#🎭│palia-memes
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Yeah it's available to buy in the undergound as well (whenever it spawns) They're like 60k, though
👀 all these ppl knows about the black market
yes but i dont know how to operate it except for f (run and close)
w jump s slide
i think
waiting for rock
waiting for Zeki
same xD
more people waiting for rock
Really no meme yet on the profil picture of Taü ?
ah yes Tposing
My garden has suddenly become VERY overgrown
Look guys I found the original image that was used for Tau's Portrait now that you can be friends with him. Taupaca.
apparently only one person can grab it though 
I used to play with Barbies exactly this way
bless you 
Tau Update be like
Palians rn 😂
Moisturised, unbothered. 
(First time seeing a sundrop lily spawn in the water)
I wasn’t sure whether to post it here or fanart so here you go just do both
My poor boy
This look says that he is truly on 99 romance
its because you are wearing the hat with ears to blend into wildlife lol
the day Chayne becomes romanceable i will take a week off work
S6 i am begging
Did i miss something 🥹
flowstone is bugging for some players, it just doesnt spawn
The Order doing their job
who broke my Skateboard?
you know, with all the lore about the dragon "walking among the people", This line really starts to hit different. Does he think we're making a donation to the dragon instead of offering him a gift? or is this a slip of the tongue, a hint that he may be more than meets the eye 
i am taking myself out of the running for reth's affection, i cannot compete with this
(confused Tau noises)
I love dog thinking face 🥰🥰🥰
we´re trying things for the exit stone
i found the new floating object do i get a prize?
How to use correct the chapaa:
"They said I was too late to get the chapaa glider, so I made my own"
this is actually amazing. Do you normally play shooter games?
Me, trying to get into the Fire Temple, but I can't find the last flow stone.
I used to play a lot last year and prior but not anymore. Maybe one day they will add multiplayer dungeon hunts and ill be the one quick scoping with my bow from the highest point ha ha
Who ever made their eyes follow us, thank you
this is just classic elousia behavior 
find the rock xd
@haughty juniper
this has been my favorite bug since I found it by accident and if they ever patch it I may rabble slightly
Honestly just discovered it today lol
He's gonna get dizzy
Riding my invisible scooter
Dont you guys just love logging in to Palia? 
I was messing around with this bug, happened to me when I was streaming earlier and the climbing animation is 10/10.. also if you use the watering can it teleports you lmao
once in maji market a bunch of us randos were talking about what kind of mount we'd like to see, and someone mentioned a flow powered segway. confirmed?
did you know this is a thing? https://chng.it/fwh5ThvLrK
It doesn't ramp up as you go further which is kinda bummer. There's really no incentive to go past 100 other than to ||beat Hassian's high score and get the trophy||
wheel of time crossover??
GOODEST BOY
pretty sure Chayne considers anything that isn't vegetable and vegetable byproducts an offering to the Dragon 😄
What are they talking about?
Tau learnt a new trick
Kenyatta is|| looking for an assassin|| quest, i wonder who is?
So I made this meme a while back with my buddy before I got this recipe BUT
She's not just a-
She's an-
Requirements not met 😔
🤣
Joined the discord just because this happened to me and I HAD to post it
HE SHMOVIN
Finally an activity we all can do, other then cake parties.
just saw this convo and found it hilarious
I do now. Goes to aggressively sign petition 
300 glow worms down and still no recipe. Feelsbad
wym we spent a lovely time in the underground market pspspspsing at Zeki cause he wasn't there
peak palia experience
Same with the Fish Stew recipe😂
Actually, make it 500 normal worms
he has bugs under his feet
10k storage isn't enough when u hoard everything
this happens to me ALL THE TIME
"I need your bones for this new piece of furniture that I'm making. It's going to look AMAZING!"
bros in the the house I guess
Me with like 1600 Stones 

I like your tail?
Whoo's that Pokemon??
Charmander
No its Sinistea, cuz that has both Farming and Cooking Aspects
he drags his butt too 😁
New patch wonderfull-NOT- I
im flyin!
This is also happening to me, its so frustrating
Witch! Burn her down! 
how i feel everytime i check if the stone is there
hunting going normal around here...
"nothing to see here hunter, im just a rock, yes."
that second pic, why he kinda 
Uuuh... bone themed furniture
This is here long time ago👀 just to break your dream
I’m still laughing at it hahaahahahhaa I been reading it with the same voice 😂😂😂😂
I keep hearing that vine
"Who's that Pokémon?" "IT'S PIKACHU" "It's Clefairy!" "FUUUUU--"
Im glad she became a vet, good update everyone.
Presented without explanation
im ashura this is wack
Every loading.
Who gave Reth access to Twitter??
Have you seen anything suspicious?
"suspicious?!? not me! never!"
huh?
Pls make it a meme xD this is so funny
when the phoenix is trying to make their subtle hints more obvious bc you're not Getting It--
I try not to giggle every time
@gleaming summit
that grass over my garden got me clenching too
Even Kenyatta recognizes the appeal of Hodari 😂
LMAOOOOO
me trying to gain perspective on how i'm gonna remodel the mess i just made... at least the view of the nearby scenery is nice from up here
Now introducing! Possessed T poses! 
I know this is technically a bug, and i did put it in the issues chat, but this was way too funny to not put this here. (I hope its ok fjebdjej)
Insert Fishing-related Eurobeat here
What is this recipe? Who is responsible for this?
probably the same guy responsible for lettuce soup
the desc lmao
The.. The pinecone lol
Great they have so many different food options in the game... but why? Seems like they could have leaned into the food buffs and had more available besides fishing. Could have a Mining buff, movement speed buff, hunting buff etc..
The recipe... yall get it right?
Pine(cone)+apple = pineapple pizza 😂
How did u get this
that recipe is real? p-p
If this is real, I am totally going to make it, but maybe just once...
CRUNCHY
Jels mirror he gifted is MAGICAL
It can see me when im not facing it!
Not specific to Palia, but what kind of Palia player are you? I try to be Type B, but I'm very much Type A rofl
B
Tau has kidnapped me
Lol no escape for you
Literally, I turned into a ghost
the goodest boi can do no wrong 😂 
He stole my body and ran, but he did it cutely
Enjoy your new life with best boy 
Is that.. a silverwing??
No.. It's a Palcat! 
Omg I need this in my life!
For all you meme-ers who need more expressions, feel free to use them however 🤣
#1147481080887263295 post them here XD
most fun ive had at cake parties yet
Oh well! Nice patch! 😅
Zeki: I hid the flowstones cause the Order!!
Also Zeki:
what the heck is that
Check patch notes. Any items that have gotten lost over time were returned to the front of your plot.
yea but it still looks hella funny
That is a lot of lanterns. Making a glider landing runway?
i wish i had to more there, i can turn it of and on and ill keep em there forever xD
Anyone missing a glider 🤣
I wish I could gift this to Einar
Feel like this is the only place this belongs but lets see what happens
didn't even get a whole level D:
Oh ! That's why the last time I jumped i just fall and broke my ankle !
hassian be like
Heeeeey
This the spot tho
my friend and I said jel built like cinnamom guy
I love that when I was foraging for iron ore yesterday all I saw were small ones and TONS of sernuk. Then, today I wanted to hunt for money and I only found BIG iron ores and few sernuks


Found this on instagram and wanted to share because this has be me the past 3 days

was laughing over this for a few minutes idk why
I had that happen in Bahari Bay. It was really funny to see the crabs as little boxes and pyramids all over the beach.
omg, that's their literal hitbox isn't it?! 👀 no wonder I sometimes miss from aiming too high.
Bug²
GET BUGGED, IDIOTS 
New feature. Deers in my garden🥹
...xd
Not sure if it's a new cryptid for the lore or a friend
Technically new day (in US EST time zone.) Happy Friday all.
I'm not interested in a romance with him, however I'm trying to up my friendship so he can be my shepp
he is very romance shaped wym
You play how you want to play 
(Also your name is awesome and pic is too fitting.
)
your name is equally as awesome XD
A "nice" accident while making my farm sale.
i just did yesterday AYO
just got mine this morning 
Omg yes. Also just me or should Hodari be romancable after you get Najuma to lvl 4 friendship as you've shown you adore that kid.
Agreed! I adore them both and even if they never make him romancble, I’m prepared to stay single forever. Hodari is the only one…
Two men that lost their wives in 1 game. Seems kinda dark in Palia haha.
Ooh, trust me, that's not the worst.. Hekla's lvl4 quest made me tear up
headless palian
forecast for this week: purple sparkly haze
Had the same feeling today, but bought the 100k iron storage. Let the hoarding begin~
It's never enough space lol
Trying to be optimistic here! 😁 (i know, it's gonna fill up so fast)
i have no shadow..but my fishing rod does 😮 I am a ghost?
yeah, sure, no more impossible flow trees, right? lol
We can have one impossible tree... as a treat
it sure is picturesque hehe
poor hassian
sharing is caring 
When your legs don't work like they used to before...
The next glidebender? 🤔
thats 'cos you dont get exp for the e ntire bunch doing them like that right now, it's buggy.. !!
they fixed that with the hotfix, its because I crafted a wooden chair which gives like no exp ive come to realize... if I crafted like 99 ravenwood tables Id be rollin in exp
lol
me waiting for my house to finish building
😂
Definitely skill issue 
there's actually three lost wives, Hassian's other mom is also ded and Sifuu's a widow
i don't think is dead
this character needs a traumatic backstory
every disney writer in 100 miles: dead mom
xD
one is enough.....
LOL
god i wish that were me
For those that know Harry Potter.... Introducing.... 
(Random bug net found floating in front of Einar's Stall)
getting ghosted even in palia😔
Inappropriate language!!
I think Reth would be wearing this if farmer's say it's ||sexy night||
i think this is something the humans would gift to Reth
dude yes
and he'd walk around with it not really getting it
sorta like someone wearing something in a forgeign language in that country
"I didn't think I cursed that much, but sure I guess"
I'm sorry, but this expression from Reth just made me crack up. The perfect "Euugh" face imo.
Najuma's take on this look is my fav
Everytime I'll gift something to Najuma she does this expression. :(
same
aint u a vampire then?
THIS GIRL IS ON FIIIIIIREEEEE
!
miss clicked F during chapa chase
ohgods
Average Lucky Coin User
soooooo is it full or nah?
One convo away. lol
for like 3-4 talk with Auni its been like this, but finally its full...xD
Oh no. lol That's so painful XD
this game hates me so much
btw, her/his/it(?) weekly wants is i think bugged... Jina keeps telling me over and over and over if i talk with her... but at the weeklywants it never shows
I think it doesn't show if you hear from another character?
nah, some char is telling u what the others want
like nai'o tells me what his mother wants
hm. I had the same problem with Hekla, maybe bug report time?
I default to they/them for Hekla and Einar, easier and more inclusive uwu
yes, i thought im the only one with this problem
huh?
Thats my new spirit animal.
LOL I love it
this seems to be the place for hodari thirst so: got this over a week ago and im still thinking about it
Ever since getting him to level F4 he keeps saying things like this and I just can't even anymore XD
When Najuma tells you at the festival (regardless of friendship levels) that he didn't want to come to the Maji Market until he heard you were there I about combust
I don't think Kenyatta wanted to talk to me
Whyyy flirt and romance shaped

welp.
oh same- my brain short circuits just about everytime something like that comes up. i am unwell about about this man atm
First time I saw him I went "oh! ❤️" then saw there was no romance level and went "oh... 💔"
Memes
im stuck in a waterfall
"I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond."
Auni's wearing Heelys confirmed
Longest water leaf ;D
I get anxious mining regular rocks that are in palium spots. I couldn't imagine mining a palium without telling anyone 
Every single day
Behind you
I turned that reth face into a sticker
for those that want to save it for their own servers, here you go!
when you order something online vs. when it arrives
It's the only sink that works, too
Me running to Zeki after they fixed the flowstones:
Did you order it from Wish? 
T-pose ... dominance ...
not actually a meme, but you can stack 15 chest at most ||and outside the placing area||
Jel is in his evil scheming era
if only u could move the camera while talking the top ornaments of the mirror could look like horns
😈
Who is in charge of the Hodari meme of the day?? Someone is slacking 😆💜
mischievous indeed
I'll cover for them again, gladly. Love him so much.

just saw this online and thought it's perfect 😄
poor tish 😭
idk if its ever confirmed but i think reth and kenyatta would be very epic friends
i got one for this too actually
This is me almost every time I use a lucky coin 
I'M LEVEL 90 WHY IS THERE NO CONTENT LEFT THIS GAME HAS BEEN IN OPEN BETA FOR A MONTH
Home Alone is a documentary on home defense
Haha, now it's a ufo 👽
THATS SO GOOD! I love it!
Weee 👽 
POV you grow weed on your plot
Did reth post this?
Yep definetly.
warning: nightmare fuel
ughh I had the same nightmare fuel when I got stuck in a waterfall 
Yes, he did
Nah, his list would have just been LETTUCE SOUP
Convo with Auni. He just couldn't help, but tell me this. 😂
Edit: Auni the Gossip Delivery Boy.
They really should show Tau on the map. Hekla is always with Jina too but she has an own icon on the map.
maybe plumehounds are immune to whatever supernatural tracking sense humans have towards majiri, grimalkin, and galdur 🤔
I thought we fixed this lmao but i THINK tish needs something
ahaha, i didn't even look at the top to begin with, i was fixating on the room you were in like "i-isn't that zeki's place though?!?"
I don't like soup, need meat, fried meaty meat.
Romancing Hassian in a nutshell
exactly XD
🧐
Naaah thats more of a summer soup than autumn soup
Oh you're right, my apologies!
Last name: Poppins. Got it.
I would like to know something about Ashuras child but it is a living mystyery 🧐
Do you know about palianpc.com ?
it doesn't work if u don't unlock it ingame
can you not ping me with these, thanks
Keeping it up

sky sernuk
Me @ Tamala
wake me up when the sketchember of Najuma starts
hackers hacking
oh no way. why tomodachi life music 
dang
My cat found a new home..?
Seems like its very comfy 
Wtf, there is a camera mode? :O
yes. press "K" 📸
Omg :O, thx
is level 90 supposed to be high 😭
want to use this for emotes instead 😄
Did Zeki try the thing on Ashura or...?
yes
here's another
I have no idea what the Order looks yet so I took some creative freedoms
Whale of a Tale quest spoilers
i wish i had a chappa doing the p is papas dance ._. but im not skilled enough for that
watching someone in a cake party
https://tenor.com/view/chores-housework-spongebob-ironing-cooking-gif-21954920
insert john cena are you sure about that here
The devs knew what they were doing when they created Hotdadi AND when they wrote this line for Auni…they’re just messing with us now.
Can I put the pin on the pet tab? 😳
No, i wouldn't go THAT far 🤔
that was fun
literally nobody asked for this ever, we know your game S6
I was talking to Hassian when he said he didn;'t want to talk to me, he left and i couldn't finish the dialogue..
Woof!
Bow down to me
No, sorry. My knee hurts
I hear that. If I bow down, it could be a one way trip.
Same Badruu, same.. Except the Rooster in my area decides to crow around midnight sometimes 
dont be silly, thats where tamala goes
Could the devs please add another cash register at Zeki's? The queue is getting kinda long.
nah just self checkout and then move the bottleneck to the front
Is there some sort of dance troupe in town? Where can I buy tickets?
my paypal is: ****
more images from our travelling band of bakers
Something I would do. I constantly climb on the highest available place to get to places I shouldn't be 😅
((Spoilered in case this is related to romance with Jina.))
But... 
stocked up 36 coins and used them all at once only to get seeds, fire works, and cooking mats like milk and butter. i'm convinced it's rigged.
ah yes, the emotional support line cook boyfriend
(spoiler for Kenyatta romance lvl3 quest)
Not creepy at all
Knife to meet ya
It's actually from a quest (I think Hekla's) that she tells you to be her playmate as literally as possible 😆
I legit forgot about that quest! 😂
Per the wife:
I swear each time this happens, it's like we're slowly summoning an Eldridge god...
Iä! Iä!
i did a thing
cant believe this is soup
Soup house 
I'm having Doki Doki Literature Club flashbacks
Different day, same desire. Even more, since i had Najumas Lvl 4 friendship quest today

Does that mean you’re also soup when you stand in your kitchen?
yes
well somebody HAS to be Reths favourite aint im right?
So i tried talking through the tentwall... got stuck. might be interesting to see it on 99 romance lol
any more and you see her following you not Jina
I had that happen once with Badruu and I was like “I COULD NEVER BETRAY DELILAH OR HURT AUNI LIKE THAT!”
me totally not creeping, just wanting for Tamala to wake up

bro is sliding
bro got heelies on
Reth has.. Jokes 
There's something about this that just rings a little too close to home.
Alright, Einar has been lurking around our cake parties... gotta keep an eye out next time

what are cake parties
Cake baking event
It's where people meet up to bake cakes as a group for mega money
https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1143270926394335282
Priorities
Reth x Tamala crossover quest when
smooth potions are a soup
potions with solid bits in them are a cereal
Looks on with interest.
ohhh um ok 🤣
I got that WIDE map
That's just a Kiіiіi iіiіiі iіiіi iіiіiіi iiіiiіiі iіiіiiіiі ilima village map
what is THAT lol
i knocked the tree and a new one spawned in (that i couldnt even break again lmao) and the pile of wood ended up on top of the tree 🤣
looks like a massive pinecone 😂
I mean, it's just a small size 
Very niche reference, but me the first 2 years I lived in Yosemite national park
ahahaha I was not expecting my special interest to overlap so intensely and now I have Monika brainrot again send help pls /j
Einar truly after my whole heart with this borderline magpie behavior *shiny rocks make brain go brrrrrr *
i love Einar so much! 
Ummm... is this... normal? 
don't bodyshame najuma's leg /s
i realize the wording on that was awkward but i'm not editing again before i go to bed
So Najuma is a cyborg?
So Najuma is the new Seven of Nine?
I'm looking at margeorie there, not the npc, Najuma >.>
Well you see.... margeorie identifies as a couple shades of grey in a T-pose.
We just wont mention how they keep losing their head 
LOL
the funniest shii i've seen today
The day we finaly get to romance Hodari: https://media.tenor.com/2XOtqXqOzwsAAAAC/chocolate.gif
Not sure I get the reference, isn't Hodari white?
you give chocolates to those you want to romance.
I caught more chests than fish 
Kenyatta: I bet he's thinking about the Human in our throuple relationship.
Nai'o: Where did I leave that fertilizer again..?
I thought it was a hat 
Already dating Tish, Reth and Jel, but I'd add Hodaddy in a heartbeat.
I love that his name is Hodaddy in the community.
A fresh day, a fresh serving of Hodari
you mean pink?
directionally challenged ppl like me always be struggling lol
I started teaming up with random ppl so i can mark the spot to don't need to describe aaany direction.

white deer is stuck in a mountain rn by tamalas cave.. lil magical specs and the sound of it teleporting and grunting are the only hints xD
It seems to get stuck there and inside the Statue Garden
so uh, do these serve any purpose? o.o
Tiny secrets 😶 smol froggy house? Chappa dens? Tau stash of sticks? Only time and lore will tell
Those are chapaa dens!
(very mild quest spoilers) ||There's a quest where you need to find stuff that chapaas stole and it's in the stick piles, so yes! They're chapaa dens||
The bug boy is bugged, but made us laugh
he's got a secret hoverboard--
I wish that were me tho
"yer a wizard, Auni"
hello don't mind me i'm just collecting these for my meme board
Found a couple fishing spots irl 😁
Has this been done yet lol (oc)
there was one time I was at a cake party and we hadn't started yet but the chat was popping off in what was clearly another cake party so we had to disconnect and rejoin a hopefully different server 
This happens to me occasionally too it's such a pain
ñ
IS THAT ROBERT IRWIN
Yes! Lol
STOOPPPPP 😂😂😂😂 I love him SO much 😭
I wish I had this problem 
Friendly reminder
@short valley @mortal beacon
just got dialogue from Reth talking about things that are great because they're easy
letmein.gif
Anyone else have the same vibes here 
trust no one
finally got the IUD plague!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one with this particular brand of brain rot XD
always safety first
haha felttt, one day i got like 600!!

me rn
Me with Tish
easy to do stuff.
There was no Hodari meme today, right? PLEASEE!
Went grocery shopping yesterday. Almost went to get eggs and flour before I remembered I need those in-game, not irl 😂
I love the lotr reference so much 😂 but yes same energy
You don't wanna come across Jel in a dark room
It's my slab meme now.
If you like LOTR references, go read the description of a potato sometime.

I still say he's got those classic sunken line cook cheeks (too many nose beers)
lovey
Unsure how niche this is but I just want to romance her so badly 😭
Sorry, I've been on a binge of making a ton of memes for some videos... I'll try not to spam too much, but been having fun. 
im in this picture
not me grinding for the rainbow tipped butterfly for 3 days and it's not star quality
That sucks, I hope you get a star quality soon.
ty! ;__; 11 more star qualities to catch to complete my collection. it has been a lot of fun though!
Badruu could be Reth's next spokesperson for soup.
Hands off my furni 
Couldn't get the mother so I went for the son 💀
I am romancing everyone. I wanted to romance Sifuu, but I’m stuck with her hot and grumpy son.
When talking about romancing....Please Devs, make it possible!

I'm sure you're soooooo sad about this XD
Good thing he’s pretty.
What else is there to do? 
when you start falling, type /unstuck in chat and it should pop you back
Me after fishing up my first waterlogged chest in over 300 worms:
I been catching those constantly, instead I am missing over 20 fish types even tho I used all the types of baits in water sources all over both maps
What fishing level are you? I'm becoming suspicious that the odds of catching chests go down at higher levels. I'm at fishing lvl 32
I'm like lvl 14 in fishing atm , but I catch chest usually mostly catch them when I fish in the ocean both in kilma and bahari.
got tons of makeshift furniture items out of them.
lake/river fishing not as often , but in oceans I noticed they drop way more
Good to know, thank you!!
You might not want to come across him even in a lit room, tbf (especially with a spotlight right in his face). 
May have fallen into the water whilst fishing so started riding my invisible segway 😂
He scares me that's why he's like the only one not even lvl 3 friendship 😂
Guys I found sweet leaf irl
omg new emote. dance?
actually very cool!!!
Wait a moment I'm on the way to pick them up 
I learned the other day that Knapweed is a real plant 
Especially when they write in german or smth like that 
I think it might be based on Stevia
Auni hasn't slept in years
I need this collab to happen, they're so similar already, where's forg plush 😩 || (fae farm frog, another cozy unreal engine pc/switch game, and palia fountain frog miniature)||
Wait where do I find the frog on the right?
Tbh, both Auni and Tish are the most unsettling to look at, when this happens. 
what happens when you pick loot up while holding a chapaa.
Sweet Leaf is actually translated to "Stevia" in the french version of the game so you're right 🙂
oh my goodness 😆
Lol Guess they missed that one in testing. Read in a blog post that they actually found a lot of situations like that when they were creating the chapaa chase, such as climbing or using an emote while holding a chapaa
I wish I could see what gliding looked like with a chapaa on their first try
Absolutely hilarious from what we see in that blog post xD
HAHAHA thank u for delivering!
it floats in the fountain sometimes, it's one of the fountain minis, but I haven't found it in full size anywhere yet, you could also see the maji market plushes in the fountain before the maji market was out
If its not dance i will cry
omg I never thought about gliding while holding a chapaa lol 😂
Yeah, you can't. That image is from the blog post. They blocked the ability to do things like gliding and using emotes while holding a chapaa, probably because that was easier than creating an animation for them
Me reading the incoming patch notes 
Here I thought it was so bright at night because of the two moons. Turns out it's because the hills generate light
i feel like hodari gives off ron swanson energy
I've also come across this mountain and done a similar photo shoot 😂
LOL agree!!
While it looks like a sweet leaf, I wish it was too. it's a form of Amaranth. Possibly Foxtail, and it's used in medicines. Next to them are Chinese Dianthus (pink and white blooms), there's also blue porterweed, another amaranth called love lies bleeding, coontie palm, lantana and egyptian starcluster. Very pretty 🙂
The fact you know all that makes me wanna be friends with you
- You. 🥲 (I am going to spam this man with Chocolates whether he wants them or not when we hit lvl 4 friendship.)
My character glitched and went invisible and I LOVE IT.
Maybe now I can do some decorating and center things without my big head getting in the way
Let the chaos begin.

RETH THERE??
My lil soup monster is too dangerous to be placed higher. #NotSorry 😛
look youre a real one for putting tau first but MY BELOVED????
also Delaila is criminally low
And Hassian is dangerously high. 
you're also waging war against the Hodari romancers--
I have in good authority that Hodari is in the no fun, fun house. Id love to put Delaila Higher but i cant.
Poor Reth!!! Tau definitely #1 but Reth is #2 for me! Never did I think I’d be in love with a NPC!
Jina are u ok?? 
has anyone done a "its one banana michael. What could it cost,$ 10 " but its Eshe
She did the thing!!
for u
That eyebrow arch might be why I have her 4/4 
My mum asked me what to do with the spare chests then sent me this
IDK what criteria has been followed for listing, so I went for "overall vibe check mostly influenced by friendship quests progression" for my take. Always best to worse, top to bottom. 
lmfao this, i see so many happening when im in my plot just vibing.
though i do feel sorry a dutch group got addicted and ive been joining them hahaha
Cake parties transcend language
I may only speak English and some Spanish, but I sure as hell know there aren't normally 15 people frantically yelling in >insert language on a plot for no reason
i am dutch but the little facebook community is hosting like 2 parties a day now. i think theres 3 being planned on sunday 😭
Like, they really got the taste for the cake money now, atleast im nolonger broke and im gonna get that sweet sweet iron chest!
already got my arcade hahaha
I've made sure to only do a few cake parties otherwise I won't actually do anything else.
Why hunt when cake.
Why mine when cake.
It isn't good
the curse of being german (made by yours truly)
Kenli should be higher in your lists, definitively before Eshe, he's just a victim here and not the brightest, not evil!
Kenli is absolutely a bad dude, he is just really good at playing dumb. 🤨
wow you delivered, thank you!!!!! Beautiful!
Like, I love Tish, I do - but I would never put her on the top of that list. Her friendship quests are ||about befriending and gaining the trust of others in order to spy on them. How is making us basically betray the trust of our friends good?||
I felt like I needed to elaborate, so I made a more in-depth, proper & personal tierlist 
(Totally not biased. Not in the slightest, nnnope)
I feel that as a fellow German i was ,,Furniture maker....Tish....really Palia?" 🤣🤣
I see nothing wrong here xD
As a Neighbour to Germany.. How did I miss this 
So is ||Caleri's|| quest, and that one specifically made me lowkey wish that ||we could simply break into other people's rooms while they are not at home, so we can take/do whatever the quest requires and instantly bolt away||. 
The way I saw Tish's quest, she is simply ||very worried for her brother.|| I think at that point she knows that ||he is neck deep involved with a cartel against his will/with p much constant threats and/or blackmails and all because of her health issues, so she wants to find a way to pull Reth out of that situation, possibly and impliedly before it might get worse.|| 
hello good morning i'm back again to spread more palia x parks & rec propaganda
ima hop in on the tierlists 
Zeki is too low on every list
Zeki is in a peculiar/complex position, imho. 
I could elaborate further by using the spoilers option, but IDK how far you may have made into the frienship progression with him (I'm at max friendship).
Zeki is cool, i think as time goes on he'll prove to be a good bean
He's a good kitty deep down despite all his flaws
I'm at max friendship. Honestly, if I ever make a second game with a new player character, I might try to grab Zeki as Shepp just because I'm very curious how that works out
your mom wins the towering chest game lol 😂
I’m actually kind of impressed lol never thought about stacking chests like that 
Every time I run through that area 😭
My husband is aiming for Zeki as his shepp! :)
Oooo, exciting! I hope Eshe's reaction to that news is suitably horrified
Me too lol!
I have picked up the habit of running either on the sides or time my small hop so to not plummet through those gaps (I'd like to point out I figured out "autorun", so I'm never braking
).
Aaaah~ The changing of the seasons always looks so lovely~
it looks nice but I'm allergic to rock grass
The nature is healing
can i have a link to the tier maker?
Sure: https://tiermaker.com/ 
Remember that you'll have to be logged in to create any template (I logged through Twitter).
when they're so excited they had to mention it twice
(the last sentence)
what happened?
This

🤔
i borrowed elouisa's conspiracy board
Beat Hotdog with Love (sorry) 🤣
If I remember correctly 'Hodari' (Finnish?) is translated as Hotdog :'D
LMAO REALLY that's hilarious. i just know i've seen the devs call him hotdari a few times lmao
omg you guys are awesome 
i might be on my way to Zeki's now, to get some chocolate 😏
There it is xD
well, that confirms it even more then! what else could they mean with the hotdog emoji if not him 😂
I was just looking on google to see if any other languages translate his name to hotdog xD
I'm gonna miss Maji Market and chasing these cute lil Chapaas so much, but i'm even more excited for the next updates now! 
Have been away from home with no computer, and was sad to have missed the maji market, but this just made my day!!
here you go friends
https://imgflip.com/gif/803vzj last one i swear
Ive laughed at this so many times when I started playing palia first time and met him. 😂 Always wondered if they knew while naming him. 🤔
Also hoping that muscle arm stands for Sifuu... 
Am Finnish, can confirm
So.. Basically, for the Finnish people, everyone is talking about romancing a hotdog 🤣
That's the main reason I can never romance him even if it becomes an option
It's a bit... yeah 👀
And Germans have ruined Table... uuh Tish 🤣
Thank Maji I romanced her before I saw that
I am degen pls post it 
Found a new glitch today, I had tears going:
OH.
Feet? Nah those are concrete grippers 3000 as far as I'm concerned
the strongest legs in palia
who sells or what quests gives you the recipe to make those?
contragulations hahaha
I would love a snowball fight minigame
cake nerf patch notes:
||- increased chance of getting stuck in oven by 100%||
||- introduced batter UI jumping to leaf and jammer roles||
||- after every cake, players will need to use sink to wash dishes and utensil for next round||
Late to the party but I can't not give my opinion
Left is better, right is worse.
Nai'o and Jel bias because I romanced them but everyone else, yeah.
that would be SO cute!!!
Amazing 
NAH WHAT'S WRONG WITH THE PUPPY /lh
the robos at the bottom 😭 glad we agree on jina baha
the robots are just weird lol
elouisa is also weird af
hassian and eshe are so grumpy
romance tier list incoming
For those people pointing out hodari isnt an option:
I. SAID. WHAT. I. SAID.
Some very unpopular opinions I know
Welp I'll make sure to censor some words and see if it's okay to post it and i won't die for it 
what did sifuu ever do to you
wheres tau 
Update: i tried and it got removed (as expected as it implies some suggestive stuff but isnt explicit) so now no one will ever see it 
right?! Can't do better than Sifuu's!!
I just couldn't get the idea out of my head... I hope you enjoy xD
If you want the lyrics:
[Verse 1]
I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
To catch them is my real test
To Buy them is my cause
I will travel across the town
to get to majii market
Buy all the Chappa’s in the stand
The serotonin I will have
[Chorus]
(Chapaa Chase!...
dm me yes
Now you got me intrigued, if it isn't that much "degenerate". 
I'll dm yall it in a bit xD
and germans are laughing at everyone loving a table.
i just did that questyesterday and laughed so bad like: GIIIRLLL YOU HAD SOME YERSELF?!
what did jina ever do to you? 😭 and my baby reth. but i get why people might not like him unless their further into his quest.
you may dm me for it hahahaha
I just can't get this out of my head. 
(I know "official art(s)" and "in game model(s)" are seldom identical, but also: it looks more like someone else cosplaying Hassian. I blame it mainly on the emaciated-like face + floppy dreadlocks)
Dm me also. Do we need a reth discord group? xD
I mean the einar fans made one..
oh no xD
well, i can just start dming i don mind
I'm in too!
i wish you could make a group chat without needing to friend people
but if this is also an option i approve xD
Najuma just wants you to keep visiting her 
Im not familiar enough with discord to make one, but i am in full support if someone wants/can!
Making a server is a no-brainer. Anything more technical, like making roles and installing bots, is... varying degrees of pain. 
Made my own
"Best Boi (Tau goes here)", Tau was not there
Tau is there, just not there
best girl isn't it
Tau is always there by default. He's just busy ||hiding treasures in some mansion and execute precise "archaeological digs" on site|| 
Najuma is a socially awkward bean. I wouldn't be too surprised if she asks for a silver bar, and then her brain goes like "this human has been so nice and did the things I asked them to do and these silver bars are a pain to craft because silver may be a pain to mine. Must repay properly. 🥺 -digs into some storage- Yes, these will do.
-chunks 3 silver bars in the backpack if human- Keep the change, friend!
"
Only to later realise that she actually needed those silver bars herself, hence the (possibly likewise awkward) weekly wants on the line of "a silver bar would be nice 🥺 👉 👈". 
She needs those bars
i wanna see them romance tier lists, guys
I haven't romanced them all yet, so I wouldn't give a fair opinion.
Jumping on the bandwagon
honestly i have few issues with this... except hodari, not being in orange?
He loses points for always being in the wrong place when I want to see him
true
Also he's literally a 🌭
may I also receive a dm, for business purposes of course
What I love of these "tier lists" is that, so far, there's always one constant factor: with Hassian high up in the tier, Tamala would lag behind and vice versa. 
I have yet to see someone showing the same amount of "me likey" towards both.
they are very different lol
get ready for... me
romance tier list gang where
romance as in... who is best to date, or who do we love most/is our preference?
is there a difference?
i'd say theres a bit of a difference. but i can try to make myself a custom one
this was my romance tier list

i can get behind this, even if im not a fan of the robots
here's ma romance tierlist (its supposed to be better friend THAN partner i cant type fml)
ok but surely hodari is everyones type... i mean im a straight male and still 😏
hehe I think they're slay, they're kind also 
naurr
wdym
i can get behind why ppl love him. but those type of characters (i cant say the term for it) are not my type. there's barely any i like of that sort, i prefer my dorks that are just as dumb and gremlin as me
I feel horrible saying this but he just bores me😭
How can you not want to be wrapped up in those big ol robot arms
i do, but i want it to be in a FRIENDLY hug and not a ROMANTIC hug, yknow xD
i mean 
i saw that and how can you not want that
i mean 
you sus.... just like me. good
i am the most sus guy you'll ever meet, 🤝


i should post all the palia memes i made with my roommate here
tragic that you arent #TeamTish but
indeed i am team Reth 
same family, close enough
Hodari goes in between Jel and Einar
i'd swap tamala and jina, but other than that, perfect
Tamala will forever equal 🫔 in my brain when I read her name.
lmao
Where does the Kenyatta art come from? 
that is a good question, didnt even notice that
wheres this meme but with sifuu
From Palia Wiki (at least it's where i found it)!
needs to be Hodari
*Only if u get lvl 4 with him and Najuma
make them earn it, and also take time to understand who they are romancing
This is my ranking... 
why does everyone hate tamala 
because she || uses and discards people like they are objects and so far has not grown or gotten better at all||
I call Caleri Celery
im too much of a sucker for her personality and voice to hate her 
So we have Celery, Tamale, Hot Dog and Table
dont forget dew! Tau means dew in german. yknow like morning dew
Mountain dew

or "rope" 😉
TRUE i almost forgot
So Hassian has ropes 
perhaps 😅
edit: at least I know what he could do with it (...) 🤣
I love you all. This meme channel is life. 
mood
Zeki is so cute... just for cuddling

Chat is kinda sussy today! 
Fluffy friend
reminds me of the story of a guy who did ||a heavy drug|| and then took his geology exam. passed with 100% and licked every single rock to determine what it was XD
I have read that story
Fatal error: [File:Unknown] [Line: 440]
Pure virtual function being called
Clearly not "PURE VIRTUAL" as it physically crashes the game!
okay they ran away before I could get a screenshot but I JUST RAN INTO SOMEONE NAMED "DEMENTIA DARK'NESS"
HA
Oh, a "best friend" that I forgot in my ranking...
😅
have a bunch of these, i made these with my roommate cause we're obsessing over the game currently
NOT ONE with Subira?
https://paliapedia.com/villager/thewatcher
Why you no like Subira?
i dont even know who subira is??? i have never seen that before
That's pretty sus... I'm in.
bro who tf is Subira i have no clue 💀
you can over look her all you like, but Subira is always watching!
i tried googling her but i found nothing on her
looks like someones oc xD
ikr, thats what i thought at first
I've made one of these on "who would say F", but I don't think it might be suitable for this server. 
yeah i have plenty more too, but those are probably also not suitable here so i left them out xD
Subira feels like the fake "female Street Shark" added when someone modified the Wikipedia's page about that toon years ago, and everyone believed it, because "it's on Wikipedia!" reasons, proving the point that guy was trying to make at that time (in short: people are easy to deceive with fake news). 
Sabine
That's Sabine
yeah, but the majiri cant spell, hence Jina is always asking you to read things so with their education ... 3/6 letters being the same.
Thats a match in their books
They don't look even remotely the same ._.
I’m dying at Tamala’s “ Read at 3:18”
Oooo biiig stretch! 😆
the hair: same fringe, same 2 wisps framing the face, one has a bun at the back, the other a bun on top.
I CHOKED ON MY PIZZA
youre welcome 
loved them all, almost died. 10/10
That's all they have "in common" hgsdjkhfdsjkf. 
(And it's not even that similar, like one has a messy fringe, the other a neat, side bang)
the face structure is 0% identical
Not to mention, the big question: if that's another official NPC in game... where's the actual portrait? Why does the art style look so different from the rest of the portraits? 
can confirm, i would bang.
Opps, i meant neat bang
yeah
help :O
you mentioned that name
That checks out.
||33BF3992h,9h,TP_Subira||
(always check after each update)
"you talkin bs?"
@bold iris
omg LOL
what wretched fiends lie beyond your farm???
Sernuks
The Moulin Rogue reference for Tish 
And Hodari with the shots 😂
Your teeth are like a pile of shiny pebbles 
bahah
Reth and Tamala's theoretical dynamic
I like to ask, why do people like Hassian?
He is just so cold and abusive 😍😍
That's... that's the problem 😂
I know, was joke. I date Tiiiish 🫠🫠🫠🫠
I can smell the Copper on you!!!
He's so aggressively pro-environment. Love animals. Except those terrible invasive Chapaas! As an Australian (bunnies, cane toads, etc.) I can relate.
That's fine and all, but he can do it without being a dick, lol
He's shy, has a quiet nature, doesn't do well with strangers or fools. But if you take the time to know him and become a trusted ally? That's where he really shines.
THESE ARE GOLDEN
Me and my shepp Elouisa :
TISH GANG
I used to not like him, but he grew on me the closer i got to him
Personally and in short: I understand why he is the way he is, and he has a decent growth the more you get to know him. 
Full version would require a lot more brainpower on my end (and probably a way to fit everything within "Peasant Discord™️" characters limit per single message). 

If Tamala was cooking Reth alive, he 100% would be like "sluurp hmm I think you need to add some more >ingredient<"
According to some random dialogues, Reth strikes me more as the "NO GARLIC? :(" kind of guy 
I... might or might have not just typed an essay-long (personal) answer to this question. Not sure where to post it now, tho. 
That's the reason I picked her! (and I knew Eshe wouldn't approve so win-win)
||Imagine being stressed out everyf day for 20 years because the mayor wanted some pets for the villagers and now they are destroying the environment and the farm of your best friend and you can't do anything because u are the only hunter around and Bahari doesn't care. Also the only woman u fell in love its a vvitch and broke your heart.||
Hassian needs love.
BuT hE wAs So RuDe 
no, he loves garlic tho. he mentions it
Also: ||the only other woman he genuinely loved to bits allegedly met an untimely end, and although it happened when he was a wee boy he is still clearly and completely not over that, all while being stuck with the other woman who he barely sees as "mother". Like, each time he loved someone genuinely and dearly, his heart got pulverised into subatoms.|| 
[9
Well it is a FLOOR cabinet
indeed
I've just realised that the "strong dislike" towards Hassian simply because he straight up come off as "so rude" is exactly the same situation with Shane (Stardew Valley), although they are "so rude" for different reasons.
also to be fair on Hassian, on his friendship quest he does ||apologize for his behavior.|| And even though it's just a game I think it's worth mentioning that is not an easy thing to do. He is still curt and dry sometimes, but not to the extreme as when you start the game. And not everyone can be rainbows and sunshine like Tish xD
hassian is fun to me because he showed up and was rude and i was like well im leveling up your friendship whether you like it or not PAL
"we will be friends and you WILL like it"
i just saw a fellow hunter and said "my brotha"
just bit sad the chats are so random even when u are lvl 10 in hunting he still says u suck with the bow xD
tish is a QUEEN tho
omg finally
I was just curious what people thought. I wasn’t trying to start an argument or anything. I understand his backstory and everything, so some of you have valid points.
i get nothing but these lmaaooooo
now i need someone to draw Sifuu grabbing Hassian like a cat 
I didn't read it as an argument-starter, just a question hehe and we felt compelled to answer, all good!!
Ahhh, nooo! I don't mean I'm feeling like arguing with others. 
What I meant to say is that I felt like sharing in full my whole thought on why I like Hassian. And when I do that, usually it's an essay-long answer.
I understand that we all like/dislike different characters for different reasons, and that's A-OK! 
My apologies for overthinking then! Sometimes I worry that I’ll start a conflict after stating an opinion 😂
I know that feeling all too well. 
This!!! Although it was easier to like Hassian after a while compared to Shane imo (I love his character now, but it took a while for me to get that backstory-) I don't think I'll ever want to pursue either romantically, but friendship-wise? Heck yeah 
best random chat is still Reth totally not admitting to being in the cartel
"It's called PAL-ia, Hassian, not FOE-lia" 
exactly exactly
I have a strong visceral reaction to Tau and Tish not being S tier. Tau is a good boy, how DARE you. Okay maybe I'm being subjective with Tish but you better put Tau up there in S right now
Tau probably hid some trash Sernuk antlers in their cupboard too. 
worms eating the spicy peppers you put into their bin, 2023, colorized
gasp
idek know where all this is, Imma keep it real wicha chief
a very hot place
I could gather that much, yes. But alas, i don't think I've progressed that far
such a cutie
I barely touched a geysir, got glitched into the air and now I'm stuck
Me on character ai rn, trying to find the perfect Reth:
all of them
the Palia equivalent of "source: myself"
Wich one, the dragon or the phoenix
source: trust me bro
can different sources of crop buffs stack? So if I have a quality-up fertilizer and the plant is planted next to another crop that increases quality, does that mean an even higher chance of quality result? Thanks Skaj
i tought i had the bahari glowbug not paper lantern???
Got the "it's not like I have a crush on you" line from Jina and found 2 heartdrop lilies. I'm taking this as a sign
friendship level +2 😂
when you see them in the wild the paper lantern are blue and the other green, but the starred one you put in your house have the colors inverted... dunno if is intended like this or is a... Bug 

It's a bug :)
Nah it's a reasonable thing to ask especially considered some even hate him actually. He isn't for everyone I would call that a personality you either love or hate tbh. I married someone very Hassian irl actually hahaha
I think I need to build a room just for my fish collection soon 
The court has determined THAT IS A LIE
Exactly what I am doing. Did a hidden little Gazebo for my starred epics
That's what I got going. But since my bundle things are bugged right now, my collection is on hold.
I love that I can run through them bc when I approach too fast this happens
At least take the man out for dinner first, dang!
ON IT
This is where I would place my starred flametongue ray if I had one 
You look like you're contemplating your purpose in life.
Absolutely nailed it. Just fishing things am I right. My mood was precisely that going for starred voidray for the 4th day in a row 🌚👌
I found this place accidentally and was like no way I'm going to be able to climb back up so I just teleported home 
"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"
Me when I just gained sentience at 2 years old
oh so...||there is another hidden place in there btw|| 😉
Update: I did it but now Reth started dropping hints and I found yet another heartdrop 
lol yea it is a pain, vines and rocks dont agree half the time
How much of a hint/directions do you want? XD
apparently. spent the entire night in bahari 0 glowbugs 
Bahari said 'nuh uh'
How have I not found that. O.o
Can't move. xD
cant hit space until you 'exhaust and fall? D:
yeah or push X and fall
RIP
Only thing left is /unstuck then to avoid using Home TP :C
And the other secret spot is not ||down in that same hole||
the geodas?
oh, yup! So you found it before?
no xD
oh XD
I can show you de wae if you want
to where 
sadly there is ||no prize or chest but it is neat little hidden spot||
To the other ||hidden spot|| near the one you posted

||the mines, the geodes and rubies inside that mine, the mini temple thing|| is there another one???
Oh, yea it's the ||Geodes Mine. Sorry, When I said 'oh so you found it?' and you said no, I thought you didn't find the Geodes Mine yet.|| My bad!
yeah you said "found it before" that's why i said "no" hahaha xD
another night without glowbugs
I just stumbled into one a few minutes ago
why is he multiplying\
Do you need to catch it yourself? Otherwise I think you could ask other players if anyone could gift a glowbug. 
3 times Reth, sounds like a dream (or a nightmare)
Don't open your worm farm when you're standing on top of it
Reth to Player
im on it but been 2 hours and nothing :<
waiting for the night
Can I add you? I just found 2
edit: 3
found one when the evening started dw :D <3
xD nice
i only have to wait for the peppers to grow and can finish the new bundle
i will continue going down my reth obsession path and all of you will see the results of it
ill gladly follow you 
this runs through my head literally every time
Me as a Gardener Main with this latest update.
https://youtu.be/TGm2Q4jUV8Y?si=70Ft2rfHfifcGemz
Dr Weird creates a new invention which just seems to be a plate of corn, or is it really?
01x10
Stacks of T's (and the crotch cats) 
crotch cat and lap dogs
How’s the placement? 😂 the text prompt makes it even better
Invisible Mount Update?
Don't mind me just having a nap
Reth




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