#š¬āpalia-discussions
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i mean earlier my brand of chaos was yelling about how america is terrifying and how i dont understand you guys
They're all bbq to me. Onion, golden, original, honey sweet, mmmm
Let's not start that conversation again.
my point is that im not that wholesome
Super agree
Best... boi
But you here. Doing your best.



What of chuu



what sound does that make
plap
OK y'all. Ima go take a nap. Don't forget to drink your fruit and eat your water. Don't forget to stretch on your breaks and to tell Rin he is best boi.
chuu is a false idol and you should reject his teachings
Oh.
how do i stretch during my breaks
i'll eat a watermelon so i can do both
tell yourself you are best boi because I know that's a stretch for you to say that. Smoll steps fren
stretch on your breaks
when did you become a comedic witch anyway
i swear you used to have a different name
self nominated
im asking timeframe wise
I am the with formerly known as cosmic witch, and it has been at least a week since the change
What made you not be a cosmic witch?
hi panda š„ŗ
oh right you were cosmic witch that tracks
ok now sleep shoo shoo
have a nice nap
what you do open mic nights at your hut now?
had to emphasize that nearly almost every thing I write here is meant in jest.
Ah.
nah more like roving comedy caravan
cinn puts on a clown outfit. a cloutfit

cackling witches in the distance
ok I am gonna nap now bai guys be guds
i am physically incapable of being good ok bye
on a wagon on a wobbly medieval street through town yelling jokes and making herself laugh
How we doing?
i want to play
Aka living her best life
dont we all
I mean we all try at least ^^
Canāt wait till we get to play! Going to be awesome!
I would like to play but am stuck at work. And then I have to go home and adult. Bleh.
Yea, I can't wait for all of us to play, too
Will be awesome
Rin, you see nothing
at least you can play at all forte
At least I have yous guys to chill with.
if there is alpha testing its going to be released this year right? right? 
maybeā¢ļø
Ye. This is a nice place to sit and chill.
need a game like fortnite 2019 again the griiind
If we“re lucky end of next year, but that is probably still pushing it
Ye.
I'm getting into classic WoW while waiting. š
im so lonely without you guys
We right here.
I try to keep myself entertained with ffxiv until Palia releases

if i could code or make 3d designs i would work for free ngl
Sometimes I can still hear their voices
I tried FF, New World, GW2, WoW-- GW2 is passable, but everything else sucks and I get bored on GW2 anyway
Don't under value yourself. Go learn those skills and help make cool stuff for moneys!!!
to make palia release earlier*
Played GW2 for a while as well, never got really into it that much
im literally watching bbq videos when i dont even have a working stove
Ahaha, but bbq is soo nice though, and we love to torture ourselves with things we can“t have
@surreal crest ^ guess who
ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
I've finally started down the path of learning C to learn C++ and I look at my overcomplicated calulator and then at a fully realized video game and I'm like "but how". Can't wait to learn this technological magic.
Buy a rubber duck
You will learn it over time
Wat?
You havent heard about rubber ducking?
Yeeee
its a time honored tradition among programmers
OwO am listening
your code fucks up, you explain it to a rubber duck until you figure out where you messed up
(it's the idea that explaining your work to another person makes it easier to spot mistakes)
Oh yeah but I do that to someone who actually understands ot
Just the principle of getting the thoughts out of your head out loud, makes you process them differently
Ooooooh. I'll just walk my cats through my code.
You just say what the code does /should do and then you hear or think of your mistake
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubber_duck_debugging
it has a wikipedia page
also im not a programmer btw
its just funnier to tell people to get a rubber duck
Yeye. Good advice for this greenhorn.
Bottom line to this being I'm vv impressed with game devs and I hope all of them anywhere are proud of their work.
I'm curious what engine the game is running in, anyone know? or is it their own? =D
Unreal
ue4
Y'all are so fast!
noice, unreal 4 is noice
True
you could say they're... unreal
I have not left my devices for many moons
Will you need graphics card or just ram and integrated
Become one with the device!
im not familiar with what different game engines do
i just know some names
and also that people hate unity
The only reason people hate unity is because everyone can use it and so more crappier game get created
What can one typically do on integrated graphics? Idk the last time I didn't have a gpu.
I'mma be the devil's advocate here, Unity is a perfectly fine engine, people used to give it gruff because it was so easily accessible and a lot of people made sub-par content with it without understanding the intricacies of it
There's some solid unity projects out there tho.
Unity's pretty good, as far as engines go. I think goten's take is probably accurate though
Weep
good mobile games from unity
like Cuphead was made using Unity, that's pretty pog
oh is that right?
i didnt know anything about it so i kinda just knew that people didnt like unity. didnt know why really
......i feel like i heard something about genshin being built on unity
Vr and ar games are also made on unity
any medium has its' ups and downs, believing that there aren't inherently going to be flaws with anything is silly at best
Hi guys
t'was indeed
the greatest unity project is yandere simulator
Oh no...
please no
:)
Pls no
What a gameš
That's some quality bait
No what have you done....
if anyone thought i was serious i would be worried for their mental health
Alright super random thought but also good point. Am a big lurker most of the time and such an active chat can be kinda intimidating.
If any lurkers are lurking and not sure how to approach us you're always welcome to say hi or cut into the convo <3
Yandere simulator give me 2015 feels
tumbleweed
it started dev in 2014, although 'development' is a strong word
cricket noises
That's okay. Is still a good thing to keep in mind. Y'all are friendly tho so I know you won't be rude to any newcomers who do pop in.
I too was once a lurker this was the first chat in which I keep coming back
lurkers list updated hehe
I“m also a long time lurker, feels daunting to say hi with this many active people sometimes
remember, it's always good fun to get involved, but lurking is also an entirely valid way of appreciating and supporting the game and the community and we love you all the same for it! 
Yeeeee 
This chat is very friendly, is the first time i see a community like palia
im quiet irl but i dont shut up online for some reason
I feel like this conversation has massive mood swings
Am sure like most MMOs ive played even the people who don't like to chat with other players and like to solo things will likely still find the community cozy and welcoming <3
This is currently favorite place to lurk
I'm mostly quite to strangers also almost always on the internet
you are cute
Might just be the CHAOS of the community.
It just sometimes moves to fast for me and i get overwhelmed, luckily i have Berry to keep me updated ^^
CHAOS
no
yes

(cheeky little life hack, #š¬āoff-topic-chat is often a lot quieter and is a good place to get started if the pure, mostly unadulterated chaos of this chat is overwhelming)
I'm older than you, don't argue
<=== Is Lawful Good...
Can confirm: theres a lot of convos i simply dont have the energy for
Yup
:(
go to your room. Did you do your homework?
I started a couple of weeks ago talking here mostly for the theory debates
the word homework strikes an instinctual fear into my soul
Ditto
Pikachu
And now I work from home...
Go to your room and chill then? ^^
i think im actually gonna have a panic attack now
not because of you specifically btw just so you know im just feeling very guilty all of a sudden ok bye i need to go sort this out
...
Oh no. Go relax yo 
Time to attend to the ponder and yonder of your yet known information
I hope you come out alright Rin, if you need to talk just remember we're here š
Take care of yourself, however you do it, hope it passes quickly š¤
Relaxš§āāļø
aw fuck wait I'm meant to be writing D&D stuff
Fiddle sticks*
Number 3 and 4 are very close though 2 is still gonna win(villager vote)
Deng yeah. 2 is the winner this week.
I need new photos to theorize about
yes! Hoping to see more official art asap!
Here, I'll post some photos of my cat for your to think on
Cats in Palia would be lovely.
I spy with my little eye... A lurking blacksmith š

Most pawsably the cutest cat
You didn't
That was the purr-fect pun
But i did ^^
I have chosen well
What is this the writers room for monster hunter?
I think goten is allergic to puns š
Paw-lia?
Seems he's goten outta here
im back i think i was overexaggerating
it barely lasted a minute lmaooo ok cats back in the house $$$$
But you Nevakan leave
I hope there's as much puns in Palia as there are here 
We will see to it
O wow I'm gone for 1 minute and this comes around the corner
It has goten out of hand
Ha! Goteeeeen
I goten tissue for you
I don't know if these are getting better or worse
I think they've goten worse
Yea how do you people have so many puns with my username in it
No offense taken ^^
For I am THOR, I bring the punder
You could say we've goten a little creative
when the puns cause pain thats when you know theyre bad
Ow they where causing pain some time ago
If you're thor then you should take a pain killer and a hot shower
Imagine the puns at my and Julesā home in Palia
It“s a real PUNishment
We need a Palia facepalm emote...
(Have one in the works already)
Yea they are getting worse by the minute
I think you guys have punintentionally invented a form of psychological warfare
I'm sure you two could come to a pun-derstanding
My brain is getting killed by these puns
how can all you made that many jokes?
Your brain will be pundone
I feel like I was gone for quite a few hours, but I come back to punsanity once more
They had stopped
perhaps the rin will sleep now
you brought them back.
It's unpunlievable
I should sleep after this insanity
puns!?!?
Well Rin, cats do need like 18 hours a sleep a day.
Do you pronounce erinome like eurydice
I have millennia of gathering the jokes up
Got any solid Palia puns to share?
No don't
Iām Ashuraāll have a couple
Oh boy, here we go
Howās that for speed
Zoom zoom
And six hours of naps
Berry I'm Jel-ous of your pun prowess
All Chuu need is to be confident in your puns
Erinome like eurydice, can't say I've heard that before :o Most people say erin-ome. Or just eri 
Ouch
we need a facepalm ashura emote...
Idk just that makes me kind of Eri
i just dunno if erinome is pronounced like gnome
Erry
Iām working on a facepalm emote calm your sernuks
erinome like eurydice was my first thought though
But my work will be slower for the next 3 weeks
I'd pronounce it like that, I'd say. But you're the first person to ever point that out to me haha
:o
oh schnitzel, it's almost midnight
That's my "I should probably go to bed" time.
this game looks so damn good omg
Almost midnight, time for me and Jules to make dinner
its almost 6 am here
i need to sleep earlier
Oi that's a nice name
Uhm yea
yes you do young man
ok bye
have a gn Rinboi
Bye
Palia? Yeeeeee. Even for being so early on what they've shown is beautiful.
Itās her name and yes it is nice ;3
Techically it“s Julie, but Jules always worked as well ^^
oh you are here too?
that's lovely aw.
I was always(sometimes) lurking, but i“ve evolved into talking now ^^
Weāve both been in here since day one ^^ Iām just more, forthcoming so to speak
^
I'm probably going to dip for the night. I hope you all have a good time! Have many thoughts and dreams of Palia~
And onto you, as well, forte
Night :3
I finally finished cleaning Einar...
I've been here since day shrug
You sent your first message the 10th of june
exposed
shrug
What do i get for being part of the sub-3k club? Whatever it is, I hope it's fungible.
Sub 3k what?
Discord members Iām guessing
Good days
helloooo
sup
Helloo ^^
ššæ
erissssss 
Whoa, the one and only Eris
facts
AND Steve? What is happening š
STEVE!
the reckoning has come
Are you back?!

Anyone have any idea if our palia character will be customizable or will we all use the same one? Sorry if my English is not very good.
There will be character customization
Customizable from what I read in the FAQs
morning chapaas
Good timezone Ted
After midnight here, so yes, techivally it“s morning ^^
how's it going y'all?
morning in aussie
evening in TN
Good and you?
Did you have fun?
It was humid. How do people live in humidity??
but it was a ton of fun, very relaxing
Right! You went on holiday!! Hope you enjoyed
Gills
yeah im with you Eris
They are fish peopleš
The only time humidity never bothered me was on vacation in Hawaii...but that could just be because vacation brain.
Say hi to @peak monolith , nowās your time!
most of Oz is humid so im kinda stuck in the middle
I still donāt know after 30 years of dealing with it
I took so many showers it was insane
lol
Hello @peak monolith! It is my time!
Then i guess it“s my time to say hello back ^^
Can confirm. I have gills
I KNEW IT
where did you go Eris?
Water world
Mexico, down near Cancun
were your travels affected by the virus?
YUP, we had to stay longer cuz they thought my GF had covid. So we're spending an extra week here
Ooooo another TN boi?
we are pretty lucky in australia atm
But she didnāt? Hope all is well
Aye, moved to TN from CA about 18 months ago
nah she good! Thanks!
Well welcome to the state! Been here my whole life!
Hello Jules!!!! āØ

I've lived in humidity most of my life. Moved from L.A to Michigan when I was 3 then to DC when I was starting 8th grade. I don't do well in dry climates. I don't like needing chapstick in the summer
cinnatoasty arent you really just french toast ?
Cinnamon Toast.
lel
I love heat. Went to Las Vegas a couple times for work. It was over 100 degrees and I was loving it!
Add some sugar and she would be
cinnamon without sugar is pretty harsh
Helloo ^^ 
Prefer 100 of dry heat to 80 in humidity. 
sorry i cant stop im a chef
I am cinnamon sugared toast. No egg or syrup
A spoon full of cinnamon makes the medicine (and everything else) come up
I do fine in 90 degrees and 80-90% humidity, but 100+ and dry kills me
Don't eat just cinnamon kids
lmao
Cinnamon toast is best toast
this sounds horrible
Will humidity be a factor in Palia?
lol
CONFIRMED! Add it to the documents!
coding that would be so awesome........
Don't sweat it
If I'm out in Vegas or LA this time of year, I feel like Martin Short pouring sand into his mouth from his canteen in Three Amigos
get out
HA
solid dad joke
This dad joke bot is pretty good.
Iād miss you to much
i must return to the realm of fatherhood
I wouldn't actually! Game and team too fun
i bid farewell
Yeah, but Eris prefers dry humor.
have fun!
Everybody wants to play Palia, but everybody forgets they are playing THE GAME
Dev says game is fun! Add it to the document @heavy dew
Best of luck to you ^^
GAME IS FUN TO PLAY CONFIRMED??? HUGE LEAK GUYS
I had an art-related epiphany while dreaming last night that I absolutely don't have the energy for right now, but it was to draw a Chapaa version of all the mods and devs and I woke up laughing when this huge moon with a Chapaa face on it came down out of the sky to join the others with Eris written on the back in Sharpie.
Letās not kid ourselves the testers canāt be quiet and have leaked that they enjoy it numerous times already
yeah i'm ready for it
WAT
Heya Eris you're my fav dev
blame Nel
Oh hi youāre still here I said nothing
We've had to kill a few of our own. These are dark times.
you should find a better one, i'm WEIRD

šµāš«
I accidentally leaked that Palia has a discord server
You know who my favorite dev is? The person who starts with [S6]
Whoa...
anyone got ideas for a trippy drawing?
it's tru
Nonstop
Nonstop?
That“s a major spill
Idk if I should be reading this I might get ideas and I have to many for emotes already
I never read while I'm typing lol
Sure, go forth and realize my weird vision. #š¬āpalia-discussions message
I don't know if this is a good skill or.. lol
Good for lolz
Ah true!
Eris please go to #channel-hidden we have a lot to talk about
Alright it is time for us to go forth and have dinner (at 12:43AM) and indulge in Vikings, fare thee well, all
Bye ^^
Drink lots of mead for me!
The official dinosaur of NDA is the pteredacted...
leave
I can't wait to go home and play some FULLY REALEASED PUBLIC ACCESS GAMES THAT HAVE BEEN OUT FOR A VERY LONG WHILE
We're talking Portal 2, Aladdin on the SNES, Earl Weaver's Baseball on a Tandy 1000
Also Risk of Rain 2 I enjoy that game a lot
Well now I actually do kinda want to get an Earl Weaver's league or an OOTP league running
Maybe with a team full of Discord people from here
Wait a minute this isn't #š®āother-games I am calling the police
S6 dad when?
I say this in the absolute kindest way, but I don't think I could afford the paycut.
(I'm sure they pay well, but I'd have to start at such an entry level position and I've got a lot of years in my current career)
ah'
no hear me out, you're like the reverse Nel. She's the community director, you're the community disruptor. You're already an expert at that
Therefore they pay you experts pay
I feel like I should be offended by that
aight, chair is going sleep
gn y'all
no, think of it more like a flash and reverse-flash situation
but we don't know which one of you is which
Well, I'm done with work for the day, time to go get some supplies.
Does Reverse Flash run backwards really fast?
I think he definitely could if he wanted to
How do I know what my pronoun is or do I even need to pick one?
He just moves extra slowly
don't need to, but pronouns are what other people use when describing you!
You can pick it in the #šāserver-directory channel, but it's optional.

Sounds exactly like me
Me too, I'm still waiting for when it'll be helpful
milky!
Alrighty, thank you
Right? It's little head scratches are soo cute!
Can we kill, cook, and eat the sernuks? They look like theyāll go nicely in a stew
Or a steak
I want to kill, cook, and eat the grass. Grass soup when?
(hint: grass soup is just grass and cold water)
Air soup when?
i like my water soup just fine
that sounds an awful lot like tea
For those who study the blade?
it is except there's no brewing so it's literally just a handful of grass dropped into a bowl of water
oldschool tea, nice
No one? Blade of gr...
cricket chirrups
I'll get my coat.
It's too hot for coats, come back
Valid point
Hello, my name is Wippit and I'm a non-alpha spouse. It has been 9 days since I lost my wife to pre-alpha. I'm beginning to believe the separation of gaming is starting to drive me insane. I was listening to "Change Style" by Benny Benassi, and I swear Einar's name is right in the first line of the song. And now I can't get the image of him dancing like Fergie in a girl scout uniform out of my head. I think I need help.
I killed the chat. Sorry.
My Friday is over! Hello 1 day weekend. 
Peeling off price stickers. This is the only time.
I think you might benefit from a strict regimen of different music selection. This is merely cautionary advice and not to be construed as medical instruction. I only play an MD on TV.
Sounds of Silence it is...
he's old... (wippit)
Oh hi Passion. :3 bahaha
Sigh....
hi š
Who is your wife, Sir? Lol.
that would be me
She's not wrong...
That official art lol, fantastic.
Oh I agree. But, itās funny as hell. Thank you for these laffs.
Ashura reveal ONLY
only ashura
put it in memes so it shows :P
I'd put it in memes, but it wouldn't make sense
it always makes sense
Instances is the answer to the last question
Ok, but... romances. Einar is sleeping with 20,000 people?
einar isnt romancable :v they said that a while back
But you get what I mean
yeah i get you haha
i mean its the same as any other game with any other system interacting with npcs. its connected to the player
in WoW if i go through the entire shadowlands story, it doesnt mean no one else can do it. some things just..wont make sense, and thats fine
Yeah, but in WoW you don't marry anyone. The closest relationship you get is helping turtles make it to the water
its still the same concept is all
its gotta be 'instanced' for lack of a better word, else the first people to get married to them will take them, and literally no one else can. might as well not have marriage as a mechanic in that case
except me cause i didnt play leigion lmao
š š¢
I have returned with my supplies, what did I miss?
First comes love then comes marriage...then comes...
smooching
Still searching for love here
Divorce
š
The ever developing separation anxiety that is Wippit's long distance relationship with Palian wife Passion Tiger.
I'll worry about the rest later.
wait whippit isnt she sitting right next to you š¤
yes. waving an NDA at him
I can't see her monitor.
for legal purposes that was a joke
How long until the next invite wave?
probably whenever they do alpha (if they do an alpha)
OMG 2 Offical Art posts in one day!?
Quick lets speculate for the next 12 hours before the villager is revealed!
Well, I feel like I can't call her Pie Lady anymore.
You don't know that, all those tools could be for baking!
ima go out on a limb and say the next guess will be artist
look at all those brushes
Might just steal a hearty blacksmith's heart...
what are the races
She's got a brush for coating things with butter or an egg wash, scissors for when she's wrapping something up in string for smoking, a hammer for....uh...tenderizing meat for meat pies!
what about the races?
Undefined race, and golem
I find all of this comforting
hmmm ic
I got you Offal
we got human, elf-like, golem, and grimalken
Where would I be without ya?
Although at the moment only known that players can be human
Probably in the same place but without him
Fair point
Iām so helpful I know
Hanging up your blacksmithing hammer for a pottery wheel
i just realized they put culture for only einar and zeki š¤
What's Grimalken?
There will be no Swayze reenactments. Sorry my friend.
Kat people!
grimalken is a cat person race (zeki)
Oh dang, they're in Palia?
I might have missed the art for some of them, then.

^ this is Grimalkin

They should all be in Official Art, go check them out!
i cant wait to be able to splurge about the villagers
Ah yes, the wallpaper of only Ashura, the best cat people
oops! All ashura!
Catboy Ashura confirmed?
thats semi cursed
Ashura nya
and thats completely cursed
UwU
I just want to choke my autocorrect. If I have to edit every post I'm going to lose my noodle.
Ashur-nya
ashura is a bear š¤
same
Rip, I know that feeling. My autocorrect gets super weird
Sometimes it'll do right, but then it'll do dumb edits like changing she to he, bug to buggy, teacher to teach, and etc.
Those are words, phone. Just use it
Btw Eris answered a question I asked about the game earlier, does that count as an interview? Am I a game journalist now? 
polyamory to polygamy.
My favorite religion
That was a mighty big change my phone decided was appropriate when having a serious conversation with someone who had just told me about their marriage becoming open
That's what chaps my hide. It changes perfectly real words into other words I have never typed in my life.
i dont think ive ever typed polygamy with my phone, but i also just say poly when talking about polyamory
Hope they understood the phone's mistake š
I apparently I was too ambitious and should have just typed poly lol
in b4 it types out Roly Poly
im just bad at spelling so i shorten what i can lol
@buoyant heath Hey I got a joke for you
Yes, absolutely
Oh boy
I can't tell it till dad comes home
he went out for cigarettes, im sure hell be back soon

Stay tuned for the big reveal
My first thought lol
Sure he aināt getting the newspaper?
He said he had to go get cigarettes for his milk.
ew
mmm tobacco milk
Brb I have to go walk my shark
That sounds adorable
Speaking of sharks I've been playing Maneaters and it's so fun
I get to play as a freaking shark
pics or it didn't happen
Oops canāt get pics, have to help my goldfish thatās drowning
#š®āother-games please 
Jokes on you. She'll just make a photo realistic drawing!
Oh yeah whoops, my bad
Every time someone mentions sharks I keep expecting Maya to start spewing shark facts into chat.
Dad's home!
DAD'S HOME
Okay, shooter. Let's hear it.
Sharks are awesome, bull sharks especially. They eat just about everything
Then you have deep sea sharks like goblin sharks with their weird mouths
Me and Offal are apparently Dad's children
My friend's new pup is named Sharky ā¤ļø
Wait dad actually came back? What a twist
goblin sharks tho..
lol you will summon her. I've seen it happen.
So if they add fossils we can dig for in Palia like in Animal Crossing, will that make us Paliantologist? 
Ooo
I had the idea of summoning sharks like a Shark-omancer. Just circles appear, and then giant sharks just shoot out of it at my enemy

I've been holding onto that one all day until I could get home and enjoy it properly.
That's a good joke lol
i think dad went back out for more milk after that one
afk I hear noises downstairs
its the furniture melting again dont worry about it
..again?
ooh looks like my thoughts on pie girl being an artistic type person may be on the mark š But a hammer too points to maybe a house builder/designer/painter type maybe
š¤
Darn it this is the third time this month

Well done
I remember seeing pictures a couple years ago of tires melting on the pavement in Australia
I think I saw those pics too
Will mom come home now?
Depends, is this a Disney movie
Just a reminder - please only use this channel for Palia related topics. 
Aaaa sorry turtle
We're really bad at that
Anyway Iām now like 80% sure 2ļøā£ is pie girl
You can't be sure that picture is of number 2
Shield/hat boy could still take the lead! Ashura did it!
:000 maybe itās someone else in disguise
*squints at the new posting in #š āofficial-art * Never...gift. Did we just get Ashura-rolled?
Lol @ the sneak peek
I think the Never this is talking about her trigger cause it ends in ...
Like, "Never talk about hunting Sernuks in front of her..."
I'm not sure there's enough Ashura in that picture
But what if they're never gonna gift us up? šØ or let us down?
I don't like the term Ashura-rolled now I can only think of Ashura dancing like Rick Astley
Ha, I'm not the only one who got in trouble now :v
I see the deer emotes have been changed to sernuk now
Oh yeah they got the new name
Devs are on top of it
Technically, Eris is on top of everything, being a moon and all.
Has anyone heard if there will be a alpha yet or is that way in the future?
guess not š¦
Nope, haven't heard anything about plans past the pre-alpha
I am sure there will be something in game announcement when they know something like that .. but I personally feel it would be too soon for an alpha when they haven't had time to respond to the pre-alpha test feedback.
Hey Xrystal, welcome back
Helloooo
How are you?
Hello!
Life Pre-alpha. Don't talk to me about life pre-alpha
Idk but Jel seems more suited to rick rolling
He's dressed for it.
Jel's no stranger to love šµ
Turtle's got rules
And so do Einar baby
Ashura's ā 's what your thinking of...
cursed.


Cleanse the server with fire
@patent adder Miss your face!
Awwh I am here don't worry āŗļø
Iām here toooooo
hi
Hello Palians :)

ello!
greetings peeoples
Did I wake you all with my impromptu seranade?
Looking up raging kiwi on Lodestone. Time for a little investigation. 
hi hii
Offal you have summoned us all
I don't know if I would've called it a serenade but ...
My work here is done..
Until I get in game and start making things
I was not summoned, I was just hiding at my desk.
But I sang you a Palian love song
wait are you guys going to make this music thing actually happen!
They better
CANT!
Autocorrect is the most powerful villain!
this is certainly true
Only combat in Palia is against autocorrect
#The Oatmeal Auto Correct Hates You
what is autocorrect but when you speak
O god a mmo with autocorrect
Iād get banned within a day my typing skills are terrible and Iād accidentally swear at everyone
For me I'd just call it normal .-.
I've literally made whole sentences into gibberish
Yes
@surreal crest we need answers
Just reminded me of an animal crossing meme that I will now post in #š¬āoff-topic-chat
O wait I can't post pics in Off topic
darn
Sad trombone
Done
would be kind of odd to have a "pre alpha" that wasnt followed by an "alpha"
Hello, I was summoned
Oof
I blame @ocean stone
O you changed neighborhoods again
ugh, up for work in 7 hours, night...
I mean, I changed my Discord name on here again
Did someone summon me? Well too bad, I'm arriving anyway
speaking of dads I hope there is children added to Palia someday
I enjoyed putting terrible hats on my children in SDV
Stylish Dad Valley
I guess your kids would just have to be contained in your house in Palia though
Surely they can play in the yard
And ruin my tomato plants? Absolutely not
I did one playthrough with kids to get the Full House achievement and that was it
Just put an electric fence around the crops
In Animal Crossing, my kids have a small area fenced in with EGG DAY decorations that they are allowed to exist within
Unconscious children around the yard is a bad look
dang are you on like a 12 hour cycle now for name changes
oh I thought that's what you are supposed to do with that bunny...
Closer to 24, but I don't have a timer going.
Nah, the animals will clean them up when they get hungry enough
Ahhh Egg Day the most hated of holidaysš„
ā¦Is he zipperās father
What did I come back to..?
Good point but what if the animals ruin my tomato plants
The fence will protect
You all doing okay?
I thought you were sleeping, Berry
how honest of an answer do you want
We missed you, so we've gotten all weird.
I donāt sleep
Are you an android?
Heās an ancient god what did you all expect
Iām cursed is what I am
Sleep is a highly overrated sport
@zinc scarab as honest as you want to give, I donāt have judgement
@tulip wagon youāre to sweet, missed you too
Hmm we know thereās beds in Palia but bc itās online will there actually be any sleeping? If you could sleep how would that work
Berry....sleeps is good for you
You have no idea what Iād do to be able to sleep
if I had to guess you sleep as you log off? maybe get a buff if you log off while in a bed
Perhaps like Skyrim, you input hours and wake up a certain level of refreshed
I will say a prayer to ye olde gods (you) and see if that helps
Or wake up in a murder hut that one time
If I get more than 4 or 5 hours I'm a zombie all day
Guys youāre supposed to get a minimum of 7 hours of sleep :(
Are you praying to him, for him?
I call it the sleep hangover
I hope Palia will have zombies 
No! This will haunt me!!!
Zombie turtles sound pretty epic actually
Zoombies* and theyāre called Chapaaās
All that shambling through my garden.
shudders
The players will be the zombies by no-lifing the game
Zumbies
its SELF CARE
something something society
(for Berry)
Donāt think I havenāt considered it xD prayer, that is. And for an agnostic thatās a bold move
I would have to start making machetes and stuff for other players if the zombies invade Palia
As an atheist I agree xD
whatās the best weapon for fending off zombie turtles
My legs are short I would die
Chapaaaas š
Zombie rabbits?
big saaaame
turtle NO (pls)
Fighting fire with fire
If there are zombie turtles then my plan to build a moat around my house will be useless! I will perish!!!
Well then youāll be able to become a zombie and communicate with the zombie turtles
I donāt see the issue here
That's not sustainable! We'll just talk about brains all day!
hmmm youāre right
Now how could one make a profit off of being able to communicate with zombie turtles
You gotta consider the chapaa overhead
Build a zombie turtle army.
Conquer the world and get money from other players through intimidation, I like it
brains š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢š¢
Wait... would I be the leader of an unread army of zombie turtles? Cause this is starting to sound good.
THE MOAT IS BACK ON
Man at this rate I'm leaving to go play plants vs zombies
You can't quit us.
The Palian allure is too strong!
.....brains....
No one here has one of those (this is a j o k e donāt hate me)
smooth brains, prion brains, grey matter brains, whiskey brains. Come one come all
(except maybe leave the prions at home do not want)
(also do not google if you do not know what they are, you too do not want)
Prawn brains?
Sure prawn brains
@buoyant heath is typing . . . brace yourselves!
Well, now I can't. Too much hype.
I was bracing myself for your comment too turtle NGL XD
Go home drunk , you're dad
Was it the Applebee's again? Oh wait it's Wednesday
Yeah, Wednesday is shooters at TGI Friday's
Going to #š¬āoff-topic-chat
I will paint every zombie turtle shell so the slain shall know the names of their downfall!
Mwaahaaaaaaahaaa
inb4 turtles. Love ya you living legend
And all I did was type something and delete it after 2 minutes š
You rob us of your wisdom!
This game any good ?
I dont know if you can call it a game atm O_o
Definitely seems like it will be :)
Good. I'm itching to get on the beta

lol did they make an NDA emoji
No invite yet. Been on the sign up since announcement
there are too many people and not enough room for all of them, I wouldn't expect one, just be a happy surprise if you get one eventually
I'm so glad the NDA emoji exists now.
It was vital to existence
I approve
I do wonder if we'll get a different second NDA emoji though, since the one we got is sorta just a recycled firechappa with letters on it
applause for nomi, rin and Anastasia
Was just talking about the Anastasia movie today with a friend
Hmm maybe? Itād probably be up to the original artists cause stealing ideas is very uncool
Fair enough. I don't quite remember how some emojis are made. I think they're a mix of official ones and community ones that got so liked they became an actual thing
There are some that are official and some made by the community!
Aye, that sounds right!
Hereās the doc with the credits for all of them https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Im5GokhEwWwjKzXsZ-SYFv3nJUHD3yiljyLNXhx66sg/htmlview
We have some really talented emote artists in here (aaaaaaa Iām not trying to compliment myself tho)
Well, you did do good enough to get one of ya's emojis in here
The ART server helped a ton though it definitely wasnāt without support
Wait, the art server?
Itās a neighborhood :)
Never heard of em'. Then again, I'm not really an artist
It's Berry's house.
Itās berryās house and every other member is hiding in cupboards and drawers
Oh, I see
I'd believe it.
Itās very dark in this cupboard
hides in Berry's attic
Wait, does that make the hiding place... A draw-er?
punches autocorrect in the face
Hey guys Iād like to pitch an idea for what a deep sea fishing mini-game would play out and see if you guys like it
For palia
fishing is likely going to be a huge part of the game I wouldnt doubt something like that unless no ocean
or maybe a future expansion "The Great Sea" introducing boats and deep sea fishing!
The concept art does show a place near a beach or ocean, so we definitely do get oceans.
If you want to make a suggestion for the game you can submit it in #game-suggestions !!!
well ther ya go
I want to try and help you guys build off what I have so far
Without the slowdown in that chat room
This mini game would require a lot of patience, skill and teamwork from your party. Depending where you placed your rod, you would have slightly increased odds of getting a bite but at the expense at getting some kind of seasick debuff.
First idea^
When you do happen to get a bite, you first have to get the the back of the boat to reel the fish in and depending where you are on the boat, you have to cooperate with your teammates and they must moves their rods out of the way so you can get to the back of the boat
The fishing mini-game would play out a lot like how fishing normally goes in Palia, just much more intense.
Even after finishing the fishing minigame you are not done yet, as a teammate has to catch the fish with a net and then youāre done
Sorry for this huge block of text lol, you can comment what you like or donāt like now
Huh. I was just thinking a dumb cooperation where you'd all have to manage a huge net or something to reel in a big one
I'm def up for SOME KIND of big game fishing or boat fishing. FFXIV has something called ocean fishing where you go out on the water and its such a great feeling. I'd totally love to go out with a dozen or 2 people onto the ocean or under the water and catch some fish!
The term for this sport would be party-fishing
Also the way I structured this fishing process is very similar to how sport fishing normally goes
Idk if something as intense as this would fit in Palia though
I dont see why not, it still heavily implies cooperation so I think it would totally fit the theme!
Aye, good luck!
I know a fix to the slow traffic here.
Wut
pspspspspspsp
Rin?
Did you listen to him sing?
Gambit I miss you D:
Rin posted a clip of him singing in arts and crafts
Can everyone give a nice Palian welcome to my good friend @cyan dagger ā¤ļø He is my DM for 2 of my D&D campaigns š
AAYYYYYEEE A DM! Ahoy! Huzzah! Hello!
Hello there
Welcome Darth, may you enjoy your time in Palia.
@cyan dagger HELLLOOOOO WEEELCCOOOOOME
:000 more D&D people!!!
Oh my god he sings so godly
@cyan dagger Welcome to the server!
Welcome @cyan dagger! We are happy for you to join us in our cozy, warm community! We made cookies and hot cocoa!
Welcome @cyan dagger!!!
Heya @cyan dagger we've heard so much about you!
@cyan dagger? I'm a HUGE fan! Welcome to the server!
Welcome @cyan dagger what information do you seek? 
yall are so great thank you ā¤ļø
Also how is everyone? š I hope you are all doign great!
Consoling the family dog because a skunk farted nearby and she's concerned it's somehow going to get into the house and do it again. Wondering if there will be skunk equivalent animals in Palia.
Dang, that stinks
Idk if I care if it farts or not, but I would love an animal that does a handstand like a skunk to intimidate people
I'm out the loop about Darth lol. Either way, welcome!
Maybe badgers.
just a friend of mine wanted to give a nice welcome to them!
Oh ok! Welcome to them all the same!
Youād have better luck looking up Nero Rivera
I think thatās my name ign
G'night all
night odd-ball!
lol Gotcha. Fairs fair, if you wanna look me up my mains name is Cernon Sylvarion!
Just a reminder - please only use this channel for Palia related topics. 
I just wanted to welcome my friend im sorrrry D:
That's okay š
i hope youve been doing well ā¤ļø
š š¢
Evening all
@patent adder š„³
What did I do āŗļø
You are present! Hooray!
Well, duh. I'm at work. Where else would I be š
Thats no fun :( stay safe
@distant oar The salt about the community not revealing Ashura (willingly) is amazing and i love that its still going!!!
Who are the female devs in this game?
I want to give them ALL the hugs and manifestations for success after reading about whatās happening at Activision.
Luckily, all the S6 devs I've interacted with so far seem very wholesome, so you're probably good to hug them all, so long as you have permission. If you try to hug Whoa, there's a chance you might phase directly through him because I'm not convinced he's real.
Turtle's real though. I've seen evidence. Not a dev, but a worthy entity.
We have angered the gods, and they are mad at us
Oh my god, when did Steve come back?
When is this game coming out 
I've only met a few S6 devs but they're all sweethearts and deserve massive praise for how kind they are 
Whennnnnnnnnnnnn
The release date is not yet decided for this game unfortunately.
is this game count as mmorpg?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but from what I've heard, it is MMO, but you can also choose to play solo
Yes āŗļø
- Aidan```

also all the devs are great, but whoanonstop is somethin else (good way)

I really wish i could play this game...
shameless plug but check out whoanonstop youtube channel
its worth the wait slowsnow
Happy timezone Pals! 
How do u know
The graphic says soon "TM" which is an old Blizzard joke
Within 3 years is 
I think all we know is less than three years which technically could be counted as soon
Soon:tm:: Copyright pending 2004-2021 Blizzard Entertainment, Inc. All rights reserved. "Soon:tm:" does not imply any particular date, time, decade, century, or millennia in the past, present, and certainly not the future. "Soon" shall make no contract or warranty between Blizzard Entertainment and the end user. "Soon" will arrive some day, Blizzard does guarantee that "soon" will be here before the end of time. Maybe. Do not make plans based on "soon" as Blizzard will not be liable for any misuse, use, or even casual glancing at "soon."
Ohhh nice blizzard joke
Soon TM has since been a term that is now commonly used across the entire video game industry
I like soon⢠in everything
Gooooooood afternoon
Gooooooood morning 
saneeeee
riiiiiiiiin
did you manage to play nw
Hey Rin
mmmmmilkkklkkkuuyyyyy
After like 3 hours of the queue failing and it being 8000 people in front of me when it worked, I did manage to get in the game for about an hour before I went to sleep, haha.
but yes yes, Palia. That preview sure gives us a whole lot to work with.
I could make out a total of two whole pixels that aren't Ashura.
I had fun with it so farš¤¤
Good to hear! Are you playing solo or with a party/guild?
:o that's a long queue
well now at least we know 2's dress isnt THAT fancy
in my head i was imagining a white silk dress
Solo for rn but my friends I'm sure will join me.. I hope š„ŗ
miwky do you wanna do div later
i forgot to look at the group pic again
Miwky probably will yes š
Same. My plan was to play with LEMKINADE but I couldn't really get in the game at the same time as he was. And yeah, I'm enjoying the game but I think I'm doing it mostly with optimism that it will get better. As the quests I'm currently doing are pretty tedious and the weapons aren't quite as fun as I heard they'd be yet.
Fair enough. I'm a simple boy, I like it enough so far to continue playingš¤¤
yeah ofc, it's still good enough for me to continue playing (if the game let's me in). Excited to figure out more of how it all works.
who pinged me
dang, I haven't seen anyone say "who pinged me" in a long while.
you can just check your pings in the mentions tab in discord
they wanna know if chairs count as animals
palia
palia
Will Palia have chairs. 
will palia be palia?
doubtful
thanks!
@zinc scarab no, we count as furniture.
doubtful
hi
Hello āŗļø
I just got here. Omg this game looks so hype. š Can't wait to play it.
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