[long fog]

Lurker very cool

[quartz thistle]

I agree tbh

[warm leaf]

also he has cool hair, i wanted to say that since we only talked about his melons

[dark kindle]

REAL!!!

[dark kindle]

I like fluffy hair

:3

[warm leaf]

and horns

horns are cool

[dark kindle]

Hes supposed 2 have some on tail but I forgor so now its canon he just was born w/o em

😔

[warm leaf]

and uhm, cow ears

[dark kindle]

Not cow ears

Dragon

[warm leaf]

does he have like hooves instead of feet too

[dark kindle]

No

He gort feet

[warm leaf]

yes yes ok he got to keep his dawgs

[dark kindle]

Yesyes

[warm leaf]

now the only question that remains is

does he have a dumpy 🤨

[dark kindle]

Yes

He got the full package

[warm leaf]

YES

this is so exciting omg i'm giggling like a little girl

[dark kindle]

Lol

Also I doodled a fella kinda inspired by the feller

[warm leaf]

show me i wanna seeeeee

[dark kindle]

Hold on

Mainly the 1 eye and like structure of head and chest fluff

[warm leaf]

wowie!!

pretty 😳

[dark kindle]

Hes silly

[warm leaf]

i would ruffle his hair

[dark kindle]

You will prob find feathers in it

[agile meadow]

free snacks

[dark kindle]

Real

I need 2 design the government boss man dude thing idk I havent decided what he is then ill do more lurker

[warm leaf]

sweet!

like mangoes

hmmmm mangoes

[dark kindle]

Mangoes

[warm leaf]

those are some huge mangoes

ugh god damn i need to stop looking at his chest

[merry folio]

They're like petite at best if you ask me 🤷🏾‍♂️

Be bigger if bro worked out

[drifting harbor]

Added to the homework folder

[drifting harbor]

I love the little fella

[warm leaf]

i did not just read that right now

[dark kindle]

Same frfr

[cobalt nebula]

i rlly like hoe u did the horns

[dark kindle]

Ty

Ones alil wonky but u can just say its a birth defect

[drifting harbor]

Read what?

[drifting harbor]

I would ruffle his hair and play catch with him frfr

And then call him kiddo

And bring him to see a baseball game

[dark kindle]

Based

[cobalt nebula]

gom

[warm leaf]

why did you pong me monu i was asleep 😡

[harsh condor]

Rushed doodle, I’m kinda late to school 😔

[drifting harbor]

You’re a very good drawer

[harsh condor]

OML HOWDY HI

HI MONU

[drifting harbor]

Your rushed doodles are better than anything I can draw

Good job

[harsh condor]

Ty 🙏

[drifting harbor]

OML BREB HI

[harsh condor]

WHY DID THE EVENT START WHEN IM GOING TO SCHOOL

[drifting harbor]

RIP Breb

The events team just don’t like you ig 😔

/j

[harsh condor]

Yea 😔

Gotta stay up at 2 am then

WAIT IM CLOSE TO MY SCHOOL NOW BYE BYE

[drifting harbor]

Bye bye Brebalyn C. Smith

[drifting harbor]

Guys look at this bee I just found

[tranquil steeple]

That's a hell of a bee

[iron plover]

little dood 🥰

[warm leaf]

howdy your voice sounds so angelic

[drifting harbor]

Thanks homie, you’re a handsome fella

[warm leaf]

right??

he sounds handsome

[drifting harbor]

Your voice is cool too, Monu

[iron plover]

agreed, howdy’s voice is so relaxing

[warm leaf]

i want him to tell me a bedtime story 🥺

[iron plover]

bought this for femboy friday

[warm leaf]

schweppes

hihihi that's a funny word

also i have these near me!!

[iron plover]

HELL YEAH

[warm leaf]

well maybe not the pink soda specifically now that i think about it

do you think they put estrogen in those

wooooooooooo

hopefully pain adds some huge mangoes too

[iron plover]

pleading

[warm leaf]

yes

speak monu

uh huh

continue

OMG

UHMMM uhhhhmmm yes!!!

YEEEEES

[iron plover]

claps and cheers wildly WOOOOOOOO

[modest jasper]

CONGRATULATIONS DUDE

[warm leaf]

i'm crying 😭

[modest jasper]

will you play ror today anyway?

Shit

[warm leaf]

holy shit goofy goober spongebob is here

are you gonna play at our wedding

[iron plover]

I’m also something of a goofy goober

[modest jasper]

Sure

[warm leaf]

nice!!

now me and monu are boykissers 🥺

[modest jasper]

Im so proud of my bro

Monu, congratulations

🍰🎂 here

[warm leaf]

omg cake!!!

i love cake

[iron plover]

CONGRATS YOU TWO 😍😍 wedding present —-> 🎁

[warm leaf]

monuuuuuuu

omg i just remembered

we can hold hands now!!!!

[modest jasper]

Okay guys, goodnight

[iron plover]

gn goofy goober

[modest jasper]

How will you spend your first wedding night?

OK

[drifting harbor]

I’ll read you a bedtime story, Lurker

[warm leaf]

we're gonna do the gay

[modest jasper]

Im in

[warm leaf]

nuh uh

me and monu only

[modest jasper]

Okay nvm, I will visit him personally

Someday

Gn

[warm leaf]

hmmmm

i will keep my peeper peeled 👁️

[tight sequoia]

Hm

[drifting harbor]

That sounds like it would hurt

[iron plover]

A TOAST TO THE HAPPY COUPLE

may your hands stay warm and your mangoes stay ripe

[warm leaf]

holy shit you have hands

[drifting harbor]

No fucking way

[iron plover]

you like my nail polish :3

[drifting harbor]

I thought Ash was a disembodied voice

[tight sequoia]

What is happening herr

[drifting harbor]

Cool kid things

[tight sequoia]

Ah

[warm leaf]

it looks like your knuckles crack loud as hell

[drifting harbor]

I’ll toast to that, let me get the finest glass to toast

[warm leaf]

right??

oooh should i get my skull glass to toast too

[iron plover]

sometimes LOL

[warm leaf]

but i don't wanna do a hand reveal 😔

except to you of course ☺️

[drifting harbor]

A toast to the couple

[warm leaf]

oooh we should pester traggy to make another wedding art

[warm leaf]

that cup is fire

[serene beacon]

Unforeseen betrayal

[tight sequoia]

Dang

[serene beacon]

I know it’s very unfortunate and unforeseen

political assassination

[warm leaf]

hold on guys i'm trying to get a good angle

[iron plover]

pi- /j

[warm leaf]

man my hand does not look good on camera

oh nevermind i got it

[drifting harbor]

I bet you’re very handsome

[warm leaf]

(it's coke)

[drifting harbor]

I thought Coke was white

[iron plover]

EPIC GLASS

[drifting harbor]

And a powder

[warm leaf]

thank you howdy

[warm leaf]

thank you

[drifting harbor]

Nice glass homie

And nice hand

[warm leaf]

does my hand look ugly be honest 🥺

[drifting harbor]

No it’s handsome

I already said this 🙄

[warm leaf]

it's like a 500ml glass too

[iron plover]

it’s very lovely fr

[warm leaf]

oh monu you silly

you wanna see more of my hand

you don't, they're ugly 😔

noooo

[drifting harbor]

You’re a handsome fella Lurker

[warm leaf]

i'm noooot stooop itttt

[drifting harbor]

Tu eres muy guapo, mi amigo

[iron plover]

you areeeeee

[warm leaf]

nooo stoop it you're making me blush

like actually

[iron plover]

mwahhh

[drifting harbor]

Tú eres guapísimo, Lurker

[warm leaf]

no kisses, only monu can do that now

[iron plover]

what about platonic ones 🥺

[warm leaf]

those are fine ☺️

unless monu says otherwise

they're no longer fine get away from me

nooooo

[drifting harbor]

Tus manos son muy bonitos

[warm leaf]

monu you're the best

nooo YOU are

[modest jasper]

True

[agile meadow]

Turn him into a femboy, you won't

[warm leaf]

monu my hands are trembly

i'm nervous

[agile meadow]

I can put them in my mouth

[iron plover]

y’all are so sweet I’m gonna get cavities

[warm leaf]

the femboy attire is ready 😈

monu you're already foaming at the mouth

do you think i'm that cute 🥺

STOP MAKING ME BLUSH UGHHH

[merry folio]

It's Friday y'all stinky ass mfs 🤑

[warm leaf]

damn at least hold my hands first

would you hold my hands and tell me i'm pretty 🥺

[iron plover]

it’s femboy friday 🎉🎉

[warm leaf]

i'm giggling like a little girl rn

[merry folio]

🙏🏽

[warm leaf]

hmmmm idk

[tranquil steeple]

What is going on?

[warm leaf]

i can't, mic don't work 😔

[warm leaf]

me and monu are getting married

[tranquil steeple]

I thought you two had a complicated relationship?

You two work it out or something??

[warm leaf]

yea

pretty much

also it's femboy friday

[tranquil steeple]

Godamn

[warm leaf]

jelly?

[tranquil steeple]

Wah? Fuck no I'm with your mother 💀

[warm leaf]

oh yea your brain is all melty

don't worry about him monu

he's got jelly in his head

[tranquil steeple]

Wah

Nuhuh

[merry folio]

Had to make another one just for this special occasion

[warm leaf]

yes

but don't ping her thats rude

[tranquil steeple]

I will then

I was messssing

Bro what?

[merry folio]

Twerk on me bro 🤤

[tranquil steeple]

BRO WHAT?!

[warm leaf]

i bet you don't even make mom laugh 😠

[tranquil steeple]

Yes I do

She laughed on our first date. She manifested a mouth just to do so

Also I just had a date with her yesterday. Went amazing, I'm meeting her again tomorrow

[warm leaf]

no way you heard mom's evil witch cackling and thought yeah she's cute when she's laughing

[drifting harbor]

That’s cool and all but Lurker’s mom called me a respectable young man

So I’m the winner here

[warm leaf]

ooooh he got you there

[tranquil steeple]

Yup I did.

[tranquil steeple]

Nah 💀

[warm leaf]

you freak!!

[tranquil steeple]

Uh no? I just like your mom??

[warm leaf]

stop saying that she's my mom

say her name

[drifting harbor]

Her name is “Lurker’s mom”

She said I looked like I ate my vegetables once

So I’m doing better than you, Fart Guy

[warm leaf]

ooooh

owned

he totally steamed your ham there

[warm leaf]

she thinks you're the responsible friend howdy

[tranquil steeple]

I DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE IT. I can't perceive it

[tranquil steeple]

💀

"Once"

[warm leaf]

you goofball

you don't even know her name

[drifting harbor]

1 > 0

[tranquil steeple]

I do but I can't even utter it or write it

[warm leaf]

it's not like having to pronounce worcestershire sauce like come on

[tranquil steeple]

I've played a game of twister and won against her 1 - 1

[tranquil steeple]

Thats easy to pronounce. I'm not an eldritch being I can't.

[warm leaf]

i bet she didn't even use her tentacles

[drifting harbor]

Yeah but she called me a well mannered young man

So I’m winning

[warm leaf]

just say Nyanlathotep then you doofus

[tranquil steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/evangelion-parabéns-gif-18160950

[warm leaf]

you doofy doofus

[tranquil steeple]

That's not the name you said before

[warm leaf]

ugh, you're already starting to go insane

mom has that effect on mortals i guess

i mean, so do i, but i'm not so smug about it

[tranquil steeple]

Bro what 💀

I'm not insane

Stop gaslighting me

[warm leaf]

you're not completely insane

yet

[warm leaf]

see he said it

it's not that hard

[tranquil steeple]

BUT THATS NOT HER NAME

Oh my god bro

[warm leaf]

also howdy your voice is just hm hm

[tranquil steeple]

🤨 ayo

[warm leaf]

HER TRUE NAME IS UNUTTERABLE

you doofy doofus

[tranquil steeple]

I KNOW BUT YOU SAID SOMETHING BEGINING WITH A P BEFORE

What does she have more than one name?

[warm leaf]

huh

[warm leaf]

what are you talking about

[warm leaf]

oh howdy you're so funny can you tell me bedtime stories

[drifting harbor]

Yeah sure I’ll read you a bed time story

[tranquil steeple]

Why tho?

Of all things??

[warm leaf]

shut up art guy

[tranquil steeple]

Alright.

SIR YES SIR

[warm leaf]

now say her name

[tranquil steeple]

Which one?

[warm leaf]

the one you can speak

[tranquil steeple]

Btw I can't use any videos or voice messages.

[warm leaf]

just type it out

you doofy

doofus

copy and paste it if you must

[tranquil steeple]

Oh alright

Nyanlathotep

[warm leaf]

ah there we go

did you summon her

[tranquil steeple]

Yup

[warm leaf]

haha

[tranquil steeple]

She's annoyed that I called her here before the date tomorrow

Fuck you lurker

[warm leaf]

🛌

[drifting harbor]

Art Guy wtf

She was busy

[warm leaf]

prank'd

[tranquil steeple]

IT WAS LURKER

[drifting harbor]

Me and her were having lunch

[tranquil steeple]

Ah well guess I'll talk to her

Cya guys

[tranquil steeple]

You're insane.

Delusional

[warm leaf]

she's gonna slap the shit outta me

[tranquil steeple]

Brain dead

[tranquil steeple]

Fr

[drifting harbor]

You interrupted us

Fart Guy

[warm leaf]

glass houses, art guy

[tranquil steeple]

Ah but your mother full on told you we were together

[tranquil steeple]

Howdy please don't make a move on her. You're way better than me in every category if you do so she will most likely go with you. So please don't.

[warm leaf]

oooh so now you think mom's shallow and superficial like that?

i'll be sure to tell her that

[tranquil steeple]

NUHUH

NUHUHUHUH

She's right here by the way

I just think that howdy is better in every way so I think she's more inclined to go with him than me

But I dunno

[warm leaf]

you fake ass bitch

[tranquil steeple]

Bro tf do you mean

[warm leaf]

you don't even buy her wiiiine

[tranquil steeple]

I did 💀

On the first date and yesterday

You said it was probably not even good wine

[warm leaf]

see you can't even keep track of time anymore, your brain's all fucked up

[tranquil steeple]

What do you have against me and her

[tranquil steeple]

How?

I just explained it

I have perfect track of time

[warm leaf]

oh before i kinda had something, but now i'm just doing it to annoy you

you're a...decent guy, i guess

[tranquil steeple]

REALLY?!

Wow.

Anyways I should put the phone down, we're watching a movie rn

[tranquil steeple]

She's fine with the whole summoning her thing now

[warm leaf]

she's gonna spoil it

[tranquil steeple]

She's kinda mad at you tho lurker

[warm leaf]

she already knows the ending before it happens

[serene beacon]

I don’t actually know what that gif has to do with the subject but I think it’s funny cause portal

[dark kindle]

I drew lurker

[tranquil steeple]

So she's just acting surprised? Damn.