#💬│off-topic-chat
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only the rich and priviledge would scoff at walking 700m just for food
Big brother do u know why my throat feels spikey
It's 700m, light jog, in and out quick food adventure
corona
Ooff first thing i see returning to Discord
That's wierd
Oh wow and out of context that seems wrong
eeyyuuup
IS IT
NO
I decided to just procrastinate till the grocery will close.
JUST DRINK TEA WITH LEMON AND HONEY, YOUR THROAT IS DEHYDRATED
Afterwards, I will cry a lot.
BUT I DRANK A LOT OF WATER???
Do you have like, no food left at all @fallow mica ?
THAT WONT DO SHIT GURL
FUCK OKAY
TEA WITH LEMON AND HONEY
Russian water?
Russian water is Vodka
Russian away?>
WHERE ELSE DOES WATER GO, IT AINT GONNA STICK TO YOUR THROAT, IT GO DOWN GURL
No bread :c
WATER GO DOWN
ralph go down
Oh, if it's just bread then I'd leave it for another day, when you need to do more shopping
700m, a primary schooler can run that and here you are crying bcuz you have no bread
if only you have the power, the independance to walk for 15 minutes to get bread
4th of February 2036 seems like a good "another day"
Maybe I'll have energy and motivation on this day.
this is what I'm getting on twitch now
rip
Im from the future. It wasnt...the death...the destruction YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED
you can click browse channels and the browse comes up, but the homepage is all messed up
yeah fastly has died, 
Getting that bread was the trigger for saving the world
Well. Ain't gonna be my problem then. Shit happens.
Whoa! Wild Space appears!
its not present sir yums problem, its future sir yums problem
u?
wym appears ive been here for a small while now
Have you been lurk lurkin
Idc about future me
I just mean chattin in basement today lol
Wow that sounds depressing lmao
eyyup
Hahaha
Cat horror movie, Nightmare on Couch Street
sir yuum it has come to my attention, that you lack motivation: why is that? "i dont want to walk 700m for 15 minutes at midday to get myself food"
i got the tea
now
DRANK
yes brother
lemon and honey RIIGGHT?
thats a big ass mug tho FR
yes
I'm not sure
gud
I kinda of need one of these
could ya finish it before it went cold???
that cup would make hella custards
No not at all
or flan
I'd use it for Vodka
if you preheated the cup, yeah it'll stay warm 
water retains a lot of energy
preheat the cup???
ye
You can also get one of these stands with a candle below the cup
So that it stays warm
put a big of water in a mug, put it in the microwave for a bit until its nice and warm
pour your tea
ohhhhh
stays hella warm for a long time
No U
ayoo
if you put hot tea in a cold mugz IT GON GET COLD FASTER
I got tobacco in my keyboard :'(
Did you just say to microwave water?
that sucks
THERMODYNAMICS BISH
how to burn water in a microwave
Chapaaaaa :D
metal flakes in the water :3
IF YOU BOIL IT OFF YES
zap zap bewm
I'd like myself some Burnt water
tho in reality, youre burning the minerals that were in the water
Chapaaa~
oh that makes more sense
DO EXERCISE
good luck
GO OUTSIDE 700M
ew
I just sit down by now :(
NOOOOOOO
Damn that's actually a nice idea
just get a segway yuum
They are expensive
or those carts in walmarts
More sugar
Why is the segway so tall and the person so small
Is Monke
lets make a gofundme so that yuum can afford the uber delivery for bread
Oh
yes
XDDD
Knead-a-wish
specifically a chimpanzee, riding on a segwey google it
Yeah.. I see it now lol
Such an annoying song
Seems to be a song. And I'm 100% sure it's horrible
its so horrible its amazing
Now I'm interested
I'd rather go get some bread instead of watching this any more minute
BAH. Just kidding. I'll take the agony.
Send him something worse so he goes to buy bread.
There is nothing that would make me go.
Maybe the house on fire
@rigid lava Have you chosing Chapaa yet?
Chapaa Chapaa Chapaa
Yeah. I actually feel a bit cold. So it's fine.
Also what kinda sandwich. Important questions.
Chapaa chapaa chapaa!~
Belgian Sandwich, which is why we must add Jessica to the Basement
Chapaa Sandwich lady Jessica
We need
Hahaha shhhh....nooo....never....
My IRL name is actually a beloved breaded food XD
Tortilla
baguette?
That's a weird name
That was actually in response to wolfjack, good timing Stornado
AHHAHAHAH
Baguette
KDNSKLSDN
?
You can't get any more french than that xD
SISTER, THIS IS WHY YOU CANT HANDLE SPICY FOOD, YOURE GULLIBLE
Someone said baguette ?
im gonna call u baguette
Im not even sure what nationality it is, but it's got corned beef in it (MESSAGE ME IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW)
IM SORRYYY
I kinda realised ill damn near leak my real name at this rate hahahhaha
Wellington?
do u know where this bread came from
were guessing names
trying to expose baguettes name
No but I live close-ish to there
Baguettes
Hahaha im baguette btw
There's a bread kinda thing called Beef Wellington which is inside bread as well xD
His real name is...
(And I can say this becasue I know the guy..)
I don't mind leaking my real name, if it's just my first name
Omelette au fromage
@bitter adder NO YOU KNOW ME THATS NOT FAIR
Its pablo.
its Columbus
Pablo escabork
WHISHPERS SOMETHING INAUDIBLE
Yeaaah i can go home early
NOOO
I actually found this out when I looked my name up on Urban Dictionary xD
if we cant figure it out then we just call him baguette LMAO
yeah
Tbh I think baguette is more well known XD
The sacrifice was a bed i should build up for a customer,but i break it instees
Okay i looked up my name in gifs, this came up ahahahaha
zarius' name is actually Sam Wich
OH
I drill a wrong screw in it
Yo I like that though...
Its like a lysdexic version of Sam Winchester XD
Not san d wich?
who would name their child sand
Sam D. Wich
theyd name them Sam or Sans
parisien
If its a girl sandy
GUYS! The sun is so nice! literally stopped studying to just chill for a moment... Look at this face! this is a face feeling peace for the first time in 3 years!
Like butt cheeks!
is that baguette?
that sky is so clear damnnn
There's someone spying on you from behind
Those aviators tho
looks fake
ikr! just pure blue!
@normal crescent what do u mean? 😂
Cgi sky
baguette is it croque
ign review 6/10 fake sky
lmao xD
its in his name, photography
Looks like thunderstorm by me
No! But right wheelhouse!
KDNKLDNSKLDS
I just have the sun blinding me
Ill actually message you it since youve been closest
not quite a baguette but my name means "bean" or "bean farmer" hahaha
its cuz theres an Ikea there, ikeas are always dreadful
I work here
Nope
i fe for you

Just took this
fake

Xp
Chapaa~
Xp
Chuuuuuu~
PIKA
Chu

pikachu
There is a choice to make between Chapaa and Chuu, we've got a little Chapaa community and would like to recruit you
@fallow mica
Yeah?
this is for you yum
700M YUUM
ya'll out here arguing over Chapaa or Chuu. I'm just sitting here with both roles
Oh god I need this
chupaachup
I'm not giving up. I'm not depressed. It's just.. not worth the energy I don't have.
Nap then go for bread
That won't change anything
Never seen a ME look so good XD
Nap IN the bread
that must be some big bread
@normal crescent oh easy! Chapaa for sure ☺️
someone say big bird?
IKEA
Hello everybody!
G'day
o/
I was gonna say how are yalls mornings but then I remembered that like none of us are in the same time zone
timezones, what are those
Chapaa control the time zones
So I'll just - how are yalls now
12pm, for me

and I'm alright thanks, yourself?
I'm surprisingly wide awake
14.21. Thinking of dinner preparations.
Kötbullar
Chapaa!
what time is it for you?
bless you, heres a tissue
Injesting coffee :3
Lihapulla.
7.22
7:23
Burp uwu
I was still asleep then hahaha
11:23pm :D
I wish 😭
Sleep is overrated
as someone who sleeps far too much, I agree
hueheuheuheu
What it says on the tin
#GoldenSnubNosedMonkey
#MonkeyEatingBerries
#Shorts
this reminds me of Chapaa
MONKE
Sleep is satisfying
We need more chapaas
Hey xyzzy

hohohohohohoho
is it weird that i only sleep 7hrs a day, i sleep at aroubd 7-8pm and wake up around 3:30 or 4am
Heyhey brooke 
Chuuuu~
its 7 24 pm for me
thats like normal time aandkasd
Pika?
I sleep 4h, nothing weird there

Can you prepare the ritual of ascension for our newest member to the mages guild? @real coral
I hunt soon chapaas °^°
Bring us all the steaks
chapaa chapaa
WAIT YO STILL A CHUU
Oh, yes of course, I do have important official priestess studies, but I should be able to text anyway
@hallow kayak @real coral Someone called Ladysandwich needs to be initiated
Focus on your studies, trust me xD
I regret not focusing on mine
Nah fam I passed my classes we only got a week and a half left
AYEEEE
Nice gz
NICEEEE
nicee
I'm 25, no child anymore xD
you 2 yrs older than me
Right? Now all we do is play uno in science
Not you you glorious quarter century survivor
ya'll are so old what
27 almost 28 here
this is why IM BIG BRO
just turned 21, here
😭
Im almost Iroh age
im turning 18 next month
Ya'll so cute and young
I am 107 years old
and I feel like a boomer already 
Why? I havent approved this idk this person
so i am technically still a minor dont do anything weird
Im both * pierce you with my dagger* btw.... BACKSTAB
you ARE a boomer
You were frozen werent you.
8 months for me lmao
ka-boomer
Because they chose Chapaa without hesitation, and we need a Sandwich lady
I'm turning 26 soon but hey, kudos to us for still going
Im turning 23 in 8 days
'cause god is it a pain xD
Okay so I wanted one of him defrosting. But thats SOOO Much better
I'm 19 and I'm really scared. I'm literally still a baby.
NAWWW WITTLE VOX
IT'S ALMOST CHAPAA KINGS BIRTHDAY
Wait am I the oldest bugger here atm? damn..
A FEAST IS NEEDED
Seems like it, Baguette
IM the baby here LMNDSKDS
23 gang
23 gang
I take pride in my age because by the looks of it I'm one of the youngest ones here.
Technically I am the child
Hmmm i have an idea
oh true
27 gang?! Anyone!? despair
shush iroh
Hmm probably not you grandpa
lmfao
I'll join your gang @spiral sinew , i'm close enough xD
Uwu
We can kick all the brats of our lawns
I saw plenty of people who were the same age or older in intros. despair not, baguette
and complain about the old days
Anyways, younglings, STUDY AND DEDICATE YOURSELVES
youd break your back
I try to.
'cause otherwise you'll turn 30 without a job
i dont have classes until august wdym study
I kinda do already tbh ahhaaha
What do you say now everyone
Yeah, we don't have class until like, the middle of August.
Back in my day we started mid September
getting my photshop savvy friend to make my pfp a lil more...Chapaa
NEVAH
I sent that emoji like 10 years ago
That gif is beautiful
Happy random news
I am getting help from social services to make friends because I am socially inept!
But you have 20,000+ friends here!
Best of luck my man!
UwU is why you are Chuu, pleb
2 different types of wholesome xD
Sometime chapaa sometimes chuu
happy for you, pal
NEW PFP
What does thou meeeeeeeeeean?
old man
XDDDDDDD
(i'm just kidding)
Nice
You said good luck, i said they already have 20k+ friends :P

ngl this is like the only big server where i actually feel comfortable talking in lmao
I am true chapaa
Im 27 too
Yay
big discord server scares me
Same
27 GANG!!!
Lul
I have... Three? From this server
so far
Imma tanuki in disguise <w<
eyyy, hopped in on time for 27 gang
Tanuki, more than meets the eye
Am i one of them? 🥲
Ya'll, if you need emotional support you can spam me. I sometimes take weeks to answer but I try my best xD
I take a nap.... See ya soon
Are you? 👁️
2nded, I apparently give great advice which I can't follow myself! :D
Hello, please reply to this message. Thanks
According to discord i am
i called someone an old man for being 27 and literally 4 or 5 other 27-year-olds united it was nuts lmao
Heyoooooooo
Chapaaaaa
Okay fam
Again pls
again pls
Chapaa Forever
ok
Okay where is this going...
I'm very confused
🤔
Why?
trans rights
thanks
oh is ur discord being funky
thanks
same thing happened to my friend
we kept tagging him but he got no pings from it
nah I just need a chain of messages
o h
No problem, now make sure to choose Chapaa
I can't follow it myself because my mind is too complex. Like, write 10 pages of a book while trying to sleep kind of complex
CHAPAAAAAAA!
AH! going back and replaying a game you thought you were a god at and getting slapped kinda complex!
HA most adorable train on the planet... Chapaa chapaa chapaa CHUU CHUU @raw verge huehueheuheu
@spiral sinew you nim rod
Oh.
henlo xD
whoms't tous't
heck yeah another furry i'm surprised there aren't more here yet
who said im a furry
who said i was talking about you
hes a spooder
Your profile pic
Oof furries
Thats why Shark is the Historian/Sleuth
Ya'll creep me but I respect your decisions
I really don't feel furries. Still pretty glad that you're here. Hello hello!
Fyi, not furry here. Only Chapaa
CHAPAAAAA!~
CHAPAA
👁️ there's a wolf on your picture too
CHAPAA
it seems my brother has been casuing chaos in here
Chuu.
oh wait brother?
Yeah but it's not a fursona, it's an actual crying wolf. Represents my soul
maybe I'm dumb I'm bad with people things
Furries and their ways creep me to hell and back
you gotta get some therapy man.
i love how when furries are brought up everyone has to specify they don't really like furries/creeped by furries
like wow, not to be rude on main, and i mean this in the most respectful way possible, but who asked
No
I no longer know whats happening
He needs Monke.
:D yeah just to make clear I am not a furry.
Hmmm. Sounds pretty furry to me
ew normies, am i right? haha
What does a hype train say when it leaves the station? Chuu chuu chappa chapaa chapaa
chuu chuu chappa chuppa big red car
chapaa
SALUTE
I like furries. I'm not one myself but y'all always seem to be nice and inclusive. You wanna be a dog/fish stick/chicken, you do you boo.
BIG LIZARD BABBY
I have nothing against furries except for the zoophilic ones
The hell does that.....oh
Oh no
thank you we appreciate that
not gonna like, i'm more creeped out by the people who are way too into anime then i am furries but that's just me
my thoughts represented in real time btw
Shouldn't have googled that, Baguette xD
I need to look up how to make not so visible seams to faux fur...
No I didnt! Word association
Philic gave it way for me xD
Yknow...like necrophilic XD
Like twilight.
Hue
Yeah xD
that is a very few, there is going to be gross people in every group
That sounds hard as o.o
rail gun go brrrrrrr
Brush it out of the seams. Sew it, then like, brush out the fur caught in the seams
furry discussion escalated real quick
all we did was exist
Yeah I hope that this will be enough
Whaaat not at alllll, nah you right
It's ok, you are allowed one (1) existence today
i don't like that you.. kinda feel attacked rn :/
Latro apologise bish
I just need to make some faunlegs for my bjd. 😂😂😂 No fursuits.
bro I'm so confused
I really have to apologise. I am very sorry.
Mood
I wanna go to a Con as Mr Tumnus, then the next day, Xavier (same actor so quite funny in my eyes)
me being confused for the last 19 years
sorry you have buns for brains
hey i happen to have good news for you
as someone who's been in the fandom for roughly a decade now, i can say without a doubt that the majority of furries don't like those kinds of people either
if i ever see anyone abusing an animal like that and they're an adult who's old enough to know better, i'mma beat the shit out of them, sorry to say
i will fuck them up, there are some instances where violence is just, and that would be one of them in my book
animal abuse is not cool and i love animals
Huehue...bun
Just gonna say, that sums up this community well "Epic speech" Followed by "derp" XD
i've never seen any connection between furries and zoophilic. but yeah. glad Vox explained that.
Neither, i dont really know anything about it, I just leave people to be people
i'm sorry but animal abuse is really triggering to me
i'm a reptile enthusiast and if anyone were to ever touch my animals i would be really upset because i work really hard to keep all the geckos and snakes i have really healthy
so when i see people instantly assume that furries are like that towards animals? it pisses me off
because it's fucking bullshit
I do like Baguette. I no longer care what people do with their lives as long as they don't try to butt into mine
If you're into being spun around a ferriswheel at 120mph and launched into a river, go for it XD as long as ya aint hurting anyone else im cool
Im really not shaking that am I
Touch my dog with malicious intent, though, and you'll find yourself floating in the river
isn't the whole furry thing just to animals with... fur? like.. mammals? i don't know any snake with fur lul
Yoooo anyone else picturing a fuzzy snake now?
I've seen plenty of dragon sonas that are still in the furry category.
Btw, 20 min later and I finished a 5 lines email
i know how you feel, if someone were to hurt my cat there would be hell to pay
The reptile suits have some other name. 🤔
reptiles often get so mistreated cause people think they're just an easy animal 😭 I feel you on the awful feeling knowing animal abusers exist
oh okay. thought this is another category.
Furry is a pretty all encompassing phrase now tbh
yeah a bit more whippy, and chainy
btw @plucky monolith looking beautiful on that sunny sky bro
just imagine if the devs poked their heads in here rn
RIGHT?! So jealous
i'm pretty sure a mod or dev is reading rn
You make me blush
if they were I'd of stepped in a while ago lmao
aaaalways waaaatching
I think that people who mod these kind of channels have allready read it all..
i think they're just very chill.
yes
I mean, not like shouted at anyone, no one has actually done anything wrong or anything
theyd have the thickest skins aye, and probably know we're mean no harm to one another? who knows
but preemptive hahhaa
i still havent made coffee. your username reminded me hahahaha
you too?@
Or they don't want to create an outroar by blocking and banning people
ahahhahah
I said I was going to like an hour ago
saaaame hahaha
Everyone here is conversating respectfully so there's no need to step in
yeah. that's true. we're still respectful and i immediately apologised for what i said. it's not like we're hating and fighting each other in a serious condition. except for chuus, carrots and chupaas.
i appreciate your comment but this is quite literally not what i said
i said it made me mad that people associated furries and zoophiles so closely together when we fact we hate zoophiles
once again your comment is still appreciated
oh I thought you said both things lmao
So uh
MONKE
Well I haven't yet seen anything too edgy here. There is a lot of topics that make people flip. But this chat is in the nice level.
Guys
I got buns! Because someone said bun head
I AM LE BUNGUETTE
no for sure, i appreciate the support, if you're part of the community i can shoot you some pics of my geckos, reptiles are really cool and a super fun hobby, i'm glad that it's something i got into
now thats high quality right there
hungry ,_,
What about edgy the hedgy
Welp, guess I gotta get some food now
sorry if this is a dumb question but whats a zoophile
isn't his name shadow?
if someone likes animals in a sexual way
hahaha yeah it is :P its a nickname i picked up from a channel on youtube and I just loved it hahaha
hahaha
How good is the human species
XD we both kinda went oh...oh no...
LMAOOO
IM SONIC, but black and red and use guns
Nom nom nom
ooo
Capable of so much awe and wonder, yet ruin ourselves
that's a weird decription, ngl.
NOMS
That's shadow for ya hahaha
nom those noms
still hungry :c
Tho I'll have to wait
So I can
Share
With the husband
Tradition?
look at my baby
have you considered food?
awww he really cute
SMILE
More a reward system.
I have to do something nice afterwards or I'll just not go to my meetings
He just blem :3
food is for the weak ;_;
lizards are adorable
Papa kiss
Beautiful lizzy
okay actually brb. I'm gonna make my coffee
Guys i'm lost on youtube
it is SOOO far away :(
GUYS GET THE ROPE we've lost another down the rabbit hole
Noooo
Don't go to that place
catapult? cannon? trebuchet? trampoline?
catapult.
Just saw a vid where a horse eat a little chicken
Or we combine them...
HALP
a full size human down a rabbit hole? that kinda sus. small human or giant rabbit???? 
HA WHAT
Yuum I'll email you some food
Yes! Both.
A giant rabbit human
thank you
FLOPPSY GET INSIDE SON
Inside the hole, the rabbit or human ?
Like the wererabbit from Wallace and gromit?
Ever have a moment when ya listening to a new song like wow thats a damn good song then just oh those lyrics are saaaad
Wow this devolved fast
the earth isnt round. rabbit hole earth
Yes
i just wanna say that i'm sorry for getting real heated about the furry thing earlier, i'm just really tired and again, animal abuse is a really big trigger for me
but, this is banjo, he's my beautiful crested gecko, he's kind of a rescue because the people who had him before me fed me maybe once a week if they remembered and the humidity in his tank was garbage and he generally lived a really bad life before i got him
he was skin and bones but ever since i got him we've been to the vet a handful of times but i never gave up hope and i finally got him started on eating and he just recently is normal weight and when i pick him up, i can feel that he's getting heavier
so when i put a lot of effort in a dying animal, it's just kind of naturally i get emotional when the topic comes up
so, sorry, and i appreciate all of your nice comments about my handsome boy
I was meaning a parent calling their son (giant rabbit human) back into the house
I had this like a month or two ago with a new Insomnium song, them feels
Oh my bad
<3
All 3 would be interesting tho, mitosis? quantum split?
mitosis

Care for the baby
You are doing
The Chapaa lord's work
Yes
What's ya guys p.o.v on quantum tunneling? infinitely tiny chance an object will phase through another or somethin
Yes
You're the kind of person that restores my faith in humanity @gaunt sand
Yes
I think my sock fell through that tunnel once
Which honestly, is barely existent, considering I've been thinking about buying a plot of forest and just going full hermit
I think it'd be funny if it happened whilst on the loo :P
No see i have a theory on this. Washing machines and driers? Uh no, more like doors to other universes thankyou
Chuuuu
Spiders already do this with an 80% rate of certainty with whatever object you come at them with.
Id bloody believe it too!
I feel like a broken record saying this but I'm actually a Physics major in my second year of college right now so this is a good convo topic for me.
My grasp on quantum mechanics is really hazy as I've only just started learning about them so I guess bare with me. What do you mean by POV?
simple trick with spiders. ignore them and they sort themselves out
I used to live in a house by a lake, that had no electricity (tho there was a solar panel where you could charge batteries), running water or a road to it.
It's very peaceful but you might wanna get into reading and/or listening to the radio a lot. Possibly picking a cabin mate
point of view :P
do ya think its interesting, debateable, etc
I know what POV means. I'm not sure what you're trying to ask.
Oh, I for sure think it's interesting.
Oh I know how peaceful it is. I've lived in Finland for 4 years and went to a summer cottage every summer, where there's no electricity or internet.
It's mostly theoretical though, so it's based on actual physics but there's not much proof it's a real thing.
Some spiders, yes. But then there are the ones that do spider crimes. And repeat offenders.
I think it'd be bizarre to witness firsthand
I just pictured a lil spooder with a bandit mask
I lived there for almost a year, so, from a more long term perspective.
Cabin fever is real
ive just noticed, with all the chapaa names they look like dark souls boss names
Hey just cause im always a khajiit! I always have wares, but be ware, I have claws and night vision :3
Unparalleled bonus' for me, loveeeed night vision
Summer is here, better rent yourself a cabin! xD
Hehehe hammer goes bönk
I mean, yeah, a lot of theoretical physics phenomena probably would be.
In the class I took on Astrophysics, we talked about spaghettification which is when the the vertical stretching and horizontal compression of a black hole pulling you in would become so heavy that it would actually turn you into a noodle.
But that's also hypothetical.
Would be kinda cool to see, though. Maybe.
Hands down the funniest, random line TFS has written to date.
Original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_1VrZNFpuo
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Noodle Hooman
I smell the ö
Touch the ö
Feel the ö
i play khajiit for self explanatory reasons huehue
Swedish duck go Kväck
Astronomy and Astrophysics are really cool but it's way too competitive for me to want to get into. I think I'm fine just teaching. 
Still really cool topics, though.
It's kvack :(
GOOD NEWS! james may got a Dacia Sandero
Nah, the Ä gives it a more nordic feel
So... have you watched Ant-Man and its Sequel? Do you also have to severely turn the brain off? XD
jusck some random Js in there too
its Kvatch
ITS NOT CORRECT. YOU CANT JUST SLAP ON AN UMLAUT AND SAY THATS HOW WE SPELL THINGS HERE.
unless your danish. Then just pull a line through every o and you basically got it right
I'm often overwhelmed by all the thoughts I have as someone who's neurodivergent so I just let my brain run wild sometimes. No point in trying to control it. Easier to go with the flow of the ocean than to fight against it.
I feel this every time I tell a joke
yeah that's honestly fair enough whoa
Its the hard knock life
Not Danish, just Spanish living in the Nordics, but you're right 😂 Swedish doesn't have the Ä right? It has Å? I've only studied Finnish so my knowledge is limited
everyone run
that 2nd A even looks like a norse building (well from hollywood movies at least)
Sweden: åäö
Denmark and Norway: åæø
MUMS HERE AHHHHH
I don't even know how to pronunciate those
With SKILL
Wuat i missed here? 0w0
Å: oohh ä: aehh ö: uohh
I can get a general idea from Finnish, but Swedish/Danish/Norwegian are Germanic languages while Finnish is Proto-Uralic sooo I wouldn't count on it being right xD
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Finnish is angry keyboard smashing
Oh im as lost as a blind man in a mirror maze
Oh so it is what I imagined
If you're into Physics phenomena, here's a first year one you might find interesting to ponder.
If you're in a car and you're traveling down the road at 100 miles per hour and you have a gun that shoots a bullet at a velocity of 100 miles per hour, and you aim the gun out the back of your car and shoot it, what happens to the bullet?
Not a lot of people I've asked know but it's pretty simple.
Vitun perkele joo
Lmao
Voi vitun
Chapaas, we need a chief of police dont we? Ive been bribed with toblerone
If only there was voice chat
I think that Yuum is policing us
there's private voice chat i guess
yum
Why the swearing?
eat the toblerone waff? 
Voi vitun vittu saatana perkele (and this is a whole sentence)
chapaa
Does something weird happen and somehow the bullet doesnt move? or stops when it exits the window? I got no idea
He started it! Tickut the saddest awoo started all of it
police is different from military no?
Ach there is such fine words to use.
:O WHERED IT GO
I imagine tickut just
Sad wolf noises
pats for Tickut
Finnish is a beautiful language tho. At least it doesn't sound like French spoken with a potato in your mouth and with German accent, like Danish
Dear chapaas.... Vote me for your kong and i hunt everything for you
no
King i mean
People shjould join me in the chapaa pfp :3
Please no touch
doesnt pat Tickut
chapaa has expanded since last night XD
theres only one true king and thats fluffy
We have a king
@limpid yacht poke
You right, but you're wording it wrong.
So in Physics we often talk about how velocity can be negative. (Which is the same thing as speed except velocity can be negative, OR positive. Speed is only positive or neutral in one direction.)
And you might be wondering what I mean when I say it can be negative. On a 2D plane, if you are moving to the right, your velocity is positive. If you are moving to the left, your velocity is negative. Hopefully that makes a bit of sense.
But if you are driving down the road at 100 mph, then everything in the car, INCLUDING the bullet in that chamber of that gun is moving at 100 mph. It's because it has inertia, which means that it is in motion, so it wants to stay moving.
It's the same reason why your body exits your vehicle through your windshield in a bad car accident. Your body is moving while it is in the car, and it has inertia, so it wants to stay moving. But since your car stopped, and your body didn't, your body still has energy in it enough to expel you outside your car. Usually when I tell people that the idea of inertia makes sense.
But since the bullet is moving inside the car of 40 mph, it's velocity is POSITIVE (+) mph. And then it begins to move when it is fired out of the gun at NEGATIVE (-) mph, so you add the velocities together (+40 and -40) which comes out to 0 mph.
So it's just there. And then gravity is still in effect, so it just hits the ground.
The bullet just stops in midair and hits the ground. And I've actually seen some really cool videos demonstrating this!
Props to you for knowing it.
what happened in the night I was sleeping XD
Imma rebell huehuehuehue >:3c
no poke
Would you prefer if I left food in a bowl for you and then left instead?
Yes
Nu touchie?
We have a deal. I'm too autistic to speak to strangers Irl anyway
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
Yes, no touchie. I do not respond well to touch
I'm too introvert xD
how about massage
everyone likes massages
Tickut starts growling and hides in a corner if you touch them
I can only imagine one person that could do that to me
Holy. Moly. That was amazing to read. My brain thanks you, all its had is building games for the past few weeks
I am glad that you are a little bit smarter after talking to me. 🙂
As an aspiring teacher, I think that's my current goal in life.
I want rhe touchies... And a lot of pets ~w~
You try to massage me and the most possible reaction from me is to kick you, if I can't see your hands, I damn fuckin panic if you touch me
Ah my truly Finn self is crying while nerwous laugh over our beautifull language.
Plus enjoyable teaching is hard to find as a learner. Curriculum's i despise personally :/
PETS
I am glad I learned it but fuck is it hard to master. Pardon my language.
lol
I plan on teaching honors Physics or Advanced Placement so there's a good chance that my students are going to be engaged in the class anyways, but I think that I'm going to do a really good job at making it fun for them. 🙂
damn givin me physics flash backs
With all the random people here, does anyone know if that listening to stuff whilst asleep actually helps with learning or whatever?
Yaaaay wags his tail 
I'm not this extreme, I just get very mad and move away from you, might even attack
From the little bit I've seen, I agree!
tanukis are best...squirrels? Panda? pandasquirrel
WHOA what just flashed up and got deleted xD first time ive seen that woo!
I feel this as an autistic person who struggles with touch.
Like, don't touch me, I don't care if you were being friendly, there's no reason you need to be touching me.
Thee are creeping me out friend
Racoon dog
Wait legit?
they be racoon
Yes
In my experience, the physics teacher in my highschool was a really cool person so I think there's only one route for you, @gaunt sand
RACOON DOG NOT RACOON
lol
I read this as Message. I was very confused XD
Something like that. I've never been tested so I have no idea if I'm in the spectrum, but does sound like my reaction
Thanks, dad! I'm glad I made you proud.
I get that autist thing where certain things make the very small lizard that basically bio-mechs my body panic. It will send me into fight instinct and I unfortunately can't control that
😂
Racoons are bears racoon dogs are.... Dogs
my poor smooth brain
Supikoira!
My kid has her water activity book on its side standing up, and I feel like I'm going to have to roll for initiative at any point.
It's racoon dog in Finnish. 😂
Yeah. Racoon would be pesukarhu = wash bear
I just love this language xD
If im pronouncing it right in my hed unlikely that sounds so pretttyyy
I was diagnosed by a school psychiatrist with autism when I was 9 and my 4th grade teacher said I would amount to nothing.
And then I graduated with honors and got into a better university than she could ever get into. And I did it just to spite everyone who said I couldn't.
And now we're here. Feels pretty good.
Heck yeah!
We didn't have this stuff where I was studying xD
Not taking the piss but that sounds like an Anime Main Character backkstory of a slice of life
Psychiatrist anywhere in Spain? Nice try
Goodnight my fellow Chapaa's 😴
Amygosh superkoira is a nice word for tanuki
Sorry to hear that you feel that way.
Whenever depression gets the best of me I remember that I live specifically to shit on people who talked down to me like that, it is what it is.
It's unlikely that you are. Finnish is a messed up language, the alphabet sounds nothing like in english.
Wha? No no that's a good thing! Like damn that's gutting it turned out that way, but youve come out stronger and more determined yknow?
I love this name <3
Öylätti is such a fine word too.
Yöpöytä as well
How...does someone accidentally deep fry a tea towel...
Yeah, for sure. I don't know.
I've found that I'm kinda toxic but I use it to my own personal advantage and gain. If somebody tells me I'm not able to do something, I go out of my way specifically to make sure I do it just to show them up and make them feel bad.
I'm very spiteful. But sometimes, it's a good trait to have.
Kyllä.
Töyötä?
Almost like, oh I can't do that? says who
That kind of thing?
XD
Challenge accepted
That's a way to think about it.
Oh come on how's that actually pronounced cause im just reading toyota
No longer an accident now
Thats the joke XD
Oh....dammit
I remember a few years ago people were making fried Kool Aid and it always sounded really cool but I never ended up getting it. Not sure if anyone else remembers that.
Seee!!!! Like HOW
probably
oh my god it looks like a cat and now i'm sad
Weirdest thing ive seen is deep fried mars bar really... XD
And that is about how you pronouce Toyota.
NO NOW IM SAD TOO
Maybe it fell in and nobody really realized that?
See, I'm sorry if I offend anyone with this statement, but this is how I can tell I live in America.
At this point I'm not surprised if I do. there's days where I feel like I can only exist if I have a mask set up similar to Bane from Batman but instead of rage inducing steroids, it's intense caffeine.
Töyöta wouldn't sound like how Toyota is actually pronounced, tho
Because I have seen those too.
Haha oh no im just not well ventured :P we're pretty tame in NZ too tbh
This pronounce is like micheal bully herbig spell it XD
Well if you think about English pronpuncing it's not far.
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I am confused as to how you see it similar xD It sounds pretty different in my head
Weemano, would you try fried Kool Aid?
@upper marlin short question... Did you have a beautiful landscape outside by you?
I can't understand this. For me caffeine makes me sleepy, I just stay awake 20h through sheer power of will
Only if you try Mämmi. 😂😂😂
sameeee except caffeine doesnt affect me
i just drink it for the pure bliss of the taste
chapaa supremacy.
I think I'm willing to try most things as far as food goes.
Oh god, flashbacks
Some animals I will not eat.
Whats mämmi?
I can deal with Salmiakki but Mämmi is beyond me
It's a dessert.
MAMMY see I cant read that.
jumps on your trampoline
Noo, you read it WRONG 😂
It's a Finnish easter dish that looks like 💩
This giraffe is bouncing today.
runs into a tree racing Vox
Big Boings
Oooh that's so nice looking! I love Birches though I'm allergic to their pollen :<
It doesn't taste bad but it definitely is a bit different.
bah wtf man
What taste is it? Is it shoki?
" Mämmi is traditionally made of water, rye flour, and powdered malted rye, seasoned salt, and dried powdered Seville orange zest."
thats nice
That sounds delicious o.o
I know it looks like chocolate pudding but it DOESN'T taste like chocolate.
I've actually had this before.
I eat it
I honestly don't remember the taste of it, and they don't sell it in Denmark, or at least not around here
It's...not so bad. Unique.
I remember because we had this restaurant at my college that served a food from a different country every day and that's where I had Korean food for the first time.
And proceeded to burn my mouth.
It is pretty unique, yeah
Because Korean food is NOTORIOUS for being hot.
I have a whole trained battle belly
Battle Belly? is that an attack?
Wikipedia says it tastes like Guiness Beer :D
Kinda
If you burn it, that'd be accurate
your pfp in its small mode looked like a lil spooder to me hahaha