#🎭│palia-memes
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no xD (i guess)
5*
not quite 5
About 4.5 since their post? But they tend to be slow posting those...
i was online while it went down but i cant remember what time it was
Chapaas and Hassian
I want to be able to make multiple characters because this
Just date them all on one character 
You can have two active romances at a time and switch between them.
Currently 9
Einar, Hassian, Jel, Nai'o, Reth
Jina, Kenyatta, Tamala, Tish
omg for real??? Polyamory confirmed?
yes
Kenyatta + Nai'o + You = Everybody wins
They sent the post like 4-6 minutes before the servers went down
honestly ... true
I ain't THAT extroverted, now 😆
If you look at your equipment, there's two slots for romance pins/badges. I never got that far in alpha though.
Now I just have to decide who my second will be: Hassian, Jel, or Tish
Free gliding'. lol
It occurs, dating both Reth and Tish might be... weird.
its a triangle by choice
Not as weird as being able to date a roboter, honestly.
I've decided... I'm ok with it
i still ahven't grabbed my blanket!
This would be called a "V Relationship" just sayin... 
You take that back and show robo-daddy the respect he AND his fish deserve!
No offense, i'm trying to date him too, he's the cutest of all :D
And hist tiny shiny pebbles
Barbenheimer ❤️
Off-topic but I appreciate your profile pic of Toothpaste the Fire Emblem
i love that, like humans, Einar loves tiny shiny pebbles
all blesses comes with a curse...
like crows
As in humans are tiny, shiny pebbles?
as in the love for tiny things is not soley a human trait
some are 
I mean einar was created by humans...
"You never could."
it's not like we'd be making them date each other, right? ....right??
going meta with the meme
Exactly!
Devils advocate ... She actually|| declared last year, (think thats what they call it) so wouldn't that be like graduating and entering adulthood? And kenyatta is how old? And she hasn't declared yet. || Auni ||hasn't declared yet, due to reasons|| you can become great friends with them both though.
I'm not sure we're ready for the chaos that's gonna be open beta on Thursday...
maybe we don't bring up this topic again? cause it's uncomfortable
It's 10pm, I have the lurgy, I have work in the morning, I know there's almost zero chance the servers will come up anytime soon... and yet, here I sit
I am definitely going for Nai'o
so true
Ngl, this channel has more community features than the game 
Tamala if I want to be more straight
In case anybody asks why they pushed the next invites back until tomorrow
i wish we can get our own taus :c
no fix, only play
Mike Hawk
Servers are down and I spent the evening like this:
someone in the office at S6 got to be looking at this channel right now laughing
or crying
i merely hope that i bring everybody(including the devs) joy and happiness in our mutual time of need
I sure hope so, I did my best making these memes
Doin the Lord's work out here.
sure you do and i love you for that
/complimentary
love him
okay, we all love Palia, but there's only one right answer here
Me: I'm having a bad pain day, time to just settle in and play Palia and do nothing
Devs: Lol. Lmao even.
https://tenor.com/view/mr-bean-waiting-still-waiting-gif-13052487
Me waiting for the Servers to come back online.
I think you're doing pretty well filling the time.
Big scary thunderstorm 😴
Tornado warning 😴
Heavy winds and rain 😴
Palia is down 👀😱🤯
Probably will cone back and when everyone logs in at same time it crashes
i love hevy winds and rain
someday i will hunt that tiny shiny fluffy magic chapaa
everybody waiting for the servers to come back:
i just want you all to know if i stop making memes I love you all dearly but its storming real hard so idk how long my power will be good
STAY SAFE
Dispel arrows ftw
dont have shrooms 
Deliver some palia magic and fix the issues
Isn`t it time for a new ping? huh?
why there are no badruu emojis
Man, I have been trapped in a cycle of "Need money to buy more soil->Need more soil to make more money->Need more money to buy more soil" for the past 2 days
mood. I saved up and bought the last 2 soil patches and placed them right before servers went down
Same! I finally bought my 9th plot but I am broke as hell now orz
and on top of it servers went down before I could plant anything! 😭
Be me: -farming obsessed-
Learn there are only 9 dirt plots per player
😭
So many people are used to "beta" meaning "finished game preview" these days and don't know what a real beta is anymore
(jk s6, thank you for working so hard)
I can finally remove that chest!
Speaking of "actually really a beta for real"- anyone know when Open Beta ends and we have a real release? or is that still TBD? I have folks who have heard me moaning about downtime who decided they're holding out for beta to end before they join now :/
YES PLEASE
Have heard thru grapevine that it's going to stay open after beta but don't know if it is true
Not sure, but that's a fair point. I don't play most Early Access games for similar reasons.
can we get some love for my 69th meme
i would like some badruu memes thank you very much
last one from me, gotta actually take care of myself xD
That's about 3 solid hours of posting memes for me, so I have to throw in the towel. Good luck everybody, keep holding onto whatever sanity you have left.
So what exactly was the progress issue?
I've already accepted the server will open again only tomorrow 
me for 3 days
he just like me fr fr
some wholesomeness for the s6 team
Anyone know where I can get a decent screenshot of Tamala? I have a lesbian I need to advertise the game to xD
The answer was C 😂
Palia status ping
Under maintanece
No but when Palia comes alive again i could try getting one
here you go
Me giving Einar shiny pebbles
muchas gracias my friend this is perfect
tamala-hot-mamma-jamma-dommy-mommy-witch-of-the-woods-yes-plz
More not maintenance related memes on their way
Definitely one of my favourites of his! 
nooooo LMFAO
hahahahahaha noooooo every meme is a master piece im crying
Im on my knees
LMAO THE TAMALA MEMES
Last meme, I shall go to bed now too
A ditty courtesy of ChatGPT, what I asked..."Make a short ditty about the game Palia servers being down"
In the land of Palia, adventure's grand,
Heroes gathered, a mighty band.
But alas! The servers fell silent and still,
No more quests to conquer, no monsters to thrill.
(Chorus)
Oh, the Palia servers are down,
No laughter, no cheers in the town.
We wait with bated breath, our hearts to mend,
For the game we love, may it rise again.
(Verse 2)
Through lush forests and sprawling plains,
We roamed freely, breaking chains.
But now we're stranded in limbo's embrace,
Longing to return, to that magical place.
(Chorus)
Oh, the Palia servers are down,
No laughter, no cheers in the town.
We wait with bated breath, our hearts to mend,
For the game we love, may it rise again.
(Bridge)
In the virtual world, friendships were born,
United as one, in the early morn.
We shared our tales, battled side by side,
Oh, how we miss those days, in worlds so wide.
(Chorus)
Oh, the Palia servers are down,
No laughter, no cheers in the town.
We wait with bated breath, our hearts to mend,
For the game we love, may it rise again.
(Outro)
Dear Palia, we'll hold onto hope,
With each passing day, we'll cope.
For when those servers finally reignite,
We'll soar once more, in the boundless light.
canon.
No thats so perfect, im crying
the creation of palia
Love how it's more chill here than #🍧│palia-chill 
Don't remember seeing that channel...
love you
Anyone else spin their camera around all sicknasty like when gathering just in case someone nearby wants some too?
yes i do but people chain run it so annoying
You can both get it though
i do and when are many together i left them with 1 hit and ask ppl to come and get them
Wow. A step or two above. Kudos.
I am very guilty of monkeying up cliffs.
all u see on reddit is people complaining about speed XD
love doing that heh
This one me fr maintenance keeps timing every time I am off from work 😂😭
its not even THAT slow xD also @empty grail that killed me
I made the deal
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fed%2F38%2F87%2Fed38879426e7c1610dbdd79607fa048b.gif
Me staying on the servers until the last possible second this morning before transitioning smoothly to grocery shopping
....only to return home and learn the servers were still down
Me af today 
just came back from making dinner hoping it'd be up but nope 🙃
and with this, its time to cook dinner. I love you all my friends, hopefully i'll see you in palia soon ❤️ my palia name is Rimollan Dewfall plz add me you're all great
it's 1 am, i should go to sleep and yet i'm here cackling at all the memes 
same same
B-But he likes when we TURNIP 
How I imagine the villagers interact with people who play PCs like me...
been ages
Pepperidge Farm remembers
I think they went home for the night
Surely not
Just Asherelle posting same updates all few hours? And no one ever knows? xD
Its only 4pm for them at the office
"this is tea, right? ....right?"
its.... lettuce soup
Technically...
Common Reth Dub
pebbles
One of my fav bugs
Palians space program
PUT ME IN COACH
`Please tell me you checked the top of the lighthouse after that xD
I did and took a picture
@frigid folio There's no chest up there just a big lightbulb.
Looks like an angry lightbulb
You can't get on top of the mountains that have no grass on them, you'll just slide right off.
imagine the level of the ocean if they build the light house there 
one more before I take my own advice 
I feel like this event has forced the fans to grow their meme-making skills like Forced Growth Rhubarb
hunt chapaas because xp
Palia 7 hours down already
Imagine being in a time zone where you go to bed after playing Palia, get a full 8 hours of sleep, and the servers come online right as you log in again like nothing’s happened
that imagination is too mighty
Maybe if we all think it, it’ll come true. Especially the full 8 hours of sleep part
again...
how i imagine myself when getting the exquisite pickaxe:
2 hit for large stone 
i think they could delay the close to 11th or something. for me i could play only the launcher today XD
IM IN
stop lying don't play with me right now
i'm loggin in to my character
👀
IM IN
you won't be able. server's under maintenace
Please dont play w our feelings xd can we play now? 😭😭😭
it's not a lie holy crap
better wait for sixters to anounce the rise of palia
Dinner with the family
Too busy to screenshot but yeah I'm in 100%
i think Auni does jokes too but with bugs

That's why he's the kid that's kind of smiling while Nai'o is just trying to disappear lol
Nai'o don't even understand the jokes xD
YES, YES, YES, THEY BACK
im lucky i didnt lost anything
“185 Palians ahead of you” 
LETS GOOOO
i got lucky i only have 29 palians ahead of me
You guys have palians ahead of you?
NANI
Hey, at least it helps them stress test the login server! More data is helpful!
Guess my homework got delayed again
I just got in a queue with 962 in front of me how are y'all so fast
Me watching youtube and eating dinner before trying to log on to give the servers at least one less person to processhttps://tenor.com/view/mawaru-penguins-watching-tv-hungry-starving-watching-movies-gif-17593164
This fortune teller who somehow knew it would be eight hours
its 3 am and i was getting sleepy now the servers are back??? 😭😭 end me
When you weren't able to start the building of your home because the servers were down 😦
you have my most sincere condolences
I have…A GIFT??? 
omg what is it
On behalf of the Palia community, I ask you to continue to use your powers for good
For players who experienced any of the following [...] Missing House!! [...] we are continuing to look. 🤣
We need a Palia version of this meme!
1 more day
I actually left to do some real stuff, but I made this preemptively and it's going here still:
Reth. NO. Et tu mi Brute 
Not flexing but thats the reality for me. Server shut down around 12am and now its live.
But won't able to play due to busy schedule. We won, but at what cost?
welp got marooned on a log today with home tp on CD, guess we're stocking up on gillyfins until it comes back up 
Best I can do
That's great! I appreciate you! 
guess I shouldn't ask whats needed for onion soup? 😂
Beta access is linked directly to the account, sorry!
OBT will be opening soon, and trust us when we say there are unsolved issues and bugs you wouldnt enjoy anyway.
Opposite for me, woke up in the middle of server down and it came up 40 minutes before I had to leave for work :^)
THERE HAS BEEN A MAJOR MISTAKE IN THE MAYOR'S MANSION
IT'S STILL HERE
I left him in there. I think Kenli should have an experience with an invasive creature
He’s the mayor now
I'd vote for him
First bill is banning hunting 
a talking dog!
KEVIN
damn this game's really rubbing in that I'm a homewrecker huh
You think he is a Good lover ?
I love himbos so he's up my alley ig
i know this is not a meme but i dont know where to post it ahahha what happened here xD
Looks like a graphical bug.
Yes.
"This tree. This tree right here. I like this tree. This is my tree. This tree is taken. Find your own tree"
Call me the Choppa of the Chapaa!!!
Honestly I wonder how the game would handle it if you dated both of them, should be a throuple option honestly
that is... beautiful 🥹
It's actually my 3rd haul so far, I am focused on farming the Samara seeds, goal is 50 & I need one more! 😄
Update: Goal met!
Omg, where have you been farming it at? I've had such bad luck with the seeds, is it the final axe upgrade for now that works best?
[K/Z]enyatta isn't real and can't hurt you
This is my farming area, I have an Iron Axe & am focused on the big trees.
In that entire farm I came across 3 flow trees.
Ty!!
Of course! Happy farming! 🙂
AHAHAHAHAHAH Exactly
Yo, how did you make Tea without a kettle?
@austere sigil
I grant to you all my secret fishing technique.
someBODY
Go back to FPS games, jett. You don't need to revive anyone here.
caught a glider in the wild
Reposting from yesterdays downtime spam but relevant being stuck at work how’s my favorite meme channel?
Gonna report you to your boss
Good 🤣 I’m underpaid and overworked anyway
Eyy, "at work" gang represent!
Working on this Pallium ore!
Related to your pun, chapaa fur always makes me go "Chopper Four!"
What a kind tree, thank you
whenever I read "Chapaa" I think of the Chappa'ai from Stargate xD https://www.gateworld.net/wiki/Chappa'ai
i have 4 flow trees and nobody in my server have iron axe im 
knife skills 100
Man, i even took my laptop to work and beem playing Palia half day xd
take a closer look when stirring food too, character puts their hand on the hot stove xD
cooking 101: become one with the knife
I already love this game
HE ASKED NO PICKLES!
The Dessert Cook Book or The Fancy Cooking Book? 🤔 Final Jepordy theme plays
That's not a bug, that's a whole ass feature xD
I know they work on the problem but i feal like its prison... lol (miss my farm and fun in the game) 🙂
This, in that one meme format.
relatable
the vitamin is a liar
Seems legit i guess
is that ur focus gauge
Nah, its storage xD
i thought u increas in steps of 400 per chest ... or is this with upgraded ones?
i was upgrading to copper chests, game allows you to pick up all chests without emptying them
aaah so u go from basic wooden to copper to iron? ... how much does each step increase the capacity
25.000 for copper (800 storage), then 100.000 for iron (1200 storage) - A tiny bit pricey 👀
Copper is 825, cant remember iron, for recipes is 25 k gold copper 100 k iron
oooh ok that def is pricey
Yep, they definitely don't want us to stack up tons of resources 
If that can helps, craft items but keep them in their dedicated machines (EG: Keep the planks inside your sawmill)
That way you get more room for items inside your chests 
... u gave me SUCH a shock ... i thought its an update on the invite mails :<
i kinda thought as much would be a possible way
dude got nervous around kenyatta lmao https://www.tiktok.com/@greenreptileinwater/video/7263501436749729030?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7263203710511547909
Still waiting... for dev to free me. Never lose hope
Was u able to play before or this is from start?
yes, i played before.
Jeez imagine farming and then boom u are here
hope u get out of that place
Kind reminder that this channel is meant for palia-inspired memes. 
The farmer descends with a jolly greeting asking what you did wrong to end up here, he smiles, pats your shoulder, "This way, friend." :)
gasp
this made me LOL in the middle of work... ohmy
Tough game, but very smooth and responsive controls! 
Haha that’s what I though when I read about how the R-A-F works
It's the strategy for people those of us with no cool friends who wanna play this great game! 😢
Just build like 6 reg storage to increase capacity. Way cheaper.
look what i found
Slight character lore spoiler involving Tamala:
Me if Hodari becomes romanceable
same 
Poor Najuma :(
Why would you do that to her she's just doing her best 😿
Sorry I hate kids and her Dad is HOT
Can only have a max of 8 storage chests
locked chest is cheaper and has a seperate storage capacity 😜 just put gifts and already crafted junk there since you won't use them for crafting anyway.
yeah, wish the game told me that BEFORE I built chests 7-10 at the same time 😂
Me, hopping on during my lunch break to get all my crops and seed extractors topped up before the maintenance kicks in: https://tenor.com/view/uncut-gems-adam-sandler-this-is-how-i-win-smile-gif-16038071
Yea but when we already have 8 chests we can't do anything else but buy bigger ones
They don't want us to stack up items
Not so bad, but I have an extra one now
By the way does creating a new plot allows you to add 8 chests on that specific plot ? It seems a better option to buy it then (when you already have the copper chests), compared to the iron ones 🤔
Doubt it, it'll likely use the same storage (Though you can check, you have a free plot as it is)
You have a free new slot yes, but not a new plot 🤷♂️ As you said it'll probably use the same storage but it's worth the try -- Unless a plot is also a slot which doesnt make any sense at all
I’m reusing memes I made yesterday but if they’re relevant they’re relevant
welcome back
Finally home from work and it is maintenance like yesterday!! I can no more 😦
only 1 hour this time its a hotfix dont worry
Isn't it two hours?
Yes I see, now Iam waiting for the Ping 😄
Was 1 hour, has been updated to 2
oh now its 2 hours XD
It is indeed 2 🥲
🧐 nooooooo
ill take that
is there a meme for when the maintenance time changes
Ok but like actually it'd be kinda interesting if marriage requires boosting friendship with his kid or each candidate basically involves one secondary friendship each. I think a story of seasons game did that
made ur pic a meme
i will live forever now, thank you...
XD
Chappa fur, chopper four, there is a future tongue twister in the making right there.
Bringing this back from last night (I'm at work right now, so I am chillin')
Me chilling in the fisherman lagoon just looking at the sky and the tree while telling the server if there are copper or clay nearby 

If they go "down" further... we need to start digging holes.
All of #💬│palia-discussions 👀
The only way to stop the invasion of chapaas
are there different servers or are a bazillion people all going to be on one server?
There's different ones. We have the option to invite friends to the server we on.
Servers working fine... aaaand it's gone.
insert oof sound
I'm laughing at this vid way too hard... and it gets funnier everytime I rewatch it
My friend says she is still in the game o.O
me too
I know you like those NPC's but they are our friends too, silly 
Hoping they will modify this in the future 🥲
omg love it
its like channels in other games
just one server practically, but you can only see a few at once on the "channel" you are currently on
I'd like to sell furniture I have multiple of or just don't want
at least they dont take up storage space 👀
i wonder what the hotfix is, they say we'll like it
More chapaas
I'd like them to not appear in my storage. The fact that half of the stuff I'm interested in looking at is infront of the furniture stuff then the rest is after the furniture..... it's a pain especially as I make EVERY FURNITURE ITEM IN THE GAME to get the achievements
that's why I put all of the stuff in the lockboxes xD
i feel that a lot and i started to only look in my storage using the categories
I thought that too, but noticed I couldn't see a catagory for quite a few things.
it's giving adam22 (if you know, you know)
omg yes. the tears the tears are real
I do need more puns and relationships tho...~~ especially Tau~~
i would love to see how every npc does puns with their jobs because of Badruu xD Like Reth
There's a machine which enables to change the furniture, I haven't tried it jet, but I hope it can transform the cabin log set into the others 🤞
cant wait for the server instability on the 10th
Well I haven't seen this one yet.... 😛
spongebob voice 12 hours later...
the sernuk winks
I said we needed a Trade channel here yesterday, where would we ask for that, would we really need to ask for that in the ?Ask the team"? section here in discord?
am i the only one to think that baby seruk would be so cool ?
I was thinking that this morning when I put a comfy bench outside next to my campfire but I couldn't sit in it... sad face
Wait can you actually befriend them (ie stand near without them running) or is this photoshop magic?
neither, that one was glitched in place and I just stood still until it calmed down
I would like to change the cabin fence set to wrought iron fencing
I see it working only if you have carrots on hand, tho 😂
BEHOLD the Sernuk whisperer!
that would be amazing
incredible
I mean, Tish is like a violet Célia from Harvest Moon: everyone's waifu
me too uwu
ill take that
I want one >:0
"say HAAAAY!" God... I think the Badruu in me is coming out
like in ALIEN?
Where is this?? 😭😭😭
yeah, a giant onion coming out, it will sprout into a real life Badruu in a few weeks (if I water it everyday) 😂
Y’all….
It’s not even been 25 hours for me….
you better read em all
Bro! xD This made my Day 😂
Oh, I WILL.

I think this also fits
oof
old enough to be a great tinkerer
Jina actually answered that question, sort of, today for me. She declared her path awhile back, so she would be considered "of age"
Love that robot. Light of my feckin’ life
Servers are back quick, play before the next downtime!
okay? in Catholicism girls "come of age" at 15. but that's still underage
the way i almost threw my poor pup off my lap
https://tenor.com/view/youre-killing-me-smalls-look-eyeglasses-gif-16839551 waiting for hotfix details..
you can fluff that pup in the next maintenance phase (~in 1 hour
)
NOT ANY MORE HAHAHA
one minute later already in 
great
Love the sticker :D
(Alpha testers) Oh, sweet summer child
selfmade. For the great community we become in this situation. Limbo bros for few days xd You can use it, shere it if you want.
Love you, man. We have the same ideas.
Okay so it’s a spoiler
||@hairpin||
When you keep finding treasure boxes, but can't sell them...

Same!!!
On a completely separate note, there’s a vertical build limit on the housing plots that I think I should mention….
Keep the numbers up, chat.
Is there a specific height? :o
Uh…something around 5 fish + 5 insects tall.
I’ll measure in a sec.
It’s just those scenes in movies where the dog/animal jumps up on the table and runs down the whole length, disrupting and spilling all the food.
That would be cool! You could do a Similar thing with Reth and Tish
We need a separate chat for these. I love finding them.
Honestly yea. Reth and tish , Jena and her robot, no'aio (whatever the spelling is) and his bro or family. Would be a unique thing
We need to start the GPS (Glider Preservation Society)
one time i saw three in a row... like a ll lined up
I saw someone dragging one around like it was some kind of...pet shudder
Listen, I have no art skills, but someone needs to make zeki smackin around that tassel outside his shop

bbg has SEEN some things
i can fix her
That's just what happens when you have Reth as a sibling
When Reth's boyfriend starts flirting with *you * too
The new true invasive species
The art of drowned fishing I presume?
All of them should have a reaction from me now. I have suffered enough.
lol reminds me of the anime where thhe school principal fights a deer in the courtyard lol
lmao this is exactly what i think about whenever i see her name
and then his hair falls off like a terracotta shell
Oh wait then what about apple trees?
LOL
Larger farmables require their length in the same bonuses to receive said bonus (Blueberries require 2 water retention crops adjacent to it to gain the bonus, Apple trees need 3)
Has Ashura started working on that dad bod, or has he partaken in one too many of the inn's beverages?
yes
The true PVP is the players running past you to take another node instead of helping on the one they ran past (Personally, I think the message that full resources are given to all participants should be clearer instead of just a loading screen tip)
You presume right. Drowned fishing is my Oneness. Just hope the Order will aprove this.
Nice, but the font killed my eyes, almost the same way as catching a radiant sunfish
Yeh try next time with comic sans 
Water from my tiny pond, which I stand in with my feet and dip my In-Betweenus, only the best for my Leaf Babies
I found the treasure chest hidden behind the waterfall in the Baha blast region, absolute A+
I am exclusively referring to it as the baja blast region from now on, ty ty
finally unlocked magic farm
I hope you gonna have a blast with it 
Me: there are no more memes I wonder if the servers-
What in the Minecraft is this?! 😂
my evergrowing treasurehoard, gets a little bigger everyday
exactly
But it's honestly genius to use the tent as a makeshift garage
Tau walking around the village alone... he must have eaten Hassian and finally freed himself of his negativity. Also I fear the day will come, when Eshe slaps me with her walking stick, cause of talking to her too much.
I'll just snap that witch like a twig and bury her with my mighty hoe... It reminds me of some old relatives I got and it's not pleasant
Ah sorry, I wrote "fear" but I actually meant "looking forward to" 
I’d love to hear Eshe’s backstory and why she is the way she is. Unfortunately, that would mean getting to know her….
Having a clown as a husband and daugther that never listens does that to a mother I guess
She's rich, with a rich husband... The epitome of "old money" (quite literally)
Also, I don't know about y'all, but since knowing that Kenyatta and the blonde cowboy (don't remember the name) are "dating", I'm shipping them, until she'll toss him aside
thats why we have a glider
She has to have a reason to be unhappy tho.
Maybe she failed at getting a higher position and feels inadequate and therefore takes that out on the people around her? Or she was forced to marry against her better judgement/will and she has regrets about what her life could have been if she had chosen to just go with her heart but she covers that up with bitterness towards others, especially her family?
that or she simply hates us (humans) 
I know she has lore I can fEEL IT
XD
Where the memes T^T
Wait for the next downtime
Any of you ever watched Nai'o walk. He looks like he's constantly trying to get his chaps unstuck
I feel like all the NPC's have an interesting way of walking... Tish walking like a model on a catwalk
Palia by Singularity 6 is a new favorite comfort game of mine with mechanics from Stardew Valley and Animal Crossing + hunting. Asian aesthetic really makes me happy. ^w^
I was an alpha tester, and now the game is in closed beta. Also, memes on the Discord server are great. :3
I make this for you
You know what you need to do then?
Hunt the one, that scared the Sernuk?
They're coming for him
Run Jel! Run!
Is that "robot lover," or "robot, lover"
I like how Chayne is just Chayne
Both
Zeki is like he is living the best moment of his live
So I'm deadset on making Tamala my Shepp. But she's so out of the way that I barely had any relationship with her.
I decided the best way to fix this is to just stand in her living room and bombard her with chitchat every Palian day until she eventually caves. I've been at this almost all day.
(pls excuse the poor quality meme, I just stuck it in Paint and slapped some text on it)
Gotta make Eshe my Shepp. A subtle irony
I really hope in future updates they make Sifuu romanceable. #MuscleMommyPlease
is he ok?
He collapsed because of that bod, obvs
What if he is actually trying to hold of the planet from floating into a maintenance vortex? 
Then he's not been doing a great job
Why? there aint no maintenance atm... he just needs to do it for the rest of his life 
I mean, Ashura isn’t exactly young…it could be Any Day Now that he could…you Know…
What does Shepp mean
Kinda like a mentor, in a way? You have a quest later where you have to pick a villager to be your Shepp...but I think you need at least friendship lvl 3 with them?
Or 4, I'm not sure. I haven't gotten Tamala to lvl 3 yet to check. It's probably better to decide ahead of time so you're already gaining friendship lvls with the NPC you want. I'm wishing I did that 😭
it's level 4
Oh dang alrighty. I'm gonna be standing in Tamala's living room for a long time 😭
:o
I've been thinking of it like being adopted... I want Badruu to be my Palia dad <.<;;...
when you get rejected when you ask a villager you want to be your Shepp
just asked Hodari to me mine and he just flat out rejected me... I'm in spain without the s
First login since today's hotfix. I could only laugh. XD
😮 my first epic forage!
“…Shepps are guides and mentors that help new villagers understand the customs and traditions of the new village they wish to become a part of. Once the Shepp feels a new villager is ready to officially become a part of the community, they will speak for them at their Acceptance Ceremony.”
They’re teaching you how to adult in the village like they do.
Good Shepps give head pats or sweets.

I will have swole arms soon!
@hodari
Mfw one more flow wood needed
I have mastered farm puns for Badruu but he doesn't carrot all.
I have been sweet as honey but it isn't meant to bee
I bring kindness and shovels, both in spades!
Water we wasting our time for? Can it ever work?
Maybe I should make like a tree and leaf.
I tried so hard to berry my feelings that I'm bushed.
It was an eggcellent idea at first but I'm just too chicken.
I really thought we could cultivate a special relationship but he doesn't give a crop about how I field!
I suppose I have mushroom for improvement if I want to grow with such a fungi
Well, we'll seed what's in store for the future. Only thyme will till.
^^ this is why dad doesnt love you
I tried syncing my world with my friend's...i managed to sync her house into my plot
I just realized that this is Kilima's Lake 
This is so out of place that it's o-FENCE-ive! 
PvE confirmed!
a badge for everyone who's been playing before this patch 🫡
pretty unusual way to enter the house 
love it
Space troubles?
Badruu and Delaila make such a cute couple, like 2 peas in a pod! Speaking of, I heard the red hot chili peppers played their wedding, not a dry eye in the house. They did it for next to muffin' too, it was really s-wheat of them!
Sorry. I can't kelp it.
Every once in a while a new idea for a pun sprouts.
I know they're cheesy and I've been milking it too much. I knead more hobbies
I like to hunt too. I've beanstalk-ing a dough for a while.
She's only interested in a very specific kind of PVP https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/735732551234355262/1138662201033502761/image.png
And Badruu actually talks about how Ashura is great with the sword and she is good at fighting unarmed. So much room for violence in Palia :p
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I think she just means, that if she hits her thumb with a hammer, the hammer breaks
I keep wanting to make some kind of pun or joke out of "Chapaa Trap House" (like the podcast), but I'm coming up empty, so I'm just kinda ... putting that one out into the world
Or that she doesn't need the hammer, she just pushes the metal into place with her bare hands
She needs to do that. At some point no hammers are left.
guys reddit is straight bomb shelling this game before open beta this is ridiculous
Who cares, it's Reddit
makes me ill to see people get mad on a game where the devs( that are acutally trying ) get roasted on for basic things and mean it.
this dev team is the best ive seen in a long time and they actually seem honest, trying to give them all the support I can.
toxic people are everywhere, just block them and enjoy life
blocks reddit XD
Usually the best thing to do
they just treating this game like its a AAA title but its not its a game that is trully revolutionizing the cozy life style play and making it mmo slightly and its awesome
im old im just rambling and venting sorry my dudes
proudhorn hunting goes wrong lol
accidently telports in rock XD
sometimes he's upside down lol
He's trying his best 
Yoooo he still in there? I saw him there ages ago.
Proudhorn did a roadrunner on ya
Dont need because can abuse it.
hey has anyone killed the magic chappa yet once u hit it u cant hit it again cause its body turns into like a mist form
you said... magic?
antimagic arrows!!
yea its a white chappa with blue markings and i hit it once yesterday and i tryed to hit it again and it made like a mist sound and i noticed my arrow went through his body even though i hit
its magic is that it creates fake versions after 1 hit -> you need to hit the correct one again
3 fake versions plus the original i believe
and he is faster than the proudhorn and he didnt make multiple versions
You can use a slowdown arrow when you hit it the first time, too. The real chapaa will have mist around it and be slower than its fakes
Never saw it. But I bet that if inquisition found it first, we would have had a fantastic grilled steak!
so has anyone actually got it yet?
I have his head mounted right beside the Proudhorn in my house lol
chappa vermin
theres a helpful video tutorial someone made and posted one of the channels here. Made my first kill a breeze.
i dont have an addiction i swear
your fishing rod durability is lost though
true but if ur looking for specifics it helps, also helps if u have limited worms
I think the library might be a bit haunted....
That's what happens when u don't listen to Caleri
god yes i found the little snail
Just came In someone randoms house and saw this. I dont know what to think xD
wow
Anyone want to 'ear a corny story that'll make you say "Aw, shucks"?
Einar had always been told there were plenty of fish in the sea, but he knew he had something reel when the baker said she only had pies for him. Their taste in pastries were the same, but when it came to music they couldn't agree in the yeast. Einar was into heavy metal and the baker preferred a sweeter jam!
why would you need a glider?
Because you're not flying, you're falling with style
like the squirrels
burning so much gasoline to not use its energy... I don't know if it's good for the environment 🙂
maybe it uses flow that only us humans are currently allowed to use 😄 (thank you skagi)
flow stone Zeki said
If S6 needs a new pun writer they know where to find me. I loaf a gouda food pun, but they're butter in pears!
i think my fishing buddy dont like having wet jacket
Hodari metaverse ?
60% palians dream?
Omg jdbwhd
Can someone help me with my preserve barrels? I'm really in a pickle, I think they're jammed! It's a sticky situation. It probably happened because I left the lid ajar
Badruu, is this your alt?
ngl the second he gave me lettuce soup was the moment i decided he was the one im romancing first
here you go
hehe
Yes please
death is coming for me 💀
I had that glitch yesterday with Eshe...the fear I felt 😭
Seeing the floodgates opening
https://tenor.com/view/brace-impact-braceforimpact-gif-22529908

palia and the revenge of the treasure chests, the sequel
A parkour course? What a treasure
lmao i moved one and they did that, so i guess theyre bugged again idk LOL
https://tenor.com/view/beyonce-beyoncelemonade-flood-when-i-walk-in-the-bar-gif-5381809 New Palians coming in like
We'll have to see how the servers handle it first https://tenor.com/view/wrecking-ball-lazy-cat-destroy-apache-trendizisst-gif-15493558
has anyone found dari cloves?
bahari if my memory works fine, are pretty rare
ive searched everywhere in bahari even divided the map into lanes to run down, and nothing
Currently submitted locations on Paliamaps
Dari cloves have Epic rarity so yeah
yea that map is beyond not correct even for other things

The map is where things can spawn, not where they will spawn
what i needed XD
happy to provide some laughs
Just building up some backwards speed to go to a parallel universe, don't worry.
i just havent pinned how the spices spawn and the requirements that are needed yet. Need it for the sushi
things spawns people gather them
Likely depending on the rarity there is a limited number that can be spawned at once
but spices spawn for everyone not like ore where if someone harvests it, it's gone.
yeah but spices can despawn too
And once they're gathered they only leave a "shadow" for a short time before fully despawning
hmmmmm time based maybe?
yea but only for the player that harvests them ive tested with a friend on brair daisys as well and a few others they wont despawn for him, its got to be the only spice that works like ore then.
I don't know if it's the stuff despawning as much as it is a change to a different server. Those 'despawns' lined up with a but making my party get disbanded
just run in circles until you get what you looked for
doing that for 4 hours
Interior decorating is my passion
It might be your passion, but is it your oneness?
man thats my room outside XD
You can either do this or put it in your chest wasting valuable inventory room
well its a very rare one so takes time
i may be a guy but ima woman when it comes to decorating XD and styling.
Let me get to 10 crafting and I'll make it right, I promise
havent done mine fully cause i havnt gotten the exact pieces I want, I'm a perfectionist at these kinds of games that let me decorate like this.
Looking at my bluefin vs yellowfin tuna
Psst... furniture doesn't use any chest space
And chest space is pretty cheap, yes? A bit of stone and wood to add 400. Unless there's a cap of number of chests you can have?
There is 😛
There do be a cap of 5 I think?
Oh shooooot good to know 
8
3,200 items
Hmm what should i choose?... Poop? Or wet Poop? xD
Its good since it also stops hoarders.
Wet poop, weed is easy to remove, hydrating is not. No time for water breaks. We yearn for the mines
Well now I don't want to sell or buy anything 🤣
Only humans will get this.
so i just found out something i thought was happening but had to make absolutly sure. if u see a normal rock mine it please sometimes the spawns for ores and spices replace eachother if u mine a copper node it can come back as a regular rock same with spices but not all the spawns are like this only some.
Remind you of someone? 🤣🤣
They turnip for what?
thats why some people say
"Mine the stone spawn the ore"
yea been playing sense day two of closed beta never thought to check it even though i was thinking it was happening
Rock and Stone? 
Rock and Stone, brother!
Yes.
This guy:
Doesnt it say that furni doesnt take up inventory space? o.O
It doesnt take any space. Furniture making is a void to dispose extra resources
just wish we could vend the pieces we dont want xD
Is it because we took his job by making too many dad jokes?
I want plumehounds
Library superiority
The image is horribly cut but still:
When there's a big shiny pebble you can't seem to be able to pick up
its cause u can only have one of that color at a time
Oooh, better start gifting pebbles to Einar, then 😂
She went AFK... now I build a prison for her >:)
You "the simsed" her 😂
Build her in the pool, remove the ladder! 🤣
spleens yerns for death
i am asserting dominance
u got the T-Vibes
Y’all beta testers have no idea.
When I used to hunt in alpha I- abducted by the NDA aliens
suddenly T-posed and a strange light dematerialised you
Najuma: “the antlers everywhere look isn’t-“
Jaaaalaxis
Floating fisherman in the sky! @true vapor
reaching lvl 50
better fishing rates by fishing in the sky 😉
Right
yES
I know we are chill and all but I've been spending days just clearing out rock spawns cause new players cheery pick.
its real 4 fairy carps in 4-6 minutes 😼
Dang
One is too guilty to look at the camera. That’s the difference.