#💬│palia-discussions
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Oh just an update lol
- typos and grammatical errors in the patch notes
- leaked alt tab screen of a Dev in one of the gifs
- wrong image in promotional email
Hey mr crab you gotta step up the communication game this is kinda sad 😭
Hypothetically, I’d reinstall the game after
think wc said something about how people would still be upset about that when i asked them the same question when they were on here
I would be inspired to support! I would march my goth backside straight to the cash shop!
Is it over? Snailgate is over??
Snail has cometh
hey now, it only deserves 98% of the criticism it gets - 2% is not knowing how business or game development works and some general confusion from misreading people's comments and muddy official comms
Someone will always be upset. The question becomes who is more upset? Your playerbase or your investors?
... You're not wrong, that is fair. Lol
Snailgate will be over once they admit that they lied and gaslit players 
I’m BEGGING for someone to try out the new plot cosmetic, I just know it’s gonna be buggy and a waste of coins.
yep, id buy at least the galaxy looking tool skin and nebula glider because the game actually got better
please and thank you - every team should spend at least one sprint a year on the bug backlog imo (depending on their sprint length, one patch cycle is 1 - 4 sprints long)
Can u quickly tldr snail gate? 
Wc did admit it didn't he?
the important ones... the investors
Oh did he? I must have missed it if he did /gen
And gen chat needs to apologize for making people feel genuinely stupid and crazy over it
Truthfully, the reason I stop myself from buying things is because I am incredibly uncertain about the future of this game if it continues down its current direction. If I see an effort to salvage the game we came here to play, I will happily contribute.
Well he didn't apologize for them lying to us but he did say he's get the right plush irc
yup, this is exactly it. I can't justify spending real money on something that is actively going down the drain
Eh, I view gen chat as people who might mostly be enjoying the game; which if that's the case good for them I'm happy for them.
I never feel the need to bother them, because like us they're probably stuck in their ways and won't change their mind about the state of Palia.
They're not right or wrong; just different and arguing with them would be fruitless.
This...I don't mind dropping cash on stuff in WoW because I know the game will still be around in 5-10+ years. I'll be playing from the old folks home, but I'll still be able to play and use what I bought at least!
Thank you ace!
especially when I'm diabled and my money is actually not technically always mine. I can buy whatever I want, but I'm conscious of the fact that money is gone once you spend it and in today's economy, eggs are like $5 so... ZLC or eggs
They yassified the snail
And YAY I got to stay home from work.
Love it when I'm on call and there's a VO available
Genuine question to you and anyone else who thinks the game is not delivering what was promised - - what are you expecting?
Because I personally I realized when I first started playing this game was a mile off from expectations lol
Y’all are blessings tysm
I just don't see any way they get from where they are now to a game ill love as much as I. Did the idea of palia
I feel the same way but I still stay in here for the memes.
That’s true and I 100% agree it’s just that they were being really disrespectful towards me and used the snail gate situation to mock me unfortunately. So I just hold a playful grudge about it haha!
It's like watching S6 slip over a banana peel. Then after getting up and brushing themselves off we warn them not to step over that banana peel again.
Yet in some comedic fashion they manage to slip over that same exact banana peel again.
y'all.. i have some disappointing news
The banana
oh nah
Oh lord
I'm sorry they were being rude and disrespectful to you, but you're more than welcome in here 🙂
unless i missed it. there is not a way to craft the duckies. 😔
duckgate?
!!!!
NOOO Release me from the gates release mE
i been playing for over a year now, and slowly stopped playing despite palia being my favorite game. i’m very understanding that it’s a game still being developed but at the beginning, they were making new quests/content like every month and now it’s just new furniture and cosmetics. i’m also a switch player and the quality on switch has decreased overtime
Snailgate over. Begin duckgate
I'm actually so upset LOL 
im not the person you directly asked, but personally I downloaded the gane because I thought there was a community within the game that meant something and I though that's what the game was based on because that's kind of how it was marketed, at least in the switch store. I initially thought you could have a plot with your friends where you were all able to build. I thought that the party system would be more rewarding. I though the progression in the game would go farther than level 20 when they have guild items for hundreds of coins. I though the weekly challenges would be more community oriented, but I do all of them but like one without talking to a single player. Idk I just thought the point of the game was to build a community with players and NPCs but it feels like everything is a competition to have the biggest house, most tickets, most votes, etc.
I’m going insane chat I can’t do thiiis /j
So, quick lowdown of the Spa Day set. 15 pieces.
they lied about the ducks now...
WHERE are my tiny ducksss
Where was the thing about the ducks
it’s so cute
they have them shown on the counter/table
and this isnt even touching on issues outside the game that are not what was expected
You. you can't get the ducks? the best part other than the quagsire?
There's 1 singuar duck on the .. Lounge?? but there's no actual duck that you can craft and place like on the little table there.
spring is so beautiful!!!

Spa set in-game (plus snail).
Wait no ducks? I was wanting an army of little ducks!
Snailgate 2.0
time to start up duckgate y'all
Duckgate....
Wait is the duck supposed to be separate from the set or on the chair?
🦆 Chat will quack, until we get the ducks back! 🦆
"They forgot about us, Puddles."
Still no new content? Just free eyeliner? 😭
Downvote downvote downvote
For starters, the bare minimum. Community Managers, Accessibility Consultants, Quality Assurance staff. These are not optional positions for any game company.
But, long term, I want to see a return to the core values this game was constructed on. No FOMO. No gameplay locked behind a paywall. Feedback prioitised. Repairs prioritised. Accessibility features. We were promised many things in the years before this baby made it to beta. Things that were not suggestions or considerations. They were promises. This team set out to be different, and we have happily made adjustments along the way when it comes to what Palia is capable of delivering. The community has made valuable contributions to the development of this game. We have been invested for a long time, and I don't mean financially. That came later.
so notable things not in the patch notes so far
- season change over (obvious, but not stated)?
- starred fishing spot bug is still there
- duckgate
- ...
- ...
I genuinely can't stop laughing at this all like
once again this is why I refuse to believe a word out of their mouths rn. after all the lipservice we got, what did they do? what they said they wouldn't do
they wanna make communication better but then turn around and do this
Spoilering in case ppl dont want to see, but here's the items.
||The trays are usually empty, i just put the mini plants and stuff on it myself lol||
Genuine answer <3
From S6 I was expecting open communication, them taking accessibility seriously, taking player feedback into consideration, etc.
Within the game itself? More body types (I think they said that was supposed to be a thing?) players taking care of animals which I also think they mentioned, for bugs to be worked on, more content in general but also higher NPC levels, less of a focus on plushies and cosmetics. There’s more but that’s what I can remember right now
yeah i'm starting to think that there's a lot of "Divided by a common language" going on between leadership, dev teams, whoever is doing comms, and the players - interpretations and expectations never seem to match reality
Your answers are all so sweet 😭I wish palia was that kinda game so badly
"Oops, there goes S6 slipping on that banana peel again. Haha! What a quirky company. When will they ever learn?"
"We prowmise we won't put things in advertisements/patch notes that you can't get in the game anymore
"
meanwhile
a challenger appears
Wizard crab 
no no no y'all, don't be mad at the game. they gave us happy clouds. focus on the happy little clouds. doesn't it make you happy? look at what they gave us. /s /j
This was obviously Nintendo's fault for making them wait months to release the patch.
Actually still waiting on confirmation about the deal with eyeliner lol the wording in the notes was [shockingly] confusing after rereading and I'm personally not logging in to another Paver-Pocalypse. I did my time!!!! 
LMAO
thank you for asking for our thoughts 
I need to just save that because it can really take the place of most of what I have to say about this game at this point
if they were cheaper than any other pet by a decent margin, it would be almost sorta getting close to the lower cost item approach players have asked for... sorta
Augh I was just abt to mention how evil it is to show these to us and then not let us have them
Looking into this now :)
Yesss brand new cloud which also appears on the list of emerging known issues on the patch notes. Such a gift! 
I'd pay gold per duck. Doesnt even have to be craftable. Give them to Tish to sell
People think this is a small vapor cloud.
What they don't know is that this is the cloud of pure copium that general chat breathes in whenever a player has something critical to say about S6.
Some of us today regarding that new cloud pet
Eyeliner! So. First thing, it's under "Skin". Which only gives me the option for eyeliner. Nothing else. This is also how it looks with none equipped.
yeah. it gives the option of colors but theyre all so ugly
facts, I just took a peek in there and it's a mess
They told us this would be a game where you could play the way you want to. Where you got to decide how you spent your time. Instead we grind. We are forced to build skills we aren't interested in. We have a huge chunk of the playerbase who are unable to access massive portions of the game due to disabilities or bugs. We continuously strive to find workarounds to core economic problems and more bugs. And many, many, many players have simply run out of content. I'm not playing the way I want to. I'm playing the way I have to. And i already have one demanding job.
I'm so glad that I worked so hard on my path, just for it to get messed up AGAIN
man I wish I could have that kind of eyeliner when I wake up in the morning and have "nothing" on
I just wanna marry jel

I won't even login because I can't bear to look at it
So the ducks looked head empty because they dont even exist 😩
hello everyone! can anybody tell me if the update is finished?
It is!
Eyeliner 1 does nothing. Eyeliner 2 is like this:
Did the colour white to showcase. It looks really.. strange. Idk how to word it. I know the black outline i have already is like eyelashes, but it still looks strange to me. They don't look bad in black though with some of them.
This. Basically what I was expecting was a mix of OSRS and Minecraft and some Stardew sprinkled in. But they failed to deliver on so many of their promises and continue to do so.
thank youuu ❤️
i genuinely can't remember. i know we could change eyelashes or something, i think?
It looks like the basegame Sims 4 eyeliners.
I think it was lashes
The inability to request items that you haven't already obtained yourself completely defeats the point of "play how you want" because now everyone has to play the same way to progress
this is me rn
I understand why it's locked to request things you don't have but tbh it'd help so many players
But again, you can only change eyeliner under Skin right now. I can't change skintone. which seems weird. and obviously unintentinoal
Edit: hoping this isnt the case when you first make your character
I was expecting 3D Stardew Valley with multiplayer.
(Except Stardew Valley's dev actually listens to his community)
like it looks so different from the promotional pictures
tbh all of the eyeliner looks like mine irl when I tell myself I'm only going to put on a little bit, but then I accidentally do too much one side. so then I try to fix the other side and OOPS it's too much. and repeat back and forth until I'm wearing way too much
Are watering flow trees fixed at least
Like that stupid giant goldfish....
Likely no
here come the incoming "whats wrong with my path" messages oh god I'm gonna have such a migraine
I will forever shill for CA. He deserves the world and more.
From what I saw, ya. Can't tell if they grew, but could water them
Is this at Jels mirror or in wardrobe/store?
Not being able to gift starred items is also a problem. How can I help newer players who are struggling if all my crops are starred due to my higher level of gardening!? How does this promote community relations?
Wait so what happened to the paths 😅
I ate them sorry
oh good call, hold on
im surprised no one at s6 has come in here to talk yet
They're all one asset now. So they don't rotate shapes/sizes like they're supposed to atm
Forgot that was 2 diff things
Bruh 😭 ty for the info!
saaaaaammmmmeeeeee I hate to improve on perfection but the fact that he builds in easier ways for molders to mod is just chefs kiss
hold on let me in particular say something technically factually wrong about the company, that seems to be one of the only ways to get that to happen
#💬│palia-discussions message an example. And note that this is not a new bug! This has happened before! And it took like 2 updates to fix iirc!
These options were present from beta launch though right? The only difference is now you can pick from a few colors and maybe these options are in a different spot from before?
honestly at this point i dont think they even want the game to have a community feeling. They've done more to make the game solo than they have community
fear
individual devs are usually goated, while the only studio I've really come to respect is Re:Logic but other than them it's a hot mess everywhere with maybe a few exceptions I'm not aware of
Its so nauseating to look at ngl
is it possible to accidentally destroy/throw away quest items?
The fact he would fix players saves himself
CA always delivers.
I think WC and Appypie gave up on trying to communicate with us after the disaster that happened last week.
No they go to a special inventory
Almost seems like all the people that were the glue holding this community together got fired...
if they did then the game is pretty much gone at this point
ty for reminding me, ppl can ignore what i said 
Eyeliners being under "Skin" def confused the heck out of me
ooo what’d i miss
You can put them in your regular storage tho!
thanks i found it!
I honestly can't even remember, but i wouldn't be surprised
I never used them cuz i found they looked muddy (to me) and not rly noticeable so i never bothered with them
Honest question.... did anyone find the duck? 😦
https://palia.com/news/patch-189
Then again, when your Chief Monetization Manager is trying to put on the Community Manager hat when those two roles have totally opposite goals what else is going to happen other than frustration?
Alright that's cleared up but the base mechanics of the "new free eyeliner" is just that tab. Thank you for this information! 
Duck gate my friend
He's not real
found a screenshot in a char creation video from 1 year ago, looks like no new options (aside from the paywalled one)
it doesnt exist :(
I can't blame them tbh. I do miss appy though. I appreciate they at least seemed to put in a word with the issues we had.
duckgate… (real answer no lol)
I'm going to submit the duck as a missing item/bug bc SURELY they want us to have this
youre the best
And a lot of the people who were deepseated community members also holding things together either gave up and left, got chased off, or were banned
It's been wild to look at things over the months
Nooo 😦 (Einar bot pls)
Exactly as I remembered thank you
I just watched a video from beta and these options were there! The only difference is you can now change colour?
didn't they say they wouldnt put any more unavailable items in the release notes?

Appy was pretty cool and I felt actually treated us like human beings instead of deflecting our issues and concerns.
And yes, chat was definitely getting toxic. So I don't really blame WC for not wanting to come back.
some of spa day stuff actually goes with the summer/beach stuff really well


That was the expectation
Notice they have changed "makeup" to "eyeliner" though (and added a paid locked eyeliner it seems?) along with the phrase in patch notes "with more makeup on the way" this sort of leads me to believe at least one more paid makeup category is inbound
Considering this is the 2nd (or I guess 3rd time counting tintgate), I'm starting to believe it's done on purpose atp. Cause yk, all marketing is good marketing /s
Yeah they specfically said they would add part of doing better communication
It's been a strange journey. People I saw every day for years are just gone.
They're known to say a lot of things...
A lot of nothing burger
mmmm more of that delicious communication we've heard so much about
Yeah. It's wild seeing how and why things have changed
Well that promise lasted a couple weeks!
Sounds like a load of 
quick take screenshots before they quietly edit the patch notes without telling anyone 
I can’t believe we got a whole new gate literally right after we opened one I’m sick 😭
Nightmare nightmare nightmare
I need a dumpsterfire emoji for this place
Did you just yell about baked beans
Yaaaaaay people with brains!
Welcome friend 
havent done the shepp quest. the question mark above eshe's head is now white and i hate it so much omg
REAL
yeah sorry bro, you didn't call anyone dumb but you got called dumb?
I stay out of that place when it gets crazy
white is the worst choice to make quest icons bro. what is going on at s6 rn like fr i wonder
It really does seem sometimes like specific managers at S6 like to break promises when it's good for their bottom line because it makes investors/Daybreak happy.
But then they turn around and keep promises in regards to things like not allowing us to have free cosmetics or not implement systems that would benefit the community like resource trading because that would "ruin the game."
Oh it's in the waybackmachine
Idk why I expected otherwise.
It's because people disagreed with them lmao
im honestly so sad
Thank you!
Duck gate
Sure palia can be fun but urgh-
Is it actually working now? it wasn't earlier.
GRANT welcome to the sane chat
Iron-knee 
🦆
Maybe the white eyeliner will look better on darker skin (cope)
you're kidding, we're not sane, we just aren't as delusional
There we go
good for a quick 50-100 hours to blaze through existing main progression (quests and vaults), not so good afterwards
aaah so s6 just doesn't know the difference between eyeliner and mascara, I see
yeah, the waybackmachine still doesn't have it archived for some reason.
delulu isn't the solulu /j
omg who changed their name to duckgate
Everyone
you can tuck the slippers under the chaise lounge and there is 1 (one) duck on said chaise, but not the standalone ducks to put everywhere like the patch notes 
Soon as I finished my bundles I was like "well then......."
:|a it says it captured but it's not available yet
Things S6 has leaked:
Bee Chair
Lettuce
Snail plush who they then tried to gaslight us over
Honey
14-16 tints total ready to go
Ravenwood ceiling light
Growable Gazebo
Now new possible mushroom pet or Elderwoods creature
The spa ducks.
Yep! I went to archive it when the notes went live (then an hour again after) and it did the same thing to me.
Lord the backwall is not rewarding for returning vet players
Maybe it’s canon that they call mascara, eyeliner in the palia universe
Gotta wait forever for any actual new content
Or just not play and let it pile up every 4-6 months
Me waiting for Animal Husbandry/Agriculture like: 💀
slaps table Just let me marry jel PLEASE let my man come home
Palia is literally.archived in my switch until elderwoods comes out.
been doing that and still squat. Try 4-6 years.
I'm thinking the later option is best, but don't wait too long or the game will be shut down when we come back
But the premium shop?
That gets updated biweekly. Sure ok.
So I dug up some old messages in the old reddit AMA because I wanted to be sure I was remembering correctly, and:
The bar we aim to uphold is that core identity customization and representation are always free (think body types, skin tones, and some eyewear) while cosmetic expression sits more in the paid category (think mustache disguise glasses or a wig with a unicorn horn).
(quote from S6 post here: https://www.reddit.com/r/Palia/comments/1650bkg/we_are_singularity_6_developers_and_publishers_of/jybj9d1/ )
Since then, we've gotten paywalled skin tones, an increasing number of paid hairstyles (that don't come with a unicorn horn) and now, paid eyeliner.
the poor guy who got threatened politely asked to be the face of monetization?
Someone needs to remake this with their Palian like that one person did with Infinity Nikki 
I’m trying to think which character would fit best with this
Probably Badruu
....I can't stop looking at the dumb cloud
like my brain just can't compute the fact that that's being sold, in multiple palatte swaps
Alternatively:

Real
how was that cloud a finalized product
and general is buying it up unironically
are you tempting me rn
It wouldn't be too farfetched to say that since the Daybreak acquisition, Palia has become a pyramid scheme, would it?
For $17 USD
the whales that keep buying this stuff just doesnt help at all
I can and it's glorious!
Now we can have the cloud pet while in our hot dog costume while doing the drink tea emote.
yeah it's uuuh yikes
so suits will look at the sales and go "This product was a sUcCeSs"
EACH
of course they are
@lilac tartan $17?!?! I--
I need a drink
$24 in Canada 😭
anyway this is all making me tired. gonna go nap
And people are fkn buying it.....
does anyone have a pic of them all in the cash shop, I need to show some of my friends for a laugh
Rest well!! 
OK I/might/ buy the cloud for my mom if it was 850. . . But $17!!?
It's funny that the Copium Cloud is $17 USD but Final Fantasy Tactics: War of the Lions is a masterpiece and being sold for $14 USD.
I know which of the two I'm picking lol.
copium cloud 
I never beat FFT back in the day, but I heard WotL is really good!!
I bought games cheaper than the cosmetics 😭
@warm python
Voice acting and animated cutscenes, my friend.
ty bestie 
Someone in office probably said "usually stored in the cloud" and someone else heard "premium store cloud" and ran, er, floated? With it
Terraria is only $10 USD 
honestly if I see the orange clouds, I'm saying something about stinky nuclear farts
Minecraft is 20 now but still worth it imo
I bought ACNL for LESS on EBAY
Also an amazing game with hundreds of hours of gameplay.
Pretty sure Vampire Survivors and all its DLC can be bought for like $20.
!! I love vampire survivors the lore is so cray
Imagine traveling to an alternate dimension for milk
1400 hours here, mostly modded (I am definitely not addicted and I definitely have not hosted around a dozen multiplayer runs)
the whole extra game on top of ACNH was $25 with hundreds of new furniture, colors and content in general.
just sayin
I could buy the next battlepass for literally any of the shooter games I play for $7 less, and have a more meaningful experience with my money.
When I played Once Human the battlepasses actually had really nice furniture recipes and armor/weapon skins too.
Warframe is peak
God I love Warframe and DE
when a battlepass, one of the least valuable forms of investment in gaming, still easily beats your monetization model, you know you've done GOOFED.
1999 making me happy to be a gamer again- and happy a studio isn't afraid of romance
Fortnite battle pass a month is cheaper than that cloud pet, and that gives $13 in vbucks a month plus every battlepass (each $13 in vbucks)
wow when fortnites monetization is better than your cozy game... I don't even know what to say that's just awful
the same exact pass Nikki has that the Zeki club thing took gives me extra bonuses that allows me to buy extra things ALONGSIDE the bonus currency I'm getting from said pass, was able to buy like two or three outfits and a bike skin
But hey, that's what some people like I guess 🙄
Never really got into Fortnite, but the cosmetics and emotes would be worth my money given how cool they are. Like I can literally play as Deku having a fist fight with Peter Griffin lmao!
S6: "We gave you guys ZLC; which is like a battlepass except we get your money under the guise that you're saving money on a currency we made up and costs us nothing. The best part? We didn't have to waste any dev time putting anything cool on it because we know people will buy it anyway!"
honestly I won't spend a cent until the game delivers on one real promise they've made lol
I think I might have spent $200 🌚
don't be mad that you supported the game, it's the over supporting some other do that the problem lies in
Yeah I really don't get how S6 can actually delude themselves into believing that their pricing is reasonable. It is very difficult to compare monetization strategies and pricing between games that are wildly different, but Palia is overpriced no matter what game you compare it to imo.
Wait I think I can check my receipts
and you got like 5 outfits and 3 pets for it unfortunately
but even that isn't the problem, it's people still spending close to $1000 every few months
I spent probably $100 on Palia when I first started playing because I genuinely believed in the message S6 was portraying in that they were just a humble new developer trying to break the mold and make an ethical game.
I don't regret spending my money but that doesn't mean I can forgive them for stringing me and thousands of other players along.
I added up a lot of the cash shop stuff and I stopped when I got halfway through at like $800 and then they added more stuff to the cash shop this patch, its too much
I have never spent more than like $5 on a single cosmetic until I played this game
League of Legends is the worst game ever made. Palia isn't perfect, but it's more brilliant than that trash game
League is a good game in design, but the community experience is definitely.... something LOL
Figured I'd add myself to the Duck names.
As a League player I agree with this.
I play for the world building and characters, not for the community.
And a lot of the League community is in this chat.
wow, twitch drops for stickers. ignored
Please give us free stuff, Palia devs! No, not like that!
If you're playing a couple ARAMs with some buddies and just goofing around and having fun; you're playing the game in a healthy way.
If you're playing ranked for hours a day and playing a meta character you hate because it's the meta and you need to learn it; LoL might not be the game for you.
Hot take but the esports scene ruined LoL.
lol are you new here?
Okay so I only spent $144.96 😮💨
Also can we not insult what other people like just because we don't? I don't like Valorant or Fortnite but you won't see me calling that out here.
I demand justice.
we dont want new stuff, we want the stuff we already have to be fixed
Wow, I just said a game was bad. People act like I kicked their dogs.
and then new stuff!
Hang on hang on I need to refill my coffee
Welcome to the clerb
wow you sound like you're trying to mock someone else but it's not working
I like watching esports, but playing ranked, absolutely not. I will only play once a year for the skin rewards and that's it. League only gets bad if you take it too seriousl.y
i hope u approve 🙏
The real issue is that you just joined the server a few minutes ago and the first thing you did was try to actively antagonize people. Please excuse us if we don't welcome that behavior with open arms.
Are you in here to have a conversation or just to stir the pot? Because I don't think you're going to get what you're looking for in here.
I'm sorry but if you're refering to me, I just do not appreciate your tone.
Wait this isn’t satire?
They just made their account today, joined this server today, so...
Permission to save? 🫡
be a d, get kicked in the d seems to be the motto here

In case anyone wants to see the numbers.
This is amazing and you're amazing for making this.
Okay, time to go get my duckgate furniture.
Fun to see that someone created a whole discord alt just to try to stir the pot here lmao
general spy
Some people really need to get a hobby 
At least it's not 12 hours
Isn’t that against da rules 🌚
i couldn't help myself after fern suggested it
Stickers as twitch drops is wild
^^^
That's the only good thing x_x; Like at least if you are gonna drag it out that long make the rewards more worth it.
I'm willing to forgive and forget if people move on from being a troll and contribute something productive to the conversation like the guy we had this morning.
Unfortunately most of them don't.
it sounded like either the phrase that someone else just used in another channel to mock them or was it actually that person coming back with an alt? I can't tell
And it's rng sticker packs
It's like the 2nd time it's happened today too.
I'm so tired man.... lmao
oof, I'm technically not new to the server and definitely not new to discord but I miss 99.9% of stuff around here, surprised to see yall got even one good apple
Paid stickers I shoulda known as well. Everything is for the cash shop we say in unison
Permission granted 🫡
I crafted the furniture set (hoping to get the ducky only to find out it doesn't exist.)
I'm basically done with this patch already.
that's so sad, they JUST said they wouldnt do this
Everything is for the cash shop
I'm just waiting for the Palia ™️ NFT's and trading card game so that we can trade those and get them as twitch drops, too.
It's free real estate!
Everything is for the cash shop
ARRRGH....the pathing on the back of my plot is trashed. sigh I might just take it all up until (if) they fix it, cause that glitching is going to make my eye twitch.
Same. I honestly am so upset over it haha. I loved those ducks.
for $33 you get like 5000 vbucks which you can use to buy like minimum 3 different things in store. $32 can buy you a single outfit in palia
Last time this happened it took a while to fix it iirc.
Duckgate haha duckgate hehe 🤪
y'all I know where the ducks went
Not the SCP treament 
I don't care about the ducks
But it's kinda a matter of principle when we're promised they won't do this anymore and then immediately do the same nonesense in the very next patch
No way we got Duckgate analog horror!!
Yeah and the flickering is just going to drive me batty, so it's getting removed
Yep, sticker packs are RNG. Just had one pop into my inventory
(this is my regularly scheduled "Everyone go play Control and also all the other Remedy games")
ah, one of those "safe" yet highly dangerous scps
They kinda look like Hearthstone packs XD
When are we going to be able to battle our stickers against each other?
My bad it’s scps, but it would be funny as analog horror
The Palia Catalogue when?
I just.. got back. What is going on 
(probably not the best analog horror example but it sure is popular)
The ducks got abducted
They did the thing again with putting things in previews that aren't in the game, in this case standalone ducks
and it immediately made me think of the duck from Control lmao
duck.
There is no spa duckies in ba sing se
Earnable stickers (or at least the one I got) do not trigger chat Text
So how was patch day? I unfortunately had to go get an education so I couldn't be here to participate. I'm reading through the patchnotes now.
ducks aren't craftable 😭 
There is no duck in Palia!
the duck was a lie
these are $17 each, welcome to Palia
Long live the duck
Also there are free stickers like WC promised, but also paid stickers like WC did not promise.
De-duck-ted
This will be their most profitable cosmetic yet because they didn't have to pay anyone to design it 
Also paid eyeliner coming soon
if I had a nickel every time I was in a community where the ba sing se meme is relevant, I'd have two nickels
This is frying me, I can’t believe it’s 17 DOLLARS
$17 usd???? Seventeen doll hairs????
The noise I just made 
17 of my American DOLLARS

will likely be more expensive than if I went to sephora and bought real eyeliner
Is that a fricken CLOUD?
34 of someone's Canadian DOLLARS
They're not even trying to hide it at this point lmao
17 what is a kilometre dollars

17 yeehaw DOLLARS
This is so unserious.
I know!!! I'm about to buy a whole outfit irl for myself instead of Palia
That cloud looks so out of place 😭
34 I thought it was 24 omg!!
The framing in the store on these does them do extra dirty....
Also the butterfly plush as a rare drop from an already rare bug is insanely cruel
And flowers
I sent that pic to some friends and they are BAFFLED at how those fart gasses cost the same as the kitsuus lmao
Ah it’s funny because it’s true 
Can't you see the high quality eyes???
Are you telling me that you don't want to camp overnight at grove locations like it's Black Friday and they're about to sell the last plasma screen TV?
You would not believe your eyes 
But. Relika. They sparkle. <insert your spin emote here>
A battle royal outside the underground for black Friday market prices 🤣🤣
it's like someone doodled their OC while they were wasted and then woke up and said "let's just sell this"
Also, i don't understand the duck references. Is there supposed to be a duck in the furniture set?
Poking fun huh? That's a tariff.
The ducks on the table
The ducks on the table dont actually exist
never be sorry for being funny, especially when it's all true 
Apparently not 🙄
I seeeeeeee
yknow right after we were told they'd stop doing that
Don’t worry about us Americans. Our free healthcare has us covered. Oh wait
Just like the effects toggle
The only cloud (oc) ☁️ they could trace and sell because it's such a generic shape. 😭
don't make us come over there and start renaming bodies of water
I'm afraid to enter Bahari Bay. What if the Butterfly Mob is there?
Oh yeah I wanna know how Bahari ends up getting now
LMAO Bahari Bay is about to get EXTRA spicy.
This image btw they accidentally added twice to the email they just sent everyone
The gulf of Palia
Just to add insult to injury
Me earlier this week: Wow, this sinus infection sucks. I sure would like to go to my doctor in a reasonable timeframe and get an antibiotic.
My Doctor: "Sorry, we're booked until the end of March. Try going to urgent care."
Me, knowing Urgent care would charge an arm and a leg just for me to walk in the door: "Guess I'll just die." 🤷
Mom can you pick me up? I'm scared.
As if there wasn't enough fighting over there already
Oof, sinus infections suck. Hope you're feeling better Herp.
Also, a warning to ppl who ar ephotosensitive-- The new landscape, can be very blinding sometimes. Similar to the white screen. Very very bright. Pls be careful if you go onto someone's plot who has it, or browsing home tours.
Was going to tag meeks, but i see theyre typing already
S6 didn’t give us the ducks so that they can release them later and be like “we heard that players were asking for this and the day is finally here”
Can you do telehealth? That's what I usually do
On my way! Nobody messes with my ducklings!
I'm feeling much better after a couple weeks, thank you. Luckily I'm still in pretty good shape and I eat well.
Bahari bay is only safe at night
My eyes thank your warning
hey look we finally got weather in palia
I don't wanna open the game but what's the cost to buy palia coins in the shop? I'm doing some math
I hope you feel better soon! Also I can relate. I too am.. American 
To tell you the truth, idk if telehealth is covered by insurance or not. It's not like they exactly explain to you how insurance works in the U.S.
I can feel the tone of this message and it’s a whole mood
True, but it doesn't hurt to see if it's covered under your plan, and even if it's not, it's usally less than walking into an urgent care petri dish
Orii is so awesome. I already knew that but I felt like it needed to be said
too kind
Glad to hear! I am South American so I can relate to the broken healthcare systems 
anyone elses pavers need to go on a diet after the update?
it costs about $2500 to buy everything in the cash shop, preupdate with the new items today.
Alright so what're the emerging issues... or is most everything stable? 😮
actually about $2560
I legit started coughing reading this 
Yes it’s a fun new issue that is reemerging with this update. All pavers are apparently affected
free to play!
there's no craftable duck 
Hey that's awesome to hear. A lot of my coworkers are South American. I always love hearing about the cultures from their countries of origin.
I dont even wanna add the new items into the count to see what the price jumps to
You already saw the image of the cloud thumbnails with the kitsuu's, right, Roan?
i did a double take and screamed
The ugly new pet with the kawaii eyes?
The cloud looks like a JPEG.
Yes 
This is a genuine question because I've been waiting for any sort of update on the game..
When Daybreak bought Palia.. Did they maybe scrap it and not say anything? Took some devs?
Yeeted so many devs
What was the point of the stickers outside of the 8?
I don't think Palia is quite in maintenance mode yet.
I think it's more or less in a state of Daybreak saying "Hey, we just gave you guys a ton of money to even just exist. How are you going to pay us back?"
✨️customization✨️

Well you see, for a long time we've been asking for earnable cosmetics or long-term goals to work towards... So naturally, S6 heard that feedback and went "nah, what you really want are some RNG stickers to collect that don't really serve any actual purpose!"
But you can't use them in chat...so what are they for?
Okay, good thing about the spa starter pack, they require medals for it, and I have been MAXED on those for months, so at least they gave us something to spend them on (wish they'd give us the option to use them for silk and fabric too, though)
Close proximity
You know.... Stuff.
nothing babes, it's a sticker and some input chat but you have to pay for the one that says sorry
Why does S6 want to make me play other games that provide a far more rewarding experience?
Can anyone seriously look me in the face and say that cloud is worth 24$.....?
Stickers a basically emotes but 2d and also paid
We have been asking that question for many years
I know they did the huge layoff but at some point this is an endless cycle of minimum pay for the remaining devs, who are stuck pushing premium content to just stay afloat.
At some point they've gotta bite the bullet and push content. Paying salaries for a game that hasn't received a big update for over two years is wild. Even I've bought those overpriced outfits.
From what I understand, thy also serve the purpose of "quick chat" but the fact they're ven paywalling an emote that says "sorry" is... their purpose is making money really.
But that's only the 8 free ones. All of the others can't be used in chat
I’d laugh
Still rolling about this but also just learned that the clouds rain when you're idle 
Yeah, I could buy Palia fugly cosmetics, or I could buy a whole new computer....decisions, decisions.
It’s just another “achievement” to complete. A thing to collect. The illusion of content
Trust me, some people will.
This cloud is equivalent to 2 days of salary in my country (minimum wage).
so are my pavers just... big now? cause im not getting other sizes now >:(
It's speculated right now that S6 is throwing all their eggs into 1 basket with Elderwoods and many, many of us think that Elderwoods is going to be the make or break moment for the future of Palia.
Ooooh okay!! I’m definitely giving my money and buying them all!!
Then they're just for spamming really. That's all. And inflating their metrics with people who are going to be trading them.
It’s listed on the known issues at the bottom of the patch notes. So the devs are aware, but we have no idea when they’ll fix it
It is a brand-new re-emergent issue from ages ago that somehow got coded back into the game.
yeah for real, I'll put that money towards a computer that can make 3d graphics and make my own cozy mmorpg
but I'm poor so I'll just make a cozy 2d single player game lol
I can't with this game anymore. Until there is some SIGNIFICANT updates and content additions, I'm going to have to put this game down. 😭
You seriously going to tell me that cloud is worth MORE then Stardrew Valley!?
I think that's a fair assessment but when is Elderwood actually coming? 😂 not a real question but, seeing the announcements only be for more premium items makes me wish I'd never bought a single one
so, just stuck big. . . cool i guess
June/July, allegedly.
It's not even more worth than Cube World tbh (those who know, will get it).
Chat, how many hours do you have to work to afford 1 cloud? For me, it's about 2.5.
Well originally it was "early this year" but now it's been pushed back until "summer" so... 2026?
2 hours for me
Wouldn't you rather have an ugly cloud pet than hundreds of hours of entertainment?
This is my fear
Currently job less but it would’ve only took me an hour
20 ish minutes
Other than the issues they already had on the notes... Starred Fishing Spots still dont give feedback, the new landscape at times is very very blinding/white (similar to the white screen), shops still sometimes wont load so you have to re-open them a few times (had to do that with tish to get the spa set), hitting trees still give me a ball of light (not surprised, esp since i didnt get a response on this when i asked WC or appy), winter decor stuff is all gone even tho they didnt mention it was going to (which is fine, but still sucks if ppl still wanted to buy presents and it was gone without warning)
and of course, the big one that i already mentioned: No Craftable Ducks 
Im sure there might be others, but i haven't seen any or heard of any others yet.
Can we get a list of all the fully complete games that cost less than the clouds /hj
anyone buy the umbrella glider? Is that even worth it?
stardew
Or Tiny Glade
I have an umbrella that's almost identical to the one in game.
oh stardew was already mentioned. 
Or Fields of Mistria.
I think I'll buy this instead 🥺
that's okay it is very deserving of extra mentions 😂
my time games which are 1000 times better
More bugs introduced than non-paid features per update
the fish still don’t??? Seriously what coding do they use 😭 (no hate to Devs, they’re doings their best
)
Putting cost of the cloud in perspective to buying a whole game that is a major competitor due to its type is 😭
lol we were just talking about this.
Final Fantasy Tactics - War of the Lions
Tiny Glade
Vampire Survivors
Balatro
Once Human is literally free and a lot of its systems are better than Palias.
The one with the pink flower petals. And it cost less than the in-game umbrella.
Slay the Spire!
0 hours. My secret? Unemployment 
Roots of pacha rn
Yeah, it's a really good game!
sticky business is also cheaper than the clouds and is rly cute.
the fact that I can buy most indies games for the cost of a single of the cheapest items in the game is kind of telling ngl.
I get they have to make money but they really wanna try to milk at least over $500 per player? I mean there's no other reason for the cash shop to be so unreasonable
Depends on who you ask but just for reference to others, nikki released an umbrella cosmetic that is just a mere US$ 0.99 and it's a 100 times more worth it than the Palia one ever will in my opinion.
W game
I am taking notes ty 📝
I think I paid $15 for Graveyard Keeper when I got it
I have the Slay the Spire board game and it's amazing as well
Spiritfarer was $12 iirc.
is it good? I've been looking at that game
16 hours
(if I were to get it or was even working atm)
Though that was definitely much more expensive~ 😛
Msrvel rivals is free and you can get two skins or a battle pass and one skin for the price of this cloud
Rusty's Retirement is also a good mention! That is cheaper than the clouds. It sits on the bottom (or side) of your screen. It's def more of an idler, but i always recommend it cuz it's cosy, chill, and has helped me with multitasking and staying focused.
Honestly even most of the Sim's expansion packs are more worth it than the fart cloud.
Like, all the PC games I've purchased are cheaper than the cloud.
Moonstone Island is $19.99 usd, but is infinitely worth more than a pet cloud
It has a weird core gameplay loop. But if you can get into it, it's pretty fun. Good characters and story too. I would only recommend buying it on sale though. And NOT on Switch.
1 Hour. But I doubt the Copium Cloud would even bring me 1 hour of enjoyment once I stopped laughing for the initial 5-10 minutes.
my sister in law bought literally every Sims expansion pack for one game for like less than $300
agree
Okay but in all seriousness I'm curious how you earn these stickers? Do you just randomly get packs for doing stuff in-game? Or do you get specific stickers for doing certain things?
The new Twitch Drop things makes me feel like it's literally just Potato Pods 2.0 which is... stupid as hell.
The Sims is another microtransaction dystopia of it's own but at least it's gameplay.
It's also rng/gacha too
I feel genuinely burnt out by this one
cool. just lost a starred ancient amber beetle to the clipping underground, so fun.
Fortnite is freeeee and their battle pass (which has 4 passes in 1) is $12 usd and you unlock soooo much as you level up. Including the in game currency. But also if you don’t buy the battle pass, you can still get some of those cosmetics (emotes, backpacks, tool skins, etc) for free <3
They didn’t clarify how in the patch notes?
Genuinely they do seem to just be Potato Pods 2 Electric Boogaloo, and I already don't care about the pods 🤷
Potato pod triggers me. they can rot in the mail 😭
for sure but it's a long standing franchise with multiple game iterations and you can basically pick which game you like the most and stay with it, you don't get nickel and dimed every moment if you don't want it
ESO BUT we do get monthly daily logins and a bunch of free stuff as well as a LOT of sales
Sims 2 forever my fave
You have to pledge allegiance to S6 and promise to always be a good Palian citizen and always talk in #💬│palia-general and not talk to those negative Nancies in #💬│palia-discussions . All hail the glorious Republic of Palia! You get more stickers based on how high your social credit score is.
It's bad when The Sims 4 is doing a better job than this game
Plus the sims has tons of CC that's free
"The more than 40 Stickers earned via drops by engaging in various skills, such as Insect Catching, Fishing, etc. will not post to chat, and are intended to be collected."
That's all we got.
Sims 4 is officially 2000$ retail and yesterday I had to delete my save files because the new xpac corrupted them, they get no love from me, terrible company and they won't stop trying to get me to work for then they're so annoying 💀
Also I play games within Fortnite (there’s 1,000 games) but I don’t play any shooter games. I play Lego Fortnite and Fortnite festival aka guitar hero 
Yeah, I'm not disagreeing. I myself have spent money on The Sims. It's just funny that for all the trash and criticism EA deserves, it's still BETTER than whatever we're getting with Palia.
Oh god that happened to my friend too
Not really sure. Will say, on the plus sid,e looks like the premium stickers do not count towards the achievement
yeah the Sims 4 microtransaction stuff is insane but at least it's still cheaper than buying everything in Palia
Make a cute cozy single player game that has all the good stuff of palia and not of the crap and I will throw money at you, I promise.
I was about to say that S6 should really do some serious focus groups to get vital feedback about the game, but then I remembered that we are all here actively providing feedback, many of us have already submitted feedback on their website several times, and it all gets ignored. So idk I guess we just wait for the game to die? 
i wish lego fornite kept getting updates and not paywall the sets ;-;
This.
Genuinely interested to know how much a full sweep of palia would cost
wait whaaat (in all caps)
Yeah no joke. I don't like EA and I will forever hate them. But the fact it's still somewhat better than Palia's sytem says A LOT.
Some just posted, about $2500 US give or take
💀
I genuinely don't understand why they wouldn't make the achievement stickers post to chat too. Would it really be that difficult to code it?
Wait a load of bananas, we can’t even use the stickers we collect? 😭
For s6 devs, yes.
Have you played Lego Fortnite Brick Life? They are updating it regularly. I called it a kid friendly Lego GTA 
Ngl I wasn't expecting it to be more than TS4 atp 
This. Whenever we're constantly talking about constructive ways to provide feedback to S6, there was never an S6 employee to be seen.
The very second someone says something even remotely inflammatory towards S6, we'd get WC in here deflecting like he's the star goalie of S6's soccer team and they were in the World Cup.
It feels so disingenuous.
haha load of bananas too funny
I just posted that without counting the new stuff that just dropped and a few things were discounted, if you buy the $99 packs every time, you'd spend ~$2560 to get everything from before the patch
My rant about accessibility was for nothing 😩 (I will always rant about accessibility)
Been there, done that.
Like, during early alpha tests we did some focus groups but unfortunately it was pretty much all super-fans. For instance, I participated in one that was focusing on questlines for certain NPCs and I just remember everyone being like "I loved it no notes 10/10" while I was much more critical because like... Tamala's questlines are basically just repeats of the same exact thing and have you running in circles without making any actual progress.
That's awful
Nooo we needed critical thinkers 😭
Imagine a timeline with critical thinking lol


Nightmare nightmare nightmare
Are we adding ducks to our names now
Listen y'all a lot of us tried so hard to steer them in another direction but... obviously it didn't work
Yes
Haha I added the duck as soon as duckgate was mentioned
Or... you know... God forbid quests actually introduce you to learning new mechanics for the game.
Many of them feel like the boring generic "fetch x" quests that are in every shovelware MMO.
I wish I hadn't gotten so attached to the world bc it makes this type of stuff sting.
It is done 
It should be telling just how few original testers are left though :l
just know that you were, and still are, appreciated 
Quest: search this area
That's called being defensive after doing something wrong like, ignoring the community whilst continuing to take their money. Aka a toxic relationship.
I'd even rather go through Monkey Madness 1 and 2 again.
Almost all of them left
Sorry missed a word lol
Yeah, even the ones who genuinely enjoyed the game couldn't find enough content to keep playing
what kind of quests would yall actually like to see? I'd like to see a quest where you can actually sneaky listen in on gossip, cause some of those missions seem like things you shouldn't be able to just ask characters
ducking fabulous
Idk if she was part of the group, but i just think about Capybara a lot and i miss her 
Gimme duck icon we can meme this i finish in less than a hour
I just remember how helpful she was to new players and everyone in general
do you want the one i used for
or a full duck. i can get the full duck in a bit

idk how to put emojis in my name but I want on this duck train.

duckilicious
man I know I'm late to the party but like. I thought my expectations were low, and yet they weren't low enough. from dev notes to patch notes we went from
we agree that there are not enough ways to customize in Palia outside of your housing plot if you’re not a spender, and that isn't the best for Palia. While there are a number of things we want to do here long term, for now we’d like to introduce a new earnable content type: Stickers!
to
Note: Some Premium Stickers will be added to the Premium Store periodically starting with the two Stickers listed in the Premium Store section below.
Note: Premium Stickers are not tradeable.
yeah... miss me with that, I'm done. I'm not waiting for elderwoods.
Huge this. It hurts so much because this game has the potential to be one of the most successful games to date, but they’re literally playing in our faces rn. I will always defend the devs, the artists, the musicians, the animators, the writers for all they have done because they’re the ones doing their best. It’s driving me crazy because I don’t want this game to crash and burn. I don’t want the people who worked hard to lose a job, and I don’t want the fanbase to lose hope. Despite my goofs, I won’t stop supporting Palia until the game is gone. I’m seriously fighting for it to be the best it can be! It’s all I want to see!
Big duck
I'll duck it up
For me, it's quality over quantity. I would much rather have fewer quests and have the ones that are in be much more substantial. Would allow them more opportunities to create unique mechanics and areas, as well as make more puzzles to include in them. I'm also a big fan of choices in quests too, different paths you can take that all lead to the same destination.
okok gimmie a few
I have a duck emoji that I probably can't post cause he thicc 
Try it 
I want a Shepp questline. The entire shepp thing is so half-baked it's infuriating.
Thank you. I forgot this existed.
Is it the twerk duck? Because if so I might have that too lol
I have this as a sticker 
disquette said post so I posted it hahahaha
I cried the first time I heard the main theme for Palia. I know there’s love behind this game. The management is what’s destroying that love man.
Half-baked? That's Palia's MO.
Game might as well be a hot pocket.
My head still can't wrap around this
I could post the thicc sticker duck and delete it right after 
This. I fell in love with this world and I so want this game to succeed, but they are doubling down on every bad decision possible.

first there's this, but imma do a png/transparent for you. with them together, and separate 
LMFAO
yours is more bodacious but the same source lol
I have it in purple 
afk for dinner cause I'm too hungry to go duckless
I can feed the ducks all my lettuce
I have a mighty need
omg
I like that chatting in here is more fun than playing the actual game.
joined for the sticker
The unduck judges us all.
A good one to add to the chaos
Your name Herp 
Okay folks, days off are useless unless you use them to nap! Catch y'all later.

We are getting this duck one way or another. Also I almost typed a very different word than “duck”
Enjoy your nap!
Mhm! I love the game and concept of a cozy game mmo but this is real disappointing again and again
Me: omg people blame me all the time
Also me: 
Thanks! Also, had to change my server name for the cause!
Comrade! 🫡
Same here
For the ducks!
Fighting the good fight 🫡




We're the feather friends!
I will also nap it’s been such a day that has happened today🌚
it says I can use the emoji when I click on your message but then it doesn't show up for me to type even under the server name 

🦆

🦆

🦆
any switch players geting sticker drops?

No switch players here, just us ducks.
i feel seen

decided to hop on the bandwagon

Hi Anner 
Heyyyyyy. 
I hope you're doing okay 💛 !
Oh my apologies, I'll fix it.
I think at max I'll do today is check out the tint but ugh
We’re just normal ducks
I have now joined the cause 🫡 🦆
One of us! One of us
I left for lunch and now we have a duck army, I love it
I'm okay! Very tired this week, so I'm not sticking around for too long... but wanted to do a little pass by. Nice to see a lot of random ducks, looool.
Duck Faire sounds nice ngl
For comparison WoW's cosmetic cash shop total is 1410$. Sims 4 with every single DLC is 1235$. PoE 1 is at similar player levels and runs over 6000$ for it's cosmetics over it's run time since 2013 while also being a F2P game.
PoE has an active player count between 50k and 100k with is similar to Palia's active player count ( hourly ).
I do not like that the cosmetic cash shop is at the half-way point for Palia ( of PoE's ) since it's Steam release of 2024.
PoE 1 also let's people get free cosmetics even if they are hard to earn. Looking at all of this plus the VFX stuff it's highly discouraging. I say this as someone who has bought several things from Palia's cosmetic store and want the game to succeed. Especially for people who are purely F2P.
We're protesting the ducks being left out of the Spa Day set, despite being shown as placeable in the patch notes.
I hope you can get some rest soon! And well..
I suppose we can say random ducks. Blame S6's promo image

As a PoE cosmetic buyer, over $1k worth.. I've not once felt like I've been conned. I use it over and over again, and they're transferring it to poe2. W company
live, Laugh, Suffer
At least we're being silly

whaaaat did you do with the shaders guuys? it looks cool, tho directional lighting might get some ppl dizzy,most of us were asking for new tints so that...kinda solves the problem for now xD
Agreed, I've genuinely enjoyed PoE quite a lot
🦆 We Quack til the ducks are back 🦆

Geese are duck-adjacent allies.
The geese have already infiltrated us!!!
poe?

Path of Exile
ah

Insanely quick work

Not me about to join these servers for more duck emojis
lol can I save this??
Did someone say geese??
one second im at Palia, the next one I'm at fortnite

This is rendered better than the $20 cloud pet
*fart pet
what the...
*copium cloud
Your Momo pfp makes this a 100 times funnier too
If they had been marketed as Flow Toots, would your favorability rating for the new cloud increase or decrease as a result?
@umbral lynx tagging diskette since it's, you know, more lighting changes/differences and want to make sure they are aware <3
Absolutely! 100%. Palia needs more fart jokes.
if they were magical flow farts, I might be inclined to not hate it, but I still wouldn't buy it
Copium cloud to go with the you would not believe it's not coffee coffeium
ikr! I mean I turn to see one side, all cute and colorful but then i turn to the other side and it all goes iridescent green and @fiery perch momo represents me
What do you mean?
huff guys please stop wahhhing about the free game! huff S6 is a small indie company and they need our support, and... huff why are you bullying them when they have our best interests at heart? The game is better than it has ever been huff you're all just miserable.
the shaders effects ... they have been trying to get a cure for the white screen and seems they went totally from zero on shaders
add some emojis and you got a perfect copypasta 
you forgot "you don't have to spend money in the cash shop, it's not required to play"
Don't worry... I'll only hunt those jerks with my arrows...
Day 162:
PalTech pipes still don't work on the ground. It's uncertain if this will ever be patched.
YES 🙌 I was so disappointed. || Jina made it seem like being my shepp really escalates the relationship, becoming almost like life partners. And since I romanced her, I was seriously hoping for more in depth and more personal dialogue, but nothing changed 😞 I was so let down ||
i thought so at first but then it changed right in front of my eyes. dont get me wrong, the illumination and color in general has improved except for that little issue that makes me wonder if i became daltonic for looking too much at a wooden crate
you know, at least i still have m ysingle glitched snek in a garden pot. 🙏
... still hoping i get my duck though so i can put them in random places in my house.
they probably weren't touched this patch round. they still sink into the wall I assume?
|| You're party of the family... for one quest.... then we conveniently forget it happens and it's never mentioned again. ||
I'm so mad cause I though Elouisa would be the cool aunt I Shepped her for and I get the same stale dialouge a month later
The way they never bring up your shepp again always bothered me
Especially when the characters make it seem like SUCH a big deal.
thank you! the shepps 😭 i was so excited when i finally finished that quest. and then NOTHIN. same feels for those who finished the bundles. left with nothin
|| not to mention the pins. Some people notice and then after that it’s like it also never happened ||
huff * slaps your comment with a bag full of silver coins * - j/k! but nothing in the world is for free, specially in an industry as videogames
yeah, why have it such a high level. I get if they were gonna add more story to it later but unless it's coming with the elderwoods patch and more friendship quests, this is disappointing to say the least
I really feel like the dialogue doesn’t reflect well with game and quest progress
If a "free game" costs you a disproportionate amount of your time to enjoy it when you can find alternatives that respect your time more, is the game truly free? Or is the opportunity cost of playing it too high?
huff 😤 guys please stop wahhhing about the free game! 💢 😡😡 huff S6 is a small indie company and they need our support, and... 😤 huff why are you bullying them when they have our best interests at heart? 😩😡 The game is better than it has ever been 😤 huff you're all just miserable 🤣
huff 😤 guys please stop wahhhing about the free game! 💢 😡😡 huff S6 is a small indie company and they need our support, and... 😤 huff why are you bullying them when they have our best interests at heart? 😩😡 The game is better than it has ever been 😤 huff you're all just miserable 🤣
made my best attempt 
This is the reasoning behind why we're all here talking and why I don't understand why people come in here with the mindset of "its a free game, be happy"
What a copy pasta. That’s 10/10
Art imitating life. 😔
you spent 2k envelopes on a snake to end on a garden pot lol This can also tell a lot of what we would expect from this coming year...
That's an excellent copypasta
10/10 my friend. Now we can post it when we get our weekly trolls with every patch.
darn right i did. and it's the only glitched item i have 
Make sure we use that during potential live dev streams
No, my dad's coming back with the milk any day now. I'm sure.
Did they fix the flow tree problem?
yes
Whew
You are a server shepp and we see you 🫵
did you just come off watching Evangelion? somehow these questions are turning deeply meaningful. scary!
you mean the watering thing on your own plot, right?
I just have too much time to think and work is really slow today. 
@foggy needle i guess my days in forums finally paid off /j
yours was already perfect Herp, I just added to it
xD gotta love your attitude, Herpy! :3
Yes 👏
yes, it´s fixed.... i mean, i didn´t try, but it´s in the patch notes 😄
The game is better than it has ever been?! What??? Did you start playing yesterday??? It absolutely is not.
It's sarcasm I swear.
somehow gives me the retro feel, like i wanna put on those cardboard glasses with red and blue colors and find out if that makes the game pop put of the screen ....
it's the Herpy being sarcastic, why you think i slapped his comment with a bag of silvercoins xD
i cropped the cloud pet. Anyone can use this an an emoji/sticker, for a small fee that is
Thank goodness
My wood slab pavers are all the same size now and over lapping... Anyone else having this issue?
Why do you think I turned it into a full copypasta 
A small fee of.... $17 U.S. Pesos?
More like one jillion dollars
my chewed gum was in better shape when i threw it to the trash
I'm curious, does the cloud have any other facial expressions or is it just the smile? Because if it's just the smile that makes it all the more hilarious.
You’re right. I should erase the face and reupload the cloud 
it will come with different faces in the next Madrinas collab!
i love free games and love supporting them in everyway
same, that's why I play RAID: Shadow Legends!
why is that every other ad I get, even here on discord now
you gotta love palia enough to stay and look forward to the updates just for the roasting
hell i gotta spend some cash for something nice in the game i will its worth it.
That's pretty cool, I love when games have non predatory cash shop practices
and Mooses bingo card
They're in your walls!
fr, they're not getting even a fraction of nearly $3k out of me
i look at all the $$$ people spend on games just to be roasted with spending more cash on that game "cough" COD "cough"

looks at $150 motorcycle skin on Once Human What are you implying? 😏
yet people pay it lol
I wouldn't mind spending money on the game if the game was going in a direction worth spending money on.
I wish I was a $150 motorcycle. 
Cloud pet. Faces sold separately
What in the club penguin is that
Not to mention THIS type of game having the predatory shop and even soon to be fomo
Soon to be? There's already a pet that you can't get anymore because it was limited time 
when they specifically said the game wouldn't have fomo lol
They already announced the next round of Twitch drops lol
Exactly!
and multiple plushies you can't get anymore unless you trade
and the frog bucket that was a switch exclusive or something :)
hell folks will pay 100$ for a game then pay the 20$-30$ per DLC and premium items that usualy go for 15$ play a free game and start thinking what they charge for premium is to much that makes me laugh lol.
And if it’s taken them this long to do just the prologue, how long will it be before they finish the entire game?
I've paid money for a game with great content
I see we're back at this again. 
We've been infiltrated
Alright everyone, unfortunately it's that time to go and be an adult for the rest of the day.
Keep on quacking! 🦆
keep in mind the DLC are usually trash and the premium items you can earn by grinding.
I still play destiny and have all the content. Why? Because it’s worth it. This stuff for Palia? Not worth

Any specifics?
yeah I'm gonna get back to my work lol
palia has to embrace the gacha at this point, perhaps people would be happier, donno.
Quack at this again
fortnite has a lot of that
Yep.. Its like "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man?"
COD waaaay to much GTA can throw in there too
who sent you
They already love their rng and their zeki club is 1:1 a pass that you can get in gachas so why not
while it's not my thing, fortnite is actually good and has quality fashion options from what i have seen
oh yeah turn the premiums into gotcha then spending wont be an issue people love them gotcha 🙂
Back by unpopular demand
If people are willing to pay 17 for the fart gas with a smile then I'm sure they're willing to gamba
Fortnite mentioned? You mean the one where you can spend $12 usd a month, and get 1000 vbucks, and 4 passes with it? I mean... sounds worth it to me imho. (Which is why I have it
)
Trying so hard not to laugh at this
Infinity nikki has a very well balanced system, you have stuff you get by grinding, cool and frequent updates, the story really wants to make you keep going and you spend here and there without complain. i dont know how hard it would really be for Palia to achieve that satisfaction for me
its good but real cartoony at the same time i enjoy fortnite but not enough to blow couple hundred on it.
Literally, just as we thought we were done with this topic
with the same person 
einar let them speak
But anyways. Quack, or.. something. 
STAWP
Well, time to bring the copypasta I guess
🙈
We're rehashing things?
I really wish they released a list of the sticker-chat interactions. Knowing that would help a LOT with our reactions, tbf. We can see in the patch notes that there's a "LOL" sticker, as well as likely "Thank You" and "Waiting for you." common sayings that having quick triggers will indeed help communication accessibility. So thats GOOD.
And I can kind of get behind adding some premium stickers, on conditions. 1) They're funny sayings, not something that actually will help with communication. 2) The premium stickers aren't connected to any achievements (which as far as we know rn, they may not be).
However, since we can see that the title of one of the premium stickers is "Sorry," which is something needed in common communication, S6 appears to not have thought of these points.
jump into this life~
Tosses topic into void
it's ok now

it puts the lotion on its skin and leaves
i love free just because i eat the popcorn.
2 weeks later... faces for sale!
"Sorry" is S6 signature sticker.
Good shout. I like the idea of premiums being 'extras' and not basic things. It's why I advocated for simple free pets back in the day with fancier options being the premium offerings.
I can’t this new combo is so good
can't be sorry if you're poor
I guess that's good life advice, we should be thanking S6
no lotion for them they getting the hose again
I played an MMO once where /sit and /cry were premium emotes so you had to just stand there miserable, unable to express your misery.
at least we can sit. my poor palian wrists want to snap tho


now thats a grand prize there i would be that one to do a premium just to watch


gasp
heres a fun topic Monoply go users selling free cards theres something to be angry about lmao
These emojis are helping to build a cozy environment 
wow discord I try to do the emote thing in the username and you won't even work
I also don't understand why we can't just have tints where we can actually customize the different parts of furniture because most of the tints are so ugly to me!!!! Or if I can't match the colours of furniture I ain't having any furniture sorry!!! Make it an ultimate reward for furniture making or something idc
anyways, gotta go back to work now. That cloud is not for free. Perhaps I stream later for those that will be after the stickers from drops. See ya!
what cozy environment? 
New axe skin. Very aesthetic. Not very effective. Y/n?
:duck:
Take care!
ya all too! stay safe!
please dont ever change your name this is funnier
LMAO

IT IS
im still sick so laughing sucks but that was worth the laugh

Okay you know what yeah I'm keeping it like this
Yeah, I'm probably keeping the duck in my name (probably due to forgetting to change it back)
Heatroot tea; that'll clear you right up.
honestly i could probably go make some tea or hot cocoa. but effort
dont be coughing my direction i dont need to be sick
The cozy and wholesome environment that is Palia general chat 
This is discussions.
Did you just “this is a Wendy’s” me
it hasn't been cozy in there all day 
Cash me outside (so we can go fishing).
bruh
Probably never been cozy in there ngl 
nice day for it, hu ha!
Welcome to discussions! smashes bottle
It was, for a time, in the Summer of '21.
outside gifs aren't allowed here
We're the truly cozy channel because we've always got a fire of some sorts going to warm us up
yet its within discord lmao bruh thats disapointing
Might I interest you in a pitchfork to roast your marshmallows over the molotov fire with? 
imma get some marshmallows ready
edit: omg fern, same hat
Earlier I said that discussions is like a tavern for veteran/retired players to tell our stories while we consume mead
okay but the server doesn't allow those gifs to be posted, it has to be from your camera roll
I think you can post outside gifs if you upload them manually
us
Shhhh don’t tell them
its general now
wtf rolmao now thats a funny one
do you know how long it was until I realized it's a dog in that gif I posted and not a cat
accurate gif of me when i eat pancakes
The Palian Retirement Home ™

thats just hilarious i busted out laughin fr
Nestled in the rolling foothills of Oldie Trees (meal plan not included)
perfect because we literally are old people yelling at cloud today
“Back in my day Palia didn’t have underground hotpot”
“Sure grandma let’s get you to bed”
LOL
I was about to say healthcare not included
single braincell
sigh the new flowers are only via catchable bugs. Not in Auni's shop yet.
omg sthap I just realized
oh god hold on I need to do something in photoshop one sec
that poor clowd is just trying to bring cozy joy to you
Headline for the Palian Prospect: Old Man yells at Cloud
Our cozy joy is roasting Palia
oh look, it's all of us today
how'd you manage to get a group shot?
I need to edit the cloud pet onto that meme actually
honestly i've been saddened/gobsmacked but honestly just laughing/having a good time making jokes here with y'all
and a palian character for gramps
I would love to know who thought a cloud would be a good pet and not just your gas following you around all day
Someone go play chappa chase and lmk if the chappa spawns were increased. My support ticket says they were, so should be more than 120 catchable
they are not
that's why I'm here, huffing the actual good vibes before I sign on later and want to cry lol
i can double check though, so i can get a screenshot
also, again, why do we have a pet cloud? how did we encourage it to travel with us? or did we pull a nami and feed it a bunch of little thunderclouds and then basically threatened the poor thing to do our bidding (one piece reference)
Even that godforsaken coffee emote has more effort than the cloudfart pet
sentient fart
i was going to make a joke about huffing and the cloud then realized how that would come across and uhh i take it back 
☁️ 💨
why does it have a face
I was sort of playing off the "huffing the copium cloud" joke lmao
the 💨 just reminds me of the fountains
⛲ 🏃 💨
In a magical world full of magical food, there's a chance that your fart will become a lil dude. 😶🌫️
oh so perfect
⛲ 🏃 💨
Why is that it's face
unintentional poetry
canon now
I promise, if done right, the cloud face could be really interesting and not just a generic anime cutesy face
👁👄👁
With the amount of chili dumplings my palian eats i wouldnt doubt it
They literally couldve just looked at the amazing world of gumball and take a page from that
Okay so the spa set is actually pretty cool
or you know... looked at a real cloud
there's no craftable ducks tho
it saddens me
But.... No ducks
Instead we got Great Value ™️ Flying Nimbus.
YES. Asami's face could have been top tier
but i wanted an army of colored ducks....

Welp, AHAAA...