🎭│palia-memes

[hollow phoenix]

which one of you is bullying my child???

[latent quartz]

First I have to share guardianship of Ulfe with @green dagger and now I have to do the same with you for the Gardener? Why can't I just steal all the precious children for myself? 😠 /silly

[hollow phoenix]

hey i have long laid claim to all the galdur /j

but thats fine, it just means more of us to physically fight veyra

[latent quartz]

But only I have been asking for the Gardener specifically ever since TotR was added so I get dibs on him specifically. That said... Yes we must all mob his evil mother

[hollow phoenix]

#1138281435132866693 message
#1140324216118464512 message
ok it wasn't exactly the gardener, but i have been asking for more galdur npcs since 2023 also im still waiting on that other newly reawakened one. poor guy is missing their legs and is just buried underground

also in looking for those messages i found this message of mine and now im dying

[latent quartz]

Add that to my List of Proof that S6 Reads the Lore Threads to Figure out What to Do Next (TM)

[latent quartz]

OK fineeeee we can share him, but if Footless Frankie (yes I named him) ever becomes an NPC you must surrender all rights to me and go adopt him instead 😛

[hollow phoenix]

https://tenor.com/view/regina-george-mean-girls-lacrosse-gif-24331981

im just picturing those galdur like regina george at the end of the movie

[latent quartz]

I do want to know the rules of roundball though... I hear ppl play quidditch irl (which I think is from Harry Potter) so maybe someday I can play roundball

[hollow phoenix]

@ S6 hire us to be on your professional roundball team

i always picture it somewhere in the realm of rugby

[latent quartz]

We need a team name. There are the Barafuu Silkies, and a Bahari team that I just forgot... How about the Discordant Piksiis?

[hollow phoenix]

i love it

also they're the Rolling Unicorns

[latent quartz]

Wait really?! I apparently need to add unicorns to my list of Palian Fauna, that's not what I expected if I'm being honest

[hollow phoenix]

oh yeah! also the Kilima Kitsuus is the team Naio is trying to put together, and Bahari Bay Phoenixes is the team he and Auni cheer for

[latent quartz]

Thank you! I am making not of this so I can create a Fantasy FootROUNDball team

[ivory sundial]

Better yet, if you know Warhammer 40k, it's more like the Space Marines and the Hive Tyrants!

"Their shelter has become their tomb!" type stuff!

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-space-marine-helmet-warhammer-40k-space-marine-astartes-spacem-arine-armor-gif-9266730404172402530

[pulsar ridge]

where I was before disconnecting vs where I'm now

I seem to have walked a few miles while in my 'sleep', whoops

(not but really, is it the shoehorn thingy? but wasn't there one closer by?)

[ivory sundial]

I think the game, put you near the Stables, as a failsafe or something. Y'know, so it's easier on the game.

[pulsar ridge]

It's okay, it wanted me to pay a Tamala a small visit /silly

[placid kestrel]

I like snails a normal amount.

[royal dirge]

Siffu lost her sword

[wheat pendant]

Omg I never seen the garden snail plush I need one for my bug squad immediately smh

[green dagger]

"Normal"
Suuuree

[chilly fiber]

(Sorry, had to share this)

[latent quartz]

I wish I could get a snail plush, they evade me

[latent quartz]

Same happened to me but in reverse!

[placid kestrel]

A DAPPER FRIEND

[floral plank]

Ratatouille would be proud

[rapid verge]

me trying to get a black pearl

[ember violet]

I don't speak System.out.println ("Programming");

[ivory sundial]

Whacha mean? She's obviously flirting with ya!

[near cedar]

well, I think these people created a lot of bald series tonight

[nova thistle]

PokéBald

[near cedar]

no one remembered that, next time that happens, I'm going to say that, thanks for the idea 👀

[nova thistle]

Youre welcome

[prime jewel]

The better call bald took me out

[near cedar]

The print is like a little part of what we were saying, we even started a mini cult of bald people!

[short lotus]

ummm Baldur's Bald 3?

[clear verge]

Solas would be proud

[latent quartz]

I love these sorts of interactions so much

[near cedar]

I was almost peeing in my pants from laughing so much, I was not even knowing what I was doing while playing hot pot

[near cedar]

someone said that!

[latent quartz]

Reminds me of a trend in my little Splatoon friend group a while ago, there was a solar storm on the sun and we were all going crazy with possible movie titles about it. I think I still have a doc with them all listed somewhere lol!

[near cedar]

i added some people of that convo, maybe we will come back with a 2.0 of the bald cult

[short lotus]

I was once in a server of people "recruiting" for their bald cult don't recall the usernames though

maybe there are 2 factions LMAO

[near cedar]

It all started because we all went bald after the hot pot game. The chat was filled with “ WE LOVE BEING BALD “ “ ALL MY HOMIES LOVE BALD “, after that someone started saying movie names like in the print and we spent like 20/30 minutes in that. I even sugested starting a bald cult 😔

[native fog]

we all went bald after the hot pot game
how hot was that table?

[near cedar]

Too hot to the point all 4 of us lost our hair 😔

[native fog]

or maybe it wasnt a hot pot table. maybe it was gambling and you guys lost everything including your wigs.

[willow wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/she's-bald-and-she's-torturing-people-who-have-hair-gif-13838688732436548275

[near cedar]

Maybe you are into something…

[toxic forge]

Minecraft

[median sandal]

everytime I end a conversation with the villagers I am bald till I move

[near cedar]

Even the stickers of some girl were bald 😭

[split gorge]

I, for one, accept our fate. Egg-head is the new black.

[true cloud]

this isn't true though since hh and 88 aren't censored

[trail orchid]

Speaking of being bald, Jel snatched my wig after I spoke to him just now 💀

[kindred gorge]

I wanted Ashura as shepp because he seemed the most grounded, now during the ceremony I realised he is NOT AT ALL.

[near cedar]

Bald is the new black!

[near cedar]

You are almost matching with him, how cute!

[latent quartz]

If I can't have hair on top of my head, you can't either

[kindred gorge]

Oh no worries, this is by choice.

[obtuse drift]

10/10 no notes

[celest egret]

It's that time again

[stone river]

Same

[stable ether]

fllyyyyy

[sudden ember]

his head was turned the entire time, funny 'glitch'

[idle dagger]

Plot twist: he was an FBI agent, keeping an eye on you

[pulsar ridge]

Reth (and me):

[kindred gorge]

Mmm-mmm-mmm. Can you smell what the rock is cooking?

[little pawn]

palia froze me while cooking chili and so i had to restart--and came back to star quality ruined food 💀

how does that even work....

[latent quartz]

This trash is top-of-the-line trash, OK?

[ivory sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dwayne-johnson-the-rock-wwe-smell-gif-18321113315205233163

[teal kindle]

Two dudes, fishing in a pond, 6 feet apart because they're not gay ✨🎶

(this is an old Vine and I am gay, please don't think I'm making fun 😭)

[inland hamlet]

Tamala's magic has rubbed off on her house, now the door is transmuting through the wall

[heavy geyser]

Either that or we accidentally just huffed her potion fumes the moment we entered her property line

[ivory sundial]

I'm glad I'm not the only one!

[green dagger]

Aight thats it

[marsh solar]

wat

[green dagger]

(the sticker was delayed, was not aimed at you)

in reply yes, but not you personally xD

[latent quartz]

Every time I see stuff about these cryptids I just think of Elouisa

[short lotus]

Star quality

[undone vault]

Not wig snatching! Interesting game mechanic.... it happens to me all the time though too.

[lime rain]

I am genuinely interested, also 😄

[rare tulip]

tamala stresses me out so much my hair falls out instantly too dw LOL

UM EXCUSE ME RANDOM PERSON I CANT SEE RETHS CUTE FACE

[green dagger]

...why does that look like my character?

Wrong haircolor though. My front part is sage. Might be the same haircut

[latent quartz]

I thought for a sec that they had added cutscenes where you can see your character and I was very excited

[rare tulip]

there is a few cutscenes like that lol. but this is literally some random player that popped up to talk to the same villagers im in the middle of quest dialogue with lmaooo

[trail orchid]

I didn't know that Sernuks are amphibious! /s

[opaque jewel]

Ouch! 😬

[latent quartz]

(idk how comfy folks might be with extreme body contortion so I covered the GIF just on case lol)

[idle dagger]

this physically pains me to watch

[latent quartz]

Whoops lol

[hollow phoenix]

its you! the person bullying my child!!

[foggy isle]

:V he should keep my dang flowers out of his sensors then

[celest hollow]

Why Tau.

[ivory sundial]

It's just The Flash, dw about it.

[glossy sundial]

Gsrdener: "plant more trees" meanwhile he is surrounded by trees in the shade ❤️

[cyan oasis]

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEECKING BAAALL

[versed spindle]

LOL ?????

[next kite]

Saw this in a fb group, if you posted this thank you and pipe up. I wanna credit you 🫶🏻

[glossy cipher]

Interrupted a romantic fishing expedition between Ashura and… Ashura? 😅🤣

[silent parcel]

Omg-

[split gorge]

Self love v important yes 🫶

[flint elk]

I finally unlocked my telekinetic skill and the magic Flow sword!

[brisk raven]

Well... apparently we are all empty inside...

[silk wedge]

I tried to server hop while clay hunting and…y’all…did I die and go to Maji heaven?

There is no escape, my pup and I have crossed over I fear 😞

[hybrid bone]

I gambled my hair away

[teal kindle]

Snatched :')

[pastel flare]

This happened to me too!! My friends who in were with didn't get teleported and said I was over 6k meters away.

I made it to Majiri Heaven

[sand lily]

met this person posing in the void~ 💅

[short lotus]

The void is what we make of it I guess?

[proud shale]

yo sir, you dropped your fishing rod

i owe him an apology i wasn't familiar with his game, he trained it to fly to him on command

[split gorge]

Pets are a thing in the game, his is a ghost plumehound I guess

[heavy geyser]

Or the fishing rod itself may be a pet?

[teal kindle]

A mimic 😂

[latent quartz]

I hope they give us more lore on those eventually lol

[gloomy carbon]

I became the headless horseman early for Halloween this year

[primal pebble]

"i have no legs" xD

[paper sigil]

https://www.tumblr.com/sweettoothstomp/795220924843622400/i-think-my-character-is-going-insane-this-has

YIPPEE ZONE

i think my character is going insane. ...

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Not a meme but it’s so funny

[royal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-spiderman-far-from-home-everywhere-i-go-i-see-his-face-i-see-his-face-everywhere-i-go-gif-22706003

[latent quartz]

Jel is a bodysnatcher

[warped tiger]

Uhm

[latent quartz]

It's a wormhole, trust me those usually lead to super not dangerous places that you should totally visit

[sharp rapids]

idk if this is really a meme

but... i cant unsee this. please send help. why does he look exactly like a young brendan fraser to me

[hybrid bone]

"Big Gold at F4"

[paper sigil]

Maybe the big gold was the friendship we made along the way

[marsh solar]

@reth lock in!!

[native fog]

haha. i remember this ep!

[oblique fable]

I think that arm is broken

[split gorge]

Wanted to send you a medic, but there were no Chayne stickers or emojis, so you're on your own. Tough luck

[teal kindle]

I sent Kenyatta instead

[split gorge]

Patched by an apprentice, best of luck

[fervent gazelle]

mj moment

[versed spindle]

Welp. First time i see this HAHAHAHAHA

[hybrid bone]

[Harry Potter Theme starts playing]

[teal kindle]

Yeah, a bee specific habitat would be cool in the future 😂

[little pawn]

the default UE assets r killing me 😭

[placid kestrel]

the little paws slay me

[meager oar]

It looks like an angry potato

[last quarry]

LOL i am dead asf

[placid dirge]

Content warning for slightly disturbing image!!

Anyone else have the problem where you get stuck in your own dang mouth?? And also sharing the time I got stuck in the void with an NPC I have not yet met XD

[thorn moss]

How I wish I could get stuck in the void with Subira...

[mental glen]

hmmm is there a transparent image of Ulfe....I require it for meme reasons

[latent quartz]

I think I have one, lemme look

Ugh, I can't find it sorry

[mental glen]

dang

[short lotus]

Looks exactly like my friends' ragdoll cat when they pulled him away from the couch he was clawing

[keen crest]

Cool fact dome animals likr enclosures and go in em on their own

[little ibex]

accurate

[south ingot]

There be ghosts now

[meager oar]

I think there's something wrong with this cart

[meager oar]

Sup Einar

[static pollen]

There’s two Najuma’s

[hybrid bone]

I think i drank too much nectar at the market

[stray crown]

reminds me of this lol

[latent quartz]

I just had Sifuu do the same thing to me at the Inn, forgot to get a pic tho lol. Maybe it runs in the fam

[latent quartz]

The Gardener planted him there

[tall bramble]

Ok this might be a little on the nose but listen

[meager oar]

This is so mean I love it

[sour geode]

Watch out ! Litle cake is baking inside !

[latent quartz]

What is the symbol by your name?

[keen oasis]

Frogbert IRL

[oak stirrup]

From a helper program from ages long forgotten

[tall bramble]

You carry on the sign of the ancients

[latent quartz]

Ooh, how did that work/why was it stopped? Is it basically Mini Maji but old?

[sour geode]

Litle cake is baking in the oven 🎂

[oak stirrup]

The shepp program was run by one of my favorite community managers, and had a bunch of old players who were trustworthy and loved helping the newbies. But it kinda went silent when we lost all the CMs... we're still around though~

[dusk rose]

I suck at hand drawing so I’m not gonna actuallly enter to contest thing but I had a thought on what it is with the help of my mom

[green dagger]

Nothing beats an Ogopuu Airlines Holiday, and right now, you can waste 50 arrows! Thats 200 for a hunting party of 4

[quasi crane]

they really do be flying now!

[hybrid bone]

yeah 😂 Ah yes, the birds of Elderwood. Majestic

[keen crest]

puus oging on land water and air

[vital berry]

What happens in a thrift store stays in a thrift store…🔫 👀

[versed spindle]

My game bugged and my camera was in my butt 😭

[heavy geyser]

Oh naur, Dave has multiplied

We cannot stop Dave now

[green dagger]

We named the flying Ogopuu Dave?

[split gorge]

Dangerous Airborne Venomous Entity?

[glossy blaze]

[tribal shadow]

first time I noticed this shrek mannequin

[meager oar]

What the hell is this supposed to be

[trail orchid]

badruu has invested in flying carts, it seems!

[jade oasis]

Y'all ever call an NPC by a nickname so much you forget their real name. I'm sitting here writing and library elf came up and I'm like "cranky book lady... Library card woman... " then just making a bunch of sounds trying to remember the name XD this happened to me before with hotdog elf

You could point a water gun to my head and ask what is the name of the fishing robot and I would go "oh that's AutismRobot I love that guy"

[red hollow]

You know when I started flirting with Reth I didn't expect him to eventually randomly reveal himself to be Ashura and suddenly go back to normal again 🧐

[proper shard]

I just pronounce all the names incorrectly, Einar is Enair, Caleri is calorie, Badruu is Bard dude, Delaila is Delia, Chayne is Cheyenne, Nai'o is Himbo, etc

[jade oasis]

You say you pronounce them all wrong and they just say the right one for Nai'o??

[vivid halo]

Partner and I couldnt decide how to pronounce Tamala's name, so we just call her Tammy.

[jade oasis]

I call her something I can't say in this discord

[vivid halo]

I mean, we call her some things, too.

I was so disappointed by her personality. She looks and talks like I do, and now Im offended. Lol

[jade oasis]

My big thing is how she handles magic. As a real world Wiccan I just feel so Off. Idk I guess I enjoy letting people have free will and not crossing boundaries

Calling her Tammy is pretty funny cause I have an aunt by that name who I hate

Anyways I'm back to writing my pure self indulgence Kiran and Tish content. Not to be too lewd but they're gonna hold hands before marriage

[vivid halo]

Scandalous. Lol

[jade oasis]

Kiran: hey Tish we should... Kiss. It'll be so scandalous
Tish: Kiran we have three children

[vital berry]

“And then I saw her face!! Now I’m a believer!! 💚😂

[keen crest]

the gardener is aprt of the bestagon cult

[sage ibex]

Me too xDDD

[spice current]

You got the legendary opportunity to flirt with Ashura!

[golden python]

still serving without a head

[red hollow]

I did! Too bad he just turned back into reth lol

[short lotus]

Sometimes I call her tamale

[drifting bronze]

This is basically me with all my friends lately

[short lotus]

This is a pic of me actually

[latent quartz]

I think we must all be triplets cuz ain't no way that isn't me

[wheat pendant]

For no reason at all could I snag the og image of this

[ruby silo]

The azure chapaa balloon as soon as it's spotted during pop-a-chapaa

[echo vigil]

"This is fine."

[faint sapphire]

jesus oguupu?

[turbid forge]

that freaking ogopuu is always up there!!! i hope the devs never patch him out.

[latent quartz]

Or better yet, make him canon, like they did with Lord Hoppington

[latent crow]

Headless horseman realness ✨

[faint sapphire]

i beg ur pardon

[primal fox]

I'm late to the party, but my siblings and I nicknamed Chayne as Cherry and Hodari is Houdini. We kept getting Hodari and Hassien's names mixed up when we first started and I couldn't say Hassiens' name right. I called him Hassan for about two months

[latent quartz]

I call the Gardener "my child" because he needs a parental figure to replace ||Veyra/Mother||.
Tamala is Tamale because it's funny lol
Ashura is Dadshura
Nai'O is "broskis"

[jade oasis]

Whenever I walk up to Tish I literally chant "wife wife wife" but like. She's wife :)

[jagged granite]

He’s just a lil anxious

[covert totem]

my cat when he has the zoomies

[chilly badger]

She’s a legend, She’s an icon, and she IS the moment 😂😂

[tawdry tartan]

Ashura having hard day 😂

[jade oasis]

Classic H8 censor

[steel pawn]

She also needs pants... XD

[heavy falcon]

I love when he does that, it's so funny

[wheat pendant]

I adore when ashura does pushups in the middle of town, slowly gliding across the pavement, it's my favorite

[ivory sundial]

She uhh... she's deffinaly something! Something I can't say here, but she's something!

[short lotus]

He's doing the worm

[elfin birch]

That’s what I thought and was equal parts confused and delighted.

[hybrid bone]

Me on every Ogopuu hunt

https://tenor.com/view/twgcf-jjkneko-gif-23550263

[languid cobalt]

What are the chances to have the exact same set of dice at home?

[latent quartz]

I won some dice recently though a thing-that-einar-wont-let-me-say-for-some-reason and they're sooo cool

[languid cobalt]

Those were given to me by a friend after we played a board game.

[latent quartz]

Whipped this up ten mins on my phone. Full disclosure, I used an AI eraser for the icon beneath the "ingredients" panel, but when I get home and can use my computer I will redo it by hand. Other than removing the mushroom icon, though, this is all handmade 🙂

[pine marten]

I think Reth would be great in stocks

[rustic osprey]

saw this on facebook and immediately thought of Reth 😆

[latent quartz]

I need a copy NOW

[wheat pendant]

I think if I saw that book in real life I'd take it as a sign from the dragon to buy it and use it in a cosplay of reth

[ivory sundial]

Ah, understood Palia. No more DarkViperAU when Playing.

[acoustic compass]

I laughed out loud

[ivory sundial]

3 Months, 3 months for this bug!

[green dagger]

Now you gotta get two more sets to match the other two color variants

[teal kindle]

And at that point it's a slippery slope and they'll have 10 different sets of dice 😂 ask me how I know..

[craggy nest]

<@&1216796663071637585>

[turbid sable]

I was talking to a beautiful woman then she took my wig after I finished talking to her😔😂

[green dagger]

Tamala is also a Wig Snatcher now?

[turbid sable]

Yeah apparently and what do you mean also😂?

[green dagger]

First it was Chayne. If he can't have hair, neither could we
Then he recruited Jel to his cause

[turbid sable]

Oh really 😂 guess that Tamala is a wig snatcher now

[next fiber]

elderwoods whipped up the schedule so much, tau is playing cards for hassian now?🫠

[little pawn]

STOP LOOKING AT HIS CARDS THATS CHEATING

[next fiber]

Believe me, i tried not to. But i think he won anyway😌

[sharp bluff]

I swear Tamala put a hex on me because I can't say anything bad about her, and now we're at romance 3

[faint sapphire]

she is a freaky babe

[maiden stump]

QUEEN OF THE WORLD! lol

[quartz sail]

is my cat okay

peak form

[dusky kernel]

Hey lmao 🤣

[keen crest]

catfish

[clear grail]

Woah there buddy we are only relationship level 1 🥵

[ivory sundial]

And outside! Where are you gonna do it then?

[celest egret]

Don't know when it happened but at some point my shadow lost their lower half

[native fog]

look like you floating in air 😄

[dark chasm]

Well this happened

[celest egret]

Launched into the palian space program via geyser?

[fair grove]

Reth, that u? 🤔

[covert prairie]

When you see a wisp and he sees you

[heavy falcon]

His reaction to that 1st option changes at a certain point of the relationship. At 1st iirc he's caught off guard and says he was kidding, and later on it's something about life always being interesting with you I think. It's been a while since I got that dialogue

[covert totem]

i just had to made a reddit post concerning the apples, lol.

[dark sphinx]

No one:
Ulfe whenever theres a quest involving him apparently:

Little dude WILL NOT help without his happymeal,,,

[latent quartz]

🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐🫐

[fair grove]

Ashura my dude, are you gonna be okay? 😬

[prime cape]

Ashura just burpeeing through life in preparation for being romanceable (if that ever happens)

[glass turret]

Um ok, im gone

[green dagger]

That's okay, I'll keep feeding him 😂

[green dagger]

It was nice knowing you

[fair grove]

You’re in Maji’s hands, now. 🫡

[stable terrace]

Need to share the only thing i think about when palia snatches my hair during hot pot🤣🤣🤣 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMMdWY46/

[marsh solar]

found reth

[dreamy pivot]

in the new trailer, this skin may be so perfect for Mercy, from overwatch 🙂

[tranquil yacht]

update that removes fishing from the game when

[bronze root]

and the fact that the chat filter doesn't allow you to say wig "snatch"ed lol, i've begun saying wig tooketh

[little pawn]

SO TRUE 😭

[latent quartz]

Where is this meme template?! That guy literally looks exactly like my boss, I need to make a meme with it now lollll

[ivory sundial]

Average 2 Ore Compass uses (I do these once a week. If you see me in your server, don't be afraid to join in when I mention it!) :

[pulsar ridge]

me when I realize I can jump from as high as I want and not die, proceeds to jump off every cliff possible

[nocturne karma]

I'm sorry did you typo? "Do be afraid" has me rolling

[ivory sundial]

Yeah, It's been a day! Thanks for that!

[wheat pendant]

I almost thought they were talking to me lmao

[shut siren]

Reth coded content 🥣

[green dagger]

I love how this regularly gets reposted here 😂

[shut siren]

Oops my bad, I only came to this channel because I saw this on insta 😂

Palia in my algorithm

[green dagger]

Oh, it's okay! I genuinely like seeing it resurface

[boreal blaze]

Reth is ghostwriting for NPR now

[ivory sundial]

Talk about Under-talking!

[plucky scarab]

Frog Indeed - YEP

[dawn hill]

I remade a meme that a saw in here

[faint sapphire]

currently visiting a player's plot and found this master piece

owner: Shan Mao Tao

[amber mist]

you see me rollin

[sudden ember]

1000+ hours in and literally unplayable

[quartz sail]

enjoying a conversation with a character and when i leave i get hit with the temperary baldness

[silent charm]

I found a place I'm not supposed to be in

[frail igloo]

(found on FB)

[keen crest]

Can poeple not remind me every single day that i still have to watch that movie

[green dagger]

what'd you find back there?

[frail igloo]

Im sorry

[keen crest]

all good

[latent quartz]

The only possible improvement I can suggest is editing HUNTRIX to be Kenyatta, Jina, and Tish

[silent charm]

@green dagger just an invisible wall but there is a door in the very back so one day we might be able to go back there legitimately

[nova thistle]

Pretty well done on that

[nova thistle]

I also need to watch it

[glossy sundial]

She loves me so its a win win

[placid kestrel]

Don't apologize, this is fantastic!

Hodari's face is so uncanny valley though 🤣 😭

[dawn hill]

I forgot to put Chayne in twinkish, but trust he goes there

[obtuse drift]

Reth as hunkish twink has never been more accurate

[short lotus]

Excellent, 100%, A++, no notes

[nova thistle]

I am surprised that Hassain isnt a Cub

[next fiber]

I am deceased and revived at the same time 👀 ✨

[wheat pendant]

Id get upset on behalf of jel but honestly I feel like he's accepted it he knows what he is

[tribal shadow]

bruh, my shepp is making out with his doppleganger.. jk pls

[neon trail]

Idk if this is considered a meme or not

[latent quartz]

#🎭│palia-memes message
It's already been shared..... But I'll take your post as an excuse to watch it ~~ for the 37th time~~ I mean again.

[flint valve]

Literally me at yesterday's family function

[latent quartz]

I need more of these oh my word, they are so perfect!

[static scaffold]

I'm dying over here. Best use of AI

[latent quartz]

My thoughts exactly, I hate AI with a passion but this is the exception.

[static scaffold]

Right hate it unless it's for stuff like this.

[next fiber]

Damn, i knew i should've joined kenyatta and tish on the concert🥲

[latent quartz]

Apparently there is one of Hassian and Tamala singing Free and that is so terrible but also so funny

[dusk skiff]

So I just maxed out Reth’s romance. Wtf am I gonna do now in this ‘Date Reth Simulator’? (Kidding….)

[eager token]

OMG this is sooo good!! Thanks for sharing!

[latent quartz]

Start an Einar Romancing Speedrun Save (TM)

[next fiber]

you cant just tell and not show, especially with something like his👀 we're already on this road

[latent quartz]

I would but I can't actually get the link due to it being on TikTok and me not having an acct lol

[dusk skiff]

Oh damn! On it 🫡 hahaha

[latent quartz]

On a different note how did Einar not bonk that first word of yours but he got me when I tried to italicize the letter A and then have the letter s afterwards cuz it looked like I might've meant a different word 😭

[dusk skiff]

Wdym?? Sorry my brains half sleep today so I’m not following

[latent quartz]

Basically Einar deleted a comment of mine for supposedly having the A word in it but didn't touch yours even though it has D in it lol

[next fiber]

i found the acc, which is hilarious to look at as is and the vid, but idk if it was worth the free fakenews-induced anxiety attack i get every time i'm on this app🫠

[latent quartz]

Mind sharing that one specifically? After which I will cease from asking people to use the stressor that is TikTok lol

[pastel condor]

+1

[next fiber]

i will know indulge in more content from this acc😏

[dusk skiff]

Oh gotcha! Yeah geez no clue. That was my first time posting / messaging anything into this discord. Didn’t know those specific words would even be filtered.

[latent quartz]

Palia X IRL crossover 🔥

[somber cave]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/dSYLniJPxkA

[somber cave]

ha nice now i need to find a leaning house to hit that pose too lol

[gloomy fog]

Quite possibly the most ominous bug I've seen so far.

[ebon olive]

Why it look like the Minecraft sun is setting in the bg?🤣

[split gorge]

That is the tip of a badly parked goa'uld mothership, not here to invade but for their driver's lisence test. It is not going well

[wheat pendant]

I realized you can jump into one of these pots in elderwood and if you sit in them you can hide in a pot

[spare sparrow]

the other player pointed at it since I was standing with my back to it and I was like what is she pointing at. We were all gobsmacked it was so beautiful

[spare sparrow]

had that on my plot and I jumped in there when a friend visited. she was looking for me and had my dot showing 1m but she couldn't find me

[wheat pendant]

Hehe devious

[latent quartz]

That's sooo pretty 😍

[green dagger]

Rip Wig Snatcher memes, we'll miss you

[vivid halo]

Wig Saved

[latent quartz]

Nooo now I have to manually choose baldness

[hoary wadi]

"curl up in bed" they say 🤣

[pastel mountain]

Yeah I thought the same thing, looks more like we are 😵 to me 😄

[hoary wadi]

The levitating is sending me

[eager parcel]

https://accounts.palia.com/sign-up?referral=a20f664c-7db0-49f8-a7ec-5ff89685ed06

[dull hatch]

#🎉│refer-a-friend should be right under this channel Best place to post your link for visibility c:

[trail orchid]

gone too soon, just like my hair

[round cobalt]

I found a strawberry flavored potato pod at work! Imma draw eyes on it as soon as I'm done with prep

[desert hound]

Behold, my abomination of a patch day bingo card

[little pawn]

terrified of the context of moist lettuce bars

[sand escarp]

I Like line 2 Number 3 🤣🤣🤣

[latent quartz]

Did somebody say MLB 👀

[desert hound]

this is my favorite thing that has ever been made in the history of ever

[lofty smelt]

I laughed entirely too hard at this.

[latent quartz]

Thank you lol, I did it on my phone and twas a PAIN but I am planning to make adjustments to the recipe and send it to S6 as a suggestion

[desert hound]

I'm gonna make 4 different bingo cards for next time, so that all the tiles are scrambled randomly. I'm so glad people love patch day bingo as much as i do LOL

[desert hound]

that's wildly impressive for phone photoshop i gotta say

[latent quartz]

Thank you lol!

[latent quartz]

I make one every time there is a Nintendo Direct, I should start doing them for patch day too

[tulip dagger]

I'm here

[tulip dagger]

scream !

[desert hound]

i'm gonna make different copies for next time, but that's a copy of the one i made for myself today lol

[tulip dagger]

I love it ! 🤣

[foggy otter]

When palia servers go down

[latent quartz]

Add this to the list of videos that get posted a lot but that I still watch every time!

[terse talon]

[latent quartz]

Eh, that's not so bad...!

[dull hatch]

Here to share a gentle reminder that AI gen content is not allowed to be posted in the server. I wanted to give some transparency since we've been seeing some of the same posts being shared here recently.

[vast pond]

I love them, but I cannot unsee them as the popular candy LOL

[latent quartz]

Well now I can't unsee it either lol

[fresh egret]

Do other people also see angels

[nocturne karma]

People coming into this server like

[hoary wadi]

Yeah girl looks like you need help escaping the earth 😭

[tawdry epoch]

became gojo real quick 😭

[meager arch]

I found the entrance to the void lol

[karmic sail]

wow is that something new?

[glossy blaze]

Sometimes the proudhorn leaves their magic sparklies behind on the ground...

[sage ibex]

No it's just a visual bug

[meager arch]

If you step on it you can time travel...lol

[inland hamlet]

That's a lot of sundrops

[heavy falcon]

my average blossom event experience

[green dagger]

Can we have one for Knapweed soup too pls

[latent quartz]

[latent quartz]

I need to find a recipe that uses them cuz I have hundreds filling my inventory

[cloud aspen]

Smoke bombs, sneaky smoke bombs use them clay and one other thing I think

[lapis aurora]

v0.2137 leak, its getting weirder and weirder

[bright violet]

knapweed tea too

[split cape]

Got a little too excited

[placid kestrel]

Darth Maul petting a slime (2025, colorized)

[chilly urchin]

UNSEASONED!? The horror!!!
This is sacrilegious!

[dawn hill]

Muujin when you break a tree in Bahari Bay:

[vivid halo]

I think the Elderwood is worse, cuz they have less room to run.

[short lotus]

I love this quest so much nothing but respect for those who season their food

[hybrid bone]

when you come home and get smacked with all the tasks you need to do..... (no i didnt forget to pick up loot before going home or something 😂 )

[brisk torrent]

look at all those pekis!

[dawn hill]

*slams papers down on table* TAU IS A TERRIER!! A PLUMETERRIER!

Please tell me you guys see it

[vivid halo]

Would explain his digging.

[dawn hill]

This would most definitely explain his love for digging

[weak jolt]

how the update is going for me so far

[short lotus]

I'm getting a lot of lag

[latent quartz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Palia/comments/1o2em48/not_exactly_what_i_had_in_mind/

[golden python]

silent hill p (palia)

[prime cape]

Reth-coded (artist is artbymoga on insta ❤️)

[heavy falcon]

I can barely fish because of all the lag, I lose 75% of what bites because of it

[spare sparrow]

wym there's TWO ferns

[bleak crow]

Two ferns!? Lucky! I didnt even see that

[ivory sundial]

Perfection.

Less than one day!

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-gif-14887144685173519659

[split gorge]

Are the prizes worth it?

[ivory sundial]

Depends. You get 7 Pumpkin Lures, and 6k Essence. Among Najuma Liking you more. Among some Exclucive Flowers and a Bobber.

So I guess depends on who you ask.

[split gorge]

I mean, I maxed Juma and only that quest needs the frogs, so I guess the flower is the real prize?

[ivory sundial]

True. I got like 12 left, so I may have enough for ya.

[split gorge]

Oh, I'm not doing that quest, my internet lags too hard to cook

Can't fish either

https://tenor.com/view/cast-net-fishing-fall-dive-into-the-water-fail-gif-16709919

If they add nets, and a slow cooker, I will do it tho!

[ivory sundial]

They really oughta add the makeshift picnic thingy, where you can store loads of food on it, and take it around, for peeps in servers can use it!

[split gorge]

I just want options for those who cannot do quicktime events, for whatever reason. There is more than one way to catch fish and bugs, come on, traps are a natural tool for humans even if majiri don't use them

[ivory sundial]

You have a point. S6 in a future update, could do a lore thing where they add those, and have the Majiri react that they've never thought of such things. In lore, Humans are the more intelligent

[split gorge]

Or quite possibly, majiri find it cruel

[opaque jewel]

Where the heck am I?! 😭😂😂

[modest arch]

when I see something shiny

[weak jolt]

me when I see which tree a Bluebristle Muujin hops into

[gilded girder]

me trying to find the shiny pebble

[desert quartz]

wait, are they hard to find? how many of them are there, I found so many and just...gave it to einar if I couldn't place it XD

they are not important right XD

[gilded girder]

From what I’ve read online the drop rate is somewhere near .03%

For the shiny one specifically, the rest are easy to find

[desert quartz]

so I used all my luck in shiny pebbles and now am suffering with plushies

https://tenor.com/view/fine-this-is-fine-dumpster-fire-everthing-is-fine-everything's-fine-gif-7439361049006933868

I see

[latent quartz]

My sign language course knows which signs are really important, clearly!

[meager oar]

It's perfect they already show you where to put the soup

[sharp plover]

It's the Void. See if they have any plushies while you're in there!

[bleak crow]

This was me tryna get the black pearl for a quest omg

[bleak crow]

(Not with oysters, they come from the Elder Clam Mushrooms, but same diff)

[unborn kelp]

I'm sure a meme could be made from these crates I can see clipping through the walls in the general store, right? (it's the outsides ones, haha. But from this angle, it totally looks like a secret room!)

[grizzled wasp]

something something Secret Tunnel?

[chilly fiber]

Had this reaction yesterday - it jumped up a flow tree!

[bleak crow]

bruh i got stuck in the cutscene instance for the Reth-Tish-Zeki lv 5 cutscene xDDD i couldnt "unstuck" and my insta-home button had 18 mins left lmao

[hybrid bone]

love the new nameplate

[flint elk]

TMW you take a wrong turn and end up in the Palia version of the Backrooms........

[bright violet]

Tish was so scary you had to sit there with that terrified look on your face in shock for 18 minutes before you came to your senses

[bleak crow]

This happened to me early this week 🤣

[ripe quail]

So did I recently! And my camera was stuck and my navigation controls were backwards!!

[ivory sonnet]

Me, but with Tamala 😆

[bleak crow]

Yes, me too! It was so weird lmao
I ended up just logging off for the night since it was late anyway lol

[thorn moss]

I think I'll never understand how it's possible to like her, but I guess we all have different taste 😭

[vivid halo]

I liked Tamala at first. She looks and talks like me, but then her personality changed my mind.

[wheat pendant]

Same, her design is pretty but I simply can't

[short lotus]

Was a walking red flag for me and then I started doing the elderwood plot quests and now she's on my blacklist 💀

[sage ibex]

Yeah I wanted to like her so bad because I love her design but her personality ... 😬

[latent quartz]

Personally I really like her for lore reasons but I also know that's not everyone's thing lol

[thorn moss]

I don't even like her design, she's really not for me 😭 But she's an interesting character anyway, like every character in the game

[wheat pendant]

I love the loner witch vibe, but I can't get over her personality

[thorn moss]

I understand. Every time I talk to her she makes me want to hit her with a shovel. And I learned the english word for "shovel" just to write this comment 😭

[wheat pendant]

HAHAHAH

[north lodge]

I appreciated having a more "antagonistic" npc, one that is more of an outsider in multiple ways. While not the friendliest, she was interesting!

But then she ||locked me in a cave, put a curse on me, and openly gloats about it||. Now she's my enemy lol

[latent quartz]

I like her design because Mother Gothel haha

[latent quartz]

I think they are starting to bring her in a more acceptable personality direction with recent patches which I like!

[bleak crow]

Oof nah I identify too much with Rapunzel to enjoy Tamala as Mother Gothel lmaoooo
I like her well enough besides playing with people's hearts

[latent quartz]

A fellow Tangled fan? Please give me your thoughts on this, then:

• Gothel - Tamala
• Rapunzel - Tish
• Flynn/Eugene - Reth
  (Obviously the romance side of it doesn't work cuz. Siblings. But still!)

[bleak crow]

YEP
if Tish aint Rapunzel then I am

I am such a Reth simp yall dont even know

But like, yeah its all true
Besides the romance aspect

[latent quartz]

OK now here's my less-common pick... Hodari as the Royal Gaurd

[bleak crow]

Ooooooh okay! I can kinda see it!

Make Tau a riffroc ibstead of a plumehound and hes Maximus 🤣

[bleak crow]

Ashura as the King, but Sabine is alive to be the Queen
The flower saved her life

[latent quartz]

That's BRILLIANT

OK so wait then who do we put as the thugs? Imma say we can genderswap if needed given how many guys there are lol

NGL... I can see NaiO and Kenyatta being them lol

[dire bone]

When you finish the seasonal bundles and get rockhopper lures as the reward. 😆

[latent quartz]

Now if only they also have us Plushies...!

[dire bone]

Ikr 🙁 I wish!

[latent quartz]

Someday...

[bleak crow]

Ooohhhh uhhh
Hmmmmmm
Yeah i mean if theyre not just random humans or something... then probably Kenyatta and Nai'o as the two thug guys Flynn is kinda pals with?

Alternatively, Nai'o as the guard? And Hodari as one of the "I've got a dream" guys?

[latent quartz]

Hodari as the old man 🔥 /j of course, he does NOT fit that role lol

[bleak crow]

HAHAHAH the "tall glass of water" guy? xD

[latent quartz]

Yes

Wait using that emote made me think... Would Badruu fit there?

[bleak crow]

Hmmmmm maybe????

[latent quartz]

Jel can be Vladimir with his ceramic unicorns for sure 🦄 😂 or one of the other artsy thugs 😂

[bleak crow]

Youre making me want to watch Tangled again lmaooo
Its been so long since ive seen it, even tho its easily my fave disney movie

[bitter sigil]

im playing palia on my first playthrough blind
i logged on after a while of not playing. This is the first thing i see

i've never seen her before.
who is this fair majiri maiden?

then, as quickly as she arrived, she vanished, and i was back in kilima valley.

she literally came to me in a dream

[jade ore]

bc shes so dreamy /j

[bitter sigil]

i sent this screenshot to my friend
he sent me this image back

[jade ore]

HAHA

[thorn moss]

We can't be too gay 💪😂

[weak jolt]

Did someone say Subira?

[latent quartz]

The idea that she made you a pin declaring you to love her is hilarious

[ivory sundial]

"Ah, you're finally awake." Lookin Skyrim stuff here

[vivid halo]

Hassian coded

[wide holly]

Hassian, but with access to a machine gun.

[vivid halo]

He got Najuma to build him one.

[wheat pendant]

"oh, ur approaching me?"

[latent quartz]

Something fun to try next time you play lol

[latent quartz]

(obviously referring to accidental stuff, please don't make these goals lol)

[split gorge]

Babygirl is good too, but he likes dari clove so I call him Dari-love 🫶

Reth is Shrip Tails tho. Or Cinnamon Bun

[latent quartz]

I call Jel Babygirl only cuz my friend did once Guilty as charger with Tamale

[next fiber]

honestly, tamale deserves that nickname, because i can't stand her even less after the Commitment quest with Hassian😒 also great work, i almost peed myself

[thorn moss]

Is she okay? I think she didn't like us talking badly about her

[bleak crow]

I call him Bee :D for... reasons :D

[urban talon]

I didnt mind this glitch at all 😂

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ha15BRp1ybc?si=zwOeoMKTqR2TL-Do

[inland hamlet]

Me trying to catch literally anything else in the Elderwood rivers

[tame spade]

She’s just practicing the Blair Witch style of magic

[short lotus]

Literally me last night istg

[simple locust]

Me hearing the most flirty thing come out of reth each time I talk to him

[wise fog]

Literally me when nai'o calls me babe! 😂

[bleak crow]

I melt when I hear Reth's "babe" voice lines
I cannot with Robbie Daymond (Reth and Zeki's VA)

[dusk skiff]

This game has fundamentally changed how I interact with the world. Cause I saw this video and the whole time all I could think was ‘Reth’

[limber locust]

Shes the bees knees

[delicate bone]

https://tenor.com/view/frogana-funny-frogana-funny-gif-6355356410373276763 Me rolling up to the trade table

[bleak crow]

I saw a vid recently of a lady trying to tell her husband she was pregnant by putting a single bun (a roll, he insisted) in the oven, and had him take it out
And he just was not getting it until finally she said "babe, we have a bun in the oven- I'm pregnant." And he took like a milisecond to process and then his face lit up with the goofiest, giddiest smile and he ran and hugged her

And my only thought was "this is so Rethcore" and i had to really think about my life choices xD

[jade oasis]

This is such a thing though. The one day I was at the antiques store and saw this old like woodworking manual of a crib and I went "I bet sliding one of those over is how Kiran told Tish she was pregnant"

[split gorge]

Due to some sort of bug, Nai'o sometimes STILL calls me babe even though we broke up ages ago. Jump-scares me every time

[karmic flare]

how do you break up with someone in the game?

[split gorge]

Lil cogwheel thingy on their profile, the heart tab

[final surge]

Is this a baby Grimalkin??

[latent quartz]

That's actually really cool!

Thought I'd pop this here too cuz it's funny lol

[latent quartz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Palia/comments/1o5llp1/the_hills_have_eyes/

[main blade]

Are Grimalkins actually born with 4 ears? ||Didn't Zeki get his second pair of ears in a Flow accident||

[split gorge]

He's a bit of a jokester, he tried (succeeded) to trick you

[latent quartz]

I don't believe so, that was discussed on the lore channels at one point... Let me see if I can find the thread

[hoary abyss]

Ayo who turned the lights off?

Oh. . . thanks. . .

[final surge]

This happens to me every time I leave that cave lol

[hoary abyss]

Good to know lol

[final surge]

Oh? I have no idea :0 Is he the only one with four?

[hoary abyss]

He wears a headband that adds a second pair /j

[split gorge]

Nobody suspects a cat ears headband on a cat lol

[sleek turret]

It's not Halloween yet.

[placid kestrel]

Zeki puts on a fursuit. It's a Grimalkin.

[bleak crow]

Gosh someone needs to draw that, utd be hilarious

[latent quartz]

Well actually... No promises. But it's on the list, alongside the Gardener wearing everyone's snatched wigs lol

[bleak crow]

HAHAHAHAHAH snatched wigs?! Like from the convo bug where you briefly go bald?! Thats awesome, i cant eait to see it xD

Ive actually got a backlog of fanart to make too so no worries xD

[latent quartz]

That's the one!

[flint elk]

Considering how often Sernuk just spawn in right next to me and jumpscaring me in Kilima, Palia has Halloween 12 months a year 😅

[weak jolt]

How typing on the switch feels 😂
by the time I press send the thing I need help with is gone

[gloomy fog]

Oh, so that's what a waveback ogopuu is. I figured they were special because they take so many arrows, but I didn't know they were the disco variety. Don't know why I didn't make that connection sooner.

[vivid halo]

Never seen them called Disco Lizard before. Lol

[split gorge]

I thought they were amphibians, newts or salamanders or something

[south fractal]

i see them as komodo dragons

[latent quartz]

Other than high HP, what do they have to show that they're the "top tier" huntable? I honestly don't even know, I rarely manage to get em lol

[south fractal]

blue racing stripes

[vivid halo]

Ogopuus are the worst thing to hunt.

[latent quartz]

Yeah I meant moreso like an effect. Like how the Muujin can vanish, Chapaa multiply, Sernuk teleport, and Schmoles have a forcefield

[south fractal]

maybe they're just extra slimy? 🤷🏼‍♀️ i have only hunted a few for the quests/achievements and not noticed any magical abilities

[zenith totem]

The extra slime makes them arrow-sponges, that's the magic part.

[heavy falcon]

Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure ogopuus spit 1 slime ball at a time, emerald ogopuus spit 2 and wavebacks spit 3. I think that, hp and coloring are the only differences

[weak jolt]

this joke stirred up some convo haha! I'm newer to the game so I think I just made assumptions based on the coloring of the other animals! three of each animal, trickiest one in each set gets bright blue markings and is magic, so tricky lizard with blue markings is magic

maybe this is it's magic, and it shares it with it's closest ally ogopuu pals 💀

[gleaming flax]

im not sure if i can put this here but i made a video on my experience of fishing in the game for the first time

[bleak crow]

This is me with thpse stupid freakin bronze bluegills or whatever in the elderwood

I call them bronzegills
But i was crashing out on the one Elderwood fishing quest lmfao
"NO! NOT ANOTHER STUPID BRONZEGILL AAABHDHFNSJXK" - me every time xD

[long trout]

Anyone else having the Log Cabin Fencing/Gate as their first option at Tish's all week? Idk if it's a glitch or lucky draw at this point lol

[latent quartz]

Ah, gotcha. The slime never actually bothers me since I hunt from a stationary area up high lol, but that makes sense

[bleak crow]

I also prefer sniping lmao

[green dagger]

More slime spat at you tbh

[zenith totem]

Ogopuus really do turn this game into a TPS, don't they?

[shell anchor]

4ever Reth... i'll always love u....

[bleak crow]

Tbh i prefer to snipe everything if i can xD

[bleak crow]

Why are you acting like hes ded

[zenith totem]

This needs to be in a closet area, Helga Pataki style.

[shell anchor]

I felt it gave the “Senpai” shrine vibe from Yandere Simulator

[bleak crow]

Ohhhh got it got it
I havent played or seen any of Yandere Sim so i wouldnt know
But thats cool xD i bet hed be flattered and only slightly creeped out

[shell anchor]

The only thing missing is the star lettuce soup... if it existed, my shrine would be complete

[zenith totem]

"An offering of soup for thee, Rethy."

[bleak crow]

UGH
I WISH

I swear i thought i had some but i dont think its placeable! If it does exist

[shell anchor]

Yeaaah, hope they can do the placeable version too!!

[short lotus]

please lettuce have the starred soup (sorry) (not sorry) (my inner Badruu compelled me to say it)

[bleak crow]

Badruu approved lmaooo

[placid kestrel]

Hodari is a fantastic cook who makes extensive use of his spice collection. If you head over when he's done at the mine he grills and has dinner with Najuma every night.

[short lotus]

Could he use more veggies? Sure, but he knows how to use his spices and work a grill

[jaunty field]

Request for a starred version of that Heart-shaped Quiche Hodari baked for us, too~!

[zenith totem]

We telling Badruu-approved puns in here? I want in:
Hodari has no thyme for veggies but his grillin' is dill-ightful.

... That moment where you realize you want to be a Zeki, but you're actually a Badruu.

[latent quartz]

That's too Bad, R Uu gonna let it run your day though? Ze Ki is too just enjoy it!
(Translation cuz my puns were awful: ||That's too bad, are you (Badruu) game let that run your day though? The key (Zeki) is to just enjoy it!||)

https://imgflip.com/i/a9cs68

[muted solstice]

I need one of those heart locked GIFs but instead of "my beloved" it says "(Mossyfin image) The bane of my existence."

[short lotus]

i gotchu

[muted solstice]

Lol that's perfect, thank you!

[short lotus]

my pleasure (they've been the bane of my existence this week too LOL)

[zenith totem]

I was inspired by general chat earlier. @autumn valley
If I wasn't stuck on mobile I'd attempt at editing the emotes on to the Drake template directly lol

[meager oar]

So ...

1. Apparently elementary schools are a thing in this world
2. This child is not the sharpest tool huh

[green dagger]

I...
These parents need a talking to xD

[latent quartz]

"Catch one to find out."
You mean I have to go all the way to the Painted Desert chase after a cactus?!

[short lotus]

When an eel bites your hand
And it's not what you planned
That's a moray

[vivid halo]

When you swim in a creek
And an eel bites your cheek
That's a moray

[split gorge]

When its jaws open wide
And there's more jaws inside
That's a moray

[latent quartz]

When you're a child with a Wii
Playing Mario Galaxy
OH MY WORD HELP THERES A GIANT EEL MONSTER MOM SAVE ME PLEASE

(based on true events from my childhood)

[zenith totem]

The Eely Mouth's Dentist level from Mario Sunshine did that to me

[split gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/cbrbabab-is-gonje-gone-linea-aeropostal-venezolana-flight253-moray-crab-gif-20309431

Pharyngeal jaws are a second set of jaws. I wasn't joking, Moray eels are freaky

[zenith totem]

Xenomorph moment

[desert hound]

The Maws/Lake shark plushies remind me of this post from tumblr

[clear verge]

Zeki has a new asisstant, I see

[zenith totem]

Zeki having a soft spot for Goobi's is definitely understandable and probably in-character.

[silent mulch]

https://tenor.com/view/palia-gif-15184042387185381582

[zenith totem]

The "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" meme comes to mind

[latent quartz]

Abraham Lincoln, you bring your space chair right back here!

[simple locust]

hes so real for that

[latent quartz]

Jel: Asking Profoundly Ridiculous and Ridiculously Profound Questions

[autumn valley]

My truffles so happy, but I seem so done.

[zenith totem]

Maybe Trufflets are heavier than they look? You're giving him a literal piggy-back ride, after all, only he uh confused the "back" part

[autumn valley]

True!

[meager oar]

I mean
I haven't touched a fish for real (a whole alive fish) so I can't blame him for asking

[latent quartz]

They are very slimy for sure, I am not a fan XD

[heady marlin]

Or candy corn. Uuugh. Thankfully the plush this pops up at the top though. I haven't gotten any bug plushies since the candy corns came in though.

[rotund bobcat]

Made this for anyone struggling with the bulletin board this month ❤️

[green dagger]

I gotta step up for her I ain't just her step-mom if she ever feels comfortable thinking of me like that, I also gotta try to be the parent that's stepping up (if that makes sense)

[sharp plover]

I'm definitely NOT a fan of her dad (I want to slap him) but I still see her as my adoptive little sister. She deserves everything

[latent quartz]

I'm trying I just also have no time due to work

[marsh gust]

i made this but decided to post something more professional so please enjoy it here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1422301945938317465/1429649621424013452/13122917_0d920.gif

[ivory sundial]

Ngl, when the... monthly bulliten came around, that was the first thing I did. It's like the Lion King meme of Baby Simba being held up!

https://tenor.com/view/rosa-rosadiaz-bb99-brooklyn99-gif-9847214

[sharp ermine]

Was afk telling someone a story and I stopped mid sentence

[latent quartz]

He was having a rough day

[keen scroll]

in memory of this weekend I made this 😅

[pliant roost]

How it feels 😅🥲

[latent quartz]

I had 3 StarQ Rubies already, now they feel worthless cuz anytime I mention them now people will just go "oh uh huh yeah me too"

[nova thistle]

Did it get fixed?

[nova thistle]

Yeah I had 16 starred before the update not that it matters now, but to be fair I have 116 now

[keen scroll]

there was maintenance done earlier but im at work so idk for sure. id assume so tho

[latent quartz]

I didn't even bother tbh, me personally I am not a fan of "cheesing" in games (other than time travelling in Animal Crossing cuz I am not waiting a year for those items to cycle lol)

[nova thistle]

I only did it for the ruby so I could make gem flowers with more prominent reds instead of the few I had. Plus it encourages me to mine in Kilima because the chance for ruby was always more enticing than emerald even though I like emerald

[south fractal]

i did the ruby hoeing. the conversations about it in-game and on social media have been hilarious. everyone has been in such high spirits this weekend lol. i only started playing palia this summer, and i have recently finished the temple bundles, finished the elderwood relics, got the elderwood pet, and become everyone's best friend. my housing plot didn't have much on it since i didn't have much money from being so quest-focused, but now i'm going to be able to decorate it for the first time 😊 the rubies have unlocked a whole new part of the game for me as a newish player ❤️

[latent quartz]

Everyone remember what happened post-Rockhopper? King Hoppington and all that? Well, I am patiently waiting for Princess Ruby to make an appearance!

[wide holly]

It will cost 1,000,000

[wooden zealot]

I'm out of the loop big time. What's the deal about rubies??

[split gorge]

Gonna guess an exploit?

[vivid halo]

There was an exploit for star-quality rubies, but it got patched.

[nova thistle]

Not before I snagged some though

[near kiln]

blub blub

[compact carbon]

T-T He's alive!?

[safe edge]

@compact carbon

[next fiber]

this might've not aged well but this reminded me of elon musk hosting meme review

[compact carbon]

T-T, even asked someone in the server I'm in if they can see me like that XD

[coral stone]

dang! wish i knew abt that exploit, star rubies are the only stone i dont have 🥲

[keen crest]

u can still get one normal by doing the quest that makes u dig around in the temples

[ivory sundial]

How I feel, with the JamBoree Event (Try to take a break, and your pulled back in cause wanna be helpful):

https://tenor.com/view/cant-deal-with-it-crazy-gif-24097267

[short lotus]

sticky situation you're in (I'll see myself out)

[ivory sundial]

Unironically, with my setup, I can get hundreds of Preserves in hours. So, it's not that bad, except for the stuff that takes so long.

[short lotus]

the great thing about the preserves is u can just dump and forget about it

[ivory sundial]

Like with old Tax Returns. (I know, so relatable)

[oblique pecan]

Expecto Patrooonuuuuuuuum

[gloomy fog]

What was the old ruby exploit? I've never heard of it.

[bleak crow]

Theres a friendship quest for the Gardener that was bugged
Youre only supposed to be able to get one ruby during that quest, but it was showing up in the fire temple for everyone, regardless of your quest status or friendship with the Gardener

[wooden zealot]

Hmmm. I had no idea. I didn't see it. He lives in my garden now and is neglected most days 😂

[short lotus]

Just like my irl houseplants (don't tell him that)

[south fractal]

he complained about the silverwing bird, so i moved him right next to it 🤭

[royal dirge]

I've done about 80% of the bundle in one day after coming back from a 2 weeks trip, I needed to see this, thank you lol

[latent quartz]

gasp my poor child

[humble blaze]

Blair Witch😂

[idle folio]

POV: The frogs after you spam them with bombs

https://tenor.com/view/frog-unfunny-mhahahahaha-gif-26674474

[royal dirge]

It took two days, my new record for a bundle completion

[grim lichen]

does anyone know what his problem is

[latent quartz]

Nice! I'm still working on mine

[nova thistle]

Expensive Petroleum!

[royal dirge]

https://tenor.com/view/friends-chandler-joey-good-job-great-job-gif-14529502018741882152

[sharp plover]

That's just his face 🤷‍♀️

[maiden merlin]

my arm is not okay guys

[dawn hill]

Nothing an ice pack can't fix!

[true cloud]

put some Windex on it

[south fractal]

let's pop a wet paper towel on your arm and see how it feels later xx

[hollow jungle]

omg mine too 😭 haha

[maiden merlin]

Ayyeee we are twins! Lmaoo 😭

[ivory sundial]

Oh, I'm totally Scared of this Preserve Challenge. (It looks the same for the Seeds.)

(If you want tips, lmk.)

[daring vessel]

my Arm did that too T-T

[ivory sundial]

Have I maybe gone over board into grind mode?

[midnight tangle]

I think I had too many mushrooms lol.

[bleak crow]

Ah dang the brightshrooms got you

[bold brook]

Or maybe it was the floatfish mushrooms!

[thick elk]

Naurrr! I’ve been thinking about doing the same thing!

[clever latch]

Ooo petty, I like it lol

[bold brook]

That reminds me of that time I made a plushie tea party with the palcat plush most like Zeki having the golden egg just to mock him lol

[ivory sundial]

Funny thing is, I'm planning on temporarily moving out some log cutters in another plot, so I can have more of the tomatoes to work with!

[thick elk]

You’re on a roll! I’m nowhere near owning a new plot yet 🤣 That’s hella smart, ngl.

[muted solstice]

"Go forth, my ducky minions, and cause chaos!"

I realized I never took any pictures or shared my army of 150 rubber ducks escaping from my bathtub.

[placid kestrel]

I have a shower nook that looks normal and then you go inside and there's 20 ducks staring at you. I see that my efforts pale in comparison to your vision. This is magnificent

[muted solstice]

Yours will be able to stay though; mine will have to be removed once I get around to decorating the bathroom.

[jagged herald]

guys, is that enough food for an in-game day?

[meager oar]

Someone has been busy xD
Loving the ig username by the way

[bleak crow]

Ah, a fellow soup fan i see

[muted solstice]

It required so much Ogopuu skin, but I could probably do more now.

[earnest oriole]

You ascended them to duckhood

[fierce glen]

i think you need more soup

[ivory sundial]

Well, there is liquids in the tacos, Grease in the steaks, and whatnot. Soooo.....

[green dagger]

This is a work of art

[dawn hill]

Ulfe = Ashura

[jagged herald]

their parents were also brothers... of earth and air

https://tenor.com/view/skinenr-gif-20761908

[night steeple]

ayooo

[latent quartz]

Woah now

[meager oar]

I fail to see what's wrong, the Brothers of the Earth and Air is just the name of the group/whatever (I lack the vocabulary my bad)

[jagged herald]

yea but without the "of earth and air" part, it is wrong on so many levels

[meager oar]

If it had been missing I would agree, but it's not

[ivory sundial]

Me, refilling my 24 Preserves Jars for the last day of the challenge:

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-fast-basketball-court-sprint-gif-16667898

[split gorge]

Preserves, or did I miss an update?

[wheat pendant]

Damn we both missed an update apparently smh

[teal kindle]

"it's the same picture"/"we have Dave at home"

[uneven pulsar]

Elder Ring

[hoary abyss]

Someone left a perfectly good hand on the floor of the inn

[bleak crow]

Dang i bet Hassian lost again

[hoary abyss]

Auni must have had something big

[ripe quail]

I mean, I prefer to headcannon that Tau is just really good at the game X'D

But nobody knows cause 'can't speak'

[latent quartz]

Hassian was sick of losing, he decided to let Tau finish the set

[split gorge]

Headcanon: Zeki teaches Auni and Najuma the 'secret' way to play, that rules only apply if caught

[green dagger]

Oh he SO would so that

[ivory sundial]

Me with the Preserve Challenge done:

https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938

[latent quartz]

That's how I play Monopoly, so... Fitting! 😉

[ivory sundial]

I uh... May have a problem.

[nova thistle]

Your telling me

I like mining a lot

[ivory sundial]

Same! Your characters Arms must be yoked! Like DBZ Broly!

[nova thistle]

https://tenor.com/view/all-might-my-hero-academia-gif-12942776

[keen crest]

What a waste of silver

[ivory sundial]

Maybe he does what I do. Invite peeps to a 3 Ore Compass party, then go from there!

[nova thistle]

Yeah I dont need silver for anything except compasses. Mining is kinda the only thing I do which I why my Husbandry skill is still 1

[desert quartz]

Ah yes, the beautiful auroras, yes

[strange bloom]

Look at this yall lmao Gift for you~ a steaming pile of-

[short lotus]

There's variety! Like a beer flight! But cursed!

[hoary abyss]

Why does my Palcat have to stand here at every opportunity? 😂

[ivory sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/shiba-hug-doggo-tail-wagging-gif-12626594

Das why

[hoary abyss]

I can't even be mad if they trip me

[white stratus]

Cats universally, in a nutshell.

Being warm.

[gloomy carbon]

A glitch in the matrix for sure

[meager oar]

Where were you ??

[latent quartz]

This game is far more realistic than we give it credit for lol!

[south fractal]

was badruu responsible for this ad i just saw on facebook?

[placid kestrel]

Reth's lettuce soup is coming...

[latent quartz]

Y'all aren't ready for the Badruu and Reth crossover

[wheat pendant]

Accurate to real cat

[gleaming berry]

Crackship 😂

[bleak crow]

HAHAH noooooo xD

[gleaming berry]

100% joking but my god it made me laugh 😭💀 Imagine the PUNS.

[bleak crow]

Ikr! Ive seen lots of fanfic where Reth hates Badruu's puns but i feel like he'd just clap back with his own xD

[latent quartz]

Oh noooo I didn't mean it like that help

[gleaming berry]

I feel like Reth and Badruu should get along well since they're both deeply unserious

[latent quartz]

Frrr

[gleaming berry]

Also what fanfic has anyone hating Badruu, he is so baby lol find someone else to pick on, writers!

[latent quartz]

cough Tammy cough

[gleaming berry]

How dare 🙁 He is so squishy, he loves his wife and kids, he makes wonderfully bad jokes, and he likes playing the banjo, top tier neighbor.

[ivory sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/the-originals-hayley-marshall-its-not-your-time-yet-phoebe-tonkin-gif-25910760

Don't forget Thanksgiving!

[bleak crow]

My personality is always the top one lmfao

[short lotus]

You're not wrong, but I will say for some of us in Canada the meme definitely rings true 😂

[gleaming berry]

Same, day after Halloween is when I get all the discounted home goods and spooky clothes on sale for the rest of the year 😌

[green dagger]

I have a vague memory of someone writing a Badruu x Hodari xD
I don't remember much though

Nope, it's a thing 😂
You're welcome

Oh, crap, I misread so badly. I'm so sorry, Samr

[short lotus]

He's Hodareth now

[split gorge]

I see your Hodareth and Hodaruu, but ask you to consider: DariShura

[humble sierra]

So true! 😁

[gleaming berry]

I didn't ask for this. And yet I cannot look away 😂 😂 😂

[green dagger]

I'm sorry

[green dagger]

One of the mythical Shepps in the wild!

[junior zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/teletubbies-dipsy-running-away-scared-run-away-gif-25928776

[latent quartz]

I raise you a Badrifuu (no seriously. if Delaila were to pass away I would immediately steer playing matchmaker with Sifuu and Badruu)

[split gorge]

DruuDari is also an option

[gleaming berry]

I'm a Sifuu x Ashura truther (jk) or am i 👀

[split gorge]

Consider... Sifuu/Caleri

[gleaming berry]

Whoa, my third eye is opening

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

Just let me romance Elouisa and be lesbian cryptids together 💔

[latent quartz]

Or (again, if someone passes away) CalEnli 👀

[pulsar ridge]

RE: The new poll to make a veggie a plushie: Where's my option to vote for a lettuce plushie? /silly

[ripe quail]

or even better, a plushie of a bowl of lettuce soup >:3

also, there's a carrot and turnip plushie, so why not keep going???

let me have a starred version of lettuce soup for decoration!!!

[pulsar ridge]

There's even bokchoy! -whispers to devs- go on, add the lettuce in, you know you wanna

[ripe quail]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-evil-kermit-do-it-sheev-palpatine-gif-15156769

[bleak crow]

Bro i HAVE a starred lettuce soup
But its not placeable
I am upsetti spaghetti

[latent quartz]

!doit

[open summit]

GREAT IDEA.

[latent quartz]

That's so cute! We should all send it to the feedback page lol

[ivory sundial]

Better yet, name it Apple Jyl.

[white stratus]

Apple Jillie~

[light mesa]

Hi all, how do I upload a meme? It won't let me drop image or upload normally 😭

[hoary abyss]

I would like to take this moment to float my idea: Palcat Trees, Pet Houses, Pet Toys, Pet Bowls, etc.

[light mesa]

Hi all, first Palia meme. Enjoy!

[quasi spade]

It feels like Tish's shop just does NOT refresh. It's always just standing there, menacingly...

[white stratus]

Oh they put a notice about that in the community-news channel, should answer your question there.

[light mesa]

Oh ok. Thank you 🙂

[latent quartz]

This is too perfect, I love it lol!

[hoary abyss]

o p e n t h e d o o r

let me onto the balcony please

[ivory sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[heady marlin]

Ive bought like 4 of them hoping that might help. Maybe she accidentally ordered or made too many and is waiting to sell more before replacing it... i dunno, but im doing my part! 😆

[keen crest]

U can craft those to if u get the recipe from bahary rummage pile

[next fiber]

stop having it be closed

[keen juniper]

Randomly made this, use as you will ✨️

[latent quartz]

I love how they worded this haha

[junior zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-o-brien-window-stalker-creepy-let-me-in-gif-16778394

[split gorge]

What's he in for, being a bad Maji and Magic DM?

[royal dirge]

Anyone else loaded in with a different hairstyle? I look this morning and it wasn't the hair I chose (cant figure out how to send pictures..)

before and after

[twin moon]

same here, I saw that they removed those hairstyles, but I don't know why.

[hexed jolt]

I read someone on reddit saying they also had a different hairstyle so its probably smth they did don t know what doe

[forest atlas]

Why is the braid inside your body 😭

[royal dirge]

Is it? lol I think it's just curls laying on top of eachother

[forest atlas]

Oh yeah I see the vision now

[ivory sundial]

If they removed some, I imagine that it most likely is to bring them back in, after some bug testing or something.

[tiny geyser]

that's why i'm bald in my pic I refuse to wear the substitute

[royal dirge]

I love it

[gloomy fog]

I think my game is making the fans run a little fast

The framerate in that video is actually making it look half as fast as what's going on in the game rn, lol

[ivory sundial]

It's just a normal day in Kansas. What you talking about?

[misty siren]

My bf just perfecting his Michael Jackson stance

[sage ibex]

Wig snatching got to a new level lol

[latent quartz]

It was the Sixers all along, they were just trying to frame the poor NPCs

[hollow haven]

this happened to me too after i tried to jump many times to reach that loot on the beach 😭😭😭

[ivory sundial]

Oh, just a normal 2 Ore Compass run. (Trying to help the darn Weekly Challenge thang.)

[inner badger]

Came here to see if anyone else spotted the lettuce soup on the potluck reward picture? 👀

[ripe quail]

https://tenor.com/view/reth-palia-soup-chef-smirk-gif-13472166454088666470

[meager oar]

What is happening 😭

[split gorge]

Identity fraud. I hope that helps

[median jasper]

https://tenor.com/view/dwight-theoffice-identitytheft-notajoke-gif-4809823847319146621

[uneven pulsar]

How it felt to me

[tawdry gorge]

I found this on tumblr, I can’t find the original post to save my life 😭

[latent quartz]

Hold up, I'm in a server with that as an emote! Lemme see if I can figure out who drew it!

[vapid matrix]

oh hey! I did, thanks for searching for me xD

Hi everyone, I do a lot of Palia art 👋

[foggy imp]

YOUR WORK IS GORGEOUS 👏👏👏

[foggy imp]

I THIUGHT THEY WERE GOING FASTER THAN USUAL! and usually on switch they go at one frame per second

[foggy imp]

OH MY GOSHH I LOVE THATT

[vapid matrix]

hi hannah!!! 🫂 ❤️

[foggy imp]

HEYA JUNE! 💖💖💖

[vivid halo]

You tellin' me a shrimp fried this rice?

[tawdry gorge]

Indeed

[worthy coral]

One of the Facebook groups I'm in made this. Makes me laugh 😂

[versed zinc]

June, the legend!

[bleak crow]

hahahahha summoned the entire Soup Squad (or at least the most active members lmfao)

[tawdry gorge]

Whoops

[green dagger]

I'm sending that to the soup squad

[royal dirge]

There's a soup squad? What is it about and is the requirement dating Reth?

[split gorge]

... she would have one, wouldn't she, with a plushie pool party. In a locked back room somewhere we can't see

[green dagger]

Basically a Reth Appreciation Squad. Dating him isn't a requirement

[royal dirge]

How do I sign up. He's been my first Palia boyfriend lol

[green dagger]

Sending a DM about it

[wheat pendant]

HA

[latent quartz]

Oh no HELP

[tawdry gorge]

Wait me too I love Reth

[green dagger]

Will do

[short lotus]

DEAD LMFAO

[latent quartz]

I accidentally just converted some people to the Squad whoops

[split gorge]

Is there a version of this, but for Hodari?

[bleak crow]

Thats actually a great question
Ik theres supposedly an Anti-Chapaa Taskforce for Hassian, but i dont think they made a discord server
But Hodari??? Idk 🤔

Try looking at Hodari fanart and see if theres a list of @s for Hodari fans?

[short lotus]

Would be a great initiative for those who long for the mine(r)

[latent quartz]

I mean, I just brought the Blueberry Lovers (AKA Ulfe fans) to the Soup Squad, at this point it's really more of a smaller-scale Palia server. I'm more active here, but it's a nice place to chill when I want a smaller group 🙂

[bright violet]

If anyone has made a discord server for the anti-chapaa force I would greatly appricate an invite

[ivory sundial]

Ngl, if she did that, I'd lock her in that room, and leave.

[rapid vault]

As would I!

[green dagger]

Sifuu morphed into Jel

[wild meadow]

Chayne also morphed into him for me

[latent quartz]

He's so short lol!

[green dagger]

Not really, but probably a malfunction because it was locked in on Sifuu's height

The ironic thing about this is that this was Jel's pin quest

[latent quartz]

Yeah he is tall normally, I meant he looks short

[dawn hill]

That happened to me too on that quest

[sage ibex]

I'm in this picture and I don't like it 😭 🤣

[true cloud]

I would like to be added to soup squad pings please

[green dagger]

Sending a DM about it

[fresh cipher]

May I also be invited to the soup squad please 😊

[green dagger]

🫡

[latent quartz]

🙅 ~~ #🎭│palia-memes ~~
🙂‍↕️ Soup Squad Recruitment Center

[tiny geyser]

I thought the grind was finally over after I found the black pearl

[bleak crow]

Saaaame xD

[ivory sundial]

Is it just me, that found those two things on the first try?

[tiny geyser]

no

[sage ibex]

Same xD

[white stratus]

I was extremely lucky I just had one on hand in my storage at the time.

[ivory sundial]

May've done to much solo Cookin!

[latent quartz]

good gracious that's a lot! nice work getting our Palian Potluck set up alone lol!!