🎭│palia-memes

[ivory sundial]

I do know I try to invite random peeps! If you wanna be apart of it, Send me a FR on the name Nemio Rasputin, and we can on Monday or something!

[green dagger]

Variety is the spice of life

[green dagger]

around 6am

[bleak crow]

Id love to as well tbh
Ive veen wanting to get some cooking done
i really wanna hit the 15 mil or whatever

[ivory sundial]

Your welcome to join too! Just do as instructed, and we'll eventually figure something out! (This goes to ANYONE.)

[jagged mesa]

Now I know where the groove trees went.

[minor crane]

https://tenor.com/view/kinger-the-amazing-digital-circus-tadc-crazy-normal-gif-9229061266949666653

[meager oar]

This answer, help

[white stratus]

Uhhhh what’d he say in reply to that?

[meager oar]

I didn't screenshot it but he didn't particulary react to that answer, he said something like "Well I don't know either"

[white stratus]

Pfffff

[tiny geyser]

would if I could

[white stratus]

Poor thing. I told him it wasn’t his fault and he was like “telling me things that make me feel better doesn’t fix the issue but nevertheless I’ll just have to be more vigilant from now on” or something like that.

The more I talk to him the more I just feel sorry for him. At the end of his friend quest, the one time I did the Earth choice telling him his mom would be proud of him and he straight up goes “I… don’t think she would be.”

Oh no. My heart. It’s broken.

[meager oar]

He took a lot from his mother but I think he's just mimicking. He acts as if he doesn't care but deep down we all know that he does

[smoky hatch]

Michael Jackson moves.

[sage ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-dancing-smooth-criminal-gif-5671973079022761423

[jagged mesa]

😂😂

[timid burrow]

quest markers taking me international

[south fractal]

interplanetary, even

[ivory sundial]

Enjoy your trip to Alabama!

[heady tide]

I always read the patch notes! 🤓

[ivory sundial]

Who took Bro's Doggo?

[bleak crow]

Bruh idk why but Tau just
Isnt there
Even tho hes supposed to be

Im always like "is he sleeping under the dock or smth"

[ivory sundial]

I do know when you sometimes talk to Hassian or... priest guy (It's almost 11pm, give me a break), they sometimes talk about how they see Tau running off and doing things. I guess it's Lore Accurate!

[white stratus]

Chayne

[ivory sundial]

Ah yeah, Chayne-Pepper! Used it in my chill the other day!

[white stratus]

Pfff what pepper??

[manic dagger]

the taking up all the storage trio

[boreal escarp]

takes up so much space so you sell some of it, but as soon as you sell some you suddenly need so much more

[keen crest]

At least flint is useless
And my stone is converted into 90 glasspanes in glass furnace + a stack and one full regular furnace for stonebricks

[south fractal]

i use my flint to make flares and dowsing rods

[keen crest]

Good top yeay stock up on ur ammo and consumables first clears so much storage

[latent quartz]

every time it's insane lol!

[short lotus]

and yet I never have enough glass

[ivory sundial]

If you need some, I got about almost a full Glassmaker with all full in there!

[fair grove]

No but I swear I once saw Tau wandering in Bahari Bay all by himself with no Hassian in sight. Likely a bug, but I like to consider it canon

Reth definitely wrote this

[ivory sundial]

Ummm... Did I get sent to Narnia?

[latent quartz]

What you expected when you opened that wardrobe VS what you got

[fair grove]

This server needs moar Jel emojis 🤔

[green dagger]

Soup Squad gotta see this

[fair grove]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-o-brien-window-stalker-creepy-let-me-in-gif-16778394

There’s a SOUP SQUAD?! 👀

[cursive pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/palia-palia-palium-palium-palia-get-back-on-get-on-palia-gif-4913334893318273322

[green dagger]

Y e s
Can I send a DM about it?

[green dagger]

We need an updated version of this meme ngl xD

[cursive pagoda]

but what resource should be used? 🤔

[split gorge]

Platinum? Or maybe the elderflower

[bleak crow]

So funny cuz i had already sent it there 🤣 i shouldve said something here lol cuz i thought the same thing

[bleak crow]

👀 have you been sent an invite yet, Bidoof?

[brisk latch]

SOUP SQUAD???

[bleak crow]

You called?

[bleak crow]

come to the dark side.... we have soup

[brisk latch]

I’m more than ready, where do I sign? ✍️

[bleak crow]

I gotchu fam

[cursive pagoda]

i think plat ore is better ngl

[latent quartz]

Started Ogopuu Scale

[misty siren]

Didn't think I needed to see the inside of my head lol

[latent quartz]

Very Reth-coded Splatoon moment

[fair grove]

Of course!! 😃

[fair grove]

Not yet! Just hopped on and gave the go ahead for a DM! 🤠

[brisk latch]

Yes @fair grove, come to the soup side 👀

[fair grove]

I’m coming! 🥹 Just waiting on my invite. 🥹👉🏻👈🏻

[brisk latch]

Just sent you one in case the other people didn’t see your answer 🤭

[fair grove]

D’oh! I just missed the first invite notification! I’M IN. 😎

[brisk latch]

Nice! Glad to know you’re in 👀

[green dagger]

Nai'o, probably

[brisk latch]

« Oh, here’s the himbo (affectionate) » was my first impression of Nai’o tbh

[bleak crow]

Yooo me too
I was like "oh hes cute- ohhhh hes the himbo!"

[lean vault]

Didn't know hodari had twins

[bleak crow]

You just got souped

[ivory sundial]

I see you got some Dental Work to do!

[misty siren]

What's sad is I need dental work in real life too 🤣

[ivory sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/me-too-me-too-kid-incredibles-gif-19919940

[idle dagger]

but where soup

[brisk latch]

Already in his stomach probably

[short lotus]

The chips was a mistype, totally

[agile rapids]

ulfe's meal maybe lol

[white stratus]

Soup got eaten

[misty siren]

Reth if he was a tiktoker (On the other hand, I kinda want to try the palia recipes irl)

Reth's vegetable supply room

[split gorge]

I mean, to be fair, you can make a lot of awesome dishes with cabbage as the main ingredient. A menu with cabbage steaks, stir-fry, borscht, cabbage rolls, slaw, braised cabbage, kimchi has something for most tastes. EDIT: And I like raw cabbage in salads, too!

[pine island]

once saw someone on instagram make soup with 40 cloves of garlic which is a very reth coded recipe

accidentally ordered too much from zeki now he’s gotta make soup that could kill a vampire

[bleak crow]

WAIT
WAS IT GOLDEN GARLIC SOUP?

Oh somehow all caps actually got through Einar bot, i forgot this wasnt the Soup Squad for a sec- oops

My friend from church made golden garlic soup and she said it had 40 cloves! Which is why i ask
It was sooooo good, she gave me 2 jars of it

[pine island]

I THINK IT WAS YES

[brisk latch]

Sorry but the only thing I could think about was the cabbages man

[bleak crow]

My cabbages

[brisk latch]

https://tenor.com/view/avatar-cuddle-hungry-yummy-food-gif-5610436

[bleak crow]

Bruhhh when she told me it had 40 cloves of garlic but it really doesnt taste like it does, i was like "this is Rethcore whaaat"

[pine island]

everything is about reth for those with the eyes to see

[bleak crow]

That's getting souped

[brisk latch]

The soup squad is everywhere in this channel, like everything is for us it feels like

[timid burrow]

how I'm tryna be out in public

[brisk latch]

How everyone be looking when you play on switch 🥲

[prime cape]

We should really get that dude acquainted with our favourite soup boii and Palia in general, I bet he could be persuaded to do a cosplay (he has some historic recipes on his channel and presents them In Style, so...)

[marsh timber]

There's a Black Mirror episode like this 😂

[timid burrow]

hims living his mountain goat life

[pine island]

instagram keeps deciding to show me rethcore videos. this one is especially cursed hope u all enjoy

[latent quartz]

I want to meet this guy irl

[ivory sundial]

This is 100% Kid Goku's life at the beginning of OG DB. Just being a Hermit to the world!

[rancid cradle]

saw a floaty glitched sword and couldn't resist snapping a photo

[gloomy carbon]

Oh look, I've been impaled

[ivory sundial]

Don't worry, Sifuu shall be forging you into it!

[full zenith]

Heh

[sage ibex]

This is hilarious! xD

[next fiber]

omg and sifuu, not a care in the world, is like "yeah, been there, done that. you'll get used to it"

[upper crow]

Better get to work then

[willow wigeon]

This is why we will never see each other eye to eye.

[pine island]

the humble 45 degree angle:

[lean vault]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-anti-gravity-lean-smooth-criminal-bad-annie-are-you-ok-gif-909023673052458226

[ivory sundial]

Was Deleting some Screenshots I have back in the day. Enjoy a pic of the weird old tool Glitch!

[green dagger]

Seems like Michael Jackson has infected the code here 🤣

[south fractal]

[timid burrow]

✨ fairy ✨

[brisk latch]

Damn he’s still there? I’ve been seeing that lil guy up there for months

[bright violet]

He must be hungry

[latent quartz]

I'll bring him so Elderwood Burgers and Flowtato Fries

[sour geode]

I guess i miss summer time 😂

[green dagger]

That's dedication

[latent quartz]

I genuinely spent a few seconds trying to figure out which map this was from, great work!

[ivory sundial]

I know I wanted to get Dream drop Distance, but this isn't what I meant!

[green quest]

You are my dad
you're my dad!
boogie woogie woogie

[timid rivet]

I do step dancing sometimes

[obsidian dragon]

Giving mad Aerith vibes-

[wintry topaz]

*gndbgkgkjjgfs bnfdbnbnfgjrhjsrjmbjb45442322.12878797888472000.

[timid rivet]

https://tenor.com/view/i-couldnt-agree-more-john-krasinski-saturday-night-live-youre-absolutely-correct-thats-right-gif-20212746

[pine island]

i’m always saying this

[pine island]

what the heck auni not cool 👎

[white stratus]

Go easy on him, he’s got ADHD 😔

Actually more like ADHB

Always Die-Hard Bugging

[fast mulch]

That was a funny line

[jagged herald]

He bugging, he didn't know I was thugging

[wintry granite]

everytime I come back from house tours

[lean vault]

Evolution doesn't stop it seems

[green quest]

Cough more recipes cough

[latent quartz]

I'm spreading the word everywhere I can XD

[versed zinc]

Ah yes... The quote that cataputed Sifuu to one of my favorite characters ever. But for me what sold it was her expression in that line.

[latent quartz]

(also I did indeed tell this person all about it once they asked XD)

[north lichen]

Didn’t know najuma had a twin 😭

[green quest]

s/o general chat for being real

I should really stop texting my dad life updates in game, huh

[green dagger]

No, what's the fun of that?

[green quest]

TRUE it does bring out the community spirit

[gleaming pond]

I got 2 tau's

[south fractal]

one head short of being fluffy lol

[pure quartz]

Cerberus Tau when

[vivid halo]

Halloween. Lol

[polar phoenix]

Twice as many heads to pat

https://tenor.com/view/avengers-endgame-hulk-bruce-banner-i-see-this-as-an-absolute-win-gif-17006739

[agile urchin]

Oswald you fat cat GET OFF MY TABLE

[errant hatch]

Tau^2

[brisk latch]

I have the same when I’m trying to cook. I’m like « sir… that’s not very hygienic, please get down from the prep station »

[latent quartz]

OK but he looks like he's playing with the bobber, which is freakin' adorable

[fleet shoal]

anyone have a video of the tau moonwalking glitch?

[pine island]

rate my headcanons

[brisk latch]

Too accurate/10

[latent quartz]

Mostly true except Najuma, IDK why but in my head she has like. A giant rabbit onesie with ears and all

[pine island]

if the og image had one i’d 100% put her in that category

[bleak crow]

extremely accurate lmao

[sage ibex]

10/10 can't agree more and it's part of my headcanon now thank you! Have a blessed day 💖

[green quest]

Bruh imagine Reth and Najuma sleeping in their clothes　- they would smell like ash and smoke and spices 24/7 OH NO

[pine island]

reth has no time to change clothes. four hours of sleep and he’s immediately back on the grind

[green quest]

At least let him take off the chef's splash jacket

I hated you, for you spoke the truth

[pine island]

that’s his blanket

[bleak crow]

Idk, thats not so bad for Reth 😏

[green quest]

You know he buried those eggs in that jacket

[fleet shoal]

caught ashura doing the worm XD
https://medal.tv/games/palia/clips/lxEqSS32HXh8-zBrt?invite=cr-MSxiUWIsNDYwNzc0OTc0&v=5

[short lotus]

I feel like she'd wear it if she really was going to sleep and not sneaking off in the middle of the night to tinker in the workshop

[bleak crow]

Yeah, like, ages ago
Im sure he washes it..... occasionally.....

[placid kestrel]

Soapy water splashing on it when he's washing dishes counts, right?

[green quest]

He broke out of containment!

[green quest]

Little cocktail mix for scent

I hate how in character this is

[placid kestrel]

As someone who has worked in food: it doesn't sound bad, but believe me, it is. Popcorn was the worst. Your uniform smells like oil no matter how much you wash it. Your existence is oil. Oil.

[bleak crow]

I mean i also worked in a restaurant
Mine was raw bar

I haaate shellfish, too, so it was awful

Cafe tho? Loved accidentally spilling french vanilla iced coffee on myself, perfect perfume fr

Chocolate shop? Hell yeah, smell like chocolate all day lmao

Fr tho yeah his hands probably chronically smell like garlic, esp if he uses "six cloves, minimum" in every recipe
And the fish stew? Eesh

But we know he has a beauty routine, so his hygeine cant be THAT bad

[craggy nest]

i was just typing that

[bleak crow]

Same braincelllll

[cerulean remnant]

saw this and thought of cooking parties

[bleak crow]

Lmaooo
"Aight, someone bring like 1000 buns, someone bring 50 giant bottles of ketchup, someone else bring 100 mustards-"

[latent quartz]

Don't forget Focus Foods!

[fleet shoal]

smooth operator...
https://medal.tv/games/palia/clips/lxJxuZEpxywlf-ZGb?invite=cr-MSxSZjUsNDYwNzc0OTc0&v=9

[lean vault]

https://tenor.com/view/rafaelmantesso-jimmychoo-jimmy-the-bull-bully-bull-terrier-gif-12809267

[real ruin]

I want to sign my life away to soup please

[flint valve]

POV: Boomer facebook profile pic

[bleak crow]

I gotchuuu

[gleaming berry]

Oh the lad clearly takes care of his body, just not his clothes. Which must be mystifying up close. Not bad, I'd assume, just an intense assault on the senses. Pomade and onions. Moisturizer and garlic. Old Spice and fish stew. Like a sea captain on a hot date. 😂

[wheat pendant]

This is exactly what my mother's Facebook pfp looks like I'm dying

[green quest]

Bro imagine he just takes everything off for a scrub shower and then puts it back on anyway 🫣

[gleaming berry]

Well so few Majiri have proper bathrooms! Even Tish who seems so proper doesn't have a bathroom at their house. You basically have to buy a tub from Zeki or take sink baths. I bet the townspeople all make a big deal of their weekly bath like it's Victorian times 😂

[green quest]

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT WAIT

I sincerely hope Maji don't have sweat glands like we do

[gleaming berry]

Well they all also only have one outfit so I'd assume it's at least not a naturally stinky species 😂

[green dagger]

I believe I can flyy

[wanton oriole]

Just keep swimmin

[fleet shoal]

so should i go get some dinner...

[green quest]

Somebody get my daddy out of the sky PLEASE

[sharp notch]

This is bullying!

[green dagger]

His journey was sponsored by MSEP!

[fleet shoal]

nothing beats...

[green quest]

Omg that's amazing 😭 I was just playing the Duck Tales Moon Theme to him in VC, I gotta show him the Jet holiday

[sharp notch]

And it was after I completed the stupid pirate puzzles 😭

[keen crest]

🤣thats hilarious

[sharp notch]

its so funny actually, i laughed out loud when i read that!

[heavy falcon]

That happened to me multiple times by now, it gets me every time

[wintry granite]

I know cats hate water but this seems like an overreaction

[thorn wharf]

i know youre a miner but you didnt have to pretend to be a dwarf about it

[south fractal]

the disco deer managed to climb a tree

[ivory sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-smirk-gimli-lord-of-the-rings-smile-gif-16266443

100% just trying to be Gimley

[south fractal]

i saw this on my youtube homepage and was wondering what those halloween pumpkin rockhoppers have done to deserve such slander

[wintry granite]

When you forget to switch out the flares

[short lotus]

shoutout to the time I passed by someone trying to hunt down a waveback ogopuu, tried to help, and realized 5 flares later I didn't switch my arrows 🥲 then had to shamefully tell the server to ignore them

prolonged shame, btw, cuz I was typing on switch 💀

[white stratus]

Ohhh that happened to me too, I feel you. 😔

[wintry granite]

Ah yes, the switch typing of shame. I know it well 🥲

[timid burrow]

my fomo is real

[misty siren]

What is going on here?

[timid burrow]

apparently the aftermath of a cooking party! they're distributing plushies I think - but I've been playing solo since I started Palia and have nooo clue lol

[misty siren]

Ahh that makes sense

[obtuse lodge]

omg what, i would cry 😭

[idle dagger]

Jump in line and pretend you belong

[latent quartz]

!doit

[open summit]

GREAT IDEA.

[timid burrow]

What I see
vs
What they see apparently

(spoiler if you haven't unlocked everything in Bahari Bay)

[odd swallow]

Something something two minute edit.

[agile urchin]

I feel like next they'll ask me 'red pill or blue pill'...!! never seen this error in all of playing haha

[polar phoenix]

Makes me think of the Melancholy Hill meme

“When you’re close to me~”

[brisk latch]

I got that the other day, it was a jumpscare

[wintry granite]

I think this is a meet cute?
(Uh… he kept gliding like that before I got the camera…)

[latent quartz]

He's so cute you had to keep backing up

[wintry granite]

https://tenor.com/view/mélenchon-mélanchon-melenchon-melanchon-jlm-gif-19171149

[agile urchin]

Remember to stay hydrated - this is a threat.

[agile urchin]

he's literally sliding into your DMs haha!

[sour geode]

Still no sign of christmas update ! Had to build it myself 😂

[keen crest]

Not yet

[mental goblet]

i love the plushies as tree decor though hehe

[sour geode]

Thanks ! the garland was by far the hardest part btw

[mental goblet]

yeah i saw it and thought oof that must have taken someee time, looks good!!

[latent quartz]

That looks super cool! Hopefully the December Palia Path will be on Tuesday...!

[short lotus]

Looks awesome and really creative! Meanwhile I'm here struggling to align two wall lamps

[thorn wharf]

lets GOO i got the outer-outer-outerwood bug

[green quest]

I dropped my palium...

[latent quartz]

We've got security cam footage of Mr. Hubbard attacking the defendant, Your Honor

[green quest]

@long ember They got you on the CCTV 🫣

[nova thistle]

If you didnt already know, you can still get it but you need to jump and swing mid air and land on it, multiple times until it breaks

[green quest]

I was actually able to find the sweet spot after a few kamikazes between my dad and I 😂

[nova thistle]

Haha, good stuff

[lapis dew]

lmao i love a good glitch

[latent quartz]

Ashura the exorcist strikes again

[lapis dew]

its like hes doing the worm up the stairs

[ivory sundial]

"Man, I'm late to go fishing. Time to work on Moving Push-ups!"

[bleak sage]

I feel like I’m being trolled by the servers. 😂 I’m looking for platinum for a quest, someone calls one, I find the spot on the map, I simply mark it and the server crashed. First time I thought. That’s odd. A second time. Okay that’s annoying. Third time. Okay who’s trolling me?! 😂😂😂

[coarse plume]

The chapaas are eating the wires.

[agile urchin]

When I fish, I put up my 'no people' barrier haha anyone else use this spot when it's busy fishing?

[latent quartz]

I do! 🧠

[brazen gate]

just gotta menace the fish to get the good quality stuff

[polar phoenix]

“Menace the fish” is killing me

[lean vault]

Fisheeheeng

[weary rock]

teehee i made a meme

the joke is that reth is "this is fine" so he's suffering but sifuu is clearly NOT suffering

[bleak crow]

"This is fine 0v0' " vs "THIS IS GREAT!!! >:D "

[ivory sundial]

"So uh, I was tottaly not here for the fire!
vs
"I AM THE FIRE!!!"

[keen crest]

I burned my soup vs im fired up

[latent quartz]

I burned my soup VS I'll burn your soup

[keen crest]

I once managed to burn boiling water so i can relate to reth burning soup

[green dagger]

...how?

[keen crest]

apparently there was something left in the pan that started to burn despite being submerged in water ....

[split gorge]

Nono, embrace it, you were secretly leveling Brewing not Cooking.

[keen crest]

alchemy unlocked produce carbon out of water XD

[wheat pendant]

You actually can burn water itself technically, if you burn the impurities in the water (like the minerals and stuff that might end up in your water if you use tap or something else that's unfiltered)

[ivory sundial]

Yeah, that recipe is called Holy Water. You the boil the heck out of it!

[wheat pendant]

[sour geode]

might be a bit high 😄

[keen crest]

ic u joined hte lizards in their space program teach us how plz

[bleak crow]

LOL where do i get whatever you took

[polar karma]

https://tenor.com/view/tedlassogifs-when-harry-met-sally-ill-have-what-shes-having-jason-sudeikis-gif-25147183

[lone hatch]

Not sure how I got here but apparently I foound the shortcut to Siifu's house from UG XD

https://medal.tv/games/palia/clips/lDYxGRqLmjyWQeJSz?invite=cr-MSxDclosMjYzMDU4Mzc1&v=600

[timid burrow]

How it feels when you first meet Hassian's attitude

[marsh timber]

Not the sword in the stomach, why is that so accurate though

[sour geode]

I think it's the wrong sewer entrance 😄

[placid kestrel]

Imagine how big that market is

[short lotus]

maybe that's the bahari city one

[bleak crow]

Omg where even is that

[wintry granite]

Sometimes when I feed my Ormuu I end up doing rodeo

https://tenor.com/view/yeehaw-girls-trip-cowboy-gif-19830741

[sour geode]

Out of bound of Bahari bay, wayyyy behind the invisibility wall limit

[bold brook]

Sifu wants to see you. This is not a request.

[timid burrow]

not the timeee

[sour geode]

pretty sure no one will come to cut this tree 😄

[latent quartz]

Reth now teaches American Sign Language!

[ivory sundial]

Siifu was just giving you a lift near yo plot, dw about.

[gloomy carbon]

How do you get there

[lime osprey]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BUytb-KPOI
How Reth travels to work.

[silent loom]

Waiting for the update like

[bleak crow]

Lmfao Jel @ Daphne (except its more like "EW UGH DARLING WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, i must get you some PROPER attire, sit sit, let me see which colors suit you best-" as he urges her into a chair in front of the mirror lmao)

[wintry granite]

I’ve seen him shakin it across to Jels too! Makes me want a dance emote to join him 🤣

[hot solar]

Got this as my starting hand, feels wrong lol

[green dagger]

What it feels like he says when the outfit is very you:

[brisk latch]

If the fishing rod has a shadow in the water but not my character… does it mean humans in Palia are… vampires?

[wild rivet]

Reth probably

[bleak crow]

Him wondering what to get his partner for their birthday/christmas/etc

[icy birch]

Does anyone have that meme with the plushie carrot watching a character chopping carrots? It seems to evade me

[latent quartz]

Ooh, if anyone finds it... Let me know too!

[barren ledge]

https://tenor.com/view/soup-store-gif-18760613

[gleaming berry]

I think about this clip literally every day since I joined here 😂 😂 😂

[barren ledge]

It’s all I hear each time Reth brings up soup! Lol!!!

[bleak crow]

"What do you mean youre at soup?!"
"Im at the soup store"
🤣 🤣 🤣

[barren ledge]

"Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!"

XD!!!

[bleak crow]

[clever kindle]

Air is always unhinged

[wintry granite]

Fire also unhinged

I avoided this response and he said to me anyway

[green dagger]

Even early game lines are wild and apparently they were surprised people wanted to romance him

[timid burrow]

How the other players act when I accidentally join a spam hotpot table

[timid burrow]

excuse me

[lethal stag]

how do you even do this?

[ivory sundial]

"Hey, you want some Pumpkin in your Hotpot?"

[compact marsh]

me, trying to be patient waiting for the update to drop but also not wanting the devs to feel pressured

^

[short lotus]

Which is wild to me because didn't someone from S6 say as soon as they saw him they knew he was gonna be romanceable?

[wintry granite]

“It will be done when I’m finished work”

[wild widget]

I'll never understand why they were shocked....look at him

[heady tide]

I've always gotten the impression that we're more like Stitch: our matter is too dense to allow us to float, so water is lethal, but we're in all other ways indestructible.

[spice rampart]

Reth may lead two different lives....

[short lotus]

add on single dad trying his best + stoic but secretly a sweetie, how could i not be into that?

[willow needle]

Who's the fake villager?

[brisk latch]

I think they put 24 (and not 25) for the people who haven’t unlocked || subira || yet! But you can still talk to and do the candle with all 25 of them 🙂‍↕️

[willow needle]

Erm, from what I found on reddit, doing all 25 locks up the quest and messes it up

So I didn't risk it and just did the 24 (Poor Hekla)

[brisk latch]

I finished mine just fine doing all 25 🤔 weird

I mean my shepp was buried in the ground on my plot so I had to find them and have that ONE angle right to get the talk button but otherwise it got done 😅

[willow needle]

Oh wait, I didn't light one with ||the Gardener||

[brisk latch]

I always forget that one exists omgggg

[wheat pendant]

i tried they would've let me smh

[green quest]

Dad come back!

[frosty pawn]

Sorry for cringe in advance, but do you think Badruu would be proud of me? 😂

[wheat lintel]

I SAW HIM TOO OMG

[green quest]

My actual dad asked if he was playing with his kid(s) too, so now I'm on a mission to discover the autism family

[green dagger]

He counts?

[willow needle]

I have no idea, I didn't think of him until after I'd already completed the quest

[brisk latch]

Honestly I laughed out loud but also I love your accent 🫶🏻

[wheat pendant]

HA gold star on this one

[timid burrow]

just tryna look at black market rugs

[brisk latch]

Damn who bombed the underground?

[short lotus]

The Order found out

[idle dagger]

[gloomy carbon]

I think this cart watched Wicked guys:

[empty zealot]

Just found this at temu

[latent quartz]

I need

[peak magnet]

real

[wheat pendant]

That's my wife right there, my wife and his pupper fwen

[hoary coral]

Don't ever talk to me or my son again.

[lofty bay]

i love how it looks like hes got his hands on his sons shoulders like a proud dad lmao

[green dagger]

"Daaad, the humans are being meann"

[cobalt bear]

[wheat pendant]

Me fr

[latent quartz]

Must've been quite the ingredients list...

[hoary coral]

Elderwood mushrooms and Piksiiweed?

[split gorge]

'lettuce'

[prime cape]

Reth in his goth phase coded

[wheat pendant]

Oh my god it does look like soup too

[ivory sundial]

I guess it's just me that I keep getting those darn thing!

[hazy zenith]

Cus it's defying Gravity hehehe

[heavy falcon]

Guys, seems like Badruu and Delaila started a branch in Canada

[stiff sparrow]

Only 7 dollars for cheese? Count me in!

It's like 14 dollars a bag where I'm from 😭

[glad ferry]

One day, eternal tree Ogopuu, one day...

[bleak crow]

Omg i saw those! But i was like "Dairy free?! The Daiyas would never!" Because they literally raise ormuu lol

[latent quartz]

There was a pizza from them and my friend said his first thought was "NaiO became pizza?!"

[bleak crow]

HAHAHHA yes
Nai'o became pizza

Omg
I shared the healing magic of soup with Nai'o during my First Winterlights and he was so cute

[lean vault]

You might wondering "how?". (I have no idea )

[green dagger]

Don't worry I did it too yesterday. I glitched up then got yeeted into the sky

[latent quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/0-sEzo_O-u0?si=cZFQ8QzDCvJpJH-M

Very Rethlike, I must say

[stiff sparrow]

He was talking about moving to smoothies yesterday... I think he has somthing against solid food

[placid kestrel]

Honestly I have three theories on why he does so much with soup

1. soup is heckin delicious

2. after their parents passed they were broke and soup can stretch pretty far/be made with cheap ingredients

3. a sick sibling might not have been able to tolerate a lot of solid or complex foods. Soup is the answer

[green dagger]

Allow me to add a 4th
With Reth now having to make a living for both of them, and cartel work on top, soup was simple. It's not that hard to make and can be done in ~20 minutes from start to just letting it boil until serving time

[keen crest]

the real lore reason is he makes his parents soup its a special memoery to the siblings

[split gorge]

*and Ashura, Caleri, The Gardener

[bleak crow]

I love the uh
I think its the Air response to that line
"Smoothies are basically thick, cold soup"
And hes just completely mind blown
"What else is secretly soup?! Tea?! Pasta with LOTS of sauce?!" Hes so cute and excited about soup hehehe

[keen crest]

butch lover spotted

[keen crest]

i mean if u think about it all soups are just boiled salads

[bleak crow]

Oh gosh dont teol Reth his lettuce soup is a boiled salad i feel like he'd have a breakdown

[stark moat]

First the Sky Ogopuu, now this

[keen crest]

u havent seen the wolf space trampoline program yet

[stark moat]

No, but now I'm going to look for it

[keen crest]

one wolfy stuck in space and others launched u and then u can jump on top of that one to stay in space lmao

[stark moat]

At least the tree sernuk has snacks

[bleak crow]

Okay so
I told my irl husband (as oppised to in-game soupsband, of course) about the boiled salad thing, and he was like "please dont put lettuce in soup" and i told him that i did actually put lettuce in my ramen one time
And he gave me the NASTIEST OVER-THE-GLASSES LOOK HAHAHAHHA

Like worse than that ^

[green dagger]

Having glasses, I can imagine how

[bleak crow]

He literally just
Slowly, incrementally noved his glasses further down his nose until it was like, on his nostrils

[bold brook]

He does know cabbage in soup is absolutely a thing tho, right? Not the same but close enough!

[lean zealot]

I saw this on fb and i cannot stop wheezing 😂😂😂

[livid anchor]

Y'all, my game glitched 😂

[lethal stag]

ah yes, the famous glow worm watering buff!

[bleak crow]

Yeah he actually did say that "well, i guess cabbage in soup is a thing.... but lettuce?? Really??" i think is basically what he said

[bleak crow]

Hes livin a double life, cut my mans some slack

[modern magnet]

is this what they call zeki's underground?

[delicate merlin]

merry rethmas everyone

[stiff sparrow]

I wish I had the screen shot but somebody said. Different group. Palia oh what's that like veggies and chicken in a pan right?

[wintry granite]

MRW I step in to help someone catch a bug

[tacit yacht]

Lol umm

[willow wigeon]

😵‍💫 We had too much ☕

[bold brook]

We had that problem at a cake party once. I said too much sugar and we giggled like a pair of toddlers on vc lol

[novel fossil]

Poor Caleri came down with a case of the chops.

[latent quartz]

It looks so pretty on not-the-Switch but at least now I know we Nintendites aren't the only ones with that happening

[shy lintel]

OMG LOOK I FOUND THE DISCO DEER 🤣🥰🤣

[stiff sparrow]

Oh my gosh!

[timid burrow]

I think I just became a side quest?

[bleak crow]

Disco deeeer
Comin throuughh
That deer is youuuu

[keen crest]

ur hair is matching ur personality type

[stiff sparrow]

What a wanted for VS what I got 😅

[idle dagger]

F-Fred?

[green dagger]

How'd that happen?

[sudden dome]

When all the plots water at the same time 🥴🤤

[onyx solar]

Um, how do you post here? It won't let my upload anything.

[sudden dome]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-urge-resist-cat-gif-25536160

All jokes, 100% love, Im actually not sure how

[hollow phoenix]

you might not have had image perms yet. you have it now though so you should be able to post

[onyx solar]

Thank you.

[sharp plover]

Panned my camera around and... suddenly, cat! 😺

[willow ruin]

cute

[gloomy wagon]

two hassians 😭 why they look at each other like that im crying

[wheat pendant]

"This place ain't big enough for the two of us" meeting at high noon type situation

It's giving "oh you are approaching me"

[gloomy wagon]

oh yeah they merged into one

[wheat pendant]

The multi verse can't handle this , the world's gonna explode

[sharp plover]

We could do with two Taos though!

[next fiber]

Yeah, Eshe would loooove that😆

[lunar oxide]

oh god yes please @ Tish

[bleak crow]

So im writing a coffee shop AU (as one does) and i just made this hilarious typo

[pure quartz]

[merry jungle]

Im so glad other people are writing about Palia. It makes me feel less weird about wanting to write it 👀

[split gorge]

Write it. Palia is the best starting point for fanfic, the characters are great

[bleak crow]

Okay so
Im actually writing two fanfics
One is a normal Palia fic where its basically just going through the game, but with a little more realism and expanded dialog
And the one this is from is an insane AU my friends said i should write

[split gorge]

I think I wrote... 13 so far

[bleak crow]

WOW OMG
thats a lot :O

[merry jungle]

I am actually here for both of these. I am dying to write Hodari. And himbo farmboy a little now. I've only really dabbled in Dead Poets Society and Daryl Dixon lol

[bleak crow]

Ive only ever written one other but it was like 50 chapters long lmaooo

[merry jungle]

I say dabbled like I havent been doing it for years 🙃

[split gorge]

I started this year, it is so much fun!

[bleak crow]

Both my Palia fics are Reth x OC heheh

[split gorge]

I mostly write Hodari, but Ashura too... sometimes together :3 creative hobbies are the best

I am sure there's meme potential in Palia being the springboard into fanfic writing for so many of us

[bleak crow]

HAHAH THE SHRIMP EMOJI
I love that
Have yall seen Shrempth yet??

This was drawn by June lol she's amazing

[split gorge]

Does it have a tattoo on its back? A... shramp stamp?

[bleak crow]

OKAY WAIT HAHAHAH no no
I have to tell this story now
Because we actually said "yo what if Reth just, impulsively got a tattoo"
And someone said "i had a friend who got a hip tattoo the size of a stamp" but i mistead it as "the size of a shrimp" and then i was like "yo, Reth with a Shrempth tattoo????" And made a whole short scene about it

[split gorge]

I like how in-character that feels

[bleak crow]

Hehehe thank youuu i try my best LOL

[short lotus]

Are u the one who wrote Oathbreaker on AO3? 👀 I'm a bit too intimidated to start it but wow I respect the dedication to such a large body of work

[short lotus]

We love the Freudian slip

[split gorge]

That would be me, yeah. I totally overdid it on my first ever piece of creative writing

[short lotus]

Nahh no such thing. I'm just bad at finishing what I start

(We don't talk about my housing plot)

[split gorge]

I feel that. My housing plot is a mess

[bleak crow]

Eesh, me with my last fanfic.... i got so stuck...
And yeah my plot is also a trainwreck rn 😭 i just havent had time to play much

[split gorge]

I had to give up on a Palia fanfic, writing some Naruto for a change of pace but I will be back. Something about Hodari is just so incredibly appealing somehow? He can be written so many ways, versatile

[bleak crow]

#1429280130051739708 message
My fic is here if anyone wants to read it btw
I havent updated in a while but theres 6 chapters out (technically its only 5 and a prologue/preword thing, but AO3 has a grudge against prologues)

[short lotus]

Anyways this conversation led me to make this just now

[bleak crow]

ME LOL
Thats absolutely my plot rn

[short lotus]

My corner is the kitchen cuz I needed to cook

[split gorge]

My front yard? Prize winning garden. Everything else? Uhhh don't look lol

[short lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/skinny-homer-skinny-homer-homer-skinny-gif-26715248

My garden is in purgatory until I can finally decide where my buildings are going

[bleak crow]

Yeesh, my garden.......

Ive basically not started on the garden LOL

[split gorge]

I need a higher plant limit so I can do the backyard too

[short lotus]

I put a lot of work into it only to learn having them in my courtyard leaves them in the way if I wanted to move the buildings

I was unfortunately also called out by this. The plot looks nothing like what I had originally mapped out

[merry jungle]

That is a callout 😭😂

[latent quartz]

Ten paces, then fire lol

[ivory sundial]

I 100% sent this to a friend!

Through his Server!

[short lotus]

I'm pretty sure I didn't save it with palia in mind but it applied here

[novel fossil]

Flow tree so powerful I also had to cut down it's spirit. (I did eventually get the wood)

[gloomy wagon]

someone got access to a glider

[dull wave]

Same thing happened to me

[stiff monolith]

Where we dropping boys?

LMAOOOOO

How do i exit from here???

I deleted the file because it was too large, but basically I entered the “Backrooms” of the barn and couldn't get out. Has this happened to anyone else?

[green dagger]

Apparently someone wrote a Hodari x Badruu fanfic...

[split gorge]

Yes, I read it :3

[latent quartz]

Can you put a smaller version? (Like just a SS instead of a vid) Cuz I think I may have had that happen lol

[timid burrow]

I know we were expecting it but it still hurts

[olive sedge]

It Winterlights; happy Winterlights. 🌲✨

[latent quartz]

Help I'm dying lollll

[ivory sundial]

That's how we Teleport from Kilima to Bahari, can't change my mind.

[green dagger]

Well that's rich

[keen crest]

Dont forget to place coins next to it

[green dagger]

F I forgot about that! Will redo later

[wintry granite]

is she okay?

[split gorge]

She must be on the Ashura training programme, he does push-ups through town like a sadder Maito Gai

[wintry granite]

😂

[jagged crest]

Einar! This is not what I had planned we you offered to help me with my vertical challenges!

[green dagger]

One of the legendary shepps

[exotic turtle]

so many grooms around need more resources 😅

[polar phoenix]

“I’ve got eyes in the back of my head.”

[oak fulcrum]

who do it better? me or Michael?

[void bough]

Does anyone else randomly have Homestead Ceiling Lamps spawn upside down on the outskirts of their plot? I had 3 spawn yesterday, picked them up and put them in my chests. And today I've got 4 replacing it-

Why does the Phenoxy give me these lamps?????

I've only ever crafed one of these things, i now have 28 in my chest-

[pine island]

badruucore

[latent quartz]

So I'm not the only one!

[brisk latch]

Gosh never had that happen to me
Maybe you glitched things on your plot?
I wouldn’t complain about free deco tho, nice

[void bough]

This has been happening long before I started glitching stuff on my plot tho, lolol

[brisk latch]

Now I’m curious and jealous 😭

[craggy nest]

this is common has been for years

[dawn hill]

I'd put them all in one room and light them all up

[meager oar]

Finally

[hexed pelican]

Daddy long legs

[inner saddle]

was there a board meeting that i wasnt invited to?

[keen crest]

Removing freshly build houses since they got those inside when made maybe

[wintry granite]

did someone lose their cat?

[keen crest]

Palcat space program confirmed

[split gorge]

Astronaut without cat confirmed, Cat Distribution System initiated

[bleak crow]

maybe now i can finally have my very own palcat

[latent quartz]

...check your DMs lol

[jagged crest]

One comes standard with rooms you make for your harvest house. Put the room away the ceiling lamp comes with you.

As for how these ones escaped to the edge of the plot idk.

[green dagger]

"Local chef" is really just Reth in disguise

[bleak crow]

I love thaaaatttt thats so cuuuuute i wanna help him with his cookbook!! Aaaa

[short lotus]

It's simply the Lamp Distribution System™ working as intended

[latent quartz]

https://imgflip.com/i/afjxb0

[green dagger]

Same

[livid anchor]

Bestie, same. She's so underrated.

[waxen ledge]

guys is this where your venerated animals go?

[latent quartz]

Yes you get it 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼

[latent quartz]

OH MY WORD (I just realized you have a Loki PFP, I think you're my clone atp lol)

[livid anchor]

😂

Sasski is the best

[royal dirge]

Jina is pretty much me but smarter. I very much relate with her lol

[keen crest]

no they go to a spa resort island

[bleak crow]

Nah i think we all know Reth secretly cooks them all....
Peki wings... ormuu steaks...
Just a shame i cant do it myself tbh

[winter crown]

Exited my plot, got yeeted to the void

[ocean heath]

Me too!

[brisk latch]

At least the void is sparkly with pretty colors 🤷🏻‍♀️

[void bough]

This has happend to me as well! Lolol

[high edge]

Why he looking at me like that?

[void bough]

Don't you just hate it when your minding your own busyness, and suddenly your looking inside your own face?

[urban shadow]

How I like these failures 😅

[indigo imp]

You think he's comfortable? 👀🤣

[short lotus]

Called a sandwich I made for breakfast my emotional support sandwich thinking my shift today at work was gonna be as crazy as yesterday's.

Then I realized I sounded like Kenli

[latent quartz]

Fellow retail worker, perhaps?

[short lotus]

Alas no, just understaffed

[pastel mountain]

Thanks for the snowmen pod S6

[latent quartz]

Ah, bummer. Also, Veggie tales fan?! 👀

[short lotus]

afraid i'm gonna have to disappoint again 😅 just use this a lot in a friend's server haha

[idle dagger]

if you like to talk to tomatoes

[latent quartz]

Darn it! 😂

[latent quartz]

if a squash can make you smile

[idle dagger]

if you like to waltz with potatoes

[latent quartz]

Up and down the pro-duce ailseee...

[vestal nymph]

We are not beating the dinosaur allegations

https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-kick-dinosaur-gif-22158993

[bleak crow]

I read all this to the tune of that one song "if you like pina coladas, gettin caught in the rain"

[green dagger]

I said this in the lore channels, but imagine if they find a 100% match

[latent quartz]

The utter horror I would feel if I learned I am the reincarnation of Veyra

[red elbow]

the christmas pine with no decorations

[vestal nymph]

I mean we might be the same humans is stasis for all we know!

[plucky scarab]

Would you look at that, seems Ive been impaled

https://tenor.com/view/frozen-disney-olaf-josh-gad-impaled-gif-3597323

[timid burrow]

I think this is probs what my mindscape would look like if Eleven took a stroll into my subconsious (also happy Stranger Things Day - not long now!) 🧇

[sudden dome]

IM WEAK!! Tamala forever has my heart 🥵😂

[green quest]

Merry Christmas, I'm coming for your fireplaces

[wintry granite]

there's enough Najuma to share..

[winter helm]

I'm not sorry.

[green dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-19410756

not safe from it here either 😂

[gloomy wagon]

just trying to talk to hassian 😭
||also thats not me idk who that is||

[lament wyvern]

Ashura walks by doing pumps

[latent quartz]

My co-worker's very Reth-coded sticker

[sudden dome]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-7-89-8-9-grinch-gif-393675571564768057

[pine island]

love charts like this

[craggy nest]

ashura actually is secretly a sugar fiend so he'd be in the overly sugary season beverage

[pine island]

oh fr?

[craggy nest]

yeah there's a dialogue about it

[pine island]

did not know that 🫡 LMAO

[mental goblet]

Subira strikes me as appearing that way because of her job and code of conduct. but i have a feeling deep down its for real latte caramel with whipped cream

[bleak crow]

OOH
YES
COFFEE ORDERS
quickly jots it down for the coffee shop AU im writing

[zenith totem]

I'd play a Palia version of Coffee Talk ngl

[mental goblet]

Now the question is who would be the best/worst customer to serve

[craggy nest]

eshe or tamala without a doubt

[brisk latch]

Funnily enough she strikes me as a tea girly too

[bleak crow]

I think okay so
Ashura takes his with regular or more cream, and extra or more sugar
Because yeah theres a few lines of dialog about him being a huge sweettooth
Caleri, tea, i dont think she'd mess with coffee much (but if she did, i think maybe with cream and no sugar)
Eshe yeah shes either getting something with espresso so she can down it quick for energy (like an espresso shot with cream) or a black coffee
Hassian for some reason i cant see him drinking coffee but if he did, i bet itd be black, i feel like hes the type to be so adamant about drinking water
Hodari tho, yeah, black, maybe a bit of cream, sometimes on bad days he gets a shot of espresso in it
Nai'o i think takes his coffee with at least cream, because his precious Ormuu worked hard to make that, dangit
Subira comes off as someone who would drink mostly black coffee on duty/around coworkers, but has a light and sweet lattee or somethinf as a guilty pleasure
Delaila is DEFINITELY getting a VERY strong lattee, capp, etc she needs the energy, but ahe loves herself
Jel, too, hes too fancy not to get something hard to make
Jina would either get something light and sweet, or tea, or a lattee depending on what she needs to get done, i think
Kenyatta wants to enjoy herself, definitely gets something tasty but still highly caffeinated
Reth i think is similar to Subira, if he's around people, he probably drinks something more "manly" or "badboy" like a black coffee or an espresso shot, but i think hed actually enjoy something with an interesting flavor, he'd like those fancy lattees or flavored coffees, and if hes a regular, he'd just say "surprise me" lmao (assuming he was actually friends with the barista)
Tamala would absolutely make her own dang coffee and itd be some magic potion that looks, smells, and tastes like a lattee but somehow makes your skin glow with youth idek

[mental goblet]

Best would be badruu if you had a good night and not an early shift. Or auni for interesting info dump on bugs.
Bad, tiring day? Caleri. She's just going to read her book peacefully

[mental goblet]

I was thinking that she might be a chai enjoyer

[brisk latch]

Reth not being able to order soup in this chart is a crime (yes coffee is bitter bean soup, no I won’t hear criticisms about my comment)

[pine island]

he gaslights himself into thinking a latte is just coffee bean soup

produce + hot water. makes perfect sense

[bleak crow]

Badruu i ciuld see drinking tea or a light roast coffee with cream, maybe
Chayne is absolutely a tea drinker
Elouisa too probably, until she gets one with a high caffeine content and Caleri has to shut that down
I think Najuma would sneak coffee left over from her dad's coffee pot at home, and drink it light and sweet, but drinks sweet tea around Hodari
Overly sugary seasonal beverage category is just... so accurate
Pup cup for Tau, of course, with a lil treat of some turkey or a milkbone
Zeki 37 pup cups is hilarious but i think hed be in the black coffee category. Afaik, cats cant taste sugar, so maybe he'd take it with cream or just black, but no sugar.
Sifuu is that wackjob who orders 4 shots of espresso but maybe she unironically munches on like
Chocolate-covered espresso beans (yes thats a thing)
Ulfe..... poor Ulfe probably doesnt know what coffee is, so, yeah hes prolly just eating thw beans

[brisk latch]

Don’t diss chocolate covered coffee beans Dusty please I love that thing 😭

[bleak crow]

OHHH I FORGOT ABOUT CHAI
Good catch

[pine island]

there’s this person on tiktok and instagram who makes REALLY convoluted espresso drinks and that was the thought process i was going for with reth

[bleak crow]

I didnt mean unironically as in, theyre a bad thing! Just like, yeah she literally munches coffee beans!

[pine island]

takes like twenty minutes and seven dishes just to show off

should’ve added a “the barista” category to the chart because that’s reth

[mental goblet]

I love fun drinks more than fun foods so id love to be that person's roommate. Only if theres a dishwasher though x)

[brisk latch]

Ahhh ok got it lmao sorry
Sifuu 🤝 me
Munching on chocolate covered coffee beans
Eheh

[bleak crow]

My brother used to eat them to manage his ADHD before he got properly medicated lol
So no hate to espresso beans

[zenith totem]

Reth, serving his newest culinary creation "espres-soup"

[pine island]

its literally just coffee in a soup bowl

[short lotus]

Hodari has dialogue about having his "bean juice" black. Never mentioned cream but definitely no sweetener

[bleak crow]

Interesting ✍️ ✍️ ✍️

Lemme go edit my fic rq make sure its accurate

Ahhh interesting
How do yall feel about his order ive written for the fic:
A large, hot dark/French roast with a shot of espresso and just a splash of cream

[sacred spire]

YALL THEY HAVE PALIA AS VINES!!!

[bleak crow]

Bruh

[latent quartz]

I'm a little late to the party (the gif is because that's a line in this song lol, and it kinda looks like they're making lattes) but listen, Caleri is a decaf Chai latte fan, with oat milk Koppa Nut Milk and half-flavor vanilla. You cannot tell me otherwise

[bleak crow]

fair enough tbh

i kinda cant believe i forgot about chai

i love chai
heck, I name my fictional cats (and Palicos ) Chai lol

half-vanilla chai lattee with some kind of non-dairy milk kinda does sound like Caleri, if she doesnt just get like
an Earl Grey
because she also feels like an Earl Grey girly to me tbh

[late mason]

what are we (to be clear this is so much a joke)

[split gorge]

Ashura is a bear. Bears like sweet things :3

[short lotus]

Bears also like fish...oh wait ur onto something here

[placid kestrel]

I'm late to the coffee orders but Zeki orders a glass of cream with a single splash of coffee

[bleak crow]

Bro just gets the coffee milk fr

"Yeah ill twke a coffee milk. But add more milk."

[latent quartz]

OK, you're not wrong. But not just Earl Grey, I feel like she'd be more of a London Fog gal (Earl Grey with steamed milk)

[green dagger]

I feel like zeki WOULD enjoy the cat equivalent of a pup cup, but he can't admit that in public

[short lotus]

☕ Zeki's Home Cafe ☕ is just him enjoying pup cups in the privacy of his own home. But he also owns a Paltech milk frother

Most of the cafes I visited while in Germany served hot milk with honey and I ordered that a lot since my body likes to play roulette with coffee, so I mean, that could also be an option for Zeki

[wheat pendant]

Ive admittedly gotten a pup cup for myself before, it's ok zeki a sweet treat is nothing to be ashamed of

[bleak crow]

absolutely, she'd be the first customer to ask if they serve London Fogs, and Ren (in my coffee AU) would have to look it up lmao

[short lotus]

Perfection

Suddenly Jel vampire AU makes so much sense

[latent quartz]

Not really a meme, but it warms my heart to see that (even if it is one of those "probably-a-scam" games) are using Palia as a reference in what style of game they are!

[bleak crow]

thats so cool!

[hot shard]

Spirit Crossing was made by the same devs as Cozy Grove! iirc it was a mobile game you could only play through netflix at first, but it's recently announced that it's coming to steam

[latent quartz]

Oh, cool! Guess it's not a scam lol -- and still, it's awesome to see Palia namedropped!

[brisk latch]

Omg Cozy Grove 😭
Loved that game it’s so cute

[gleaming berry]

ooooo Cozy Grove is so nice, I may have to check out their other games

[gloomy wagon]

wow..

[surreal terrace]

hmmm

[meager oar]

SHE'S MULTIPLYING SEND HELP

[karmic turtle]

She done did mitosis

[raven storm]

Sifuu.. No!! Why!!! 😲

[latent quartz]

Sifuushura?? 👀

[raven storm]

Not sure if she meant Reth or Ashura 😅

[silk wedge]

Someone got stuck in a wall, and it felt like watching the Justice League assemble watching like seven of us come running across the map to help troubleshoot 😂 faith in humanity restored tonight
ignore my McDonalds diet coke cups LMAO, didnt realize those were in frame

[gleaming berry]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-loki-series-bit-of-both-loki-clip-tom-hiddleston-gif-21748514

[latent quartz]

My face when I see Loki

[latent quartz]

This happened to me but I was stuck under the stairs in city hall lol! Chat is a lifesaver fr

[wheat pendant]

I got trapped under the city hall stairs once I had to fast travel home cuz nothing was freeing me from my prison lmao

[bleak crow]

I somehow got trapped in a hill in Bahari Bay once

I had ti wait out my Home timer and just use that lmao

[karmic comet]

Reth please... don't multiply via mitosis I beg of you.

[bold brook]

Late to the party but at any rate I feel like Caleri and Eshe would either be completely in agreement over what makes good tea or be in a vicious cold war over it. Either way they'd both have strong opinions about tea.

[bold brook]

OMG just look at how many soup ladles he's holding

Wait, that was double pan and double ladles... THAT'S STILL TOO MUCH, RETH! Put the cooking utensils down right now!

[bleak crow]

or do 👀 more Reth is always fun

[short lotus]

just as long as the debt isn't doubled

[latent quartz]

No way they agree. Caleri would want super refined teas, Eshe would want super posh teas. No they are not the same thing

[bold brook]

War it is!

[bleak crow]

Okay but no i imagine them having tea together and theyre just making sly, polite-sounding comments about the other's choice of tea and they secretly love the banter
They fully 100% disagree on the topic, but they have fun disagreeing in the pettiest and most polite way possible

[mossy dock]

what am i waiting for

[glass hearth]

i know she's an archeologist but she better stop digging under my plot she's gonna collapse my house

[eternal garnet]

I was fishing in a pond in Kilima a couple of days ago with regular worms, and it was all like...

[short lotus]

Me trying to get the long nosed unicorn fish and walking away with boatloads of black bass and yellow fin tuna countless times 💀

[ivory sundial]

Maybe waiting for bug fixes or somethin!

[wheat pendant]

This is hilarious

[gleaming berry]

My experience looking for devilfish which I am convinced are a lie

[green dagger]

Imean having more of Reth would be nice, but we don't need another Twojuma or Threejuma situation 😂

[split gorge]

Imagine being a single dad to triplet teens who make explosives

[latent quartz]

I always call her NaTWOma lol

[bleak crow]

I saw someone say Natwoma once but i read it as Nat-woah-mah and i was like "wait since when does she have a sister"

[latent quartz]

My brain read your comment as "Nat woah momma" lolll

[bleak crow]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-bravo-gif-27042520

Hahahhaha

[eternal garnet]

oops.

[jagged orbit]

My friend (right) just trying to play a peaceful round of hot pot.

Me (left): omg are we boutta kiss rn????

[merry jungle]

Bro kept complaining about the lack of trees so I gave him his own grove. Still complains.

[noble geode]

Someone posted this on Facebook and I got a good laugh out of it.

[timid burrow]

am gonna cry

[latent quartz]

Wait why?? I'm dense lol

[bright violet]

The rug is not centered...

[latent quartz]

Ohhhh lol

Great, now I can't not see it

[timid burrow]

To be honest, if you look inside the building, the rug is centered on Kenyatta's counter, so there's the possibility that either the entire decor isn't centered, OR the floor tiles and front door isn't centered

sorry to end the year on that

[short lotus]

Relatable for my year tho HA

Everything's there, just a little bit off

[wheat pendant]

It would be SO cool if he actually reacts to the scenery around him, like he complained to me once he didn't get enough shade so I put a tree on one side and a lil umbrella on the other and bro still doesn't get enough shade apparently because he continued to complain smh

It would be really funny if he either says he needs more shade or less shade and there is never a right amount lol

[keen crest]

I put mine in my garden and bro complains about lack of plants xd

[merry jungle]

I love this community 😂

[wheat pendant]

Mine is literally right beside my farming plots and he's like "so no plants around here? Baren wasteland????"

Sir my tomato's are thriving right beside you

[sacred spire]

I made Tau on OCSN and he is chaotic

[split gorge]

I reached the literal plant LIMIT, put him in a flowerbed by my full farm plots, plenty of trees lining my whole plot... somehow still not enough. What do you want me to do, robot?

[short lotus]

I'm putting him in tree jail

Until he stops complaining

[willow wigeon]

[eternal garnet]

My foundation may or may not consist of snowmen plushies

[zenith totem]

It's a little-known fact that snowmen can lift 50 times their own weight.

I gave my sister a Rockhopper plushie and she said its face looked like the villain from the movie Robots, so I made this and now I can't un-see it...

Something is wrong with my family lmao

[wheat pendant]

Oh my god it does look like her

[keen crest]

Plushvolution!!!!!

[molten fulcrum]

I knew it reminded me of something! Thank your sister for solving that mystery haha

Now I kinda want to rewatch it

[polar phoenix]

OH MY DRAGON

[wintry granite]

https://tenor.com/view/peek-creeping-gossip-tea-time-gif-20854500

[bright violet]

He wants out of his pen

[wintry granite]

he look like hes about to burst

[bright violet]

He hasn't grown in a while and we've made so many more snowmen, I think he's gonna explode

[green dagger]

Kaiju frogbert 2.0

[timid burrow]

Not sure how to leave the aether, not sure I ✨ want ✨ to leave the aether

[latent quartz]

Goobis are canonically bouncy and you cannot tell me otherwise

[zenith totem]

I like to think they resemble Jell-O in texture, but definitely bouncy too

[woven loom]

Boy what da hell

[chilly sandal]

i have a very peculiar hat i guess

[latent quartz]

New fashion trend spotted

[zenith totem]

Do Palcats think the floor is lava or something? These two both found ways to avoid the ground, one even learned the Leviosa spell

[latent quartz]

-Palcats when asked about their Floor Is Lava championships, probably

[latent quartz]

I kid you not, I saw this, then looked up and saw a balloon artist make somebody a "cat" balloon... That doubles as a "hat" balloon Palia is real now

[chilly sandal]

pft-

[chilly sandal]

back to magic palcats lol

[latent quartz]

I need my daily doses of flying palcats

[nova thistle]

But why does Pam's Face look like Elon Musk?

[chilly sandal]

why are you on top of the oven

[latent quartz]

It's warm, duh

[green dagger]

Have you ever seen cats? They will sit on anything remotely warm

[chilly sandal]

shes flying again lmao-
she really hates touching the ground i guess

[vague garden]

i didnt saw the big snowman at the start

[keen crest]

They can also go in the oven

[wide holly]

I'm glad someone else noticed this

[green dagger]

average day in Palia:

[simple locust]

LMAO I LOVE THIS

[molten bronze]

Omg give them food wth

[latent quartz]

I did right afterwards lol, don't worry

My Switch sometimes exits menus for me XD

[wintry granite]

https://tenor.com/view/squats-dance-moves-gif-16411495

[brisk latch]

… you ok up there buddy?

[eternal garnet]

With how quickly watering cans wear out, I was thinking there's gotta be a palian garbage dump somewhere just filled with dead watering cans... like some kind of watering can graveyard

[willow ruin]

Like how?

[brisk latch]

Idk 😭 and they were fishing like nothing was happening too

[glass hearth]

i guess we're going to Isengard

[chilly sandal]

back again with more magic cats lol

[bleak crow]

they're taking the Humans to Isengard! They're taking the Humans to Isengard! The Humans the Humans the Humans-

[latent quartz]

Best use of that meme I have ever seen XD

[fair osprey]

**EDIT: batterfly (beans) in the skyyyy I can fly twice as hiigggghhh

[fair osprey]

I see they are implementing the red present trick but in open world now 😮 xD

[fresh fulcrum]

HNY to this channel and this channel only

[eternal garnet]

I hope Einar won't mind

[brisk latch]

Seeing the IGN, I think it’s fine

[eternal garnet]

Honestly I am shocked the game let me name them that. You would think that NPC names would have been protected?

but this character exists specifically for my second playthrough and debug/bug reporting.

[brisk latch]

I saw someone with « Najuma » as their IGN so 🤷🏻‍♀️ not surprised

[eternal garnet]

I started typing in all the npc names, that one said it was free, so I chose it and we'll run with it lol 🤷

I couldn't be 6502 because the game thought I was... impersonating singularity six staff

[mild dome]

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its... its a proudhorned sernuk who has somehow evolved to fly

[green dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/legolas-lotr-hobbits-lord-of-the-rings-they-are-taking-the-hobbits-to-isengard-gif-17564990

[short lotus]

Everyone living out my childhood dream of flying, when will it be MY turn!?

[quasi remnant]

only forty two thousand meters until i reach my destination

[latent quartz]

continue straight for 42,437 meters, then your destination will be on the left

[latent quartz]

Love that description haha

[potent lynx]

Its in the void

[half hill]

hm

...

[chilly sandal]

zeki-
what kinda magic were you trying to do with gold where that was the result???

[fair storm]

When the news hits hard...

[steel ibex]

Meanwhile, I wanted to write about raccoons in my bio, but it got labeled as profanity

[latent quartz]

Tau learned magic from the Palcats fr

[eternal garnet]

My main's description is also pretty amusing

[eternal garnet]

oh no I got stucky

[polar phoenix]

It’s giving Saja Boys

https://tenor.com/view/kpop-demon-hunters-kpop-demon-hunter-kpdh-saja-boys-saja-gif-8002137663083717019

[latent quartz]

I just watched that movie (finally lol) and ngl I get why it was popular lol

[polar phoenix]

It’s one of my favourites, right up top 💛

[eternal garnet]

Sometimes popular things are good. Me and my GF watched it and loved it. Lots of passion in making that movie.

Thankfully VHS tapes are not a thing anymore, or there would be at least as many worn out copies of Kpop Demon Hunters as there were worn out copies of The Little Mermaid

[bleak crow]

I also recently just watches KPDH and yeah, it very much lives up to the hype
The music is amazing, the dance and fight choreography is amazing, the little romance was so good (ngl it reminded me of Cayde-6 at the end )

[heavy falcon]

It really does! I first watched it a couple months back after weeks of people recommending it to me and I then proceeded to watch it every single day for like a week cause I liked it so much

[nova thistle]

Yeah on their screen they are on the ground. Sometimes their model can also be in the ground but you can only see it if they are underwater

[muted solstice]

Found a new fun visual glitch. No you can't stand on it.

[simple locust]

same lol

[ripe quail]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-horton-hears-a-who-flower-they-all-eat-rainbows-poop-butterflies-gif-16448855

[polar phoenix]

same tho

[latent quartz]

Oh my dragon I love that movie

[latent quartz]

I probably would have except I have no time lol. Even the one watch I did have was split across 3 days so I could squeeze it into my schedule lol

[zenith totem]

"A person's a person, no matter how small" said Horton the Snowman to us tiny Palians

[eternal garnet]

Roll, roll, roll in the hay....

[gloomy carbon]

More like having a seizure in the hay...I think you might be allergic and need an epi pen

[timid burrow]

the mild terror when you join a hotpot table and don't know if it's spam or not, then you find out it is spam but the game has started so you try and keep up to get it over with but you're obviously not as fast as the seasoned spam players so you're just mashing buttons while they're in chat saying SPAM PLS FAST FAST

https://tenor.com/view/office-gif-23066448

[short lotus]

LOL HELP that was me the other day

[brisk latch]

I was waiting alone on a table the other day and some other people joined asking if I was spamming and I said « no sorry idk how to spam » bc I was too scared to try
Luckily they were nice about it and played regular with me the whole night so it was a good story but piouf 😅 read too many spam hotpot horror stories

[chilly sandal]

no, zeki
i cant

[zenith totem]

Spampot is second only to pre-3am grove chopping when it comes to Palia turnin' scary

[chilly sandal]

i didnt even know that was a thing-
i've yet to come across hotpot spamming i guess

[short lotus]

When people chop early and I'm rushing to type on my switch to beg them to stop

[zenith totem]

I know your pain all too well, fellow Switch user. All we can do is watch the chaos unfold at that point.

[eternal kettle]

I wish they had proximity chat kinda like peak I think that would be amazing

[latent quartz]

Especially since, ya know, SWITCH 2 HAS GAMECHAT like that's one of the big gimmicks lol

[eternal kettle]

I think it would also be a great way to build more of a game community

[eternal kettle]

I really think more people would play tbh

[hollow phoenix]

As fun as voice chat it, it is really hard to moderate

Unfortunately not everyone is cozy™

[bright violet]

That is a really good point, however, the existing community is usually really nice. Though if it did bring new people to palia that'd be a different story

[latent quartz]

That's 100% true. If it were to be implemented, they'd also need to have a lot more "parental controls" type options.

As a workaround... TTT would be nice, and it could use the preexisting censoring system

[green dagger]

Someone once chopped the grove on me WHILE guiding me to the spot 🫠
Ripped them a new one for that

Not for chopping it, but for doing it while guiding me to the location

[silk wedge]

Oh… Hodari!

[green dagger]

technically he said nothing wrong, but the context

[eternal garnet]

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took a patella fracture and deformity in the knee while attempting to scritch a peki.

[eternal garnet]

So uh...... How would I word a bug report on this one?

https://tenor.com/view/task-failed-successfully-failed-task-unsuccessful-gif-12712941334656975969

[green dagger]

don't, this is funny

!support but being serious, probably something related to the game mechanics

[open summit]

Here's a link to the Player Support: http://support.palia.com/

[eternal garnet]

I just caused another funny fishing one but it's too big to post on discord lol

[heavy falcon]

I posted a video of the whole convo at some point, I think it was in here

[green dagger]

I've been through it myself, being a hodari romancer

[heavy falcon]

I laughed so hard when he said that line

[ivory sundial]

That would be a feature.

[eternal garnet]

you should see the other one I did

I got my hook stuck and was able to go from the lake in the middle of kilima to one of the coasts

but it's too big of a file for discord or the feedback site @ivory sundial .. I wonder what the filesize limit for them is anyway

[ivory sundial]

10MB for Normal, Nitro users get 500MB.

[eternal garnet]

No I meant !support

[ivory sundial]

Oh, my bad! I thought you meant for the app!

[eternal garnet]

I understand discord filesizes lol

[ivory sundial]

[eternal garnet]

it was nice when they upped it to 20MB then they shanked us by taking it back lol

but I am much more upset with discord over their constant memory leaks

[bright elm]

mr. snowman sir can you move

[drowsy valley]

A perfect Tip doesn't exi-

[bright elm]

🤔✍🏻

[woven loom]

I think... I think I need to invest into a room (there's even more in the bedroom)

[little jewel]

I have an entire plot for just overflow of bugs and fish lol

[woven loom]

Oh my god

[little jewel]

LOL

[woven loom]

He's... bright for sure!

[mossy dock]

micheal jackson aint got nothing on me

[eternal garnet]

shocking new conspiracy evidence, Palian human submerges themselves underwater without dying or teleporting!

[zenith totem]

Uh, Ashura... buddy... there's no water there.

(Me when I pull out the wrong tool)

[gaunt crag]

i've seen a plot like that with MAWS (??? how)

[latent quartz]

The pose fits so well LOLLL

[meager oar]

I spotted Hodari's true love

[latent quartz]

Bruh I thought it was the sewer gate for a sec I was like

[stiff monolith]

i guess they are two now

LMAOOOO

[sly prawn]

Ok

[zenith totem]

I had this happen with Reth, and then there's Najuma at the Market... I think there's some weird cloning operation going on at this point or maybe alien podpeople

[stiff monolith]

The code forces a character to be in a certain place at a certain time. Perhaps due to a delay, the character was duplicated to fill the empty space. Or it could be that Tamala is experimenting with some potions as usual.

[frozen shard]

Or (Spoiler for Zeki's friendship quest) ||some issues with Zeki's Douplifier||...

[azure sedge]

Hassian: Take care. If something happened to you...
Me: Proceeds to drown in the lake in front of him due to zero jump-turn coordination.

[latent quartz]

Hassian's face, probably

[serene juniper]

This isn’t really a meme, but I found it funny. I finished Einar’s last friendship quest, got the cutscene, and…my camera view went into my character lol

[latent quartz]

Einar's runeworkings are so advanced that you can't see them XD

[brisk latch]

the same thing happened to me and was so sad about it 😭

[gloomy fog]

Man, why's the dog gotta stand EXACTLY like that every time I grill

[pine island]

jel

his parents read him shakespeare when he was a child and his first word was forsooth

[potent lynx]

Grilled galdur pup,

[errant hatch]

"something's in the water" yeah prob nuclear waste by the looks of it

[bold brook]

Sitwo

[placid kestrel]

I read nonstop as a kid. During a school assembly for a student reading contest the principle described me as a voracious reader, and then said I was probably the only student there who knew what that meant.

I was homeschooled starting in middle school. Joined a group that did sports every Friday. We were playing kickball and the ball went right past my head.
My mom was introducing herself to the other moms when she heard a shriek of "DON'T DECAPITATE ME!!"
She sighed and said "That one's mine."

[eternal garnet]

Don't know about nuclear waste, but I know what's in the kilima lakes
#🎭│palia-memes message

[errant hatch]

Dang XD

[simple locust]

Dear God they’re multiplying….

[finite wing]

I wouldn't mind that 😄

[whole pendant]

i want that block in house

[stiff sparrow]

They can climb???

[latent quartz]

Grilled Fish pet will be added to the Premium Shop next month

[latent quartz]

I am now convinced you and I are clones of one another XD
Bookworms unite 🫱🏽‍🫲🏼

[molten rock]

I would not mind that at all

[pine island]

and this is an issue how exactly

[tawny egret]

They can fly in the air! But you cant shot them. I guess this is bugged, just like getting blue ogopu scale ⭐️

[latent quartz]

Anyone else notice the thumbnail this patch?

[short lotus]

YES LOL

[upper crow]

sure been snowing a lot lately...

[fair storm]

Grew so big... It started leaving little "gifts"...

[keen crest]

Rip moss gathering

[timid burrow]

clamping down with those poor ankles

[quasi remnant]

mixing is too much work, i just show my food what to do and it mixes itself

[meager oar]

Reth would be so proud

[wheat forge]

I’m stuck in the mountain.

#squadgoals these people came to see me….well not see me rather lol

[tawdry wadi]

HEY THATS MEEEEE AAHAHAHA (Liliyah)

[timid pagoda]

Hahaha heyyyyyyy!!!

[bleak crow]

Wait omg i got stuck in that exact spot one time!!

[pine island]

what is with the reth multiplication as of late

[zenith totem]

"One is more than enough" Tish, I've got some news for you.

[latent quartz]

I love this image so much lollll

[tawny egret]

idk man

[fair storm]

Found what you rummaging for?

[azure sedge]

Same energy

[pine island]

palia social media au when

[zenith totem]

I had to make this because surely others saw this too, right?
...right? PaliArtorias?

[bleak crow]

Wow
Thats actually a bit too on the nose

[mossy dock]

gurl... me too

[meager oar]

Got those two today, I like to think it's the same dumb elementary schooler lol

[green dagger]

atp, he can come catch his own fish

[tawny egret]

HOW

[timid burrow]

Maybe your character really wants all of the sticks too, but there are simply too many

[brave summit]

I was running around and heard a sernuk... but couldn't see it anywhere xD
So I looked up and...

[zenith totem]

First the Ogopuus, now the Sernuks. I feel like a great flood is coming and the wildlife is preparing

[brave summit]

In that case the Lighthouse will become a great hunting ground 😏 🏹

[ivory sundial]

Might've been your ammo inventory.

[latent quartz]

Wait, you can sit at her desk?! Lol!

[bleak crow]

Oh shoot
It hasnt rained in so long, and then just a whole downpour hahah

[brave summit]

munching noises

[sacred spire]

H E L P

[teal shard]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crunch-cranch-meow-cute-gif-17368992236901678436

[wintry granite]

feels like a scooby-doo scene. FOV got stuck after a cut scene

[bleak crow]

Omg is that the lv 5 friendship one om thinking of
Because i also got stuck there LOL

[wintry granite]

it is 😂

all the keys were inverted too

[bleak crow]

yeeepppp thats the one then

[arctic ferry]

help sam is moon walking

[bleak crow]

Hee heee~

[pure quartz]

*Ulfe are you okay?*🎶

[latent quartz]

Was cooking with some friends and all of our pets kept clipping into the oven the chat was just us all repeatedly begging them to please stop eating the baguettes because we need them

(Picture won't load lol)

[royal dirge]

Dang

[chilly sandal]

you, uh
you okay, nai'o?

(i cant interact with him but when he turned around on the stairs, someone else had interacted him but they were further back)

[chilly sandal]

Just saw a Rockhopper for the same thing lol

[fair storm]

Bro about to reveal the new Chapaa King to the Elderwoods...

[mossy dock]

i guess my character decided it was time to go back to the purple void???

[zenith totem]

At least Palia's version of the Shadow Realm is very pretty.

Definitely in the "top 10 voids I'd choose to be trapped in" list

[chilly sandal]

true
most games the void is just solid black, solid white, or white clouds

[green dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/rafiki-simba-the-lion-king-the-circle-of-life-gif-7400003

[timid burrow]

the game is just playing itself now huh

[glossy blaze]

Automatic hot-pot!

Less-fun, probable real reason: ||the game was started but then the player(s) all got disconnected||

[zenith totem]

Not exactly a meme but here's an example of Palia censors turning innocent messages to *'s for lols

[bleak crow]

WAIT HAH oh no

i just realized what it had an issue with

[zenith totem]

It just started having this particular issue really recently so it's been makin' me look like a sailor swearin' up a storm

[white mesa]

this happened to me yesterday too! I left the server and came back and it was in the same spot and let me grab it

[latent quartz]

Nooooo

I forgot to craft the last few snowmen I had materials for

(Oops wrong chat XD)

[eternal garnet]

Me figuring out you can keep asking Sifuu for torches, me also wondering what happens when you overflow your Key Items in inventory...