💬│off-topic-chat

[ancient bramble]

LMAO

[stiff solstice]

xy im coming for your loot with my warparty

[static hazel]

I've been sunk too many times to care for my treasure

[ancient bramble]

me with my stuff in minecraft

[ancient gale]

The only things I really want to steal are rowboats and storage crates. I don't care about anything else

[hallow kayak]

goodluck finding me

row row row your boat

[static hazel]

Fish, and boom barrels for me

[stiff solstice]

https://c.tenor.com/oRmNQm20lTYAAAAM/that-sounds-like-a-challenge-william-zabka.gif

[hallow kayak]

i just wanna get shot out of a cannon numerous times

[ancient gale]

I'll take a fish if I find it

[hallow kayak]

fishing in sea of thieves?

[static hazel]

I will happily launch you to the top of the sea dog tavern

[stiff solstice]

yes

[ancient gale]

I only fish for compliments

[hallow kayak]

yes please

[stiff solstice]

toxic

[steady cedar]

all I usually do is fish in SoT

[stiff solstice]

/j

[hallow kayak]

i can be your acrobatic monkey

[static hazel]

You're cute and we should play sea of thieves together

[ancient gale]

They need to move the hot tub to the outside of the sea dog tavern

[hallow kayak]

can we just start a massive fishing crew in sea of thieves?

[ancient gale]

https://tenor.com/view/annie-murphy-yay-me-flirting-trendizisst-flirty-gif-14708572

[static hazel]

I have the skeleton dog in sot, it's the only cosmetic i ever bought

His name is bonejamin

[ancient bramble]

thats so cute 😭

[ancient gale]

I've bought mostly emotes

I have a monkey on my alt account named Grumpelstilzkin. He's a jerk

[static hazel]

I never really bothered with emotes? I forget to use them lol

[hallow kayak]

ill throw him a bone for the effort

[stiff solstice]

barrel emote

[foggy night]

Btw what are barrel men

Ppl who live in barrels?

[hallow kayak]

people who are barrels

they breath barrels

live as barrels

their mindset is a barrel

[stiff solstice]

spicy man

[static hazel]

Diogenes, google him. Best philosopher

[stiff solstice]

@ancient gale add me

[ancient gale]

I use them all the time. I point and wave and slow clap

[hallow kayak]

you need emotes for the taunts

just so they can ruin you harder

its a mental game

[ancient bramble]

cant be as mentaly draining as valorant right

[ancient gale]

My fav is the sovereign wave. And my favorite time to use it is right after I get away from another crew, just before slamming into a rock because I'm not paying attention

[hallow kayak]

valorant is something else

[ancient bramble]

LMAO

[hallow kayak]

i suggest stopping with that game

protip

as a scientist

[stiff solstice]

best way to get better at valorant: uninstall

[ancient bramble]

i want to but my friends and i dont have much games to play

(we're poor)

[stiff solstice]

same

[hallow kayak]

go to epic they have free games

[ancient bramble]

so we tried paladins but the sea servers suck

[stiff solstice]

as in im poor. not that i play valorant

i have standards

[foggy night]

Used to play paladins

[hallow kayak]

ew no wouldnt want to be caught dead when youve got valorant installed on your pc

[ancient bramble]

cant be me pfffffft

uninstalls

[hallow kayak]

[static hazel]

Now I'm way too hyped about sot lol

[hallow kayak]

we need to SoT

[ancient bramble]

how many giga does sot take?

[ancient gale]

52

Ish

Maybe 56

[ancient bramble]

damn ok

[hallow kayak]

im sorry in advance

[ancient gale]

And you'll definitely want it on a SSD

[ancient bramble]

im gonna get one hopefully soon

[hallow kayak]

best i can do is HDD

[ancient gale]

Helps so much with load times

[stiff solstice]

aggressively slams it into my 128gb m.2 that already has windows

[static hazel]

@ancient gale Pspspsps
You should play with us. Rod made a friend group so we can actually make a off topic crew session happen

[stiff solstice]

ye add me so i can add you to it lol

[ancient bramble]

this is my only storage atm 🥲

[hallow kayak]

are you trying to call him like a cat?

[stiff solstice]

pspspsps

[static hazel]

I pspspspsps everyone

It works surprisingly well

[hallow kayak]

ive missed that one

[steady cedar]

[static hazel]

No i haven't had to call anyone's attention here

[hallow kayak]

does it work on you aswell?

[stiff solstice]

no she's a shark

[hallow kayak]

what do you say to a shark?

[static hazel]

Yes. Pspsps, hey you, dummy, it all works

[ancient bramble]

pspspsppsps

[hallow kayak]

BLRG?

[stiff solstice]

chumchumchum

[hallow kayak]

chum the waters

[ancient gale]

I would, but I have a group of friends I don't get to play with enough because of my schedule. I'm usually solo sailing to relax or sailing with them when I have time

[ancient bramble]

awhh :((

[static hazel]

DrSpicyman can't even be fished with compliments

[hallow kayak]

f

[static hazel]

I see how it is

[stiff solstice]

f

[ancient bramble]

is that a

[hallow kayak]

it was all a lie

[ancient bramble]

a pun

[static hazel]

No they said they only fish for compliments

I called them cute before

[ancient gale]

Also the social anxiety 😂

[hallow kayak]

social anxiety doesnt exist

[static hazel]

If I can sit in a call with xyzzy and Brandon and have violent cold sweats the entire time, so can you

[ancient gale]

You lured me into a conversation. That's no small feat

[hallow kayak]

pspsppsps

[static hazel]

pspsps the spicy crew mate

[hallow kayak]

nobody knows youre sweating while in a vc

so youre lucky shark

[ancient bramble]

or do they

👁️ 👁️

[static hazel]

Dude you have no idea how much I was actually just trembling when we watched over the garden wall

[hallow kayak]

last time i checked i couldnt smell much from my screen

[hallow kayak]

no i really dont have any idea thats true

[ancient gale]

I actually avoided vc in all games unless I knew a person in real life until I played SoT the first time during the alpha.

[hallow kayak]

i watched that show again and came 0% closer to forming my own theory

[static hazel]

I can't in-game vc anymore after swearing for a solid 2 minutes at my crew mates

I think windows blocked me

[ancient bramble]

LMAO

mood

[ancient gale]

😂

[hallow kayak]

ahaaahhahah

man too toxic even for windows

[ancient bramble]

would be best if we just do vc in discord

[static hazel]

Discord vc always better

[ancient gale]

I love the proximity chat in game. We'll be getting into a fight with another ship and my crew will be like "where's bull? I think he's muted" Then he other ship explodes and I'm like "I was doing a thing..."

[ancient bramble]

except the rare times where discord crashes mid game (happened to me with my friends)

[ancient gale]

Gotta be quiet so the other ship doesn't know you're sneaking

[static hazel]

DrSpicybeef

You should play with us

We are a lot less scary than you think

I will @ you if we play as emotional support

So you don't have to be in the group chat

[ancient gale]

You can do that, but like I said, my schedule doesn't give me much time to play

[static hazel]

I will still @ you

[ancient gale]

I work and do school full time and already have more than 200 hours of forced overtime at work this year

[static hazel]

And you MIGHT have time for us

I will take my chances

You'll be remembered

[ancient gale]

I'll warn you now, if I join you, I will blow you up at least once

[stiff solstice]

we'll aggressively try for exactly 2 1/2 days.

[ancient bramble]

noted

[static hazel]

This is acceptable, I blow myself up all the time

[ancient gale]

That reminds me, I should sail a bit before I go to bed 😏

[hallow kayak]

im just a cannonball i get blown daily

[static hazel]

This is not that kind of server

[hallow kayak]

SO FUNNEH

[static hazel]

You're welcome

[hallow kayak]

get that mind of yours out of the gutter

[static hazel]

You know the clown in it

And how he literally lives in the sewers

I'm on a similar level of gutter

[hallow kayak]

thats actually quite impressive lvls of gutterness

[ancient gale]

The gutter shark

[static hazel]

That's me

I thrive in filth and squalor

[ancient gale]

No wonder you like SoT

[static hazel]

YARR HARR GIVE ME THE GROG

[hallow kayak]

youve had enough to drink

[static hazel]

I have only had water today

thank you v much

And some fries

[hallow kayak]

well

youre a shark

youve got plenty of water around you to drink

[ancient bramble]

bold of u to assume they dont live on land

[ancient gale]

Land shark

[hallow kayak]

[ancient gale]

[hallow kayak]

youve got an emote of yourself

but then cooler?

well this is a pumpkinception?

[chrome timber]

pizza with sweetbread, how about that?

[hallow kayak]

sweetbread on a pizza?

[chrome timber]

yeah

calf thymus

it's actually good

but it must be a cream based pizza

[hallow kayak]

dk bout that one chief

i normally dont put sweet things on my pizza

[chrome timber]

i mean i thought it was called sweetbread since i searched for the translated version of "ris de veau"

but it's not always sweet

[hallow kayak]

oh yea no sweat is something else...

[chrome timber]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweetbread

[hallow kayak]

ahhh....

could work...

[chrome timber]

in France what we call "ris de veau" is the thymus of a calf

and it's actually really good on a pizza

[ancient gale]

You don't?

[hallow kayak]

i dont what?

[hallow kayak]

never had it isnt typically sold over here

[ancient gale]

Oops

[ancient gale]

You don't?

[hallow kayak]

yea i do i come in like 8 different colours and millions of variants

[ancient gale]

Huh, expected more shy than that

[chrome timber]

what about lungs, heart, tongue, liver or kidney?

[hallow kayak]

nah only the original ones do i count not the random fanmade garbage

[hallow kayak]

no no yes yes no

[kind wagon]

i read this one a while ago, pretty nice, but i think the one that most implement the game aspect with the real world one is overgeared, they explain how the game is so complex, how the classes work, it's so well done

[tacit siren]

Booting up Runescape to get me into the cooking, farming, fishing vibes of Palia 😄

[hallow kayak]

i surely hope it wont be that

im quite done chilling at a grand exchange for 20hours

[tacit siren]

Yeah I'm sure it won't, just need something to bridge the gap whilst I wait

[placid mortar]

Goodmorning! What is going on today?

[boreal reef]

H-hi

[placid mortar]

H-hello...

[static hazel]

Playing sea of thieves with my irl friend

[ancient bramble]

H-h-h

[static hazel]

hhhhhhhh

[boreal reef]

Im just shy

[static hazel]

[placid mortar]

So am I, believe it or not. But im also deranged so it balances itself out.

[ancient bramble]

Oh im sorry i just dont see a lot of people stuttering through text 😭😭😭

[static hazel]

I remember the dark ages

when everyone did text stutter

2011

[manic shell]

it's okay

[placid mortar]

I did the stutter for an ESO character i was roleplaying way back in the day. Not so much shy as nervous, she would visibly shake with either dread or excitement in social situations.

[glacial epoch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/777821086837374986/788327409740414996/blobcatsleep.gif

[hallow kayak]

man people talking in stutter

[manic shell]

I'm easy to talk to online but I never talk irl

[glacial epoch]

Mood.

[manic shell]

Mood

[hallow kayak]

just never talk in general

[manic shell]

Yeah that <_<

[static hazel]

I talk ALL THE TIME when I'm nervous

[glacial epoch]

Some folk be weird.

[raw verge]

does anyone wanna see how i stay sane when writing

[ancient bramble]

I prefer listening to people so i honestly dont mind if someone talks a lot

[manic shell]

I never speak and even at work people try to talk to me and I keep it to yes and no <_<

[boreal reef]

I was writing in other channel

Sorry

[hallow kayak]

[tacit siren]

[hallow kayak]

hit us

i just talk when theres something to say

[placid mortar]

Sure, h....xyzzy said it first...

[hallow kayak]

you lost the draw

quicker than my own shadow

[placid mortar]

Im on the phone, had I my keyboard i would have defeated you!

[raw verge]

my wallpapaer i use sometimes when writeing n stuff, so when any window is not in fullscreen i hear..

[hallow kayak]

im lucky luke

you cant beat me

[boreal reef]

Doggy

[static hazel]

You are dreadfully aware that i do, you've heard me talk

[raw verge]

its a yeen

[ancient bramble]

I love it

[glacial epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/kat-gif-21697577

[hallow kayak]

yup i really am aware how much you talk

[boreal reef]

Nuuuu the cat

[placid mortar]

I love fucking with my cat like that.

[manic shell]

I feel like I've seen some of you in other discords

[raw verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/700383634586075241/774059255145168916/unknown.gif

[hallow kayak]

wish we just stayed quiet the entire time so you would get mega awkward

[boreal reef]

I want a cat qwq

[hallow kayak]

i need an active pet

[manic shell]

I want all the fluffy dogs

[raw verge]

fun fact if you go on discord names then profile you can see what servers you share

[placid mortar]

If ye find a good one, they are incredibly chill and relaxing pets.

[glacial epoch]

I don't know any of you so.

[raw verge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-funny-attack-weird-gif-3530159

[hallow kayak]

[glacial epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-eric-balfour-insane-you-sound-insane-whats-going-on-with-you-gif-15314345

[manic shell]

I've been looking <_< but i've also recently got rid of some of the servers I am a part of

[hallow kayak]

why you bully cats

[raw verge]

this is a good thing

[glacial epoch]

I bite.

[hallow kayak]

harder

[glacial epoch]

. .

[boreal reef]

I love when cats are:

[glacial epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bruh-annoyed-gif-21339312

[boreal reef]

https://tenor.com/view/i-love-you-kisses-lick-best-friends-dating-gif-14656677

[raw verge]

[hallow kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-silly-wtf-crazy-kitty-gif-12896137

[manic shell]

[glacial epoch]

[hallow kayak]

[ancient bramble]

I love cats

[hallow kayak]

since when did this turn into a cat channel

[ancient bramble]

I have 3

[placid mortar]

Because i have a a deep and spiritual bond with my cat that goes beyond mortal terminology....that and he just takes it in stride so i keep doing it!

[manic shell]

I love dogs

[ancient bramble]

Theyre all dumb i love it

[hallow kayak]

as long as you keep it pg idc

[glacial epoch]

Weh.

[placid mortar]

He is good boy, i would never hurt him!

[glacial epoch]

I gotta vacuum. Brb.

[placid mortar]

Anywho, off to play Biomutant with the wife and kid, have a nice day all!

[glacial epoch]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pdF1a7Qi9c

[upper marlin]

So tired. 😑😑😑

[unreal knoll]

not knowing people is great

[pale ridge]

I bet, iirc you guys had a bright and early wake-up.

[unreal knoll]

it means you havent fucked up the first impression yet by saying you like Chapaa more than Chuu

[hallow kayak]

chapaa > chuu

[upper marlin]

Lol we did. But it was a fun day. Lots of pizza and good comppany.

[hallow kayak]

its just a fact

theres nothing to be ashamed of

[pale ridge]

Oh pizza is the best bandaid.

[hallow kayak]

the dough?

[pale ridge]

It makes things better

[upper marlin]

Was perfect once again. 👌

[hallow kayak]

[static hazel]

Hey look its dad

[pale ridge]

Hi!

[upper marlin]

So if I get mad at you, do I have daddy issues then...? 🤔

[hallow kayak]

probablyu

[pale ridge]

.... 🤔 yes? Yes. Yes you do???

[hallow kayak]

are you old enough to be a dad

[upper marlin]

🤔

[ancient bramble]

🤔

[odd path]

This chat is way stranger than #💬│palia-discussions

[hallow kayak]

[odd path]

In a chaotic neutral sorta way

[pale ridge]

🤔

[upper marlin]

Best shit.

[hallow kayak]

we are lawfully chaotic

[upper marlin]

Afully right and funny.

[static hazel]

Hey dad, do you wanna play sot with us sometime?

[hallow kayak]

is he part of the SoT team?

[static hazel]

He plays sot

[pale ridge]

Depends on the day, but I'm usually free in the evenings after 8pm est.

[static hazel]

Thats....

2 am I believe for us

[pale ridge]

Yeah I am an actual parent, so my time is incredibly limited.

[hallow kayak]

2am

[static hazel]

I am only parent to a cat

[upper marlin]

Deeply True. I should be feeding the gremlins...

[hallow kayak]

im not even a parent

[ancient bramble]

Im a parent to 3 cats and i have no regrets

[hallow kayak]

i dont have any responsibilities :^)

[last juniper]

Guinea pig and dog parent over here woo!

[static hazel]

I can barely care for myself, i'd rather not get crotchgoblins

[hallow kayak]

crotchgoblins came in pairs

[static hazel]

It's like guinea pigs

[pale ridge]

To be fair, before we spawned, I was a generally irresponsible person. I'm constantly surprising myself.

[hallow kayak]

you never get one and it doesnt end

[static hazel]

Too autistic for kids

they scare me

[hybrid willow]

I tried being a dog parent (trial adoption period) but I am so not ready to be a parent 😓

[ancient bramble]

Kids?

[static hazel]

Yes

[ancient bramble]

Mood

[last juniper]

I’m locked in a room with 20 of them for 10 months out of the year. I don’t need more wailing banshees in my life.

[hallow kayak]

idk how kids are able to produce the sound they make

[hybrid willow]

#TeacherLife 😩

[hallow kayak]

like which kind of demonspawn possessed these kids

[last juniper]

It really is impressive.

[hallow kayak]

it doesnt end

it just doesnt end

[last juniper]

I teach 5 year olds and I had one this year who just would ramble sounds at the top of his lungs

[hallow kayak]

nothing coherent just sounds.

[last juniper]

Yup

[hybrid willow]

Omg I feel! I teach English to 3 and 4 year olds whose native language is a language I'm learning, but they're always talking to me in their native language fast so it might as well just be noise to me

[last juniper]

Hello fellow teacher!!!!

[hallow kayak]

im not a teacher and i never will be

[last juniper]

What a way to learn a new language though. I mean learning it around kids can be super helpful

[hybrid willow]

I'm learning all the whiny-kid words tho 😂 "I dont wanna", "that's mine" lol

[last juniper]

Well now you know how to tell someone not to touch your shit? 🤣

[pale ridge]

Good words to know

[hallow kayak]

ahahhah

[static hazel]

anything under the age of 10

is scary

[pale ridge]

Major respect teaching 3-4yos though

[hybrid willow]

Oh I agree, kids are scary 😂

[pale ridge]

8yo and up are my ideal age.

[unreal knoll]

[pale ridge]

That's even they start playing more videogames and i can relate to then more.

[unreal knoll]

I regret having urge to take things out of context.

[pale ridge]

It's.... It's inevitable. 🥲

[unreal knoll]

this is incriminating evidence of the chuu for sure

[hallow kayak]

you sure you wanna say that?

[unreal knoll]

but yeah, the whole weekend of mine has been just taking things out of control and throwing shade with the crew

[pale ridge]

I regret a lot of things but the only thing I can do is roll forward.

[unreal knoll]

so many questionable things had been said and was clipped faster than light

[hallow kayak]

alright

ill call it a draw

[loud linden]

Goodmorning friends

[pale ridge]

Good morning!

[hallow kayak]

morning aki

[glacial epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/french-bulldog-digging-fall-fail-roll-over-gif-17686736

[ocean perch]

Morning! It's a bit later here in the UK 🥰

Oh no poor doggy

[left sable]

Oh i missed a lot

[hallow kayak]

sometimes i really wonder whats going on in the mind of a dog

[glacial epoch]

[left sable]

not morning here too

[limpid yacht]

Here some tutorial

[glacial epoch]

Is that what they're teaching the military nowadays?

[foggy night]

Who yall got

Floyd or logan

[static hazel]

Pink Flloyd or logan paul or?

[glacial epoch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757030434629615724/850893023692980264/Screenshot_20210328-223622.jpg

[upper marlin]

My 6yo is a badass gamer girl allready. 😂

[glacial epoch]

[ancient bramble]

Whot

[pale ridge]

I'm looking forward to playing video games with my kid. Especially Minecraft and server-based games. Because then she can play those video games with her aunts and uncles.

[hardy mango]

Good morning, Palia friends!

[pale ridge]

Morning!

[foggy night]

Morninn

[glacial epoch]

Aa,

[upper marlin]

Yeah we play minecraft together too. And she plays the first levels when ever I need a new wow character for something. 😂😂😂

[pale ridge]

Awww. I knew a guy who had his 3-year-old mine for him in Eve online.

Seems like an efficient use of child labor.

[glacial epoch]

Oh no

[upper marlin]

I can't even fish in wow if kids are around... They just took over by force.

[left sable]

good evening !

[upper marlin]

I need a nice new Book to read. 🧐

[static hazel]

what books do you like

[upper marlin]

The ones with kinky elfs. Duh. 😂😂😂😂

[dry condor]

One with words in it, likely

[loud linden]

me too!I

That;s how im learning english nowadays

[upper marlin]

I did swap to English too about a year ago.

[loud linden]

and i watch more english movies nowadays! lots of people words are confusing lol

[static hazel]

No kinky elves, but have you read the way of kings?

[hallow kayak]

wait

[upper marlin]

Nope.

[hallow kayak]

kinky

no lewd

[pale ridge]

Does that include courts? Of varying different qualities?

And wingspans?

[upper marlin]

Oh it might..

[pale ridge]

👀 👀 👀

[upper marlin]

And maybe some poisonous Relationships between human and fae and some random giant snake happenings.

[static hazel]

The night court I think the name is

[unreal knoll]

Sounds alot of like Sarah J Maas

[pale ridge]

👀 💦

[static hazel]

Shadow and bone is an ok book

[upper marlin]

But I have read all her books allready. 😂

[static hazel]

The night circus is good too

[upper marlin]

Just finished it.

[static hazel]

16 ways to defend a walled city was good

[upper marlin]

Cruel Prince was good too.

[pale ridge]

I just read the book Wolf of Oren-Yaro and it was a pretty good middle fantasy adventure read with some political intrigue and a lot of Southeast Asian influence.

[upper marlin]

Maybe I should just order those six of crows books.

[static hazel]

I enjoy sci fi so I read all of the expanse

[pale ridge]

If you like the expanse, I would probably also check out the long way to a small and angry planet by Becky Chambers

Very different feels but similar kind of aspect where it explores space life.

[static hazel]

Oh

sounds cool

I'll look it up

[hardy mango]

Those are my FAVORITE books to read 😍

[hallow kayak]

ive got this amazing book

its called the book of oberon

[static hazel]

what it about

[left sable]

I think i need to read more, I don't even know one of the book you talked

[ancient bramble]

i used to read a lot back in middle school but now i dont have the attention span for it help

[static hazel]

I read a lot still

[loud linden]

Yoo chat I got a win today

[static hazel]

I like reading

[upper marlin]

It's so easy with e-books to read.

[loud linden]

We’re at a diner today and I ordered .. in english!

[pale ridge]

Woohoo!

[hallow kayak]

MAGIC

[loud linden]

[hallow kayak]

[left sable]

[pale ridge]

Good job!

[hardy mango]

Heart of the Fae by Emma Hamm. Highly recommended! ☺️

[ancient bramble]

i bought a book last year and still havent read it yet LMAO its the last book of a series too

[loud linden]

Thankyou friends!! Im actually quite proud

[upper marlin]

is it spicy?

[glacial epoch]

Heck

I think Stalker is breaking.

[left sable]

You can ! It's not easy to do when you're not confident !

[hallow kayak]

idk what stalker is

english is a good lang

[glacial epoch]

Stalker is a very, very stress inducing game.

Singleplayer Tarkov.

[hallow kayak]

gahhahhaha

i tried tarkov and thats just a dickmove

[glacial epoch]

Annd.. I think it broke.

[ancient bramble]

what did

[left sable]

I love english but never speak it, mostly because i'm not confident and have a lame accent too, tho i writing is ok for some reasons (but i do some mistakes :c)

[glacial epoch]

My version of stalker.

[ancient bramble]

oh???? D:

[hallow kayak]

idc about either i just spam everything

[glacial epoch]

Oh.

Right, can't cuss.

It refuses to load up, tch.

[hardy mango]

It has spice, but not a whole lot.

[upper marlin]

acotar level?

[glacial epoch]

Angy.

[hallow kayak]

[hybrid willow]

The Seven Realms series by Cinda Williams Chima is really good, but no kinky stuff :/

[upper marlin]

I think i need the kinks atm. 🙈

[pale ridge]

That's a mood.

[hybrid willow]

Haha I feel. There was a kinky fiction novel about Oscar Wilde I started reading years ago... I cant remember the title tho

[unreal knoll]

surely there isnt too many Oscar Wilde kinky novels...

googles

[glacial epoch]

[upper marlin]

the werewolf stories in dreame are good sometimes. but I want a wholesome story this time.

[unreal knoll]

[glacial epoch]

[unreal knoll]

I dont think this is the kind that they be lookin for

yeah didnt find proper results using the phrasing "Kinky Oscar Wilde Novels"

maybe its the lack of the proper lingo

[upper marlin]

why is it spicy

[unreal knoll]

I got curious so i did search with scuffed effort, but when searching with terms "books about oscar wilde" there was more sensible results

[hybrid willow]

Damn, I'll do a search see if my picture memory remembers the cover 😅

[unreal knoll]

best of luck on the search

Time for a slight rest, have a nice day folks

[pale ridge]

Sleep well!

[upper marlin]

...I have the battlenet launcher open and I cannot decide if I should play or not

[limpid yacht]

https://puu.sh/HMKh1/b299519adb.png

@hallow kayak fixed it

wait wrong tag

@autumn sequoia

fixed my wand0wz

unfortunately i didn't need to buy a key but I did before I figured out I had to buy

oh well hope whoever it is enjoys the 5 dollarydoos

the watermark was really fakkin annoying

[limpid yacht]

play wot game?

[glacial epoch]

Oh dear. .

So i got a fresh copy of Anomaly but, save's dead.

So. . this means i've to start fresh.

[static hazel]

My partner is cooking

[glacial epoch]

Angy.

[static hazel]

Im so happy

[hallow kayak]

Why?

[unreal knoll]

Food, do you need more?

[static hazel]

Exactly

He's a great cook

[unreal knoll]

all hail the Great Cool

[static hazel]

Plus I like looking at him while he cooks~

[hallow kayak]

...

Stop lewd?

[static hazel]

I'm like the worst cheerleader of all time

[hallow kayak]

Oh?

[unreal knoll]

could've been in the artistical sense

[static hazel]

"SHAKE THAT PAPRIKA!!"

[hallow kayak]

Oh dear god

[static hazel]

"WHOOOO STIR THE RIIIIICE"

[hallow kayak]

SHOW THE MEAT WHOS BOSS

[static hazel]

... now I couldn't say that lol

[hallow kayak]

Surreeeeee

You couldnt

[static hazel]

He'd whip it out if I did

[hallow kayak]

Hagagagagag

Dear god no

[upper marlin]

Newermind there is a thunderstorm now.

[limpid yacht]

rip storms 😦

[unreal knoll]

I mean it is recommended to take meat out of the cold to be room temperature before cooking

[hallow kayak]

Glad for the storms

[unreal knoll]

all i see practical solutions and folks be scared :DD

[limpid yacht]

I enjoy storms but not when the power goes out

no one to enjoy stormz with D:

[hallow kayak]

We dont have that

We have decent electricity lines

So power doesnt go out and when it does its probably going to be a major issue

[limpid yacht]

I will riot in the streets of your town and throw tomatoes at random busses out of anger if my power goes out 😦

no im jk

but damn

if it gets too hot in my town, my internet goes out

[hallow kayak]

Bet

[limpid yacht]

same for cold

[unreal knoll]

those are particular problems

[hallow kayak]

Just have a backup generator

Bigbrain move

[unreal knoll]

and I am curious how hot and how cold we talking and who built the cables!?

[hallow kayak]

Probably the best they have

[limpid yacht]

cold: like 20f (-5c ? idk)

hot: can't remember. 100f

no clue what that is c. like 30 or 38c idk

[unreal knoll]

time to google the F to C

[limpid yacht]

[hallow kayak]

Theres a big difference between 30 and 38

[limpid yacht]

indeed there is

[hallow kayak]

30 is managable 38 is death

[limpid yacht]

but I'm not a scientist nor am i intelligent

[unreal knoll]

if the 30 more is through the day and the cables are poorly insulated i reckon that can happen

[unreal knoll]

reminder ability to communicate with others is a sign of intelligence

[limpid yacht]

I can't handle 30c in the slightest because I have neuropathy

[hybrid willow]

Cant find the book for the life of me. Sorry guys 😓

[hallow kayak]

:(((

F for the lost book

[unreal knoll]

No Kinky Oscars for you :(

[static hazel]

Hoohaa
Big word for big man
I take stick
Beat stick
Stick win word

[limpid yacht]

🤔

[hallow kayak]

Wait wot

[unreal knoll]

this is a sign of early communication skills, proud of you

[hybrid willow]

Honestly big sad

[hallow kayak]

Wood beats stone

[static hazel]

I watch anime

[hallow kayak]

[unreal knoll]

paper wins stone

[static hazel]

My brain is the size of a medium planet

[limpid yacht]

My brain is a pineapple sorry boys

[static hazel]

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA

[hallow kayak]

How come yours

[unreal knoll]

Random fact, koalas are apparently smoothbrains

[limpid yacht]

josh does

[hallow kayak]

Well youve proved that one

[upper marlin]

We have these summer thunderstorms allmost every week.

[hallow kayak]

We should make it transfer to humans

[unreal knoll]

extra fact, they would die to starvation if ya put their main food eucalyptus on a plate front of them, because they wouldnt know what to do

[hallow kayak]

So whos a volunteer?

Koalas nasty

But not nasty as sloths

[limpid yacht]

what a bunch of dumbasses

[hallow kayak]

Why are you bullying koalas for being smoothbrained :(((

[limpid yacht]

they stole my shoes and dont wash their hands

[hallow kayak]

[unreal knoll]

My shoe now.

[static hazel]

Literally worst animal
Hear me out
Is pandas.

[unreal knoll]

are their brains smooth?

[limpid yacht]

I love pandas but they're mentally like disabled or something. don't even know how to have s3x without help from caregivers in china

their brains are 500x more smooth than koalas

or at least I think so.

[static hazel]

They secks one or two days a year in the wild, but they live on hills, so if AGAINST ALL ODDS they find each other during those days, chances are the male will FALL OFF THE FEMALE AND ROLL DOWN THE HILL AND NOT MAKE IT BACK UP IN TIME TO TRY AGAIN

[limpid yacht]

[upper marlin]

We have two pandas here in Finland. People pay over 50 euros extra in that Zoo just to look at them laying around.

[unreal knoll]

to improve the funny, sounds like my amorous adventures but better

[static hazel]

They used to be carnivore, then some how Subdeveloped into being vegetarians, meaning they have to eat copious amounts

But still don't get enough energy

To move their massive fuckin bodies

And their camouflage doesn't even he king work in the environment they live in

So they are just SUPER VISIBLE at all times

[glacial epoch]

Weh.

[static hazel]

Do you also roll down a hill when someone asks you to copulate?

[pale ridge]

And iirc, they're not even a keystone species.

[unreal knoll]

Better yet, I stay downhill.

[static hazel]

Yes
They are not needed

[unreal knoll]

too much of an effort to get back up

[static hazel]

They literally server a smaller part of the eco systems they live in
That beetles do more

[pale ridge]

Trees do more.

[unreal knoll]

I am kinda curious how they got effed so bad

[upper marlin]

People love the useless things. 😂

[pale ridge]

Humans.

[unreal knoll]

this is why my life goal is to be useless

[static hazel]

Tbh trees are MVP and should honestly replace humans

[glacial epoch]

Can agree, some people love me. nwn;

[hallow kayak]

They can replace a vast majority of humanity

I dont wanna die virgin

[unreal knoll]

I like opportunities to joke about very relaxing

[hallow kayak]

[limpid yacht]

GUYS WHO HERE HAS SEEN ALIEN?

the movie from 1979

[static hazel]

If you're into crossdressers, I know 3 guys who's willing to help you with this around your area

[limpid yacht]

pls dont bully Alien if you didn't like it 😦

[hallow kayak]

No thank you but appreciate the offer.

[limpid yacht]

one of my fav movies

[hallow kayak]

Why do you sound like an add on a random p0rn website xf

[pale ridge]

Alien is a good suspense movie.

[unreal knoll]

Shark.ad

[hallow kayak]

Hahaaha

Shark.ad.com

[upper marlin]

Hehe.

[limpid yacht]

I loved that movie

that and I am Legend

[unreal knoll]

to be fair i remember when there was lapse on youtube adverts and they promoted some ungodly games

so could've been youtube ad too :D

[limpid yacht]

they still promote/advertise horrible shit on youtube and they don't even care.

scams, straight up nudity, nakedness, other weird shit, etc.

but you know if you say doo doo in a video you lose those ads I'll tell you hwat. lmfao

[unreal knoll]

its difficult to make loadsemoney sometimes if ya stick to morals

[static hazel]

I fixed my name @hallow kayak

[unreal knoll]

this is why i dont have morals but still piss poor booyaa

[pale ridge]

Seems legit.

[hallow kayak]

Hahaahaha xd id like to meet sharks in my area

[static hazel]

I am officially the worst dating site exist

[unreal knoll]

Love it, Local Curious Sharks in your area

[static hazel]

Especially since I'm the only one there and I am married.

[upper marlin]

Like cougar but with fins. 🤔

[unreal knoll]

Seacougar!?

[hallow kayak]

And gills

[limpid yacht]

yo are there any lonely women in my area?

[hallow kayak]

They can breath into me without oxygen

[limpid yacht]

I live in [Anonymous VPN].

[static hazel]

I'm more like a seacow?

[upper marlin]

This.

[upper marlin]

Awee a manateeee

[limpid yacht]

you a baby seal.

[unreal knoll]

Cowsea Cougarsea Manatea

[static hazel]

The ma'am-atee

[limpid yacht]

https://youtu.be/Wl0KcVv_H20

this you

[upper marlin]

Totally an adorable jigly thing.

[limpid yacht]

https://puu.sh/HMKDU/76becacc7b.png

has to be you, has the rump

look at that booty

[static hazel]

I love seals but they get slam dunked by everything and everyone around them

[unreal knoll]

Boop the nose

[static hazel]

Everyone bullies seals

[unreal knoll]

This is true

especially whales

[limpid yacht]

I will protect that seal if it costs me my life

[static hazel]

DINNER TIIIIME

[hallow kayak]

Ripe and wide sharks in your immediate area

[upper marlin]

We have these seals that are called Saimaan norppa. They live in a lake. 😂

[hallow kayak]

Have a nice dinner

[upper marlin]

So no shark danger for Finnish seals. 😂😂

https://youtu.be/0fYh0wBbWuY

"Saimaa ringed Seal Pullervo enjoys the sun and looks to the camera."

[foggy night]

Give me that shark fin soup

[hallow kayak]

Oh yea how long do you want those sharkfins ive got them in all different size

[foggy night]

Mmm gimme those 6 foot ones

Serve them with sturgeon caviar

And a dressing of truffles with gild flakes

[static hazel]

I'm not that wide, I'm more long

[hallow kayak]

Youknow what they say about long sharks ;)

[static hazel]

Yeah, that you're short compared to them.

[hallow kayak]

Sure sure ill see whats nearby for the freshest sharks

[hallow kayak]

Heyyy... not like that man whyd you have to attack my height :(

[static hazel]

Small baby fluffy

[foggy night]

I didnt know sharks get personal

[static hazel]

I get very personal with xyzzy

[hallow kayak]

Yea this one is a meany....

Boomershark refuses >_>

[static hazel]

Irl I'd be too shy to even look at his face, but online I'll just make fun of him because he's shorter than me

And younger

[hallow kayak]

Ha ha ha ha

Raid incoming and we will see whos shorter and a baby

[upper marlin]

🤦‍♀️

[static hazel]

If you come to my house, I still offer brownies

You can absolutely also pet my cat

[foggy night]

Weed brownies?

[hallow kayak]

Id take you up on that offer

[unreal knoll]

fuck brownies, show me the KHAT!

[static hazel]

No normal brownies

[unreal knoll]

[hallow kayak]

KETH?!

[foggy night]

Oh thats good too

[hallow kayak]

YOUVE GOT KETH?!

[unreal knoll]

there any recent images by any chance, maybe in #🐾│pet-pics !?

[hallow kayak]

Noo not the animal

[hallow kayak]

[hallow kayak]

Omg

[static hazel]

She is keeping watch for the raid

[unreal knoll]

Ayyy its like distant cousin to Bingus

[hallow kayak]

Id get scared

Look at that cat

[foggy night]

Googled keth

[hallow kayak]

Man they are thicc

[upper marlin]

AAAAA a stinkyball catto

[hallow kayak]

That cat can take me on

[hallow kayak]

YES

[static hazel]

I have a ballsack that sits and meows at me all day

[foggy night]

A living ballsack

[hallow kayak]

A shaven ballsack

[upper marlin]

Life coals.

[static hazel]

Smooth ballsack
Soft ballsack

[hallow kayak]

Little ball of sack

[foggy night]

A sack of balls

[limpid yacht]

just ate garlicbread pizza

yum

[hallow kayak]

Nice

Good fcking food

[foggy night]

Sounds good

[static hazel]

Btw if you search
From:shark 2#4342 in:#pet-pics you can have loads of pics of my cat

[hallow kayak]

Thats a lot of ballsacks

[static hazel]

She is very ugly

[unreal knoll]

I figured

[hallow kayak]

Does she expand?

[unreal knoll]

Keth is Keth alright, I like em is difficult to see em ugly

[hallow kayak]

You like keth too?

[unreal knoll]

since it sounds funny to the situation, i have appropriated it like an arsehole

[upper marlin]

I have 7 cats atm. 😅 All the fluffy kind.

[unreal knoll]

more than "0" cats would be too much for my budget

[foggy night]

Just buy fish

[unreal knoll]

so i will be fine to look at others cats

[foggy night]

They are easy to take care of

[unreal knoll]

I have killed about 40 fishes.

so lets not add in anything bigger

[upper marlin]

I used to have aquariums for like 20 years. 🤦‍♀️

[foggy night]

Fish as pets are life support

U get hungry

[limpid yacht]

I got you fam

[static hazel]

I want a sucky fish

UwU

[static hazel]

Puppies!

[upper marlin]

I kinda want to build a new nano again. But but.

[limpid yacht]

ipod nano? nano wot

[foggy night]

Kept betta b4?

[limpid yacht]

nano aquarium ?

[upper marlin]

Aquarium.

[foggy night]

Yup

[static hazel]

Nano bots uwu

[upper marlin]

Yeah two or three times.

[foggy night]

They are beautiful but too high mantainence

[upper marlin]

It would be fun to raise some killi fish. 🤔

[foggy night]

They look amazing

[upper marlin]

I used to have discus fish and axolots. So betta is kinda.. Too easy.

But we have no room for over 200 liter tank now. So it's not fun anymore.

[hallow kayak]

I had fish until the bowl cracked and they all died

Well bowl its just a square boc

Box

[upper marlin]

Sad.

[hallow kayak]

sort of

but youknow

we got a birb and snek now

[upper marlin]

What kind of birb?

[unreal knoll]

I wanted to do "Goddamn Nano Machines" but i am not sure how many would get it

[hallow kayak]

parakeet

[spiral moss]

Heyaaa! Such cute puppies ❤️ ❤️ if ever, you can also send your pet pics in the #🐾│pet-pics channel 😄

[static hazel]

Show me the danger noodle

[hallow kayak]

i dont think discord allows that

[static hazel]

You said have snek :((((

[hallow kayak]

i hav snek

i hav 2 snek

[static hazel]

SHOW SNEK

[hallow kayak]

sure

[static hazel]

[unreal knoll]

but yeah snek kewl

[limpid yacht]

same pics, but more were posted than that, I think aha. search from:Arc#1000

in #🐾│pet-pics

[static hazel]

I have received zero snek

[limpid yacht]

😄

I love the peoples animals and pets

[unreal knoll]

maybe they are busy getting the right position for the sna... there we go

[static hazel]

OwO

Snek

[unreal knoll]

dual snakes

[hallow kayak]

dual sneks

[static hazel]

They're so pretty!!!!

[hallow kayak]

[unreal knoll]

I bet its a snek with two heads one south one north type a deal

[limpid yacht]

pics are fine and dont scare me but i actually have an irl fear (partial phobia?) of snakes, worms, and spiders.

my nieces used to chase me around with snakes they owned growing up

[unreal knoll]

its mythical

[hallow kayak]

how did you know

[limpid yacht]

almost got bit by a baby rattle snake too when I was young

[hallow kayak]

its 1 snek with two heads on each end

these sneks dont scare me cos theyll only bite if theyre AWNGRY

but theyve just been fed so they wont be

[unreal knoll]

also since its quite warm about

[limpid yacht]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/024/725/disgusted.jpg

[hallow kayak]

thanks thanks i take good care of them!

[limpid yacht]

getting bit

skary 😦

[hallow kayak]

ahhahhaha

theyre not venomous

come onnnnn

[unreal knoll]

fears are fears its difficult to get around them

[hallow kayak]

they just want to strangle you with their tiny body xD

[unreal knoll]

now big ol snake is a possible breathnt nope rope

[limpid yacht]

also scary ass porcelain dolls D:

[hallow kayak]

yea

theyre dicks

[unreal knoll]

duh my porcelain dolls aint moving at day, why are you scared

[jaunty jackal]

Cuties 😊

[hallow kayak]

thanks thanks ❤️

[jaunty jackal]

Saw a snake recently when strolling through the forest

[limpid yacht]

above pic is related

[unreal knoll]

[left sable]

I want to put a hat on them !

[hallow kayak]

do it

ive made perfect pics of them

i dont have tiny hats laying around

maybe ill get them somehwere

[left sable]

Sad

[hallow kayak]

send link ill put them on

[limpid yacht]

@summer eagle my response

[unreal knoll]

I keep forgetting i shouldnt click all the media from users

so far it has been nice volume on the media sent by you fellas but ofcourse there was some random rookie with "Haha the more volume the more funny"

[summer eagle]

Ig i should have enabled the spoiler

[left sable]

can't find a good one

[limpid yacht]

I usually have my headphones on quiet but most of my webms have no sound.

😦

[unreal knoll]

I just dislike loud media and generally where the main "haha funny" is the more loud it is

[hallow kayak]

awhh i want put hats on sneks

[unreal knoll]

I have to say i should most likely have categories with the media i have

[summer eagle]

Sr.Pelo would like to know ur location and at what time ur parents leave for work

[unreal knoll]

all of them are just in the downloaded folder :D

[limpid yacht]

Like this one

[summer eagle]

It doesnt open :V

[unreal knoll]

I feel like i might have seen this one with sounds

[limpid yacht]

wym doesn't open

[summer eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-gif-21166005

[unreal knoll]

could be using mobile

[summer eagle]

Yeah lemme switch to pc

[unreal knoll]

or connection isnt the best or for whatever reason that media didnt make it through some absurd censorship

[limpid yacht]

bruh they're webms they dont work on iphone.

[summer eagle]

its an android

[limpid yacht]

your android phone is doo doo for not playing webms

[summer eagle]

😢

[unreal knoll]

now I havent seen Link about with their media, but i give people first time chances

[summer eagle]

all my webms have sound tho

[limpid yacht]

last webm sorry boys

[unreal knoll]

It be like that

the good kinda memes are not endless

[unreal knoll]

small kek videos and relatable very cool

[limpid yacht]

this one has "discord mod" meme pasted all over it

[summer eagle]

either that or redittor

[unreal knoll]

[upper marlin]

I just watch these like "Ooo, random stuff incoming."

[unreal knoll]

look at the moderator side of the user list and notice that "verified discord moderator"

[summer eagle]

did I hear random stuff ???

[summer eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-cringe-anime-didnt-ask-no-one-asked-who-asked-gif-19583625

reject modernity embrace tradition

[glacial thorn]

anime avatar

Tricky is my favorite anime waifu

[summer eagle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/443522014934859787/851158753817788436/video0.mp4

[upper marlin]

https://youtu.be/eCIs6dS7yi0

[pale ridge]

https://c.tenor.com/FkMw4ZNbEtEAAAAM/pirates-of-the-plain-tim-curry.gif

[sinful haven]

I have a question for any digital artists: I'm planning to buy a drawing tablet with a screen, ideally one that connects to my windows computer, and I was wondering if anyone had any suggestions?

[hallow kayak]

anything from wacom

[pale ridge]

Huion is a highly rated brand iirc

[left sable]

xppen, gaomon, wacom, huion

[summer eagle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw

[static hazel]

The muppets treasure island is a treat and I love it

[pale ridge]

I got a wacom one after having my intuos 3 for over 10 years.
My only suggestion is to also be aware of what ports you need. I had to get a converter for my set up.

[pale ridge]

It's the best muppets movie ever and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise.

[static hazel]

I have never watched another muppet movie

[summer eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/the-grinch-evil-smile-creepy-smile-gif-7618321

[static hazel]

[summer eagle]

we do a little trolling

[hallow kayak]

muppets

oh yes i love kermit

gotta kermit warcrimes

[summer eagle]

<Fraggle rock

[hallow kayak]

dk

[summer eagle]

its like 3 times older than muppets

[unreal knoll]

does it count if i make scuffed shit with my mouse?

[unreal knoll]

oh right time to check through the rules and see if i can post the next meme related to kermit

[summer eagle]

Oh boy thats not a good sign is it xD

[hallow kayak]

hahhahaa

almost forgot rules

[unreal knoll]

the rules are well made and is meant to cater broad audience so i can understand it

but i am dark humor man so need to see what level of them are accepted

in this case i think, we arent going in details, and it is in comedic purpose, but if it is too much i can understand

[hallow kayak]

F in the chat

but yea youre going to lose that

[summer eagle]

dark humor gang

[hallow kayak]

nice humor indeed

[summer eagle]

it still surprise me this is actual script in the game :p

[hallow kayak]

well idk about that one

thats a missplaced joke

[left sable]

Never forget

[unreal knoll]

Inspirational words

[reef thunder]

@timber arch wanna join a ro server? 🙂 offer is open for any Romanians who managed to find this jewel of a game 😄

[unreal knoll]

I think since we just spoke about rules its time to plug in the #809856950111830046 and something about selfpromotion

[reef thunder]

sorry, not meant to self-promote

[unreal knoll]

altho seeking same speaking folks is admirable lessens the struggle on the communication