#💬│palia-general
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Oh good since when?
That's messed up
since before the switch version came out
We're out here trying not to break the renown cap and they're getting medals?
there are 3 quests for each guild offering 100 total coins for each guild
Wait both of you guys are playing on PC but only funky knows about them?
Yeah ima go ahead and get a pc because wow 😅
I literally have one on the way right now
it would be crazy if only the switch had weeklies
I could not sleep that night.
My friend showed me my entire house and I like rocked me to my freaking core
Oh the skill weeklies? I thought you meant other weeklies we weren't getting! I was about to be sassy!
I'm not sure what to get. I just need something simple to run palia. But the suggestions jump right to Alienware. I'm like - do I really need that 😅😅😅
you mean these right?
Wanna throw bombs at bugs and stab fish?
I can totally help you with that. I'm not a computer person but I have really good computer wizard (comp engineer) friends
don't get alienware they went massivly down hill since Dell accquired them and you pay a huge tax for "brand"
I am using an Acer Nitro. I like it but I am definitely going to build a PC in the future
isn’t that a bad one tho? last i seen it was like that anyway
Yeah. I saw a while back in the news stuff that one of the upcoming updates was going to... Ohhhhhhh
It's steam
As I understand it, part of the reason we can't have bug fixes all of the time is because of some limits imposed by the Nintendo store. I've heard this, but it might be completely false. If that's the case releasing on Switch was such a dumb move for a game in beta. We have the Switch players to blame 
But S6 probably wants the excuse to not fix stuff anyway
No idea, I am not a pc person at all
there is a small amount of truth in the fact that pushing updates to consoles becomes expensive for devs as they usually get charged but the patches and fixes have not slowed down since the switch version so i doubt its behind the pace of the updates
LOOK MAN,
BETWEEN THE FOUNTAIN REVEAL, THE TEXTURES AND COLORATION OF THE STARRED FISH, ALL THE VEGETATION I'M MISSING, AND THE AMAZING SETTINGS MENU
I've suffered enough 😂
Acer is a safe bet.
wait till you see the detail of the characters
Would the acer also run sims do you think?
- the Switch players can't type

Yeah I use the Nitro 5 and I have a fan control setting to help with cooling ur systems
Though none of us can at the moment 
Oh you mean like the tattoos I saw for the first time on Hassian after like five whole seconds of viewing my friends gameplay?
But tbf my switch chat works better than pc folks lol

Yeah that was ... I was going to joke and say fun but it was actually really hurtful.
you would likely be better to find a website that builds bespoke PCs that way you will get what you want/need without a whole bunch of bloat
I didn't know that what set the pink hair child apart from everyone else was .... Drum roll....an entire leg missing.
Sounds like the opposite really. The moneybags set the deadlines. The grunts bleed trying to make it work. Nintendo probably had a hard date for a Christmas release as a condition of their participation.
Keep kicking me while I'm down dude... 😒
Can someone tell me what I care about in this description so I can compare lmaoo
Okay you're definitely computer wizard aren't you... Because only someone who understood computer stuff would see that as the easier option 😂 For non computer people that sounds like a lot of extra money and oh my gosh we don't know enough about computers stuff to do that
It's almost like I shouldn't even be a millennial.
same zD
That’s the same model I have. One terabyte of storage is amazing
well that would be more than capable of running Palia
Right. Like what the heck. I don't even know what I'm looking at and you want me to BUILD one!?
1TB storage for a gamer is probably the minimum you want these days
Even without the update thing Switch added so much extra work for them when the game wasn't released. I'm sure it was for financial reasons... Anyway at least people with Switches can play. That's one good thing.
Did we forget that I set my stove on fire making a frozen pizza? Be for real 😂😂😂😂
pcpartpicker is my favourite when building a full PC. Though now-a-days I have a "constantly upgrading" PC that I just periodically replace things on...
Internal core processor, Windows 11, The screen size, and the RAM
haha i am, i built mine and used to design servers for a living. if you build its often actually cheaper. but that gaming laptop that @sudden elm linked would be fine. depends on the price obviously haha
I’m on a 512 gb hard drive 🙃
Not for long! 😆
Like I said Acer is a generally kind of solid choice
Relative to other stuff storage is real cheap
yes, this is the bare minimum i would reccomend these days due to the size of games
That’s for darn sure. I also only have 8gb ram oop idk how my laptop didn’t explode playing BG3
they have certainly got better over the years
after the recent patch the first vine in the lighthouse got much more difficult to scale 😅
Yeah.... Only if you know about storage options And what's normal and what's not, and what to do regularly or like what you can do periodically to keep being able to save stuff 😂
@sudden elm do you want a laptop or a desktop PC?
Sheer willpower and a stubborn determination not to embarrass itself in front of you 😂
They should give us a rtb as a pet. And let it fly around and give bug hunting buffs.
Oh my God dude Do not try to set her up with a freaking desktop 😂
Well it let me romance the vampire elf so I applaud it for not ruining that
She's not becoming a sorcerer okay She's not in need an entire lair set up She just needs a blanket she can throw down and a picnic basket Okay man
how do u increase the chances to get star value gatherables like morel and stuff
I mean I would prefer a laptop bc I cannot sit at a desk for hours
haha why not? but if its laptop you want that Acer is a good spec - add n external SSD and you good to go really
Level up
Are you...watching my life? How do you know me so well. Are you me?
forage level?
New Switch will have 12Gb of memory apparently. That's not terrible, but it's not really a lot 
Because if she's anything like me we like laptops that are small and like not a problem not bulky and not complicated
Then I’d get the Acer Nitro you linked. It’s solid. Can handle what you need and is the perfect size
Let me just insert a warning here. If you have pets I recommend a desktop. You'll want the option to pop it open for a cleaning, or you'll end up with a furry intake and an overheating laptop.
gaming laptops are NOT small, but i guess in comparison to a Desktop
Yeah
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A GAMING LAPTOP 😂
I have 2 pupperonis 🥰🥰
the picture of the Acer gaming laptop maybe?
And they're pitbulls so they shed like its their job.
I mean if Shelby can afford it then fine that's great! Like if if it's no big extra deal to them then that would be a freaking awesome but they don't NEED a gaming laptop.
i never said they did im just going off that picture, plus you dont know what other games they might want to play
In that case I would get a can of compressed air (to only be used on it when it is off by the way) And one of those cooling trays so that you can put your laptop on top of it and it's got extra fans going underneath
I’ve had mine for like 3yrs now and had no problem with pet hair getting in the way and it’s not hard to pop off the bottom (carefully!) and take a qtip to the fans
Sometimes I think I love you 😂😂😂
yess qtip + toothpicks
me too 💜
Ok but...what happens if I use it and its...not off? Asking for science.
All I know is that like me They have made it up until now without one... So....
I never understood that market. Gaming laptop seems like such a terrible compromise. They're so expensive and heavy. If I had to choose between desktop or laptop I would either have a laptop I could actually carry around and just play on low settings or a desktop that doesn't go overly obsolete so quickly and might not have terrible thermals.
also do NOT put that thing on your lap
I don't play on pc at all so really any pc will be a...challenge
Then you can damage the fan mechanisms like if you blow it in the opposite direction that is serious force being applied...
How else will I know it's TOO hot!?
Laptop burns aren't that bad (no for real do not put over heated laptops on your body)
agree, i have a top of the line gaming PC that i built and an ultra thin and light "laptop"
I like Acer because I had to open it, double click on my game (which I had changed in settings to one click by the way), And then it would open and load and then I would be playing my game
Put thermal cat under laptop for optimal performance
You don't need to that's what the cooling tray is for
haha seriously thats why they changed the name from laptop to notebooks, although many places still call them laptops. people would burn themselves and then sue the manufacturers
Lol Like how I only know if my food is too hot to eat If my brother tells me not to eat it and then doesn't give it to me right away 😂
you can get trays that allow free airflow to the insides etc to keep it cool(ish)
.... You did not just say what I said multiple times Like you were the first one that said it
Ugh why wasn't I that smart
I saw some tests that indicated the trays with the fans don't really do any better than the trays without them. I would have to look again to be sure though.
I'm pretty sure that the laws of thermodynamics with disagree with you 😂
I have a cooling tray that plugs into my laptop via USB and has additional fans with a few diff speeds. Definitely a must if playing for extended periods of time
I can't be alone in having multiple ||completely impossible to find treasure chests for the wall....||
You know what. Ima keep the switch 😂😂😂😂
That laptop you linked will play Palia on full settings without problems but it is maybe a little overkill, but you could play most games that come out for the next 2 years on that with no problems
Take things at your pace
haha sounds good
Obviously they will do better, but if it's a 1% improvement it's not worth it. I don't remember the exact conclusions.
Everyone talking about cooling trays and cleaning the fans with qtips made me quickly realize why mine always....die.
if you ever want any hi-res screenshots once you decorated your house, i can come be your photographer for you
You scared her off! Lol see this is why I wanted to do the whole finding a laptop thing in private with her 😂
Is that to me Is that ...can I do that
once a year I take apart this desktop and either replace a part and clean, or just clean
cleaning the fans etc thats not something you have to do often, i would just push some compressed air through it every couple months
Also side note since I saw shelbys name, if any s6 employees see this. We need an actual tiny lighthouse added with the tool tip saying something in reference to shelby. Just small community reference dreams 
Okay well whoever said that clearly is under the age of 30 because they're not yet in love with vacuums
just so you dont get dust build up and over heating
Because exactly this 😂
I'm in the contest for creating new emojis and or stickers
without vacuums and swiffers life would be for naught
#LLL
Longlivelighthouse
it was to @sudden elm but happy to come come take pictures for you too. i can add arcitectural photographer to my resume lol
No for real if they don't add reference to you to a lighthouse item I'd personally cry
Okay okay we get it You're a computer master mage with a lifespan of 500
This was to me!?
Me!? Decorate!?
I've had 1 room done for 5 months. 😅
I finally got blueberry bush seeds 
Like for tau content i wanna see elithesia name dropped
||i havnt cleaned the dust out of my PC in a year|| its fine
You don't need an excuse to come over 😏
palia photographer, eh? 
Exactly It's so low maintenance if you just aren't living in a dirt road
that was when i said WHEN lol
These ones are pretty cool since you don't use the cans, but they're probably actually worse for the environment if you tried to figure it out. An actual air compressor is basically as good though. I don't have one of those.
Oh he got you there Shel
nah, it's just satisfying to get out the dust, once you realize how gross it gets 😆
But you can take pics of my room & pantry 😂
doesnt it naturally spawn tho? it should be sparkly for it to be star value on pick up, no?
... You know you use a can to put the air in that thing right
ok
or is it something like, the person who comes near it, spawns it, and the star value depends on said person's forage level
No, it's got a fan in it and it's battery powered
Yes start forging items naturally spawn, And you can know that before you get to it and pick it up by the sound it makes
It's just a high power fan that you charge up.
yea but im saying, how does forage level change if its star value or not
IT MAKES A DIFF SOUND
i dont think it does at the moment. as far as i know the only thing your level has an effect on is the gardening skill
I still can't believe people play with sound.
It's so..
Soundy.
i have the sound off so i can here the other screen
Ohhhh.... Okay my bad... I keep forgetting that I'm a millennial and I'm in that weird transition period between nobody having internet at home and then all of a sudden we all have cell phones
ive farmed almost 30 sweet leaf with no starred ones
okay, the one I took a screenshot of actually has a cord. The one I own doesn't.
I just don't do the hearing all that good
But idk I have 2 small children and it's never freaking quiet. Ever. So maybe I just appreciate the silence 😂😂😂
That's pretty standard
oh, dang
Any game I play music is 0
I'm lying I didn't play games with sounds before kids 😅
why? the star value seems rarer than other gatherables
Sound does make a big difference for a few things, but I've mostly played without it.
Even ocorina of time?
Bout to run around listening to all the gatherables xD
it doesn't, and there's no way to increase the chance of finding star forageables. but there's pretty much no use for them starred except for cooking, otherwise it's pretty easy to get a star dish even without star forageables
An exception
it is rarer, and worth 50% more but getting SQ from foraging is quite few and far between
😎
We're living in a golden age of cheap unethical lithium and cobalt for batteries and tech.
Oh man.... And once more I'm disillusioned 😣
Yea some of the Cook together invite posts wants 60-100 of one type of starred gatherables and im like oki no xD
what is point of the second plot?
There's a set number of SQ foragables that can spawn on the map at a time. And it's very few iirc
and this is why you spend your time in here with us away from the rest of the IRL people haha
Wasting gold?
Most cooking parties I've seen do not mind normal quality gatherables.
if you wanna build something else maybe a summer house on 1 plot and a winter house on another
Or if you want to unlock the gazebos
i use it as a backup storage but i’m also making a themed house for different characters i draw 
or your house on plot 1 and all your production and manufacturing on the other
all of the cooking parties i've attended do not care about the quality of forageables
Oooo Palia with seasons would be cute. Snow pics
You can put all of your furniture to see what it looks like on the extra plots. I fill them up with fish, bugs, and cakes.
normaly for white chapaa to drop nothing? or did I get a tiny bug
It drops. Maybe it's sunk in the ground or offset by some distance.
Same because I couldn't get the amount of starred they were asking for in time so I couldn't participate in the parties that were demanding all starred ingredients
if no loot bag then yea it’s a bug his loot dropped into ground or somewhere close by
i think we are more likely to get a wintery zone rather than seasons in game but they do make some changes each season, like all the flowers around town and stuff for spring
ooh backup storage i like that
hmm okay thank you, probably in the cliff :(
One of them was saying I had to get a hundred brightshrooms to join?! I've never even seen 30 of them together in a bag or box!
Maybe it's too far underground to loot, though I don't think that's ever actually happened to me. Often it's buried a bit, but you can still loot it. You just can't really see it.
i just like to get most of the furniture out (even though it has a seperate tab) just to look at what i wanna put where
No one is saying cooking parties dont ask for normal stuff lol I literally said "some of the ones". Because we were talking about how few and far between they were so seeing that I was like no way. 🙂
I saw one person claim that foreageables have no bearing on star quality outcomes. If that's the case it would have to be a bug. But I also don't believe it.
that's okay, I am happy to have the achievement
At first I was keeping my extra furniture off to the side along the border with or in makeshift tents... But then once I completed an entire set like the homemade or whatever it's called... I didn't actually have to keep track of what I didn't did not have anymore so I started trashing them no regrets
100 brightshroom is crazyy, i'd be better off making dispels out of them
gonna be me with stuff if i’m not using it by the time i get done my other plot 
100%
You can just leave it in your storage. I used to place it all in a furniture plot, but it became too much.
1/25 😅
I cannot comprehend how, literally HOW, anyone would be able to collect even 20! Unless they've been playing long enough that they have guild coins they could waste on just buying stuff
But also most of it is trash. It's just harder to actually right click delete than shove in storage 
haha this is becuase the brightshroom increases the overall value of the dish vs the red mushroom for when they sell them - this is why im not a fan of that kind of cooking "party" its more of an industrial kitchen operation going on. it just reminds me of my Warcraft days when you would get gear checked or you needed to have the achievement for completing the dungeon otherwise they wouldnt invite you to go to the dungeon.... if i cant go how do i get the achievement.
not my kinda gamer tbh
Or like using requests
what is sushi recipie catch rate?
Yeah I know it's because that but I mean come on... They could have at least let me participate for like 10 of them or something you know? They wouldn't let me join them because I didn't have all the hundred?! 😟
it's 2%
That's also a pretty extreme minority of cooking parties. 
50/50 you will either catch it or you wont
sorry in a funny mood tonight
well you're not wrong..
2% so 1 in 50
Or 33/1650
their loss haha
Mathematically yes
But When applied as probability.... 🫠
Think about it as every single time you fish It's a one out of 50 chance that you'll be successful for that cast
I think... I never took statistics, I just took algebra in college and then became the tutor and then did more advanced algebra and became the tutor for that....
@rocky crescent you remind me of someone did you play runescape lol
Are you even old enough for runescape
So if you cast 50 times that's a 36% 74% chance of catching it.
id much rather do a smaller cooking party where everyone is running around the kitchen panicing about what to make next, but having fun while doing it and just having a laugh vs standing at my "station" pressing a button for 2 hours to make 100 cakes or something like that
my bad
i have played runescape but not very much at all
im just awesome is all 🤣
what is chapaa eating here? 
For every cast you make individually it is it one out of 50 chance. I don't know how to word this but like...
the net probability does not carry on to the next cast
this math speak is melting my brain
64% chance to catch in 50 casts OMD, I keep messing it up
Maffs 
I'm not getting upset at you! ^_^
I know
basically every time you cast it imagine there are secretly 50 boxes, you dont know where they are and only 1 has teh sushi in. but when you cast again all the boxes have changed places with each other
You keep combining all of the casts you make into one pie
no I'm not 
mmmm Pie....
Truuu 💛
But I'm telling you that each cast is its own pie and it has a pea in it.. And you're taking one bite. And the probability of you getting that pee the first bite is one out of 50
I've been growing my flow trees and now some are huge..what do we do with them when they are full grown?Will they keep giving seeds every once in a while?Are we supposed to chop them for wood before then?
They drop a seed
That's as far as I've gotten. I'm on tree three And it is going to be fully grown very soon, And then I'll start on tree number four
they only give one seed and that's it
Yeah. I'm talking about casting out 50 times just to give a sense of the statistics. If you cast out 50 times your odds of hitting a 2% chance are 64%. If you cast once it's 2%
after i get the seed, i take them down and put them away - once i get to 50 i will put them all out on the second plot and have my friends come over and chop them all down
Then that would not be the same thing as a 2% drop rate
It's a 2% drop rate sampled 50 times.
Thanks, I guess I'll put that one away or on my second plot.Was hoping to have a supply of wood from these. oh well..
1 - ((1 - 0.02)^50). If I assumed each cast added up or affected the probability of the next cast I would have said 100% chance in 50, which is obviously wrong.
I think they're absolutely beautiful so I've been using them in my decorating. ^_^ since like my first or second week playing I've wanted to make rooms with trees So I've been saving seeds out this entire time and recently I finally collected enough to start doing that and I I'm almost done with the second room now
ok lets just agree that its bloody annoying to fish up sushi and move on
Oh sure if it's what you're good at we can talk about it all day (computers) 😂
But yeah agreed... I feel like I'm beating a dead horse over here
you will get a supply of wood, each one will give you a new seed and each day you get a new seed from Mr Roboto so your number of trees you can grow at once will increase as well
But I can't cut them down when they are full grown..by myself anyway 😦
im also good at math, i just didnt see the point in the discussion devolving into chaos about a piece of paper that teaches you how to cook raw fish lol
Still waiting for Palia to be released on xbox
true, so get a few of them and invite some friends over cut some trees eat some pie have some fun 🙂
I love when I'm trying to help someone understand something and it finally clicks! don't you feel better now? 🥰
As soon as I'm able to, I'm getting my grandmother into Palia. I think she'd love it
That's what I was doing from the start for 64%. I made some dumb mistakes at the beginning where I was too fast and dank though. Like I said 36 because I forgot the 1- and then I said 74 because my dumb brain thought 1-0.36 was 0.74 
Can I play with grandma pinkie if it happens 
Absolutely! She'd adore you
My friends don't play Palia, and I don't wanna open up my plot to people I don't know, so I guess they'll be a pretty decoration ..
....hahahahahaha Holy crud! that would be so awesome. Lol the Xbox is a BEAST. Morrowind was proof of that 😂
get her a switch for her birthday/christmas/just because she is an awesome grandma
is sushi recipe one that can be cooked by 2 people
Heck yeah I wanna hear all her stories too
She has an xbox, which is why I'm hoping for it to release on that
Gamer Grandma
I didn't know I had dyslexia my entire life until I took my friends math class in college (And I didn't even know he was a math professor at my college too, lol Actually learned about it from him during tacos at his house) 🤣🤣 And I kept getting the arithmetic wrong and he was like... You know you have dyslexia right? 😂
you have lots of friends here. also just so you know people who come on your plot cannot take anything. and unless you give them permissiion they cannot move anything. you get a second plot free so you could put all your trees there and then invite people in so they would only see the trees and nothing else if that was what you wanted
yes
Can we get a full metal chappa costume please :3
That's a good idea, thanks!
I never knew that number dyslexia was a separate thing with a separate name until relatively recently.
so instead of trying to fish up the recipe i could just find someone to cook with for my bundle and get recipe later
absolutely
I have color dyslexia
good cause i just used all my dang glow worms
But then how will I randomly show up at your plot totally unexpected and water your crops
Unless the last recipe I'm missing is only one step every single recipe can be cooked by more than one person since to do so everyone has to do at least one step
you should have said it was for a bundle. come on over ill help you cook make some
I have a special someone who comes and checks on mine she's 10/10
anything not on the BBQ/campfire can be shared cooking
Whaaat, I never heard of that. I have a hard time understanding what that means. Maybe I can look up some images.
I have a system, sometimes I like to keep them at a certain stage for a while..I wouldn't water people's crops without asking..
So basically, I have this issue where I will see a something as a specific color but will remember it as something else
real it's hard to save em glow worms at the start. but if you don't reel in the fish u won't use up a glow worm, a strat is just keep casting until a recipe bites
Probably just by walking in and not saying anything. Since it's highly likely that I'm either in one of my chests going through my storage or I am hyper fixated on getting a piece of furniture or a plant etc situated Just right
I actually don't go to anyone's plot at all, ever lol
Interesting 
I did see where someone in the forums did that randomly, I'm like... 😮
Also, always request glow worms. Don't be shy. We have too many 
So say something was Green..I'll try to recall it and it will be yellow or red
Well My current nickname for you is 14.5 k because that is approximately how many arrows you've spent hunting alone. Stubbornly
Bonjour a ceux qui me liront, je recherche une commu Fr de préférence active avec une moyenne d'age supérieure a 20 ans, je suis une accro de la déco je cherche a partager du farming et bien sur pleins d'idées déco 😍 n'hesitez pas a me mp si vous recrutez 👋🏻
What color was the lighthouse?
I literally couldn't tell you
every time ive not caught something it still used my worm
.... Do not tell me
The lighthouse lights up... On
PC
I'm pretty sure this is French & i hope someone can tell you this is an English only server lol
I want to say white, but my memory says red?
mon dieu 
If you're talking about the paint it's like an off white cream color
Oh I don't think you were here for the lighthouse convo nvm I'm sorry lol
Yeah, I would have 100% told you the lighthouse was red
Bahahahahahaha
that's only if u failed to catch the fish, but if you let it swim away when it first pops up it won't take your worm
No, I thought the windmill was a light house and basically died on that hill
@sudden elm Okay now I'm definitely hitting you up in DMs because I need to hear about this 😂
How ironic to be named after a color
i assume it just takes fish and rice? and are you on now?
Sorry not sorry 
Right?
vérifier #1135682474324807681 il peut y avoir des groupes francophones là-bas
It feels like a server this size could get channels and mods for the big languages.
yea im on now IGN is the same as here and yea i got the ingredients what ever they might be
But to be fair someone posted it on fb and it was all decorated so I couldn't see the actual windmill. And they called it a light house. And also said it was a player gift from August 😂😂 AND I RAN WITH IT WITHOUT EVEN CHECKING...didn't even save the screenshot of the post lol
bahaha
The problem is they don't have mods that speak the languages.
is this lighthouse dyslexia?
just jokes im not making light of Dyslexia 💜
There are ways They can make it so that there are channels sections fridge language and then everything said in the corresponding channel for that subject in all languages gets translated in real time for all of them at once
This is why s6 needs to add a lighthouse so we can have flavor text "some say shelby is still looking"... S6 acknowledge your community the cyl stuff shows we love it 
Could you imagine the interview for a mod of a different language?
"What language are you interviewing for?"
"Baguette"
"Hired"
Lol Why not, I do! Dyslexia is one hell of drug dude 😂
or “from afar it looks like a windmill”
^top tier
well you get a mod that is at least bilingual
i dont have dyslexia so its not ok for me to make jokes about it. i will happily make jokes about all the things wrong with me though
This is why your the best
Yo I’d Lowkey love a lighthouse for my plot
@manic gorge Here Kenzo?
They do have the game in multiple languages
😂😂😂 Please tell me you've seen flight of the Conchords... Because the first thing that popped up into my head when I saw the French person's message was baguette
But it's not because I'm like being racist it's because they have a song where they just pretend to know French and they just it's yeah it's silly and... Well anyway
#likethistostartalighthousepetition
You got more content for me? I think he napping... I called him a good girl if they sleep good
Do they not have multiple Discord servers in different major languages??! No that can't be right... Lol They definitely do
Do they?
XD I haven't, but it's a huge joke amongst friends on my MC server. My online bf is French and we'd tease him by speaking nonsensical French back to him
What if I also change my name to Diskettes Husband? Would Kenzo and I have to fight to the death?
Or is this sarcasm? 
Meant to say Where, but still, yeah. I don't have memes, just wanted to let him know I'm back to my normal fit. No more Kenzo impersonation.
He already wants to stab me for claiming any part of Diskette
They have to! Lol could you imagine a game doing this well without being completely inclusive to like China... Brazil... Japan...
No way lol
until halloween
I also realllllyyyy want to be able to have a farm with animals 
@sudden elm yeah the 1v1 would be funny though. @primal aurora but how will I get my fix now!?
Monday kicked my butt
I feel ya. hug
Maybe next time. Until then, we're stuck with basic-fit Naz.
Yeah me too... And then I realized that I was just a harvest mooner that was missing the HM life
I ALMOST CHOKED
There are definitely community discords for all sorts of languages. I don't know of any general purpose ones. I suppose players could sort that out themselves.
I want more weather options in Palia. Just get cozy by the fire during a storm
I didn’t see anything prior to this but basic fit is 👌🏻
that sweater is
mine is green
Has some easter eggs for those who care to look for them.
I'm acyally dying kmg
This morning I saw a hurt animal and had to actually pull over and call my wife SOBBING 😅 like full blown hyperventilating tears
Then it walked away.
It wasn't hurt.
Please don't do this to me... Lol -sincerely switch user
oh true XD
I SEE THEM
the mug 
nice troll animal
Goodnight house, goodnight ||mousy||, goodnight moon
the number of times this has happened to me. A bird flew into my car and I freaked out. It got up and walked away
There's so much lore in one place
There is, yep. Might need to open original to find all. 
Needs more yoko feet
What kind of animal? I'm really not good at technology but I'm a++ with animals and bio generally...
I have a bird paradise at my house & saw 2 robins fighting so I went running outside and my neighbors were mortified by my um.
Choice of clothes. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 all I have to say is don't look over here 😂😂😂
Eta: I was absolutely wearing clothes. It was just all neon's and did not match lol
It sounds to me that it was most likely actually injured but you became an active threat which caused it too instinctually hide the injury and yeah ...
when you are quite literally in flight mode and don’t notice anything
I'm convinced my neighbors think I am insane. And I'm ok with that 😅
My jumping spiders hatched when I wasn't ready for them to So I was running around my house for an hour like outside in the back outside in the front getting materials so I could set them all up in temporary enclosures until later.. And then I realized that I felt wind on my butt and I had been in my booty shorts that entire time... 😂
but are they wrong?
Not at all
I think it’d be fun if we can get our own ormuu milk and also make butter
Please no. I've made this joke too many times, but this place is going to start looking like MacArthur Park 
i wanna make ice cream
I have run outside in.. an interesting outfit combo a few times when I thought something happened to my dogs.
I truly hope mousy sees this someday 🪤
Oh my neighbors definitely do. But that's what happens when you're found phase down butt up in a bush in their front yard muttering complaints
we will some day, im sure of it
holy cakes
(I'm passionate about insects in general but specifically wasps, ants, sawflies, and bees)
Come take all the ants, wasps, and flies you want.
bees are awesome
bees we need and im okay with them
Oh they knew i was crazy when I was calling my dogs by their full names and talking to them like they understood.
Cocoa Ann & Khalifa Lamar for those wondering 😏
I’m cackling
they do understand of course
You can keep the flies. Sawflies or relatives of wasps but they don't have a pinched waist. They are different insect order than flies But the same one as wasps and bees and ants
Wait they don't understand us 
SAVE THE BEEEEES
I have a very invasive plant on my property...Japanese Knotweed...if you know you freaking know..
I was going to call and have it treated but last year I had thousands. Probably more. But THOUSANDS. Of honey bees!!!
My dog understands me and you can’t tell me otherwise.
I'm pretty sure my neighbors opinion of my sanity was solidified the night I was playing tag with my cat at like 11:00 p.m.
not a fan of wasps. they sting just because they can (also im allergic) but i love bees i started a bee hive in the pandemic
Only 5% of bees eusocial. The majority of wasps don't even have stingers.
Oh my dog for sure understands me He just doesn’t gaf 😂
I think they understand...they're really angels..
Yep 😂😂
Naw them foolios have stingers I've been stung lol
I don't say this to be insulting Because it's pretty normal... But you literally don't know enough to say things like that 👉👈
Fulgrim understands he know his true place in the world of being the primarch of the Emperor's Children Traitor Legion
An entire subsection of the order has OVPositors not stingers
Wait I need pet tax yall
#💬│off-topic-chat for all the petting needs
Do yall remember that video of the girl who said dogs hate hugs and she was crying?
Idk what yall do but my dogs literally run into my open arms. And if i say "who wants a mommy hug?" They come running
yea can browse thru media there for pics 
I'll go add shaved fulgrim for pity
95% of bees are solitary. Those are the native species that people overlooked because of honey bees.
Ovthehell they're angry little needle butts
The mods will intervene when it comes to pet pics 
male wasps dont have stingers but they are a very small % of the nest
what
That's one super family lol Vespidoidea. And paper wasps used to be in that order, But I had them as pets and they never stung me
😩
You just said nest. Remember when I said 95% of bees are solitary? Well you're talking about wasps now... And that is aneven smaller number
Oops. My bad sorry!
I think it's safe to say if it's not a fuzzy needlebutt, it's a bad needlebutt
but all the wasps that go out and do the work are female and they have stingers....
anyway i dont like wasps i do like bees
Okay I'll say one last thing because of what she said
Unless they're mutillidae lol Because in that case if they don't fly and they have fuzzy butts they can pack one heck of a powerful sting

Fuzzy butt good
No fuzzy butt bad
Let me know when you're available to trade!
Clearly we need more bug-based status effects in Palia. Maybe we can have botflies and mosquitos too. The lantern bugs kind of have the sound and face of mosquitos already.
First day weekly wants have all been delivered whew
important info for online dating bios.
Hi I'm new, how often do we get new content around here ?
if you add mosquitos then we can get malaria and then Kenyatta can open up a medicine guild
every month
Oh wow really? Awesome
crying. Too bad half the people don’t even read them
its amazing toilet reading especially when you need a good laugh
I'm so passionate that I was not even thinking before when I was responding to you guys, and Where we are right now definitely did not Cross my mind once lol But thankfully Diskette broke the spell and with respect for the community I am not going to fall for your guys's shenanigans again 😂
I hardly laugh anymore 😭 the humans I attract scare me
nirn is on to us
I did what
what about our tomfoolery?
Like.... minimum
I think it's safe to say that's pretty much game content... Because I feel like the store stuff changes more often than that?
yea its mostly laughing at them not with them
Respectfully, I would rather not catch malaria.
Hahaha well... If you insist! It's not like I'm opposed in any way to a private chat where I can word vomit bugs
May you attract more cylinders in your online dating 
no I genuinely don’t even do that anymore lol waste of my energy.
Also don't feel bad about something your passionate enbrace it and share it
then dont get bitten by mosquitos lol
what did i come in on
Yes please 
But I'm so sweet, they just love me.
Oh man I would never! No no it's more just out of respect for the community and the rules they have and the fact that there are specific channels for reasons
awww i see what you did there 🍯
Says me who de rails general chat
Aaaand here's how I ruin it:
Definitely probably not because I'm outside sweating like a swine in the desert sun
.......
Calm... Don't say...
*NOPE ONLY 5% OF MOSQUITO SPECIES REQUIRE BLOOD FOR REPRODUCTION
Well that 5% can go to hell cuz all 5% live here
have you met many a swine in the desert sun?
...maybe. I did live in Texas for a bit.
I'm just spamming off topic with cat pictures instead of using gen chat 
Sure why not?
but you cant get maleria if you dont get bitten
Spam javelina pics in chat
I admire your passion for all things that spawned from Satan.
(Bugs)
That's cute... You're trying to tell a section of Mother nature who's very existence depends on transmission abilities.... That it can't transmit.... Haaaaaa
That's how you get antibiotic resistant strains of stuff 😂
Legit question for rural Palians – How do I kill the 30-50 feral chapaas that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?
no im not telling the mosquitoes anything i dont think they understand english... im telling @unborn inlet not to get bitten🤣
TRANSFORMATION
like Optimus Prime?
Hit em with arrows?
You have a point....
i really shouold of looked at quantity before i bought fertalizer for bundle.... i needed 5 not 60
Is there any other way? 😮
Wait are we talking about real life animals!?
DO NOT HIT WITH ARROWS!

Have you tried feeding them and making a real life chapaa army?
the chappa or the kids?
I think my life would make you feel way better about yourself like everyday.... Because dyslexia is one hellova drug. Just yesterday I cooked four different kinds of things because of a quest that when I checked it again said I had to make one of them....
I don't think I can answer this, for legal reasons
What country are the kids in?
Wait that took a weird turn lol
OMG ||Subira?|| i did the exact same thing today.
😂 Because of the differences of culture around the world-international parenting styles
So ima change this topic to
Why the hickety heck can't I find a star rtb!?!?! Just give me 1 star
.... Oh oh oh How about you go back in time and remember how it was to not even have a ruby !
to not even know that was the gym you were missing!!
I havant spoken to her since she arrived.
but you dont speak to anyone...
I got a ruby pretty quick lol. I think I'm up to 7
I caught star before non starred 
I'm at 6 regular 0 star 😦
Witch!
Lol
i still need an SQ Ruby - need to get some more silver first
u tame them with Paliaserver cables (they like those a lot) and then build ur own petting zoo for ur kids 
What do you need the silver for?
Ore compass?
coz im a dragon and i like to horde
to make ore compasses
You guys I think the mayor has disguised themselves and shown up here in the chat
I am indeed. 
Oh yeah I should get more silver to restock shelby.... The goals
I just maxed my 10K storage.... I am not happy

welcome to my world and ive already cleared it out several times
I need this emoji
I keep doing that too so I've been really strict with myself on how much fertilizer I can stock at once as well as.... Uhhh I think it was rocks and wood?
yoink it
Why is that so disturbing but also not disturbing at all and also hilarious as heck
I have bundle paralysis. I'm afraid of getting rid of anything just in case of a new bundle wanting it
We can have a silver searching partyyy
i dont even stock magical grow poop i just sell it all
Well I have good news for you if you want it
You know, I could totally get rid of all of the fertilizer I think I keep 1200 on stock
Shotgun!
I am willing to listen
my problems are the 2000+ jam and 1500 iron bars and stuff like that
I'm 99% confident that None of the bundles require the same thing
I think I have like 200 jams but I do have 500 plus apples
also keeping 90 of each seed soon adds up
I’m on my phone and can’t 😭
I keep two of everything just in case someone might need one
i have 10 preservers constantly running jam
And then hundreds of pieces of wood and ore, I could get more preserve jars
It took me a while to stop expecting underhanded/low blow game shenanigans and trust that the palian devs are actually good, solid, nice people
You make me sad that I sold my iron bars
i might have to soon, but i dont want to
How could you sell your iron bars, is that even a thing?
I'm kidding I actually sold 100 copper bars the other day
The struggle never ends.
I finally got over 1k pal so I can work on 1k pal bars and 1k pal ores lol
Sounds like someone doesn't have an entire line of at 7 cylindrical machines And another line of at least six worm farms
how'd you get the lockbox storage ?
There was a brief moment where a bug allowed that
There was a glitch
Officer, this person right here.
i have 12 preservers and only 5 worm bins so i get bottlenecked and backed up with jam
ahh cool
If you want it later here is a link to make it a bit easier https://cdn.7tv.app/emote/64414fd5764c2eaf9db5a8c2/4x.png
....You have the right to remain silenced, anything you say can or Can't be acknowledged in brawls
How do I post a link for a party will not let me type in the log party channel
You need to get the lfg role by clicking on it in #Channels & Roles
If you do not have an attorney Then it probably means you're poor, I mean one will be provided for you... 😂
oh, the link to the channels and rolls channel doesn't work look at the top of the server
...bribe them with extra storage?
It's a good way to make it so you can never use your lockbox again.
Okay you even know what the problem is!
!lfgparty
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yea, not enough machine licences available
You know you're just doing this to yourself on purpose...
Is it because you're just being stubbornly lazy? Or maybe it's because you don't want to collect enough wood to make All the planks necessary to build more machines
Backed Up With Jam could be a good album name
!unstuck
You don't need more machine licenses! Lol You can just pick some up and put them in the chest hahaha
Oi bot let me see if your fixed
the 40k music requires it
!stuck
Try this:
- Press Esc (PC), Start (controller), or + (Switch) and find the unstuck button
- Type /unstuck in chat (in the language your game is set to)
- Open the map and click Return Home
/ unstuck no space
They definitely have the materials and money haha. I think they can't buy anymore? Right?
Ni was trying to get bot
They added the menu button to the bot though 
Yeah I got that like immediately 😂
NAZ FIX IT
Sen FTW
lol, i have 3 seeders, 3 furnace, 3 loggers, a loom, a glass maker, 2 glow worm bins, 5 worm bins, 12 preservers - i dont has any more space for machines, i have loads in storage
your around do things 
What need fixin' ?
Why do plants need to be watered...every day.
We need rain. Or sprinklers.
Fix the chapaas. They're overrunning Palia.
@analog rune and all the machines have stuff in so it doesnt take up storage space so not able to swap them out

or potatos
It needs more jazz hands
Since they all they would have to do is just pick up a machine and put it in the chest and then bring out another one and place it... I'm pretty confident they just like complaining lol Which is cool by me since complaining is one of my favorite things and it's like 30% of what I do hahaha
Because you have not utilized one of the many examples of gardening layouts that makes it so you never have to water anything 😂
(like me 😂) I've been a harvest mooner since Junior high 😂 watering crops and doing mundane things around the home ply is kind of ingrained in me hahaha
Autopilot is my default setting
But I planted 9 apple trees so I have no room 😅
SAME
ahh
I'm just trying to build a little apple stock before I take some trees away
i cant pick them up they all have stuff in them
Looool
But now I'm back to the part of my cycle where I actually HAVE to use one to three of the apple tree plots for other vegetables 😒
Helppp my storage is full again like why 😩
So take the things out and then cancel the process 😂
Sell your 2000 flint and 1400 sapwood planks
you should switch to the corn and potato apple tree farm, it will give you 12 apple trees worth vs the 9
Because I'm guessing and that instead of just leaving the planks of wood and other processed materials in the machines that made them... You pick them up and put them in your bag?
and put it where my storage is full which is why i leave it in the machines one is full of iron the other full of palium or flow planks etc
.....I only have 500 sapwood ty
Or you could just use the fertilizers...
which costs money
No lol. All my machines are full. It's all from mining though
Turn all of the sapwood into fences and Spring Fever furniture
Barely and you get it back since not only are you making more crops but you're making them more often
The iron -> ravenwood floor decor
I LOVE the Spring furniture omg
I was also going to recommend crafting... I mean one of the achievements is making a thousand pieces of furniture
trust me the 6 tree farm is better, i spent a lot of time working it out
I walked into bahari, and quick traveled to pulse water plains. I was immediately greeted by a rainbow tip butterfly (caught it), then a magic chappa, and then got a green cylinder from the rummage pile. I’m never this lucky in the course of a literal minute so I thought I’d share 🥹
Spring Fever has no right being as good as it is given how cheap it tends to be.
SAMEEEEEE
I REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY WANT TO SHOW YOU MY HOUSE
Weewooweewooo I just random dmed funkee 😅
I am so happy for you. 
I do believe you just experienced the very quick usage of all the luck that you've been saving up lol
blessed
ooh i feel important now lol
Go mining and get you a ruby ! 🫶
I like random dming people. 😂
I wouldn't say blessed... I would say blessed however if they were not using a smoke candle!
How can you not say blessed for the cylinder?
That would be God level
I think I can say whatever I want to 😂 not to be rude.
Well... As a member of the Cult of Cyl
In case your eyes passed over it 
And none for anything I really wanted 😅 seems like the RNG is on my side for everything except the sernuk plushies
Oh you're not! I was literally just saying I** would not say blessed ^_^
always happens this way 😂
I agree with blessed
Have you tried The partying up with a new player and then complaining In a public internet forum after they get what you've been trying to get
I was not finished! I would not say blessed because as someone who has zero plushies of my deity ...I feel I am cursed/Cyl is Not smiling upon me/found unworthy
Finishing a movie with some friends then ill check!
-_- sigh 😔
Yoko did you see naz's room?
the roots temple quest omg all that to get to a puzzle to unlock the bundles
please. no more glizzies, i beg.
also hotdog feet @cunning path
Glizzy approved 

but then once you done the bundles you get an awesome prize
since when was Stanley Humphrey making shoes/j
Is glizzy slang, gen young vocab, or street code?
I WANT MY SAILOR GUARDIAN STAFF
Game tricked me
@rocky crescent very close, need bugs, fish and palium bars and all the things
Alright just message me when you're ready!
Funnkkkk ee
Guess who has two thumbs, loves her house, and is going to either beg or otherwise bother you until you're offer to take photos of the House applies to me too 😂
sup?
Btw is there is a makeshift mirror? I could have sworn I’ve fished one before but I must have dreamed it cuz I didn’t see it anywhere in my inventory
Yeah
that pesky chappa from earlier?
Makeshift mirror? The lake. ||heh||
Well if you're looking for a mirror then you're not going to see it because it is
💔
Oh ok! Guess I’m not crazy then
foot is asleep, i struggle to move
I'm starting to wonder if kenzo is OK... Sleeping this long
How did you know about Mr Magicbottom, my ChesireCoon pet
i'll do it but cant tonight its almost 2 and im winding down now
Okay 👌
it came to me in a vision from the Dragon
2am? 😭
I wind down 5-6pm 😂😭
I don't share funkee
Winding... Down?
Is that like "relaxing"?
I’m old at heart. that’s it
something like that yea
You know I'm just going to find a respectful way around that right? Lol
I would like to make a bet
Okay so you're mythical creature as well as a sorcerer
I'm intrigued... Proposal?
how much
I'll give you anything I have if funkee goes and does house pics for you lol
isnt that what a dragon is?
Like ever?
.... You're on
Yes, If they're worthy of the title
a dragon is a mythical beast that casts magic ....

Yes and yet there is a lizard with venom on a cluster of islands That gets to claim that title as well
And if "a mythical beast that casts magic" Is the only qualifier you are setting to classify fauna as a dragon...
its a monitor lizard not really a dragon. Smaug is a dragon
Lol once again you have stumbled into
AN AREA OF ONE OF MY PASSIONS 💪💪💪
I'd like to consider myself as a mythical creature
no you said earlier "Okay so you're mythical creature as well as a sorcerer" so i said a dragon is a mythical creature that casts spells
Calling a Komodo dragon "a monitor lizard" Feels the same as calling a moose a "deer"
Because yeah technically they are both accurate statements, But it feels wrong
My hair is a mythical creature.
Hey we just had a moose!
And you referred to yourself as a dragon earlier
Like a random moose was found wandering around where I'm from lol. I live in new york and have never seen a moose 😅
British moose or Canadian moose
you can call a moose a deer if you want it is technically part of the same family
Canadian moose, got it
My point exactly
I could totally believe that youre a dragon
a british moose is an Elk
Very good. I'm legitimately impressed
but the komodo dragon is not really a dragon its a monitor lizard family member
im not im Brittish id be ashamed if i didnt know that
Palia should have bunnies
I don't think anyone's ever gotten what I meant by that before I explain myself
And this is why I have the second half of my test
.... Where I present a picture of a cookie and I ask you what it is
Let me steal real quick
It's a balanced breakfast 
well you just told me its a cookie so,,,,
Not without some type of predator/form of population control
What is this
😱
Yeah well you just told me you're British so....
this is from the first Maji Market
Muujin?
Can you plop down multiple houses?
I need this.
but i didnt say im gonna send you a picture of a brittish person and you have to guess where they are from....
"The item is only available during the Maji Market event."
Sadge.
Why was this so funny
you cant tell me whats in the picture and then ask me to guess whats in the picture. that just doesnt make sense
Last thing like in addition to The Muujin... Because if they were to take on the entire rabbit population as with their responsible for in the ecosystem as well as what they're already dealing with.. I'm worried about THEIR population stability
I can’t even keep up with this chat anymore 😂
the muujin are the cute and cuddly offspring of badger-wolf breeding
Because our verbal fencing is slowly devolving.... Fully getting more and more ridiculous while more and more focused on things like semantics
Well they could also be hunted like everything else... what's the predator for sernuk and chapaa in killima?
Some things genuinely just don't require an answer
Well I was thinking for them it's more population control... At least in the switch version... as food sources or lack there of
......they eat grass?
well you said you were going to send me a picture of a cookie and then ask me to tell you what was in the picture, you told me what was in it so kinda defeats the point.
although i suspect you were going to try and get into a debate over biscuits and cookies
dont muujin eat squirrels thats why they climb trees to find food?
I did not. I was saying that I have a second part of my British people test Where If they Don't call a moose an elk Because they're on to me trying to figure out if they're British or not... The biscuit usually gets them
Pretty sure they exclusively climb trees so I don't catch them.
I have no idea what you're talking about
Why must everything be debated?
^ pls lol
British people's common name for elk is moose
Good lord.
I'm not debating
I thought my "everything doesn't require an answer" was enough 😅
tbf we dont really talk about moose or elk coz until last year we didnt have any here
LOOOL My brain does not handle simple very well
You must be right or one up every one and it’s honestly exhausting.
@rocky crescent wyd. Are you mining for your ruby?
are you saying you cant climb trees?
I think you're misunderstanding me
no, gave up on the ruby for today
I'm not trying to one up anyone or be right all I've been doing is... Explaining myself
Biscuits are hard, cookies are soft, debate over 😉
😦
Now I'm sad
or just no debate 😂
and cake is superior to both 🤣
Why wouldn't you just block me then? 😦
I would loooove some cheesecake right now!
What about the thin & crispy cookies?
okay but what kind?
Don't be. Were all cool tbh just be yourself. Lots of different personalities
It's difficult for me because I call them all "Plaetzchen" in my head, which is the german for it hahahaha
Beep Boop. Reminder to not get too focused on a conversation that isn't going well. Feel free to disengage. Misunderstandings happen. I'm sure everyone here means well. 
Hmmm so our store sells some with raspberry. It's 10/10! It's called "raspberry muffin cheesecake" and it's soooo good.
CHEESECAKE ISNT EVEN CAKE
I AM being myself. I forgot a common side effect of that when I'm around people I don't know is I'm often misunderstood 😂
Muffin cheesecake?
Raspberry cheesecake is 👌🏻
that sounds yum, we have a store that has lots of different cheesecakes we always try at least one new one a week. tomorrow we are having mango and passionfruit cheesecake
But I need answers on why muffin is in the name
I've been summoned by the cheesecake discussion again 
(Also hi everyone, hope you've all been getting your sippies in
)
MANGO
Oooouu I have frozen chocolate covered bananas wooo
Yes so... it's a base at the bottom like any cheesecake. Then there's like the usual 'cheesecake' layer, and then muffin dough/cake on top. And then there's raspberry jam. It's just super delicious. I'll try and remember to take a picture next time i have it 😄
but it still tastes yum
I already wanted a sweet treat after todays chaos
cherry bakewell cheesecake is yum
That's exciting!! Mango and passion fruit sounds ace! And yes, cherry bakewell cheesecake is amazing too!
I don't know if you guys know what trader Joe's is but for me... They absolutely have the best cheesecake 🤤 The last time I got one I just kept like taking bites and it was gone within 24 hours 😂
raspberry and white choc cheesecake. biscoff cheesecake all cheese cake is yum
white choc raspberry 🥰
Right, you've guys have done it now. Tomorrow i'll go out and buy cheesecake! 😛
I thought trader Joe's was a sauce lmaoo just recently found out it's an actual store. And we've had one for like 10yrs. Woops
a good old blueberry infused newyork style baked cheesecake is divine as well
Ma’am 😂😂😂😂
what do they sell? apart from sauce?
their cookie butter is so good
did you mean batter? if not what the heck is cookie butter and how can i get some?
Feel like you all need to hear this
I'm about to demolish these bananas
It is a grocery store but don't let them hear you say that 😂
i dont need images of you eating bananas in my head....
butter!
tell me more, this sounds amazing
They're chopped up and covered in chocolate 😏
Cookie butter is like peanut butter, but instead of peanuts, it's made out of cookies.
Am I the only one that doesn't know what passion fruit tastes like?
exactly this
now im gonna have to find some on the interwebs and ship it over
Oh hell I can't even open the bag
I was going to say can I ship to the UK? 😂
I bet you guys just Have a different name for it
Jk ripped that thing open like the hulk who hasn't eaten in days
Like biscysmear
I need to eat an actual meal, but I also have choc bananas in my freezer
ohhh you are talking about biscuits not cookies maybe we do have something like that
Hahahahahah
And now we've gone full circle back to biscuits and cookies. 😛
do you have Biscoff in the US?
yes
How should I know? 😂
What's a biscuit and what's a cookie for you 😅
We have this lol
^^^ assuming that's a biscuit
....lol wow yeah, I was right to assume I definitely could not answer that question hahaha That jar is completely unfamiliar to me... Is it like an East Coast thing?
Trader Joe’s version is called ‘Speculoos Cookie Butter’ which is my fave.
Your pfp is fantastic. 10/10
biscuit
DIGESTIVE
No that's a digestive, that's it's own thing
cookie
I ALMOST CHOKED ON MY BANANA
ty ty
those cookies look yummo
no, it is 100% a biscuit, digestive is just a type of biscuit, like rich tea, or custard cream or bourbon
I died
I laughed out freaking loud lmaoooooo
For everything else there's mastercard
behave
I could have died
😂😂
Look, I believe you, but my partner always asks specifically for digestives like they're their own thing 😛
But why is that the name 😭
are they full of fiber?
"Oh so you want biscuits?" - "No, i want digestives" 😂 😂
New rule added to the list - don't be in genchat while eating
From the googling, it seems like they're called digestives because the baking soda usually used in them was used to help like an antacid c:
get your bowels going. 😂
yea of course you have to be specific in the type of biscuit you want, even digestive isnt enough, with chocolate? white milk dark etc
not the route my thought process went 😂
Who woke up and thought "and we'll call these..digestives"
I will be honest... in the end, it wouldn't even matter, because no matter what i buy, he's gonna eat. He's just making it difficult on me on purpose 😛
yea but thats because you call a biscuit those chunky things that look like savoury scones
10/10 wouldn't recommend a chocolate digestive biscuit
what else would we call it though I love fluffy biscuits
Well if someone said that to me I would Vito the digestives out of the biscuit category based upon their lack of sugar.
Since I'm assuming they say biscuit instead of cookie for the same reason
Stop I'm still laughing
because the scottish inveted them to help people and aid them with digestion
It's the biscuit of biscuits o. O
I knew it
I tried so hard and got so far
But "in the end, it doesn't even matter" 
It's more like a medical alternative thing, but I get why it seems silly 
I knew being here would make my day end great 😂😂
I’m still split 50/50. My day was pretty trash 😂
I haven’t left the couch since work ended.
I feel that. work killed me
After the laugh I just laughedddd. I'm ready for bed lol
😭😭 rip to us
Here take frogbert butt
I... would link something, but I'd have to bonk myself.
they all get dipped in tea the same way so i dont care what you call them. its ok if you're wrong 🤣 😂
Send it to me and I'll take the bonk 😅
Jkjk no bonks pls
The butt kinda looks like a face though
Frogbert butt is sacred. A well-documented traditional talisman passed down through eras of palians.
Can you link it to me too for the funsies? 
What expression that faces making to you is actually a method of fortune telling
Frogbert must burn 🔥
🔥
You mustn't anger the forg
of course he did he can hear all your thoughts, thats how he tricks you into joining the Cult of Frobert. he is like Emperor Palpatine
ze forg
He can see your thoughts.
im safe then, i never think
I welcome the forg into my tiny mind
You're such a handsome man
Thx
I let the forg consume me
Also, happy awake everyome
so you actually slept?
Ahh Kenzo is here, the fight will begin soon 😏
||Hi Kenzo||
You're far more comitted to the forg than I. I respect that
why did u think i did not 😭
I don’t know if frog wants to be in my mind 😭
nothing like a little fisticuffs to get the day started
i could do with some sleep
Better of slept 
The original 12 Disciples of Cyl regularly liberate those caught in his webbed toes of lies by revealing the true evolutionary biology behind his butt shape
look, someone's gotta do it
You’re almost overdue for sleep
it has eyes in its butt? it's mutating the power of chaos
He judges not the sins of mortals
i'm in mom mode
Always watching 
I decided I don't want the smoke with Kenzo tho 😅
I was thinking about mental health .. 😂
i could switch to the mobile and climb into bed. then i get bed and discord win win
Older sibling things 🙄 HAHAHA, but yes, i slept a whole 6hours
Me always in mobile.
Same. For now
the joy of 3 screens
start waving that white flag, maybe Kenzo will notice, maybe not
HI KENZO. Nice to see you
I have 3 screens for work 😭
i can play the game watch tv and talk on discord all at the same time hehhe
good
HI SHELBY. Nice to see you too. Hope you're having a wonderful timezone
i'm using a 32in tv as my main monitor on my desk oop
So... What is Frogbert?
I get overwhelmed with chat, often.
the spawn of evil
don't get them started
You tooo, glad you got some sleep
The people I talk to daily are very limited. 😂
i have the primary monitor mirrored to the tv
Why judge mortals himself when he can simply use his Gaze of Undoing on your self esteem and watch you do it yourself
i so took that the wrong way
Oof, have I opened a can of worms even Einar would hesitate at?
I didn't even notice this message 
i will say that the tv is only two feet away from my face so...

Haha
as it should be
A Demonical Rotundra
This gave me a migraine.
sounds like the name of a ride at fright night
This is why I have my computer screens about 6 to 7 ft away from me.
@weary osprey I told diskette I was going to change my name to shelby | diskettes husband
And then someone else said I'd have to fight you lol
Frogbert is a benevolent deity of unknown origin
it's not so bad. it's certainly better than staring at my actual laptop screen where it would be even closer
Is it just me or does it feel like forever since the last update 🧍♀️
That expression on his face is anything but benevolent he looks really scared of us, lol
I don't want nooo problemsss 😅
Hahaha I am delighted that his unholy Frogorg would probably be most displeased with this statement 😂
I've just been wondering since it showed up in the game what it is. If it's like a meme I didn't know of (I guess I could just look it up lol.)
at least the next one should happen in the next 2 weeks 
I may like your company Shelby, but I will bite you 
Mine are about 4ft. My eye doc recommended 😂 but I also just get chronic migraines so screen time can be a trigger
Ahhhhh I need more palia
Oh that I genuinely dont know lmao
Did someone say cannibalism 
Ngl kenzo much yandere
Have you climbed him?
Well for me personally Forgbutt Is just a glorified climbing gym/thrown/Way to see really far away
I mean I get it, they had to downsize staff and updating as often as they were was unsustainable fr
2 possible dates are 21st and 28th, if its the 21st we should get some news on friday for the patch maintenance
Non. It's called protecting what's mine 
What if we were sister wives?
IM JOKING ILL JUST SEE MYSELF OUT 😂😂
Been there, done thnat, got the mini plushie 😎
I've been wondering about that too, hopefully we get some really good stuff soon bc I NEED IT 
Did you find the Giant Cyl there?
i could never. I would be squinting so bad
||back off||
i'm sorry whut
._.
BYE
Cyl & the bee are probably my favorite plushies
lmao
i like the silverwing
How do you do the spoiler thing
I just found out a couple days ago that the Cyl plush fits on book shelves and now I'm trying to collect as many Cyls as I can to fill my shelves lol
Ive forgotten again
||like this||
How large is everyone's cyl army?

use | put 2 of them at the start and end of what you want to hide, its the key to the left of the Z
RIGHHHHT thank you ^_^
Is there a way to up your chances of getting a cyl (like with the flotsam recipes)
I'm inclined to click every spoiler
||even this one?||
They say like everyone is PC and PC is all hahaahaha
that's the shift button on my keyboard. on mine it's located right under the backspace button
not me clicking it.
We all know the best plush
||what about this one?||
Without a 2nd thought lol. It's an automatic click 😂
I'll let myself out
i see secret, i must uncover secret
If I do this, someone will ruin something for me in another server lol
do you not have a button between shift and Z? ahh well as long as you know where it is
