#💬│off-topic-chat
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them wholesome moments
I think you'd like if I kidnapped you
ahhahahaha
That's the worrying part
this is becoming unwholesome real fast 
you got it all wrong
Human trafficking?

Your brain is an organ sure

send
yea thats what i said aswell but people dont agree on eggs from the oven
its never too late
whats the best cheese
James May!!!!!
that is a really good question
it depends on the mood youre in
I am actually just like
Low-key dancing to James May cheese song
Apparently not driving a car off a cliff or into a river. So.. Weird. Seems sus

Dutch people are weird about cheese
i would buy the good cheese but its so expensive usually
if i knew thered be no cheese in my fridge id go insane
Cheese is a solid accessory food
Skreeeeeee
yall with cheese is like us with rice
HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT
Cheese is a lie the best on any bread is minced meat
what happened buddy
WTF ARE YOU DOING SHARK
I CRY
h o w
THEYRE PAPERTHIN
Bust a pancake (or pancake equivalent) Shark?
I HAVE DISHONOR MY CAT
MAKE EM AS THICC
i'll make pancakes tmr and show u how its done /j
your pancake actually looked decent
HOW AM I A EDUCATED CHEF AND PASTRY CHEF
HOW
I HAVE LIKE A BRAINCELL
whered all go wrong
The flip
A SINGULAR BRAINCELL
I made some pancakes as well today, but i put ham dices and cheese in them
It happens to the best of us
The flip is where I fuck
i dont believe that chief whats up with ur pancake
KDNSKLSDNDS
To be honest though when it's something in your field you're doing on your own it almost always gets messed up
Unless you do programming, if you do programming you fail all the time
I FUCK THIS PANCKES
I HATE I
TJSO MAJSJDKDOLALA
how many pancakes did you make already?
Saint-Nectaire
wrong
Whoah whoah at least take the pancake on a date first shark
Dont knock it till you try it? 
what is your husband going to think about it?
Pancake flipping is where everything goes wrong
thats so sad but mood
@static hazel in case you need a good pancake recipe that is superior to western weak pancakes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UOowIxfX88
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Blin is traditional slav dish. Easy to make. These are Russian pancakes.
Hard to mess up.
Try it, add mayonez.
Ingredients:
100ml (3.4oz) milk
100g (3.5oz) flour
1 egg
2 tablespoons sugar
1 teaspoon salt
some cooking oil
for fil...
I have the ultimate answer to not fucking up a pancake flip people
ah yes
It's called the two pan method
a cultured man
This is old technicly but i think maybe this is still somewhat valid
Panvakd
the life of boris
it's definitly saint-nectaire
its not
You flip pan 1 containing the pancake upside down while overtop of pan two and the pancake falls out into pan 2
Perfect flip and no errors
Just requires an extra pan
what is it then?
thats actually even more difficult than normal
I've never had issues with it lol
you shouldve just stopped while you were ahead
since i actually went to wedding in a addidas tracksuit i am culturally obligated to watch life of boris
Goodbye pancake, you did your best
ill tell you all about the cheese boy
farewell pancake
OUT OF SIGHT OUT OF MIND
every night in my dreams i see it if feeeeeel it
You really think you're going to teach cheese to a french?
everytime we touch i get this feeling... 
im dutch.
and the best cheese is aged gouda
fight me
but youll lose
Like a yellow submarine!
Comté
cries in lactose intolerance
pls educate me on cheese all these names are new to me
Ayyy das riiight its the tune of the harry potter 2
oh i like comte aswell

embrace the cheese fellow lactose intolerant person
I did and I cried on the bathroom floor to sleep
I especially enjoy the remix by Sir mixalot
DKHIOSDHDS
you mean THE FIRST CHEESE COUNTRY
Yeah it's hilarious that people are lactose intolerant tbh lol
oh you 
cheese war?
The best part is that they're always the people that love dairy products and will destroy their body for them
Doesn't stop us tho. We just regret it later
there is no war
IM SORRY I CANT DRINK MILK WITHOUT SHITTING 5 SECONDS LATER SLDNLKSDN
the dutch were the first to make cheese
😂
so we own the cheese
Chaource is a good cheese too

Cheese is a spicy topic in the basement
Is that because we're basically just rats
I have yet to find a wine that doesn't taste like metal or gives me cotton mouth /cry
French own cheese and wine
what's with that myth
yes
And baguette
any sweet wine will do honestly
Fight me

HA
you dont mean that
thats because hes french
ofc he'll pick the same
thats biased.
It's a sacred 2am snack you get after randomly waking up
I'm not french 👀
👀
yall are both wrong
its only monday 
oop
they stole it from the dutch.
Best cheeses are french
A little Montbazillac will do just fine
yes
wrong the best thing from france is the ability to revolt.
Very true
riot is a national sport
I'll see if I can find it and try a bottle then 😮
thats a dutch cheese you can see it from the shape
what type of cheese is it
That's because we're never happy about what we have, even if we do have a lot of things
We're like children
What cheese is what they'll find once the mods looks through our basement
stubborn obviously
we just all gotta agree that the dutch make the best comfort cheese
and you guys just cant take it

Just because we have a lot of nice things doesn't mean we cannot claim even more nice things
save some for us buddy
I can't discuss cheese with foreigners
I found shark dancin
I like nøkkelost
Yes
It's cheese with cumin in it
BON IS THAT YOU!?
🤷
📸
eh cumin in cheese?
It's good
cumin

Cumin is a spice :(
OH

man
Saint-Nectaire, Comté, Cabecou are enough to beat any dutch cheese
just getting worse
smolnado pls
Well i don't really care about cheese, i don't a lot of cheese but what dutch have that we don't have ? Real question, could be nice to try something new
LMAO
quality beers
No
Cummm in my cheese
Please
Xyzzy resist the temptation
hahahahaha
MNDKL:NSDKLDS
dont even ill never.
Now we talk ! What are your recommendations ?
He said he gives the best comfort cheese idk


i really like the la trappe honestly
We have that too, it's just not mass produced or well known brew
not to you 
man cider just went completely wrong
I don't like wet bread flavored alcohol
Mike's Hard Apple Cider is nice
time to do #0editing
after like a couple of shots
Try german beer 
you wont taste beer anyway

hertog jan is a good solid beerf
nothing wrong with it
good game of scribble I suppose lads
down the hatch
ive got some rum left if youre interested
what does vodka taste like
IMO the WORST is Whiskey. I am sorry but that is... It is so horrible, it's not a good time for me.
ass
Why vodka if i have slivovitz
Depends
spirit
Whipped Vodka is nice
nice
Xyzyy server booster pog
Sorry I don't drink that
not the soda
I much rather drink Whiskey
la trappe is really good !
Švyturys tastes fine, if one day you lose yourself in Lithuania
you should have a bottle in your garage called "spiritus"
It's good 👀
Whiskey tastes like furniture polish
Whiskey is just pain in a glass
the triple is just amazing
don't really like Vodka too much
we dont do alcohol here
I have a bottle of rum, wanna party
its not alcohol is lighter fluid.
close enough
absolutely yes.
vodka is literally the same flavour is lighterfluid
I like most Apple flavored variants, especially Crown
that sounds healthy
I get so much hassle for drinking some fruity drinks but like if I'm there to get hammered I'm making it pleasant, not painful
Vodka is just
Alcohol flavor
yes
just ethanol
Tasty
I can literally bottoms up some Crown Apple
I like vodka
Unironically
I think fancy vodka is just so good
tastes so good, goes down smooth
do you sip it or just throw it down the hatch?
I like vodka in mixed drinks :>
i like rum mixed and 43 mix
I said from the bottle, yeah?
and a lot of mix

Vodka is usefull for making cocktails
I can chug it straight lol
wat
please dont tell me thats true
It is
we stand before a god
youre a cheap drink

It takes like half a bottle of vodka to get me drunk idk man
i dont understand that
well a bottle of vodka is rather cheap
without actually editing the wordings i had to mix and match
hey folkses
i still dont get the editing tho 😦
its fine :(
One thing I'll never EVER do again is absinthe i swear i met god
Cumin cheese is TASTY
hi
Oh I did 75% absinthe
also known as "Le Trap"
big poggers i hope it increases the chances of getting the pre-alpha
That was fun
comfort cheese.
what about comfort meat
Absinthe shouldn't make you hallucinate XD
chicken
offals are comfort meat
me: manages to have every part i need except a switch puller
calf offals
i can't finish my keyboard now :(
no le trappe is a type of beer.
sniff

AS IF
The White Fairy which is 89.9% absinthe, peach vodka, lime juice angostura bitters, ice, and elderflower tonic.
That's what I had
never again oh my god idk why i let my friend convince me
Love a good trippel
everyone does
how do you feel when a dutch man is Chupporter
Keep it SFW guys!
I'm sure the Chapaa gods are watching
🙌🏼
It made me wanna die from how hung over I was the next day lol
mehahaha
officer i am unclean!
cringe honestly
I mean clean.
i hope so 
That's definitely packing a punch
🧽 🧼
much better
dont drop the soap
all holy now.
DONT DROP THE SOAP
all non holy now



that might be moreso the amount than the specific drink XD
but yeah need to stop heard it from the green man
Oh I had more drinks after that, and it made me learn a few lessons 😂
old absinthe was like that, the green fairy that made people mad, but it was a long time ago, nowadays you'll end up with ethylic coma before getting mad in any way xD
i went to a bar were they only served shots and they had this drink which basically was just also about 90% alcohol but then also lit on fire
shit blazed
Sounds fun tbh
btw is Chu officially out or are we still doing the rivalry thing?
no chu is out.
some shots are really well done and looks really good
Nah it was always a weird rumor made up to have the drink banned
like monkey brain shot
it was genuinely fun but it was like 8pm so nobody else was there so you just hit shot after shot
shots shots shots
lel
damn i was gonna play games and its been 3 hours now
make it 4
short of like that yea
haha that means were entertaining
we added some raspberry vodka to a jello pack that's firming up in the fridge now
ive got cod warzone still running in the background i was going to finish the lvl but i kept on getting distracted


oooo jello shots
yush!
dun think jello shots are Dutch
doesnt matter
0_0
it is G E K O L O N I S E E R D
lol
Xyz appropriating things for the dutch 2021 colorized.
watch it or youre getting colonised aswell
time to crusade

In France it wasn't a rumor, just that it wasn't made like it is nowadays, it used to contain methanol, after that there was a big campaign "against alcoholism" and those "anti alcoholism leagues" were like "let's replace massive absinthe consumption with massive wine consumption".
I'm a pirate, not a privateer in the gov's pocket 😉 Only thing I colonize is me own booty
Add England to the Waddeneilanden?
I have said cursed things
youre saying youre a traitor for the true dutch cause?
england is just another island thats under our supervision
on paper theyre our puppet
I'm a pirate 0_0... Dun think you can betray something you aren't supposed to be loyal to
But yeah, you're right it didn't make people mad, mostly blind and depressed
Im more of a fan of Danelaw
Yarr Pirate, i'm a VOC admiral
so you were a deserter from the start ha
das a big one
deserter implies I was once part of the thing I'm not a part of... so no cigar again XD
VOC! VOC! VOC!
once you get born youre part of the dutch cause
When the flag was still orange white blue instead of red white blue
Just call me a blagart and let's cross blades! 😉
Good times
Hi
you only stab people from your own side? ... unconventional...
bring back willem van oranje
well youknow stabbing people to get higher up is a normal action
Thanks
I'm happy with Stille Willem too
Climbing the corporate ladder one corpse at a time!
What is the conversation abt?
once youre at the top nobody is going to look at the bodies
literally alcohol and nothing
segregation between traitor dutch and true dutch
VOC, Dutch colonies,
the one and only uitgedoste barbaar
oh my god we learned voc in history
and they still agree on things
Pirates?
Dang everyone here is talking to each other but about something else...
hated that subject
Okay count me in at the alcohol one
i can understand why get C O L O N I S E D
Okay, favorite drink?
jello shot? It's orange, raspberry

AHHAHAHHAA
Man now i want to change the ping video
Depends on mood. I love a good dark beer
so it throws a colony instead
stout or porter
Probably red wine
red wine?
The VOC had alot of that
the VOC had a lot of everything
red Kool-aid
Brandon, that's not alcohol is it?
doesnt matter
Man Xyzzy you got nearly 5000 thousand messages here
hes american
Whisky
ill allow it
Panna decided Alcohol was the new topic though
It is if you dump some liquor in it
We don’t usually do jello shots where i live
we don't either but we had the stuff for it
im pumping up my numbers for a pre-alpha key
Yeah I really need to get my numbers up as well lol
ahahhahah
I hope that's not how this works XD
I'm way behind though, not even at 1k yet lol
probably isnt
I need to speak more for increasing my chances too
Censor the nsfw Council
the people who made like 500 emails and kept spamming tickets are probably the ones who get one.
entirely possible
And where might that be
and then someone will be selling a key
Yes, we all act friendly and happy here but in reality we're just vying for attention from the devs so we can get pre-alpha
In the basement?
in the basement.
LMAOOO
I usually dont speak bc there’s always a lot of people at the same time so i get lost
In the basement.
in the basement.
I'd rather have a fun community here tbh
Brazil
We should revolt if all the basement goers don't get pre-alpha
YES
Let's gooooo
Hello I have returned for attention from the devs
hell yeah
Basement is the best chan here ngl
we all better get pre-alpha or we riot <3 /j
BRA71L
Wait am I a basement goer I was here yesterday?????
Yes
DO THE EMBED
Kinda dumb question, but do they speak Spanish or Portugese in Brazil?
We are all basement goers here
youre part of the basement.
Portuguese
Portuguese
you can never get the Basement off you
Doesn't matter how long you're here for
the basement is you
Once you're in you're never out
you is the basement
one of us
Perfect 😈


🤭
Wait i don't know what going on here but might i remind everyone that Brooke is a bloody Chuu?
Then I too shall join the riot
A TRAITOR AMONGST OUR MIDST!
the number one rule of the basement is, the trapdoor only opens one way
Panna, as the newest member, you must get rid of Brooke
WAIT WHAT I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT THEY MEANT I JUST CHOSE ONE
Oh we have a trapdoor now?
We getting some upgrades huh
I dont really know what’s happening
Chapaa!
No one ever does
Basic Basement pretty much
chapaa!
whats wrong with being a chuu
you just go with the flow
Chapaa is the real god here !
true
WHAT IS A CHAPAA
YOURE A CHAPAA YOURSELF!?

oh right

!!

some are both even
Both is best
Filthy Chuu, stealin our lands !
absolutely unacceptable
YES BRANDON
Brandon....
JOIN THE CAUSE!
You changed!

one of us
We're winning boys!
one of us


I have a perfect name
Okay tbh chapaa is a better name for them
Im a chapaa
So you're right I'm sorry
thank you brooke
Chuu's just cuter, Chappa is better
its okay
I changed my ways
Both have their advantages
@glad cloak and gerenally we Off-topic people think Chuu is for 14 year old weebs
youve admitted to your mistakes
youre now one of us
Makes sense
welcome to the fold
I swear Steve, we aint brain washing!
Thank you basement dwelling guild, for welcoming my past mistakes, and understanding my basement future
Definitely not, you're just imagining things
i was going to be dark brown aswell if i wasnt pumping my numbers for a pre-alpha key
im sorry for being a half traitor guys 😦
Lmao maybe I should by Nitro for the month 🤔
That's okay, you can represent Chapaa in the pre-alpha if we all fail
we dont judge people for their past mistakes its about the decisions you make in the future 
The most important thing we need to remember is making a Basement guild/party
he whom are part of the basement guild are meant to be together in the palia guild
ill see you on the other side guys

Brandon, just throw a Discord server together already
Lmao, maybe we can do that closer to actual release
😭 I'm a part of a community
chapaa
For 5 minutes
Oh-
You are forgiven, but it's not forgotten
We need a basement guild
the basement dwellers
Can i come too? 🥺🙏
yes
Most certainly
Of course
youre allowed aswell
Of course!
Yaayy

Anyone that participates in the basement is welcome
one of us
who joined us?
anyone whos a chapaa
Someone needs to retool the Vault dweller logo if we make a server lol
gotta pull out my basement snapback
straight towards the basement bois
I must confess to a sin... nearly a week ago i thought the Pet-pics was the best channel on the server
sin
Amogus.
2nd best channel
sus
The basement is family
It's okay, people get confused sometimes. Especially understandable with how cute the pets are
See we have all sinned, it is repenting that will save us
We are becoming a true cult

chappa
ahum
chapaa
chapaa
chapaa
chapaa
Chapaa
chappa
True, do we know of a rough join order for the basement?
just chappa
We of course wouldn't use it as we're all equals, just curious
a rough join order?
Like when we joined
Yeah, like who were the pioneers of the basement and stuff
What is a rough order?
you guys wouldnt mind me claiming to be one of the first?
I reckon, if theres basement dweller chapaas who got pre-alpha

would get like somewhat leadership
Of course not
I joined today.
Yeah I figured you were one of the first Xyzzy
LMAO
Honestly, shouldn't the basement lease Chapaa be the one who talks the most here?
chappa
basement lease?
I do agree we should set up some sort of organization based on Pre-Alpha/arrival time
I think they mean me
are we going to rent out a basement for all the chapaas?
In about 5 years when Palia is the biggest game in the world we're all kinda the earliest
we could
Lmao true enough
basement party <3
We should get our own basement
its an honored position
go forth and proclaim a spot for the chapaa basement!
what bout chus?
We should petition the Discord staff to get a chappa basement chat
CHUS DONT EXIST
CHUU's ARE A LIE
ONLY CHAPA
lol
theyre a lie the church is telling you!
Embrace the Chapaa
SEE THE LIGHT FOR IT IS BEFORE YOU
REJECT ORGANIZED RELIGION, EMBRACE CULT
0_0 when they were being put to a vote, chus were winning by a landslide last I checked

The only reason VOC was as succesfull as it was is because they were Chapaa and not Chuu, just remember that when you choose again @cerulean spade
CHAPPAAAA
Recount.

coloniser

I wish there were a basement vc channel 😔
But I want to have my churger restaurant
yeah same
hold up
Not to be like this
dont expose me
guess I could chapa them up
I probably wouldn’t talk but it would be so funny
Alright boys
But how has xyzzy sent 4.000 messages+
American way
This is the new me
I think Xyzzy
I honestly dont know

Gotta rep the squad
Xyzzy doesnt sleep
doesnt have a life
i need to represent the chapaas
Of course
This must be our names @hallow kayak
nice
4000 messages of chapaa propaganda
Chapaa basement representation is important
Ok but like
Who else is very active here?
obviously Chu need their representative here then
i really wouldnt know
u
there is 24.600 about messages in off topic

Council has about 1300
idk
i just joined like a few days ago lmao
whos council?
Yeah I'm a more quality than quantity at the moment
Me
ohhh you
I just exist in here since friday

Ah I like the upgrade Dweller
but now with a true name
I only have like 980 messages here
ill call you council chapaa
I'm more ADD than any of those two
the council
youre a chuu!
lol
I just call them Council
and youve already seen the light of the chapaa i welcome thee 
I think with this talk we should start a basement council of chapaa
yes
basement
Campaigning starts in 2 days
I mean they're just a meat product for all I care
Basement chapaas reunite
XD
Has the playing Chu-man dedicated his life to the Chapaa yet?
there we go fixed
chuu's genuinely are livestock
perfect
what chu think?
I'm brand new but I should get special privileges since I own a BASEMENT hat
this is dumb and I like it
Daymn
saaame
I vote for Council Chapaa to be the leader/elder of the chapaa basement council
WOW PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
Basement Hat 

+1
damn
oh my god
Damn
dayum
he is priviledged
Alright
beautiful
you win
You're in my guy
its gorgeous
:^3
But like
damm youre breathtaking
Where did you get that
the dollar store
my friend got it in japan
truck stop
You wanna get your friend to order us some?
lololol
can we mass order basement hats?
I heard I need to defend the honor of chu-sempai (not the user :P)
chunite!
I know a certain @frozen gazelle that would mold over that
I've got an idea
PLEASE
in our basement!
the invazion
INTRUDERS
THEYVE SET FOOT ON OUR SACRED LANDS
Alright calling any experienced graphic designers!
GEKOLONISEERD
RETREAT
Invasion? Who????
now i want a basement hat damn
NOO
lol
the chuus are on the battle paaaath!
HOLD THE SACRED LANDS
CHU GECOLONISEERD!
FILTHY CHUUS HAVE TRESPASSED INTO YOUR BASEMENT
JAAA
Need to make a Chapaa basement hat, can use something like redbubble to make it so people can buy it!
Bwahahahaha!
Wait there's a chuu in here?
FIGHTERS TO THE FRONT
cracks neck
WOMAN AND CHILDERN TO THE BASEMENT
WE CANNOT BE STOPPED

Don't go ordering us around with a basic name
We shall not churrender
I am the young
your name is already purple, change it

Do we have kids in the basement?
oh god I hate myself


i am one of you!
I am the closest to kid
No you don't
I WILL FIGHT FOR OUR HONOR HIGH CHAPAA PRIEST
please dont judge my colour
am teeeeeen
Everyone's allowed in the basement but the only one I know of hasn't visited last I saw
Please fritzel
lol
you're right! Crisis of faith averted
We love chu! And we will EAT THEM
I mean I'm 17 does that count as kid?
New name?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Legally yes
Was about to say lmao

No don't leave 🥲
If you wanna eat all the Chuus then go for it
i cant change my colour
I mean we're all talking bout the same animal
my boost is locked
are we not?
for like 6 days
We need you Xyzzy
if I am kid u are
Join the correct side. Purple is welcome among the chu hoarde
finally someone my age 😭
Chuuuuu love the chuuuuuuu
We're all kids in our heads
Oooff... where are the people my age?
Nah common misconception, Chuus are physiologically different from chapaas despite looking the same
where's the 20 something + crowd
Xyzzy we love that you're purple
lol
We'll keep the numbers vague to avoid embarrassment
heya 28 here
🙉 🙈 🙊
Represent
Oh damn right out with it huh
my elders
Oh do explain
yeehaw
32 year old grand-chu, yo
distinguishing myself from the standard chapaas for i am the true chapaa 
Chuu is a kissing noise
Chapaa is the thing with the teeth
I will say it again
@hallow kayak you're purple 'cause you're our leader, leads chapaas to victory !
XD
Xyzzy the Chapaa when?
Exactly, you can even tell from the emotes
And when you have both, you have a party
I will disagree again
Chapaa got teeth, Chuu dont'
Chuu can be the babies
gummy kiss
HHDNKDHSBDKJFHDKGKVJ
It's canon cause it's in the emotes
Like when a Chapaa is a baby
don't know what chu talkin about
DSKLBDSKLDS
chapaa are for chappies
Hail Xyzzy
chappie wasnt too bad

No like
When a Chapaa is born, it's a Chuu.
It's small and don't have it's teefers
NAMECHANGEEEEEEE
True
HE DID IT
Chappas are for chav's
AYYYY
Oh congrats Sigiward
You hit puberty when you become a chapaa

chuunibyou
chuus are all pubescent
We should really get some titles and stuff down for the Chapaa basement though
Don't need confusion or copies
Pfft. Adulthood is overrated anyway
you're contradicting yourself.
Anything has a right time to decide 
iknow english isnt my first language
lol
the amount of writing in the basement should be enough
I propose we make a communal google doc for the time being where people put forward their ideas for titles
same bruh. Dutch here 🙂
The real Chapaa here is inventing things, for example easy tools for cracking the Chuu skull
i dont speak dutch

i speak superior chapaa
he is a chapaa








