💬│palia-general

[jolly rampart]

what was the name of the quest? Cause the 'talk to kenli at plot' sounds more like the task, not the quest name >.>

[austere patio]

To complete this task I need to build a garden house. Where can I find it?

[arctic parcel]

lol i can still sing along omg im like so old Dx

[austere patio]

(Talk to kenli at your plot)

[covert raft]

Is the toggle/run thing fixed yet? Really can't enjoy the game without it 😦

[brazen sequoia]

Has Badruu shown up on your plot and gave you soil yet?

[austere patio]

Yes

[arctic parcel]

omg all these old songs showed up ;-;

[brazen sequoia]

And you placed the soil down?

[arctic parcel]

i remember them all

[tired yacht]

Long hair is life

[arctic parcel]

OMG i havent even though about SAVAGE GARDEN?! in like years?!

[austere patio]

Place down a gardening plot

[brazen sequoia]

yeah, that's the soil, did you do that?

[tired yacht]

Omg

[austere patio]

no garden plot, not given

[arctic parcel]

i loved them so much when i was little xD

[brazen sequoia]

The soil makes a gardening plot

[jolly rampart]

guess i don't recall that from the start and that doesn't come up as a quest name on wikis x.x think it's "Spiffy it up" or some such...

[covert raft]

My hair was 14", I just shaved it off on the 28th >.<

[arctic parcel]

-goes down a rabbit hole of her old childhood music-

[tired yacht]

I wanna staaand with you on a moooountaaain

[lucid wraith]

I dunno how thick yours is but we look pretty similar and my hair is absolutely stupid thick and it's a real pain half the time I tell ya

[arctic parcel]

omg yes ❤️ lol

[tired yacht]

My hair is thick af yeah

[thorn raptor]

5am grindset happy Easter to all that celebrate

[hardy ice]

A freeze River on top mountain

[jolly rampart]

but yeah... general searching with that has people saying gardening 101... place the soil badruu gave, til it with your hoe (The tool kind...)

[hardy ice]

River or lake lol

[tired yacht]

Your choice is yours but omg I couldn't

[jolly rampart]

and kenli should pop up after

[bright gust]

i had to play it as well xdd

[arctic parcel]

my hair was past my butt and i had to cut it cause it got fried and it broke my heart

[tired yacht]

How long is it now?

[arctic parcel]

little past my shoulders its getting there

[tired yacht]

Kind of my length then

[bright gust]

aahh 😩😩

[hardy ice]

Long hair ❤️

[tired yacht]

Though I'm presumably taller so maybe mine is longer

[arctic parcel]

yea im a shorty

5'2

[tired yacht]

Lol teeny Bambi

Lil not lol ffs autocorrect

[toxic schooner]

im 5'1 bambi so youre taller than someone

[arctic parcel]

short stack ova here \o/

[hardy ice]

Show your hairs lol

[arctic parcel]

its ok ❤️ my moms 4'10 or 4'11

[bright gust]

ahh almost the same! i'm 5'0 haha

[tired yacht]

Short queen's representing

[toxic schooner]

bunch of short gals up in here

[bright gust]

hair fashion show haha

[hardy ice]

Yeah yeah hahaha

[bright gust]

aww

[arctic parcel]

i hate that i had to cut my hair but it grew back in so nice and healthy

[wild hawk]

Are we having a hair-off?

[tired yacht]

Apparently we are

[arctic parcel]

and its redder than it was to, which is nice 🙂

[tired yacht]

Healthy shiny hair! Oh you're a red as well?

[bright gust]

aahhh you're a red-head? i loooveeee thaaaattt

[hardy ice]

Red hair?

[arctic parcel]

im not a full blown red more like a deeper auburn

[bright gust]

aaahhhh

[hardy ice]

Red hair ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[tired yacht]

I obviously did not get the Scottish red hair

[bright gust]

i have pink hair

[arctic parcel]

over half my DNA is irish

[wild hawk]

Mine's purple! High five coloured hair!

[bright gust]

yeessss 😩😩😩

[tired yacht]

Puuurple!!!!!

[bright gust]

niceee!! 💪💪

[toxic schooner]

lol my heritage is scottish from the highlands

[hardy ice]

Purple and pink hairs ❤️❤️

[tired yacht]

Pink is good too

[arctic parcel]

i have extreamly PALE SKIN TO

[gentle mauve]

Has anyone else been freezing after trying to end conversations with npcs? Like, game still working but no inputs functioning?

[tired yacht]

I can see the start of the Highlands if that helps

[echo latch]

happy easter! can anyone tell me if it is even possible to get all the beetles in palia in star quality? i am level 566 and have played for an incredible number of hours. i have been searching for days and weeks for the golden gloy bee in star, as well as the ancient beetle, rainbox butterfly and duskwing butterfly, no chance, only without a star. unfortunately the wiki and map are no longer completely correct in this regard.

[arctic parcel]

like (this is no joke) i glow under black lights

[tired yacht]

Nothing wrong with being pale

[arctic parcel]

i used to be embaressed of that fact but now im proud of it LOL

[toxic schooner]

got that moon tan

[hardy ice]

Bob are you Scotland?

[brazen sequoia]

Yep, definitely. It took a while but I got it

[bright gust]

i imagine that you're sooo pretty 😩

[tired yacht]

I am the country of Scotland yes

[arctic parcel]

i dont think i am but my bf does lol

[hardy ice]

Wow

[echo latch]

then i do something wrong in 5 month -.-

[hardy ice]

Im spanish

[tired yacht]

Listen to your bf

[bright gust]

true

[brazen sequoia]

I'm happy to help out, just the ones you listed are the ones you're missing?

[tired yacht]

Hello Spanish

[hardy ice]

Hahaha hello Scotland

[toxic schooner]

wow a language

i am australia

[echo latch]

yesd. rasperry beetle too, but i got it. dont know why the collector doesnt show it

[toxic schooner]

you can call me the great OZ

[hardy ice]

Australian

[tired yacht]

Hello the great OZ

[brazen sequoia]

Is your collector showing anything or is it all black?

[echo latch]

its black

[hardy ice]

OZ?

[echo latch]

no sorry, just 5 beetles are black

[toxic schooner]

AUS if you will, wizard of oz reference sorry

[brazen sequoia]

Hmm usually the whole thing is black if it's bugged, you're sure you got a star quality raspberry beetle?

[hardy ice]

Ohhh the world of OZ

[arctic parcel]

i posted a pik of myself in off topic

[echo latch]

yes, sure. i put it back to inventory but it doesnt change then

[brazen sequoia]

Ok well let's start with the Golden Glory Bee, are you chopping the bigger trees in Kilima?

[echo latch]

yes. since weeks. i found many of them, but never with star

[brazen sequoia]

Oh ok so that's just a matter of being unlucky. Any you haven't seen at all?

[echo latch]

no, never

[hardy ice]

The Ness's Lake and Nessie

William Wallace

[sage grotto]

Happy Easter everyone

[brazen sequoia]

Unfortunately it seems like a matter of luck with the bee 😦 Have you actually seen regular quality of the ancient beetle, rainbow butterfly, duskwing butterfly?

[hardy ice]

Happy Easter

[echo latch]

yes, i catch them daily

[brazen sequoia]

wow ok, you are super unlucky 😦 I'm sorry I thought you meant you hadn't seen any

[echo latch]

it's so frustrating when you spend months looking for something and just don't get it

[brazen sequoia]

I hear you, I was stuck on the rainbow butterfly for well over a month, and I was playing very solidly. Pretty much every day spent in Bahari.

[echo latch]

yes, so am i

[brazen sequoia]

Just gotta keep at it 🙂 Atleast you're seeing the normal versions, it's only a matter of time before a star one pops!

[echo latch]

i hope so. ty

[brazen sequoia]

Sorry I wasn't much help

[wary chasm]

can u get teh sernuk plushie from any sernuk or does it have to be a certain one

[arctic parcel]

how long till this tree matures? its not letting me water it anymore?

[echo latch]

you helped anyway

[arctic parcel]

each sernuk drops their respective plush

[brazen sequoia]

If you can't water it anymore it should be mature?

[wary chasm]

@arctic parcel thank you i was startingto think i was wasting time on the first ones

[arctic parcel]

the quest is saying its not though? o.o

[hardy ice]

Neko or kitsune?

[brazen sequoia]

Did you get an acorn from it yet?

[arctic parcel]

np ^^

[arctic parcel]

i have not no

[bright plover]

Morning all

[arctic parcel]

morning!

[fresh star]

morning 0/

[hardy ice]

Good morning

[bright plover]

pick up the tree you grew into inventort and place it back down should finish the quest

[fresh star]

i can relate to the rainbow butterfly

[brazen sequoia]

It should finish after you collect the acorn, usually that happens after you water one day. Does it have collect if you are near it and hover over it?

[fresh star]

it took me a while to get them, using bug lures etc

[arctic parcel]

no 😦

[brazen sequoia]

Maybe try what Ozmo suggested?

[arctic parcel]

yea gonna try it

[fresh star]

and one day i just randomly walked into a starred one when i was out with my friend

[brazen sequoia]

nice!

[fresh star]

thanks 😄

[arctic parcel]

thank you ozmo it worked 🙂

[brazen sequoia]

woot!

[bright plover]

No worries i had the same issue

[arctic parcel]

i was wondering what i did wrong lol

[granite marlin]

good timezone 🙂

[arctic parcel]

hi hi taylor o/

[hardy ice]

Hi Taylor

[granite marlin]

how be thy palians

[fresh star]

did anyone have luck with plushy hunting? i was hunting sernuk all day but nothing for me ....

[arctic parcel]

yay i got my second gift from root temple

[arctic parcel]

same fam i gave up for now

[granite marlin]

rip

[hardy ice]

Yesterday I can hunt two sernuk

[granite marlin]

i got mine tho 👉👈

[fresh star]

ejj congratz taylor, im slightly jealous tho 😂

[granite marlin]

only the bugged glambi one tho, super burnt out with hunting after that 💀

[fresh star]

thats the rarest one no?

[granite marlin]

yeah, but i gotta do it all again when they fix the loot 🥲

[brazen sequoia]

What's buggy about the loot?

[heady lance]

I got the order drop, but hundreds of dead sernuk later and still ixnay on the other two

[granite marlin]

its dropping the wrong one hahah

[brazen sequoia]

Ahh it's dropping the Order one from Zeki?

[granite marlin]

yeah

[brazen sequoia]

Oh good to know, I've got that one so I guess no need to keep hunting it

[granite marlin]

yeah i'm kinda in the mindset now that i'll get em when i get em, hunting glambi took it outta me

fomo + grind + deadline + adhd = awful combo lmao

[fresh star]

i did get a order sernuk one, from zeki's gacha 👀

[granite marlin]

i've not been to fortunate with zekis lmao

[brazen sequoia]

I got what I was after from Zeki's and now everything else is a let down lol

[granite marlin]

only got one plush from zeki and it was the sliverwing plush

[brazen sequoia]

nice!

[granite marlin]

i'd give anything for the fish plush tho lmao

[brazen sequoia]

lol it lays on my bed

[granite marlin]

its so cute

[sudden elm]

I was just about to say the only thing Zeki has ever given me is the fish lol

[granite marlin]

envy

[fresh star]

i might have all the plushies from zeki's

[granite marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/green-zelena-disgusted-gif-12094665

[sudden elm]

I just want the lil cow things lol

No, I lied, I really want the beeee

[fossil olive]

Happy timezones humaaAANS

[brazen sequoia]

That bee would be awesome

[sudden elm]

Happy timezones!
And happy Easter to those who celebrate!

[granite marlin]

i have cottonbean and cherrytail

[fresh star]

but the garden variety set seems to be more rare than plushies, in the gacha

we don't really celebrate, but at least it's a good excuse to have lunch with friends haha

[sudden elm]

zeki is real stingy with the plushies though. Probably as bad as the sernuks 😅😒

[sudden elm]

We also don't reallly celebrate.. but any reason to cook, I guess lol.

[granite marlin]

easter here is just chocolate eggs and money lmao

[brazen sequoia]

Jeezy Creezy trying to get my forest going on my plot is doing a number on my watering can

[granite marlin]

i feel this tho, creating a forest is not for the weak

[compact bridge]

Hii !
Would like to know if anyone have the recipe "Cream of Mushroom Soup? I need it x1 for my quest, would be helpfull

[granite marlin]

i do 🙂

[brazen sequoia]

I hit the flower cap so I am having to supplement with trees

[compact bridge]

I have all ingredient, are you free? c:

[granite marlin]

flowers have a cap, and that cap still counts towards your overal limit, i hate it here tbh

[sudden elm]

How did you already manage 1000 flowers lol.

I am a slackerrrr.

[brazen sequoia]

yep, it's rough. I'm hoping they rethink the flower cap

[granite marlin]

yup, whats your ign?

[compact bridge]

Taesia !

[brazen sequoia]

I don't think the cap is 1k? I think it's 500

[granite marlin]

if they started culling interiors maybe they wouldn't be running out of resources

[sudden elm]

Ohh I thought it was 1000

[granite marlin]

and idk, maybe drop switch support because they gotta keep it in mind lmao

[heady lance]

444 arrows and some repair kits, and an hour later still no elder plush

for some reason hunting makes me sooo sleepy, so that's the limit of what I'll do this evening

[sudden elm]

I'm still impressed with your 500 lol

[brazen sequoia]

Someone else was saying 500, but to be honest it doesn't feel like there's 500 on my plot but I didn't like count them lol

[granite marlin]

feel free to come over when you're ready 😄

[candid steeple]

anybody in the EU server rn? got like 3 flowtrees and nobody's online to help me chop lmao

the partner feature for FTs is actually a curse

[brazen sequoia]

Yeah I'd love to be able to take down a flow tree alone

[jovial saffron]

is it worth selling celebration cakes or should I turn them into glow worm and sell what comes out to make more money?

[candid steeple]

Ikr :( I'm stuck just watching them without any help

[brazen sequoia]

Pretty sure they basically nerfed that into the ground, I make money mining in Bahari now for the most part

[granite marlin]

this is probably my biggest complaint with the game tbh

talk about "play your way" but limit our way lmfao

[candid steeple]

Could say the same about the flow tree thing!

[sudden elm]

I like to sell my cakes, and use things like pickled veggies/jams in the worm farms. Someone yesterday grilled fish with 2 star fish makes the most worms.

But I'm also probably doing it backwards lolll

[tired yacht]

🥚

[sudden elm]

Hope ONE of the wives are cooking!!!

[brazen sequoia]

Mining can be super profitable, on a good day in Bahari I can clear like 12k by the time my inventory fills up

[jovial saffron]

Game is pretty much all about making you play for as long as possible till you reach the wall, nerfing stuff is one of the ways.

[tawdry smelt]

Mornin°○°

[granite marlin]

i keep it old-school with a zero optimised plot layout makin' apple jam and potato seeds

[sudden elm]

How do you make money mining if you hoard all your gems and refuse to sell them? Asking for a friend 😩

[tired yacht]

They're all off on their holidays

[tawdry smelt]

Sell your bars

[brazen sequoia]

lol well, that's a problem!

[granite marlin]

oh i know, hate that i'm the target audience lmao

[tired yacht]

Morning! How's the shift? has it shuft?

[sudden elm]

Sell my 600 iron bars? But. What if... I need them 😅

[fluid vine]

i keep my gems and tell a new buddy to just mine till they get one so they can request them from me, to effectively trade gold :p

[tawdry smelt]

It still b shifting! Almost done tho!

[tawdry smelt]

Then mine some more!

[tired yacht]

Freedom sooon!!

[sudden elm]

Your logic is real.
Logic-y.

10/10 will probably still hoard lol

[arctic parcel]

ugh i cant seem to stop getting sick x.x

[tired yacht]

Stop it!

[tawdry smelt]

Damn, have you tried just gaslighting yourself into not being sick?

[sudden elm]

Unacceptable

[arctic parcel]

i wish! its been going on for 2 days! D8

[tired yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/adventure-time-unacceptable-earl-of-lemongrab-gif-16269937

[fluid vine]

lifehacks right there

[sudden elm]

"No, I'm not sick. I'm not sick sneeze .. that wasn't even a real sneeze... not sick"

[granite marlin]

i feel this, i need palladium chests asap 😭

[tired yacht]

I disallow this

[sudden elm]

OK but why is lockbox 300 max like??

[tawdry smelt]

My stomach isn't upset, it's just excited!

[arctic parcel]

mhm as i puke

[sudden elm]

I'm not coughing, I'm letting the bad air out

[sudden elm]

Oh, well, absolutely stop doing that friend

[arctic parcel]

ive been trying 😦

[tawdry smelt]

Puking always makes me feel.better when I feel sick. Maybe because I can pretend all the sickness has left my body and I'll be okay in a couple of minutes

[tired yacht]

The tactical chunder

[sudden elm]

Puking always makes me feel 100x worse lol

[arctic parcel]

sometimes it makes me feel better but this has been going on for two days and i cant seem to get a grip on whats causing it

[tawdry smelt]

Can you go to the doctor?? O.o if it's been two days, it might require medical attention

[granite marlin]

you have to be british with that slang

[arctic parcel]

no they dont have an appoint till august -.-

[tired yacht]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[sudden elm]

I can confirm bobnt isn't British bc it took me like 20 mins to look up that flag lmao

[tired yacht]

wtf august?!

[granite marlin]

close enough, my guess was north england (im also northen lmao)

[long rain]

Gaslighting yourself about being sick is hilarious. Never thought through that concept. I guess it’s something else to ponder while I am grinding for resources.

[arctic parcel]

( i cant stand my pc doc)

[sudden elm]

What the hickety heck - August?

What about an urgent care?

Are you a tea person? Ginger tea?

[tired yacht]

ey up lad

[arctic parcel]

i am a tea person ^^ and i dont have money to go to urgent car atm

[granite marlin]

if it was up to me, i'd redraw the border so newcastle was included lmao

[tired yacht]

We would welcome you honestly

The north should just come have a party with us

[granite marlin]

i wish scotland would just invade and overthrow tbh

[crude cape]

hmm 😄

[tired yacht]

Weeeeelll...I prefer making cookies for people

[granite marlin]

north 🤝 party

[wild hawk]

I hope it passes quickly D: That's awful

[sudden elm]

What kind of cookies are we talking....

[arctic parcel]

ty

[sudden elm]

Tbh, a nice, simple chocolate chip cooked to perfection with a gooey inside could solve a lot of problems.

I. Am. Starving lol

[tired yacht]

Whatever you like. Buy my go to is making my own levain choc chip cookies. They're filthy and gooey and....I don't make them often

[wild hawk]

Bobn't should make you cookies

[sudden elm]

Am I
Am I in love with a man?

[wild hawk]

The world is a strange place

[granite marlin]

https://tenor.com/view/yikes-david-rose-david-dan-levy-schitts-creek-gif-20850879

[crude cape]

still no flow seeds... WTB removal of RNG

[sudden elm]

I mean. I said chocolate chip.
Then bobnt says chocolate chip, only elevated
Sheesh.

[wild hawk]

I'll help fan you

[tired yacht]

Remember not to use the one with the blades

[sudden elm]

You could've chosen any cookie. Thumbprint. Sugar.
Jelly. Stuffed. But no.
It was chocolate chip.

I think this is fate, tbh

[wild hawk]

Why do your fans have razor blades on them, Bobn't? That's weird

[sudden elm]

I cannot come in here at 6am anymore 😂😂😂

[granite marlin]

has anybody got any good trophy room layouts? I just changed mine and i cant tell if its better or worse 🥲

[tired yacht]

HAVE AT YOU NERD attempts to throw bladed fan but it does that awkward thing where it sort of catches air and moves upwards a bit before falling pathetically to the ground

[brazen sequoia]

I am definitely not the one to ask, my house is just a clutterfest

[tired yacht]

The danger time. I nearly got a new wife

[wild hawk]

Oh that's how my paper airplanes work too!

[turbid pebble]

And every frisbee I touch....

[granite marlin]

hahaha, clutter its my forte but i did just add a flee market 😄

[brazen sequoia]

nice!

[wild hawk]

Maybe some of us were just not meant to throw things

[granite marlin]

lowkey running out of space tho lmao

[turbid pebble]

Or perhps we just aren't throwing the right things. So many options really.

[wild hawk]

TRUE. We just have to hope and try everything

[trim raven]

Im so mad rn 😂 My bf played palia for the first time and got a freaking plushie from sernuk

[brazen sequoia]

lol can definitely relate. I am afraid of hitting the cap

[wild hawk]

Can your bf buy some lotto tickets?

[trim raven]

While I've been killing it like 500+ now and Nothing

[sudden elm]

See, this is why I have a 1 room shack.

[brazen sequoia]

What a jerk!

[trim raven]

i told him "ur annoying me" lmaoooo

we almost fought over Palia 😂😂😂

[granite marlin]

yeah same and i haven't went all in on flowers yet 🥹

[sudden elm]

Bring him in this chat, and we can jump him 😂😂

[turbid pebble]

That is exactly how RNG works! "Oh this one's only going to play once every two months.... let's drop it now."

[trim raven]

LMAO

[wild hawk]

I can't throw frisbees or airplanes, but I can throw punches

[brazen sequoia]

The flowers will be the death of me. My whole play session has consisted of moving flowers around the plot

[granite marlin]

plot tour wen 👀

[brazen sequoia]

lol feel free to stop by

[tired yacht]

pfff glass wrists I bet

[granite marlin]

likewise, whats your ign?

[brazen sequoia]

Same as here, Miracolatore

[trim raven]

he said he just got TWO freaking plushies you guys

[wild hawk]

I'm going to punch you in the shin and it's gonna feel like glass

[trim raven]

I wanna cry LOLL
Some people really is lucky

[tired yacht]

His success is your success

[wild hawk]

bruh. He REALLY should go get lottery tickets

Quickly before the luck buff runs out!

[tired yacht]

I feel like you will immediately regret that but I'll be too busy crying tears of manly strength and definitely not pain

[wild hawk]

I will definitely not feel bad about this. Nope.

[gentle adder]

Nice to see I haven't missed much of the abusive relationship Violet & Bobn't 🤣

[wild hawk]

HAHAHAH welcome back!

[sudden elm]

What he should do is share the rng with us peasants.

By peasants I mean me. Lol

[wild hawk]

Hi, it's us. I'm also peasants

[trim raven]

😂😂

[gentle adder]

I would like to add myself to this list too!

[trim raven]

Idk about that 😆 I just want those plushies

[tired yacht]

shank him and take his account!

[wild hawk]

Yessssss let the violence flow through yoouuu

[tired yacht]

@gentle adder You may have missed that I almost converted @sudden elm with mention of cookies though

[sudden elm]

I'm apparently easy to get.

[tired yacht]

Apparently so

[wild hawk]

Wait what constitutes conversion? Because she mentioned falling for your cookies. I feel like that's a win

[sudden elm]

Food. That's it, that's all.

[gentle adder]

Cookies? There's cookies going? How do I get in on this?

[tired yacht]

"Am I in love with a man?" were her words I believe

[sudden elm]

Apparently just be bobs wife.

[wild hawk]

I think that's immediately wife. No almost conversion

[sudden elm]

That's true, those were my words

[wild hawk]

That's literally saying "I do"

[tired yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/swedish-chef-baking-muppet-gif-15620659

[gentle adder]

Can I just sell you my child? Don't think my husband would appreciate me getting married again

[sudden elm]

Listen, as long as there's no. Umm. Hmm

"Interactions", I'd be a good wife . 😂😂

[wild hawk]

You can't just sell a child! Don't you have like a lamb or something?

[sudden elm]

I mean...

[gentle adder]

I mean she's in a little bunny dress today, does that count? She looks like a bunny?

[sudden elm]

I cackled. Laughed out loud

But also, no. Children talk. Alot.

No kids, bring us the bunnies.

[wild hawk]

I will trade 1 brick for 1 sheep

[tired yacht]

I wish to state for the record that I, Bobn't, do not wish to purchase any children. Never have, never will.

[gentle adder]

I am to please

[sudden elm]

I'm going to go ahead and cosign this one. 😂😂

[hardy ice]

Im zackel

[gentle adder]

She's not at the talking stage yet, you can pass her off when she hits that bit 👀

[tired yacht]

My sister and her husband are sheep farmers so there will be loads of lambs kicking about soon so I don't need to buy any of them either ty

[hardy ice]

I create other account

[sudden elm]

I have 2 that are talking. Tbh, a third would off me. 😂

[gentle adder]

Think they'll wanna do a trade?

[tired yacht]

hello. Now don't randomly add people okay? :P

[gentle adder]

You have my sympathies 🤣

[tired yacht]

My nephew is more than enough for them I think haha

[wild hawk]

Wait what if you train them to make cookies

[gentle adder]

We can have a cookie making army

[tall canopy]

Hello co-wives and husbands 💜 also hello to that person over there who randomly added me as a friend who I assume is the guy whose account was limited for doing the same on the other account

[sudden elm]

And
I signed up for them. Like, I sat though 8 weeks of classes. (Fostering)

[wild hawk]

I assert that I'm not a wife, I am an arch-nemesis

[hardy ice]

Hi again Shanarchy

[sudden elm]

Hahahahahahahahaha stahp.

Good morning
Hoppy easter if you celebrate

[tired yacht]

Seriously though, please don't randomly add people without knowing them first

[tall canopy]

We want you to have a nice time here, not get limited again xD 💜

[hardy ice]

Im not a wife too lol

[sudden elm]

Those damn gremlins would eat the cookies before they made it to the oven! Lol

[hardy ice]

Ok thanks Bob

[tall canopy]

Hoppy Easter Shelbyyy 💜 🐇

[tired yacht]

A special lifelong title

[gentle adder]

I'm just a happy bystander who enjoys seeing the chaos

[wild hawk]

Sigh. More training required

[sudden elm]

Right. And they're 3 and 4 so...

Like they should know by now???

[wild hawk]

Augh it's like they don't even want to work!

[tall canopy]

I’m only a wife cuz Violet decided to ship me being one so I became wife #1

[sudden elm]

They're not even trying st this point

[wild hawk]

Tbf, you are #1 in my heart

[gentle adder]

They should be in the mines by now! Jeez, kids these days are spoilt 🙄

[sudden elm]

(Says me - they just got themselves up, brushed teeth and breakfast by themselves lol.)

[tired yacht]

make a batch of cookie dough and put loads of vinegar in it so they hate the taste and never touch it again

[wild hawk]

But... then there's vinegar in the cookies... Are you sure you know how to cook?

[tired yacht]

It's not for eating. It's for ruining a childs cookie desire

[sudden elm]

What kind of monster are you...

I like it.

[gentle adder]

Such a waste of cookie dough

[wild hawk]

I don't trust Bobn'ts cooking anymore

[tired yacht]

Wasn't gonna cook for you anyway😒

[fossil olive]

Cooken´t

[sudden elm]

I feel like I should go on record and say i love them & they're great kids 😅😅😅

[tired yacht]

well you have to say that

[gentle adder]

Hold up, we're in the same city... Leave some at four corners for me eh 👀

[wild hawk]

If you are being held hostage, blink twice quickly

[tall canopy]

May I touchy lamb?

[sudden elm]

blinks 8 million times because they truly run my life lmao

[tired yacht]

There are usually some pet lambs yeah

[wild hawk]

Hmm. That's more than two. I think that means you're okay

[tired yacht]

Checks out

[sudden elm]

It means I'm sleep deprived, barely making it, running on E but I'm here 😅

[tall canopy]

Oh Lord I misinterpreted this initially

[wild hawk]

I... Yeah I don't know another way to interpret this. Help

[tall canopy]

Had to give it a second read

[sudden elm]

I'm trying to picture a sheep farm here. And a sheep farm in Scotland.

I bet your sheep farms are like on TV lol

[tired yacht]

Shelbyyy ready to get her rave on

[gentle adder]

I wonder if we were thinking the same way

[wild hawk]

This is the only way I know how to read this

[tall canopy]

E for empty not rave candy 🍭

[sudden elm]

Ha.

[tired yacht]

nope

[wild hawk]

OHHHHHH okay thank you

[tired yacht]

Shelbyyy lore is established. She's a mad junkie

[tall canopy]

Clearly we did not go to church this morning 😞

[sudden elm]

Hey. Hey.
What I did in my 20s. Stays in my 20s.

[wild hawk]

We are clearly mature and adult now. All of us.

[sudden elm]

I'm a kept woman, child of God, married mother. Tbh I'm like St Theresa 😌

Couldn't even type that without laughing looool

[tired kernel]

elliooo

[tired yacht]

Pretty sure you'll set on fire if you walk in to a church no?

[sudden elm]

Tbf I don't go...any...morning lol

[sudden elm]

Naw God has my back, he knows I'm a little throwed off but we good. 😂😂😂

[tall canopy]

I’m a nun irl tho, not an actual nun but I don’t drink, smoke, enjoy flesh, etc. Very boring

[tired yacht]

AH just me then

[sudden elm]

Enjoy

Flesh?

[tall canopy]

Ello :3

[tired yacht]

Nuns are wild. Don't believe the PR

[upbeat estuary]

Hello, this might be off-topic but does anyone know which country is the server located?

[wild hawk]

America I presume

[tall canopy]

Yes cannibal vibes

[wild hawk]

It's west coast so I think California. Could be wrong I'm not sure

[tired yacht]

The one little server sparking away trying to support the game😂

rip automod

[sudden elm]

Mannnn mods pls remove the auto deletion. All my stuff gets removedddd 😂😂

[wild hawk]

Too much sinning

[tired yacht]

Stop writing slurs at me then Shelbyyy wtf

[gentle adder]

We'll burn together, you ain't alone my friend

[tall canopy]

Ew you reminded me of the time I clicked on a movie I wish I didn’t

[sudden elm]

My grandparents live next store to an old catholic church school (has been converted to apartments).
The nuns lived on the 3rd floor. They slept in groups of 5 (5 to a room)

The stuff that went on over there? wild

[tired yacht]

We can take out as much as possible before the flames do us in

[wild hawk]

I hate that I have an imagination

[upbeat estuary]

I see, thank you :)

[tired yacht]

Filth

[sudden elm]

I don't drink, mostly bc I'm allergic lol. I do smoke though.

No flesh.

Well. . . . 😉

[wild hawk]

BEFORE THE MODS WAKE UP. Please don't get warned friends I like you all

[tired yacht]

high fives your wife

[fossil olive]

[sudden elm]

Give me a warning. Which one of us went too far.
Was it me. 😂😂😂😂

[tired yacht]

I've been going too far for years and I haven't been banned

[sudden elm]

(Like warn me before they wake up lmaoo)

[wild hawk]

I'm warning myself

[gentle adder]

I mean I did offer to sell a child so we could be in a similar boat here 🤣

[sudden elm]

Got damnit bobnt don't say that, it'll be a ginxxx

[sudden elm]

AND SELL HER AS A BUNNY 😂

[tired yacht]

Well if I wasn't here maybe Palia would get talked about sometimes

[sudden elm]

It would be a boring chat

[tall canopy]

How about we get a warning before Frogbert gives us a heartattack? I hadn’t played for a bit and went to get the rummage pile on Leafhopper hills yesterday… My God

[gentle adder]

A cute bunny at least

[tired yacht]

BWWAAAAAAAH

[sudden elm]

How about we get a rage warning for these NON DROPPING sernuk plushies

Omg. Would like to take the time to let yall know my dogs are so cutee. Actual angels.

They're not doing anything. Just sleeping. So freaking cutely. Ugh.

[tired yacht]

lil doggos bein wee borks <3

[wild hawk]

Tiny pupperoni pizzas

[sudden elm]

I don't think I love anything as much as I love them tbh.

Just actual fricken angels

[gentle adder]

I wish we had the option of either palcat or plumehound in the game, would much rather a doggo

[tired yacht]

I'm sure they'll add a doggo eventually

[sudden elm]

Yeaaaa. I'm not a cat person lol

[tired yacht]

I am! I love cats. I love dogs. I love lil fluffy beasties

[gentle adder]

Here's hoping!

[sudden elm]

Let tau have puppiesss

[sudden elm]

I honestly love all animals. Like I've saved mice from traps lol.

But cats inside. Not for me. The hair. The hairballs. The scratchy furniture lol. They are cute thooo and I love them at other people's houses lol

[gentle adder]

This is me with cats 🤣

[sudden elm]

Though, to be fair, I am on couch number 6 because my boy likes to dig a hole the size of his body in my cushions 🙃

[tired yacht]

I'll show you a cat seeing as I just showed him off earlier. To off topic if it works

[sudden elm]

I cannot tell you how I instantly broke into laughter when I read

"I'll show you a cat"

Hello shelby out of the gutter ma'am pls & tyyy

[wild hawk]

I hecking love my cat. I don't care how obnoxious he is. He has SO MUCH love in his tiny little blind body

[tired yacht]

yeah I was thinking as I wrote that but it's an actual cat so I went with it lmao

[tall canopy]

DYK some people never knew that toilet lids lifted?

[sudden elm]

#💬│off-topic-chat

Tagsies so I don't have to look thru channels lol

[sudden elm]

That's really all that matters. The loveeee

[sudden elm]

Reason #73933 I'm gay.

[tall canopy]

I thought I’d see Shelbyyy’ss dogs if I clicked this but hey I got to see Bambi 😄

[hardy ice]

I have a Bird in house

[sudden elm]

Idk how to send lol

[neon quest]

I have a silly question. I linked my steam account to my Palia acccounnt. What will happen if I link my twitch account as well?

[tall canopy]

They won’t affect each other, go ahead :3

[neon quest]

But is there a benefit to that?

[tall canopy]

Yes, from April 2 we have twitch drops for Palia

[neon quest]

I feel stupid for not getting it.

[tall canopy]

Pfft don’t worry, you’re not too late 💜 you’re right on time

[neon quest]

Ah so if we do it we are eligible for twitch drops ourselves when stream and watch streams?

[tall canopy]

Here’s a preview of the items you’ll get: #🐦│social-feed message

[tired yacht]

Men that don't sit down to pee are savages

"I'm clean" naw yer no pal

[tall canopy]

If you stream you will unfortunately also have to watch to qualify. Anyone can stream but only watches get the drops. So either watch your own stream on an extra device or watch others

[neon quest]

Do you guys think Ah, so I just log in with my twitch account on a different browser or open it on my phone and click watch

[sudden elm]

I have so many questions
So many omg

[tall canopy]

DYK that I meant the toilets in Palia and I wasn’t shaming RL men? 🤣

[tired yacht]

shame the messy people okay maybe not shame

[tall canopy]

But yes, people shouldn’t just pee like it’s Xmas and light up the area if we had a blue light

[tired yacht]

Well men's legs bend at the hips and knees as well so we can sit down, yes.

[sudden elm]

I wish you guys could see my face

[wild hawk]

Please sit. I don't want to mop more than I have to thank you

[tired yacht]

Mans can clean up their own filth😒

[sudden elm]

I've been holding my...nontobacco stick.. in my hand, unlit, staring at this convo like 🤨

[tall canopy]

Yes :3 you can have volume low as possible and just let it run. I do watch though, there are some amazingly funny people that are quite entertaining

[wild hawk]

But I am the work from home partner. It only makes sense that I clean

[gentle adder]

I feel this deep in my soul

[neon quest]

Awesome. I think I'll stream on Twitch today.

[sudden elm]

I'm sorry do men actually pee sitting down or? 😅

[tall canopy]

But not urine. Naaaah, smacks Violets partner with a stick

[wild hawk]

THEY SHOULD

[sudden elm]

Is this a real thing
Wouldn't that. Hurt?
Wouldn't it have to be...bendy?

[tired yacht]

lmao no

[wild hawk]

I will not explain, but please believe that it's not a big deal

[tall canopy]

Many do, some can’t in some cases due to stand up loos

[gentle adder]

Oh Shelbyyy 🤣

[tired yacht]

they pack away for easy storage Shelbyyy

[sudden elm]

I wouldn't be shoving my
Woman pleaser
Into a cold toilet bowl. Omg what if it touched the side of the bowl
OR THE WATER????

[faint parcel]

Is there ANY way to change your character names without having to start entirely over? It seems I'm not the only person who thought the two name sections were reversed and put the wrong name at the top. A few people I've talked to have also accidentally put the wrong name in the first part

[sudden elm]

The f does that mean. Do you tuck it down in there

[sudden elm]

Pretty sure you can put in a ticket and ask for help to change it

[wild hawk]

This is such a vaguely educational discussion

[crude cape]

O_o

[sudden elm]

So are we going to skip the fact that it could touch the toilet bowl or the water
Where the hell is bob

[faint parcel]

Thank you. I was thinking about streaming this, but... uhhh... Accidentally realnamed myself due to the confusion

[tired yacht]

So you know guys still sit down to poop right

[wild hawk]

Dying probably

[olive apex]

I got my changed a few days ago, you need to put in a support ticket

[sudden elm]

Uhhh I imagined it like
Sat on your legs or like
Hung OVER the bowl idk why would you shove it in there to poop?

[tired yacht]

OH MY GOD IM DEAD

[gentle adder]

Have you ever seen the gents toilets in a Spoons, I'm not so sure about that...

[wild hawk]

I laughed too loud. It's almost 5am. I am going to wake people up

[tall canopy]

How do I laugh more than once?

[tired yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/simba-lion-king-shadowy-place-shadow-place-simba-shadowy-place-gif-26625263

[sudden elm]

So you're telling me.
When you poop. Your thingthing is in the toilet bowl

That just don't seem right

[tired yacht]

It doesn't touch anything. And there are showers

[wild hawk]

Please. Someone draw a diagram and dm it to her. Save her

[tall canopy]

Asche you came in at a weird time xD

[tired yacht]

Shelbyyy you are a precious lamb <3

[gentle adder]

I wanna know how big she thinks they are to reach the water 🤣

[ancient pagoda]

#🤝│game-help please, I am having trouble

[wild hawk]

Wait no I'm going to draw a diagram

[tired yacht]

Men been working that PR machine for thousands of years xD

[sudden elm]

So
So you're saying
It just hangs free.
What about the back splash. I know you be feeling that. Ain't no way!

I need all the men to come to the front. Rn. 😂

[tired yacht]

It's no different to your experience fundamentally. This is one of many reasons why humans clean themselves regularly.

[sudden elm]

I think I need a video. Brb, Google has everything

[tired yacht]

oh no...don't google that lmao

[wild hawk]

I'M DRAWING IT

[tired yacht]

Violet about to smash out a masterpiece

[wild hawk]

I have the skills! This is what I'm here to do!

[sudden elm]

OH MY GOD GOOGLE WAS NOT THE ANSWER

[tired yacht]

I'm a ghost. I'm dead and gone

[sudden elm]

This freaking demon said "yes I use one hand to hold it down" BIHH WHAT!? 😩

[tall canopy]

I also wanna see because I realised what I think it is, it might not be cuz idk nufin bout how people loo xD

[tired yacht]

If it's particularly freezy and the anatomy requires it, this could be some men's solution yeah haha

[sudden elm]

I need a topic change I don't think I can handle this anymore. 😂😂😂

[gentle adder]

My husband is wondering wtf is going on cause I cannot contain the cackles rn

[sudden elm]

ASK HIM@gentle adder

[fading wedge]

What a time to randomly pop in to check the chat. What a gift

[sudden elm]

Ask him right meow. I need a poll.

[gentle adder]

I ain't the one that doesn't know here Shelbyyy, we had this discussion years ago 🤣

[sudden elm]

We need a study. LADIES GRAB YOUR HUSBANDS

I'm shocked. Bewildered. Astonished.

[tired yacht]

along with "can you always make it move?!"

[tall canopy]

This is what I thought xD but I thought they hold it up out of the way xD

[sudden elm]

Oooo you can make it move without like the helicopter

[gentle adder]

He says he sits when he cba, but he also has very good aim, so no messes for me to clean

[tall canopy]

Bobn’t, go to hell pls. Don’t expose me like that asking about the greeting

[sudden elm]

I just wanna try the helicopter 1 time 😂

[tepid abyss]

[tired yacht]

still splashing about though

[gentle adder]

This one is literally a question I asked at one point 🤣

[tall canopy]

You’re wild for that 😂

[tired yacht]

It's a common question people without them ask tbf

[sudden elm]

OK since we're apparently getting personal. Where does it go

[tired yacht]

well when a man and a woman love each other very much

[sudden elm]

Like left. Right. Do you stuff it in the front

[tall canopy]

Wait, Violet is busy drawing 💜

[gentle adder]

When a daddy loves a mummy...

Damn Bob got there first 🤣

[tired yacht]

same wavelength lmao

[tepid abyss]

Can we just tone it down a notch? Thanks!

[tall canopy]

Poor Mave gonna wish they didn’t come in without coffee

[tepid abyss]

Oh i have my coffee, no worries

[sudden elm]

Mave is going to wish they didn't let me in lmao

[tired yacht]

okaaaaay sorry lol

[gentle adder]

Sorry Mavebrick

[sudden elm]

I'm sorry. For context I'm gay. Had questions for real 😅 my bad yall lol

[tired yacht]

That was a good time

[sudden elm]

Mavebrick putting approval requests on all my comments 😅

[wild hawk]

Okay I did it. Lemme jsut... make a group

[tired yacht]

I can't wait

[tall canopy]

Thanks in advance

[wild hawk]

How do I make a group am boomer

[sudden elm]

My wife walked into the room and walked right tf back out 😂

[tired yacht]

add folk to a chat

[gentle adder]

I'm excited to see the masterpiece

[wild hawk]

It's not a good picture lmfao

[tepid abyss]

It's okay. Keep in mind that discord generally accepts people 13 and up. So while these are topics that they are certainly aware at that age, it might be a good idea to keep these discussions out of the public channels

Anyways, back to coffee. And lemon cakes. Mmm, lemon

[sudden elm]

Ooo lemon cake

Where did the group go. Add meee 😂

[tall canopy]

Same

Before I invite you to my server and steal your souls

[sudden elm]

#💬│off-topic-chat

[tall canopy]

Doggies?

[sudden elm]

Sorry couldn't find it

[tall canopy]

DOGGY! 💜💜💜

[sudden elm]

They are in thereee

[tired yacht]

The group needs to be friends to make :(

[sudden elm]

Add me then add me 😅

[gentle adder]

Oh the hurt

[sudden elm]

Or
Are you implying you don't want to be friends!

[gentle adder]

We just aren't cool enough

[tired yacht]

I'm only callous and cruel to violet

[sudden elm]

Poor violet

[tall canopy]

I’m dead

[tired yacht]

Poor violet nothin. She's a bint

[gentle adder]

Personally I think Violet is lovely

[tired yacht]

pfff suck up

[sudden elm]

She's a nice lady

[tired yacht]

you can change a letter in that if you want haha

[gentle adder]

Innocent bystander... I have not been here long enough to cause my own chaos

[wild hawk]

AWW SHUCKS GUYS HECK SHUT UP

[tired yacht]

any time

[sudden elm]

WOMEN EMPOWER WOMEN HERE BOBNT 😌

[tired yacht]

You set them back a little Shelbyyy ngl

[sudden elm]

Hahahahahahahahaha

[bright plover]

I here by empower bobn't

[tall canopy]

You want a bonk?

[sudden elm]

^

[tired yacht]

That's not appropriate for public ty

[manic gorge]

[sudden elm]

😂

[tall canopy]

Ew 😒

[wild hawk]

BE GOOD

[tired yacht]

okay yes groves

[manic gorge]

What did I open to rip

[sudden elm]

Wasn't me this time!

[tired yacht]

you should scroll up a while

[gentle adder]

CHAOSSSSSSS

[sudden elm]

I was just about to say just don't scroll up. Geez

[tall canopy]

But today we all had a very valuable lesson in Biology. I’m happy and can leave this chat in peace

[manic gorge]

NO I AM A INNOCENT

[tired yacht]

Learnding!

[manic gorge]

I don't do the read read i learn nothing

[tall canopy]

It wasn’t anything vile 💜 just more like learning bitty bout differences people have

[manic gorge]

Bonking :v

[sudden elm]

I have to do the dishes 😒

[tired yacht]

just throw them out and get new ones

[tall canopy]

No Bobn’t is just an old man stuck on his porch screaming get off my lawn. He doesn’t get much action

[manic gorge]

Just leave them to soak and magically forget them until later

[sudden elm]

I cannot even tell you how much I learned

[tired yacht]

It was educational and fun

[wild hawk]

I'm glad you all liked my drawling

[tall canopy]

I learnt that some people go to the loo to cry in privacy. Respect. Don’t let the enemy see you vulnerable

[gentle adder]

Lots of cackles were had

[wild hawk]

I spent so many years of my life

[tired yacht]

It was stunning

[gentle adder]

I feel like I've missed out 😢

[manic gorge]

Same :c

[wild hawk]

I SENT IT TO YOU accept message!

[tired yacht]

you'll have no context for it if you don't read the chat

[gentle adder]

AMAZING

[manic gorge]

Oh no so very torn read it on a bus or not to

Hahahaha I didn't need context to enjoy that

[wild hawk]

I went to art school for this.

[manic gorge]

Paid off

[tired yacht]

#💬│palia-general message it begins here if you want

[gentle adder]

Definitely worth it, complete masterpiece

[manic gorge]

All I learnt in art school was I hate typography

[sudden elm]

I didn't seeeee it

[wild hawk]

Also sent it to you! Check your message requests!

[tired yacht]

you need to see it the most!

[gentle adder]

Tbf I didn't get a notification so didn't realise til Violet said!

[tired yacht]

all these people not knowing how discord works smh

[strong rapids]

this is why a majority of people went to art school

[wild hawk]

Me sitting there trying to figure out how to make a group chat. Gave up.

[gentle adder]

Before Palia, only time I used it was for COVID chats cause Zoom sucked 😅

[proper inlet]

Did I need to backread the whole chat about the toilet talk? No. Did I? Yes.

[manic gorge]

I just made a server for all my friends to dump emotes and chat it seemed easier

[sudden elm]

Oh no. You definitely need the context
Hahahahaha

[tired yacht]

yeah friend servers are great

[tall canopy]

Friend servers are weird

[tired yacht]

how did zoom even. skype existed and somehow failed haha

[tall canopy]

They taste like friendship is magic

[proper inlet]

My uncle works for Microsoft and makes us use Skype for family video talks still 🤣

[strong rapids]

Friend servers are great esp because you can have emotes that are inside-jokes or something similar.

[manic gorge]

It's all about teamspeak wdym

[gentle adder]

Oh Skype days, such simpler times 🥲

[tired yacht]

oh dang a throwback

[proper inlet]

It isn’t dead 🤣

[manic gorge]

Vent if you wanna hit home

[strong rapids]

ventrillo

[tall canopy]

makes note get artist friends for inside joke emotes

[proper inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-ross-painting-beauty-positive-everywhere-gif-4988744

[wild hawk]

I'm here with the ventrillo

[strong rapids]

I personally enjoy cropping pet photos that my friends take, and turning those into emotes hehe

[proper inlet]

My doggy is an emote

[tall canopy]

Only pets I have are men

[manic gorge]

Did you all also suffer the... Mumble... Phase

[proper inlet]

[tired yacht]

mind implodes at the mention of vent

[tired yacht]

for a short time before discord saved us

[tall canopy]

Man here I used msn and yahoo voice calls

[proper inlet]

what did all of you do without discord? Bc I don’t remember life before

[strong rapids]

will never forget the time when me and my ex joined a guild, and they asked us both to join the ventrillo. I was a nervous wreck, barely liked ventrillo duet o anxiety, and then asked us to help mod the guild. we were just like ???

omg there was another one that some of my old guild mates liked to use... it was raid something..>?? Raidcall it hink it was?? and there was also mumble LOL

[tired yacht]

drifted aimlessly

[gentle adder]

I miss msn

[wild hawk]

xfire actually

[strong rapids]

i personally try to forget about yahoo asdf;lkasgh

[tired yacht]

screen gets nudged by annoying friends

[proper inlet]

aol instant messenger days

[manic gorge]

MSN... Icq

[wild hawk]

Do you guys remember the days of everyone having really long annoying msn names?

[strong rapids]

mIRC

[wild hawk]

I'm glad the teenagers of today aren't doing that with discord

[gentle adder]

With song lyrics aimed at someone, and going on and offline to get someone's attention

[strong rapids]

this is making me feel old even though im not that old ... i think ..

[tall canopy]

I still don’t befriend people with numbers in their names. I get some numbers have sentiment but I can’t

[tired yacht]

I just used my irl name i'm pretty sure. I only spoke to people I knew

[wild hawk]

AUGHSUDGDSG YES OH MY GOD CORE MEMORY

[proper inlet]

I don’t even want to remember my old “the notebook” themed screen name. It was xOicecreamkissesOx or something 🤣

[tired yacht]

oh i remember that though hahaha

[manic gorge]

Are you sure about that.... I've seen things

[wild hawk]

To be fair I don't talk to teenagers much so I might just not know xD

[proper inlet]

Teenagers talk?

[tired yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-perry-that-is-so-unfair-unfair-disappointed-disappointment-gif-17581388

[proper inlet]

Oh so they whine

[tired yacht]

whines and grunts

[wispy musk]

good morning

[wild hawk]

My internet safety was BAD back then. Man those days were the wild west

[proper inlet]

Not the fckn grunts

[gentle adder]

Sometimes nods here and there to communicate

[manic gorge]

Your lucky... When they find old games and join communities... My eyes

[tall canopy]

My first online chat name was tjoklitboksie because I thought it was cute. I liked chocolates so a chocolate box is the cutest thing to me. Then everyone assumed I’ve got a buzzy jar and I didn’t understand because I was too young.

[tired yacht]

yeeeeah. I turned out fine though!

[unique plume]

ICQ was the main messenger here in Russia

[wild hawk]

Did you really though?

[manic gorge]

Limewire good times

[gentle adder]

In your opinion...

[fossil olive]

Morning to you! How are you?

[wild hawk]

I love downloading viruses

[tired yacht]

https://tenor.com/view/back-to-the-future-train-explosion-explode-gif-6164113 me irl

[wispy musk]

Exhausted haha, the clocks went forward last night 😔😔. How about you?

[wild hawk]

Morning circus!

[finite merlin]

Hello everyone im new here

[proper inlet]

Hello

[fossil olive]

Oof yeah I did not like that either. I´m good thanks!

[tired yacht]

[wispy musk]

Glad to hear youre doing well!!

[gentle adder]

Hello all

[fossil olive]

Hello New Here, I´m Tiros

[tall canopy]

Welcome Gabriel! Happy mistbirthing 🎉

[proper inlet]

welcome to chaos

[manic gorge]

Now we all rot in discord with 99+ forever at the top

[finite merlin]

How is everyone doing on this fine day

[unique plume]

Never used it really, here we use the green program with a μ

[tired yacht]

I can't have notifications sitting there. I keep that cleeear

[proper inlet]

I forgot it’s Easter. Woopsies

[wild hawk]

Okay it's 5am I'm going to bed lmao

[tired yacht]

jeez violet learn tosleep

[unique plume]

It's 5pm here lol

[gentle adder]

Weakkkkkk 😤

[wild hawk]

Thank you guys for being hecking excellent! (shut up bobn't go away)

[manic gorge]

Sounds like a reason to spam you with 99

[proper inlet]

Your goodnight is my good morning

[fossil olive]

All good here ty, how are you?

[tired yacht]

you're the one going away though HAH

[wild hawk]

I hate that you're right >:( heck.

[wispy musk]

Goodnight!!!

[ocean roost]

Good morning y’all

[gentle adder]

Sleep well Violet

[tall canopy]

Circus has a new piccy

[manic gorge]

No sleep only grind

[unique plume]

me

[manic gorge]

Says this while going to work to sit around for 8 hours.... Hmm yes

[tired yacht]

Mindset gotta be the grindset

[finite merlin]

How do I get the Nintendo switch icon

[tired yacht]

pick your roles

[ocean roost]

How many fish have you caught? What are your relationship stats? 😂

[tired yacht]

quiet you!

[manic gorge]

Should see a channel and roles bit in the channel list

[sudden elm]

HiImShelbyWhoAreU 😂

[finite merlin]

Ok

[tall canopy]

Today I promise to go to Bahari

[unique plume]

I barely fish in this game and my relationship levels are mediocre, but I have level 19 in hunting and mining

[tall canopy]

Why can’t we build on our relationship?

[ocean roost]

I was giving him hassle because he talks about grinding but has never. Maybe mining. 😂

[gentle adder]

Whereas I was deep in my scene kid days with JennyJeopardy followed by obviously very deep song lyrics 🤣

[tired yacht]

aaah I miss that part of glasgow history. gone but not forgotten

wee neds calling me a mosher like they thought it hurt

[gentle adder]

Back in the borders/central days 🥲

[proper inlet]

Still grinding to find a shepp

[ocean roost]

Grandpa remembering the old days again

[unique plume]

Oh lol every time I'm in the game I grind

[ocean roost]

I was giving Bobn’t hassle

[sudden elm]

I made the mistake of sitting down before I was done with the dishes 😦

[unique plume]

Who cares about the dishes, there's palium to be mined and groves to be chopped

[tall canopy]

I could be your Shepp and lead you astray 🥰

[unique plume]

Still working on improving my relationship with Hodari

[finite merlin]

Im back

[ocean roost]

I bribe the villagers with gifts the internet says they like if I can’t find or they won’t tell me their weekly wants

[sudden elm]

My wife won't cook if the dishes aren't done 😅

Like. She needs a clean kitchen
And I don't cook. So. Dishes it is

[ocean roost]

I cook AND do the dishes. I think I’m getting a raw deal

[manic gorge]

I use the palia wiki to see weekly wants idk if it updates but they have liked it so far

[unique plume]

Sometimes I just wash the dishes as needed

[manic gorge]

I think I saw someone say it updates idk I'm dumb dumb

[ocean roost]

I found that giving them a weekly want I haven’t unlocked in the game doesn’t count toward the weekly, I get relationship points but it doesn’t show in the weekly

[grim sequoia]

you can only gift an npc their weekly wants once every rl day right?

[tired yacht]

Can you guys take the palia chat to the appropriate channel please....wait

[gentle adder]

Yup! Not just weekly, just gift in general

[tall canopy]

I like actually seeing tips and tricks here tbh

[proper inlet]

Accepted

[tired yacht]

Sheppanarchy

[turbid pebble]

If you didn't chop down all of the trees/bushes on your plot prior to the tree update, do you think those trees count toward the tree limit?

Or is it only moveable trees?

[proper inlet]

Wow look at me I actually made it into Bahari today

[rancid basalt]

i need help, im close to uninstall this game, posted screen in discossion channel, im stuck in this guide after 8 eggs

[proper inlet]

Is it the egg temple quest? Personally I was stuck and I just went through a whole walkthrough on YouTube to help me through. If you do them out of that order it screws up sometimes.

[rancid basalt]

is the worst glide/jumping puzzle i encountered in several other games

there is no even marker where the eggs are

[proper inlet]

Yeah. I watched a YouTube video that layed everything out perfectly to navigate it easier. If you’re having trouble and it’s making you not want to keep playing I suggest doing that to get through it faster

Took me about 10ish minutes with following a video

[vocal rampart]

I did that quest with help of a youtube video too

[grim storm]

I just had a huge purple fish in kilima lake that I’d never seen before but it got away 😦

[gentle adder]

YouTube saved my sanity with that one

[rancid basalt]

gimme link to yt, at discussion channel

[proper inlet]

I think YouTube saved all of us with that one lmao

[tired yacht]

you were ready to sell your child. What sanity?

[proper inlet]

What’s the quest called again? Maybe I can find the exact one I used

[gentle adder]

Cookies were on offer, do you blame me? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[tired yacht]

okay fair

[gentle adder]

I mean I'd take her back after a while if that makes it any better?

[rancid basalt]

ok found a vid

[tired yacht]

I'd jebait you and only give you the cookie and not take the child. HAH

[rancid basalt]

going to try again

[gentle adder]

In the end I still get a cookie, so I feel I'm the winner really

[ocean roost]

I watched a YouTube for the egg thing too

[tired yacht]

Better hide it from your husband cos you only get one!

[manic gorge]

I've found the glider contorls pretty ok... Now climbing a hahaha I keep clipping into walls and climbing the insides

In my defence I do enjoy ending up places I shouldn't in games just to see what they are hiding

[gentle adder]

I will guard it with my life

[feral crag]

That was the Ancient Fish, you got super lucky!

[trim raven]

Just something very random to say, but this is my most played Life Sim and I'm surprised I still haven't gotten bored with it yet
Maybe I just like the fact that it's an open world game but is also a farming game and there's sooo much to do. I won't be surprised if I ended up with 400+hrs in this game eventually.

How many hrs have you guys played so far?

[grim sequoia]

I started on march 4th and I have 60 hours on it so far

[trim raven]

Ohh wait so was Palia released in Switch first before pc? 👀

[grim storm]

Well I didn’t get it 😭

[grim sequoia]

yup! I think around January time? My friend started playing it then (she also plays on switch)

[unreal plaza]

No, it's been open beta on PC since August (or was it September)?

[barren bison]

Palia was released on pc, then switch and now steam as of the 25th

[grim storm]

I’m just looking for the giant kilima ray… but good to know I’ll be finding super rare fish before I ever get a sight of the one I need

[trim raven]

No wonder! Cuz I was wondering the same thing why some people already got 300+hrs in game and I stayed playing this like the day it came out on steam

[grim sequoia]

ah, my first thought was the steam release
but yeah, it came out first on pc through the palia website or through epic games

[trim raven]

Ohh I see! I've heard about this game I think couple of months ago, but I thought that It wasn't still out cuz I never really followed through, until I got a notification on steam about it's beta release and then I thought everyone would all still be new players 😂

Was surprised to know some actually spent hundreds already

[strong rapids]

Alpha -> Closed Beta -> Open Beta -> ..Epic Games I wanna say? -> Switch -> Steam

[grim sequoia]

nah, people on pc have been playing since July-ish time

[tired yacht]

pretty much

[chilly sky]

Happy Easter to those who celebrate

[proper inlet]

A good amount of us first downloaded it while it was still going through beta. MANY trials and tribulations later we were finally able to transfer everything over to our switch account

[trim raven]

dang so it really has been out for quite a long time now

[grim sequoia]

Happy Easter Sunday!!

[proper inlet]

Fall 2023

[chilly sky]

Switch got it near Christmas

[arctic parcel]

i remember alpha days

[tired yacht]

Never left amirite. ALPHA GRINDSET

[barren bison]

that's ok though it allows you to benefit from our experience 🙂 I started when it first game out open beta on pc. If no one has told you yet make sure every IRL day you buy something from zekis shop to get a free lucky coin. Then use these in his machine on the counter. You can get the fruit seeds early, as well as getting lucky with plushies and rare furniture!

[arctic parcel]

so wonky @.@

[proper inlet]

My first 3 hours playing was spent trying to figure out why my character couldn’t get past the first monologue 🤣

[grim sequoia]

I should visit Zeki's more often
I think I have like... 4 lucky coins so far?

[trim raven]

Must have been tough at first for you guys 😂 I can imagine

[barren bison]

I'm at the stage I'm buying them now a couple of times a week cause i have such good money coming in and I'm working on building something so I'm not buying anything else really these days.

[trim raven]

I've been going through difficulties as well, but asking questions here and doing a little youtube research helped me through it little by little

[proper inlet]

If it makes you feel better… I’ve been playing that long and I still forget to visit Tamala (friendship level 1) and Bahari on a daily basis

[grim sequoia]

my money is still pretty low, I had to grind last night just to get 1.5k for the fine bow recipe 💀💀

[barren bison]

oh I'm sure the alpha days were a trip, but I have only been playing for a few months, so some things are still hard like trying to stay focused on a task when they put in plushy dropping from sernuk.

[tired yacht]

I've technically been playing since Alpha..1 i guess and I still don't even know most of the characters. living that secluded goblin life

[proper inlet]

Cooking parties are always fun for money and focus points

[trim raven]

Waittt mind sharing why? does Tamala give u something?

[grim sequoia]

honestly I didn't meet Tamala until recently

[proper inlet]

Not in particular for me but she’s just so far away from everyone else and I seem to always stay around kilima 🤣

[barren bison]

ugh tamala is the worst. I don't like her lol

[trim raven]

I got no friends in game yet xD that does sound fun tho

[tall canopy]

I heard plushies were mentioned 👀

[arctic parcel]

plushies my butt

[tall canopy]

Don’t say this too loud, soon you’ll get too many random people adding you 😭

[arctic parcel]

T. T

[grim sequoia]

bro why is Jina not giving me her lvl 4 friendship quest

[proper inlet]

You can add me in game if you’d like! Keleesii is my IGN

[tired yacht]

you'll get!

[barren bison]

I feel you. I have fired thousands of arrows, but I don't have one yet lol

[trim raven]

Omg honestly this! I've heard about the Plushie like yesterday and I have been running around trying to get it 😂
It's not so bad cuz I do still earn 🪙 from it and by mining at the same time so it's kind of a win-win

[barren bison]

did you finish the level 3 friendship quest?

[grim sequoia]

yep

[arctic parcel]

exactly lol ive shot so many i had to farm more wood to make even more im kinda burnt out

[trim raven]

Although I haven't done much of other stuff, like fishing 💀

[barren bison]

ok I don't remember if that one starts by mail or not.....

[grim sequoia]

fishing and hunting are my favourite things to do

[tall canopy]

Ye I kinda forgot to chop wood for slow down arrows 😅

[stark pebble]

opens one eye

[tall canopy]

I thought you only had one 😅

[barren bison]

me too, and I know there's been a few vanishing loot bags too, mine was probably in there

[arctic parcel]

i just have to say, i really love music

[stark pebble]

No that's one tooth

[tall canopy]

I really love red hair

[arctic parcel]

omg you to?! mine have been vanishing to

[barren bison]

sometimes if you look at the ground you can find it, but not always

[tired yacht]

greetings

[stark pebble]

Mornin

[tall canopy]

Apparently loot sings but I guess I’m kinda deaf

[arctic parcel]

music helps with so much i love how songs have such an emotional impact on me, some plp dont get that though

[trim raven]

I do too 😂 bahari is such a big map for me, I'm always tired running around

[tall canopy]

Songs are also good for emotional regulation

[ancient pagoda]

damn, there's 5 of these purple trees in one are.

[stark pebble]

I had my jbl blasting yesterday while I did cleaning. Hubs is not a fan of my music either 👼

[barren bison]

everything sings in this game. It's kind of comical I do love it though.

[tall canopy]

Give each a chop & tell chat!

[ancient pagoda]

*area

[trim raven]

Yayy sure! I'll add you you'd be my first in game friend

[arctic parcel]

yea but sometimes i go to far and listin to a song that puts me in a downward spiral q.q

[grim sequoia]

I've gotten used to the Kilima map, but Bahari? constantly getting lost

[ancient pagoda]

i did, noone's coming lol

[tall canopy]

My fav (& I say this daily) is green onion sounding like a chicken

[chilly sky]

Call in the reinforcements

[barren bison]

probably a fresh instance

[grim sequoia]

"Jina's face is now leaking with sadness"
I love these silly little robots

[stark pebble]

You'll be taking shortcuts in no time. If -I- can navigate a map , anyone can.

[barren bison]

I'm always lost out there.

[ancient pagoda]

i can chop like 3 of these alone... should I be rude or wait?

[chilly sky]

Do a "last call" and if noone responds just wack 'em

[arctic parcel]

im a sucker for neyo

[stark pebble]

If it's the grove (pink sparkles in the air) Be kind to other new players and chop eat tree once and then call it out

[barren bison]

if no one answered you i say chop. If there is one small tree I never make a call out I just take it down, so maybe it will spawn a larger one elsewhere

[tired yacht]

what is this jbl you speak of

[tall canopy]

Bobn’t says listen to this: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=SfG3GCP9ZT8

[stark pebble]

Oh, sorry, it's a portable wireless speaker.

[arctic parcel]

but i listin to sooooo many generas

[tired yacht]

ooooh. what music do you listen to

[arctic parcel]

props to growing up in the 90s

[stark pebble]

Me too. Rather eclectic musical taste.

[barren bison]

speaking of listening my husband left futurama on the tv i need to swap it brb

[tired yacht]

that is a good choice tbf

[tall canopy]

Whaaat? But Futurama is goood 😮

[trim raven]

Fishing was a struggle for me at first! Used to play so much of stardew valley and sun haven, so I got used to the tap and tap hold fishing system, but Palia is a little different cuz you have to move your mouse for the fish to stay within the green area for you to be able to reel it in.

My first fishing experience, I couldn't reel in my fish cuz I didn't know about it 😂 and took me about 6-7tries to figure it out

[arctic parcel]

ill list to anything from r&B to select country

[barren bison]

I just am tired of listening to it...been on for hours

[grim sequoia]

reminds me, I need to get back into stardew
I wanna wait until 1.6 comes out on switch though

[tall canopy]

Thas a bit too much Bender, I agree

[arctic parcel]

electronic, pop, alternative hard rock, screamo....and more lol very varied taste xD

[chilly sky]

Same. Palia has enough of my attention rn

[arctic parcel]

oh and cant forget oldies

-rocks out to paino man-

[leaden aurora]

Electric Swing and Jazz my beloved

[stark pebble]

Everything from classical to pop. Very very little american country. Maybe a handful that be labeled 'Rap'. But old school like Missy Elliot. None of the modern crap. Currently my spotify list is a lot of punk. Alternative. And I have one list that's nothing but music from movies and games. How about you? (or anyone else)

And I'm mostly deaf, so I play my stuff really loud lol

[arctic parcel]

yea i dont like rap its just...ugh 😦 some of the old stuff is good though i agree

[leaden aurora]

Also Southern Gothic

[tall canopy]

When the build up is so intense but then the “explosion” is so meh v.v Some songs

[trim raven]

I love JBL! I used to be a beats girl, but overtime the audio gets really bad, until i switched out and ever since I've been using Jbl

[grim sequoia]

my main spotify playlist ranges from the weeknd to hozier to abba to michael jackson

[stark pebble]

My kids have gotten me into a lot of interesting stuff like HU.

[arctic parcel]

sounds awesome

[trim raven]

They have the cleanest audio (for me) and they can pick up the bass really well

[tired yacht]

There's plenty good rap but when it's "pop" rap without any musicality and the lyrics are about money and uh...gardening implements then I do not enjoy it at all. I'm a giant metalhead in my heart but I listen to eeeeverything depending on my mood.

[tall canopy]

What’s HU? Hollywood Undead?

[arctic parcel]

i dont care if its clean or not LOL

[barren bison]

My music tastes are very ecclectic, but I live in a great concert city so I'm good.