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I think theyāre gonna work on it tomorrow! They said it was super complex thoā¦
Even normal switch games lag so bad!! ACNH nearly falls apart if your island has ātoo muchā š love the switch but itās underpowered for a lot of games
We bought a big memory card. Idk if that helps or not.
Yeah, it is a bit long in the tooth so newer games are really stressing the hardware.
Oh I had so much on acnh and yeah it was stuttery
I'd expect at least a server patch once they figure out what's causing the issues. A client patch would be nice, too... but I'd miss our friendly cylinders
But the muujin!
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Explain what a client patch is.. please
I just want like... one of the new paintings for your home in a later patch to be some sort of abstract piece... with a big ol' green cylinder as the focus
I assume spawns are controlled by the server so hopefully that can be fixed on their end.
I think S6 needs to hire some more professionals
a decent-sized update to the game (client) is a client patch
I hope everyone had a nice weekend. 
Thanks
The client is the software on our end. The server is S6's end. A patch is just another word for update.
Thanks
Yes I did! Also happy timezones!
I need coffee š¢ 
i noticed no coffee machine with the new set š¦
NoooOOO
Lots of teapots, so I'm good 
Woohoo! It's tomorrow!
I needed it i guess i was cold enough i was turning purple T.T
Shattered hopes and dreams.. undertale music starts playing wait wrong game!
tea, like coffee but not as good š
Oof i swear this keyboard is klunky to type on
Grrr! 

I'm pretty sure it's available, just unlocked in a different way
Let“s bribe the devs to add a coffee machine into the game
If all of us work together we can do it 
I've heard you can get it in the underground market, but I haven't seen it yet
we can use coffee to bribe them, i am pacific NW so i got a lot of access to it
I grew up in PNW āØ
Starbucks is the worst tho sry
Makes sense, since it tastes like it's made of the algae in Puget Sound
i agree, though, dont tell my girl that. she lives off of the stuff. putting someone's kid through college at 10$ a coffee :/
I... have not been anywhere near the PNW... but I have been playing Pacific Drive lately! Does that kinda count?
Turtleee! Hi. Did you want to say something earlier 
I'll call that crapitalism
server acting up?
Haha! I loved that game, reminded me of home
YEAH, IT IS...
Oh.... the PalTech Fan does in fact move! ...So... when do we get that for the clocks ingame? In fairness, I get that's probably a bit harder to do and synch with the time... but I want.
I was hoping for more of a mystery thoughā¦
A fair request!
Iām finally upgrading to copper storage boxes, WISH I had done this sooner Jfc
Now you can hoard even more stuff 
Yesss
do u guys know if any villagers have special dialogue when wearing hassians pin
Nobody seems to care that reth and I are together
oh haha donāt worry i think iām stacked now
So.. how many of you leave your plot open for visitors now that you can visit people in your server? I've tried it both ways. I like visitors, but it's also weird when they just show up
Reth said something along the lines of your not in my league and i stopped romancing him. XD i dont like him as a char
No1 can enter my domain
strangers stay out 
he makes me a little mad sometimes
Lmao itās a compliment?? Heās too sweet
heās too flirty
Oh, you might be taking it the wrong way... ||He thinks you're too good for him.||
But he“s got soup.. good soup!
Heās just more my vibe than all the others
ah well it rubbed me the wrong way lol so im chasin after hassian
Heh... just found out you can spin the PalTech Gyroscope. No reason to, you just can.
lol, i didnt realize that
Spinning things is its own reward
Really, I'm just happy I got the Power PalTech Glove
Oo I like the spin, you canāt rly interact with anything else besides open/close
Faucets can be turned off and on, and ||the grill you can get from Hodari's new hidden quest|| has animations while cooking
I didn't like that he always wanted me to go in the back room with him.. I'm not that kind of girl.. lol
I just want to lay in the bed tho, she works so hard
When we were dating I caught him with another girl in the storeroom
Lmao
No itās true. Someone said they were counting rice, but I donāt think thatās what they were doing
He better spills the beans.
Instead of counting rice 
I dont know what it is but when i talk to hassian and im finally slowly getting bits and peices of lore about him. i look at him and go "hes totally my husband to the t if he was thrown into a game"
So... ||one of the new quests you can get from the Bahari driftwood piles is about him, in case you need a reason to find them every day||
Daddy cakes if ur in here ur house SLAPS
Well time for me to go to work. Have a great Monday everyone
Don“t forget your coffee and tea to get through the day 
just bought some new green tea loose leaf recently. super delicious
I got my first piece of Flotsam furniture today... and it's the conch shell. I want the whole set, don't get me wrong, but I really want the Flotsam Bookshelf recipe
I got the same recipe today. I'll take any at this point, after days of rocks
hm i should do my dailys. brb imma go grab them and lets hope i dont get wood and rocks again T.T
I want to put it in a bathroom. I also want 5x5 hallways so I can have a bathroom that isn't a literal closet
What even is flotsam lol I donāt know this word
I gave my pin to Kenyatta today and then I realized thereās no āreasonā to talk to her anymore. Which feels strange. Iām going to romance everyone else and make a room full of their portraits though lol
it's a word for stuff that washes up on shore
Learn something new every day
It's a term for things that have fallen out of a ship, IIRC. Jetsam, by contrast, is stuff that was deliberately tossed overboard.
Flotsam is stuff floating in the ocean which came from the ocean
Jetsam is stuff floating in the ocean which was jettisoned (pitched or lost overboard) from a boat
I forget the difference now betwen flotsam and jetsam (if there is any), but the words are also the names of Ursula's eels in the little mermaid
oh, cross remembers, that's good
i dont know all i keep hearing is ursulas theme song when i read flotsam
not me thinking of neopets instead. send help
Techincally, since the Flotsam Collection is now on land, it should not be called "flotsam", but who cares. It looks good 
Poor unfortunate souls
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys! The boss is on a roll!
Aww neopets š
...I probably shouldn't tell you that NeoPets is still around and under much better management now.
I feel like Iāve won a race or something when I get to Hodari before the crowd bombards him š
Oh I know, I reactivated my account to get a little nostalgic
I'm aware
I have friends who do advent calendar every year, even though most of them don't play outside of that. nostalgia is powerful lol
i may or may not have gone back and its kinda playable. Its heavily being updated
100% I believe
Good morning
How many millennials are in here?
Sugaaaa
omg. I thought this was a light hearted joke. I am shook that NeoPets is still around.
Me . You?
according to the article in hte NYTimes today, I'm a "peak" millenial 𤣠(here's a gift link: https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/02/business/economy/33-year-olds-millennials.html?unlocked_article_code=1.aE0.ULwU.N2GCeIrI9FSi&smid=url-share)
oddly, there seems to be asmany genx females as millenials
I'm about a Millennial and a half, age wise, and about 2, weight wise
Me too. (Millennial) definitely think this games player base skews older
What does it mean MIDDLE millennial?
anywho, gift link article above, I edited my comment. Peak millenials are 32-34 now, and are the biggest part of the cohort. That's me š
I think Iām a young millennial technically? I turn 30 this year
Idk Iāve heard elder and young millennial
elder millenials remember the 80s, middle the 90s, and the youngest are still old enough to remember 9/11
Iām 33 so that makes me middle?
Ah ok, I do not know about this
I think thatās a good way to put it. I was 6 during 9/11 so I must be near the cut off
Happy early birthday
So, I am an old millennial ? I will be 56 soon.
Thanks!
I think that makes you Gen X, no?
I am middle then
yeah, pretty much at the border. My younger brother was the same, so he doesn't really remember it at all. He's closer to being Gen Z
Omg! I didn't know.. now I have to go do that.. lol
oops. I really must be the youngest person here 
You're stuck here in Gen-X, with my 54 yo self
Gen X
I love that term : Gen-X
It's a cool one to be sure
So many things I can teach you all
We are the unknown
Hey, still 55 atm
coughs at almost 33
How in God's name do I find a cheap apartment XD
giggles and goo goo ga gas in 21
Build one from wood
time travel
move to Japan, I've got a 3bedroom for uh... 66,000 yen a month
House hacking
where in japan is the question
Good thing I've already discovered the secret to time travel
not Tokyo š
How much is that in imperialist dollars?
oh my god that's so cheap š it's so expensive here, I hate hearing other people's housing costs. I'm gonna go hide lmao
you would get a capsule room for that price :p
about $438/month
440 Freedom Notes
I COULD LIVE LIKE THAT RN WHAT?????
yeah, it's alll mine... and my cats
Time to pick back up the ol Nihongo textbook
Your salary would be a bit less over there, I guess
i've heard terrible things about japanese paperwork. did you have trouble with it ?
That hurts my heart. The rent where I live requires like 3 roommates with degrees.
FREEDOM NOTES
I'm even daring to dream that I might be able to buy a house in a few years... never would have considered it back in freedomland
how much space are we talking about for 438 a month
I used to pay $1000 month for a studio when I taught in hte US... I only made 30k
Kilima: 5 stone
Bahari: 10 worms 
a studio is 3k+ where i am
3 bedrooms, living room, showerbath...
sheesh.
You can't even get a one bedroom where I live for less than 1300
For an expansion later, I think
And they keep building more and more "luxury" apartments. You'd think that'd oversaturate the market but guess what? Prices are always the same
omg here i am paying 2k for 500 sqft lmao. i am waterfront and have a garage tho. and my landlord let me paint the walls pink.
1320 is my rent for 1 bedroom apt
palia lets me live out my "big house" dreams (big not bug...)
i moved in to my current apt before inflation and each year they raise my rent the full legal maximum they can 
my house is my dream house T.T
It lets me live out my ābeing able to afford to live lifeā dreams
Palia lets me live out my "government doesn't hate me for existing" dreams lmao
I definitely donāt understand people who donāt use video games to escape the mess of the world lol š
some people find their escapes in books or puzzles or things I guess
books and movies too
Oh how I long to be a human in a world of purple elves who all just genuinely like having me around
I figure a bit of everything helps me, lol. Sometimes games, sometimes TV, sometimes books, sometimes my cats... escapes are nice
I played "Second Life" some years ago. A bit later I divorced. But ... I did find the woman of my life and we got together, got married, and now we are together for almost 17 years.
Also, there's Hassian
He's an egg. Got a hard shell but he's all gooey if you can crack it
Second life could become pretty all-consuming
Do I use the āļø or the šŖ?
Hassian's kinda like a Prince Zuko (and yes, I did just watch the live action recently)...
You just keep chatting with him and giving him presents and he'll be like. "My... dog missed you. Yes. My dog wanted to see you."
It sure was.
I just got this joke, sorry. I think the pick would work better, it's more of a precision job
The most romantic romancing was with Subira. My opinion.
I feel like Subira is one character the game want you to romance. Like, the first thing she said to me after chatting with her was "we in the order aren't allowed to have romantic relationships."
Is there anyone on the west coast of North America that would be interested in running around doing things together? .:)
(I want west coast because the servers are jenky)
I'm done for the night, sorry, but I wish you luck
In general not right now
It is 7.47 am here now. Time to get up.
I still havenāt started romancing Subira but Iām not sure I like her. I like that sheās older though
and, I didn't go to bed yet
Me me I'm west coast and would love to!
Luke go to bed lol
coming along ??
I am in bed already
Lol. Good for you. What time do you have ? Btw, I fell asleep in the couch. Just woke up.
days without discord being cringe: 0
sadness
Does Discord has a function like we used earlier - TeamSpeak ??
now do u feel more farmer than miner?
yes, voice chats are possible, just depends on the server
I know, but like in groups ?
...yes
ok
just don't think there's anything set up for voice chatting on Palia's discord
Ah, on this server, you mean
yes. Some servers will set up dedicated channels for voice chatting
I just used an ore compass for the first time since update and itās only tracking the large nodes. Is this a bug or intentional ?
it tracks large iron nodes and all palium nodes
so, yes, intentional
Well it tracks copper too. Iām in Kilima
It used to tack all nodes. Including clay
ah, I've only used it in Bahari. I think in Kilima it'd track the large copper then
that is the biggest hit in Kilima, you don't have Iron nor Pal there ofc
Yes I understand that but it used to track small, medium and large nodes of all kind. Copper iron palium and clay. Now it only does large nodes of iron copper and palium
I donāt prefer this so I was asking before reporting it as a bug
It only tracks copper in kilima because of the chance of silver inside it, it ahould track all copper nodes regardless of size but maybe the ore change borked it
doesnāt/shouldnāt track clay anyway
How many people can be on 1 server ?
25
on Palia? 25
so, if we as a community want to go run together in group, like with 10 people, we risk not getting on the same server. Because partying only let 6 people be together, right ?
Party is 4 people, you can invite friends to server sync to be on the same server though
ok, but you can't invite them to a full server, I guess
nope then you need to server hop, but itās the reason communities are capped at 25 people supposedly because servers are maxed at 25
i was going to buy the buccaneer outfit but it keeps wanting to turn my character into a girl
hi-tech looks sick though
oh, communities are also capped at 25. Darn, I think we are close to that
yep both caps suck, if you have time to submit feedback about increasing community size and server size definitely do 
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I sure will. Thank you
Gosh, that bot always with interfearing with our chat.
ItĀ“s trying itĀ“s best š„¹
hiii ^^
asked last night and didn't get an answer, so I figured I should ask again. is the bahari glowbug and the paper lantern bug getting swapped on purpose, or is that also a bug (pfft)?
I know that the games keeps running smoothly because of the limitations of the server instances, like 25 per server etc..., but it limits us a bit too.
no bug. lol nice wordplay. the other one is a rare one
When placed in world? Pretty sure that is a longstanding bug.
in the inventory
I rmber when I played in september, the blue one was the paper lantern bug and the green one was the glowbug, and the wiki shows it as such too. but in inventory currently, the blue one is the glowbug and the green one is the paper lantern bug
just, not sure if that was an accidental oopsies that I should bring up, or if they did that on purpose to better match how it looks when placed or something
It's a bug. iirc it was mentioned in one of the patch notes.
ah, must've missed it when reading thru those then. thanks /o/
Missed that one too. Thx, Tarlia
But then, are the non-caught glowbugs accurate in the world as well now? Because then they may have finally fixed the bug.
The icon swap is a known issue. It was brought up in #šāwiki-general not that long ago to make sure that the wiki was correct
Yes, they are bugs 
icic /o/ no idea what that locked channel is, but thanks
Sorry, it's the wiki channel
I forget you have to go through #šāwiki-frontdesk to unlock it
The glow bug.lantern bug being switched when placed was first mentioned in August
But later they also swapped in icon in your inventory so that it matches the placed item, but not the bug in the wild.
I cannot understand how they did that unless the paper lantern bugs really are supposed to be green.
Finally got my Shepp and made it through the Acceptance Ceremony 
I might go insane without pathing š
Yeah, now I'm just curious if the bugs in the wild match now... going to have to wait till night to be sure
Apparently, they were switched in Caleri's wants as far back as August.

I never noticed?? What
that's odd, I rmbered playing around september and still seeing in inventory the glowbug being green and the paper lantern bug being blue. maybe mandela effect lol
who did you choose? mines zeki bc i couldnāt resist mafia cat
Zero, thereās a mystery about you that has been bugging me for a bit
sorry we have been reached the max interaction with zero for today, come back tomorrow or next week
I want the metal fence, from behind Zeki's house
Iām about to drop āthe questionā if theyāre still awake
Oh, I'm mysterious!?
a wild zero reappears
Okay Iām for real now please tell me
Are you @ fuelhauler
Youāre lying thereās no way
Pookie tell me Iām not insane theyāre the same person literally
I dont even remember who fuelhauler is 
Traitor
I'm so with you on that. ... One day maybe
I see a Fuel and FueledBySpite listed
you could use garden plots for paths if you don't mind stepping on tomatoes lol
I think you are thinking about someone else i donāt have any recollection of that 
Someone in screenshots was sharing they used the new butcher blocks to make a path...lowkey obsessed bc lack of pathsš š
now im questioning my sanity too
A bits and bobs house update with paths, flowers and such would make a lot of people happy.
You and me both bestie
Tish š
A wise choice 

Iād love it if Palia added a new type of potato or something like that idk I feel like just one potato isnāt enough
sweet potatoes
sweet potatoes? yum
yams during autumn time ā¤ļø
Plsss
i wanna be able to make french fries!! we have potatoes, salt, and cooking oil already, we need more potato recipes too
artisan potato chips too, yum
Omgg friesss yeees I“ve been mentioning this since yeaaars agooo 
We need a deepfryer and lots of snackies
yes!!!
Potatoes??
<== ears perk up
as a self proclaimed snack connoisseur irl, i desperately need more snack foods in game

I want goofy looking chickens as well
Big potatoes with toppings of your choice
in need of popcorn in this game for sure
Yees! Absolutely 
Are we eventually going to get ormuus and pekis?
A popcorn machine yeeesss xD
If we donāt die of old age before that yeah we should
Farming would be so fun!!
Cotton candy machine too! Would be cool
Nuggets in Palia please
Or even mini farming like bee keeping..
bees are a great idea
mmh peki fried chicken
Pekin awesome
Bees have to be hard to milk
Yes! Good idea, harvesting honey etc.
You donāt milk bees, you put milk in your bees and eat them like cereal
i built my custom keyboard around the theme of bees, i would definitely like to beekeep in palia
having chickens in game would be so fun for me specially because i have this running tradition across lots of games that i always have an aptly named chicken named sir chickenson, and iād love to bring the tradition to palia lol
That is a great name.
Iām basic in that regard, in every game I get a dog and name it Bart after my dog
I have that same thing but with cows. I always name my first one Bonnie, started back in Harvest Moon A Wonderful Life xD
Omg I love that!! Bee themed keyboard š
i even enlisted my sister, who crochets, to make me a plushie of sir chickenson š«¶
That“s adorable! How nice
I hope so.
Hi 
Tbh I donāt think so š but it would@be nice. Iāll just mentally keep track of my animals on top of the chest management
my first custom keeb too and ngl the theme is super nice
Yeah knowing S6 Iām kind of worried this feature will avoid them
but hope for the best
if we get to name our animals, im gonna have a blast coming up with the most hilarious names for them
Input code in ormuu name
Break game
I need a llama yesterday
Ahh thatās sick. I have yet to customize mine cos canāt decide
yeah i bought the key set online and a barebones shell of a mechanical keyboard
so i chose my own switches alongside my key design
Lmaoo fingers crossed right with u

Name your ormuu dinnerbone to flip it 
YES!!
Well, one thing I can say is that Paper Lantern Bugs now have a green trail. Haven't managed to find a Glowbug yet
i can send pic if you'd like to see ^^
I want them, as mounts
Chicken mount?
Ormuus, silly person 
Please
I'd do anything for a mount
Theyāre both out there. I think I saw more green ones in the front of Bahari bay vs the blue ones being out towards the outskirts
I feel like ormuus would be slow
llama mount plz
Yes please xD
Yesss
I dunno, tho. Maybe a big peki as a mount
We need some of Subira's trained Proudhorn Sernuks.
Sernuk mount
Yeah, I think they're finally consistent between the wild and item models
Tp with the sernuk woo
and they spit at you bc they're sassy. and i like em.
Yep. Like Banthas
Sadly theyāve been banished Into the void
that would be so helpful when looking for the flow grove
I just got here and I hope this is about a llama or alpaca
It is about a llama š„³ š„³
Amazing
Fantastic, even
Pookie šæ

Live footage of me running to the pantry
I don't have animated stickers
I'm poor
This cooldown is stressing me ou
How'd you get a video of me in my house
The the way to get some B E A N S
Also not me. Is that fuel?
Omg not the beans
Okay now I gave you a reason to clown on me forever šš
lmfaooo, gottem
That“s a lot of bean talk
Don't worry. I won't be around much longer.
Yall are so lucky I don't have discord nitro to send custom emojis
Please no Iāll miss your attitude
opens mouth
looks at lurking mods
closes mouth
Is that your OC on your picture
Between accessibility and moderation, this place has gotten tired.
Just clown with us and you wonāt care about a thing anymore
Nothing matters
NGL I wouldn't be messaging in here without the slow mode xD
It'd be too chaotic without it
Though truthfully, neither has changed in over 6 months so I'm surprised I've lasted this long.
Itās usually fine at this hour
Same bruh
It“s usually pretty fine! Sometimes a bit of
but nothing out of control haha
haha
ah ah
Is who my oc
Me. Why did you make me
Ah ha!
It's actually a lot calmer than it was a couple months ago or when it first came to beta. Every day was a new flame.
Bc I love you so much
same double sets of letters with 3 different meanings.
See? This is why Iāll miss you
I imagine when we get it on steam things will reignite
Dude I literally cannot WAIT for the steam crowd itās going to kill this discord frfr(if people start playing that is)
The Wild West of Valve games is my territory 
I look forward to the 3 year message cooldown
DM
thereās more where that came from
Bet
Personally, think the Steam release will be even more anti-climatic than the Switch release.
I look forward to Palia disabling comments in steam
I'm looking forward to steam launch chaos 
Iām more hyped about what the Steam community is like. All it takes is looking at Palia curator reviews
Can't wait for this server to go down with the game ones from too many players at once
Nah tbh I feel like Palia may not fly high on steam
The competition is too strong and thereās a wider selection of better games
I REALLY wish we could craft rugs š
There will certainly be people who bombard it with negative reviews. But we'll see how it shakes out. More platforms means more possible audience.
Yeah man what are looms for
Making leather...
I was meaning more how unhinged it is so I cannot wait
Hoping to get my crowd in here or it gets lonely
but its not at its peak potential lol
Ah yeah true. Steam reviews 
bun bun typing
Where
he abondoned ship
Talking about Palia on Steam is off-topic, probably
Uh oh, be careful. You'll get called a mini-mod 
Totes. Whatever that even means xD

Should be a bannable offense because mean you think our mods arenāt capable enough to deal with stuff but we all know theyāre trained professionals
Not even /s btw
We all know this community can't self-police without mods, so fair point.
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I really enjoy hunting, are the dispel arrows better than the fine arrows? Can they one shot the animals?
I like your PFP Rippley =3 Also, I think if they do, it'd only be the first tiers. The normal chapaa and sernuk.
Dispel are same as fine afaik
They're the same damage, I believe, but Dispel Arrows can turn off the abilities of the magical animals (the white ones)
I need to get those...
Especially for my next Proudhorn hunt...
Amazing, thank you! While I'm here is there an easier way to check the bundles rather than going into the temple thingy every time? Or is that the only way?
I just realized how well Renai Circulation goes with the maji dragon dance sticker.
Internet
Gods I wish. Either the wiki or you just remember it xD
The only way in-game, unfortunately. The official wiki has all the current bundles, though
if you struggle staying organized like I do you might like this helpful website https://www.paliatracker.com/bundles
I usually write down the things I need so I can write down wiki info on the same page. But I'm an ol' physical notes taker so 
Physical notes are superior
So tactile.
physical notes get lost in my room
the paper gremlin eats them
Thank you all sm š
Need one of these for tau
I do that with weekly gifts too
Sorry
I get hungry at night
I knew it had to be one of you 
You'll never find me to stop me
finding you would be effort, so that's correct
I'll just keep my notes on my computer
This is an example of how machines take everything from people
Now table will starve
Pls feed me sir
I'm so hungryš„ŗš¤²
I'm tempted to check for leftovers
Poor kitty
Note eaters are why we use lead-based pencils 
LMAOO
ā¢ļø
š° š here you go, paper gremlin
I'm going to bed, eat well
Night sleep well and rest, or else
I just realized, after level 4 friendship, unless you can romance, there is no point of giving them weekly gifts right?
Gonna catch some z's as well, have a good time zone y'all š
To make them happy 
Correct
Goodnight!
Can you still get renown for it? 
Dulla bun more like dulla bruh (
)
Good question š¤ Is it tied to gaining FP or independent
Banana ape
Banana ape 
pls no
Won't lie it's a kinda cool banana mongy
Banana in Palia when 
Forget leftovers. I'm going to have a peanut butter and banana sandwich.
Right after olives, I reckon.
And olives after Einar content?

Shrimp people 1st IV been screaming this since I started playing palia
Pebble tree? 
Arenāt olives just edible pebbles
disgusting
I can't look at olives the same anymore why do this
can someone tell her..? /jk
(Insert tears in the rain gif)
lex i love you but eating olives is a crime against humanity
calling them edible pebbles, requires palia sacrafice
Omg clown react on my post Iām so offended (sarcasm obviously)
I am an olive eating criminal
But, but, but... pimento filling 
What do you have in your martinis then?
Who says I eat olives
Iād rather eat an actual rock
same tbh
But Palia totally should have olives
more olives for me
More olives for me. š«
pebbles..
Like salt?
Kidney pebbles
Twins! xD
Yeah, that's a good thing to do then š¬ although when you bought everything that can be bought and increase and the top is 1000 there is no point of hunting renown?
it'd be nice to get peaches and grapes and watermelons and pumpkins, especially since we have assets for them already
Renown does feel like the forgotten currency
Renown is the peanut shells I'll use for compost... some day.
Uh-oh. What'd they do? I've got grass growing through my garden soils, again
I maxed everything out with renown again... bought all the new wallpapers
spice of life
I hope they give us more stuff to spend renown on before I hit the cap again
I'm missing a wall in my house. I've just accepted it. New hidden feature: Open wall design
The spice must Flow
need some flow-matos and flo-rn, flow infused veggies for my garden
It's a shame there is a limit, or at least low limits on everything: gold, renown, skills etc
Good ventilation
What about flapes
Flow grapes
flapple tree
Next what? Face flaps?

how's your petit five adventure going though?
Oh, it went awesome! The new update gave me a great wallpaper for my petit five cabin. I just need to decide on the sweetest of furniture for my petit party place.
House tour when Sukina? 
petit furniture 
today?
I mean, your tomorrow, my today.. or something
Iām very upset they deleted the clown react on my post. I treasure them. Please.
Can I get some clown reacts please 
Thank you kind people
collector of clowns

Right now 
Need a Badruu clown emote
Heās the biggest clown fr
Sure thing
but not my house!
Heās the good kinda clown
How Hassian is a clown too but.
Badruu uses humour to hide the pain. Hassian⦠shame
aww, sweet badruu
Hassian is my love
But zeki the clown
The things I'd do to that ma
Give him more affection so heās less passive aggressive with me
My shepp 
Absolutely
I'm making that man a hot meal and giving him cuddles
Hope you eat too. Your OC looks kinda ill 
Just tired
I need to eat
Was gonna eat once I finished this mob farm, but it's still not working so I'm prolly just gonna get off and eat anyways
Tired of climbing and getting nowhere I bet
Iād check the console why your mob farm not working but I canāt access it here
I wanna say sumfin bout getting off and eating but this ice too thin
Coward
Wow, first you were hitting a cat with a newspaper. Now, you're trapping them in their mortal enemy, tinfoil.
It's all good lol
Might just need to either move it or better spawnproof
Out of the kindness of your heart really but hey if you donāt get anything in return

Me as a child
Give me the cowboy hat cat

Kenyatta's at work, @ 2:20 in the morning. Hardworking girl
Just like me fr



Howdy pardner. Cat stickers or your life!
I found Zeki in the underground at 9AM! He wasnāt even being held up by adoring fans.
Schedules are abandoned š
I love kenyatta so mu h
The servers have 99 problems and time is one of them.
@plush plover That's the lady right there 
I'm one of them
This is all tied to my torches lighting during the day, and being off at night, I just know it 
Youāre gonna get me warned again
This chat makes my tummy hurt š
Banana ape
Eat it
When can we eat crayons in Palia
When can we eat glow sticks in palia
There are no glowsticks in Palia
When can we get rabies in palia?
This cool down is ruining my text flow and I hate it
Iām sorry we donāt eat ape here. Only munkis
Hrm. Just got another quest item for a quest I've already completed
First time?
Me everyday š Soon my quest pouch is useless cuz itās filled with duplicates

How can I raise my luck to catch epic fish easier? I'm trying to complete the fire bundle and I only need one fish 
First time, for this one, but I've gotten dupes, before
Sacrifice your first born to einar

NO!!
Einar would never want us hurting anyone please
Maybe he would
With the way things are going I might as well
We donāt know his other onenesses sooo
Shade doesnāt even play Minecraft with us smh my head
But seriously I need helpš„²
You may want a group fishing session
RNG is pretty intense. Only suggestion I have is the Hook Time Booster from Einar's fishing shop. It means more chances during the time you have, because faster hooking!
Itās more fun + buff from other people
10 days till shrimptopia arrives
Fish in bubbles, for me i get way more epic in bubbles than outside idk if itās real or not but alas it works
To do that I need friends which I lack
Einar Cult aboutta have a fishing partyā¦soon? Now that we are no longer segregated
randomly decide to go into library backroom while I wait for some characters to wake up
see display case I don't recall being there before
it's a new quest
Oh, spicy move, dev team. Attention bonus for older players and now I'm prompted to check other villager private rooms I haven't been in for months.
theres too many of us for a single server 
Read this wrong 
@carmine fjord I forgot to ping you xD Sorry #š¬āpalia-general message
player limit per server increase whennn s6 
Real
Reported to Dullahan for threats
How can I join?
Bet no one will save you
DM me if you like, Iāll announce it soon-ish. I need to know your time zone
Don't promote violence by using big words
GMT+1
No violence here only cats in hats
I did it thanks to you
We usually do events <t:1709500980:t> your local time) but can do another time for you
Oh nevermind lol
Thank you so much for trying to help I really appreciate it
Newsflash! his just in! I still sux at bug catching 
Have you tried swinging the net
Do Palia events an hour earlier for me š
Sure, only weekends tho. Doubt amoricans can come Fridays at that time
If only
I can stay up but I need to be engaged or I start 
Ah yes, meal time around then for them. We want it accessible to all
I mean, with my new sleep schedule, I get you š
Hmm more like theyāre still at work?
I was referring to even weekends. Was at a cooking party this morning and people were getting RL hungry or busy making food while playing š
Was like 1AM my time
In all my years of raid leading, I found <t:1709499600:t> to be the most average optimal time for international hangouts but ofc we can do earlier for eu/af folks
This is fine with me ā„ļø
It's 3 am my time and I'm about to make and devour some spicy ramen
Become hard to kill
Eh
My medicine gives me worse
When are they gonna let us consume microplastics in palia
Ugh. Called a Pal, then flared, then broke it. Someone still got upset, because I started the rundown timer š
Man das a goofy cat
That's what's in the green cans š„«
Honestly, if people can't make it within the 3 minute node timer, they really shouldn't even bother trying
Poop on their bed
i adore this cat ahahah
Read an article that said boiling water reduce microplastics consumed by 90%. That seems nice.
Someone got upset at me because I mined a node without flaring it š etiquette miners will complain about everything
What if I'm boiling water in plastic
nice pfp
Just explain the new process then ignore if theyāre aware and still raging. You didnāt implement the new system.
You're probably in a survival situation so do what you got to.
What even are microplastics
I hear the word everywhere but I never bothered to look it up
i do not even own the flare recipe lol
Tyty
microplastics are like tiny pebbles
They are plastics, that are microscopic.
Little bits of plastic that swim up ur urethra and build up in your brain
SICK!!!!
I like runeās definition thank you I will consume more now
I proactively implemented the ignore them part, before the explaining 
Eventually, they get big enough to burst through your head
And that's how little plastic dinosaurs are made
But I totally don't think microplastics should be added to Palia.
Itās why those exfoliating soaps with the tiny beads donāt exist anymore š
Is there any issues with the server today?
so you're telling me my brain can actually become a pebble
Looks like a jelly bean. Would eat
Like how the moon is a trapezoid
Eat pebbles
Btw Iām annoyed that my alt has a jelly bean pebble from Einar but I donāt
So what's with the hairy garden? They fixed that, ages ago. Why is it back?
They better šā„ļø
Only thing I can think of is horrible version control which would explain a lot.
They miss some bugs so they implement them again to fix later
Trim your garden TF 
Shave that b
i thought about something else...nevermind
Beard trimmer soon to be added to my tool wheel
Developers put bugs in their game on purpose
It is a test to see if anyone is actually playing.
Well duh
I need something to eat while I'm here
Let us shave chappas
Sugar you and your brother Cross. Same WhatsApp group 
Kenli would definitely be a discord mod
lmaoo
Hassian
Kenli would never harm anyone out of his own. Heād be like letās behave so Eshe doesnāt ban us
Anyone else wish that they could provide for the pavels?
Like, take my money I don't need it
Theyāre struggling?
They can take my money regardless
||Hodari gave me an entire grill for collecting spice||. Manās making bank
Here's my credit card
Go buy some crap to make explosives
Iād give Najuma my money
And get hodari a tight fit white shirt I can dump water on
I thought Hodari ||has a line about the mine starting to run dry||, but Iām newer and may be misremembering
Funny you say that https://discord.com/channels/809856101326913567/1214143153100300308
I wonder if wet shirts become a thing when Palia gets rain. Or too much fan service? 
Jaw
Dropped
I don't know of any jurisdictions where that wouldn't be considered contributing to the deliquency of a minor (or miner's daughter).
We canāt even have body types and youāre asking for water physics
I mean
Hodari already talks about his midnight meat
I saw the wet shirts isn't enough
He does so I wonder where he gets the ||grill|| money. Cuz thatās no makeshift appliance 
But consider
The mayor is a little b who wouldn't do anything
@tall canopy I've only fired off 4 fireworks, so far 
I said almost the exact same thing yesterday when people were asking for dynamic weather when we can't even get a brightness slider.
You didnāt tell me to come! runs
good morning palia ppl in my phone
Yo
runs back wait I donāt even have you
The magistrate would though
Hi there! How are you today? 
Well rain was tested in alpha I donāt know if they tested sliders 
I tried to friend you, but IGN is not the same, I guess?
Hodari is actually hot here tf
delightful as always . . . trying to resist playing palia first thing so starting a jigsaw instead š how about u??
Leave nice comments for the artist if you like, everyone appreciates that
Kitana Zvezda cuz my palcat is a ā
Thereās plenty of talent in palia fanart worth checking out
Now, I need some sliders. Wish I lived closer to a White Castle.
Haha good to hear
I“m great! Had a great weekend and going to have a good week as well. Keeping busy doing some good stuff 
Sent. I don't give out my IGN, here. Initials are SC, tho
good good!! 
I followed so I remember to leave feedback ā„ļø
I saw š
It says Iām added again after accepting. System weird
Server connection lost š
just finished my last bundle 
oh lord, server still wonky today??
It told me 3 times you had requested. So, now we're super duper friends š«¶š½
It happens 

it's still early, hopefully by the end of today it'll be settled š¤
View from wher eI'm at reminds me... I want on top of Aqueduct, so bad!
Add me to party when you see me š
Then I should sync to your server as I step into Bahari
and u never sent a request to me.....goes away and sits in a corner
Where do I look for friends at this server? I'm kinda anxious about getting to know someone here ._.
You should come see fireworks
i think just socialise!
what do u mean?
see who u click with and click w them 
Thanks, I'll try
Cross is shooting off fireworks
we are not friends in palia
Make it happen
he doesn t care about me anymore
SO not tru š«¶š½
#1135682474324807681 may be helpful
Thanks
"server connection lost"
welcome 2 hell
I just logged in and couldn't talk to anyone...
server connection lost
ruh roh
Sounds like some Chapaas are up to no good 
mischief . . .. !
they remind me of a character but i honestly cannot at all remember who
Hehe I think they“re very cute
yes, like little backpacks on legs!
Good morning
they are adorable
agreed . . i imagine if u took one home it would eat ur entire kitchen tho
Good morning village
gweetings becky, and luna
ahahahahahah
If it was a good morning Iād be fishinā 
Morning to you all 
Oh absolutely without a doubt 
It is warming up here so soon.
are u talking abt irl . .. the daffodils came up in early February this year. EARLY FEBRUARY!!!!
My trees are budding but that is about it. Soon, hopefully.
Oh, I wonder if we can get budding trees in Palia.
oh so cute.. imagine the game went through proper seasons depending on server location . . . ā„ļø amazing
Sounds lovely
I just didn't want to get bonked for being off topic but sure.
i'm sure it's fine!! palia seasons are still palia, innit! 
Wrong sticker
Anyone done the quest for little blue boy? ||I'm sitting here crying my eyes out||
I wanna play so bad but I gotta adult booo
same, kind of
i'm resisting playing while waiting for my meds to kick in so i can go study, but i am Very Tempted
I'm waiting on my sister to pick up me and mum so we can go shopping
oooooooo Fun Shopping or Crap Shopping
I going to get a new desk and lamp and other bits for new flat sooo half n half I guess
Desk and lamps woooo
an upgrade always feels good
fair enough!!! matalan do some cute and relatively cheap furniture, and plus, it means ur fancy new desk will be properly lit for palia time!
Yeah thinking when I'm settled I may start up my streaming again
oOoOoOOOo!!
Nice! Going to stream Palia? 
Of course
The only correct answer 
LMAO
I used to do it but I got too bad with my mental health so I stopped I was affiliate too
Sorry to hear that! And affiliate? The first hard hurdle overcome, nice 
I got too into my head about ppl not coming in n all that
if you enjoyed it, maybe one day you can approach it from a healthier angle - esp if you're playing palia
It can be very tough!
But now I realize I shud of just done it for me
for sure - it's the same with art and writing, too. very easy to get caught up in the numbers game & algorithm
That“s the main thing! Doing it for yourself and if you think it“s fun keep doing you 
Im genuinely surprised I haven't been caught up in Palia daydreaming all morning while at work wth...
I'm on the loo rn and I HAD to check Palia discord LMAO
oh my god coffee š stop peeing and paliaing
Boss earns a dollar, I earn a dime
Thatās why I check discord on company time

Anyone experiencing party issues, like not being able to join or invite people all of a sudden?
Im not peeing in fact š
Also, I DO WHAT I WANT, YOU'RE NOT MY dAD 
No clue I“m at work atm 
Got a star ruby š
LMAO
sorry coffee . . . ur regularly scheduled palia check must be contained to pee limit
Gz š
YOURE NOT EVEN THE BOSS OF ME LITERALLY 

OK, then. Just saw a chapaa burrow into a river
Jokes aside im going back soon, I had an emergency ok ā

oh NOOOO!!! whatever emergency requires a bathroom, my heart goes out to u
Iām on coffee break(lunch)
Dont break me
š„
I was about to say ācome here Iāll break youā same brain
But slowmode messed me up I hate it here
Palia /j ||means /joking||
'Deranged Einar Enjoyers Cult' you say... 
of course . palia potty emergency
#1214157506855706634 message LF sprouts and apples (or I can swap to apples for butter)
I didnāt say but yes youāre in the right place
I'd be happy to experience 'oneness' with Einar 
Einar is the fishing robot ?
yes! vry chill tall guy
has legs like a newborn deer
If I remember you can have a romance with it xD
I just found out we can't rotate a bunch of wall items anymore smh
i can see the appeal š¤ guy like nature, what's not to love!
Can we get the wallpaper from Zeki's store's back room?
Hey c'mon he has a name, poor guy 
Depend if it an illegal color
Well, it's not an actual black or anything
also irl (i will spoiler this just in case, tho it is very early) ||i rly like bugs and the idea of having a worm farm is very cool 2 me. . . thank u einar for ur worm farm gift||
Oh! I guess it's throughout the whole store. Never noticed it, before š¤·š½
LMAO THE WORM REACT
100k for idk what is this.but it's in the zeki bunker
Nooooo! I specifically went to the beach, to get a bunch of shells, for the conch decor. I forgot, and sold them all! Gotta start over 
ItĀ“s nice šŖ±
it is a very cute worm tbh....
It“s name is Charlie.
Personally I want a second wolf but my house is tiny
You could request some to get a head start 
greetings charlieworm
I just named it on the spot idk first name that came into my mind
Charlie the Chocolat worm
u were spoken to by mother nature
Melts in your mouth!
i'm gonna be 30 next year and i swear to god i am going to have a caterpillar cake
Nah. It's no biggie. I'm just irritated I let my "creature of habit" ways mess me up
Charlie the Palian Chocolate worm
That's awesome! I want one of those scary hedgehog cakes 
maybe one day we can have a palia caterpillar cake . . . amazing . .. i would scream
Hiii guys! I have a quick question; does anyone know if the thundering eel is bugged? I've been fishing for what seems like forever without any luck. I've even managed to get all epics meanwhile 
I caught one earlier today.
that sounds so cool . . .. . . irl we have a Hedgehog Program and it's vry cute to see the hedgies posted
Caterpillar machine the famous excavator CAT
Are you using worms?
Nooo not Charlie!!
LMAO yes i want palia to give me a CAT cake please
Yup, regular worms in lakes in Bahari. I'm about to rip my hair out
aaw
they are so squishy
They're only in rivers.
for real 

I meant rivers, sorry!'
Oof thank goodness 
Maybe try the fortress and only fish in the hot spots. I caught one in two tries.
Imagine being in the wrong place, then I'd rage quit for life xd
Hahaha noooo
DM
I gonna export all my wood to zeki I think šŗ
anyone getting bad stuttering after the last patch?
does S6 know :O?
fishing rng seems to have been improved yet i still do not have cottonbean
Still on the look for that as well! Currently I feel like oily anchovy is the same as what Sea Bass is to ACNH players
Fish are to fast to be caught near mayor office
Einar sells some fishing buffs and I use fisherman's brew a lot.
Did you mean C+ (1000 yard stare)

cottonbean? is that a new fish š¤
Plushie from da underground
and you can fish it up? O.o
What does a romance pin do?
Nothing really but sometimes you get dialogue about it that's mostly neutral.
For me it's the god-forsaken Red-Bellied Piranha 
So does that mean I can get romance pins from every romance candidate and they won't get mad?
Yeah they might make a remark but it won“t have any effect other than that
Good morning palians
Morning!
Yo dany
good meowning!
I have like 3 romances going on and I don't want them to get mad
Good morning
how is the romancing in the game? I haven't gotten that far yet in my relationships
Like compared to other games I guess is what I mean š
Eh it's ok there's no special cut scenes or anything.
No special events, just quests
Compare to other games itās still not finished. Romance we have rn(and friendship) is more of just an introduction for now. More will be rewleased at some point






