LURKER APPRECIATION PAGE

[warm leaf]

what do you mean damn

yeah •^D

[tranquil steeple]

Aw...

Alright its fine

[warm leaf]

monu what do you mean by that

do you want it to be a double date??

well i mean space mcdonalds is a little cheap for a date but yknow

she says it's only natural all the mortals want me since i look like her

[tranquil steeple]

True

Also. Lurker tried to get me in to that big group of mortals but I've always refused

And no I'm with his mom. Funny how things work out this was.

[warm leaf]

you're lucky mom's too busy to have a "big group of mortals" with her

[tranquil steeple]

Uhuh...

[warm leaf]

tf you mean uhuh

[tranquil steeple]

Just uhuh

[warm leaf]

i bet you don't know her favorite eyeliner

yes she uses eyeliner

don't question me

[tranquil steeple]

Bro. WE WENT ON ONE DATE

Wait she's texting me brb

[warm leaf]

HE DIDN'T

shhhhh

don't listen to him baby gurl 😘

they're baby gurls too

don't forget howdy

why are you crying baby gurl

[tranquil steeple]

Yeah. The twister thing. That was a date. We stated off at a restaurant. Talked and brought her back to my place where we had wine talked some more. And played board games. That was a date

I feel bad for you homie

[warm leaf]

bet you didn't even give her good wine 🙄

[tranquil steeple]

Was never a thing

I can see why

[warm leaf]

you're gonna feel a lot worse

and not for monu

[tranquil steeple]

That was the only time we hung out. We're barely friends

[tranquil steeple]

Ayo? Why??

[warm leaf]

not anymore since he tried to diddle my mom

[tranquil steeple]

Best I could get. I really wanted to get some good wine.

[tranquil steeple]

Broooo I just wanted to date her no diddling even happend

And we were barely friends to begin with

More like polite acquaintances

[warm leaf]

we were best buddies how could you art guy

art guy you backstabber

[tranquil steeple]

What?

That never happend

[warm leaf]

monu where are you going

[tranquil steeple]

Really?

[warm leaf]

god damn it art guy stop trying to ruin my relationships

it's ok ☺️

[serene beacon]

Do any of you know who is back

Because I do

It’s the Pac

He’s back

I don’t know why I find the pac is back to be funny I think I need help

[warm leaf]

yeeeees!!!

[serene beacon]

Have you been to McDonal before

If so that means you would be back

[warm leaf]

we're going to space mcdonalds

[serene beacon]

That’s a thing

[warm leaf]

it's mcdonalds, in space

[serene beacon]

I can’t tell if you’re joking or this is a real thing

[warm leaf]

yes it's a real thing they sell space fries and space borgar

[serene beacon]

Wow

I want space borgar

[warm leaf]

you ever had space coke? shit bangs

[serene beacon]

Space water

[warm leaf]

no that's just water

in space

[serene beacon]

Yeah

So you call it space water

[warm leaf]

space water

[serene beacon]

Why is it in space though

[tranquil steeple]

Brooo I ain't trying to do anything

[warm leaf]

it's cool

[serene beacon]

Space cheese

Do they have space cheese

[warm leaf]

i'll get you space coke

of course they have space cheese

[tranquil steeple]

-ain?

[warm leaf]

i could get a good deal in a space back alley

just gotta call my space dealer

[serene beacon]

Space drugs

[warm leaf]

watch out for the space police

[serene beacon]

Don’t let them put you in space prison

[warm leaf]

the unmatched power of the sun

there's also space big mac

[serene beacon]

There should be one of those space shuttle simulators that you can go in but they don’t tell you it’s actually real

That should be real

It’s space fries

Did you not listen

[warm leaf]

they fry their fries in a star it's awesome

[iron plover]

I just farted

[warm leaf]

yeah that would probably be better

idk if they're still in space covid

[serene beacon]

Space

Meteor

The Big Dipper

[warm leaf]

i'm sorry

[serene beacon]

Bad Lurker

Someone get the spray bottle

[warm leaf]

i apologize

monu im sorry please dont get the rolled up newspaper

[serene beacon]

Abuse

[warm leaf]

noo nooo please

i'm sorry 🥺

[serene beacon]

Don’t give in

[warm leaf]

monuuuu you wouldn't hurt me right 🥺

[serene beacon]

Close your eyes and wildly swing the newspaper

[warm leaf]

noooo don't do that 😰

[serene beacon]

Do it

[warm leaf]

monu are you alright

do you want a smooch ☺️

oh, ok then

do you want a hug?

[arctic maple]

Ermmmm

[warm leaf]

mango?

[arctic maple]

Who?

[warm leaf]

mangy

[arctic maple]

Eermmmm

Who?

[tight sequoia]

Jello

[warm leaf]

but i kinda like the hat man pfp

[tight sequoia]

Hm

[warm leaf]

aww shucks

[lucid crypt]

bagoni

[warm leaf]

monu!!!

guess what

i bought my new headphones

they're good

no

thanks for reminding me

[iron plover]

I’ve been pacing in a little circle and I’m dizzy now

[warm leaf]

i'm vibin' 😎

nice!

wowie!

[serene beacon]

Pretend the clock is a shower instead

[warm leaf]

nice clock

very nice clock

it is clock inspection day at lurker appreciation page

show me your clocks

ash that's a very nice clock

8/10 clock

[iron plover]

thanks bbg 🥰

[warm leaf]

alright next clock

[iron plover]

irl clock 😱

[warm leaf]

holy shit nice clock

that's a 10/10 clock right there

[iron plover]

thank you 😎

[serene beacon]

I have so many clock head images

[warm leaf]

what happened

[serene beacon]

Nooo

[warm leaf]

what was that

[serene beacon]

It was 10 clock head images

[warm leaf]

wheatley ms paint you have too many clocks

[serene beacon]

I know

[warm leaf]

control your clocks

[serene beacon]

I can’t get rid of them

They always come back

[warm leaf]

keep your clocks in line

[warm leaf]

holy shit, what a clock head

very old clock

[warm leaf]

stop being so clocky

[warm leaf]

clocked up

[warm leaf]

clockhead

[iron plover]

clock senpai 🥵

[warm leaf]

i couldn't possibly rate this many clocks

[cobalt nebula]

wait its giving

[warm leaf]

trager

[cobalt nebula]

my phone when its 5:45 am

[cobalt nebula]

hi

[warm leaf]

traggy it's clock inspection day

show us your clock

[serene beacon]

Depressed clock

[warm leaf]

that's a sad clock

[serene beacon]

Why isn’t he wearing shoes

I just noticed this

[warm leaf]

sad people don't wear shoes

monu???

[cobalt nebula]

angry clock

[serene beacon]

There seems to be two stock image versions of clock head

[cobalt nebula]

why do they need all of those

[warm leaf]

clock inspection day

[serene beacon]

The one with the jean jacket and the one with the suit

[cobalt nebula]

smash

[serene beacon]

I don’t even know why there are so many stock images of it

[warm leaf]

show us your clock monu

[lucid crypt]

giys

[cobalt nebula]

who heart eye reacted this

[warm leaf]

control your clocks

[lucid crypt]

i'm gonna

[lucid crypt]

make a fish meme main post area

[warm leaf]

clocked up

[serene beacon]

Holy clock

[warm leaf]

gosh i am vibin' so fucking hard

[serene beacon]

He is shining

[warm leaf]

holy shit monu nice clock

[cobalt nebula]

this clock ugly asf

[serene beacon]

Good job Monu you have showed us your clock

[warm leaf]

very nice clock monu

[cobalt nebula]

ur lying

[warm leaf]

monu thats a 9.5/10 clock

[serene beacon]

Clock divorces wife

[warm leaf]

the clockman lore goes deep

[serene beacon]

The wife takes the dog from him and then he is depressed

[warm leaf]

traggy it's clock inspection day show us your clock

[cobalt nebula]

the look like they boned their brains out in the bathroom bfore entering the office

[cobalt nebula]

no

💯

[warm leaf]

haha i bet you don't even have a clock

[cobalt nebula]

i should keep my mouth shut

[serene beacon]

I was thinking that you are their child and they are telling you they are getting a divorce

[cobalt nebula]

i have like 2 without counting the ones u wear

[warm leaf]

is that your clock or are you just happy to see me

[serene beacon]

Yes show us your clock

[cobalt nebula]

fuck

[warm leaf]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[serene beacon]

What was that

[warm leaf]

LMAOOO

[cobalt nebula]

GUYS I JUST SEARCHED UP UGLY CLOCK BUT I MISSPELLED IT AND GOT FLASHED 😭

[warm leaf]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

STOOOOP MY SIDES AAAAAA

[serene beacon]

that’s so funny

[cobalt nebula]

im so serious

[serene beacon]

No I believe you it’s just funny

[cobalt nebula]

NOOOO

[warm leaf]

traggy you baboon

[cobalt nebula]

nah what was that

[warm leaf]

you didn't even show us your clock

for clock inspection day

[cobalt nebula]

silly silly

[warm leaf]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[cobalt nebula]

WHY WONT THEY LEAV

i was tryiong to post this

[warm leaf]

omg cat clock

[serene beacon]

What a lovely clock you have there

[warm leaf]

you know who else has a- nevermind

clocked up

hmm i should get a cat clock

[cobalt nebula]

totally unrelated but i finished the rlly cool fanarrt i was doing yesterday 😼

[serene beacon]

Is it a clock

[warm leaf]

if it's not me

[cobalt nebula]

its not

[warm leaf]

oh so you hate me

[cobalt nebula]

hold on

[serene beacon]

As it should be

[cobalt nebula]

idk wich version he looks bettr 😭

its cremator from the band ghoul ^0^

[serene beacon]

No way it’s cremator half life 2

[cobalt nebula]

STOPAO

KILLS YOUI

ty pookie 😜

drawing commandant dobrunkum nxt

[serene beacon]

Wow it looks just like cremator the scrapped half life 2 enemy

This is insane

[cobalt nebula]

kills you

TWICE

[serene beacon]

Go ahead

I’ll always come back

[tranquil steeple]

That looks like the guitar guy from mad max

[serene beacon]

No

It looks like cremator half life 2

[cobalt nebula]

its a BASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡 😡

[tranquil steeple]

It’s still a guitar

[cobalt nebula]

yk what isnt a guitar, this ratio

[tranquil steeple]

I out of ratio your ratio

[cobalt nebula]

i shoot you in between ur eyes

[tranquil steeple]

You think you outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting

[serene beacon]

No it’s a flamethrower

Because it’s cremator half life 2

[tranquil steeple]

Flamethromer

I got the last word yay

[serene beacon]

No

[tranquil steeple]

Ies

[serene beacon]

Nuh uh

[tranquil steeple]

Uy

[warm leaf]

i just took a shower 😎

[serene beacon]

Yet again imagine the clock is a shower

[warm leaf]

ladies ladies one at a time please

are you sure? it's kinda huge

it's a pretty big clock

it's even got a nice curve to it

[drifting harbor]

Show me your clock Lurker

[warm leaf]

noooo, i shan't

[drifting harbor]

I like looking at clocks, what can I say

[warm leaf]

no no no no you guys aren't ready

it's a really thick clock too

monu stop drooling

[drifting harbor]

God yes

[warm leaf]

no no i shan't

it's too much

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-zumba-drooling-plankton-gif-15005725

[warm leaf]

no no it's too big

gosh monu, you really wanna see my clock

[drifting harbor]

Is it really too much to ask for?

[warm leaf]

i can't take a clock pic here my mom's looking at me weird

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-dry-thirsty-sweating-gif-9164684

I need it

[drifting harbor]

Ok then just take a pic of your mom

[warm leaf]

you don't need to see my clock

[warm leaf]

you don't need to see my mom

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-i-need-it-gif-14006288

[drifting harbor]

; (

You’re making me cry, Lurker

[warm leaf]

i'm the clock inspector here

it would be a biased opinion

[drifting harbor]

It’s a 10/10

Duh

[warm leaf]

exactly

so no clock rating required

[drifting harbor]

Well we need to verify

[warm leaf]

guys you can't handle my clock

you would like pass out or something

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-begging-pretty-please-beg-on-your-knees-pray-for-mercy-gif-26344462

[serene beacon]

Give me the clock

I am the clock master

And I demand your clock

[warm leaf]

you will not have my clock

it's mine

[serene beacon]

Please

Pretty please

I will give you a cookie

I will mail it to you

[warm leaf]

i lied guys, i don't have a clock 😔

i'm a girl

[serene beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/angai313-spongebob-sad-spongebob-crying-gif-21679826

Noooooo

No embed

Sadness

Despair

[warm leaf]

noooo monu

no i literally don't have one 😭

but i lied again i'm not actually a girl that would be ridiculous

[serene beacon]

Plot twist

[warm leaf]

nooooo my oxygen tubes i need that to breathe

[serene beacon]

What does this have to do with those

[warm leaf]

he pulled the plug

[serene beacon]

Oh yeah

[iron plover]

what’s a girl

WAHOOOOO

[warm leaf]

shhhh don't worry about it

[iron plover]

ok 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[warm leaf]

ughhh

fine, do whatever you want 🙄

[agile meadow]

Average Mortal when coming into contact with an eldritch being smh my head

[warm leaf]

it's true

[agile meadow]

Next tim trying being an immortal/undead 🙄

[warm leaf]

yeah lol

[agile meadow]

Dandori Issues smh my head

Cuz ur weak minded

[warm leaf]

oh yeah monu i'm gonna have to tell mom about us

which means you gotta meet her in person

[agile meadow]

"about us" As in dating or a pet?

[warm leaf]

yeah sure

[agile meadow]

I have several questions-

https://tenor.com/view/jontron-ihaveseveralquestions-questions-gif-9568397

[warm leaf]

yeah you stay shhhh

[warm leaf]

mom jumpscare

[agile meadow]

Louie Jumpscare

[warm leaf]

ew

[agile meadow]

He's like 2 inches tall, how is he ew

[warm leaf]

too short

[agile meadow]

Fair, I'd ;fling him if he was irl

[warm leaf]

but monu you're gonna have to meet my parents

[serene beacon]

Id chop him up and make him into a little dish

[agile meadow]

Taste of his own medacine

[warm leaf]

uhhh no one

[serene beacon]

Exactly

[agile meadow]

There is no dad, it's Mitosis

[warm leaf]

yes that

it's totally that

trust

[agile meadow]

What is it asexual reproduction

[agile meadow]

I hate that

[serene beacon]

Funny President guy

[warm leaf]

wowie

can't wait!!

[agile meadow]

Nuh uh, that's not Sacho

[cobalt nebula]

WOOHOO

[warm leaf]

hmmmmm

[warm leaf]

hello monu

welcome to the lurker kissing booth

can i get you a smooch

[warm leaf]

yes monu

[smoky spruce]

…

[arctic maple]

Ermmm I’m not straight tho

[warm leaf]

momma

what about me ☺️

YAAAAYYYY

kiss kiss kiss mwah mwah mwah 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[tranquil steeple]

Look at this goofball, just standing there

[warm leaf]

what the fuck

[drifting harbor]

I thought of it randomly

Had to do it

[warm leaf]

howdy that's my entire story here 😭

lurker lore has been solved everyone

[drifting harbor]

Lurker lore in 5 seconds

[warm leaf]

hmm maybe i should switch back to the og pfp

it's like wearing old pants that don't really fit you anymore

it's the one in the meme

yeah

i think if i put the og on my anti-furry feelings will come back

[drifting harbor]

Become a furry

That solves all identity crises

[dark kindle]

Oh i still need to download lurker images

[warm leaf]

also howdy i'm saving that it's too good

[drifting harbor]

Thx bbg 😘

[warm leaf]

why is your pfp just a rock

is that a rock

am i seeing it wrong

[dark kindle]

I thought it was a mattress

[warm leaf]

aha it's a rock

[dark kindle]

Real

[warm leaf]

funny rock

[dark kindle]

Howd u get a pic of my bed

[warm leaf]

post this rock to become funny

[dark kindle]

I dont need to

[warm leaf]

monu why did you call me

awww you were looking at my bio

awwwww

[dark kindle]

I need to draw lurker on my next essay

[warm leaf]

do not

[dark kindle]

I will

[warm leaf]

ok then

[dark kindle]

L

History essays suck

[warm leaf]

i'm a history essay

[dark kindle]

🙏 brb in an hour finna work real hard

[warm leaf]

monu it's ok

at least you're not a furry

that's a w in my book

kisses kisses

goodnight!!

[dark kindle]

Gn

[warm leaf]

sleep tight sweet prince

[dark kindle]

Lurker question

[warm leaf]

shoot

[dark kindle]

If you were in the painverse would it be okay if instead of ur normal one eye you had multiple BUT wore a mask that was black and had one eye painted on it

[warm leaf]

yeah

that sounds cool

you have my blessing

[dark kindle]

Alr

Bc everyone in the painverse has atleast 4 eyes

[warm leaf]

nice!

[dark kindle]

I will make u soon prob if i remember

[warm leaf]

sweet

[cobalt nebula]

STROPP

[warm leaf]

TRAGGY

look what you've done tragger

[agile meadow]

WHAT THE FU-

[cobalt nebula]

im so mad i cant deal w this now

im glad i didnt draw that

[warm leaf]

so traggy you wanna draw that kissing booth idea i had

[cobalt nebula]

imagine drawing that

[agile meadow]

anyway, full image when? /j

[warm leaf]

i have it here

[agile meadow]

whut

[warm leaf]

you wanna take a peek

say yes

[cobalt nebula]

no *explodes you*

[agile meadow]

escuse me wha

[cobalt nebula]

u dont have the full full image

only i had it

and i deleted it

[agile meadow]

Dandori Issue

[warm leaf]

say yes 🔪

[warm leaf]

is that a maybe ☺️

[cobalt nebula]

iused the wrong reaction image but this kinda fits

[warm leaf]

tragger why do you not wanna talk to me anymore

is it because you're based

[agile meadow]

uh- I'm kinda curious now ngl

[cobalt nebula]

what

[cobalt nebula]

yes but whay

[warm leaf]

idk you've been ignoring me lately it's making me frown 😔

wait why didn't that respond

one moment

[cobalt nebula]

i got flashed

[agile meadow]

fucking jumpscared me holy shit-

[warm leaf]

discord light mode

[cobalt nebula]

deleteitdeleteitdeleteit

[agile meadow]

I was chatting a friend in DMs and then I get flashbanged by lurkass

[warm leaf]

aha it is gone

[cobalt nebula]

LMAAOO

[warm leaf]

like magic

[warm leaf]

nice

hopefully it was burned into your retinas

[cobalt nebula]

it is

im going to bathe with bleach noe

[warm leaf]

haha

so traggy you're gonna draw that idea i had right ☺️

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[agile meadow]

wait can you post it again I didn't get to save it /j

[cobalt nebula]

ill think abt it.... maybe after i finish drawing 2 othr thingz

april 1 ill not do it

[warm leaf]

don't worry take your time ☺️ (you have 5 seconds)

[drifting harbor]

Do it now, lurker art is your life

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-better-call-saul-walter-white-saul-goodman-heisenberg-gif-24139785

[cobalt nebula]

i cant find any good kissing emojis rn

[smoky spruce]

gn

[smoky spruce]

What happened

[raven rapids]

lurkass

i think. ehhh...

[smoky spruce]

oh my

new fanart??

I should really actually draw buff lurker

[raven rapids]

idk scroll up and suffer if you want

[smoky spruce]

It was deleted i think

[raven rapids]

but uhhh

[reef yoke]

Yes

[raven rapids]

the other one is cropped

[reef yoke]

Without hesitation

[smoky spruce]

Im gonna have to ask traggy to send it to me later

[raven rapids]

cartoonishly like an anvil

[agile meadow]

Have it sent to me too, for... reasearch purposes

[reef yoke]

Me too

[lucid crypt]

hi

[agile meadow]

did we get femboy banned

no

👄

wtf

oh wait

I know what's wrong

[warm leaf]

huh

[drifting harbor]

Lurker? I hardly know her!

[warm leaf]

uhmmm excuse me i'm a boy ☺️

[drifting harbor]

Boy? I hardly know her!

[warm leaf]

monu!!!

hey monu look

mom jumpscare!!

•^D

can you believe it i came outta her

ART GUY

I SAW THAT

[tranquil steeple]

?

Saw what?

[warm leaf]

you can't escape my gaze

[tranquil steeple]

Oh my lord its the woman I'm dating

[tranquil steeple]

I can go behind you.

[warm leaf]

why would you wanna do that

hmmmm?

[tranquil steeple]

Ew

No

[warm leaf]

mom wasn't ever the same after the divorce

[tranquil steeple]

Damn.

[warm leaf]

haha jk

there was never a divorce

no no because she never got married

like how do you officiate a marriage between eldritch creatures

you don't

yeah i'm not a clone of her

[tranquil steeple]

I guess she did. Lurker is here after all

[warm leaf]

uhhhhm

i uhh don't know where he is

yes i don't know where he is

uhmmmm

it's nothing

[tranquil steeple]

No seriously lurker

What happend?

What are you hiding???

[warm leaf]

alright fine

garfield

lurkerverse??

the other eldritch horror cat

you know what i'm talking about

[drifting harbor]

Woof woof ruff bark bark grrr woof woof

[warm leaf]

yummy

[warm leaf]

nooo howdy back off

[tranquil steeple]

What.

[drifting harbor]

MONU!

[warm leaf]

what's the matter art guy?

[drifting harbor]

She may be your mom but she’s my momm(wh)y

[warm leaf]

have you no shame

[tranquil steeple]

Nah nothing

[warm leaf]

lmao art guy is packing his bags right now and fleeing

[tranquil steeple]

I'm excited with my next date with lurkers mom tomorrow

[tranquil steeple]

Nuhuh. I just didn't know your dad was the famous Garfield. I'm a big fan of his work

Why were you so ashamed?

[drifting harbor]

Not for your mom, no

[warm leaf]

uh huh

[warm leaf]

no reason

[tranquil steeple]

I'm dating her tho.

[tranquil steeple]

Really?

[warm leaf]

she's humoring you

[drifting harbor]

That’s fine, I just want to be held by her and told everything is ok

[tranquil steeple]

Bro what.

[tranquil steeple]

Aight I want that too ngl

I can't even be mad cause I see where you and monu are coming from

[warm leaf]

yeah like what

the eldritch mangoes are here not there

[tranquil steeple]

Bro no

[tranquil steeple]

Why don't you like me dating your mom?

[warm leaf]

ugh, can't believe mom would stoop so low as to date a mortal

[tranquil steeple]

Honestly I can see it she is supper fucking hot

Im surprised she even let me go on 1 date

Or even talk to me for that matter

[tranquil steeple]

Aren't you dating monu?

[warm leaf]

...fuck

he got me

[tranquil steeple]

Hmmmmmm

[warm leaf]

but monu's special

[tranquil steeple]

You're just trying to get me to let you have a chance

You.

[warm leaf]

exactly!!!

[tranquil steeple]

Oh really? Then I'm not a mortal either

[warm leaf]

mom's standards must have really dropped

you have to abide by the rules of time and space like whaaaat that's so cringe

yeah!

wait why did you highlight the word long

[tranquil steeple]

Really?

[tranquil steeple]

Or maybe I'm just that cool and beautiful (nah I'm just lucky honestly)

Bro why.

[drifting harbor]

So you’re telling me I have a chance?

[tranquil steeple]

Nuhuh I'm with her

[warm leaf]

no you're mine

[tranquil steeple]

Seeee howdy

[warm leaf]

(platonically)

[tranquil steeple]

?

Oh

[drifting harbor]

Not for long

[warm leaf]

haha silly mortals

you and your cringe ass lifespans

[tranquil steeple]

.

This is kinda racist ngl

[drifting harbor]

Hey man, don’t bully mortals. We came up with burgers

[warm leaf]

hmm that is true, but we have space burgers

[drifting harbor]

; (

[warm leaf]

they're burgers, in space

[drifting harbor]

Oh I’m one of the good ones. Ok

[warm leaf]

no no howdy you're special because you're in my cult

so you'll be saved when i erase this world from existence

[drifting harbor]

Yay : D

[tranquil steeple]

We made them tho

Bro...

I see how it is then 😭

[tranquil steeple]

Why do you guys just not like me 😭

/j for the rudness or for me being cool aswell????

[warm leaf]

i found a twister thing at my mom's place today

[tranquil steeple]

😨

[tranquil steeple]

And?

[warm leaf]

hmmmm

[tranquil steeple]

What

Awwww thanks monu 😊

Nah it's fine

You're cool too

[warm leaf]

i thought you were hallucinating

[tranquil steeple]

Wdym.

Oh you found evidence

Now you know I wasn't hallucinating

[warm leaf]

so do people usually kiss on their second date

[tranquil steeple]

She's very nice lurker. I know I can't force you to accept me into your life but if you just give me a chance I think I can make your mom real happy 😊

[tranquil steeple]

I dunno.

Hopefully

[warm leaf]

you're gonna get a mouthful then

hehehehheeAHAHAHHAHAHA

[tranquil steeple]

?

Garfield gonna pull up and fight me 😭

I will try not to fight as much as possible

But if things go wrong I am efficient in a specific self defense karate

[warm leaf]

he wont

if he wanted you dead, you would be

simple as

[tranquil steeple]

Simple as what 🤨

Hopefully it stays like that

[warm leaf]

sure

eww

[warm leaf]

she's got shadowy face tentacles

i can't get a good image so uhh have this fanart

face tentacles

what are you yelling for

oh because she's doing a cat pose

ahhh i see

elaborate

oh geez is that art guy

speaking of, where did he go

dude that's my mom

i could put some mangoes on and i'd look like her

[tranquil steeple]

Brooooo

[warm leaf]

well i don't have her dress with me

[tranquil steeple]

And??

[warm leaf]

did you see them

[tranquil steeple]

?

[warm leaf]

the image art guy

[tranquil steeple]

And I am so happy to be dating this woman

I do not CARE about the face tentacles. I'd still kiss her

[warm leaf]

man is just stoked to be getting a smooch smooch from the face tentacles

yeah what a weirdo

anyway monu come here 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

[tranquil steeple]

💀

[warm leaf]

hmmm i wonder when i'll grow some cyan fur

or orange?

if you mix these two you get bay leaf green

[tranquil steeple]

Nice

Maybe you'll be green then

[warm leaf]

aw but i don't wanna be green

[tranquil steeple]

Have you not hit your space puberty or whatever or when do you get the fur?

[tranquil steeple]

Qell you could be blue or orange

Quite a variety of colours

[warm leaf]

hmmmmm

i like cyan better i guess

ooh that reminds me

this art someone made had me in a blue color

not quite cyan but you know

[tranquil steeple]

Nice

It would be cool to have fanart

[warm leaf]

hmm idk i think i'll just stay all black, like a goth teen

or maybe i'll get that reddish-brown color that shiny draws

oooh i like that one a lot

[tranquil steeple]

Hm

So is it like dye or something? Like how people have natural hair colours and yours just so happens to be black??

[warm leaf]

eldritch entities have multiple forms they can assume, like how mom has over a thousand

[tranquil steeple]

Nice

[tranquil steeple]

Cool that she picked the hot one

[tranquil steeple]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK

[drifting harbor]

Lurskirt

[warm leaf]

you think that's the hot one

[tranquil steeple]

😊 tell me more

[warm leaf]

no

that's forbidden knowledge

[tranquil steeple]

Pleeeeease

[tranquil steeple]

I don't care 😊

[iron plover]

hi monu

[crystal rapids]

lurker ist sehr schön, sehr klug, sehr groß, und sehr nett <3

[warm leaf]

stop it i can't handle compliments out of nowhere like this 😭

[crystal rapids]

LMAOOO

[crystal rapids]

translation: lurker is very beautiful, very smart, very tall, and very nice <3

jerma-n

[reef yoke]

Lurker is big????? 😳

Get me somma that

[crystal rapids]

erm

[reef yoke]

I mean what

[warm leaf]

thank you marcel you're very nice

[crystal rapids]

awww tysm lurkie

[reef yoke]

Oh you meant groß the other way

Shit

[crystal rapids]

LMFAOOO

[reef yoke]

I mean that’s fine too ig

[crystal rapids]

i mean. either way is true

[warm leaf]

i'm gonna cry i can't handle this 😭

[crystal rapids]

i mean erm what

[reef yoke]

Erm. What the scallop

[drifting harbor]

I will teach you everything you need to know so you’ll get good grades

[drifting harbor]

Ja, ich liebe Lurker. Er ist wirklich cool.

[warm leaf]

awwww howdy 🥺

[crystal rapids]

okay what comes after 2

[drifting harbor]

You deserve the compliments, König

Ok so first comes a

Then b

[crystal rapids]

good job

[drifting harbor]

Then d I think

[crystal rapids]

monu ist sehr klug

(monu is very smart)

[drifting harbor]

Ja, er ist sehr klug und nett

Kinda the problem I have with learning German and Spanish at the same time

“Oh whoops my bad I’m thinking in the wrong language”

[crystal rapids]

i once tried to learn french and japanese and russian all at once.. like, no, eleven year old me, you cant do that

[drifting harbor]

Read an old timey English book and you can learn so much fancy English vocabulary, like serendipitous and incredulity

[drifting harbor]

Oof RIP

I plan on learning more languages but I’m gonna wait until I’m fluent in what I’m learning.

[warm leaf]

monu goes to school

[alpine pebble]

Hi lurker chat ily guys you’re the coolest

[warm leaf]

hello!!!

[drifting harbor]

Also don’t worry, in America most people only know English and I swear sometimes they’re not even fluent in that. Today someone didn’t know the difference between ironic and iconic.

[warm leaf]

i really wanna put a maid dress on right now idk why i just wanna

[alpine pebble]

Lurker cosplays his oc real

[crystal rapids]

do it omg

[drifting harbor]

Completely different script so I imagine it would only be slightly less difficult for me than learning Arabic or Japanese

[tranquil steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/yoj-gif-21730189

[warm leaf]

i don't got one with me right now 😔

i do have a silly apron though

[crystal rapids]

i would buy you one but i need money to survive

[tranquil steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thumbs-up-middle-finger-cat-gif-23407917

[crystal rapids]

damn i cant spell

herman brain

[drifting harbor]

I plan on learning languages that are practical for me, so hopefully once I’m confident enough in German and Spanish I’ll try to learn an Asian or a Slavic language to diversify it a bit.

[crystal rapids]

JERMAN*

[warm leaf]

i remember the first time i put a silly apron on, it was all downhill from there

[drifting harbor]

German has such long words

[crystal rapids]

fr

[drifting harbor]

I think you mean it all went up from there

[warm leaf]

i'm not cooking anything though

[crystal rapids]

"goodbye" into AUF WIEDERSEHEN

[drifting harbor]

Subway into U-Bahnstation

[alpine pebble]

Almost all my favorite people are on discord im so happy

[drifting harbor]

There’s a word for favorite color in German

[crystal rapids]

excuse me into whatever the fuck this is

[warm leaf]

it's a white apron with a heart in it it's very cute

[drifting harbor]

Excuse me

[warm leaf]

ah, the sound you make when you got something in your throat

[drifting harbor]

It’s pretty easy to say once you get the hang of it

[alpine pebble]

[drifting harbor]

I think it’s fun to say

[warm leaf]

now i wanna wear that silly apron 😔

[crystal rapids]

nein

[drifting harbor]

Oops, goodnight Monu sweetie

[alpine pebble]

Guys monu hates me (not fake)

[warm leaf]

goodnight monu!!!

[alpine pebble]

Goodnight monuuu

[crystal rapids]

goodnight monu

!!

[drifting harbor]

Oh whaddya know guys something came up I’ve gotta go

[alpine pebble]

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-creepy-window-spongebob-sneak-out-gif-17715009

[alpine pebble]

[drifting harbor]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gangster-spongebob-spon-bob-gangsta-gif-20217418

[alpine pebble]

Oh!

[warm leaf]

miau

[drifting harbor]

My favorite part of German is it being a gendered language but not having any indicator on its words about whether or not it’s masculine or feminine

Or if they’re neutral

You kinda just have to remember

[warm leaf]

nice

[crystal rapids]

fr bc pizza is feminine, salad is masculine, and egg is gender neutral???

i was so confused

i get dog being masc and cat being fem but hUh

[drifting harbor]

Germans be like: THE SALAD IS A MAN, THE EGG IS NON BINARY, AND PIZZA IS A WOMAN. FUCK YOU IF YOU GET IT WRONG

[warm leaf]

eggs are gender neutral? i thought they were trans

[drifting harbor]

In German there’s 3 ways to say “the”

Der die das

Der is masculine, die is feminine, and das is neutral

There’s no indicators on the words which one starts with which, theyre basically like “fuck you, figure it out”

[drifting harbor]

Nah, they’re still in their shell

[warm leaf]

oooh that's right

[quartz thistle]

sounds like german tbh

[warm leaf]

what the

[warm leaf]

why can't you post anything coherent

[warm leaf]

wow that made my migraine worse thanks

[smoky spruce]

hey i have migranes too!!

twins!

[warm leaf]

shut up

[smoky spruce]

go sip on caffeine for all i care

So mean

[warm leaf]

puppy

[warm leaf]

stop it

[warm leaf]

i'm going to assault you

[crystal rapids]

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[warm leaf]

pet the puppy

[warm leaf]

cat

[agile meadow]

wouldn't it be sillt if I have Lurky milk, chocolate, peanuts, avocado, and grapes(all deadly to cats btw)

[quartz thistle]

damn guess I'm not included in this one :(

[iron plover]

hello !

[quartz thistle]

I do not kiss boys

[iron plover]

Febby nooooooo

[quartz thistle]

yeah true

getting revenge for the bite of '83

[dark kindle]

Lurker in the painverse

[warm leaf]

holy shit i have hair

that actually kinda looks like my hair

[iron plover]

HANSOM

[warm leaf]

look at those mangoes though

scandalous

but a bra on, those melons are round

[dark kindle]

:3

[iron plover]

🥭 🥭

[warm leaf]

very good stuff pain

very smoochable

[iron plover]

mwah

[warm leaf]

i cannot get over that chest

[dark kindle]

Lol

My fav thing 2 draw

[warm leaf]

chestnuts

[iron plover]

looks like 2 pillows

[dark kindle]

Anyways ill draw more later

[warm leaf]

right??

you could snooze on those bad boys

[iron plover]

snuggling up to them rn fr

[dark kindle]

Take a good ol 8 hour snooze and have a constantly great temp pillow

[iron plover]

•3

[warm leaf]

•3

[warm leaf]

monu did you see

the huge mangoes

they're humongous

need to get a binder on those pillows

keep them in line

[warm leaf]

any bigger than that and pain would get sent to the shadow realm

is that alternate reality vsauce

[iron plover]

no it’s sonic the hedgehog

[warm leaf]

i don't know, mods are kinda scary 😰

[iron plover]

a

[warm leaf]

hmmm monu you seem to like the mangoes

[iron plover]

me thinking about mango juice

[warm leaf]

maybe

[warm leaf]

ooh i should open a mango juice stand

like a lemonade stand, but for mango juice

[iron plover]

OOOOH good idea !!!

[warm leaf]

just 25 cents a pop

for a cup of mango juice

[iron plover]

I’ll take 10

[warm leaf]

directly from the source

[iron plover]

🤤

[warm leaf]

business is boomin' 😎

[iron plover]

and then I’ll take 20 more after that

[warm leaf]

oh jeez, i don't know if i have enough mango juice

[iron plover]

ohhh sorry, that’s fair lol

yessir !!

[warm leaf]

first cup is free monu

come on i know you want it

[iron plover]

take advantage of this irresistible offer monu

[warm leaf]

oh boy

[iron plover]

I mean yeah, I’d pay extra for that-

[warm leaf]

hmmm

well money is money

[iron plover]

:33

[warm leaf]

of course 🥰

ah well no actually it's only 25 cents

i can't get it cheaper than that

fiiiine you can have some for free

that would be a little too weird i think

actually traggy drew worse stuff before now that i think about it

[iron plover]

oui

[drifting harbor]

I know, I have it saved in my hidden folder

[iron plover]

so have I 🤭

[drifting harbor]

I will later, I’m in math class (don’t tell anyone)

[quartz thistle]

lmao

[warm leaf]

have you seen those chestnuts though

good heavens

[quartz thistle]

they're decently sized lol

[warm leaf]

how does this keep happening

oh sorry do i smell bad

i just took a shower

why are you making a face

hmmmm

monu were you trying to smell me

that's some furry shit i'm ngl

idk maybe i'm just rubbing off on you

heh, rubbing off

[iron plover]

:3

:33

[warm leaf]

•3

[iron plover]

•3 😘

[warm leaf]

mwah

[iron plover]

mwah mwah mwwwwwah

[warm leaf]

holy shit kwite

[iron plover]

I’m sure you do :3

[warm leaf]

hmm maybe i should get some cool jewelry, or wear gold ornaments like mom

i mean i'm not very ostentatious

but you know, it would be cool

[iron plover]

you’d be dazzling

[warm leaf]

awww you're just saying that

[cobalt nebula]

u gave him bobs

[iron plover]

bobs

[agile meadow]

guys is it wrong I have a folder of 20+ pikmin memes

asking for a friend

this is all hypothetical ofc

not real at all

(I promise I'm not insane)

[cobalt nebula]

no its very normal and you should delete ur family photos for more pikmin photos

[agile meadow]

I don't have any family photos on my laptop idiot

[warm leaf]

heheheh bobs

[warm leaf]

jealous 🥺

[cobalt nebula]

never....

[lucid crypt]

we bought a new one for the funnies 😎😎😎😎

[iron plover]

me too

[drifting harbor]

Nah I don’t really like dudes named Bob

They’re always old

[warm leaf]

howdyyyyy did you see the bobs

[drifting harbor]

I did

I love the drawing

[warm leaf]

me too!!!!

[drifting harbor]

It’s so cool

[warm leaf]

i love mangoes

howdy...🤨

[drifting harbor]

Sorry, I meant cool

[warm leaf]

gasp

howdy you really think that 🥺

[drifting harbor]

Pain is a good drawer

[drifting harbor]

Yeah, it’s so cool

https://tenor.com/view/parappa-daffy-duck-meme-funny-penith-gif-22989686