🎭│palia-memes

[dull talon]

Defiled gravity

[jolly coral]

• look at einar *

[torn minnow]

damn i love this game

[proven basin]

i think you are on the wrong Discord Server

[glossy oasis]

lol

[torn minnow]

its a meme and palia reminds me of free realms and i think alot of inperation for palia is from freerealms thats all

[old estuary]

moonwalking and cloudwalking xD

[slender tendon]

Must be Santa's.
Or Satan's.

[azure totem]

Reth genderfluid confirmed? That's why he loves Soup?

[agile lantern]

😁

[rustic quarry]

Just some farming...

[cunning remnant]

i never knew i had glow worms in my stomach afterall. (got stuck for some reason)

[late cypress]

what's that watering technique? 😮

[sudden grove]

Probably right click?:O no idea but i need to try it once I am at home

[rustic quarry]

It was bug xd
Its animation from axe that I holding previously

[swift dirge]

How it feels like

[rustic quarry]

who is your shepp?

[swift dirge]

Reth, obviously.

[azure totem]

shoupp

[azure totem]

[woven wyvern]

||Guess there was a ... ROCKY relationship there... <~>||

[quaint swift]

Einar is a delight.

[azure totem]

[azure totem]

My god Reth xDDDD

[surreal wharf]

So apparently Reth doesn’t sell clothes. Just soup.

[hushed mason]

No refunds

[lapis narwhal]

We love you Palia Servers

[magic nimbus]

someone want to steal my food

[placid zephyr]

i thinky you can see where my priorities lie

[magic nimbus]

why maxed out 🙉

[gloomy flame]

All that's renown gone to waste

[magic nimbus]

i need that @.@

[placid zephyr]

i just maxed it out, it hasn't been like that for long

[primal gyro]

you need to use it up to earn more

[earnest tundra]

you talking about bug catching ?

[magic nimbus]

[azure totem]

[jolly grotto]

I love Jel but my buddies and I can't help but meme on him

[placid zephyr]

[hushed mason]

Sifuu, why must you hurt me this way

[rustic quarry]

This should be an emote

[brave wave]

Jelvis Presley and he uses Hair Jel.

[neon garnet]

how i feel after hunting a bunch of sernuk in a row

[solar bridge]

Needed Ashura but did not have the heart to interrupt him 🥲 I'll just wait...

[pure herald]

we love beta

https://medal.tv/games/palia/clips/1nO0LU1fxpN9QM/0uxJvN9uRCMh?invite=cr-MSxGZEksMjIzNDU5NTAs

[crisp quail]

can we make an emote for the T-Person?

[azure totem]

I want and need and wish and desire emotes of Badruu

[jolly grotto]

oh my goodness I've seen Baldur's Gate 3 running around in my instance once, good to know there's more of yall!

[rancid panther]

🤝

[velvet quarry]

^ Made me think of this

Image credit: CHEN
-Zeki dialogue spoilers-

[obsidian willow]

IM RICH

[azure totem]

And cozy!

[velvet quarry]

Is leaving after the year optional? I would like to stay

[warm ruin]

Uhm, Hi Stefania 😂

[jolly coral]

finally i can enjoy every part of my house

[ancient tide]

those spring floods are the worst....

[tepid sierra]

Made this for friends 😆

[warm ruin]

Reth, what happens? I'm so confused. 🤌🏻😅

[manic marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gorilla-worry-concern-gif-23878306

[scenic sleet]

My first thought was 'Someone's been playing Baldur's Gate' (you can stack crates and climb on them)

[short knot]

There I fixed it 🙂

[short knot]

Honestly I like the workaround, it makes the system more idiot proof for people like me who would somehow find a way to misplace things if I didn't have to double check that I'm using the right storage option.

[azure totem]

Same

[tender veldt]

New fortnite map layout?

[turbid sinew]

quick - what's the German word for soup?!

[toxic yew]

I found this template, it was made by @olive sedge like 2 years ago lol, and I haven't really made memes but figured I'd try my shot at it! So here you go 😄 ~~Also ik it's supposed to be him dropping savage remarks, I couldn't find or come up with anything so this is all I have :/ ~~

[earnest tundra]

do you mean enough hair jel ?

[toxic yew]

HAH HOLD ON

here

[earnest tundra]

perfect

[solar bridge]

Kid just invited me to his treehouse... Now I'm gonna end up on a list and have to tell everyone in Palia I'm moving in

[crisp quail]

"I'm trying to decide if I want to let your wardrobe cut my hair". - My brother

[sacred spoke]

Brühe or suppe

[turbid sinew]

Dang

[sacred spoke]

No fun soup=Reth languages that I can find, BUT broth in Irish, according to google translate, is brat 😂

[earnest tundra]

welp, the cam got stuck in my head while climbing, this will give me nightmares for sure

[fierce egret]

https://www.tiktok.com/@comedy_tiktok_laugh/video/7246668218784402715
y'all i can't stop envisioning this as Reth and Auni

[lapis wadi]

🔞

[prime notch]

Finally had my first double loaded plot, and the person hadn't built their house yet and had the contribution board there, so I dropped all the planks and stone they needed. They're gonna be so confused when they get back and see it already building

[gloomy breach]

sometimes i feel like there is impostor among us

[long breach]

that flow tree in giving me the flip

[versed marsh]

why palia,, i just hit the pallium jackpot 😦

[stuck temple]

Palia servers when S6 isn't there to reboot them

[gentle cloak]

a sad day to be having server issues

also ... i feel like palia changed me in some weird way ... first trhing i do after getting booted is looking in here

also ... how are u guys looking

[prime notch]

If you thin S6 techies aren't working during open beta weekend, you're probably wrong

[sharp gale]

Sifuu, I'm coming for you in that arm wrestling competition.

[sacred spoke]

forget the single boulder, we're out here lugging around backpacks with 300 stone and 650 lumber 😂

[short mesa]

Some big backpacks

[wintry dew]

and about a hundred gallons of soup rofl

[quiet tangle]

i'm not racist, but... 😂

[rustic quarry]

(cannot resist xd)

[spark fog]

This is an excellent idea to climb my ever growing wall of chests

[terse hearth]

literally me yesterday when my power went out right as i hit to collect

[noble needle]

such a fun day

[terse hearth]

i was trapped in my home unable to leave and decided to relaunch

ty to the devs for being able to fix all this stuff, im sure its stressful

[orchid valve]

i made it in but at what cost

[prime notch]

puıɯ ɹnoʎ

[orchid valve]

i cannot till my fields with these jointless elbows 😭

[prime notch]

Guess you'll have to wait, till tomorrow

[neon garnet]

GUYS I THINK I GOT A THEORY/J

[flat magnet]

morshu ate too much shrimp

[prime notch]

Morshu going all flamingo

[short knot]

idk who Morshu is so I thought you were mispronouncing the dragon from Mulan 😅

[prime notch]

A character from a Legend of Zelda game that Nintendo wishes people would forget exist

[flat magnet]

I would never disrespect Mushu like that

[short knot]

https://tenor.com/view/disney-mulan-dishonor-on-you-dishonor-on-your-cow-gif-15086496

[prime notch]

A tldr: Nintendo made a deal with Philips, Philips were allowed to make Zelda games, the games were terrible and Nintendo wishes they were dead and buried

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mulan-mushu-monster-gif-7957850

[flat magnet]

and then like almost a decade later, the wider YouTube Poop community discovered the meme potential and started using clips of those games to make videos

and then a few decades later again, Morshu becomes incredibly popular singing songs like Gangsta's Paradise and others in memes

isn't the internet a joyous place

[queen jacinth]

Made a meme with a picturem y friend sent me

[prime notch]

What grate home decoration looks like. A gouda-dittion to any home

[normal swift]

also made it, but at what cost?

[pastel arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jerb-q-gif-21929190

[flat magnet]

the dark one arrives, asserting his dominance all over palia
the world trembles

[jolly coral]

when you go out looking for iron and all you find is useless palium ...

[coarse kestrel]

Peple when grounded or idk i dont have strict parents

[cloud glen]

I'm starting to feel better about being stuck in que. If I'm going to be headless in a t-pose, thanks but I'll wait 😝

Aww, I made it! And loaded right in front of a flow tree... thank you Palia 💞

[prime notch]

Just go with the flow

[flint mountain]

What Najuma thinks she wants: To mine with her dad in Bahari.
What Najuma actually wants:

[upper crescent]

Rock and Stone! Too bad her Dad would think this to be too dangerous.

[slow osprey]

Thank you for reminding me I need to travel to hoxxes and get my summer outfit the next time i rest from Palia

[azure totem]

easiest 5 renown

[vestal wedge]

Nice

[hollow anchor]

Size isn't everything

[round valley]

we've been trying to contact you about your car's extended warranty

[sleek siren]

Better send some good vibes to the developers - I know they’re working so hard to keep the game running this weekend.

[feral acorn]

Man I just can't log in anymore can I

[prime notch]

You can't just delete it and pretend no one saw that Ⲋⲕⲇⳋⲓ

[azure totem]

[prime notch]

The Is are watching, always

[round valley]

this song couldnt have had a better timing to start playing... (I was listening to spotify on shuffle)

[toxic yew]

oh my gosh perfection 🤣 I have Careless Whisper in my playlist, too!... *is now desperate for palia to start working so I can play this song "coincidentally" while walking up to Jel *

[round valley]

LMAO

[prime notch]

https://tenor.com/view/now-serving-waiting-in-line-zero-three-nine-millionth-gif-15279345

[placid zephyr]

same but einar

[turbid matrix]

Please, for the love of the Dragon, give us a heads-up in the game

[kindred remnant]

oh that be nice

[azure totem]

and the ability to sit

[prime notch]

Which do you need more

[silver moon]

Yes please. So much yes.

[prime notch]

Or we just need to make a Super Mario Farming Sim

[velvet quarry]

Probably Palia 😂
My fav cat at the shelter got adopted so I missed him when volunteering today. D:
But I'm totally on board for a mario farming sim 🤔

[prime notch]

Mario and Luigi build a farm. Wouldn't that just be Peachy?

[silver moon]

So much furniture, so little use for it.

[velvet quarry]

I think it's a fire idea for those two buds

[prime notch]

The furniture is like Nai'o. Stand that and look like you're useful

[azure totem]

sometimes i use fireworks to cheer me up
i like that are used like arrows XD

[sacred spoke]

Please tell me we can hunt with fireworks xD

thought of this when I went to flirt with him and ended up buying a whole wooden outhouse 😂

[high siren]

Make a meme of this pls

[prime notch]

Please, make a multi-craft function

[azure totem]

didnt try

[sacred spoke]

alt:

[olive bolt]

anyone forgot their glider?

[worn kite]

My god, i got stuck in one place and I can't even go home 😭 Not even restarting helps. Laughing and crying rn

[turbid sinew]

Did you try using "/unstuck"?

[worn kite]

How do i enable the code for that 😭

[turbid sinew]

Just type it into the chat xD But without the quotation marks

[worn kite]

Omgg 😭 im still at the same place even with the /unstuck

[turbid sinew]

oh nooo

[azure totem]

use the map tp

[prime notch]

You can /unstuck several times and it'll go to previous safe places

[worn kite]

Oh god, no luck 😔 but thank u guys for the help

I have 4 mins left to go home 🥹👍

[flat magnet]

like, this town isn't ready for my powers, man
(thank ye for telling me K hides HUD, idk why that isn't mentioned in the keybinds)

[mighty pier]

Looks like somebody lost their glider

[regal canyon]

stay fit

[olive bolt]

just chilling

just glidin'

[azure totem]

hunter's guild shop fireworks are my fav

[kindred cargo]

sorry if too old one

[sacred spoke]

He seems a little too happy about that idea... >_>

[spark tulip]

cursed headless skin

[earnest bane]

Never forget

[dapper spear]

So em...what's her name? Delaila or Dalila?

[rich compass]

no

[earnest bane]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-bart-simpson-grampa-simpson-old-man-hi-bye-gif-8390063

[velvet quarry]

Considering humans were supposed to be extinct, when did he-.... oh.. so that's how we went extinct...

[azure totem]

||not really||

[velvet quarry]

Your pfp just made me remember "Now you know why I'm awesome!" 😂

[sour notch]

someone missing a glider?

[rich gulch]

Fear~~ It didn't show after punching the table 3 times.

[full kayak]

Oh deer..

[vapid inlet]

Palia custom be like:

[haughty edge]

Just me and the void

[deft carbon]

Spooky

[toxic yew]

not sure if this counts but this is the first thing that came to mind-

[velvet quarry]

lonewolf? more like... the... guy who isn't good at games! ha!

[real lake]

Cooking with friends in Palia

[tender ruin]

honestly idk where to put this but i convinced someone to dl palia on ao3 haha,,,

[velvet quarry]

When you just started Palia but you want to be a chef:
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxSL8lmpY91fLRWT0hod0uoUIrIm1YPw_G

[jolly coral]

you can do that ?

[velvet quarry]

Sorry, slow mode. here's the blank one!

[wary lily]

triplets?

[prime notch]

https://tenor.com/view/elontolinette-linettelopez-idiot-idiotsandwich-idiot-sandwich-linette-lopez-gif-20625838

[azure totem]

who is that XD? thats not gordon's face hhaha

[prime notch]

Yeah, I was thinking that

Kind of uncanny valley Gordon

[azure totem]

also, me with the mayor:

[fiery glade]

whoever you two are, thank you, i had a good laugh when i spoke your names out loud xD

[ashen pulsar]

OMG yes 😄 .. why this arrogant boy?!

[kindred cargo]

Grimalkin custom be like:

[azure totem]

he really love his axes

[haughty jasper]

[broken vine]

I post it here, german speaking folks will know 😛 (if the Devs are interested what is wrong with it please open a "Translation" thingy in the Feedback forum, THANKS)

[foggy fjord]

didn't even know the game existed in german, thought it was only english

[broken vine]

in german its a mix of german and english, most of it is english though

[azure totem]

yeah its not fully translated thats why i play in english so i dont suffer strokes trying to read xD

[broken vine]

not that its not fully translated, but verstecken != the "hide" it meant to be 😛 ("Leder" or "Fell" but definitely not "hiding")

[broken vine]

damn thats great, thanks for this meme 😄

[azure totem]

[kindred cargo]

smart sernuk = verstecken
verstecken = fell

[azure totem]

he laughs

[upper crescent]

He has other emotions than being annoyed?

[azure totem]

Yes, of course. He is just tired of the mayor and his ideas

[azure totem]

[lunar bane]

This world is so bewtful error 404

[cunning remnant]

[prime notch]

Aint no body got time for that

[pale merlin]

Well .. Sad situation here

[prime notch]

Type /unstuck into your chat

[azure totem]

or use tp map

[pale merlin]

Already use the unstuck command, that's just teleporting me on the same spot ahah

[prime notch]

Tried it several times in a row?

[pale merlin]

Yes too, but no problem .. i using tp map to return to my home

[gloomy flame]

does anybody have a good picture of the white chappa for reasons

[late kestrel]

Just had to make this since Elouisa reminds me of the Ancient Aliens Guy meme 😅

[lucid maple]

TIL you can create stairs out of chests

[random abyss]

oh well

[paper steeple]

ehh my house and other player house

[lucid maple]

would be an awesome feature 😄

[uncut summit]

what i think when i see the "server maintenance" message

[vague pivot]

WHAT A CUTIE

[azure totem]

[stuck temple]

Guys just a remember that this channel is dedicated to MEMES - If you want to post game screenshots do it in #📷│old-palia-screenshots

[azure totem]

But its a meme najuma-sized

[stuck temple]

Yeah I wasnt talking about that specifically, it's a funny one that najuma thing It's just that people are posting a lot of game bugs that aren't relevant to the channel

[digital spoke]

House full of chairs and no sits.

[velvet quarry]

We have free kool-aid

[spark fog]

His cultivation levels probably Golden Dragon Emperor Rank 100+ SS, but secretly hiding among mortal beings like us.

[tacit cloud]

Why is this an option!? 😭

[stuck temple]

Idk, but it's not a meme

[tacit cloud]

That's subjective, not all memes have to be funny haha

[velvet quarry]

But why though?

[azure totem]

Breaking up with Tish is not a meme its a felony

[surreal wharf]

Probably because you choose to do different things.

[neon marten]

Prevents gold farmers from spamming the game for sure

[velvet quarry]

Some of us like cooking and others like furniture crafting, and some are working on the ruins stuff. We should be able to share 😭

[surreal wharf]

And that’s a fair thing to want. I do agree trading would be a good idea. Just leave gold out of the trading, ofc.

I’m just saying that you can always play with other players by changing what you are doing. Looking for flow trees, helping people learn to aim with hunting, teaching new players how to use the systems. These are just a few of the options.

[tacit cloud]

If it's just trading then there isn't a way to farm gold with it especially since certain crafted items cannot be sold even to NPCs. They could just allow you to request anything vs only things that you've unlocked.

[azure totem]

I like the way it is now

[surreal wharf]

That’s also fair. Everyone has different opinions on the matter. None of us are ever right. We all like different things.

[surreal wharf]

Lol yes.

[lean jay]

Did anybody lose a glider??

[neon marten]

"accidentally"

[cerulean token]

please post to #📷│old-palia-screenshots or #1135683325227446393

[rustic quarry]

find new friends...

[azure totem]

or just play alone

[jolly coral]

but it's T-ree pose it's a fun meme

[upper crescent]

If you want to cuddle with Tish in the hay you better give the girl some clay

[chrome oxide]

Your screenshot just made me notice that Tish has the same weekly gifts for me. Are the gifts for each villager the same for all users??

[cerulean token]

i guess that's a fair point

[gentle cloak]

i assume cause u can only have 2 pins so u can choose another if u feel like it

[amber tree]

tish is the best girl, why would you want to date someone else or broke up with her for someone else? 0.0

[gentle cloak]

well i am currently trying to romance both tish and kenyatta :p

[thorn prairie]

i'm torn between them too, i wish we could be poly

[azure totem]

you can have at least 2 active relationships

[earnest tundra]

why no one romancing einar yet?

[short mesa]

It's weird lol

[amber tree]

i wanna try to do the same after tish tbh xD

[boreal drum]

im having trouble leveling my relationship with him fgshdgs

[azure totem]

give him shiny pebbles

[boreal drum]

hes just like me.......

[stuck temple]

Whats going on 😭

[gentle cloak]

lara croft finding the ancient hovering glider?

[azure totem]

wild glider living peacefully

[azure totem]

totally unplayable

[untold sable]

someone on my friends list cant remember the NPCs names, so they all have different names everytime, quite funny, could probably start a thread if i wanted to

[light oxide]

!soon

[open summit]

[azure totem]

im crying

[light oxide]

!pls

[open summit]

[untold sable]

i was trying to not laugh too hard

[untold sable]

yeah just like that
i dont wanna be under the table, im not that kinda gurl

[azure totem]

Alright buddy

Just 2 very good friends

[prime notch]

Next you'll tell us you're room mates

[honest jungle]

When you stand next to a rich person you can feeeel the money

Getting nice and personal with Hekla... I think her expression says it all~

[final onyx]

made a meme

[azure totem]

He will be my Shepp

[floral condor]

found some sort of remnant of the human race underneath the world in palia, @lapis pier should i consider this a bug or a feature

[earnest tundra]

sneek peak of the next palia uptade?👀

[warm stone]

Help

[serene verge]

LET’S PLAY…

✨The Bachelors: Palia Edition✨

Disclaimer - I haven’t gotten to the romance stage with any villager yet, this is just where my mind is at with the dateable guys thus far.

🎣 Einar - He’s a gentle giant. A bae. A sweetheart who loves it when I gift him shiny pebbles. We could spend hours basking in the sunset, casting our lines over the lagoon and the lake. I’ll be honest, Einar’s my safety option right now. There is also the matter of longevity, Einar lives for THOUSANDS of years and is potentially immortal. I, on the other hand, have a (presumably) standard human lifespan - do I really wanna help this Galdur find love only for him to outlive me by eternity. Given how long he’s been alive for already, would my passing even affect him? Would he bring a Prism Trout to my gravesite every year on the anniversary of my death?

🏹 Hassian - Mr. Broody. He’s responsible for a lot of my indecisiveness in this game. Sure, he’s the age-old trope of a stony, serious, loner with a tender heart of gold BUT he does tend to look down on some of his peers for the most superficial or traditionalist of reasons - is this REALLY a prime candidate for an inter-species courtship attempt? Of course, perhaps I can go fully-unhealthy-partner-cliché and double-down on the whole idea that “I cAn ChAnGe HiM, I kNoW I cAn!” One irrefutable Plus for this one though: Tau. If anything were to happen to that Blue Fluffy Boi, I would kill everyone on this server and then myself. I never knew how fulfilled I’d feel after reading ‘Awoof!’ in a chat box.

[gloomy flame]

is that apart of his romance questline?

[azure totem]

Look at him. Look how he look at my char. He wants love. He needs love.

[serene verge]

🧵 Jel - Full disclosure, I’ve barely spent any time with this guy. I think I borrowed a button from him once? God, I hope he wasn’t expecting that thing back. I know he likes long nightly walks by the lake. I know he’s a wee bit of a perfectionist. And I know he’s chummy with Reth and Tish who visit every so often to try on his latest pieces. I wonder if I haven’t spent much time with him because I’m intimidated? After all, what if I turn up at his doorstep for our date, flowers in hand, only to be met with a shady side-eye over how my Soothsayer-antlers-and-silver-coat-combo is sooooo last season. It’d be more than my confidence-deficient ass could handle. An over-reaction? Totally. Still a scenario that’s playing on repeat in my head? Constantly.

💪🏻 Nai’o - Himbo supreme. Now, I’m not saying this guy is two-dimensional. At ALL… but he’s one tracksuit away from being Jason from The Good Place, and I say that with all the love in my heart. (Bortles!) This guy is straight out of a Hallmark movie - here I am, new to town, who comes across this buff, blonde farmhand who never gets my playful teases on the first try, bless him. Not to mention, he’s currently creating quite the scandal by seeing Kenyetta when they think no one is looking. I ain’t competing with no one. You go, girl. Ride yourself some cowboy, yee-haw!

🥘 Reth - Oh, Reth. Oh, Retharmitage Kingsley Esq. (My made-up full name for him. What? It’s as good a guess as any!) The so-called Bad Boy™️ of the village. Somebody grab my pearls, I can only clutch so many. But, no, seriously - this guy is a STRONG contender, I’m not gonna lie. He’s a caring older brother, has a steady job, cute face, awesome hair, playful, HELLO - FREE FOOD?! So what if he didn’t stick to a Path - I think I speak for most of us humans when I say that the whole concept of a Path is a lil’ bit o’ Orwellian spice injected into this cozy little lakeside community. Who here knew what they wanted to be when they were young? Not me! (Okay that’s a lie, but who are we kidding, I was never gonna get past the first round for the Backwards Rollerblading Derby Regional Championships anyway…). There’s a But, though, and sadly not the dumptruck kind (I’ve yet to glimpse behind the bar at the inn, it’s on my to-do list 😉) Reth has somewhat of a reputation. He’s apparently been quite flirty with many of the patrons and villagers he talks to - even ones who are seeing someone else. Now, in fairness, I heard this from Nai’o who may have been just feeling overprotective of Kenyetta… I really hope that’s the case. Could it be that I’m not the ONLY Fancy Pants that catches this culinary Casanova’s gaze? Tell me their names. I’ll scratch their eyes out.

[azure totem]

He flirts with everyone, even himself

[serene verge]

Did somebody say SELF-CARE?

[azure totem]

The only one Reth loves more than himself is his sister

[serene verge]

*But not in a Lannister way.

[cloud hatch]

I can't resist loving Reth. He is stupid soup boy. Soup brain. Himbo light.

[azure totem]

If anyone saw Supernatural
Reth and Tish are Dean and Sam
The older sibling always there for their little sibling

[serene verge]

If he’s Himbo Lite then Nai’o is Himbo Double Strength (see above)

[cloud hatch]

I mean. Yeah, Nai'o is himbo supreme, and frankly, im here for it.

I would be romancing silly farm boy if Reth wasn't so gosh darn cute

[azure totem]

I see i see, ill try and get some photos of him

[split pilot]

That's a good photo, what with his "wanted poster" (as I like to call them) in the background.

Seriously though, I wonder if there's some in-game explanation for those character posters.

[untold sable]

you can romance all 9 romanceable characters at the same time! can only equip 2 pins which influence dialogues, but you can romance them all

[azure totem]

didnt saw the poster only wanted to capture his smile

[split pilot]

Yeah, I'm a huge 🇸 L O O T.

[cloud hatch]

This is life changing, thank you for this important information

[untold sable]

you're most welcome my dear friend, good luck with the romance!

[azure totem]

According to Elouisa, Tamala could be 3 chapaas in a trenchcoat

[vague pivot]

Nope

[prime notch]

Seems plausible, have you seen how wild that hair is?

[hollow elm]

This is the most accurate post I have ever had the joy of reading.
I can't unsee this now.
Thank you. ❤️

[azure totem]

Closer photo

[gloomy breach]

My husband after I tell him that we have to cook cuz I have no food ||we are on his plot||

[shut holly]

I think this speaks for itself

[azure totem]

uh-oh i think its illegal to take so many photos of Reth

[safe monolith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0DbzUe-r4Q HELIKOPTER HELIKOPTER

[gloomy breach]

WE FOUND THIS SPOT

this place looks so nice

[warped tulip]

Spiderman meme reenacted

[feral acorn]

ehmmmmmmmmm.......🥴

[lilac night]

I do love this

[cloud hatch]

Bonked

[amber lake]

@azure totem Who needs a chef knife with cheekbones like those

[rich compass]

https://tenor.com/view/canon-event-lochan-bwefi-lochan-bwefi-spiderman-gif-1748690152864391590

[spark sparrow]

instead of Annie are you okay? its Isssy are you okay?

[azure totem]

Isssy is having existential crisis

[toxic yew]

what cake was she talking about? 😏 🤣

[azure totem]

Heh

[stable mortar]

I dunno where else to send this but a little Palia fun I had

[haughty jasper]

When capturing Spiderman doesn't go as hoped

[bleak surge]

You guys, this isnt actualy relevent to palia, but I thought it was funny. I was messing around with an assignment, and I made Mario posing for the song single ladies!!

[keen hull]

This poor little fella

[iron vale]

Finally, Getting where no one has gone

[wild jolt]

hovering broom outside general store XD

[winged eagle]

looks more like a curtain tassel

[iron spindle]

Should name it

[stuck temple]

Too bad we can't go there, I wish we could - It looks like a lovely place to go fishing with that tree on top

[iron vale]

True

[woven charm]

I think I cook the wrong soup

[azure totem]

Cursed by Reth

[slender tendon]

My question is, what happens if we pull it?

[half stirrup]

That moment when I gain a new roommate and they've very helpfully moved all their things on top of my stuff.

[lunar bane]

saw this yesterday 404 haha

[lilac night]

FLOATING BROOM! or tassel!!! lol

[prime notch]

You've only been alive for 2 weeks at most, how bad can it be?

[sacred spoke]

I've made 170k gold according to the achievements tab... I only have 8k in my pockets and have not bought the last backpack, final storage chest, or extra plots [like, the alternate house slot things I mean, I have the garden plots] qvq

Tbf, I have expanded my house a good bit

[rich compass]

i could almost touch it

[lunar bane]

tassel lol dont know how people see a broom lul

[woeful salmon]

Accurate, almost bought a toilet at the black market

[rich compass]

i think its def weird bc after i joined a community there was suddenly a ton of new stuff on my plot

Communities seem to work a bit differently from guilds in other mmos, it seems to effect your plot

Edit: Whats funny is that bc of the tons of new stuff on my plot, it completed my quest obj for "prove your purpose"

[shrewd siren]

harry potter theme starts playing

[half stirrup]

Yeah, it completed my quest for building my house, which I wasn't even done smelting the stone for. I hadn't joined a community yet, though, so I'm assuming it was just a glitch.

[rich compass]

weird af glitch

[limpid galleon]

Everyone warning me about Sifuu’s book

Me: Whaaaat it’s just an Ordinary Memoir- OH MY GOODNESS

[rich compass]

that is one mighty strong plant

[haughty edge]

Lost Glider

[rich compass]

https://i.gyazo.com/68204c86899f2b04bba2e21f32f4c1d8.mp4

there is no difference between these two

[lunar bane]

or maybe try looking behind me HaHa

[sacred spoke]

overdue update: I did try, the chapaa didn't die, so sadly, I do not believe we can hunt with fireworks u_u

[rich compass]

someone make a meme out of this please omg

[lethal jewel]

"Wow I wish I could zoom in."
Gets this granted in the worst way possible.

[wanton rain]

Super grilled, mirite

[minor tangle]

It's mocking me at this point, cant even climb to it without hitting a barrier😭

[clear cloud]

Nice view from ||Zeki's Secret Store||

[gentle cloak]

i feel like im on my way to become the crop master earning my badges in garden shows

[solar bridge]

Is my farm layout concept so bad it's a meme?

[amber lake]

When you wanna help people chop down flow trees but they're all too big

Blank if someone wants to make it better:

[upper sparrow]

HOW!?

[undone chasm]

im glad im not the only one who has seen this

[azure totem]

or i am blind or didnt happened to me

[olive sedge]

That tree be up there taunting you like

[plain harness]

This is the true power of the master gardeners

[azure totem]

so you just move the flow trees around the map or what? xD

[plain harness]

A true master gardener never reveals their secrets

[rustic quarry]

So this is how the flow trees spawns...

[cunning remnant]

you can add blueberries to the mix for increased growth

[paper tundra]

What a wonderful start for the day

[rustic quarry]

Tish is really master of her art...
Invisible, extendable shelf!

[late trail]

i think i broke part of the matrix

[molten stream]

The final boss

[severe crow]

T-Raxe the Wood Slayer

[wintry dew]

as an introvert; this is the perfect deadline. All invites should be like this 🙂

[grizzled osprey]

247 years later:
Player: Hey Einar, buddy. You wrote me a letter. Whats up?
Einar processes for a while: oh yeah, friend! I caught a cool fish.
Player: oh nice. where is it.
Einar: This data is not found anymore in my routines. Probably eaten.

[scenic sleet]

This was me yesterday and I feel so bad about it >°<

[sly kiln]

this is getting strange

[scenic sleet]

We need to make this our creepy pasta character like Herobrine. Or give it boss stats. What I'm saying is I want this to become a thing. I think it's the missing head that makes it.

[unique cobalt]

Me decorating my house like

[upper jasper]

fighting for my life between kenyatta and tish

[azure totem]

Do both

[upper jasper]

already am but there can be only one badge at the end (i wanna be loyal to a fault)

[safe monolith]

tish all the way, can't bother with a spoiled rich kiddo

[azure totem]

you can have 2

[brisk walrus]

The answer is clearly Einar.

[upper jasper]

agree with that, tish is mostly winning me over more because she's a carpenter and my hobby is woodworking myself

[upper jasper]

einar is my 3rd choice but to a part of me he is so precious, i just can't romance him, and i need to be the door opener in the relationship, einar wouldn't be okay with that i think

[brisk walrus]

Now I'm just picturing racing Einar and fighting over who gets to hold the door open. XD

[upper jasper]

no but genuinely and im pretty short and he has an advantage with his long legs and arms, it just wouldn't be fair, I NEED TO OPEN THE DOOR FOR HIM

[red quarry]

date all of them romancables

[azure totem]

Saw Einar walk for the first time today and he is FAST
Also, Kenyatta loves animals and she will be a great vet

[upper jasper]

yiss, even though kenyatta is a bit of a brat (which is kinda fun in a way), finding out her deeper passions has been so interesting, but tish just might chokehold me at the end with the cottagecore fantasy (also important note, not into the guys, i considered tamala but she's so far and that's effort)

[azure totem]

you can use the tp's

[upper jasper]

truueee, still a bit of back and forth, but she still can't beat kenyatta and tish

[exotic citrus]

everyone makes mistakes

[red quarry]

i wanna romance hodari

[upper jasper]

good point, i'd say he's the most eligable man in the game and they've cucked everyone

[exotic citrus]

Hassain is a cnt waffle

[azure totem]

he is just tired

[wind adder]

Jel's floor in his window is a secret entrance to the unknown 😮

[exotic citrus]

he keeps the finest fabric for all the drag queens there

[azure totem]

Gonna post this rare photo here because was ignored on Screenshots

[sudden grove]

That rare smile!

[upper jasper]

or for himself, who knows, maybe he uses the secret tunnels to host his own drag performances

[exotic citrus]

I wish, Jel would be such a good drag queen, he has the DRAMA, the skills, I can see rupaul shaking for audition tape

[upper jasper]

he'd absolutely be serving charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent and he would be sinched for the gods (and i bet he can deathdrop his ass off, jumping off boxes like aja)

[outer axle]

TPOSECLUB

[red quarry]

if I can't have Hodari then I'll just date Hassian

[azure totem]

Good choice, he is a great guy when he is not hating the mayor

[craggy wolf]

Happens all the time haha, it's like you're waking up from a fever dream in order to get into the game

[honest heath]

HEEEEEEEEEELP

[rustic quarry]

I wonder what activity I prefer the most... and this is the answer
My first 10lv skill

edit: after collecting some grass I just achieve 10lv in foraging... so this is almost like ex aequo

[vital belfry]

what accesory is this?

[tawny cedar]

https://i.imgur.com/EbjfM66.jpg

[brittle flicker]

Kinda feel bad for the guy

[vapid badger]

for all your uwu einar needs

[brittle flicker]

can i have this for my phone backgournd i really like it

[vapid badger]

yes for sure

[brittle flicker]

ty ty its super cute

[craggy wolf]

Welp

Oh it were these haha

[brittle flicker]

Why it be like that T-T

Anyone know what to do with these? My stack is getting a little too high lol

[slender tendon]

Not high enough.

[brittle flicker]

I think youre right i can still see my window

[languid spade]

I did not know you could stack those!

[little nymph]

Use Force Luke

He does speak 😛

[azure totem]

But can't chat

[rich compass]

I want tto give him treats so bad 😭

[scarlet saddle]

hopefully we will be able to pet him
ahem
NINTENDO

[brittle flicker]

Bluegrass is my favorite kind of music ❤️

[azure totem]

One time he gave me treat xD
3 chapas fur

[paper tapir]

This is a meme channel. But yes, that happens it’s just a bug. Go out the gate then come back.

[frigid cloak]

I apologize if it's been posted already but
Jel's entire personality so far:

Oh dang it, I forgot about slow mode. Sorry!

[frail solar]

spent 12 hours from 2am my time in palia today, built 2 new rooms

[broken vine]

too high? i made my entrance look.... different 😛

[frail solar]

lol thats a neat idea tho!

[broken vine]

i havent settled on the design yet, i just dumped it with some structural intent but you could also use them as room divider 😛

[brittle flicker]

Oh my God it's beautiful

[broken vine]

(Pro tip, place each fence piece individually for somedense appearance) -- sorry notameme

here with the fence, sorrryy still not a meme but continuing the topic

[winged forge]

So many Chests, yet not enough Storage.

[zenith plinth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1119926562821779506/1140648774453186590/petpet.gif

[soft geyser]

I made stairs to the roof with them 🤷🏻‍♀️

[distant relic]

Well... this happened. 😆

[tardy cliff]

Oh deer.

[sinful seal]

Same meme but with Sifuu 😤

[wraith garnet]

Hey... let me fix the location name for you

[solemn pendant]

Can anyone answer this lol

[hexed cairn]

He's not romanceable but people want him to be

[lavish crater]

I started making Glow worms... turns out, I AM THE GLOW WORM!!!!

[tawny cedar]

I guess you found your Oneness

[lavish crater]

The fact that i just finished that quest just adds to this X)

[slender tendon]

Um, what's Kenyatta gonna do with the lotus I just gave her?

[tawny cedar]

that'll make sense eventually, i don't want to spoil a story line - dm me if you dont mind spoilers

[slender tendon]

Nah, I'll get there.

[azure totem]

heal animals

[tawny cedar]

[slender tendon]

Hey, I don't judge how anybody wants to use their medicinal herb, none of my business.

[winged forge]

But if you are the Bait, who is holding the Rod?

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[gray burrow]

My wife said that Ashura reminded her of someone and she couldn't figure it out. Now that she did I can't unsee it!

[azure totem]

So Reth is Kuzco?

[stark knot]

Yes

[silent fulcrum]

Does that mean Eshe (Sp?) is Izma?

[ionic jacinth]

wait who's kronk then? Kenli?

[azure totem]

same level of dumbass

[silent fulcrum]

Who would Sifuu be then?

[rocky nymph]

i like stairs🥹

[ionic jacinth]

who'd be the old man then? The one who throws off reth's groove

[silent fulcrum]

Chayne?

[ionic jacinth]

would Zeki be the trampoline merchant?

[azure totem]

idk thats too much

[wanton pewter]

As a Latin American I can't stop reading Chayanne instead of Chayne and all I can think of is him

[ionic jacinth]

also i think badruu would be the old man cause he's just as goofy

[gray burrow]

Paccha's wife lol

[short knot]

Kronk is Nai'o for sure

[split minnow]

i'm pretty sure she says "i'm sick of my room being full of thing with the taste of my mom,i'd rather have something more of my taste like a lotus" suddenly goes "umm medicinal use"

[ionic jacinth]

himbo for the ages

[azure totem]

Could be both since she healed Tau and a Sernuk

[turbid sinew]

😭 Y'all, Mylian just said they plan to wait to find out the Kenyatta-medicinal thing themselves instead of reading spoilers for it

[tight coral]

oh ok

[split minnow]

i only said what she asked for the weekly needs 😭

[golden epoch]

Just casually coming across the holy gigachad 🙏

[broken vine]

found it but engish title is MUCH better

[turbid sinew]

Yeah, and that was fine! You didn't spoil anything, you're good

[broken vine]

2:30 only?

[neon garnet]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=y7pJwvgRdp4 my time in palia be like

like screw cozy mmo thingy, i need all the copper in the world

[broken vine]

Kenyetta 😛

[rich garnet]

Feels bad men! Who else can feel it XD

[broken vine]

ive found quite a strat on how to find them efficiently, doesnt feel tooo bad afterall, theres only that many locations where they consistently spawn, if theres different nodes, mine those and with a great chance Palium will respawn on it

[untold sable]

mine the stone, spawn the ore

[untold sable]

[amber lake]

Palia: You can romance 2 or more people at once!
Also Palia: You can't romance someone who's married

[azure totem]

If they don't want you can't

[rustic quarry]

(btw where you found it?)

[cunning remnant]

"cozy"

[split pilot]

There's a market for... particular goods.

[untold sable]

in the underground!

[vagrant yacht]

Gotta love the visual bugs

[slow totem]

i see a ghost!

anddd another one 😂

[broken vine]

Gollum, Gollum

[manic marsh]

just logged back on to this

[rustic quarry]

Thanks. For info and non-spoiler response

[gaunt helm]

lmao sometimes I see sernuks sliding backwards too

[spark tulip]

moonwalking

[dawn totem]

And they were roommates >.>

[vagrant yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/they-were-roomates-vine-roommates-gif-12200179

[potent geyser]

It's a weekday

[knotty mica]

AUNI 😭

[sudden grove]

Man I almost cried yesterday reading his journal

[knotty mica]

poor auni just wants to be part of the order catching bugs :(

[sudden grove]

Fr fr 😦 my boy thinks he doesn't belong

[clear cloud]

Oh Hodari's being playful!

[rustic quarry]

me rn

[azure totem]

got that yesterday because never found heat root XD

[graceful inlet]

Hard day in Palia

[stark sparrow]

This made me realize he wasn't an option and now I'm mad and want to know why 😭

[azure totem]

because he doesn't want

[upper jasper]

my mans fighting for his life goddamn

[ashen pulsar]

Yes.. and the fact he has a daughter, who he cares about makes me feel more interested in this daddy ❤️

[stark sparrow]

He missed out he could have had 2 gremlin family members who are up to shenanigans

[cunning vapor]

If you open 30 as quick as you can you'll get 2-3

[sinful field]

If you know, you know. Made this a couple of days ago and post it from now and then, but forgot to put it here.

[supple star]

danger cake

[broken vine]

i picked the same

[latent gorge]

stepbro!!

[cunning vapor]

Because the water boxes are rectangles you can do this lol

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851190773848604682/1141006684177830020/image.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/851190773848604682/1141006906387873832/image.png

[valid coyote]

let's die in peace instead

[tall saffron]

omg i also picked number three

i wonder what the others were

[valid coyote]

I love Zeki's humour

[stuck temple]

(Palia pls fix - Allow us to remove crops !)

[robust dagger]

could anyone deepfry this for me, please?

[copper dragon]

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-not-fun-why-fun-if-its-not-fun-gif-18524715

[stuck temple]

in b4 "its zoomer memes"

[copper dragon]

^ running around for days, failing to get lucky finding an infused tree.. (for a log, for a quest...) because multiplayer

[robust rune]

i think someone likes me a lot

[copper dragon]

in b4 "you're doing it wrong"

[untold sable]

Try to just cut down trees in an area and stay in that area until one spawns

[copper dragon]

next tip: "and try not sleeping irl"
but i'm not sleeping so the joke is on me.

[untold sable]

I have been sleeping tho I wanted to conduct research for the wiki, youre a step ahead of me

[copper dragon]

my storage is busting at the seams with normal planks

[earnest tundra]

sell them, makes a bit of money on the way

[stuck temple]

Leave them in your saw mills, it saves a bit of space if you don't need any of them right now👌 Same for seed makers, smelters or anything similar

[copper dragon]

i don't need tips guys. i just need a magic log.

[finite steeple]

😏😂

[azure totem]

yes yes very hot anyway when is the food ready?

[broken vine]

what is Zeki grooving to when he is walking somewhere?

[azure totem]

money

[copper dragon]

starlord's walkman

https://tenor.com/view/chris-pratt-head-phones-in-gotc-tunes-walkman-gif-11159890

[azure totem]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-star-lord-legendary-outlaw-gif-23046291

[swift cedar]

Starman's walklord

[azure totem]

that killed me

[azure totem]

flirting with Eshe?

[swift cedar]

LOL

[hexed epoch]

everybody fishing the magic pond

[swift cedar]

What pond is that??

[hexed epoch]

the pond at kenli's houseon the left when you enter garden you only fish mottled koi, even without worms!!!

[azure totem]

So you are stealing Kenli's Koi

[hexed epoch]

yup et 0 remorse. wer fish in 1sec, get a 85 gold fish, and no worm needed even tho this fish is supposed to be glow fished, around 15k hours AT LEAST

[shut phoenix]

Kenli’s landscaper constantly restocking the pond, wondering what happened

[hexed epoch]

this is 20 min of farming

[tawny cedar]

I gotta get on that koi stealing plan

[hexed epoch]

go fast, lot have reported this "bug" so hurry befiore patch lol

[swift cedar]

Darn im at work too

[honest jungle]

Same qwq lets hope I can earn some moneh before it gets fixed

[azure totem]

i cant either but i have enough with my tomatos

[tawny cedar]

heh, palia discord from work crew! 😄 - myself included

[long breach]

cook them for a 30% bonus

[azure totem]

even if i could i dont have time to fish i need more tree seeds

[broken vine]

Walkstar's Lordman

[upper jasper]

the voices are winning

[thick sleet]

'

[neon marten]

me at 3am

[lavish bear]

nooo I've been at work since I found the video on this. pls still be there in 4 hours

[inland lake]

I present to you: The rarest item in the game!

[glad sinew]

This one is a pro in hide & seek

[valid coyote]

gimmie 🤤

[last summit]

sorry i got bored

[sacred spoke]

♪ Makin' my way downtown, walkin' fast, faces pass, and I'm homebound!~ ♫

[tight hull]

When your moms say you clean.

The broom:

[dry loom]

HUH???! I Caught a WHAT? xD This happened 2x in a row now. That's a Dace

[atomic lotus]

(Warning for language) Romancing Hassian without context:
||https://youtu.be/Sl4JbBK--Bo||

[azure totem]

who is hassian supposed to be
from what i know could be both

[swift cedar]

The biggest meme is Reth calling himself a "good Majiri boy"

[azure totem]

he only speaks the truth

[lapis trench]

This is a Palia channel and you're clearly playing Zelda Totk.

[grizzled osprey]

not even a week in open beta and we allready have gold sellers ...

[azure totem]

https://media.tenor.com/MFvlRyhalGQAAAAC/gandalf-things.gif

[fringe basalt]

teach me

[late charm]

not my skill

[knotty mica]

how does this even work when there’s no trade system

[azure totem]

a scam its a scam it doesnt need to work xD

[wraith garnet]

Nai'o no jutsu... shadow clones..

[civic niche]

Soon

[wraith garnet]

just noticed I can't put a gif here.... it was Liam Neeson "I will find you"

[azure totem]

just gotta run in circles between Tamala's house and the aqueduct

https://tenor.com/view/liam-neeson-i-will-find-you-taken-gif-5593626

[wraith garnet]

that one exactly

[outer axle]

my game be like... take someone elses home AND PUT THEM TOGETHER!

[finite steeple]

houseception 🤣

[wraith garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/xzibit-meme-gif-13033573

[azure totem]

hmmmmm pie

[unreal hazel]

lmao how, theres no trading in this game. How are you buying gold

[grizzled osprey]

i dont know. I just logged in and saw this message pop up xD

and i must say ... 10k for 2,69 USD... please.

[reef kestrel]

hmmmmmm

[woeful shadow]

unlucky @azure totem

[azure totem]

i don't know whats happening anymore

[vestal sable]

He has found his Oness

[ashen wharf]

The level-of-detail of the Celebration cake is a bit shy...

[azure totem]

its alive

[shrewd siren]

Wow, Najuma is such a good engineer that she has built a portal inside the door to her room! To a whole other place outside of Bahari Bay!

[azure totem]

Of course she is!

[shrewd siren]

[wraith garnet]

From what I see everywhere... Einar was right... everyone oneness is fishing ... specially on Kenli's property

[azure totem]

im too busy chopping trees. i need seeds for my forest
the money is temporal but nature is eternal

[woeful salmon]

That was me getting juniper seeds yesterday lol I want fall trees around my house, need them alllll maybe some pine too

[azure totem]

im going for oaks and birch

[wraith garnet]

meanwhile... I transformed my plot in barren lands... the trees on the border of the map are lucky I can't cut them

[azure totem]

almost finished

[wraith garnet]

Don't know what you're talking about

[winged forge]

Trying to get the Giant Goldfish, aye? 😂

[wintry magnet]

mans let all that koi free, that shit's gettin grilled

[wraith garnet]

grill fish looks very mushroomy

[azure totem]

Same happens with Fisherman's brew idk i think Einar i think he scammed me

[mental pebble]

It looks like it has been patched as of now

[earnest tundra]

still works for me

[mental pebble]

It tells me to fish a larger area

[young roost]

it is always been tricky to fish tho

[earnest tundra]

go to this rock and click without holding

[wraith garnet]

yeah, gotta find that sweet spot on the pond..

[azure totem]

Kenli crying for his Koi
Kenyatta laughing
Eshe calling for reinforcements while yelling at the robbers

[mental pebble]

Bless you

[wraith garnet]

if there was a way to have custom flairs... definetly would be part of the "great pond heist"

[hexed epoch]

nope

[fierce frigate]

nice sharing now it will be patched ^^

[hexed epoch]

hopefully it will

[azure totem]

why? is not like its going to break the economy XD

[hexed epoch]

it is, got 10k in around 20min, too easy acces for money even early player

[earnest tundra]

there's already videos on youtube, it's not like it's a secret anymore

[azure totem]

The only thing u can buy its from Npc's so there is no economy to break
Literally doesn't matter if someone have 1 million. what they are gonna do with all that money, build a mansion? buy thousands of seeds XD?

[hexed epoch]

i told a server and over 15 people where fishing with me xD

[wraith garnet]

that was my last sale of fishies... gonna miss it

[fierce frigate]

use it wise

[azure totem]

Buy 300 potatos

[wraith garnet]

gonna buy the furniture I can build myself

[fierce frigate]

buys lucky coin

[azure totem]

FIREWORKS

[wraith garnet]

nah... have to go for the large backpack... so when the next bug comes along I have the required space to truly reach my potential

[late charm]

bro got carried away touching grass

[azure totem]

cause everytime we touch, i get this feeling

[turbid sinew]

Maybe once Kenli's fixed his pond we can talk about the overwhelming amount of piranhas infesting the river going through the village

[hexed epoch]

Or the infestation of chappa he created...

[hollow thistle]

jkslvjsf. Chappa infestation.

[turbid sinew]

That's been discussed

[maiden charm]

It came to me in a vision

[upper crescent]

Can survive falling hundreds of meters. Dies when getting wet feet. These humans are strange.

[turbid sinew]

But like...if someone falls into that river on accident they're fish food

[young roost]

pretty much everyone before patch coming soon

[hexed epoch]

plot twist would be they don't care and have other priorities

[cosmic vale]

how is this a meme tho 👀

[hot arrow]

considering kenlis track record with chapaa it wouldnt surprise me if he introduced literal piranhas as well

[azure totem]

fun fact, "Piranhas, especially the red-bellied (Pygocentrus nattereri), have a reputation as ferocious predators"
Lovely cozy game

[azure totem]

humans come back from the void, no one tells them about the ferocious piranhas in the river. The human wants to take a bath in the river, human goes back to the void

[turbid sinew]

Maybe the piranhas are why our screen fades to black when we go into deep water

[stuck temple]

yeah but surely we could swim, right??

[azure totem]

a few seconds

[late charm]

The palia is the loop that people fall into when they die

[turbid sinew]

We're either constantly being given another chance at life by a very tired phoenix or there's always some heroic NPC that saves us and drags us back to a safe spot

[sacred spoke]

Zeki following the humans around to feed on the pirahna trying to feed on the humans

[wise ingot]

Those fish were invasive I swear!

[azure totem]

And there is always the smell of warm lettuce

[kind siren]

i mean, i'm carrying around eighty stones, makes sense you'd sink fdjaks

[late charm]

cozy piranhas

[azure totem]

ferocozyous

[wintry magnet]

especially the electric ones

[slow osprey]

Check in from work to see Palia-memes popping off. Must be a hot fix. Check server news... yep!

But now I also have fomo about kenli’s pond. We’ll see if it’s still acting up after servers come back tonight.

[wintry magnet]

if you're wondering why there are electric piranhas, they learned it from the electric eels

[wintry magnet]

idk why people are so hot on kenli's pond, you can do instant casting just about anywhere if you know how

[azure totem]

i think they are Energized not Electric
like they are faster not like they have electric powers XD

[knotty pumice]

Just a note for people who've noticed the "gold sellers" advertising in game... since there is no trading, the only way to achieve this is to give some rando your log in info, and they use your account to farm. This is obviously super sketch... pls don't do it...

[wintry magnet]

their skeleton is glowing

[peak lynx]

So when does the game fully release?

[azure totem]

next year?

[wintry magnet]

actually, i think all they do is download that one hack from that website that for some reason nobody is doing anything about even though i messaged the mods about it and then editing their money value

[turbid sinew]

It was the fact that the only fish you'd pull up was a mottled gobi, which sold for like 80-85 gold? So you could just sit there and fish and fill your inventory up with nothing but that

[short mesa]

Probably December? Since it will be released on Switch on Holidays this year

[wintry magnet]

are they doing it without glow worms? that's the important part

[turbid sinew]

Yup. It didn't even require worms at all

[wintry magnet]

yeah, mention that part first lol

even if you didn't sell them, you can grill all the gobis to get infinity glow worms easily anyway

[jovial canopy]

I felt like I was having a stroke with the Blue Marlin.

[wintry magnet]

trying to reel in the unicorn fish is definitely like trying to catch a living seizure

the ancient fish in comparison is sedate but weighs several tons and swings really hard side to side

[azure totem]

mine was the long nosed
the first time i had iron rod, they destroyed me in seconds
the second round i had palium rod with sashimi and fisherman's brew buffs, really easy this time XD

[wintry magnet]

i one shot the unicorn fish with just palium rod but i was down to 15-20% meter when i got it in

[sacred spoke]

I hooked 2 with sushi, trout dinner, AND the brew... and they still felt impossible. maybe just bad luck tho

[wintry magnet]

i'm still trying to get a starred ancient fish but i lost the one i hooked so i'm just biding my time for the next try

[cinder pond]

Created by goddommitdom rofl

[wintry magnet]

you will know what the ancient fish looks like when you see it because it is extremely large

[cinder pond]

One more, 'cuz they are amazing lol

[split pilot]

That's a "save to computer" one! XD

[magic knot]

25 min without Palia, I'm sad

[cyan burrow]

That is sooo cute

[thin berry]

me when palia servers are back onlineeee

[magic knot]

never

[cloud wave]

TIme to delve deeper in Palia and offer my life for one.

[wraith garnet]

Patch notes doesn't state they fixed the pond 🤫 ... but holy cow.. pets!

[magic knot]

https://tenor.com/view/calmdown-stop-chill-the-office-gif-5182135

[azure totem]

PETS

[cloud wave]

This is a meme itself RIP Jerry.

[wraith garnet]

hated to crash against that damn floating broom

[azure totem]

only saw once

[cloud wave]

I'm so blind against it, I kept bumping into it. I raged each time.

[cloud wave]

Well. WHo's ready to name this Roddy?\

[wraith garnet]

such a good patch honestly... finally able to rotate the housing plot... items attach to the first free slot... sell related items to respective people...

[azure totem]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[young roost]

are the kenli gobies gone guys?

[azure totem]

no pets for me yet

[cloud wave]

So slow. The wait

[wraith garnet]

I don't want to input money into the game, at least until its launched oficially

[wraith garnet]

/unstuck is now available... I smell the smelly smell of exploit to go fast to home

[latent stratus]

So much Pakchunk

[magic knot]

I need a horse or something, hate walking

[sacred spoke]

me thinking that was a feature and not a bug

[slow osprey]

Yeah, I thought that was intended, too! In that case, I’m way over storage limit.
Also, I somehow got access to a 3rd plot without buying it? Was there alternative unlock criteria?

[cloud wave]

The Void's true enemy.

[azure totem]

[wraith garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-and-dumber-lloyd-theres-a-chance-jim-carrey-gif-11098164

[cloud wave]

Aww. K's pond giving me Calico Fish

[azure totem]

Tish lvl 4 mission is not fixed

[wraith garnet]

my slow ass internet its still downloading...

[safe monolith]

NOOOOO

[azure totem]

No pets unless have money
No fix for tish

[slow osprey]

Rodney, is that you? 🎣

[stuck temple]

did they fixed the fishing thing?

[wraith garnet]

according to my inside sources (someone already login)... they did.. now you get normal pond rates...

[lavish bear]

yeah I just fished there and got 2 mudminnows and an orange bluegill

[cloud wave]

I fished up two calico catfish rip

[young roost]

mmm so..

[turbid sinew]

They should stock the pond with really pretty and colorful fish

[wraith garnet]

like gobi

[next agate]

Meanwhile in the Palia-chat

[twin orbit]

Proudhorned Sernuk was not addressed in the notes. Crying

[turbid sinew]

You know Eshe wouldn't allow mudminnows in their fancy pond

[wraith garnet]

sorry, but there is a bug with that?...

[twin orbit]

When it teleports into walls yes.

[hushed mason]

That was fixed I think

[twin orbit]

Read as a blanket statement of huntable creatures being rolled back

[azure totem]

my god

[late charm]

claylands

[next agate]

ppl?

[sacred spoke]

(referencing another meme, but I wanted to put a fennec pic comparison, no actual harm would be committed ever)

[onyx shadow]

mm yes what a comfortable bench
FOR MY FEET

[hollow phoenix]

palcat emojis when??

[azure totem]

Baldruu and Hodari when?

[buoyant stump]

where to put your chests

[azure totem]

here

[south void]

thx nice idea, don't show this letsgameitout xD

[dim night]

Tish y... you good?

[split pilot]

The palcats can also fly! (And all you have to do is drown!)

Also realized I may just be looking at a really big kitty...

[dim night]

me omw to jump into a lake to make my cat ascend

[azure totem]

i wanna see someone called "a very human name" or something like that

[short knot]

Can someone do the "I've had this cat for five minutes but if anything happened" meme and put the cat's face over the thing? I don't have the skills

[turbid sinew]

I saw someone named "Player Character" the other day

[azure totem]

@short knot

Now people know im poor because i don't have a cat

[velvet quarry]

Minor spoiler for the new shepp citizenship quest thingy:
||I think they gave Badruu as my Shepp some of the puns I posted here. Whether coincidence or not, I couldn't be happier 😂😂||

[azure totem]

i hope its not coincidence XD

[flat magnet]

man Tish sometimes really gives you the same stare those obsessive GF stare memes had

[short knot]

i love it tho

[south void]

is this good enough ?

[cloud wave]

Needs more.

[velvet quarry]

You mean this?

Comparison

[flat magnet]

YEP

[lunar lance]

thats a flash to the past that i couldve gone the rest of my life without

[azure totem]

she is kinda cute

[flat magnet]

Badruu has it for that one animation, but Tish uh
she sometimes opens her eyes waaay too much and it sometimes triggers my fight or flight reflex

[flat magnet]

oh don't get me wrong, Tish is friggin' adorable
but sometimes, man, she stares into my soul like Shang Tsung

[azure totem]

i have a problem with crazy people i mean i have a huge crush on Jinx from lol

if crazy why cute

[valid coyote]

Definitely enough Jenga for you

[azure totem]

Anyway, here is reth i will sleep now very sad because no pets no tish quest and still no rain

[velvet quarry]

Can't spell psychotic without hot

[clear cloud]

OMG don't do this to me, I'm highly considering getting the whole litter

[sacred spoke]

I could use the others, but I just want Fenna ❤️

(this is literally all I've been doing since the update 😂)

[velvet quarry]

"It's the CamEAra. Film costs $5.99 for 20 photos. $20 to get new cam after it breaks. Good for 35 pics, film can't be bought in groups that aren't multiples of 20"

[main jolt]

AAAAAAA I WANT THE CAT AND THE SOOTHSAYER OUTFIT SO BAD BUT EVERY TIME I TRY TO BUY COINS IT WONT LET ME

[dawn bloom]

Skill issue

[main jolt]

But seriously, why is there a lock on the pay button for me? I just want the cool outfit and a kitty

[outer axle]

im also having the same issue

[last terrace]

@short knot

[lunar lance]

man.

[outer axle]

wait waht?

[sterile flower]

My camera panned to someone's face like this

[frigid estuary]

Nah, my arrows whizzes by everyone. I'm used to FPS games, and everything moving is a threat.

[hollow widget]

naw, I was over a hill so they saw my antlers. looked around and realized I was the only one there and they were, in fact, hunting me 🤣

[frigid estuary]

To be fair, I would probably also let a few arrows fly if I just spotted antlers

[hollow widget]

I always look forward to the next Badruu pun lol

[velvet quarry]

I asked if he was the lorax and he said I was barking up the wrong tree.

[rancid sorrel]

When you hear that Jel has released a new style available for purchase:

[icy coral]

He is my mayor

[dim night]

giggles I'm in danger.

[earnest tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/chuckles-im-in-danger-ralph-wiggum-the-simpsons-gif-14149962

[paper stirrup]

such a great dev team , that still cant fix tish quest. great priorities

[knotty mica]

the ancient humans decided i don't belong in palia and should go back into the void

[runic kestrel]

Looking at the pet-situation, i consider this a meme now

[dim night]

If they add a free pet it'll circumvent any fomo

[wintry lake]

Skybox or Bust

[late charm]

GOAT

[slender tendon]

And I thought humans were weird.

[oblique lintel]

Cat: Git good

[inland rock]

When your Gillyfin decides it's a new species now - Invisible one!

[earnest tundra]

yeah here too

[rustic quarry]

Reading release notes. Please pin it. We all should remember Jerry

[rustic quarry]

but everything has a good ending...

[polar light]

okay. look. I needed to do this.

[hexed epoch]

I ashura you it's funny

[azure totem]

[short knot]

ummm is that a WANTED poster of Reth on the right? If so I need it

[polar light]

Im not sure tbh, I got this from the screenshots channel and added the text

[echo sable]

Ok ... Look, I know many places in the world have a housing crisis, but 3 houses and 1 tent on a plot is waaay overcrowded

[azure totem]

i doubt it since Eshe could see it and call the police

also that's my photo

[polar light]

thanks for the awesome screenshot!

[azure totem]

Black market is underground alright

[polar wigeon]

I'm gonna miss the pleathora of glitchy glider pics that used to be sent in here

[azure totem]

Me: i need 100k for the iron chest
also me: ooooh buys it 20k

[stuck temple]

It was a beautiful day in kilima today, I really got a nice view lol.

[muted helm]

At least you can see something :V

[rustic quarry]

It looks like you were this big xd

[stuck temple]

gotta love this game and its lovely bugs

[rustic quarry]

Auni: anybody said "bugs"?

[cyan glade]

nice spawn point i gotta admit xD (can't climb there)