Don't know if it's still Friday in Japan and New Zealand
#💬│off-topic-chat
little shore
cobalt roost
it's 2 am Friday Tokyo time
little shore
That answers that then lol
Wait, what
Why is it Friday in Japan?
Shouldn't it be Saturday?
Because it's Friday where I am in the US
cobalt roost
oh, right
wary dune
It's Saturday .. technically ... 02:30
Saturday, 11 December 2021 (GMT+9)
Time in Tokyo, Japan
cobalt roost
thought it was Thursday today
wary dune
Yeah the days can merge together
cobalt roost
I have Saturday classes, so my concept of the end of the week is slightly off 😄
little shore
Ah lol
I get that
The only things stabilizing my sense of the week are church on Sundays and DnD on Saturdays
wary dune
Since I stopped working I had to rig up a calendar system on a kitchen planner so we can keep track of the days .. everything was either a work day or weekend when I was working .. now its .. er .. what day is it ? 
median brook
I feel that, soon as you're free from work, you start living day by day
I mean day to day as well cause bills, but who cares about that
I wouldn't know what day it is if Jules didn't work xD
whole crypt
Since I stopped working I had to rig up a calendar system on a kitchen planner s...
It's Friday, but it's also 2021, so that's like, a whole week in a day. We need a new system.
gaunt belfry
Everyday should be coffee day 
abstract oyster
Anybody else see the 'Nightingale' game announcement cinematic?
Survival, Victorian by gaslight meets Arkham horror with a little steampunk it seems.
I'm a sucker for this type of game, still dabble in 'Conan Exiles' when the mood strikes.
cobalt roost
Anybody else see the 'Nightingale' game announcement cinematic?
Survival, Victo...
So that's what that game was!
cyan acorn
I thought you were going to say allergic to cheese not mold, never heard of that. I'm allergic to casein so I can't enjoy dairy. Sorry to hear you go through that.
little shore
I thought you were going to say allergic to cheese not mold, never heard of that...
Fortunately I live in the US, not Europe, so the only cheeses I really have to worry about are Brie and bleu
onyx quarry
Oh I have OAS, for bananas. But when I lived overseas in a place where the cross protein source wasn't an issue (ragweed), I could eat bananas without issue
Now that I'm back in the states, no bananas for me 
little shore
Lovely flork of crows santa pfp btw
onyx quarry
Thank you! Santagar (normally named Sarigar) made it for me!
I've got even more lol
DadJoke made the one in the middle
It all started with me adopting a single Flork pfp and then it has spiraled lol
scarlet token
I've got you beat, I slept for 24 hours the other day. Wasn't feeling well.
onyx quarry
<:spaulding:761073225735077900>
I tried to tag you earlier, but mobile was being dumb. Glad you saw the credit paid to you without a proper summons, Old One of Legends
blazing umbra
I tried to tag you earlier, but mobile was being dumb. Glad you saw the credit p...
Ohhh, you know, I keep an eye on things... 👁️
onyx quarry
tulip spindle
i guess all European are asleep right? haha
wise flame
Nope, not all of us 
stable plover
median brook
i guess all European are asleep right? haha
Asleep?! Europeans don't sleep!
stable plover
they hibernate?
woven roost
Asleep?! Europeans don't sleep!
Aye!
median brook
I think we just pass out
tulip spindle
Asleep?! Europeans don't sleep!
hahaha where are you from?
median brook
Sweden
tulip spindle
Nice
median brook
https://tenor.com/view/emperors-new-groove-tasty-cartoon-funny-drop-dead-gif-235...
Yeah that's us Europeans alright
Go until we drop
tulip spindle
im not actually european but im close hehe 😅
stable plover
woven roost
https://tenor.com/view/emperors-new-groove-tasty-cartoon-funny-drop-dead-gif-235...
I don't need sleep I need Palia theory craft 
stable plover
I protect the lore cave!
wary dune
Go until we drop
yep I can agree there
stable plover
wise flame
Well, time to pass out for me if I still want to get 7 hours of sleep 
Have fun fellow Palians and cya!
wary dune
Yeah we have people around the world .. I think we have a few in each of the populated timezones now
tulip spindle
there are some Israelis here?
wary dune
hmm there might be .. let me see if I am remembering right ..
yep .. there are 8 intro posts of people from Israel including yours
wary dune
although I don't recall seeing them chat here so they may be amongst the silent majority 🙂
tulip spindle
i can understand that
wary dune
you can search the server .. I did a search for israel in: introductions
tulip spindle
you can search the server .. I did a search for israel in: introductions
sounds just right
wary dune
There could be more that didn't introduce themselves so you never know.
wary dune
no probs 🙂
dire wasp
hey all, just got a message from a community member. apparently there is a new sort of phishing going around:
it contacts you from a friended account, asks for a favor: give me feedback on this game i made for a programming class
The executable bypasses viral and malware scans, and when you run it it grabs your account and bypasses 2fa
be careful! rly think about any links you might be clicking. don't download shit! they almost lost their entire server.
onyx quarry
Oh no gabby! Could you let the mods know if you haven't already?
They may want to address that member's account...
So as to prevent other folx from receiving the same message
marsh cypress
People ask me "Do you like the color purple?"
The normal response would be yes or no
my response is "The book or the movie?"
frozen vault
and my question is: there is book n movie about purple?!
frozen vault
......... whats the theme of the movie?
marsh cypress
its about living with abuse and stuff, i forgot the exact details cuz its pretty old but yea
i just find it funny answering that when people ask xD
frozen vault
its troll lmao
marsh cypress
sometimes i wonder why i am allowed on this server with some of the things i say lmfao
i have to put such a huge filter in the first place its difficult to cope
frozen vault
bro be urself. if u care bout what other ppl say about u, its not gonna be a fun life trust me
from experience
marsh cypress
nah its just this server
frozen vault
what bout it
marsh cypress
i already got called out for making harmless jokes, not gonna push that envelope
marsh cypress
i dont think so but again im not gonna push it
frozen vault
fair
hallow kite
She's my berry pie
viral pulsar
hallow kite
Btw I may be a little off the grid -- an amazing modders team released a mod for my childhood game that has 60+ hours of gameplay, fully dubbed dialogues, new lore etc
I gotta 100% this sheit
waxen temple
aaa I discovered this game too lateee
meager hinge
I gotta 100% this sheit
Go do the thing!!! ^^
hallow kite
Go do the thing!!! ^^
I am, it's honestly so amazing I can't believe it's free
meager hinge
What game is it?
wary dune
aaa I discovered this game too lateee
discovered Palia too late ? Nah, we're still early in its development cycle so you have plenty of time to go all hardcore excited at the prospect of playing it when it is is available
woven roost
I gotta 100% this sheit
You Play Gothic 2 Chronicles of Myrtana?
hallow kite
You Play Gothic 2 Chronicles of Myrtana?
YOU KNOW IT!
hallow kite
What game is it?
Chronicles of Myrtana: Archolos
woven roost
OF COURSE I KNOW IT!
hallow kite
Play it Jakub, it's honestly sooo good
woven roost
Play it Jakub, it's honestly sooo good
I know 🙂
woven roost
Try to guess how they named borthel in the city
red lantern?
hallow kite
red lantern?
MROCZNE TAJEMNICE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
woven roost
MROCZNE TAJEMNICE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hallow kite
woven roost
I need to play it for sure when will have time
stable plover
stable plover
It's a lovely day in the Neighborhood. A lovely day I say oh Pals will you be mine, will you be my Special Pals?
white marsh
Hi Pal 👋
white marsh
As a student that sentence makes me want to hibernate in fear
wise flame
so true 
still have a month or two before midterms start
stable plover
On the other hand. I have been keeping up with reacting to introductions. Also I will be going on vacation to Kentucky on the 18th
white marsh
The birthland of the KFC
wise flame
well that's some dedication. Enjoy your vacation 
!
stable plover
What's funny is the people in Kentucky say KFC is 2nd
General Lee's Chicken is number 1 in that state
stable plover
well that's some dedication. Enjoy your vacation <:ChapaaSquish:862734045418618...
6 months so far
All the way since June 7th
onyx quarry
On the other hand. I have been keeping up with reacting to introductions. Also I...
You coming to see meeeee
:P
onyx quarry
LOL just don't wear sandals
stable plover
No Hawaiian shirts either damn
onyx quarry
My aunt from FL made that mistake visiting in November one year
There was snow on the ground
young ore
Snow is snow
People I know on the west coast have on a whole puffy coat when it's less than 70°F
While I'm here in 38°F weather with only a light sweater in snowy sludge
white marsh
Me who would catch hypothermia at 15 degrees Celsius: 🥶👍
onyx quarry
Would you actually or is that hyperbole lol
Please tell me that hasn't happened Ana!
onyx quarry
That makes my throat and lungs hurt just thinking about it
white marsh
Please tell me that hasn't happened Ana!
Not really but I'm from the equator so 15 Celsius is enough for me to start wearing sweaters and heavy blankets and still have feel cold
onyx quarry
Hahah ok I was worried about you
white marsh
I'm fine 👍
Winter is best time for napping anyways
onyx quarry
For sure!!
white marsh
:)
stable plover
I had a soccer game at 0 degrees and had soccer short shorts on
My coach told me to keep moving or I would freeze
The game was on top of a hill mind ya
onyx quarry
I had a soccer game at 0 degrees and had soccer short shorts on
0 f, right?
stable plover
Yep
onyx quarry
rigid bridge
This whole conversation is making me crave a peppermint mocha.
gaunt belfry
blazing umbra
Pep But
frozen vault
that makes me feel cozy 🙂
sand flax
hallow kite
Hey! You there! Stop!
whole crypt
went for a run at -10C some time ago
Wtf, how was -10 bearable? About a year ago I had to walk 5 miles home at midnight in high windy rain at about 0c in a t-shirt, my skin was stinging so much I legit was concerned it would just burn. Luckily I'm white as heck so I had passive +5 frost resistance.
cobalt roost
Wtf, how was -10 bearable? About a year ago I had to walk 5 miles home at midnig...
warm clothing and a band around the face 😛
stable plover
limpid yacht
Did anyone else play free realms back in the day? 😄
onyx quarry
I've been out in -48 f (-44 c) before (that's including the wind chill). Those are frost bite conditions but still had to walk to class
frozen vault
guess ur frosty constellation not toasty 
onyx quarry
Ahah it's ok it wasn't clear from my msg
frozen vault
no it was lol i woke up late af today+ no coffee and just had breakfast at 1:00 pm so 🙂
good day
onyx quarry
Jellyyy
frozen vault
🙂 lol
cobalt roost
So I'm reading this BBC article for class, it's about an Antarctic glacier
The plan scientists have is to send a submarine to test the underbelly of it for stuff
Best part? Apparently the submarine is called "Boaty McBoatface"...
onyx quarry
Yes that is its name -- they didn't realize what they were doing when they asked the internet to suggest and vote for user submitted names for the vessel 
stable plover
blazing umbra
Yes that is its name -- they didn't realize what they were doing when they asked...
Good morning, Cinna McCinnaface
blazing umbra
blazing umbra
That one's not
cobalt roost
Yes that is its name -- they didn't realize what they were doing when they asked...
Apparently, there's even this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Mcface_spoofs
wary dune
Hey they nicked my naming pattern for Officers Quackie McQuacker and Snappie McSnapper of Pond Patrol
onyx quarry
raw fjord
You gotta love when it's December and usually winter but it's 50 degrees Fahrenheit and there is absolutely no snow
Top notch "Winter"
👌
onyx quarry
Winter indeed. I think I saw some wildflowers popping up...
rigid bridge
Explanation of Ruldoph's power! https://youtu.be/5H3b4u4rESE
So the part they did not show is that Lady Aurora does eventually tire out and can't keep Winterbolt asleep any longer. So she uses the last ounce of her magic to give Ruldoph his red nose. Winterbolt wakes up and wants to stop Santa from delivering gifts and "cancel" Christmas (which is the plot of the first movie). However Ruldoph is able to guide Santa's sleigh (in the first movie) through the bad snowstorm foiling Winterbolt's plan to stop Christmas.
So in the second movie, Winterbolt tries to seek revenge on Ruldoph by trying to steal the magic of his red nose (and nearly succeeds and nearly kills Frosty the Snowman and his wife) all while they are guest stars at a county fair in the month of July.
TL:DR... really epic magic lore storytelling... in really terrible stop-motion animation.
white marsh
Sadly the video isn't available in my region :'(
rigid bridge
Sadly the video isn't available in my region :'(
Oh see how they are... okay, in that clip. Santa tells the tale of what the North Pole was like before he arrived. There was an evil demigod spirit called "Winterbolt" and was like freezing everything and taking over the world, a goddess named "Lady Aurora" puts a stop to "Winterbolt" by transforming into human form and sealing him in a deep sleep. From there, read my post above.
white marsh
Ohh okay
Thanks for the explanation
solid harbor
sudden cairn
Because I love these horrible ideas
sudden cairn
On the subject of dumb monsters, what are dumb magic items y'all think about?
cobalt roost
https://www.reddit.com/r/d100/ is great for that kind of stuff
sudden cairn
Yeah, but ideas always come best from people who know nothing about the thing they're talking about
sonic heath
wary dune
psst he's in #🎮│other-games
cinder sedge
On the subject of dumb monsters, what are dumb magic items y'all think about?
Sentient, placeable trapdoors. You can place it anywhere and boom instant trapdoor into wherever you are going. Downside, it's got a high-morality, so it won't help you break into places it thinks you aren't supposed to go into.
sudden cairn
YES
indigo scaffold
Sentient, placeable trapdoors. You can place it anywhere and *boom* instant trap...
I just popped into here randomly and I am now stealing this for my dnd campaign
cinder sedge
Then let me give you another.
The wandering goose.
It's a statue, worshipped almost like a deity. It shows up at random, and takes something. If you fail a perception check, it might take an item of food, or a few pieces of silver. If you succeed, you turn around to see the statue of a goose, in it's mouth, the item it was trying to steal.
It has no functional purpose. It's just a butthole statue that shows up whenever it wants, does what it wants. Even just shows up and sits in the fire-pit or fire-place. It can't be moved, it's simply somehow too heavy, and any attempt to results in the goose dealing 1d4 non-lethal damage if the attemptee turns away (it pecks you). The goose makes no noise but feet plaps, despite being made of stone. And it is assumed, it only turns to stone if a non-magical entity is looking at it. (Only constructs can see it in it's true form, which is a normal living goose).
Destroying it, ie, attacking it, is possible. But it always somehow comes back in time. It is simply, an unkillable goose.
Your welcome for this nightmare, it haunts my dreams. Oh, and it also makes honking noises if no one is looking at it.
patent moat
Sounds like an SCP Object I love it.
white marsh
I now require a collection of DnD SCP 😂
onyx quarry
cinder sedge
Good Mornin- uh ... wow, almost afternoon...
fringe marsh
Good afternoon! 🙂
limpid yacht
i was born in the wrong generation
whole crypt
i was born in the wrong generation
I dunno, if you didn't miss the millennium party, then you are ok
bleak halo
i love the generation im part of in all honesty it has a lot of downsides but i can enjoy the other generations all at the same time
its amazing to be able to search up anything and just learn it on the spot
the possibilitys are amazing too you can listen to any kind of music anywhere
bluetooth headsets are wonderfull
sick wind
Also definitely more acceptance and knowledge in terms of not doing well mentally!
bleak halo
yup
everything has a lable now, not saying that in a negative way
because almost everything also has a solution now
known to public at least
sick wind
Whether it's having a hard time in life or mental issues (I don't know if that's a term that's non offensive, not a native speaker haha)
bleak halo
Whether it's having a hard time in life or mental issues (I don't know if that's...
nah ur fine i get you
sick wind
Yeah, and generally it's okay if you don't really know your label and struggling
sick wind
So yeah, our world is struggling with many things but I think this time is still good to live in
bleak halo
so you have more options to enjoy work as well
bleak halo
So yeah, our world is struggling with many things but I think this time is still...
yup
i mean to a sertain extend most of those mental issues have increased a lot though
sick wind
Yeah, it's a bit weird to discover that almost all people in public are struggling with some issues
Not like I'm saying they're faking, you could even say it's a bit nice to feel we all share similar burdens
Except that well, I don't wish for anyone to have issues of course, haha
bleak halo
i sorta get what you mean
sick wind
That's good, haha
bleak halo
can't wait till this game gets released though with all of those highly energized games a calm one would be relaxing too
gaunt belfry
limpid yacht
i share the sentiment (being born in the wrong generation)
wheat belfry
Im fine with the generation i was born in. I like the internet how it is now(It was soo slow before 2010 though) and cant imagine my life without my phone
rigid bridge
https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-penguin-run-away-gif-14588945
That is one stupid brave penguin for belly jumping a sea leopard. (They eat penguins)
whole crag
they were doing a little trollin, what can I say 
whole crypt
https://tenor.com/view/sea-lion-penguin-run-away-gif-14588945
What an absolute chad. This is the peak masculine form.
lament spruce
just built different
dim sinew
guys anyone who has a server
i wanna join
i want to socialize and have a buddy
gamer buds
or bestie
its lonely here
u know i have pc here
unique spear
guys anyone who has a server
Hi! I highly advise you to review our rule number:
7️⃣ No advertising.
The promotion of other non-official social media channels, Discord servers and communities for Palia or other games is also not allowed.
It is most likely that no other user in here would post a link for another Discord server. Thanks for understanding!
unique spear
yea, DM should be fine
wise flame
for gaming buddies, feel free to ask some people in the #🎮│other-games channel, I bet you can find people to play games with there
coarse matrix
But why is that kinda good though
lethal kernel
How have you all been lately? I've been absent for a couple weeks! I go through cycles of trying to be on my computer less, and it is nice to kind of refresh that way. I've also been doing lots of holiday baking! what's new with my pals?
pale orbit
Hi hiii! i'm new here so nice to meet you ^^
pale orbit
how did you find palia/the server? it is nice to meet you as well!
I saw a video on youtube bout the game and after some reshearch i stumbled upon the discord server!
And just call me Misty ^^
drifting plover
omg same i also saw a youtube video o-o
pale orbit
Oooo
lethal kernel
aw nice!
I've thought about making some palia content but at this point I think I'll wait until the game comes out. Some people (some of them in here, too!) are making great content with the info we do have already though
pale orbit
Ooooh! I can't wait to see what you make then ^^
drifting plover
yes * V*
lethal kernel
I suppose I DID make one physical palia content... hold on I'll grab the link!
drifting plover
lethal kernel
I sewed a stuffed animal chapaa! #🎨│old-palia-fan-art message
drifting plover
omg they're adorable !!
lethal kernel
ty!!
lethal kernel
I've never really done cosplay before, but I do want to do a palia cosplay someday. I'll use it as a prop lol! but my chapaa just sits on the bed in my office, often snuggling with one of my cats.
yes! it was so fun
drifting plover
i'd also love to do palia cosplay :D but art procrastination
lethal kernel
check #🐾│pet-pics hehe
onyx quarry
ember ivy
lethal kernel
I love the socks
torpid bough
pale orbit
Sock supremacy?
onyx quarry
onyx quarry
LOL asking the big questions
I wasn't ready for this line of inquiry!
I sometimes do sleep with socks on, depending on how cold my feet are
pale orbit
I'M SORRY
onyx quarry
I never snuggle my socks though
pale orbit
onyx quarry
You are forgiven!
lethal kernel
I sleep with socks on sometimes because I live where it is cold and my extremities sometimes turn purple because I am so cold 
when people tell me I am crazy to sleep with socks on, they do not understand my struggle
drifting plover
i didnt realize it was acceptable to wear socks to sleep before this conversation o-o * V*
pale orbit
i didnt realize it was acceptable to wear socks to sleep before this conversatio...
IT'S OKAY FRIEND, you're safe with us
lethal kernel
you should wear what makes you feel the most comfortable and cozy
lethal kernel
my self-allotted lunch break is over, time for me to start making more Christmas goodies! Today's baking list includes pumpkin roll with a cream cheese filling and gingerbread cookies!
Have a great rest of your day, pals!
onyx quarry
Ooo enjoy
onyx quarry
Off to work myself
drifting plover
and rest of week-
onyx quarry
Catch yall later
drifting plover
yes cya :D
pale orbit
my self-allotted lunch break is over, time for me to start making more Christmas...
Oooo! spare some for me! Have fun
pale orbit
Catch yall later <:happychuu:850892610234220604>
Bye byeee! 
wooden mica
do we have voice channels by any chance where we can talk with each other, or only text channels
onyx quarry
Text only for now!
Too hard to moderate voice channels for a discord of >115k people at this point:3
wooden mica
understandable,
onyx quarry
Do not listen to the spam folks!
onyx quarry
Thank you!
blazing umbra
Cinnabanned 🔨
wooden mica
Cinnabanned 🔨
well the ja-ck person is not banned, unfortunately the person is still n the server :S
blazing umbra
Probably need an admin to ban from the server
wooden mica
922920507991552010 ID
Ja-cK#4686
that is all I can give
blazing umbra
No, that's you banning someone, not you getting banned
blazing umbra
Oh hai
It was a long wait... I had to go get a snack
I thought @onyx quarry would be here to welcome you
blazing umbra
Noice
prisma creek
Chillin
blazing umbra
I haven't seen a white Christmas in so long
blazing umbra
I wish
I hit someone with a baseball but it just wasn't the same. 🙁
I thought you lived in a warmer clime, are you northerly?
blazing umbra
Ohhhhh right
I shouldn't've forgotten that
Oh, they were fast on that one
I have all my gifts but nothing's wrapped yet
I usually wrap everything on Christmas Eve
While listening to Christmas classics
prisma creek
That's late lmao
My husband's family is norwegian, so they always open presents on Christmas eve... I think it's cheating though.
blazing umbra
That seems fairly common outside America
In Mexico they open them on Xmas Eve too
Well, when I lived with my folks (long ago), basically when we were all living here, we'd wrap stuff earlier so we could put it under the tree ahead of time
But after my sis and I moved out, and the folks retired and we saw them less often, we didn't have the full scale Christmas ensemble like in the old days
prisma creek
My mom would have presents wrapped and under the tree for like, the whole month of December lol
blazing umbra
We'd have some presents under the tree for a long time, but the folks would hide all the best gifts and sneak them downstairs on Christmas Eve "from Santa" so that Christmas morning there was a ridiculous amount of stuff in the room
prisma creek
Lol, we only got one Santa gift but same
Christmas eve was for opening one present, which was usually pajamas to wear
blazing umbra
I lobbied for that for a long time, but I never persuaded the board of directors 😩
blazing umbra
It's not on the calendar 🤔
prisma creek
Yeah, I just checked my schedule and no naps are there
Actually, almost nothing is there because my boss doesn't have time to train me
hot bluff
Flop If I can just have today til the day after christmas off that'd be nice.
I know it's not gonna happen but would still be nice.
prisma creek
It's only 3
blazing umbra
Today was pretty busy, hopefully tomorrow will finally be quiet.
I'd like to get out early tomorrow to go to mom's house, so I don't have to drive early on Thursday.
prisma creek
I'm having a quiet Christmas this year, no big family gathering. My sister is going to Vegas lol
onyx quarry
LOL
wooden mica
@sudden cairn
lets chat here, since its not palia oreinted
sudden cairn
Aye!
wooden mica
But I'm conditionally Blind :S
sudden cairn
Right
wooden mica
So ever since I was young I had problems with my eye reaction, they were doing weird things, where my Biological parents used to wake my up in the middle of the night nd shine lights in my eyes to test them
I got a pretty degrading nickname (1 of them)
being cat's eye
at arounf 14-16 my eyes started to massively, and I figured out it had to do with light
I used to sit s a passengerin the front nd not be able to look at the road because of the streetlights nd the headlights of other cars, it would simply blind me nd hurt my eyes physically,
I measured my eyes, and to my surprise they were pretty healthy so according to opticians nothing was wrong
at arounf 19-20 I lived with my ex, and light started to become extremely bad for my eyes, where I simply couldnt function when there was Light,
You know that feeling when you had bad sleep, you're tired and you open the blinds and the sharp sunlight hits you directly in the eye,
that feeling is constant and doesnt change, as If knives are being stabbed constantly in your eyes
in the meantime I started to have more and more frequent aura's, which are a sort of Eye stroke, and peoplev me sort of disoriented paralized and blind since it takes up my whole eyesight
whenever I got an aura attack I'm just blind, period,
21, I went to opticians again and optometrists, little to no use becuse nomatter how prolongued the measures were they didnt find anything but healthy eyes
I was redirected to neurology, and had many talks with my neurologist
had MRI's and yet they couldnt find anything
so Based on my medical statement from them, I have a Non-Organic eye disease, that worsens overtime,
one might ask how, are you ble to be on discord and ply games etc,
Because I have special filters so I cn see
I cannto hve anythign that is reflective, like metals plstics etc, everything as matt s possible
ontop of that I have special glasses from zeiss laboratories tht re made from me and thankfully funded by my government because they expensive
sudden cairn
Good thing something can be done about that
wooden mica
I also walk outside with bad vision cane etc
well the thing is, I also have chronic headches and migraines, so I get special medication tht slows down your brain frequency of processing so you don't overheat yourself kinda, (my neurologist explained it better)
and they hope that the medication will also slow down the deterioration of my eyes
Many people believe its a cone rod disease but if that was true both my neurologist and optometrist would find that out
FOr now they saay that I might become permanently blind within 10 years,
so For now I enjoy everything visual ^^
that's 1 main reason why I don't play flashy games, etc, I like being laid back and relx,
all those fps games, and fast paced action games, is more than my eyes cna hndle,
ontop of that as a 22 yr old I have a 392 Ms reaction time, Which is BAAD
sudden cairn
Hm. Hopefully they can find a cure before those 10 years or something! I do a lot of looking at things, and I really can't imagine not being able to do that anymore.
wooden mica
Hm. Hopefully they can find a cure before those 10 years or something! I do a lo...
I always used to pray, you can take away everything from me, But not my eyesight,
XD, WEllllllllll...... Little did I know
sudden cairn
Anyway, DnD talk?
sudden cairn
Which version do ya use?
wooden mica
the most recent one 5e, it's the most easiest to indulge yourself into
sudden cairn
Aye, that's the one I got a billion books for!
wooden mica
I have an online database with all books, it's free to access,
I'd just have to find the link
but most stuff is imprinted in my brain anywy
sudden cairn
I got the physical books. The smell of fresh paper, turning pages in my hands, and generally just having a tangible object feels nice to me
sudden cairn
Also useful for killing eight-legged creatures.
wooden mica
~~Also useful for killing eight-legged creatures.~~
I have a Jetflame torch burner for that xD
sudden cairn
I just have a sense of hatred that overrides my sense of fear to kill said bug
sudden cairn
I don't think image permissions work here
sudden cairn
Nah, it's good, you can describe it
I figure I'm smart enough and know enough to get what ya mean
wooden mica
I figure I'm smart enough and know enough to get what ya mean
It's indescribble
People actually don't want me to play because of my ways to gain so much power
Like
doing 300 dmg with magic missile
:S
sudden cairn
But why
wooden mica
OR having your familiar's familiar familiar, to carry your stuff
or using sanctuary and mgic circle to protect yourself and summon greter demon
sudden cairn
What about the classic story of the glyph coin bag?
wooden mica
then you cast true polymorph on yourself to make yourself a demon/balrog
simulcrum to mke duplicates of yourself
:S
Tiny servant to make permnent balrog pets :S
sudden cairn
Don't forget the terrifying story of someone having a diploma/degree, and then using it in-game
Because nothing makes a DM go "oh crap" when the Chemistry graduate picks Alchemy Artificer
wooden mica
Did I explin to you how to get technically immortality in game =
wooden mica
Because nothing makes a DM go "oh crap" when the Chemistry graduate picks Alchem...
I have done so many jank shit with artificer
This one will get you cracking nd knock you off your chair
sudden cairn
I'm slightly kinda maybe as-far-as-many-are-concerned a ""physics expert"" so I know how to make deadly weapons?
wooden mica
so you infuse a ring with antimagic field spell, so you can create a ring that nullyfies magical effects,
have your mages cast reduce on giant boulders to shrink them, to pellet size, and lod them into your pepperbox or musket,
attach the ring at the end of the barrel,
Prepare for the AAnnihilationcannon of boulder launncheritnator 9000
sudden cairn
Bonus points if your artificer infused heat-metal into the bullets (if they're ball bearings)
sudden cairn
Ironically, that's probably a bit more humane than just straight up setting the enemy on fire
wooden mica
Okay hold your horse were going on an adventure
sudden cairn
Well, assuming your shots kill them first-go.
wooden mica
I have a document where you can lift object as heavy as the statue of liberty
and just casually chuck them at people
sudden cairn
Really, any class that has the ability to make an object that can carry power beyond a rest is just terrifying. So good work, magic people
wooden mica
Really, any class that has the ability to make an object that can carry power be...
Wellllllll, Have i ever explained to you the Items of certain death
it's kind like curse of binding in minecraft
but you can take it off, you jsut die
Legendary Storm giants belt
strength = 29
435 lbs carry capacity
870 lbs push lift drag
Goliath: powerful build
You count as one size larger when determining your carrying
capacity and the weight you can push, drag, or lift.
870 lbs carry
1740 lbs lift
Barbarian: path of the totem warrior
6th level aspect of the beast: Bear
You gain the might of a bear.
Your carrying capacity (including maximum load and maximum lift) is doubled,
1740 lbs carry
3480 lbs lift
Feat: Brawny, Unearthed Arcana 38 - feats for skills
You become stronger, gaining the following benefits:
Increase your Strength score by 1, to a maximum of 20.
You gain proficiency in the Athletics skill.
If you are already proficient in the skill,
you add double your proficiency bonus to checks you make with it.
You count as if you were one size larger for the purpose of determining your carrying capacity.
3480 lbs carry
6960 lbs lift
Multiclass:
mystic level 9: immortal discipline
Mystic giant form
become huge (Lift x4)
13920 lbs carry
27840 lbs lift
Potion of growth
When you drink this potion,
you gain the "enlarge" effect of the enlarge/reduce spell for 1d4 hours (no concentration required)
27840 lbs carry
55680 lbs Lift
Enhance ability spell:
Bull's Strength. The target has advantage on Strength checks, and his or her carrying capacity doubles.
55680 lbs carry
111360 lbs lift
ally casting wonder maker:
Lifter. This device can be used as a block and tackle,
allowing its user to hoist five times the weight the user can normally lift.
278400 lbs carry
556800 lbs lift
29 (belt) x 15 (RAW) x 2 (goliath) x 2 (barbarian) x 2 (brawny) x4 (giant form multiclass) x 2 (potion) x 2 (enhance ability) x 5 (wonder maker)
= 556800 lbs of weight
Reduce reduces the weight of an object by 8x
4,454,400 lbs stone / 8 (reduce) = 556800 lbs stone exactly your carry capacity
enlarge enlarges an object in size 8x
so
4,454,400 lbs stone x 8 (Enlarge) = 35,635,200 Lbs stone
sudden cairn
This reminds me of a classic story saying "Since babies like to take anything you hand them, they're ideal for giving/testing cursed items"
wooden mica
This reminds me of a classic story saying "Since babies like to take anything yo...
enjoy the read
sudden cairn
That's uhhh. Kinda overkill, isn't it?
sudden cairn
Still. Just cause ya can doesn't mean ya should
wooden mica
Alright so you wanna know my idea of instnt kill item ?
sudden cairn
gun?
wooden mica
Nope
you can just hnd something to anyone and when they touch it, or when they taake it off
they just die
SImply like tht
sudden cairn
The ultimate game of Dodgeball
wooden mica
Chronurgy wizard casts Power word kill, s arcane abeyance
abeyance is glyphed to an item that has trigger set to when a player thkes it off
:S
puts on bracelet,
alright its night time to undress, takes off bracelet, ... Dies
sudden cairn
Shoulda braced themselves
sudden cairn
I'm still learning, but I kinda like creating stuff around shenanigans or sheer tomfoolery
wooden mica
ALright lets see if I can meme you something
sudden cairn
no, I got an idea
wooden mica
How to get all almost all official D&D cantrips
Mordekainen’s tome of foes: Fierna Tiefling
Ability scores: (Point buy) Str 8, dex 14, con 12, int 13, wis 12 (racial +1 = 13), cha 14 (racial +2 =16).
Classes:
Sorcerer: Giant soul (UA) 1
4 sorcerer cantrip + ray of frost (frost giant type)
Cleric: Arcana 1
3 cleric cantrip + 2 wizard cantrip
Warlock: Celestial 4
3 warlock cantrip + sacred flame, Light (Bonus cantrips celestial)
3 pact of the tome boon cantrip
Wizard: Illusionist 2
3 wizard cantrip + minor illusion
Rogue: Arcane trickster 3
Mage hand + 2 wizard cantrips
Druid: land druid 2
2 druid cantrip + 1
Artificer 1
2 artificer cantrip
Bard: Lore 6
3 bard cantrip + 2 spells from any class “choose cantrip” (additional magical secrets)
Feats:
Magic initiate
2 cantrips of chosen class
Spell sniper
1 cantrip with attack roll, any class
sudden cairn
If you can make anything lethal, riddle me this.
Make True Strike useful.
wooden mica
Cantrip distribution
Tiefling [Fierna] – Friends
Magic initiate feat – Lightning lure, infestation (Sorcerer/Warlock)
Spell sniper feat – Fire bolt (Sorcerer/Warlock)
Frost giant sorcerer 1 – Ray of frost, chill touch, frostbite, shocking grasp, booming blade
Celestial Warlock 4 – Light, sacred flame, eldritch blast, magic stone, Green flame blade,
Pact of the tome – Word of radiance, toll of the dead, shillelagh
Lore bard 6 – vicious mockery, thunderclap, message, control flames, swords burst
Arcana cleric 1 – Guidance, thaumaturgy, spare the dying, blade ward, dancing lights
Land druid 2 – Druidcraft, create bonfire, produce flame
Illusion wizard 2 – minor illusion, shape water, mold earth, gust
Artificer 1 – mending, acid splash
Arcane trickster 3 – Mage hand, resistance, prestidigitation
Missing (PHB/SCAG/XGE) cantrips – Primal savagery, true strike, poison spray, thorn whip
Magic items to add the last 4 cantrips, (up to the dm)
Spell scrolls
Hat of wizardry (1 cantrip of choice per day)
wooden mica
If you can make anything lethal, riddle me this.
*Make True Strike useful.*
truestrike is not usefull period, there are better cantrips
sudden cairn
Make True Strike useful!
wooden mica
Fine fine
sudden cairn
Now I wonder if you can overkill some of my dumb homebrew items/concepts.
wooden mica
Cast arcane abeyance with truestrike, sicne cantrips re considered as lvl 0 spells that is possible, and thus giving you the ability to cast concentrationspells without using conentration
wooden mica
Yeah but arcane abeyance is only exclusive to chronurgy wizard
but it gratns you the ability to cast more than 1 spell in a aturn
wooden mica
Now I wonder if you can overkill some of my dumb homebrew items/concepts.
Oh boy Bring it on
sudden cairn
I'm trying to remember what my most interesting ones were
wooden mica
If it can defeat my immortal stonechild colossus with 36 armorclass you win
sudden cairn
Hmmm.
One of them was this weird cannon-ish thing. Instead of bullets or what have ya, though, it used potions as ammo
wooden mica
he hs a shield named Emperor's divide
While holding this shield, you have a +3 bonus to AC. This bonus is in addition to the shield's normal bonus to AC.
This shield is a granted magic item to those sworn to protect one. it has an additional Action named: Dante's aegis
Dante's aegis: As an action you can ready/brace yourself against a melee attack, as a counter to this attack you can shield-bash the attacker equal to 1/2 of the attackers damage as Force damage knocking back the enemy for 2x the attacks reach.
wooden mica
One of them was this weird cannon-ish thing. Instead of bullets or what have ya,...
Alright,
he's just immune to acid nd poison so pick your potion wisely
ontop of his 36 armorclass :S
nd +13 consittution save
hes only lvl 14 btw
ontop of that if you mange to kill him he simply disspoofs out of existence so you can't loot him, and he will respawn in 1 hour
sudden cairn
Hell breaks loose as someone fills the cannon with glue
sudden cairn
Yes really
wooden mica
you wanna face off against orian, ????????
sudden cairn
I just love messing around, that's why most of my things are based on shenanigans!
Nah.
wooden mica
Alright I'll allow you to go against Ne'Zukh
sudden cairn
Neither that.
wooden mica
Neither that.
Let me show you just his mere stats
the thing with Ne'Zukh is, He will not attack you, at all
you are free to attack him s much as you want
Just whatever you do, DO NOT EVER HIT HIM
sudden cairn
What, with like a sword or something?
wooden mica
mhm
You'll probably take more damage from hitting him than you do to him
If someone manages to hit him you'll take,
5+24+12d4+5d6+25+3d10 Dmg
sudden cairn
Hm.
wooden mica
which is a minimum of 74 dmg
Just for hitting him
If you try to walk away from him, He hs sentinel so even though you disengage from the battle you gonna get hit
And if he goes ll out, and burns his highest spell slots, he will do
6d10 + 8d8 + 27d4 + 60 dmg per hit
sudden cairn
So pretend Covid is still alive and maintain social distance, got it
wooden mica
also your speed drops to 0 when you get hit if you try to wlak away
wooden mica
So pretend Covid is still alive and maintain social distance, got it
Covid ??
stay 30 feet away from him
sudden cairn
6 ft, 60, whatever, same thing anyway
wooden mica
Starting at 7th level, you constantly emanate a menacing aura while you’re not incapacitated. The aura extends 10 feet from you in every direction, but not through total cover.
If a creature is frightened of you, its speed is reduced to 0 while in the aura, and that creature takes psychic damage equal to half your paladin level if it starts its turn there.
At 18th level, the range of this aura increases to 30 feet.
you're thinking Yeah but that is only if you're frightened
oh but that's not all
this is a passive
You project a phantasmal image of a creature's worst fears. Each creature in a 30-foot cone must succeed on a Wisdom saving throw or drop whatever it is holding and become frightened for the duration.
While frightened by this spell, a creature must take the Dash action and move away from you by the safest available route on each of its turns, unless there is nowhere to move. If the creature ends its turn in a location where it doesn't have line of sight to you, the creature can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a successful save, the spell ends for that creature.
sudden cairn
What about those immune to frightened?
wooden mica
you can get imunity to frighten, if youre a paladin
and specific oaths
But that is the description of the fear spell
while normally this would be shit to use in a game
remember that people in your aura drop to 0 speed and thus cannot slee
While frightened by this spell, a creature must take the Dash action and move away from you by the safest available route on each of its turns, unless there is nowhere to move. If the creature ends its turn in a location where it doesn't have line of sight to you, the creature can make a Wisdom saving throw. On a successful save, the spell ends for that creature.
bsicall,
you end your turn if you cannot walk away
so Bye bye your turns are gonna get skipped
and you're not allowed to make saving throws because you have line of sight
and are not hidden
:S
and even if you have imunity to frighten
then comes the big part and tht is, You have to hit 33 ac to hit him and deal with a miniimum of 74 dmg
per hit
and the odds that he can hit you back, with sword that has a +12 to hit and can choose to go aall out
and that damage cannot be omited
because it's not a spell but a class effect/function
:S
sudden cairn
hmm.
wooden mica
then I also hve a class that is resistant to all magic
sudden cairn
But they gotta be fragile to physical stuff, right?
wooden mica
But they gotta be fragile to physical stuff, right?
doesnt hve to
you cn just build straightup ac, and be almost untouchble
sudden cairn
I think I proven enough DIdn't I xD
Aye, more than enough
wooden mica
Have I explained how to kill all enemies in dnd ?
nomatter how strong ?
or how to become immortal ?
sudden cairn
Yeah
wooden mica
Really, the astral projectionMirror of lifetrapping meme ?
sudden cairn
Yeah
onyx quarry
wooden mica
#sleepless nights @sudden cairn
sudden cairn
Yeah
wooden mica
oh well i think it's time to get a nappy nappy
sudden cairn
Aye, goodnight!
wooden mica
thnks, night to you aswell
warm lance
I remember when I was younger playing a game called Haven and hearth that allowed one to specialise in crafting, farming or anything to a point where you could make carrots that were of such quality that they outmatched any carrots people could make.
I was a silk moth farmer back then. I never managed to find an other game that allowed a 2 dirrection progression where you could progress in making new items, and also progress in the quality of the things you already can make
quality ranged from 1 to 255 for every item
to build an house, you did not need quality. but having an high quality axe meant everything.
So it was a balance between having low quality materials to build things, and high quality materials to make the best tools that allowed you to maker higher quality materials
example, to make an higher quality tree you needed
A tree seed of X quality
Water to water the seedling, of X quality
Soil of X quality for the seedling
A clay pot of X quality for the seedling (that had it's own list of thigns that affected it's quality)
Once you had a seedling you planted the tree in a soil of X quality
and the sum of everything gave a tree of a quality that was affected by all theses things and soft capped by the player's farming skill.
Meaning while you could have the best materials, trees could not go from 10 to 200 quality. as the seed quality had a massive weight. and took 1-2 weeks to grow
But yeah
that was a game I used to play, never found a game like that again
If anyone heard of a game with a crafting system like that, that puts huge benifit to farmers and other lower level of crafting at becoming master of seed selections. let me know
You could progress to awsome materials quickly, but it was months long process to make high quality of said materials.
game in question:
https://www.havenandhearth.com/portal/
it's big downside was how it never had private servers and it's pvp in the way that people can destroy you while you are not playing, and since progress is counted in months, raiders have a huge advantage
warm lance
Sorry it's not
I am just, gah
I wish there was more games like this one
But I can't play that game because it incentivies 24/7 gameplay
because of the pvp
But I never found a game that had a similar Vertical and horizontal progression for crafting
Most games it's like "once you are pass carrot level, you will never make carrots ever again"
"why make bronze when you can make iron?"
this game fixed that
and I havent managed to find something like it
And I also don't think You can explain how much every other game misses that part of crafting without going on a wall of text long explaination of it
gaunt belfry
crimson solstice
I'm trying to play the Haven and Hearth but got an error sobs
warm lance
Don't play that game
The concept is great, but there are tons of players in that game who's only goal is to go aroudn and kill players and destroy their things
and they are organised enough that they are pretty much unstopable
which is why I crave for a game that has a similar concept of keeping everything relevant by having 2 progression directions
Unlocks and Quality of item
brazen gulch
onyx quarry
warm lance
Happy holidays, last day of cooking for me hopefully
blazing umbra
scarlet token
ok, now I'm scared.. lol
slim igloo
Happy Holidays, hope everyone is having a wonderful December 
(I'm a bit of a lurker but wanted to at least say that!)
gaunt belfry
limpid yacht
Merry Christmas everyone 🎄
somber oyster
I had too much chocolate milk, forgetting I’m fairly lactose intolerant, because I’d gotten it on sale and hadn’t had it in months
Ouch
uneven sierra
It’s not even Christmas Eve for me 
uneven sierra
I had too much chocolate milk, forgetting I’m fairly lactose intolerant, because...
Oh no!
I hope you’re doing okay.
somber oyster
I’m all good haha just my annual try dairy and see if something has changed
still hill
Awww just bought someoemni found out has to leave stst a Christmas gift where we were meeting. Christmas magic the system was bigger so the gift was free.
potent sedge
Merry Christmas!
uneven sierra
I’m all good haha just my annual try dairy and see if something has changed
I’m so glad to hear that all is good! 
formal chasm
I dont know how it is in the us
formal chasm
or eurasia
its not a country its a continent
formal chasm
im in canada
well then idk how its in canada
solid sphinx
yeah but literature is usually a continental thing
solid sphinx
oh im of no use then LOL
solid sphinx
3
formal chasm
nice
solid sphinx
not many ik
formal chasm
y ot its cool
solid sphinx
we learn french in english but mine is ass
formal chasm
yes france, germany, spain, poland, belarus, russia, georgia, turkey
thats it
unfortunately
solid sphinx
bruh
formal chasm
I was not in Paris
formal chasm
i havint been to any of those
U gotta go
solid sphinx
im going to turkey soon hopefully
formal chasm
very beautifull
formal chasm
im going to turkey soon hopefully
OMG
then u gotta go to georgia
u dont have to have a visa for it
- its beautiful
- tasty food
solid sphinx
idk never heard anything good about georgia lol
formal chasm
+great culture
formal chasm
idk never heard anything good about georgia lol
just google Georgia country and go to pictures
😏
formal chasm
yes rn
solid sphinx
i love the architecture
solid sphinx
of the homes
wow thats beautiful
LOL i clicken on one of the reccomended searches
"Georgian women"
formal chasm
lmao
formal chasm
How can u look american,there isnt even a ,,race,,
solid sphinx
caucasian
formal chasm
i dont have that much money to go to georgia aswell afgter turkey
bro its so fucking cheap
solid sphinx
regular white people
formal chasm
regular white people
Ey dont disrespect georgia like dat
solid sphinx
LOL sorry!
formal chasm
most ppl here are brown skin like arabs
solid sphinx
yeah im brown skinned
solid sphinx
yeah ur probably pale af
solid sphinx
probBLY PALE AF
solid sphinx
NOT AVG U KNOW DAMN WELL U PALE LOL
solid sphinx
im brown
formal chasm
the europe white
solid sphinx
so im tanned
formal chasm
there is a difference
solid sphinx
honestly ur pale
formal chasm
so im tanned
yes Im slightly tanned
solid sphinx
oh are u now
formal chasm
honestly ur pale
stfu lmao
solid sphinx
ok then u cant be pale
formal chasm
oh are u now
slightly
formal chasm
lmao
but fr there is a difference between europe white and american white
In culture and attitude
solid sphinx
attitude for sure
formal chasm
culture for sure aswwell
solid sphinx
alot of the american white are sensitive and always paranoid
i dont feel like there is much culture in america or canada
formal chasm
If someone sees here a white dude who acts like a karen he will probably end up beaten up
formal chasm
lmao pls dont
formal chasm
LOL KARENS ARE EVIL
fr
rigid zephyr
Let's be mindful of rule #1 - Respect and kindness above all. We don't want to offend other members of the server.
solid sphinx
i had an encounter with a karen
formal chasm
i had an encounter with a karen
when?!
solid sphinx
when i was like 17
formal chasm
lmao
rigid zephyr
IM sorry we are just messing around
I understand but don't forget that there are other members in the server so let's be mindful of them. Thank you
solid sphinx
i use to skateboard alot
formal chasm
american moment
formal chasm
I understand but don't forget that there are other members in the server so let'...
yes ok
formal chasm
i use to skateboard alot
OH thats nice
solid sphinx
and this lady stole my skateboard and called the cops
the cops came gave me my skateboard and told the karen to leave
formal chasm
efzy wanna chat private so we dont oFfeNd anyone?
solid sphinx
yea sure just message me i gotchu
formal chasm
we'll get canceled💀
solid sphinx
LMFAO
formal chasm
okay hold up
stable plover
scarlet pebble
i just bought craftopia and have played about 3 and a half hours of it and honestly ... i dont know what i entirely think of it
it's alright to kill time but like it just feels like such a clone of other games and what they have it
it has fortnite building, very genshin impact vibes/mechanisms and not very good guidance in game to help you know how to craft things or how to do certain missions
plus after visiting a couple of 'islands' and seeing how combat is handled, it's pretty much a carbon copy of the layout of bokoblin camps from botw, with the wooden platforms around trees
has anyone else here played it?
limber bay
Hi all, I wish you a very happy holidays!
tall vector
Merry Holidays and days of existing fellow Palians!
abstract quartz
merry christmas
fiery crystal
Hey guys i want to wish you all a happy Holidays. Discord is full of copypasted holiday messages, that people don't even read and just forward to other servers. I don't like that. I like to write what i deeply wish and what comes from my heart. Our friendships, from the most deep ones to the most virtual ones are very important and will never be represented by a simple message copied from elsewhere. This being said I would like to thank all of you. You are the best basketball team i've ever played with. Lots of love, Jeremy.
gaunt belfry
tacit nexus
onyx quarry
has anyone else here played it?
Hey there! Huh interesting! I've not played craftopia myself, but may at least take a peek at it now that you mention it with those comparisons and pros/cons. 
Anyhow, you may get a better response on this in #🎮│other-games
Oh, from a quick search, looks like a few folk have mentioned it over there before, so you may find some peeps to chat with!
Hope you have happy holidays pal, and may you receive many an overflowing fruit bowl!
scarlet pebble
Ty!!!!
vital bobcat
nice
twilit tangle
happy holidays everyone
visual temple
fair elk
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Birthday Mithra, and etc...
blazing umbra
I O S A T U R N A L I A !!!
stable plover
dim hearth
Merry Christmas Palians 
rigid bridge
Yay! I got what I wanted for Christmas! https://twitter.com/WyomingMyst/status/1474886112539643907?t=DOqSihzdKel_D65MYXhixw&s=19
@candid lichen Here you go... big giant snowflake of death: https://youtu.be/F_lbnlbMaDc
patent moat
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year everyone! Hope everyone has a good time regardless of what holidays you do or don’t celebrate 
tall vector
Merry Holidays and happy next month everyone!
crisp garnet
@iron cargo YOU ARE LOST!
iron cargo
@crisp garnet im not 😛
crisp garnet
Riiiiight!
prime prism
Weird
patent moat
I'm working from home for two weeks (since my team is in close quarters, our corporate overlords thought it would be a reasonable post-holiday precaution to prevent any unnecessary exposure to any sickness going around). Would love it to last longer, but that's okay! I'll likely be lurking even more for the next two weeks!!!
hot bluff
sigh thought I was having deja vu. This guy is in another server doing the same stuff...
gray sluice
that guy is probably a bot lol
hot bluff
Likely
vague isle
rigid bridge
gusty raft
https://tenor.com/view/boop-bird-animation-cute-mlg-gif-7296714
I have come back to this time and time again because it is cuteness alert
rigid bridge
@sudden cairn Going to bring our conversation about paper and parchment here to keep the palia chat on track, Historically, paper was shunned by Catholic Church because paper was first used primarily by the Muslim community during the early common era and medieval ages. However paper eventually was adapted as it was far more affordable to produce when new technologies emerged.
Making a single spread of parchment for a tomb would take as much as 2 hours of intense manual labor. This made tombs extremely difficult (and expensive) to make and hindered the ability to teach reading and writing to the general public during that time. It was because of this that the Catholic Church held a monopoly on virtually all teachings up until the renaissance.
sudden cairn
Why didn't everyone just use regular stone slabs or something?
rigid bridge
Because other devices of documentation simple were not practical for storage or transport.
The one consistent theme in human history is that we find new and amazing ways to communicate. Today our means of delivering and consuming information now comes from digital devices of all shapes and sizes.
sudden cairn
I kinda fear the day we'll advance so much that just thinking will send a message, or we wind up becoming a hivemind
rigid bridge
I kinda fear the day we'll advance so much that just thinking will send a messag...
For that I recommend playing Mirror's Edge Catalyst
wary dune
I thought the Egyptians created papyrus and that became the first form of paper. 
rigid bridge
I thought the Egyptians created papyrus and that became the first form of paper....
They did and you would be correct.
wary dune
They did and you would be correct.
whew .. thought I had misremembered something 
rigid bridge
Papyrus was strips of the papyrus plant which was cut into extremely thin strips and pasted together. Paper is a lot like that but much more processed and can come from a wide variety of plant products.
Parchment came into favor in Europe as it could be produced locally versus papyrus (which making it was very climate-sensative and had to be imported otherwise). Paper today is the more economical solution.
Correction, digital devices today is the more economical solution.
gaunt belfry
limpid yacht
we're goin' DOWN, DOWN in an earlier round
and sugar, we're going down SWINGIN'
i'll be your NAMBA ONEEEE with a bullettt
a loaded god complex, cock it and pull it..
sage ether
i once drove 4,5 hours to see fall out boy for 1 or 2 hours and drove back 4,5 hours the same night
hallow kite
i once drove 4,5 hours to see fall out boy for 1 or 2 hours and drove back 4,5 h...
was is worth it?
sage ether
it was cool af, though i didn't expect to see sooo many young girls, the general crowd was like 14-16
many parents too lul :D
autumn sequoia
it was cool af, though i didn't expect to see sooo many young girls, the general...
this is the struggle you face with these bands, you think everyone has grown up but you end up standing between teenagers 😭
sage ether
this is the struggle you face with these bands, you think everyone has grown up ...
yeeee, my friends and i had assumed it's gonna be a "nostalgia crowd" mostly, but that wasn't the case at all. 13 year old girls screaming centuries from the top of their lungs still pretty lit though 
autumn sequoia
yeeee, my friends and i had assumed it's gonna be a "nostalgia crowd" mostly, bu...
yeaah it's still fun but honestly trying to make friends with 15 year olds when you're 19-20 is not as fun as it seemed LOL
sage ether
lmaooo i bet, i was the oldest, and i think i was already 25+ at that point and my friends 20-23 XD we all felt kinda responsible to look out for the little ones and felt almost bad to be drunk HAH
a totally dumb decision to drive the train for almost 10 hours for such a short concert
in the middle of the week
but twas a good memory:D
autumn sequoia
a totally dumb decision to drive the train for almost 10 hours for such a short ...
nah it's never too far for a good memory
i queue 12+ hours at every concert I go to, half of the time it wasn't even needed to be front row LOL
it's the fun you have along the way
limpid yacht
lmaooo i bet, i was the oldest, and i think i was already 25+ at that point and ...
HOLY BALONEY are you a female woman girl irl?
jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.
blazing umbra
I'm trying to cringe harder, but it's not working
sage ether
signal dust
Seriously.... 😩
wise flame
signal dust
It's a joke... please say me that's a joke...
wise flame
One can only hope
signal dust
Hey @sage ether don't leave...
sage ether
most likely that was supposed to be a joke, still pretty uncomfortable 
signal dust
I pray for a joke... but seriously it's a bad joke...
limpid yacht
hello
wise flame
Hi there you holy baloney. Even if your comment was meant as a joke, please don't do that, since in most cases it makes people uncomfortable
limpid yacht
can't help it, a cupid shot me with a love arrow
onyx quarry
You can help it.
limpid yacht
i whipped out a comically large hammer and hit my head with it, love birds started tweeting and flying over my head
awooooooga
blazing umbra
Ahh, the double down. A bold move, let's see if it pays off.
onyx quarry
OK you should probably stop now my pal
limpid yacht
can't help it
wise flame
Just don't do this, please
onyx quarry
There are a lot of women in this discord, and I really think that you should help it.
limpid yacht
There are a lot of women in this discord, and I really think that you should hel...
implying men are safe
onyx quarry
Implying you are making this an unsafe environment for those identifying as female or femme.
limpid yacht
not only women
onyx quarry
Sure, you have made everyone here uncomfortable, so why are you?
sage ether
onyx quarry
Hi fellow cinni 👋 I often go by cinny myself
limpid yacht
i do love myself a good gastonian hunk
onyx quarry
I thought you were more of a Calvin fan myself
sage ether
heyy 
wise flame
This isn't the place for this, so please stop
limpid yacht
ok
signal dust
nah it's never too far for a good memory
Sound good ! Young or old, a good memory is a good memory 😀 😍
signal dust
I prefer mercury (my first love when i was young )
And you ? Who was your best sailor warrior?
sage ether
i actually had a trillion sailor moon magazines, and in one of them was a sailor zodiac sign guide, and i would go around and tell everyone who they are based on their zodiac sign 
gemini and virgo was associated with sailor mercury back then, but later gemini was chibiusa
i really liked sailor saturn tho 
signal dust
Oo gemini ? Virgo i understand (water sign) but gemini it's more suitable for chibiusa yes!
sage ether
aquarius was sailor uranus
signal dust
I'm also aquarius
dusty torrent
alright dude you gotta stop
its just weird
signal dust
aquarius was sailor uranus
Maybe due to this sign ? It's a trident (and this weapon was a sword).
I always think uranus was more aerial in sailor moon
sage ether
yea i guess they just dumped gemini on her, there were only the basic sailor warriors in there :c idk the zodiac signs of the sailor starlights and whatnot
dusty torrent
ive caught like, 3 episodes of sailor moon, which one is taurus haha
sage ether
yea i think they just went along with stuff that fit the planet tbh, sailor neptune is pisces
signal dust
ive caught like, 3 episodes of sailor moon, which one is taurus haha
Taurus is mars i presume