LORE 👹👹

[cold crown]

Lore: ||mari fall down the stairs bacuse sunny pushed her||

[humble acorn]

Lore: We need to cook, Jesse

[jolly yoke]

Lore: the fake jack X slinky real????????????? 😨😨😨

[gleaming quartz]

LORE: as I get older my hair is getting darker.

[cold crown]

LORE: sunny hopes your good

[jovial glen]

FAKE JACK?

[jolly yoke]

I AM THE REAL JACK

[jovial glen]

mo

no

jackbox real jack

fakey

[jolly yoke]

😡

[strange rivet]

lore: weezer

[cold crown]

Lore: about to make a video

[humble acorn]

Lore: OwO

[tepid junco]

Lore that one time I took too much benadryl and said this

I was tripping out

[humble acorn]

Lore: Wack

[humble acorn]

lore: kwite has abandoned us

[humble acorn]

Lore: Kwitecord turned @distant coyote asexual

Lore: Also, he likes men

[distant coyote]

that's not how that works i think

idk

[nova grove]

lore: I do NOT fuck fish

[humble acorn]

and yet...

[nova grove]

I LOVE MEN!!!

[jolly yoke]

Lore: sparkles

[humble acorn]

Lore: Lin gay confirm

Lore: And sexist

[distant coyote]

i'm not gay bro

[royal ingot]

Lol

[distant coyote]

stop spreading the misinformation that i'm gay

[humble acorn]

its not misinformation

[distant coyote]

i'm not on that gay shit bro

[royal ingot]

You look hot

[jolly yoke]

Lore: shit grabber needs to come back online

[humble acorn]

liar

[distant coyote]

cmon now

[humble acorn]

liar

[humble acorn]

liar

[distant coyote]

dude i only cuddle my boys to up my test

it's for the gains

[humble acorn]

cuddle me then, if you're so straight

thats what I thought

[distant coyote]

no i only cuddle my homies with huge muscles

they're nice pillows

[humble acorn]

I have decently huge muscles

[distant coyote]

gotta be huger sorry

i don't make the rules

[humble acorn]

yes you do

hoeass mf

[cold crown]

LORE: looking at the same video for the 2 time (phoenix wright defenses sunny in chort after omori good ending)

[jolly yoke]

Lore: Shit Grabber is ignoring us (PLEASE COME ONLINE I WANT TO SHOW YOU TO RHE BFF EVER)

[cerulean compass]

Lore: RIZZ MONSTER

[nova grove]

Lore: four big guys

[cobalt mountain]

Lore: Kwite Bot is the superior Lilith

[strange rivet]

thats crazy

[nova grove]

Lore: nathan larson eats men

[humble acorn]

Lore: Kwite uses Reddit

[humble acorn]

Lore: Im gonna propose

Lore: @near tusk will you marry me?

[near tusk]

Lore: Ight

[copper jackal]

thE other springtrap has a thing for leashes

[ebon bane]

Lore: Springtrap clones active in chat and communicating

[humble acorn]

LIES

[humble acorn]

Lore: Omg, bet

[copper jackal]

lore: the cannon spring is the springtrap with the most messages at the current time

[cold crown]

LORE:Omoriboy Stan (that’s me) is going to make a omoriboy tupperbot

[ebon bane]

Lore: mikey pfp devolved into maid springtrap

[copper jackal]

cannonically both springtraps are a furry

[royal ingot]

Lies

[white pumice]

its screensht evidence

give it up already man this has been going for 4 days nnow

you fr cannot make up youd mind if your a furry or not

its yes no yes no

[royal ingot]

Its a lieeeee

[white pumice]

keep telling yourself that

[royal ingot]

Im not a furry :<

I dont want to get bullied by them

[white pumice]

you and him are the same person

he cant do shit

also he admits to being a furry

hes just more open about it

but seeing as u say the leash thing carries over both sides so should the furry part

[cold crown]

• insert lyrics to that one Danganronpa Song about kokichi*

[white pumice]

logical debunking on why springtrap is a furry

ez gg

gn

[static wind]

lore: insomni and me are at war (he took the simp zone)

[cerulean compass]

good luck because he's 17 ft tall

[jolly yoke]

cause I’m a liar

Giggles

[humble acorn]

Lore: @gleaming quartz was cleared to work today

[humble acorn]

Lore: This is @waxen ocean

[jolly yoke]

Lore: i drew Hajime Hinata as a fucking femboy 😨😨😨

[cold crown]

NA

[jolly yoke]

risking it all to send this

HES SO UGLY

[static wind]

lore:

[strange rivet]

hoober

[humble acorn]

Lore: My tummy hurts

[nova grove]

lore: hablunga

[humble acorn]

Its @distant coyote

[unreal basin]

Lore: I am perfect

[tropic totem]

Silence

[strange rivet]

lore: idk

[nova grove]

lore: I did not kill a women name sarah bowlson on Thursday, August 10th at 14:23, with a 2'4 plank

[waxen ocean]

lore: i killed a woman named sarah bowlson on Thursday, August 10th at 14:23, with a 2'4 plank

[humble acorn]

Lore: Gay People are gay

[keen forge]

it was actually 2’5

[nova grove]

truth

[strange rivet]

lore: i killed a man named jeremy shousenheimer on a saturday evening, somewhere from 9:30 pm to 10:30 pm

lore: the murder weapon in question was a 25 lbs dumbbell stolen from planet fitness

lore: his rotten corpse is located in an applebees

lore: his death was through strangulation

[tropic totem]

You strangled a man with a dumbbell?

That's a talent

Lore: I think feet are funni

[strange rivet]

lore: what i said yesterday was totally fake and made for silly goofs and laughs and not real at all

[tropic totem]

Lore: very believable

[humble acorn]

Lore: @distant coyote has no cake

[keen forge]

i can bake him one :DD

[distant coyote]

YAY

[humble acorn]

gays

[static wind]

lore: archsage daily schedule

[tropic totem]

This is fucking amazing

[distant coyote]

I BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS

[tender pumice]

YOU HELD THEM AT GUNPOINT, VESTIE THAT DOESNT COUNT

[humble acorn]

Mayhaps

minus the bisexual part

[tropic totem]

I don't believe that

[humble acorn]

die

[tropic totem]

🫶

[humble acorn]

make out with me

[tropic totem]

I'm ginger remember? Smh

[humble acorn]

its ok, I can change you

[tropic totem]

You can🥺?

[humble acorn]

anything for you bbg

[tropic totem]

🥰

[humble acorn]

😘

[humble acorn]

Lore: @white tide is selling hugs

[cerulean compass]

ain't no way

[humble acorn]

aint no wayy

[nova grove]

lore: i cannot stop farting and it stanks

[humble acorn]

Lore: when Miles Edgeworth (ace attourney) goes to Europe, his name isn't Miles; his name is Kilometers

[cold crown]

Lore:I need this

[jolly yoke]

Lore: Hajime Hinata hates me and will not give me cheese

[copper knoll]

Lore: Lucas and Karlos Hate Each Other

[humble acorn]

lore: dont believe anything that lucas says 😋 /j

[bleak surge]

Lore: the lemon demon fans are currently plotting world domination /hj

[humble acorn]

Lore: when kwitecord was first made Lucas and I were immediately spawned into vc 1 🫶

Lore:

Lmao

[cold crown]

Lore: ace attorney defenses sunny from OMORI GOOD ENDING

[cold crown]

I MENT GOOD

NOT HOOD

[humble acorn]

Lore: Lucas bullies me

[tropic totem]

Lore: I am actually ginger this is not fake and I don't know why people thought I was lying

[proven idol]

Lore: John Arbickle is a casualty of the Feb 1993 World Trade Center parking garage bombing

his brother, Toni Luigi Giovanni, in his greif, has struggled with schitzophrenia his whole life, imagining visions of him and his brother's deceased mother before John's death in 1993

[humble acorn]

Lore: We're breaking up

[proven idol]

after that, Toni Luigi Giovanni went into a coma from the shock

[tropic totem]

:0 the fuck?

[humble acorn]

nah jk, I love you too much uwu

[tropic totem]

Wowza

[humble acorn]

owo

[proven idol]

and then he gets vored by Alex_B

[humble acorn]

Lore: im not good at being mean

[humble acorn]

lore: lucas has to force me to sleep otherwise i become deranged 😋

[humble acorn]

I ship it

[humble acorn]

eat sand and suffocate <33

[humble acorn]

already tried, didnt work

[humble acorn]

🙄

Lore: Im straight, somehow

Lore: I would smash @tropic totem tho

[copper knoll]

Lore: Karlos is an Emo

[humble acorn]

Lore: I believe it

lore: come find out 😏

[copper knoll]

Lore: Karlos is also a furry with the evidence being they're art and the games

[humble acorn]

NO THAT IS NOT CANONICAL!!!

[humble acorn]

Lore: Simp

[humble acorn]

lore: this may or may not be correct

[humble acorn]

Lore: You simp for me? Gayass mf

[humble acorn]

lore: not for you dumbass

[humble acorn]

Lore: I doubt that. We have an enemies-to-lovers thing going on

[cobalt mountain]

Lore: August is engaged to spotify

[distant coyote]

cap

[humble acorn]

die

[humble acorn]

lore: gex pinged kwite W

lore: the melon got defended for taking a shit in vc

[humble acorn]

Lore: I beat @stark dome in a game of chess

[humble acorn]

Lore Update: Two games

Lore: ur mom is amongus

[nova grove]

Lore: Jack I. Box is the hottest person alive

[tropic totem]

I'm so speshal🤭

[jovial glen]

people on twitter:

[nova grove]

gros. . . .

[humble acorn]

you look like a lesbian

[tropic totem]

I've been told that a lot

[nova grove]

brother

woaaahhhh woooh

what tha heaaaaaaaaaaallllll

no waaaaa yaaa ya aaa y

[strange rivet]

burger wit no honey mustard

[copper knoll]

Lore:Karlos is my valentine

[humble acorn]

lore: this is correct 😳

[cosmic warren]

lore: i am a group hallucination

[cold crown]

Lore:

[humble acorn]

lore: i look quite dapper in my uniform

Lore: Im tired

[nova grove]

Lore: turkey tom eats baby rats

[humble acorn]

Lore: Proof?

[nova grove]

Lore: proof: I made it the fuck up

[cosmic warren]

at schlunkie hashtag 6130 lore:

this is going in the history books

[tall knoll]

Laughing My tAil Off!!!!

[humble acorn]

lore: lucas <33

[copper knoll]

Lore: Karlos ❤

[copper knoll]

Lore: Karlos and Lucas are actually canon now 😉

[humble acorn]

lore: this is true-

[distant coyote]

that's crazy

🤯

[humble acorn]

it started off as rizz and got a lil further than originally predicted 🤯

[tawny pivot]

I’m unsure how to feel

[distant coyote]

i have no idea what's happening

[tawny pivot]

Me neither tbh

[humble acorn]

why 😭

LOL

[tawny pivot]

I have no clue what’s going on, i believe having no idea how to feel is acceptable-

[humble acorn]

i mean true that lol its understandable 🤷

[tawny pivot]

[distant coyote]

my small braincells (shrunk further due to it being the middle of the night) do not understand

[tawny pivot]

You like me Fr some times Guini.

[distant coyote]

same wavelength fr

[copper knoll]

Me and Karlos got a bit too silly and fell for each other-

[tawny pivot]

Dammmnnn this must be what you and male wife 2 and Vernon feel like-

[copper knoll]

Does that clear it up?

[distant coyote]

me and who (nobody)

[distant coyote]

yes

[tawny pivot]

Yup, thanks

[distant coyote]

fr fr

[copper knoll]

Np

[jolly yoke]

Lore: me omw to go eat shakira

[distant coyote]

my semi consciousness understands this

[tawny pivot]

My 1/4 consciousness is jsnamamsmsa yk?

[distant coyote]

exactly

[tawny pivot]

Frrrrr

[tepid junco]

Lore: these men in the bathroom at my new school THE YELLOW ONE VIOLATED ME

[ebon bane]

why is there an m&ms mural in ur school bathroom

[nova grove]

because its CAMP

[humble acorn]

Lore: @humble acorn simps for me

[humble acorn]

What no

[humble acorn]

too late, its lore

[cobalt mountain]

Lore: I bought a schlanket, it'll be here in April

[acoustic grove]

Yikes

[cobalt mountain]

LMAO

But it's got jambo too

[acoustic grove]

Ewiz why

[humble acorn]

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[acoustic grove]

O@th

[humble acorn]

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE CUTE

[cobalt mountain]

Lmao

It is wdym

I love jambo

[humble acorn]

ITS REALLY NOT…

It’s the stuff of nightmares

I hate the schlanket more than myself... /hj

[cerulean compass]

I NEED THE COMFORT OF JAMBO

[cobalt mountain]

Hehehe

[humble acorn]

Lore: pheonix Wright ace attourney gay

[nova grove]

lore: I want a boyfriend more than I want to breath air

[humble acorn]

amazing

[humble acorn]

Lore: I’m gay

[tepid junco]

Because Austin and Robin decided to paint it ONLY IN THE GIRLS BATHROOM

Lore: this bulldog statue is a head taller than me

And yes its in the same school as the mnm mural

[distant coyote]

what's up with the minecraft item on the right banner

[ebon bane]

eviidence

(not photoshopped)

[humble acorn]

definitely photoshopped

[ebon bane]

no ur just a hater

[misty prism]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-gif-23171722

Dammit

[ebon bane]

L

[pliant basalt]

Lore: I left my headphones I am now crying

[lusty rivet]

Lore: would you rather have no lore but games? Or lore but no lore.

[white pumice]

lore: luigi x bowser is cannon and luigi is a massive simp for him

[lusty rivet]

Lore!?

[nova grove]

Lore:

[lusty rivet]

Loreeee

[humble acorn]

lore: tore a muscle & currently dying

[white pumice]

lore: melon has rizz confirmed

[lusty rivet]

Yesss

Factual

[cerulean compass]

Lore: ALL HAIL THE MOON

[humble acorn]

I did that but instead of a seizure i over dosed and didnt even know it until recently

[tender pumice]

Updated list

[cosmic warren]

lore: kwite and springtrap both wear wedding dresses

[humble acorn]

you arent straight, liar

[nova grove]

lore: archsage and I are now wed

[humble acorn]

Lore: Im the malewife and he's the himbo

Lore: Im also the top

😏

[nova grove]

Lore: untrue

[humble acorn]

Lore: I'll prove it to you tonight bbg

[nova grove]

Lore: omg. . .

[humble acorn]

Lore: 😏

[nova grove]

Lore: 😳

[humble acorn]

Lore:

[nova grove]

NO!!!

[humble acorn]

too late, Im already sliding into your dms

[nova grove]

im slide my foot in your ass

[humble acorn]

hot

[nova grove]

fake

[humble acorn]

your dms are being slid into rn

[humble acorn]

Lore: @humble acorn is high rn

[jolly yoke]

Lore: I’ve lost my ability to draw women please send help

[jolly yoke]

Lore: jackbox likes toesies

[tepid junco]

Has my school and town name

[humble acorn]

Lore: I got a glock in my rari

[jolly yoke]

Lore: my ability to draw women is back

[tepid junco]

Lore: people don't recognize me in drag

[ebon bane]

Lore: 17 shots, no .38, ayy

[ebon bane]

Lore: miri isnt included in server lore

[worthy creek]

Lore: I fought gender and lost while being diagnosed with autism

[upbeat beacon]

Lore: bible 2 is coming late 2023

[humble acorn]

Bible 2: Jesus buys a gun 😎

[ebon bane]

jesus executes god, and becomes heavens new ruler

[humble acorn]

Lore: I'm a pipebomb piloting a mech suit that loves women. Thats it.

[humble acorn]

Lore: Straight femboys scare me

[humble acorn]

Lore: Men scare me

[humble acorn]

Lore: I accidentally made kwitecord discuss fnaf lore

[acoustic grove]

Lore:miri is funny and a furry

[humble acorn]

hush

[humble acorn]

What

Wow

[acoustic grove]

yw

[humble acorn]

I'm a furry but I also have no hair on my head?

[acoustic grove]

yes

[humble acorn]

Did a furry and a bald dude sleep together and boom here I am with no hairline

[acoustic grove]

yes

[cerulean compass]

lore: i eat cheese

[tepid junco]

Lore: my photographer likes to troll me (and yes I am wearing shorts)

[small kelp]

YAHS

[humble acorn]

Lore: i managed to get a valentine, also i need to shit

[humble acorn]

Lore: Karlos took a shit

Lore: I will glock you with my glock if you cheat on me

Lore: I officially start dating Archsage rn to cheat on him with his mom

[humble acorn]

Lore: Jokes on you, she has standards. She would never stoop so low as to dating you.

Lore: Or would she? (Look in her room.)

Lore: Im in her room rn

Nothing

Lore: I'm under her bed in the box

Lore: Time to get the grenades

Lore: I'm a bomb though

Lore: Skill issue

Lore:

[carmine cipher]

lore: my cat is a bodybuilder

[distant coyote]

me except i actually am cis and i want test

[humble acorn]

Well, you see I won't be doing anything with them as I am obviously cis and can be trusted around estrogen.

(Don't look at the post I made)

[humble acorn]

And other stuff ig

I just want everyone to know I am cis and can be trusted around estrogen

[humble acorn]

Mascboy Lin

[humble acorn]

lore: i think he only asked me to be his valentine out of pity 💪

[humble acorn]

[carmine cipher]

lore: kioko ripped out the massive veiny clipper clappers 🦶🦵

more lore: kioko and jackbox are calling everyone kitten

[calm drum]

NOO

[carmine cipher]

extra lore: im next..

[acoustic grove]

lore:i make dumplings for everyone except arch and jack

[humble acorn]

ok and?

[acoustic grove]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/733435185571430411/1046217891470651422/bottom_1_1-1.gif

[calm drum]

Lore: i make dumplings just for arch and jack

[acoustic grove]

lore:kioko is now against me i dont make dumplings for them either

[calm drum]

Lore: i now make dumplings for myself, too

[acoustic grove]

lore:i question if ur supposed to put a comma after after and before too in that sentence

[humble acorn]

I dont like you

[acoustic grove]

rhats shitty arch

barks at you

[calm drum]

Its okay i dont like myself either

[humble acorn]

I dont like anyone here

she isnt special

[acoustic grove]

https://tenor.com/view/pmc-spongebob-emo-gif-25889383

[acoustic grove]

what wabout that guy the uhh

[calm drum]

On my self hate arc

[acoustic grove]

lyx

???

or uh

whats

ah

jackbox

or

606

[calm drum]

or linguini

[acoustic grove]

yea

[humble acorn]

I do not like any of them (I do like @humble acorn tho)

[calm drum]

How dare you hate me😡😡/j

[humble acorn]

you're mid

thats how I dare

[calm drum]

im less than mid

Im below mid on so many levels

[humble acorn]

you're the mid of awful people

[calm drum]

Im beneath that, im the definition of stupid

[humble acorn]

skill issue ngl

[calm drum]

Im just a dumb idiot persom

who also hates most people

[humble acorn]

Yay

Do I ever make an appearance

Im special

[humble acorn]

bitch, I like you

sometimes

[calm drum]

why

[humble acorn]

I would never tell you

I want you to needlessly wonder and worry

[calm drum]

oh okay

[humble acorn]

Lore: me and Sage are holding hands

[calm drum]

I already have done that because i was scared of making you genuinely upset or hurt so no issues there

but uhh my self esteem isnt actualky THAT that low i mean it isnt high but it isnt SUPER low but also

[humble acorn]

Im always hurt and upset with people. I just push through because I crave friendship

[calm drum]

Im sorry 🫂

[humble acorn]

I always make you upset

[calm drum]

I have been worrying though, i really dont want to make you upset so i do apologize if i ever have hurt you /gen

[humble acorn]

Yes

and thats why I love you

Aw, ily too, hun! <33

[humble acorn]

Its not your fault, you havent been shitty to me like most of my friends. You at least try to be nice even when Im going through shit.

[calm drum]

I dont think theyre friends if theyre shitty to you, i will fight some mfs

[humble acorn]

I try not to blame people

Im a shitty person myself

Its understandable if they grow tired of me

[calm drum]

I think youre very cool you seem a bit sarcastic yeah, but i like that about you youre an amazing person 🫂/plat

[humble acorn]

thanks, loser

[acoustic grove]

arch is gen never shitty (or at least imo)

hes just funny

[humble acorn]

I dont like you

[acoustic grove]

idc

i think ur cool

[humble acorn]

I dont feel the the same to you

You're a lameass hoe

[acoustic grove]

thats a ok

https://tenor.com/view/juggalo-icp-insane-clown-posse-gif-25032106

[humble acorn]

L

Lore: my cat is shedding

[acoustic grove]

omg

[calm drum]

Just like me frfr

Lore: my cat wont stop meowing at me

[acoustic grove]

kioko ur so funny and cool waht r u talking about

[calm drum]

im just some random omori artist

[humble acorn]

Im not cool 😔😔

[acoustic grove]

so? random ones are always the best. 💞

[acoustic grove]

idk u so ok

[humble acorn]

true

[calm drum]

Yes you are

[acoustic grove]

sometimes i wondr if arch is joking

like it just seems like he isnt sometimes

[calm drum]

yeah 💀 i dont get offended easily though so i take it as one most of the time

[acoustic grove]

same

hes funny though

[calm drum]

Inmean recently ive been not feeling great so i take it seriously sometime sbut i dont think should

[acoustic grove]

twins

i havent been feeling that good either

[calm drum]

Lore: i turned sensitive asf

[acoustic grove]

i cant tell if it's hormones or what

dies

[humble acorn]

I never joke

All of you disgust me

[acoustic grove]

we love you too!!!!

[calm drum]

Its ok i disgust myself too

[humble acorn]

Even me?

[acoustic grove]

stop it 😥

[calm drum]

Every time i remember i exist i go “aw damn”

[acoustic grove]

kioko are u ok

[calm drum]

Sorry i forget to put tone indicator,d

[calm drum]

Yeah im fine lmao im mostky joking

[acoustic grove]

the self degradation jokes r killing me

[humble acorn]

You know that no matter what I say, you're going to take it the wrong way

[acoustic grove]

😭

[calm drum]

Sorry i will stop

[humble acorn]

Oh

[calm drum]

I make them a lot irl too i need to stop really bad 💀

[acoustic grove]

no its ok im just slightly worried for u

[humble acorn]

*deprecation

[calm drum]

Dw

[acoustic grove]

really??

i thought

[humble acorn]

Do you really think I'd be dating you if I didnt love you?

[acoustic grove]

i need to learn english

[humble acorn]

Ngl idk 😭

[acoustic grove]

wait arch can get bitches

i genuinely dodnt know that

[humble acorn]

Yeah, Sage is my boyfriend 💀

[calm drum]

Lore: arch gets bitches!!!

[humble acorn]

Bruh, I do love you

[acoustic grove]

OH EM GEE?

[humble acorn]

And I love you too <33

[humble acorn]

I have several

[humble acorn]

simp

[acoustic grove]

😭

i dont think listening to metal is going to jelp me

[calm drum]

Lies

[humble acorn]

nah its true

Im poly

[acoustic grove]

how come i never knew of any of thos

[humble acorn]

Let’s make out 😍

[calm drum]

Oh fr? I do not pay attention istg lmfao

[humble acorn]

you dont pay attention

[acoustic grove]

yea i suppose i dont

[humble acorn]

let me do Chevy first

[calm drum]

Im also not as active as i used to be

[humble acorn]

skill issue

[humble acorn]

Smh, fine

[calm drum]

I used to have a kwite server addiction

[acoustic grove]

that's actually good

[humble acorn]

good boy 😈

[acoustic grove]

im getting ready to pack my bags

and leave

my discord addiction will end soon

like last time

[calm drum]

Me too honestly

[humble acorn]

I dont mind. If you need a break, you need a break. You're important too.

[calm drum]

temporarily though i think

[acoustic grove]

i left for almsor forever

[calm drum]

you are confusing me

I cannot tell if you hate me or dont

[acoustic grove]

actually i have a few friends i was gonna refriend but i forgot

and now they gone gone

[humble acorn]

Yes

[calm drum]

What does this mean

[acoustic grove]

NBARKS

[humble acorn]

Yes

[acoustic grove]

i think it means yes

[calm drum]

Does this mean you hate me or do not hate me

[acoustic grove]

help

[calm drum]

Confusion

[acoustic grove]

the metal musiv made me jump

[humble acorn]

I hate everyone. I just hate some less.

[acoustic grove]

should i eat dinner

[calm drum]

Im assuming im one that you hate more

[calm drum]

Yes

[humble acorn]

nah, less

[acoustic grove]

im nog going to eat dinner

man i forgor to eat breakfast today

and i skipped lunch for staying in thw bathroom

i ate some dumplings though

yumz

[calm drum]

I hate you less than most people as well 🫂 (i consider you to be a close friend, and it takes a lot to get to that point if it means anything)

[calm drum]

You should eat dinner olease

[acoustic grove]

n o

[calm drum]

buttt food

[acoustic grove]

what

this butt?

[humble acorn]

simp

[acoustic grove]

every step you take forward you take two back

[calm drum]

noo i just care about you a lot if you need me to fight a mf because theyre mean to you i will (ill probably lose thoigh because i cant fight)

[calm drum]

Facts/j

[humble acorn]

I dont like being nice to people, it goes against my nature

[acoustic grove]

human nature is being kind

and giving

that means something must've happened

to you

what made you this way

[humble acorn]

yes

many things have happened

Lore

[acoustic grove]

give lore

[calm drum]

Lore: archsage is edgy /j

[acoustic grove]

real

[calm drum]

Lore: archsage is actually

/j

[humble acorn]

nah, I dont trauma dump

[acoustic grove]

what does trauma dump mean

i dont knoe english

im forgetting it

[humble acorn]

I dont tell people my problems

[calm drum]

Dumping trauma

[humble acorn]

or about my past

[acoustic grove]

mysterious

[humble acorn]

true

but talking about it isnt my thing

unless I really need too and really trust you

[calm drum]

Well i am always here for you if you feel like you need to, obviously dont if you dont want to or dont feel comfortable but if you ever need to talk about anything i’ll be here for you 🫂

[humble acorn]

shut up, I dont want to cry for the fifth time today

[calm drum]

Im sorry

[humble acorn]

its not your fault

my life just sucks

[calm drum]

I hope it gets better 🫂

[humble acorn]

Aw, babe..

[acoustic grove]

im also always open for anything!!

my dms r always open i need everyone to know that

im always here to help !!!

💕(directed to everyone)

wasnt talking to u (yes i was)

[carmine cipher]

LORE: ATOMIC IS PHYSICALLY DYING

[humble acorn]

lore: i love enemies to lovers sm im currently writing a novel abt it

[carmine cipher]

lore: jackbox is 43 years old

[tropic totem]

Cannon

[strange rivet]

lore: i am 3 years old

[tropic totem]

Lore: Phelc is the Kawaiiest thing to ever have been made

[humble acorn]

Lore: Linguini did a sexism to me

[humble acorn]

Lore: @supple glacier is a straight femboy

[jolly yoke]

Lore:

[humble acorn]

Lore: @tropic totem is my new bitch

[tropic totem]

🥰

[humble acorn]

Congrats on your bitchery, also, Phelc, have your pfp's eyes grown? /pos

[tropic totem]

It always had eyes

[tropic totem]

Lore: Linguini is a white 9 year old child who is sexist, misogynist, and other things

[humble acorn]

lore: turns out my crush/valentines actually likes me back lets fucking go i get so many bitches

[ebon bane]

YEAA KARLOS WITH THE RIZZ ‼️

[distant coyote]

yeah

[humble acorn]

is it Lucas?

[humble acorn]

lol nono someone irl

[humble acorn]

YEAH ME WITH THE RIZZ FR!!!

[humble acorn]

Lore: Poopa Stinka

[acoustic grove]

Lore: i have to do work aka clean the house and it's stressful

[humble acorn]

Lore: @humble acorn simps for me and Lin

[tropic totem]

Lore: everyone to ever have existed loves me and if you don't you're severely mentally ill

[ebon bane]

can confirm

[humble acorn]

I dont love you

[tropic totem]

You're mentally ill sadly

[humble acorn]

I know

[humble acorn]

Lore: This is @humble acorn canon

[humble acorn]

Lore: I'm secretly part of bts

[acoustic grove]

Lore: i block everyone in kwitecord (def real not clickbait)

[unreal basin]

Lore: The second coming of luigi

[tropic totem]

Lore: Phelc likes men to the extent that he hates women

[humble acorn]

just like Drake

[tropic totem]

Grrr

[acoustic grove]

lore:isorta face rvl in my pfp

not rlly tho

[humble acorn]

Lore: You look mid

[acoustic grove]

Lore:no one asked

[humble acorn]

Lore: I love lean

[distant coyote]

me fr except i don't like men

[humble acorn]

Lore:

P A N C A K E

[blazing dome]

springtrap is a skin walker!1!1!1!1!

[humble acorn]

lore moment?

[humble acorn]

holy shit

real????

[hybrid snow]

that is so fucking hot ong

😫

[humble acorn]

🤨

[blazing dome]

michael myers is hotter

[upper vortex]

Wtf is this

[pliant basalt]

😨

[hybrid snow]

nah, xenomorph is hotter

[blazing dome]

Shut

[hybrid snow]

i wanna rub my finger on his bony skull

[upper vortex]

WHAT

[humble acorn]

[hybrid snow]

bons

[humble acorn]

I think its boney

not bony

[hybrid snow]

yummy yummy

i know

[humble acorn]

lol

[hybrid snow]

im not stupid

i think

[hybrid snow]

chese

[humble acorn]

so true

[hybrid snow]

god is dead and i killed him, you will all have to answer to me when i take your life

haha jk

or

[humble acorn]

based

[upper vortex]

What!

[humble acorn]

oh he said: god is dead and i killed him, you will all have to answer to me when i take your life

[upper vortex]

Oh ok then

[hybrid snow]

for the funny

[humble acorn]

ofc ofc

[carmine cipher]

lore: lilith is gone

[acoustic grove]

Lore: max doesn't really wanna text in kwitecord anymore

[cerulean compass]

Lore:#relatable

[pliant basalt]

Lore: 3 months till the big 18 😈 (forget march exist)

[blazing dome]

lore: kwifi

[tepid junco]

Lore: Turns out my new school's vice principal is my ex girlfriend's step mom

[tepid junco]

Completed my book collection

[humble acorn]

Lore: Lean

[cobalt mountain]

Lore: I am now dead

[cerulean compass]

Lore: rip erizzle

[ebon bane]

Lore: ewiz is now ewoz (theyve died)

[keen forge]

Lore: i am definitely not Hatsune Miku

[humble acorn]

Lore: I love her

[cerulean compass]

Lore: died of shock, 13th canon death

[nova grove]

Lore: men

[humble acorn]

Lore:

[humble acorn]

lore: im going thru my twilight phase someone stop me

[humble acorn]

Lore: I love lore

Lore: I just went insane

[nova grove]

lore: drop a like

[humble acorn]

Lore: kratt brothers

[ebon bane]

the green one is fine

[humble acorn]

Chris Kratt

[ebon bane]

yes

hes so fine

[humble acorn]

Lore:

Except one gets bitches

And the other crawled up from hell

[nova grove]

i dont know the left so either could be it

[royal ingot]

WAIT WE CAN SAY THAAAT

[pliant basalt]

Lore: my friend told me to shush so I only spoke to him in emojis, I have finally been released from the emoji speaking prison

[proven idol]

looking at receipts from ver two weeks ago 💀/lh
but yeah i think luigi got vored

[upbeat beacon]

lore: I have been convicted of assault and battery, attempted murder, possession of a prohibited weapon, given 11 years in state jail, 1 month in crisis center, and a $15,000 fine

bible 2 has been postponed

[pliant basalt]

Ohh

[humble acorn]

lore: max got hit by a bus as a young child and now has severe head trauma

[signal tangle]

Lore: I was Sam the whole time guys I’m a gaslighter

[nova grove]

*in minecraft

[distant coyote]

WHAT

derek isn't derek??

[humble acorn]

homo

[cerulean compass]

Lore: fuck you how could you do this to me, this is so british of you, you absolute pillock 🤭🤪 /hj

[nova grove]

WHAT THE PISSING HELL!!

[ebon bane]

consummes yoir pissing hell

[nova grove]

😳 pwomise?

[ebon bane]

not if u use w's instead of r's

[signal tangle]

💀

[jolly yoke]

Lore: I’m actually an ant

[humble acorn]

Lore: I hate the homos

[nova grove]

Lore: Im the homos

[humble acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/beating-up-beating-up-lilo-fight-beat-up-beat-down-gif-19482217

[pliant basalt]

Lore: I went outside

[nova grove]

Lore: Cxt is lying

[ebon bane]

Lore: im cxts laywer they are telling the truth

[nova grove]

Lore: mikey pillow pet is a snake

[distant coyote]

lore: kwite on top 💯💯💯

[zenith whale]

lore: kwite is innocent🔥🔥🔥🔥

[nova grove]

Lore: its pretty obvious orion is evil. why did he try to ruin kwite after their friendship ended

[pliant basalt]

Lore: Kwite got a MASSIVE W

[worthy creek]

lore: i made a sandwich

[pliant basalt]

lore: was it a good sandwich?

[worthy creek]

lore: very :))

[pliant basalt]

lore: WOO W SANDWICH

[calm drum]

Lore: kwite deserved better orion is a dumb bitch and kwite is innocent

[viscid thunder]

lore: I missed all my little gay homies

[zinc cobalt]

Lore: Never trust Orion

Lore: We love Kwite Yippieeee!!

[viscid thunder]

lore: I also had a friend named orion, BUT it isn't the same orion so leave a F in the chat for my orion

[distant lotus]

Lore : a lot happened in a few weeks

[worthy creek]

Lore: cant believe orion pax would do this

[distant lotus]

F

[distant coyote]

lore: the grind begins once again

[viscid thunder]

lore: I cried when kwite dropped the video, it's 3 am here

[worthy creek]

lore: somebody warn mbuna (also hi again, linguini)

lore: congrats to insomni and vampy on becoming admins

[distant coyote]

lore: hi king

[viscid thunder]

hi linguini, I've only heard legends abt u

[distant coyote]

rank 2 babyy

[calm drum]

Oh no.

[worthy creek]

lore: not for long

[blissful roost]

Lore: NEVER EAT THE CHICKEN SANDWICH AT KNOTTS BERRY FARM, WORSE DECISION OF MY LIFE

[pliant basalt]

Lore: I just want Hoodie

[cunning silo]

Get better

[viscid thunder]

lore

[distant coyote]

oh yeah i should stop ghosting the girl im talking to 💀💀

[worthy creek]

lore: you and me both

[calm drum]

Lin. 💀💀

[pliant basalt]

YOU HAVE HOODIE??

[distant coyote]

IT WAS IMPORTANT

[worthy creek]

my bad i meant microphone + skill issue

[pliant basalt]

😔

[keen forge]

LIN!!!!!! HI MR LIN HOW ARE YOU :]]]]

[distant coyote]

skill issue

[distant coyote]

HIIII

[keen forge]

I LIKE YOU YOUR VERY FUNNY AND NICE AND LIN HATE IS UNDESERVED HI HOW ARE YOU

[worthy creek]

average linguini supporter: 🤓

[distant coyote]

YAYYYY IM GOOD HRU

[distant coyote]

shut up bozo

[keen forge]

IM HAPPY :]

[keen forge]

average Lin hater 🤓

[worthy creek]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-stare-zoom-gif-23970280

[distant coyote]

ok i stopped ghosting her

[cerulean compass]

BRO WHAT DID YOU DO??

THE RIZZ

[distant coyote]

frfr

she added me to her private story we up 🙏

[cerulean compass]

oh damn

Lore: Lin is going places

[humble acorn]

Lore: I'm back frfr

[worthy creek]

lore: so proud of kwite for standing up but more importantly…TIME FOR ME TO GET BACK ON THE DAILY GRIND!! I NEED MY MICROPHONE RANK 😡 🗿 💪

[distant coyote]

IM 2 LEVELS FROM WHITEBOARD BRUH

[cerulean compass]

OH SHIT

MY LEVEL

[humble acorn]

[calm drum]

Hello archhhh

[humble acorn]

Hey Kiki

[worthy creek]

Lore: still waiting for my seniors discount

[humble acorn]

Lore: Archsage is gay for me and me and him should make out rn

[humble acorn]

Buy me nitro and maybe

[distant coyote]

hi mods you should remove slowmode for those in the top 3 of ranks that would be so silly

(please)

[humble acorn]

I bought someone nitro and they turned against me, no 😍😍

[worthy creek]

Lore: as soon as the server closed, i was approached by 3 different sugar parental figures in dms

[humble acorn]

This is why no one likes you

[humble acorn]

LMFAO WHAT

[humble acorn]

Damn Daniel

[distant coyote]

she likes me

[calm drum]

no she doesnt because im her and i dont like you/j

[humble acorn]

Your Reze body pillow doesn't count

[humble acorn]

Ok, asparagus

[worthy creek]

they were all from this server apparently 💀

[humble acorn]

LMAO

[signal tangle]

Lore: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[worthy creek]

ong should’ve said yes to the lady who offered $1000 allowance weekly

[distant coyote]

you are not her

[worthy creek]

lore: derek lives

[small kelp]

HIIII

lore: im super cold

[calm drum]

Yes i am im wearing a skin suit of her because im actually an alien

[humble acorn]

Hey Sammy? Derek?

Uh

What do you wanna be called

[humble acorn]

So inspirational. Let’s kiss platonically or smth idk

[cunning silo]

[humble acorn]

Cheater

[humble acorn]

Shhh /j

[humble acorn]

[calm drum]

Im going to platonically kiss your mom

[humble acorn]

Damn. The utter disrespect, smh /j

[vocal otter]

OLIVER :D I SAW YOU TYPING AND HAD TO COME

HII

[keen forge]

LITERALLY KWITECORD IS MY FAMILY IM SO HAPPY ITS BACK

[small kelp]

SCREAMS

[humble acorn]

HELLO!

[vocal otter]

my therapist got tired after i told her fr the 3rd timw

[vocal otter]

I MISSED YOU SM/P

[humble acorn]

I MISSED YOU TOO, LOVE!! /P HOW HAVE YOU BEEN?

[calm drum]

Im going to respectfully platonically kiss your mom

[vocal otter]

EHH BEEN BETTER HBU !!

[humble acorn]

I HAVE NOT BEEN DOING SO GREAT BUT I’LL GET BETTER

[signal tangle]

Derek has risen

[small kelp]

hello derek

[signal tangle]

Sammy is my under the radar persona

[calm drum]

Lore: derek is epic

[humble acorn]

Lore:

[vocal otter]

Max lore : im a cat clown

[cerulean compass]

Lore: Linguini is my homie frfr

[signal tangle]

Lore: im so thankful for everyone

[distant coyote]

ong ong

[vocal otter]

Lore: im now dating my ex again

[calm drum]

The mods and kwite honestly deserved SO much better, the amount of harassment and hate sent out was not right at all. I hope everyone is safe and recovering healthily

[calm drum]

MAX NO

[distant coyote]

currently in a very intense and deep relationship (we have an 11 day snapscore)

[cerulean compass]

yessss

[small kelp]

lore: my lips hurt

[cerulean compass]

slayyy

get them gains, Lin

[distant coyote]

🙏🙏🙏

[vocal otter]

he nroke up with me bc he asked me out by accident and got stressed abt it :D but we're good now

[cerulean compass]

lore: METRO BOOM AND MAKE IT BOOM

[viscid thunder]

lore: im abt to pass out

[humble acorn]

Lore: I got a girlfriend

[humble acorn]

Okie dokie artichokie

[viscid thunder]

lore: new pfp???

[halcyon echo]

Lore: admins removed the first beanchat, now we have beanchat 2

[small kelp]

lore: green drew my pfp

🫶 thank u grønn

[distant coyote]

lore: same but not anymore

[static vector]

Lore: beanchat 2 has begun to rest until its main instigators return

[humble acorn]

Lore:

[cerulean compass]

Lore: YUCKY

[distant coyote]

SHE SNAPPED ME WHEN IM ABT TO GO FOR A RUN WE UP

[cerulean compass]

YEAHHHHH

THE RIZZLER IS RIZZIN FRFR

[distant coyote]

if the gym was open that would be even better

[cerulean compass]

i mean you don't necessarily need the equipment to work out on certain stuff

[distant coyote]

yeah but i was planning on getting a nasty chest pump and ion have a bench at home

[distant lotus]

Lore: fnaf 3 is currently taking place / taken place recently

[halcyon echo]

Search for any news of burnt down haunted house

[jolly yoke]

Lore: MISCHA IS UKRAINIAN

[viscid thunder]

lore: so is kwitetrap even more cannon now????

[halcyon echo]

Lord: beanchat has finally been defeated (pun intended). It has now been archived by me

[humble acorn]

Lore: no images, am sad

[humble acorn]

Lore: I do a bit of trolling

[azure python]

Lore: i’m a little silly

[cerulean compass]

Lore: I simp for a tv /plat

[humble acorn]

Lore: I do not like humans only dogs

[keen forge]

lore: men

[humble acorn]

Overrated

[vocal otter]

Lore: im in heat

[viscid thunder]

lore: gatcha kid

[nova grove]

this is true evil

[strange rivet]

lore: someone make fnaf real

[cerulean compass]

lore: shit

[toxic wasp]

Lore: I am making vaccine for cooties

[normal flare]

lore: main chat can never be trusted, also cooties are asymptomatic if you are not identifying as a woman

[humble acorn]

Lore: crush is giving me mixed signals and i think im in love but idk if he likes me back 😁

[humble acorn]

Lore: I have a list of people. They will all go missing on May 17, 2170

[cerulean compass]

LOL

[humble acorn]

You are on the list, Dino

Be afraid

[cerulean compass]

NO WAIT

PLEASE NO

I HAVE MY SIMPING TO DO

NAUR

[humble acorn]

Too bad, I already wrote your name

[cerulean compass]

AAAAAA-

[humble acorn]

Enjoy your limited time

[cerulean compass]

crying

[humble acorn]

L

[cerulean compass]

I'll say goodbye to my platonic bbg 😔

[humble acorn]

Hurry up

[cerulean compass]

i said goodbye..

im ready 😔🫡

[humble acorn]

Prepare to die

[cerulean compass]

DO IT ALREADY

😭

[humble acorn]

Pew

Pew Pew

Pew Pew Pew

[cerulean compass]

RAHHH

this is a canon death

[humble acorn]

Real

[normal flare]

lore: we will never be funny

[cerulean compass]

lore: no matter how many bitches i can rizz, i will never actually have bitches

[normal flare]

lore: i spilled fruit punch in the box channel and we had to order a new box from ikea

[pliant basalt]

Lore: At McDonalds and got ice cream

[cerulean compass]

lore: amogus

[viscid thunder]

lore: new pfp

[normal flare]

lore: new banner as well

[humble acorn]

Lore: Lins real name is Craig 🙏

[misty prism]

This lore season is mad boring

[humble acorn]

Lore: I look cute today ngl

Lore: Women hot

Lore: THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAAL

[cerulean compass]

lore: no rizz frfr

[viscid thunder]

lore: i miss kwite's vids

[stone cobalt]

THERES LORE?—

[sullen chasm]

Every discord server has lore

Eclipse lore drop: my brother made a spotify playlist that only consisted of Buddy Holly by Weezer. In a few months he racked up over 20k minutes of Buddy Holly and was in the top .0001% of Weezer listeners on spotify last year

[sullen chasm]

More Eclipse lore: I have a pocket in my backpack filled with duck sauce packet. Last I checked I had around 15-20 in there and whenever I am in one of the campus dining areas that have them I take more

[normal flare]

all the way back in november

lore: archsage is gone

[cerulean compass]

yep 👍

[worthy creek]

Lore: The Kwite plague spreads throughout the server

Symptoms include: changing the first letter of every word to "kw"

[cerulean compass]

ain't no fucking way 💀

also

lore: 🦀

[jolly yoke]

lore: I read fandom wikis in my free time

I’ve read one 4 times

One twice

Another one once

A ship wiki 3 times

I wrote an essay on that ship

[tepid junco]

FIRST TIME GOING SKATING

Lore: SKATING is hard

[toxic wasp]

Lore: AHHHHHHHH

[distant lotus]

Lore : trans day

[nova grove]

Lore: me too

[calm drum]

Lore:this is canon now

[cerulean compass]

how tf-

[calm drum]

Anthony is kwites brother confirmed

(The image is obviously edited)

[cerulean compass]

(oh, I can't tell cause im dumb- 💀)

[coarse saddle]

luigipocalypse

[small kelp]

what the fyck

[normal flare]

LORE: rofo popcolypse

[cerulean compass]

real Lore: Lin is a bitch and fired me, he's replacing me with a gta secretary smh

[humble acorn]

Mitosis

[cerulean compass]

real

[nova grove]

Lore: luigi broke into my house and kicked my rat

[trim cradle]

Lore: My Stanley tried to kill me so I no cliped into the original universe and my LB is a elderich god of love and lest

[tepid junco]

Lore: the corpse of my glasses after a softball broke them, my nose and my face

[coarse saddle]

owch

[nova grove]

jeo

[humble acorn]

lore:

[nova grove]

I <3 public bathrooms

[pliant basalt]

Lore: I randomly got blocked by a friend in this server. Didn’t even do anything 😔

[humble acorn]

WHAT

[humble acorn]

Lore: bliss is very kissable

[glass trench]

Lore: Karlos is gay

[humble acorn]

/srs

[misty prism]

Half you lame fucks can't handle any sauce

And only mayo

[nova grove]

he real

[glass trench]

Lore: Pringles can

[normal flare]

LORE: i’m being sent to the retirement home

[tepid junco]

Lore: My mental health

[tepid junco]

Lore: I found the cure to adis

[jolly yoke]

LORE: South Park is now BANNED from the van

Reason: fart